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[door opening]
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[cash register dings]
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♪ funky music ♪
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[cash register dings]
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♪♪♪
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[cash register dings]
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♪♪♪
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[cash register dings]
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Oh, did you pee
the bed last night?
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No.
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[cash register dings]
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♪♪♪
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[cash register dings]
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♪♪♪
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[cash register dings]
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♪♪♪
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[cash register dings]
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Tuck it under.
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Tuck it under, Mommy.
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[cash register dings]
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What's it start with?
What's it start with?
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[cash register dings]
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B!
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[laughs]
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I need new Legos.
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[cash register dings]
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[cash register dinging]
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[both laughing]
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- Night-night.
- Night-night.
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[cash register dings]
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"And make them into crowns
and play King of the Forest."
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[laughs]
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[cash register dings]
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[sighs]
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♪♪♪
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No real surprises here.
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Junior account executive
requires a lot
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of client management.
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Well, I'm a great communicator.
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How do you communicate?
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Well, you know, I've been
a tutor for teenagers
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for the past five years.
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- Ugh. Gross.
- Yeah. [laughs]
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You know, I just feel like
if I can get a teenage boy
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to write an essay on slavery's
destruction of identity
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in Toni Morrison's Beloved,
I can pretty much get anyone--
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[gasps] Stop!
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[gasps]
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OMG!
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Love--I love Beloved!
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I love Beloved!
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[both laughing]
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So well written.
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And Toni Morrison,
holy frijoles,
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he is my jam.
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Yeah, she's really good.
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That's exactly what
I'm talking about.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Wow. Cool. [laughs]
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Great.
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Ooh.
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So you have a child, right?
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Mm-hmm.
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[exhales sharply]
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Hmm.
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[sucking lips]
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Hmm.
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Really nice office.
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Oh, thank you.
[chuckles]
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I'm gonna be honest with you.
You don't want this job.
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It's a lot of nights
and weekends.
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You'll probably never
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- see your kid.
- Okay.
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♪ Big Black Delta's
"Money Rain Down" playing ♪
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Okay, great.
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I have another meeting,
so you're gonna have to get--
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- Oh.
- Oh, but thank you so much.
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Thank you.
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It was really nice
to meet you.
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♪ It must be heaven ♪
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♪♪♪
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♪ I must be a fool ♪
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♪♪♪
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♪ Wake up tomorrow... ♪
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So sorry you didn't get
the ad job, honey.
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Have you thought
about real estate?
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[Tutu] Oh, God, Jackie.
You want everyone to be you.
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I wish I was her.
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I do.
I wish I was you.
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- Oh, I wish I was you.
- I really wish I was you.
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- No, I wish I was you.
- I wish I was you.
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I don't really
wish I was you.
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No, I get it. I don't really
wanna be me either.
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[Jackie] But you're really good
at this. Like, do some more.
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[Bridge] Okay, let me
give you another one. Ready?
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Guinness: Tastes better
than your sadness.
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- That's so good.
- Hold on. I have a better one.
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Guinness: Drown your sorrows
in a bottle of Guinness.
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That wasn't better.
That was just louder.
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Jack, could you please
get me a beer?
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No.
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What do you mean, no?
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I'm sick of doing shit for you,
and I'm not gonna do it.
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You don't ever
do anything for me.
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No, 'cause you're always
bossing me around,
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like you always have,
like you have my whole life.
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And you know what else?
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I cannot believe that you
did not give me the listing
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for this house.
I cannot believe that you--
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What the hell
are you talking about?
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Jesus Christ, Jackie.
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I gotta hear
from some chump realtor
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that my own sister's
selling her fucking house?
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- That's not right.
- [Tutu] I am not
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selling my house.
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- Really?
- Yes, that--
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That's why they're calling me?
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Jackie, why are you so insecure?
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- I'm not insecure.
- [Tutu] You are.
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You are insecure.
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If I had a house to sell,
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of course I would
give it to you.
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Has anyone talked
to Joe Junior about this?
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I think Junior's trying
to sell the house.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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I wish I was.
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And you didn't call me
and tell me?
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What the fuck?
I'm telling you right now.
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I thought--we thought
you were in on it.
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- How you gonna take--
- Give me a sip.
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- I got this off that...
- Why the hell didn't you--
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...shit loser realtor--
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Why the hell
didn't you call me?
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She just said she
thought you knew.
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[Tutu] I'm not in on it,
Jackie.
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That goddamn Joe is trying
to fuck me over.
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[Jackie] Well, that's true.
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I won't stand for it.
You know what I'll do?
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I will burn down
this fucking house
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before letting him
get away with that.
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Hey, Mom, you know
if you go outside
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and you hug a tree
for five minutes a day,
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it's like taking
an antidepressant?
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You know what you need to do
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that would help you
a little bit
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feel better and everything
in your life?
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Get a fucking job.
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You need 24 hours
hugging that tree.
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- Mm.
- You need to lay off her.
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You gotta lay off her. You're
gonna have to talk to him.
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What do you wanna do?
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[Tutu] Listen,
I'm not gonna talk...
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- Go to the beach.
- Go to the beach?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Okay, come on. Come on.
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You want to be part
of the decision-making?
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You're gonna have to do
something like talk to him.
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Be reasonable.
Make him dinner.
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- Make him dinner?
- Yeah.
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That's what you
think's gonna help?
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Make him dinner,
like that thing you do.
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[Tutu] Yeah, hey, I thought
you were staying for supper.
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No, I gotta go to 7-Eleven,
get a fucking job.
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That's very funny, Bridgette.
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Hey, hey, hey, remember,
it tastes better than sadness.
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- Bye, Jack.
- It does.
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[door closes]
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Go get us a couple
of cold ones, will you?
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Jesus, now I'm doing
what you say to do.
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♪ mellow music ♪
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♪♪♪
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Oh, look.
Our French fries.
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The waiter put them
out here for us.
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How nice.
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Come on, let's go to the beach.
Sit on the water.
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♪♪♪
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[laughing]
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Come on.
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- [Larry] This is fun.
- One, two, three.
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- Ooh.
- Up.
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[waves lapping]
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[seagulls cawing]
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Fries are good.
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So I'm gonna probably have
to start working full-time.
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I know.
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So I'm not gonna
be around as much.
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I know we don't have
any more money.
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Well, we're gonna have money.
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Soon as someone hires me.
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What do you wanna buy
with the money?
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A pony?
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Yeah, I want a pony.
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Me too.
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A rainbow pony.
