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Episode 111

Ji Won!

Kim Ji Won!

Gye Sang! What are you doing here?

I have something for Jin Hee.

She went to the deli.

Give it to me, I'll pass it on to her.

Tell her it's a recommendation letter from the clinic.

I promise a quick delivery!

What is that you're listening to?

The Rwandan language.

The vocabulary is smaller than I thought.

I might catch up to you soon,

so you should be nervous.

Is that still the most enjoyable thing for you?

Yes. It's currently ranked the highest.

I...want to go to Rwanda.

I want to go to Rwanda with you.

Hello.

You're here.

What about Mrs. Ahn?

What for?

Do you have something else to tell her about me?

Excuse me? What are you talking about?

I know everything. Why are you acting like you don't know?

You told my wife that I had coffee with Nurse Lim.

You must really have nothing to do, being so nosy...

What the...it wasn't me!

And if your wife doesn't like it so much,

then why do you keep meeting Nurse Lim?

Why does it matter to you who I meet?

And while we're on it, even last time!

How can you think of making me slip on the ground?

What if I'd cracked my head open?

You're a pretty ruthless person.

Your words are a bit harsh.

I did not wax the floor.

Plus, you fell because you were trying to hit me with a banana.

Fine! Keep saying things like that!

You keep that up and karma will catch up with you!

Why, you want to try hitting me with a banana again?

Is that why you're holding a banana?

The things you say.

You think it would even hurt if I hit you with this?

You might freeze it like you did last time.

Go ahead! You can freeze it!

Jin Hee,

don't disturb the sleeping lion.

Sleeping lion my butt!

Why are you bullying Jin Hee again!

What'd I do...

Don't you even dare lay a finger on Jin Hee!

You will celebrate your 60th birthday in the tunnel!

Just ignore whatever he says.

Okay.

The sesame oil you asked for.

Thanks. How much was it?

I'm getting angrier the more I think about it!

It's as though she's taunting me on purpose.

I ought to really get her with a banana--

No...

Then it'll be obvious that it's me.

Oh my gosh!

All my friends are going!

How can I be the only one not going?

I'll become an outcast! Are you OK with that?

Yeah, I'm okay with that.

It's a no.

Why not? Why can't I go? Why, why, why!

You're a senior, yet you only think of having fun!

Go to your room and study!

I'll study a hundred--no, a thousand times harder after the concert!

- Just 50,000 won (~$50), please? - That's enough.

Fine! I don't need it! I won't go!

But that means I'm not going to study either!

Soo Jung, do you want me to give you that money?

Really?

Here. You have to study even harder after the concert.

Alright. Thanks so very much!

I will be loyal to you forever.

You don't need to do that.

Can I ask you something though?

What is it? Ask me anything.

I'll answer anything except what I don't know.

What do kids your age do for fun these days?

When are you the happiest?

Happiest?

Shopping and snacking?

Why do you ask?

Just curious.

Other than shopping and snacking, what else do you like?

Concerts?

Smells good!

What are you eating?

Miss Choi brought lettuce wrap. It's really good! Try some!

Lettuce wrap?

Why is Julien passed out?

Leave him alone. He was up all night making the English handouts.

He wouldn't even know if someone kidnapped him.

Seriously.

What are you going to do?

I want to play a joke.

Don't do it! He's tired!

Why are you defending him?

What do you mean defending him?

I just thought you were being childish, so...

Go ahead, do whatever you want!

What's wrong with her?

- He's going to wake up. - Don't do it!

Who cares, it's incredibly funny.

Asterisk times 1 million and 1!

Must memorize!

Let's meet after school.

Stop by the clinic if you can.

He really did that?

It must have been a lot of fun!

Your butt!

What about my butt?

It's fine.

Why is he making me feel bad about my butt...

We enjoyed our lunches, but what's under your nose?

Is it poop?

What?

You should change your name starting today.

To Pooplien instead of Julien.

Ji Suk!

You put the dwenjang under my nose, didn't you? (dwenjang: soybean paste)

Me?

How did you know?

You didn't tell him before he went into class?

Why would you pull such a prank?

Because of you, the kids--

are calling me Pooplien.

Pooplien?

Those kids...

Ji Suk, you wait and see.

Julien seems really angry.

He's a guy. He'll get over it.

It's okay.

Let's go.

- Gye Sang. - Hey, come on in.

Why did you want me to stop by?

You only have morning classes tomorrow, right?

I have a favor to ask you.

What kind?

Nothing difficult.

Can you examine my patients for me?

I'm just kidding.

I wanted to know if you could hang out with me tomorrow.

