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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:16,200 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:01:04,981 --> 00:01:06,679 Well, look at you. 3 00:01:06,681 --> 00:01:08,883 - It's been a long time. - Too long. 4 00:01:10,119 --> 00:01:11,586 Couldn't get a black one? 5 00:01:12,554 --> 00:01:14,754 - Cheaper. - Free. 6 00:01:14,756 --> 00:01:17,892 - Oh, God. Beat me every time. - Yeah. 7 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:21,227 So, should we talk about the weather 8 00:01:21,229 --> 00:01:22,828 or do you wanna give me a hug? 9 00:01:22,830 --> 00:01:25,030 - Hug, yeah. - I missed you so much. 10 00:01:25,032 --> 00:01:26,033 I missed you. 11 00:01:30,738 --> 00:01:32,804 I still hate shotgun. 12 00:01:32,806 --> 00:01:34,940 I won't ride it at night. 13 00:01:34,942 --> 00:01:36,707 If someone's driving me I just 14 00:01:36,709 --> 00:01:38,210 sit in the back like they're my chauffeur. 15 00:01:38,212 --> 00:01:40,245 Oh, really? How proper of you. 16 00:01:42,982 --> 00:01:45,316 - So you checked, she's not home? - I checked and double checked. 17 00:01:45,318 --> 00:01:48,252 - I think we're good. - Let's get this party started. 18 00:01:48,254 --> 00:01:49,353 Let's do it. 19 00:02:00,298 --> 00:02:02,533 I like it. It's lovely. 20 00:02:03,201 --> 00:02:04,802 Are you ready? 21 00:02:06,037 --> 00:02:07,772 Boom. 22 00:02:13,711 --> 00:02:15,012 Oh, Jesus. 23 00:02:16,914 --> 00:02:18,980 Oh, Jesus Look he's a family man. 24 00:02:18,982 --> 00:02:22,819 God. He's so domestic, settling down. 25 00:02:28,358 --> 00:02:29,689 There's sleeping beauty. 26 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:30,791 God. He's shirtless. 27 00:02:30,793 --> 00:02:32,594 I gotta grab his sweaty ass. 28 00:02:36,698 --> 00:02:38,133 Oh, shit. 29 00:02:40,269 --> 00:02:42,570 - Robin? - Night, night. 30 00:02:43,138 --> 00:02:44,139 Night, night. 31 00:02:46,275 --> 00:02:50,743 - You chloroformed him? - It was a plan B sort of thing. 32 00:02:50,745 --> 00:02:52,244 I knew he wouldn't go down without a fight. 33 00:02:52,246 --> 00:02:54,713 - There's your proof. - That was a real date rapist 34 00:02:54,715 --> 00:02:56,048 move right there, Keats. 35 00:02:56,050 --> 00:02:58,317 It's ether from a photography store. 36 00:02:58,319 --> 00:03:02,288 Besides, who knees a guy in the balls right when he wakes up? 37 00:03:02,290 --> 00:03:03,857 Self-defense class. 38 00:03:04,858 --> 00:03:05,990 You're a monster. 39 00:03:21,974 --> 00:03:24,740 - You break into my house... - It was unlocked. 40 00:03:24,742 --> 00:03:26,776 Shut up. 41 00:03:26,778 --> 00:03:28,911 - You kneed me in the nuts. - Yeah, I did that. 42 00:03:28,913 --> 00:03:30,414 - You drugged me. - Ether. 43 00:03:30,416 --> 00:03:31,914 Then you throw me in the trunk 44 00:03:31,916 --> 00:03:33,316 with this shit and drive around for 45 00:03:33,318 --> 00:03:35,184 what, two and a half, three fucking hours? 46 00:03:35,186 --> 00:03:38,755 - I hit every pot hole though. - Yes, that you did. 47 00:03:41,359 --> 00:03:43,792 No, no! Not my hair! 48 00:03:43,794 --> 00:03:44,895 No! 49 00:03:45,963 --> 00:03:49,297 Next person that gets hitched, gets a fist to the cock 50 00:03:49,299 --> 00:03:52,067 - or a punch to the... - Dibs on the cunt punch. 