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♪ Wargirl's "Sass Girl"
playing ♪
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♪♪♪
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♪ I've been bad,
I've been good ♪
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♪ I've been doing
what I should ♪
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♪ People shout out loud,
can you hear our anthem ♪
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♪ People say it proud ♪
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♪ And we don't stop,
and we don't stop ♪
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♪ And we don't stop,
and we don't stop ♪
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♪ Boy go creeping
through my hood ♪
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♪ I ain't doing
what I should ♪
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♪ You are not the boss,
applesauce... ♪
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[Larry] Hey, Mom.
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Shh. Sweet dreams.
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♪ And we don't stop,
And we don't stop ♪
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♪ Now we say ♪
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♪ The world
is out to get me ♪
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♪ Said don't take
our voice away... ♪
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[indistinct chatter]
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♪♪♪
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You didn't write down
your social security number.
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Oh, really?
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Oh, I must--where do I do it?
Oh.
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You-you do have
a social security number?
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Oh, yeah.
No, I do.
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- Okay.
- Question.
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Uh, do you have
a social security number?
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- I do.
- What's yours?
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Yeah, that's something that I
would prefer to keep private.
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Sometimes I don't remember
if it's a six or a nine.
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Easy mistake.
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It-it does have
to be accurate.
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Okay.
There you go.
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Okay.
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Actually, you know what?
I think it's--
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I think it's a nine.
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Yeah, it's definitely a nine.
Okay, all set.
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Mm-hmm, all right.
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Can't believe I'm here.
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You know, just that
it's come to this.
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This is really
for real poor people.
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Not like--you know what I mean.
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Yeah, well,
you certainly qualify.
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I know, but, you know,
I'm college educated,
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for the most part.
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Some people would say
I'm pretty,
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but, you know--
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Yeah. [laughs]
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That's inappropriate.
[laughs]
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Look, you all feel that way.
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So just be grateful, okay?
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I can do that.
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This is an EBT card.
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You can use that at most
grocery stores or 7-Elevens.
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This government is so cool.
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Yep.
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Free money, free money,
free money!
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Whoo-hoo!
Whoo, whoo!
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- [squeals]
- [Rafi] Oink, oink!
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♪ Twinkle, twinkle,
little star ♪
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Larry, you got a good voice,
buddy.
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- You hungry?
- Mm-mm.
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Did Mama give you food?
Did you eat already?
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- I ate some cookies.
- You ate some cookies?
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Mama gave me French fries
off the table.
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Hello, Larry.
When did you get here?
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- Hi.
- Hey, babe.
260
00:09:01,470 --> 00:09:03,970
Oh, is my hair disgusting?
It feels so gross.
261
00:09:04,053 --> 00:09:05,970
I look insane,
stupid broken shower.
262
00:09:06,053 --> 00:09:07,470
[chuckles] Here, eat some.
263
00:09:07,553 --> 00:09:09,553
No, oh, thank you,
but today
264
00:09:09,637 --> 00:09:11,595
is my non-eating day.
265
00:09:11,679 --> 00:09:12,804
You have a busy day
today, babe?
266
00:09:12,887 --> 00:09:14,303
Yeah.
267
00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,428
But I wish I could hang out
with you guys.
268
00:09:18,053 --> 00:09:21,095
You got a good dad there, Larry.
Making you breakfast.
269
00:09:21,178 --> 00:09:22,387
[both laugh]
270
00:09:22,470 --> 00:09:23,804
My dad used to take me
to Bunnings
271
00:09:23,887 --> 00:09:26,804
for the free sausage sizzle.
272
00:09:26,887 --> 00:09:30,595
Bunnings is a warehouse.
What are you doing today?
273
00:09:30,679 --> 00:09:34,553
Oh, um, private session.
I got a new client.
274
00:09:34,637 --> 00:09:36,720
Babe, that's amazing!
275
00:09:36,804 --> 00:09:38,762
- I'm so proud of you.
- Thank you.
276
00:09:38,845 --> 00:09:41,261
All right, I gotta run.
Bye.
277
00:09:41,345 --> 00:09:42,470
Bye, babe. Love you.
278
00:09:42,553 --> 00:09:43,679
- Bye.
- Oh, fuck, shit.
279
00:09:43,762 --> 00:09:45,387
- I mean...
- Earmuffs.
280
00:09:45,470 --> 00:09:46,845
...trucks and sheeps.
281
00:09:46,929 --> 00:09:48,428
I forgot the, um--
282
00:09:48,512 --> 00:09:50,053
the plumber's coming today
to fix the shower
283
00:09:50,136 --> 00:09:51,929
and I'm not gonna be here.
I'm sorry.
284
00:09:52,011 --> 00:09:53,637
- I'm sorry.
- Um, yeah.
285
00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:55,345
Uh, I'll be here.
286
00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,303
Even though you've got
that session and all those--
287
00:09:57,387 --> 00:09:58,679
Oh, you've got
those errands to run.
288
00:09:58,762 --> 00:09:59,887
- I got it, yeah.
- Thank you.
289
00:09:59,970 --> 00:10:01,720
Okay, well, uh,
Jim says to use
290
00:10:01,804 --> 00:10:03,095
the corporate card
for the dry cleaners.
291
00:10:03,178 --> 00:10:04,845
- But get a receipt.
- All right.
292
00:10:04,929 --> 00:10:06,303
And then this is for Bed
Bath & Beyond for the sheets,
293
00:10:06,387 --> 00:10:07,762
and then here's, um, a 20 for--
294
00:10:07,845 --> 00:10:09,261
No, no, baby, I got cash.
295
00:10:09,345 --> 00:10:10,178
- No, thank you so much.
- Babe, I got ca--
296
00:10:10,261 --> 00:10:11,887
No, no.
297
00:10:11,970 --> 00:10:13,303
Oh, and my checkbook's
in the drawer for the plumber.
298
00:10:13,387 --> 00:10:14,428
- Bye.
- Bye.
299
00:10:14,512 --> 00:10:15,720
Yay, I get
to shower tonight.
300
00:10:15,804 --> 00:10:17,345
♪ bright music ♪
301
00:10:17,428 --> 00:10:18,553
[door closes]
302
00:10:18,637 --> 00:10:21,470
Did you eat all of the sausage?
303
00:10:21,553 --> 00:10:24,470
I knew it was delicious.
[kisses]
304
00:10:24,553 --> 00:10:26,053
You wanna go see Auntie Itsy?
305
00:10:26,136 --> 00:10:30,136
[vocalist singing in Spanish]
306
00:10:30,220 --> 00:10:34,053
[Tutu] Oh, Joe Junior, please
don't throw me out of my house.