What? Hang out?

Yeah.

Make time for me tomorrow.

Nobody home?

My wife asked me to bring this over.

You can leave it there.

Why, is something wrong?

I...

am now Pooplien at school!

Pooplien?

Even if it was a joke, it was too much!

So you're Pooplien now?

It has a ring to it. Sounds like a constipation medicine.

For constipation, Pooplien.

Mr. Ahn, I'm sorry,

but I have to go to bed early,

so I'd appreciate it if you weren't too loud.

Don't worry, Jin Hee.

We're not being that loud...

Probably can't hear us from inside the room.

I'm a bit sensitive to noises.

Is she a dog or something?

How good could her hearing possibly be?

Julien,

Want me to make an irresistible offer?

What?

You want to get Ji Suk back,

but if you do it now, you'll get caught right away.

You're right. So?

So,

I'll get revenge on Ji Suk for you.

Meanwhile,

you need to make an alibi.

Then won't it be the perfect revenge?

That'd be good for me,

but what if you become a suspect?

I'm doing it on your behalf, so why would anyone suspect me?

I don't have any hard feelings with Ji Suk.

You're right.

Why are you offering to get revenge for me?

Because we're best friends?

More than that,

I was hoping you would get a little revenge for me too.

What?

Nothing big.

Please get them with at least 1 banana.

Am I distracting you from your studies?

If you are, should I go back in to study?

No.

You need to have fun sometimes to concentrate better.

Let's just have fun today.

How are we going to have fun?

Wow, that's really pretty.

You should do it too.

Me too?

I didn't know this was what you meant by fun.

Why? Is it not fun?

No, it's a lot of fun.

What's next?

Are we going home now?

No. There's still one thing left to do.

Tada!

What is it?

Let's go watch Ham Soo Dang.

Ham Soo Dang?

You don't know Ham Soo Dang?

They're the most popular group these days along with f(x).

You like pop stars?

- Wow. - Of course I do.

I like pop stars.

Are you sure you haven't just heard of them?

Yeah right.

Want to know a few things about f(x)?

f(x) is a pop dance group consisting of 5 female members.

They are comprised of Victoria, Crystal, Amber, Luna, and Sulli.

They debuted in January 2009 with the song La Cha Ta.

They rose to fame upon their debut.

In April 2011 they released their first complete album titled 'Pinocchio.'

They were #1 on various music charts and programs

and have been very popular to date.

You know so much.

As though you did research and memorized it all.

They're a big deal these days.

How about it? You'll go with me, won't you?

These tickets were hard to get.

Fine.

Hold on. If you're that big of an f(x) fan,

then we can't go empty-handed.

What?

Who was it?

Who did this?

Oh my! What happened to your face?

- What happened to you? - That's really funny.

I woke up and this is what I look like!

It won't come off even if I wash my face!

Who played this childish prank on me?

It looks good on you. What's the problem?

What!

Seriously, who is it!

It wasn't there when I woke up earlier.

Someone must have done it just now.

So I'm asking who--

Ji Suk, you wait and see.

Julien this man seriously!

Julien!

Julien, we need to talk!

Ji Suk, your face! Why--

The thing is--

Julien, how could you? Don't you think this is a bit much?

What'd I do?

Oh hello-- what happened to your face?

Just because I played a joke on you,

you get me back like this?

How can you do this to my face with a permanent marker?

Don't you think it's too much?

I didn't do that!

How can you deny it!

Who else would do this if not you?

You just came over and did this to me!

Just now? That's weird. Then it's really not Julien.

Julien is the only one!

He's getting me back for yesterday!

Julien's been working out with us all morning outdoors.

What? Really?

Then who is it?

How would I know?

Anyways, say kimchi!

Don't take it! Don't!

Goddess Krystal

Should be fun!

I got him back real good.

Now it's your turn.

Here, take this.

What is this? A banana?

Yes. It's a frozen banana.

Use that to hit Jin Hee's head really hard so it makes a loud noise.

Record it as evidence, okay?

Jin Hee's head?

You said yes. Then do it immediately.

I'm going to go make an alibi.

Hey, Mrs. Ahn!

- What is it? - Why are you sleeping already?

I'm bored. Want to play Go Stop*? (*Korean poker game)

Why would I play that in the middle of the night.

Come on. Let's just play 1 round.

- Just 1 game! - What has gotten into you?!

Let's just play 1 round of Go Stop.

What do you mean Go Stop--

Don't make me hit you and leave me alone while I'm being nice!

f(x) is so cute!

They've made a fan of me.

You said you've always been a fan.