51 00:03:53,070 --> 00:03:54,869 Looks like you already got one. 52 00:03:54,871 --> 00:03:56,937 - Yeah, gee. - Was that from...? 53 00:03:56,939 --> 00:03:58,973 - Good, I'm glad. - What did you do? 54 00:03:58,975 --> 00:04:00,207 Yeah, it feels great. 55 00:04:02,378 --> 00:04:04,178 Red river. 56 00:04:09,152 --> 00:04:10,783 No way. 57 00:04:10,785 --> 00:04:12,954 So I just best-manned the shit out of this. 58 00:04:19,961 --> 00:04:24,062 - Come here, you asshole. - It's good to see you, buddy. 59 00:04:24,064 --> 00:04:27,799 - Don't mind my morning wood. - Yeah, pants first. 60 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:30,204 - And some deodorant. - You're gonna love that. 61 00:04:32,173 --> 00:04:36,008 Odd choice of wardrobe. How terrible. 62 00:04:36,010 --> 00:04:38,743 Let me guess, Keats packed my clothes all by himself. 63 00:04:38,745 --> 00:04:41,147 I didn't pack that in the dark, no way. 64 00:04:50,356 --> 00:04:53,524 So, how did you guys pull this whole thing off? 65 00:04:53,526 --> 00:04:55,459 I had, 66 00:04:55,461 --> 00:04:58,161 inside man. Woman. 67 00:04:58,163 --> 00:05:00,130 Oh, Melanie was in on this too? 68 00:05:00,132 --> 00:05:01,998 Why'd you think she had to "go out of town" 69 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,400 on business last night? 70 00:05:03,402 --> 00:05:04,767 Ah. 71 00:05:04,769 --> 00:05:06,305 And as the cherry on top... 72 00:05:07,539 --> 00:05:09,405 - Remember this? - Let me see that. 73 00:05:09,407 --> 00:05:12,408 It's got all the distilleries in it from ten years ago. 74 00:05:12,410 --> 00:05:15,144 - Holy smokes. - Yes, Red River, 75 00:05:15,146 --> 00:05:17,114 - Yeah, but wait... - Bristol. 76 00:05:18,282 --> 00:05:21,082 - Drum roll. - Arcadia. 77 00:05:21,084 --> 00:05:23,851 - It's still there. - We're gonna find it this time. 78 00:05:23,853 --> 00:05:25,220 Hell or high water. 79 00:05:25,222 --> 00:05:27,021 At each distillery we are going to get a 80 00:05:27,023 --> 00:05:29,157 Polaroid of ourselves for the scrapbook. 81 00:05:29,159 --> 00:05:32,059 Ten years later, sort of thing. And to commemorate 82 00:05:32,061 --> 00:05:34,295 this second crack at the blue grass bourbon trail, 83 00:05:34,297 --> 00:05:37,431 we are going to start with Gordie's favorite distillery. 84 00:05:37,433 --> 00:05:40,033 The one that went down the wrong tube for Robin, 85 00:05:40,035 --> 00:05:41,868 which will all know was bullshit 86 00:05:41,870 --> 00:05:43,869 and made her hurl all over the bar-top. 87 00:05:47,309 --> 00:05:49,077 What the fuck? 88 00:05:50,311 --> 00:05:52,245 - What the fuck is... - Cool. 89 00:05:52,247 --> 00:05:54,380 So you remembered the chloroform, 90 00:05:54,382 --> 00:05:56,983 but you forgot to check if the place 91 00:05:56,985 --> 00:05:58,517 was still an operational God damn distillery. 92 00:05:58,519 --> 00:06:01,853 - It was ether. - Welcome to Red River winery, 93 00:06:01,855 --> 00:06:04,322 - have you been here before? - Kind of. 94 00:06:04,324 --> 00:06:06,458 We were here when it was a distillery. 95 00:06:06,460 --> 00:06:08,526 Wow, that was a few years ago. 96 00:06:08,528 --> 00:06:11,429 - Yeah, ten. - Their bourbon wasn't so hot. 97 00:06:11,431 --> 00:06:14,432 People said it tasted like unrefined motor oil, 98 00:06:14,434 --> 00:06:17,167 so the owners decided to convert it into a winery, 99 00:06:17,169 --> 00:06:19,069 carry the name over, re-brand. 