307
00:10:34,136 --> 00:10:37,845
I'm broke and alone.
I'm just a silly woman.
308
00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:40,345
Please, what will I do?
309
00:10:40,428 --> 00:10:42,303
You're such a good actress.
You should have been an actress.
310
00:10:42,387 --> 00:10:43,804
That was convincing.
311
00:10:43,887 --> 00:10:46,136
Well, you know, never
underestimate the power
312
00:10:46,220 --> 00:10:49,053
of a guilty conscience.
Jesus taught us that.
313
00:10:49,136 --> 00:10:50,929
There you go.
314
00:10:51,011 --> 00:10:52,595
Bridgette, did you
get a credit card?
315
00:10:52,679 --> 00:10:54,762
Uh, it's better.
It's an EBT card.
316
00:10:54,845 --> 00:10:56,804
Food stamps?
317
00:10:56,887 --> 00:10:58,970
- Yeah, food stamps.
- Bridgette, come on, now.
318
00:10:59,053 --> 00:11:00,887
What are you,
a welfare queen?
319
00:11:00,970 --> 00:11:01,762
Yeah, maybe I am.
320
00:11:01,845 --> 00:11:03,762
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
321
00:11:03,845 --> 00:11:05,595
♪ I step in the place,
what's popping ♪
322
00:11:05,679 --> 00:11:07,303
♪ All of the gold
and the jewels I'm copping ♪
323
00:11:07,387 --> 00:11:08,220
♪ You know my crew
rolling deep... ♪
324
00:11:08,303 --> 00:11:10,553
All right, who's next?
325
00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:12,887
- [man] Bridgette Bird.
- That's me.
326
00:11:12,970 --> 00:11:14,553
♪ Jealous 'cause I run
all of this ♪
327
00:11:14,637 --> 00:11:15,470
♪ My arm and my wrist... ♪
328
00:11:15,553 --> 00:11:16,720
My queen.
329
00:11:16,804 --> 00:11:18,512
Welfare queen, that is.
330
00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:21,845
Absolutely. Mothering
is the most important job,
331
00:11:21,929 --> 00:11:25,136
and the U.S. government is happy
to recognize it as labor.
332
00:11:25,220 --> 00:11:26,345
Thank you.
333
00:11:26,428 --> 00:11:27,929
Check for $50,000.
334
00:11:28,011 --> 00:11:29,970
$50,000?
335
00:11:30,053 --> 00:11:33,261
And this hopefully will cover
any walking-around money.
336
00:11:33,345 --> 00:11:35,428
Wow, just for being a mom?
337
00:11:35,512 --> 00:11:37,178
Just for being a mom.
338
00:11:37,261 --> 00:11:38,929
Seven days a week,
24 hours a day,
339
00:11:39,011 --> 00:11:40,929
no weekends,
no vacations.
340
00:11:41,011 --> 00:11:42,553
- To the moms!
- [women] To the moms!
341
00:11:42,637 --> 00:11:44,804
It's just to help me
get back on my feet.
342
00:11:44,887 --> 00:11:45,887
- Mm.
- Mm-hmm.
343
00:11:45,970 --> 00:11:47,345
I thought Trump was supposed
344
00:11:47,428 --> 00:11:48,762
to get rid
of all these handouts.
345
00:11:48,845 --> 00:11:51,303
Ma'am, you have
a balance for 285.
346
00:11:51,387 --> 00:11:53,762
- What? Wait--
- You have a balance for 285.
347
00:11:53,845 --> 00:11:56,220
- No, I gave you the card.
- No, EBT pay only food.
348
00:11:56,303 --> 00:12:01,053
Most of the item that you have
over here is not covered.
349
00:12:01,136 --> 00:12:02,178
What? Like what?
350
00:12:02,261 --> 00:12:05,595
Tampon. Napkin.
351
00:12:05,679 --> 00:12:08,261
Plastic wrap.
Hold this for me.
352
00:12:08,345 --> 00:12:10,011
The vitamin.
Nothing on that.
353
00:12:10,095 --> 00:12:11,720
- What does this cover, then?
- They only--
354
00:12:11,804 --> 00:12:15,053
Only veggie, oatmeal,
seed seed.
355
00:12:15,136 --> 00:12:16,387
What are seed seeds?
356
00:12:16,470 --> 00:12:17,929
It's a small seed.
357
00:12:18,011 --> 00:12:20,804
You put it under the ground
and they'll grow up
358
00:12:20,887 --> 00:12:22,804
and you can eat that.
359
00:12:22,887 --> 00:12:24,387
Only the thing that not covered
with the food stamps,
360
00:12:24,470 --> 00:12:26,595
you have to pay cash.
361
00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:29,428
- Can you just cover me?
- No.
362
00:12:29,512 --> 00:12:30,637
[woman] I can take it out
the items not covered.
363
00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:32,178
No, no, wait. Just--
It's okay.
364
00:12:32,261 --> 00:12:33,261
You're just--
Just pay for it, Mom.
365
00:12:33,345 --> 00:12:35,387
I will pay you back.
366
00:12:35,470 --> 00:12:36,804
Look, this is not
my fault, okay?
367
00:12:36,887 --> 00:12:38,303
- Whose fault is it?
- I mean, it's probably--
368
00:12:38,387 --> 00:12:39,804
Hey, Bridge.
Bridge, Bridge, Bridge.
369
00:12:39,887 --> 00:12:41,220
How much money do you need,
honey?
370
00:12:41,303 --> 00:12:42,804
Listen, do not get involved
here, Jackie.
371
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:45,136
She doesn't need
any more handouts.
372
00:12:45,220 --> 00:12:46,553
- Mom, you're making a scene.
- [Tutu] No, hey, give me.
373
00:12:46,637 --> 00:12:47,804
Don't you touch my bag!
374
00:12:49,679 --> 00:12:52,595
I will pay for the stuff
for Larry, but that's it!
375
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:00,345
Only Larry's stuff?
376
00:13:00,428 --> 00:13:02,178
'Cause he's just a baby.
377
00:13:02,261 --> 00:13:04,178
It's not his fault that
you're on food stamps.
378
00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:08,762
Um, can you just, uh,
save all this stuff for me?
379
00:13:08,845 --> 00:13:10,345
I can't.
I have to put everything back.
380
00:13:10,428 --> 00:13:12,512
No, just put it in a bag,
and I'll be back later.
381
00:13:12,595 --> 00:13:13,845
Isn't that just like you,
Bridgette?
382
00:13:13,929 --> 00:13:15,095
Make everyone else
clean up your mess.