That's right, I've always been a fan.

There was a girl that looked like Soo Jung too.

Yeah, I was surprised!

I thought it really was Soo Jung.

We're going home now, right?

It'd be a shame to just go home like this.

Want to completely master the songs we heard tonight?

What? Where?

I can't bring myself to hit Jin Hee.

What?

How can you do that when I got your revenge for you!

You can't do this to me now!

How can you be so fickle?

Do you not have a heart?

Jin Hee's so small--how can I hit her?

Anyways, I can't do it.

How can a person be so rude!

Why do you think I drew on Ji Suk's face

and now you're acting like the good guy?

Hey, jerk! Don't live your life like that!

We partied really hard!

How was it, did you have fun?

Yes, it was fun!

What about you?

I had a lot of fun too. The most fun I've ever had!

How much time do we have left?

Man, we only have 3 minutes left.

Such a shame, isn't it?

I know. It doesn't feel like we've been here that long.

You're almost done. Would you like extra time for free?

- Excuse me? - Free?

You seem to be having so much fun. What do you say?

Of course! Is that okay with you?

Yes, sounds good!

Thank you!

We even got extra time because we're having so much fun!

- So exciting, isn't it? - Yes!

Let's hurry and put in more songs!

What are you going to do?

It's an exciting song!

Such a tiring day.

This is really exhausting.

Gye Sang, I'm exhausted.

I don't know why I have to be doing this right now.

Thanks to you I had a lot of fun today.

Me too, thanks to you.

I'm going to go inside now.

Good night.

Ji Won,

There might be a lot more exciting things in the world than you think.

Taking your time and searching

doesn't seem like that bad of an idea to me.

Yes...I get what you're saying.

Good night.

Goodbye.

Uncle Gye Sang, how can you do this?

I didn't say anything wrong.

But to write this on someone's blog...

You guys need to eat lunch. Want to eat right now?

I'm going to take a nap.

I'm exhausted from being out all day yesterday.

Is something wrong?

Uncle Gye Sang wrote a negative comment on our Square Earth blog.

All the members are panicking

and saying they're going to leave the club!

Why don't you leave that stupid club too?

Does it make sense that the Earth is square-shaped?

Our club is about to shut down because of Uncle Gye Sang anyways.

Did Gye Sang create that much chaos in your club?

That was really mean of him!

Then you must want to get him back, don't you?

Get him back? Of course I do.

Then I'm thinking of making an irresistible offer.

What do you think?

What? An offer?

Sorry Gye Sang, but I can't help it. I have to get my revenge.

Jong Suk,

your dad made me an irresistible offer earlier today.

An irresistible offer?

What was it?

I said I wanted to get Uncle Gye Sang back

so your dad said he'll get him back for me

but I would get Jin Hee back for your dad.

What's that? What kind of revenge on Jin Hee?

He asked me to hit her once with a banana.

What! So?

I was so mad earlier so I said I'd do it,

but I thought about it and I think it's better if I don't.

Right?

Of course it is. Where would you hit her?

My dad was probably kidding around.

Gye-- Gye-- Gye Sang...

What are you doing right now, Nae Sang?

Please don't do this and just listen to me.

It's a misunderstanding.

What do you mean misunderstanding? You were caught in the act.

Ji Suk! Yoon Ji Suk!

What is it?

Nae Sang was trying to draw on my face

and was caught red-handed by me.

- Really? - Why are you drawing on people's faces?

Did I do something wrong?

Why were you trying to draw on my face?

What would you do wrong? It's nothing like that.

Then why would you do something like that for no reason?

So you're the one who drew on my face too?

No. Why would I do that to you?

You just got caught trying to draw on Gye Sang's face for no reason!

Is this a 'Don't-ask-don't-tell' crime or what?

Are you crazy? Why would you do something like that?

The thing is--

This won't come off

so I might have to go to school looking like this tomorrow!

What are you going to do about my face?

Take responsibility for it now!

There is a line in Hammurabi's Code that goes:

"An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth."

So drawing for drawing!

Why are you all doing this? It's all a misunderstanding, I tell you!

Nae Sang, we can't just get over this one.

If you had some sort of reason, we could at least try to understand.

But you have no reason!

You need a taste of your own medicine!

Nae Sang, try some of your own poison!

Don't do this!

- Stay still! - Ji Suk, please don't do this!

Hey, Stupid, isn't this a bit too much?

You promised you wouldn't tell my mom you saw me last night!

Whatever! I'm in big trouble because of you now!

Soo Jung,

Are you mad because of Seung Yun?

I'm thinking of making you an irresistible offer.

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