100 00:06:19,071 --> 00:06:20,904 It took a couple of years, but now 101 00:06:20,906 --> 00:06:23,376 business is booming as you can see. 102 00:06:24,176 --> 00:06:27,611 - Did you say motor oil? - We have a sublime Merlot. 103 00:06:27,613 --> 00:06:29,946 I will fucking buy you another one. 104 00:06:29,948 --> 00:06:31,482 It's fine, it works fine. 105 00:06:31,484 --> 00:06:34,217 - Just gotta fiddle it. - You have a yard sale problem. 106 00:06:34,219 --> 00:06:39,090 - C'mon. Say wine and cheese. - Oh, yeah. 107 00:06:40,325 --> 00:06:42,960 Memories. I'm going to get some Merlot. 108 00:06:48,299 --> 00:06:50,868 How's it going? You could fill it up a little more. 109 00:06:52,436 --> 00:06:54,436 I'm sorry, man. I should've checked. 110 00:06:54,438 --> 00:06:55,903 Hey, hey. 111 00:06:55,905 --> 00:06:58,105 It's great, the whole thing's great. 112 00:06:58,107 --> 00:07:00,009 Wine will still get you wrecked, right? 113 00:07:00,577 --> 00:07:02,111 - Have at it. - Yeah. 114 00:07:04,447 --> 00:07:06,180 - We'll have a good time, right? - Yeah. 115 00:07:06,182 --> 00:07:08,282 - That's right. Alright. - OK. 116 00:07:08,284 --> 00:07:09,352 Go get 'em. 117 00:07:11,487 --> 00:07:13,253 What do you say, Gordie? 118 00:07:13,255 --> 00:07:15,989 I'm actually relieved it's not a distillery anymore. 119 00:07:15,991 --> 00:07:17,457 Yeah? 120 00:07:17,459 --> 00:07:18,994 Yeah. 121 00:07:20,329 --> 00:07:22,863 That wine stinks, I think I'm gonna go for a stroll. 122 00:07:24,266 --> 00:07:26,599 It is sad to see it go, though. 123 00:07:26,601 --> 00:07:28,269 All good things come to an end. 124 00:08:41,670 --> 00:08:43,239 Y'all lose anything? 125 00:08:44,072 --> 00:08:46,172 Nope, just browsing. 126 00:08:46,174 --> 00:08:48,309 And breaking stuff too. 127 00:08:49,478 --> 00:08:52,280 - Was this working before? - Let's say, yes. 128 00:08:53,581 --> 00:08:56,215 You in town for the Haunted Hayride? 129 00:08:56,217 --> 00:08:57,951 The haunted what? 130 00:08:58,753 --> 00:09:00,220 Hayride. 131 00:09:01,088 --> 00:09:03,121 - Nope. - Only three things 132 00:09:03,123 --> 00:09:04,757 bring folks to Red River this time of year: 133 00:09:04,759 --> 00:09:08,226 The Colonia, the Haunted Hayride and the winery down the street. 134 00:09:08,228 --> 00:09:11,964 - You must be a wine guy. - Yeah, I'm not a wine guy. 135 00:09:12,633 --> 00:09:15,567 I'm a... I was a bourbon guy. 136 00:09:15,569 --> 00:09:18,502 Came in town expecting your distillery and you got a winery. 137 00:09:18,504 --> 00:09:21,238 Yeah, my favorite distillery no less. 138 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:23,009 Pa would've been happy to hear that. 139 00:09:26,579 --> 00:09:28,244 Carolyn? 140 00:09:28,246 --> 00:09:30,447 I was wondering when you was gon' get wise. 141 00:09:30,449 --> 00:09:32,683 Jesus. The last time I saw you, you were like, 142 00:09:32,685 --> 00:09:34,317 - this tall. - Yeah. 143 00:09:34,319 --> 00:09:36,388 - Wow, ten years? - Yeah. 144 00:09:39,124 --> 00:09:41,524 Well, what are you doin' here anyways? 145 00:09:41,526 --> 00:09:45,196 - Bourbon trail, bachelor party. - Who's the one gettin' hitched? 146 00:09:46,130 --> 00:09:47,563 Oh. 147 00:09:47,565 --> 00:09:50,401 I better hurry up and get my wedding dress then. 148 00:09:51,202 --> 00:09:52,801 You don't remember? 