383
00:13:15,178 --> 00:13:16,345
Put it back.
Just put it back.
384
00:13:16,428 --> 00:13:17,804
You are a fucking
terrible mother!
385
00:13:20,970 --> 00:13:22,679
Could you void that, please?
386
00:13:22,762 --> 00:13:23,595
- [woman] Yeah, but it's--
- Coll, Coll, Coll.
387
00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:25,220
[Tutu] I'm not making a scene.
388
00:13:25,303 --> 00:13:26,720
We're not making a scene,
Jackie.
389
00:13:26,804 --> 00:13:27,887
- I can pay for it.
- Stop, okay?
390
00:13:27,970 --> 00:13:29,595
No, Jackie.
You don't understand.
391
00:13:32,053 --> 00:13:33,011
Help me.
392
00:13:35,011 --> 00:13:36,637
Last week,
I was at Lake Cochituate
393
00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:38,804
with Letty, swimming,
394
00:13:38,887 --> 00:13:40,637
and a big-ass trout
following me.
395
00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:43,136
[laughs]
You're lying, bro.
396
00:13:43,220 --> 00:13:47,345
I went right, it went right.
It was on my ass, yo.
397
00:13:47,428 --> 00:13:48,428
Were you high?
398
00:13:48,512 --> 00:13:49,387
No.
399
00:13:49,470 --> 00:13:51,053
Can you open this?
400
00:13:51,136 --> 00:13:52,845
I even got out the lake
to try to lose it
401
00:13:52,929 --> 00:13:55,303
so it could follow Letty,
and it waited in there for me.
402
00:13:55,387 --> 00:13:56,387
- Mm.
- Looking at me
403
00:13:56,470 --> 00:13:57,637
with its beady
little eyes.
404
00:13:57,720 --> 00:13:59,387
And now
you're vegan?
405
00:13:59,470 --> 00:14:01,136
Craziest experience
of my life.
406
00:14:01,220 --> 00:14:02,762
Let me ask you
a question.
407
00:14:02,845 --> 00:14:04,512
Is Letty vegan?
408
00:14:04,595 --> 00:14:06,136
- Yeah.
- That's why you vegan!
409
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,053
Negative.
410
00:14:08,136 --> 00:14:10,387
I had a spiritual experience
with a fish!
411
00:14:10,470 --> 00:14:12,178
I'm not trying to hear
all that, man.
412
00:14:12,261 --> 00:14:13,011
Yo, call your sister, man.
I ain't got all fucking day.
413
00:14:13,095 --> 00:14:14,679
I've been texting her, bro.
414
00:14:14,762 --> 00:14:16,553
Man, her gym equipment hookup
better come through.
415
00:14:16,637 --> 00:14:19,261
Should have went to the store
like law-abiding citizens.
416
00:14:19,345 --> 00:14:21,220
No, we couldn't do that,
could we?
417
00:14:21,303 --> 00:14:22,804
Look, I gotta get back to
the condo, let the plumber in.
418
00:14:22,887 --> 00:14:24,512
I gotta go pick up
Nelly's dry cleaning.
419
00:14:24,595 --> 00:14:25,762
I got shit to do too, man.
420
00:14:25,845 --> 00:14:27,804
- Aww.
- What?
421
00:14:27,887 --> 00:14:29,595
She pay you extra to do
the dishes too, you pendejo?
422
00:14:29,679 --> 00:14:31,679
[laughs]
I get tips, all right?
423
00:14:31,762 --> 00:14:33,720
- Mexican maid.
- Puerto Rican maid, bro.
424
00:14:33,804 --> 00:14:35,929
[Itsy] Yay, yay, yay, yay, yay.
Look who's got your gloves.
425
00:14:36,011 --> 00:14:38,303
- Where you been?
- speaking Spanish
426
00:14:38,387 --> 00:14:39,762
I've been waiting for you
for, like, an hour and a half.
427
00:14:39,845 --> 00:14:41,136
How about you thank me?
Look at them.
428
00:14:41,220 --> 00:14:41,929
- speaking Spanish
- Whoo!
429
00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:43,261
That's what's up.
430
00:14:43,345 --> 00:14:44,512
That's dope.
Look.
431
00:14:44,595 --> 00:14:45,303
She got the pink one
and all that.
432
00:14:45,387 --> 00:14:46,595
speaking Spanish
433
00:14:46,679 --> 00:14:48,220
[Rafi] What you know
about that?
434
00:14:48,303 --> 00:14:50,053
[man] Leather gloves?
For real, Itsy?
435
00:14:50,136 --> 00:14:52,804
Yes, leather, for real, Carlos.
What?
436
00:14:52,887 --> 00:14:54,178
You know how many
of them animals
437
00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:55,762
are skinned each year
for that leather?
438
00:14:55,845 --> 00:14:57,929
Oh, my God.
We're in school now.
439
00:14:58,011 --> 00:15:00,261
No, teach us.
How many animals are skinned?
440
00:15:00,345 --> 00:15:01,178
Here we go.
441
00:15:01,261 --> 00:15:02,428
speaking Spanish
442
00:15:02,512 --> 00:15:04,345
What?
Oh, and look at that.
443
00:15:04,428 --> 00:15:06,637
speaking Spanish
444
00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:08,136
A vegan smoking cigarettes.
That-that's cute.
445
00:15:08,220 --> 00:15:10,428
That's real--makes total
sense to me, man.
446
00:15:10,512 --> 00:15:12,428
- How's your girlfriend Butchie?
- speaking Spanish
447
00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:14,345
And I'm not a
speaking Spanish
448
00:15:14,428 --> 00:15:16,011
Her name
is fucking Abigail,
449
00:15:16,095 --> 00:15:17,762
and she Irish,
and she got an accent,
450
00:15:17,845 --> 00:15:19,136
and she got red hair.
451
00:15:19,220 --> 00:15:20,637
speaking Spanish
452
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,595
- Yeah.
- Who got--who got red hair?
453
00:15:22,679 --> 00:15:23,512
- New girl, Abigail.
- New girl?
454
00:15:23,595 --> 00:15:24,970
Uh-huh.
455
00:15:25,053 --> 00:15:26,720
Damn, she get
more girls than me.
456
00:15:26,804 --> 00:15:27,720
- Run in the family.
- What you want me to say?
457
00:15:27,804 --> 00:15:30,804
♪ upbeat music ♪
458
00:15:30,887 --> 00:15:32,929
♪♪♪
459
00:15:33,011 --> 00:15:34,220
You want to make
some tea?
460
00:15:34,303 --> 00:15:35,553
♪♪♪
461
00:15:35,637 --> 00:15:37,220
Okay.
Green tea.
462
00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:39,011
♪♪♪
463
00:15:39,095 --> 00:15:40,720
- [door opens]
- [Nelson] Hello, hello, hello,
464
00:15:40,804 --> 00:15:42,387
my little nuclear family.
465
00:15:42,470 --> 00:15:44,345
Hey, babe.
466
00:15:44,428 --> 00:15:45,970
How was your day?
467
00:15:46,053 --> 00:15:48,095
Oh, it was good.
468
00:15:48,178 --> 00:15:50,970
Oh, look at all this.
469
00:15:51,053 --> 00:15:53,303
Oh, uh, I missed the plumber.
470
00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:55,720
Fuck.
471
00:15:59,095 --> 00:16:03,053
But, babe, you told me
you could do it.
472
00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:05,011
Yeah, babe, I didn't know
getting all this stuff
473
00:16:05,095 --> 00:16:06,970
was gonna take so long.
474
00:16:09,512 --> 00:16:12,387
Right, but I can't keep going
to the gym to shower, you know.
475
00:16:12,470 --> 00:16:15,053
I have to look
a certain way for work,
476
00:16:15,136 --> 00:16:17,387
and it makes my hair all frizzy.
477
00:16:17,470 --> 00:16:18,637
Yeah, but this
is for my work.
478
00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:20,220
Right, no, I know.
479
00:16:20,303 --> 00:16:22,220
I didn't realize you'd been
saving all this money.
480
00:16:22,303 --> 00:16:24,136
So what?
481
00:16:24,220 --> 00:16:27,303
Well, so you never
offered to help
482
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:29,512
with any of the bills
or anything.
483
00:16:29,595 --> 00:16:31,637
You never asked me to help
with any of the bills.
484
00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:34,136
Mm. Yes.
485
00:16:34,220 --> 00:16:39,136
So I'm just working
over 60 hours a week
486
00:16:39,220 --> 00:16:42,011
to pay off the mortgage?
487
00:16:42,095 --> 00:16:43,679
You wanted this condo.
488
00:16:43,762 --> 00:16:44,679
Right, it's my money.
489
00:16:44,762 --> 00:16:45,845
And this is my money.
490
00:16:45,929 --> 00:16:47,595
But it's not really, is it?
491
00:16:47,679 --> 00:16:49,679
No. Mm.
492
00:16:49,762 --> 00:16:51,804
Because I'm covering
for everything else.
493
00:16:51,887 --> 00:16:54,887
I mean, I have to pay
for Larry's food now too.
494
00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:56,178
You want me to pay
for the fucking breakfast?
495
00:16:56,261 --> 00:16:58,512
What the fuck? Huh?
496
00:16:58,595 --> 00:17:01,261
I'm-I'm starting this so that I
can, like, really have something
497
00:17:01,345 --> 00:17:04,762
going for myself.
This could be real.
498
00:17:04,845 --> 00:17:06,762
Sure, right. I know.
499
00:17:06,845 --> 00:17:08,303
- You know what the problem is?
- What?
500
00:17:08,387 --> 00:17:10,261
You never support me.
All right?
501
00:17:10,345 --> 00:17:13,011
You got me running around
like a fucking errand boy.
502
00:17:13,095 --> 00:17:14,512
And the second I get
something going,
503
00:17:14,595 --> 00:17:15,679
you wanna start complaining.
504
00:17:15,762 --> 00:17:17,553
That is so unfair.
505
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:20,929
All I do is support you.
I--
506
00:17:21,011 --> 00:17:23,053
It's just it's a lot
of pressure on me.
507
00:17:23,136 --> 00:17:24,553
- Pressure?
- Yes, pressure.
508
00:17:24,637 --> 00:17:25,720
I put pressure on you?
509
00:17:25,804 --> 00:17:28,261
- Yes.
- How about this?
510
00:17:28,345 --> 00:17:30,136
How about we take the pressure
off of you and we leave?
511
00:17:30,220 --> 00:17:32,136
- Fantastic.
- Is that what you want?
512
00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:34,804
Yeah, can you take this stuff
with you, please?
513
00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:36,929
♪ dramatic music ♪
514
00:17:37,011 --> 00:17:39,428
[Larry] I wanna go see Mommy!
515
00:17:39,512 --> 00:17:40,887
♪♪♪
516
00:17:40,970 --> 00:17:43,470
[door closes]
517
00:17:43,553 --> 00:17:45,303
[Rafi] I just don't know
if we're right for each other,
518
00:17:45,387 --> 00:17:46,345
you know?
519
00:17:46,428 --> 00:17:47,845
[Bridge] Come on.
520
00:17:47,929 --> 00:17:49,637
She treats me
like I'm a fucking...
521
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,512
Mexican maid or something.
522
00:17:51,595 --> 00:17:54,136
Okay, so she's paying your bills
and paying for the condo
523
00:17:54,220 --> 00:17:56,136
and paying for Larry's food,
and you're complaining
524
00:17:56,220 --> 00:17:57,762
while I'm over here
on food stamps.
525
00:17:58,804 --> 00:18:00,470
You are?
526
00:18:00,553 --> 00:18:03,178
Yeah, well, for one day.
It's been very rough.
527
00:18:03,261 --> 00:18:06,595
And you can't even buy food
on food stamps.
528
00:18:06,679 --> 00:18:07,970
You can just buy seed seeds.
529
00:18:08,053 --> 00:18:09,595
What the fuck is a seed seed?
530
00:18:09,679 --> 00:18:11,929
I liked it better when
I didn't know I was poor.
531
00:18:13,762 --> 00:18:15,887
- You know?
- Yeah.
532
00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:18,053
It's like being punished for
a crime you didn't even commit.
533
00:18:19,387 --> 00:18:20,929
I just hope
it doesn't affect Larry.
534
00:18:21,011 --> 00:18:22,762
It won't.
535
00:18:22,845 --> 00:18:25,762
I was on food stamps
my entire fourth grade year.
536
00:18:25,845 --> 00:18:28,804
And the only thing I remember is
my mom buying me these Jordans
537
00:18:28,887 --> 00:18:30,136
that I really wanted.
538
00:18:31,095 --> 00:18:32,804
She was like my superhero.
539
00:18:32,887 --> 00:18:35,470
And look at you now.
540
00:18:35,553 --> 00:18:37,220
Living in a condo
in the south end.
541
00:18:37,303 --> 00:18:40,679
- It's her condo, first of all.