149 00:09:52,803 --> 00:09:54,703 You and your pals came in to visit 150 00:09:54,705 --> 00:09:56,805 like you always did, 151 00:09:56,807 --> 00:09:58,372 it was Christmas time, 152 00:09:58,374 --> 00:10:01,110 and you were wearing this sweater with... 153 00:10:01,812 --> 00:10:04,378 I think it was a big red moose? 154 00:10:04,380 --> 00:10:06,681 - It was a buck. - Right, a big red buck. 155 00:10:06,683 --> 00:10:08,816 Yeah, I got down on one knee and proposed to you 156 00:10:08,818 --> 00:10:11,153 with a little twist tie ring. 157 00:10:12,254 --> 00:10:13,623 You never did come back. 158 00:10:14,791 --> 00:10:16,558 Yeah, we got home that night... 159 00:10:19,328 --> 00:10:22,331 Well, I got drafted. Life happened. 160 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:26,131 Wow. 161 00:10:27,435 --> 00:10:29,704 I remember all of this stuff. 162 00:10:30,738 --> 00:10:34,707 Let's see. This was above the urinal, for sure. 163 00:10:34,709 --> 00:10:38,243 Spent a lot of time in there for some reason. 164 00:10:38,245 --> 00:10:41,246 - I bet you did. - Oh, no way. 165 00:10:41,248 --> 00:10:43,448 - You're gonna hate me. - Why? 166 00:10:43,450 --> 00:10:44,584 I think... 167 00:10:45,719 --> 00:10:48,087 Yep. There it is. 168 00:10:48,822 --> 00:10:50,455 I should Kill you. I'm about to add 169 00:10:50,457 --> 00:10:52,322 this to your tab, along with the broken watch. 170 00:10:52,324 --> 00:10:55,492 It wasn't me, I blame the other guy. 171 00:10:55,494 --> 00:10:57,728 - Oops. - Breaking all kind of things. 172 00:10:57,730 --> 00:11:00,797 Nope, it's still in one piece. Look at that. 173 00:11:00,799 --> 00:11:02,332 Oh, man. 174 00:11:02,334 --> 00:11:04,334 - Yeah. - Didn't know we still had that? 175 00:11:04,336 --> 00:11:06,335 Probably the last one in existence. 176 00:11:06,337 --> 00:11:07,638 Really? And I almost shattered it. 177 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:09,840 You almost shattered the last one 178 00:11:09,842 --> 00:11:12,475 in existence. I got an idea. 179 00:11:12,477 --> 00:11:15,446 Alright, I like your ideas. 180 00:11:16,347 --> 00:11:18,614 - To getting hitched. - No, I can't. 181 00:11:18,616 --> 00:11:21,349 The southern hospitality dictates, "you say, no. 182 00:11:21,351 --> 00:11:23,118 And I say, yes." And We go back and forth 183 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:25,420 a bunch of times until you finally agree, which is what 184 00:11:25,422 --> 00:11:27,255 you want to do anyway. You want to take it. 185 00:11:27,257 --> 00:11:29,293 Remember when I said I was a bourbon guy? 186 00:11:30,727 --> 00:11:32,259 I was. 187 00:11:32,261 --> 00:11:33,895 - Hell. I'm sorry. - It's alright. 188 00:11:33,897 --> 00:11:37,766 - How were you supposed to know? - That's why you never came back? 189 00:11:37,768 --> 00:11:39,500 Not exactly. 190 00:11:39,502 --> 00:11:41,502 I don't wanna be a part of you fallin' off the wagon, 191 00:11:41,504 --> 00:11:43,537 - or get back on, or whatever. - It's not falling off, 192 00:11:43,539 --> 00:11:45,406 but no, this is just like anything else. 193 00:11:45,408 --> 00:11:50,443 This is like pills, or guns or diet and exercise, 194 00:11:50,445 --> 00:11:52,679 it's all about who's doing it, who's using it. 195 00:11:52,681 --> 00:11:54,914 I just have to do one thing and that's keep it 196 00:11:54,916 --> 00:11:56,749 bottled up. Right, sign? Right. 