- I know.
542
00:18:40,762 --> 00:18:43,011
I'm just saying that I wish that
she would believe in me more.
543
00:18:43,095 --> 00:18:44,845
- Like--
- She does believe in you.
544
00:18:44,929 --> 00:18:46,804
Rafi, you gotta
trust me on this.
545
00:18:46,887 --> 00:18:48,178
You're doing your thing,
546
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:50,845
that, like,
self-sabotage thing, okay?
547
00:18:50,929 --> 00:18:52,887
Where you, like,
wanna mess everything up
548
00:18:52,970 --> 00:18:54,804
'cause you're hurt
or something.
549
00:18:54,887 --> 00:18:57,887
Like, little boy's hurt
or whatever fucking bullshit.
550
00:18:58,011 --> 00:18:59,095
I'm just gonna
be real with you.
551
00:18:59,178 --> 00:19:01,136
When we were together,
I was always like,
552
00:19:01,220 --> 00:19:03,804
"Be a man and grow the fuck up,
you loser."
553
00:19:03,887 --> 00:19:05,804
And it made you crazy and insane
and do lots of drugs
554
00:19:05,887 --> 00:19:07,261
and feel misunderstood.
555
00:19:07,345 --> 00:19:10,053
And with her, she's all like,
"Oh, my God.
556
00:19:10,136 --> 00:19:11,595
My little puppy.
557
00:19:11,679 --> 00:19:14,428
Oh, you're so handsome
and big and strong,
558
00:19:14,512 --> 00:19:16,595
and let me support you
and love you.
559
00:19:16,679 --> 00:19:18,887
And you're such a good dad,
and you're my hero."
560
00:19:18,970 --> 00:19:20,095
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
561
00:19:20,178 --> 00:19:22,679
Aussie dumb bullshit,
blah, blah, blah.
562
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,637
It's true. You guys
are perfect for each other.
563
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:26,011
You're so fucked up.
564
00:19:26,095 --> 00:19:27,512
Little bitch.
565
00:19:28,929 --> 00:19:30,512
All right, I gotta go inside.
566
00:19:32,261 --> 00:19:34,261
I gotta return these keys.
567
00:19:34,345 --> 00:19:36,428
I hope the kids aren't in there.
[groans]
568
00:19:36,512 --> 00:19:41,261
It's gonna add shame
to my already shameful day.
569
00:19:41,345 --> 00:19:43,637
[Larry] Mama, I'm hungry.
570
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:46,428
Okay.
We'll go to McDonald's after.
571
00:19:46,512 --> 00:19:48,261
Ugh. I'm the worst.
572
00:19:48,345 --> 00:19:50,804
- I'll be back.
- All right.
573
00:19:50,887 --> 00:19:53,470
[dog barking in distance]
574
00:19:53,553 --> 00:19:55,220
[sighs]
575
00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:58,845
Hello?
576
00:19:58,929 --> 00:20:00,887
Just dropping off the key.
577
00:20:04,553 --> 00:20:06,387
Ally?
578
00:20:06,470 --> 00:20:09,345
♪ Cayetana's "Scott Get The Van,
I'm Moving" playing ♪
579
00:20:09,428 --> 00:20:14,303
♪♪♪
580
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,470
♪ Hardest part
of moving out, moving out... ♪
581
00:20:23,553 --> 00:20:24,679
Can I help you with something?
582
00:20:24,762 --> 00:20:26,053
Huh?
583
00:20:26,136 --> 00:20:27,720
Can I help you
with something?
584
00:20:27,804 --> 00:20:28,887
No, no, I don't--
I don't need any help.
585
00:20:28,970 --> 00:20:30,220
- Thanks.
- You sure?
586
00:20:30,303 --> 00:20:32,595
I'm good.
I don't need any help, man.
587
00:20:32,679 --> 00:20:35,095
♪ Hardest part of breaking
my fall, breaking my fall ♪
588
00:20:35,178 --> 00:20:36,387
♪ Breaking my fall is... ♪
589
00:20:36,470 --> 00:20:38,512
I said I don't need help,
brother.
590
00:20:38,595 --> 00:20:40,220
All right?
591
00:20:40,303 --> 00:20:42,053
- Okay, uh--
- What the fuck, man?
592
00:20:42,136 --> 00:20:43,220
Do I look like
I fucking need help?
593
00:20:43,303 --> 00:20:44,679
Do I look like
I fucking need help?
594
00:20:44,762 --> 00:20:46,136
No, no, no, no, no.
No, we're good.
595
00:20:46,220 --> 00:20:47,595
We're good.
596
00:20:47,679 --> 00:20:49,387
♪♪♪
597
00:20:49,470 --> 00:20:52,929
♪ Separate boxes
fill the car ♪
598
00:20:53,011 --> 00:20:55,512
♪♪♪
599
00:20:55,595 --> 00:20:59,929
♪ Hardest part of moving out,
moving out, moving out ♪
600
00:21:00,011 --> 00:21:02,512
♪ Is I remember moving in ♪
601
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:06,720
♪ I remember moving in ♪
602
00:21:06,804 --> 00:21:11,053
♪ Hardest part of moving out,
moving out, moving out ♪
603
00:21:11,136 --> 00:21:13,929
♪ Is I remember moving in ♪
604
00:21:14,011 --> 00:21:17,762
♪ I remember moving in ♪
605
00:21:17,845 --> 00:21:22,970
♪♪♪
606
00:21:23,845 --> 00:21:25,261
[Tutu] Shall we say grace?
607
00:21:25,345 --> 00:21:26,762
Okay.
608
00:21:26,845 --> 00:21:28,720
Okay, well, you're the man.
You do it.
609
00:21:28,804 --> 00:21:30,970
Oh, okay.
610
00:21:31,053 --> 00:21:35,845
Dear Lord, thank you
for this food, and, um,
611
00:21:35,929 --> 00:21:39,512
thank you for Tutu, who so
beautifully prepared this meal.
612
00:21:39,595 --> 00:21:41,178
And, uh--
613
00:21:41,261 --> 00:21:43,220
Thank you, Lord,
for this house, this home,
614
00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:45,804
and all the memories
that live within it.
615
00:21:45,887 --> 00:21:48,679
And please guide us, Lord,
as we have some big decisions
616
00:21:48,762 --> 00:21:50,428
to make in the next
coming days.
617
00:21:50,512 --> 00:21:54,887
And please guide those
in positions of power.
618
00:21:54,970 --> 00:21:56,553
Amen.
619
00:21:56,637 --> 00:21:58,970
Amen.
620
00:21:59,053 --> 00:22:02,845
You know, your dad was
one hell of a companion.
621
00:22:02,929 --> 00:22:05,637
I mean, I can't tell you
how much I miss him.
622
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:09,136
Every day, I feel him here
in this house and these walls.
623
00:22:09,220 --> 00:22:10,345
I really do.
624
00:22:10,428 --> 00:22:11,720
Feel him in the couch?
625
00:22:11,804 --> 00:22:13,804
[laughs]
626
00:22:13,887 --> 00:22:15,387
That's funny, Joe.
627
00:22:15,470 --> 00:22:18,136
Listen, he would be so happy
right now to know
628
00:22:18,220 --> 00:22:19,929
that we're having dinner.
629
00:22:23,970 --> 00:22:24,929
[groans]
630
00:22:28,136 --> 00:22:30,303
I'm selling the house.
631
00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:33,637
Oh.
632
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:37,512
I'm sorry, I just--
Oh.
633
00:22:37,595 --> 00:22:40,220
- Michelle got laid off.
- That so?
634
00:22:40,303 --> 00:22:42,178
Yeah, and, you know,
we got kids,
635
00:22:42,261 --> 00:22:44,011
- Tutu, little kids.
- Mm.
636
00:22:44,095 --> 00:22:46,470
Except for Shawn.
He's going to college next year.
637
00:22:46,553 --> 00:22:48,345
- Yeah, that's right.
- So he's big.
638
00:22:48,428 --> 00:22:50,387
I understand that.
639
00:22:50,470 --> 00:22:51,970
A lot of things
to think about.
640
00:22:53,261 --> 00:22:54,470
Have you thought about this?
641
00:22:56,387 --> 00:23:00,011
- This is my home.
- No, this is my dad's home.
642
00:23:00,095 --> 00:23:01,720
That you are living in.
643
00:23:07,637 --> 00:23:10,011
Your father killed himself.
644
00:23:11,804 --> 00:23:13,220
Yeah.
645
00:23:13,303 --> 00:23:14,929
Took all the meds
that he had
646
00:23:15,011 --> 00:23:16,428
and he drowned
in a bowl of soup.
647
00:23:18,178 --> 00:23:20,220
Why didn't you tell me?
648
00:23:20,303 --> 00:23:21,970
Why didn't I tell you that?
649
00:23:22,053 --> 00:23:24,303
Well, I was doing something
called protecting.
650
00:23:24,387 --> 00:23:26,679
I was trying to protect you.
651
00:23:26,762 --> 00:23:29,762
Something that you know nothing
about, quite obviously.
652
00:23:29,845 --> 00:23:33,053
And here I made you my beautiful
chicken dinner, Joe.
653
00:23:33,136 --> 00:23:36,053
My chicken dinner.
Get out of my house.
654
00:23:36,136 --> 00:23:38,095
What the fuck?
You're fucking crazy.
655
00:23:38,178 --> 00:23:39,387
You get out of my house!
656
00:23:39,470 --> 00:23:41,261
Fuck you.
This is my fucking house.
657
00:23:41,345 --> 00:23:42,512
And I'm taking
my fucking jacket.
658
00:23:42,595 --> 00:23:43,887
Well, good!
Take it!
659
00:23:43,970 --> 00:23:45,345
I'm sick of seeing
your face!
660
00:23:45,428 --> 00:23:46,679
No wonder
he fucking killed himself.
661
00:23:46,762 --> 00:23:50,011
Oh, goddamn you,
Joe Junior!
662
00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:51,553
Don't come back!
663
00:23:54,220 --> 00:23:55,887
Oh, God.
664
00:24:04,637 --> 00:24:07,804
[sighs]
665
00:24:07,887 --> 00:24:10,178
[crickets chirping]
666
00:24:10,261 --> 00:24:11,929
[dog barking in distance]
667
00:24:14,053 --> 00:24:17,220
[cell phone buzzing]
668
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:21,887
Hey.
669
00:24:21,970 --> 00:24:23,553
[Rafi] Hey.
670
00:24:23,637 --> 00:24:24,595
Hi.
671
00:24:25,553 --> 00:24:26,804
[Rafi] You still pissed at me?
672
00:24:28,512 --> 00:24:30,387
No, I'm not pissed at you.
673
00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:32,595
[Rafi] You promise?
674
00:24:34,303 --> 00:24:35,428
Can you just come home?
675
00:24:35,512 --> 00:24:37,345
[Rafi] I'm in the living room.
676
00:24:37,428 --> 00:24:39,679
I didn't wanna come up
if you were still mad.
677
00:24:43,011 --> 00:24:45,136
What--
678
00:24:45,220 --> 00:24:47,428
- Plumber's coming tomorrow.
- [laughs]
679
00:24:47,512 --> 00:24:49,970
But I'll wash
your hair tonight...
680
00:24:50,053 --> 00:24:51,553
if you want.
681
00:24:51,637 --> 00:24:54,053
[chuckles]
682
00:24:54,136 --> 00:24:54,804
[water running]
683
00:24:54,887 --> 00:24:56,345
Mm.
684
00:24:57,553 --> 00:24:59,929
I think today was my fault.
685
00:25:00,011 --> 00:25:02,762
You know, I suggested
that you move in with me,
686
00:25:02,845 --> 00:25:04,804
and I don't wanna
push you away.
687
00:25:04,887 --> 00:25:07,512
I mean, I love you.
688
00:25:07,595 --> 00:25:09,637
Baby, you're not
gonna push me away.
689
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:11,679
Well, I did today.
690
00:25:13,261 --> 00:25:15,804
- I wanna be with you forever.
- [chuckles]
691
00:25:15,887 --> 00:25:18,845
You know, I wanna wash
your hair forever.
692
00:25:18,929 --> 00:25:20,178
[laughs]
693
00:25:26,387 --> 00:25:28,095
I wanna marry you.
694
00:25:28,178 --> 00:25:30,303
[chortles] What?
695
00:25:31,679 --> 00:25:34,220
- I want us to get married.
- Shut up.
696
00:25:34,303 --> 00:25:36,053
♪ Baby, won't you lay,
lay down ♪
697
00:25:36,136 --> 00:25:38,553
We should get married, right?
698
00:25:38,637 --> 00:25:41,512
♪ Let's watch
this water boil ♪
699
00:25:41,595 --> 00:25:46,178
♪ Let the others run around ♪
700
00:25:46,261 --> 00:25:47,178
♪ Just this once... ♪
701
00:25:47,261 --> 00:25:48,261
I wanna take care of you.