197 00:11:56,751 --> 00:11:58,751 Best-man don't know you very well, bourbon trail 198 00:11:58,753 --> 00:12:01,153 - for your bachelor party? - Yeah. Well, it's something 199 00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:05,591 we did a long time ago back when it was OK for me to partake. 200 00:12:05,593 --> 00:12:08,527 Anyways, Keaton doesn't know any better so... 201 00:12:08,529 --> 00:12:10,162 Y'all plannin' to do Arcadia too? 202 00:12:10,164 --> 00:12:12,297 That is the plan. 203 00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:15,401 - Well, good luck. - Yeah, I know. 204 00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:18,770 Well, you could always burn some time while you in those parts 205 00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:21,140 looking for the Bullitt County treasure. 206 00:12:21,808 --> 00:12:23,240 What's that? 207 00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:24,642 I know it's around there somewhere. 208 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:30,415 What? You ain't never heard the Bullitt County treasure? 209 00:12:31,784 --> 00:12:34,284 Well, here. Get close. 210 00:12:34,286 --> 00:12:37,287 - Alright. - Listen good. 211 00:12:37,289 --> 00:12:38,722 Not gonna say this more than once. 212 00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:42,826 - OK. - Back during prohibition times, 213 00:12:42,828 --> 00:12:46,195 the government was hammering down all the distilleries, 214 00:12:46,197 --> 00:12:48,564 and the Bullitt family of Bullitt County 215 00:12:48,566 --> 00:12:49,932 had one of the biggest, 216 00:12:49,934 --> 00:12:51,734 ergo the target on their back. 217 00:12:51,736 --> 00:12:53,602 So the legend goes 218 00:12:53,604 --> 00:12:56,505 that they took all their money out in the Bullitt County 219 00:12:56,507 --> 00:12:59,275 wilderness and buried it. 220 00:13:00,310 --> 00:13:02,479 Supposedly millions. 221 00:13:04,848 --> 00:13:06,648 And... 222 00:13:06,650 --> 00:13:09,717 - And what? - That's kind of a short legend. 223 00:13:09,719 --> 00:13:13,253 Well, I don't have the practice to make it all flowery. 224 00:13:13,255 --> 00:13:14,922 Well, is it true? 225 00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:18,225 Probably not, but from time to time you do hear about 226 00:13:18,227 --> 00:13:20,627 folks lookin' for it never to return. 227 00:13:20,629 --> 00:13:23,864 Rumors of the Bullitt family kin protecting it out in the woods. 228 00:13:23,866 --> 00:13:26,667 - Spooky shit. - So a bunch of hillbillies 229 00:13:26,669 --> 00:13:29,368 protecting buried treasure in the woods. 230 00:13:29,370 --> 00:13:32,872 - Hillbillies?! - I just mean, 231 00:13:32,874 --> 00:13:36,575 - it's Kentucky. - Oh, it's Kentucky. 232 00:13:36,577 --> 00:13:38,811 - Let me tell you something. - OK. 233 00:13:38,813 --> 00:13:40,980 All those disappearances in Bullitt County 234 00:13:40,982 --> 00:13:43,983 were no coincidence, all those folks were out of towners, 235 00:13:43,985 --> 00:13:46,418 - with fancy shirts. - Yeah. 236 00:13:46,420 --> 00:13:48,019 We Kentuckians, every 237 00:13:48,021 --> 00:13:49,988 bucktooth country bumpkin one of us 238 00:13:49,990 --> 00:13:52,322 We're all least smart to say we've been diggin' up 239 00:13:52,324 --> 00:13:53,694 what ain't ours. 240 00:14:01,367 --> 00:14:02,900 This 241 00:14:02,902 --> 00:14:04,333 fucking 242 00:14:04,335 --> 00:14:06,369 sucks. 