702
00:25:48,345 --> 00:25:49,553
I-I wanna be here for you.
703
00:25:49,637 --> 00:25:50,345
I'll never leave you
like that again.
704
00:25:50,428 --> 00:25:51,804
I want us to get married.
705
00:25:51,887 --> 00:25:54,095
♪ Lay down with me a moment ♪
706
00:25:54,178 --> 00:25:56,136
[giggles]
707
00:25:56,220 --> 00:25:57,970
♪ Let me ♪
708
00:25:58,053 --> 00:25:59,553
- I love you.
- I love you.
709
00:25:59,637 --> 00:26:01,261
♪ Let me ease
your worried mind ♪
710
00:26:01,345 --> 00:26:02,804
I fucking love you.
711
00:26:02,887 --> 00:26:04,887
- You wanna marry me?
- I do.
712
00:26:04,970 --> 00:26:06,804
Hmm.
713
00:26:06,887 --> 00:26:11,553
♪ Lay down
and drift a moment ♪
714
00:26:11,637 --> 00:26:15,220
♪ Let's not waste... ♪
715
00:26:15,303 --> 00:26:17,053
I'm gonna be a wife.
716
00:26:17,136 --> 00:26:18,303
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
717
00:26:18,387 --> 00:26:20,428
- [laughs]
- Yeah?
718
00:26:20,512 --> 00:26:24,720
♪ Baby, won't you
lay down... ♪
719
00:26:24,804 --> 00:26:27,720
Wedding in Puerto Rico?
720
00:26:27,804 --> 00:26:29,095
- Puerto Rican wedding?
- Yeah.
721
00:26:29,178 --> 00:26:30,553
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
722
00:26:30,637 --> 00:26:31,136
- That's what you want?
- Yeah.
723
00:26:31,220 --> 00:26:32,387
All right.
724
00:26:32,470 --> 00:26:36,053
I wanna be a wife.
[moans]
725
00:26:36,136 --> 00:26:41,053
♪♪♪
726
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:47,011
[door closes]
727
00:26:47,095 --> 00:26:49,345
What are you doing here?
728
00:26:49,428 --> 00:26:50,970
[sighs] I don't know.
729
00:26:53,387 --> 00:26:55,303
- Hi.
- Hi.
730
00:27:00,261 --> 00:27:02,637
You know, I cannot believe,
Bridgette,
731
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:06,553
I'm gonna be 64 years old
and homeless.
732
00:27:06,637 --> 00:27:08,637
Well, I'm on food stamps.
733
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:11,720
And I stole from Ally.
734
00:27:11,804 --> 00:27:13,845
[sighs]
735
00:27:13,929 --> 00:27:16,345
Well, honey, you know,
she'll probably never notice,
736
00:27:16,428 --> 00:27:18,387
but don't do it again.
737
00:27:19,637 --> 00:27:21,553
[sighs]
738
00:27:21,637 --> 00:27:23,220
Yeah.
739
00:27:23,303 --> 00:27:24,595
Got a real nice watch, though.
740
00:27:24,679 --> 00:27:26,804
- Hmm?
- Mm.
741
00:27:26,887 --> 00:27:28,887
- Bridgie.
- And some saltine crackers.
742
00:27:28,970 --> 00:27:30,470
Listen, Bridgie,
food is one thing.
743
00:27:30,553 --> 00:27:32,261
Don't start stealing watches.
744
00:27:32,345 --> 00:27:33,887
That's a one-way
to the wrong way, right?
745
00:27:33,970 --> 00:27:35,887
- Mm.
- Just don't do it again.
746
00:27:35,970 --> 00:27:37,470
- Mom.
- What?
747
00:27:37,553 --> 00:27:39,220
You should have
just married Joe.
748
00:27:39,303 --> 00:27:41,095
Sweetheart, you know
I couldn't get married again.
749
00:27:41,178 --> 00:27:42,637
It's not in me, you know.
750
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:44,470
- Yeah, but come on.
- No.
751
00:27:44,553 --> 00:27:48,261
But what I should have done
was have my name on that deed.
752
00:27:48,345 --> 00:27:51,303
Fuck. [sighs]
753
00:27:51,387 --> 00:27:53,970
Should we just--I don't know--
rent a time machine?
754
00:27:54,053 --> 00:27:55,053
[laughs]
755
00:27:55,136 --> 00:27:57,512
Do a--do a little do-over?
756
00:27:57,595 --> 00:27:59,845
Yeah, Back to the Future
again, maybe.
757
00:28:01,303 --> 00:28:05,387
What, Mom?
What are we gonna do?
758
00:28:05,470 --> 00:28:06,720
How about we make a bet?
759
00:28:08,804 --> 00:28:09,845
- A bet?
- Yeah, you and me.
760
00:28:09,929 --> 00:28:11,220
What kind of bet?
761
00:28:11,303 --> 00:28:13,178
- One year from now...
- Mm-hmm.
762
00:28:13,261 --> 00:28:14,512
- ...one year...
- Mm-hmm.
763
00:28:14,595 --> 00:28:16,345
...you'll have a job
that you love,
764
00:28:16,428 --> 00:28:20,845
a career-making job
that you're great at.
765
00:28:20,929 --> 00:28:24,553
And until then,
you take any job you can get.
766
00:28:24,637 --> 00:28:26,553
- And in one year...
- Yeah?
767
00:28:26,637 --> 00:28:28,136
...you own a house.
768
00:28:29,136 --> 00:28:31,095
[both spit]
769
00:28:31,178 --> 00:28:33,136
You can't resist, can you?
You just gotta--
770
00:28:33,220 --> 00:28:35,178
- Oh!
- Mm!
771
00:28:35,261 --> 00:28:37,720
That's a clam
on a half shell right there.
772
00:28:37,804 --> 00:28:39,178
- Get it in there.
- I love you, kid.
773
00:28:39,261 --> 00:28:40,804
But you never stop.
774
00:28:40,887 --> 00:28:42,762
Look at how nice
I made the skin there.
775
00:28:42,845 --> 00:28:44,053
Perfect.
776
00:28:44,136 --> 00:28:47,261
♪ Dream a dream with me ♪
777
00:28:47,345 --> 00:28:51,428
♪ And it will come true ♪
778
00:28:51,512 --> 00:28:54,804
♪ Anything you like to see ♪
779
00:28:54,887 --> 00:28:56,261
♪ Dream a dream with me ♪
780
00:29:27,595 --> 00:29:29,637
[woman] Supahsmaht.
781
00:29:29,687 --> 00:29:34,237
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