243 00:14:06,371 --> 00:14:08,571 Buried treasure does not fucking suck. 244 00:14:08,573 --> 00:14:10,540 It fucks up our plans. 245 00:14:10,542 --> 00:14:13,810 - Your plans. - Yeah, for your bachelor party. 246 00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:16,279 This is what you call a win-win situation, 247 00:14:16,281 --> 00:14:18,681 we have all our camping shit right now, right? 248 00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:21,550 We're just gonna be camping a little bit deeper in the woods. 249 00:14:21,552 --> 00:14:23,819 We have the camping shit because, remember, 250 00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:27,422 paying for hotels is what suckers do. 251 00:14:27,424 --> 00:14:28,990 Right. 252 00:14:28,992 --> 00:14:31,927 - Now you're a wine guy I see. - Oh, well, 253 00:14:31,929 --> 00:14:33,662 you weren't there, but 254 00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:35,731 the wine lady was explaining to us all these floral 255 00:14:35,733 --> 00:14:38,967 notes that you can taste if you let them explode in your mouth. 256 00:14:38,969 --> 00:14:40,670 - It's cheaper. - Bingo. 257 00:14:45,742 --> 00:14:47,540 - Fuck yeah. - Dude, they got nothing on me. 258 00:14:47,542 --> 00:14:48,976 Look at those fucking pussies over there. 259 00:14:48,978 --> 00:14:50,643 They don't know how to talk to a woman. 260 00:14:50,645 --> 00:14:52,545 C'mon, I know exactly what to say. 261 00:14:52,547 --> 00:14:54,647 Come on, you gotta give him a break. 262 00:14:54,649 --> 00:14:55,915 He spelled Gatsby wrong. 263 00:14:57,452 --> 00:14:59,386 It's one big red X. 264 00:15:00,655 --> 00:15:02,488 You know when people look back in their lives 265 00:15:02,490 --> 00:15:03,923 and regret not doing something 266 00:15:03,925 --> 00:15:05,591 that could've changed their lives, 267 00:15:05,593 --> 00:15:07,528 this is that crossroads right here. 268 00:15:08,462 --> 00:15:10,397 I, for one, am not gonna turn into some... 269 00:15:11,332 --> 00:15:13,098 fifty year old blob of shit 270 00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:16,334 who's sitting around in a shitty house, wearing a shitty robe, 271 00:15:16,336 --> 00:15:19,771 obsessing over the one day that we could've taken a little 272 00:15:19,773 --> 00:15:21,839 trek off the beaten path and 273 00:15:21,841 --> 00:15:25,777 I don't know, potentially found Bullitt motherfucking treasure. 274 00:15:25,779 --> 00:15:27,879 Bullitt family treasure? More like, 275 00:15:27,881 --> 00:15:31,816 - hillbilly butt-hole pleasures. - Riveting. 276 00:15:31,818 --> 00:15:34,851 - Groom card, I'm playing it. - Goddammit. Fuck. 277 00:15:34,853 --> 00:15:36,486 There it is. 278 00:15:36,488 --> 00:15:37,754 Tough break, señor Chardonnay. 279 00:15:37,756 --> 00:15:39,422 Now when we do find the treasure, 280 00:15:39,424 --> 00:15:41,357 what's everybody gonna do with the loot? 281 00:15:41,359 --> 00:15:43,425 Invest, for the future. 282 00:15:43,427 --> 00:15:45,795 - Hold on, are you serious? - Nothing, 'cause it's not real. 283 00:15:45,797 --> 00:15:47,763 Hold on, it was a story, Gordie, 284 00:15:47,765 --> 00:15:49,899 no different than the Great Gatsby. 285 00:15:49,901 --> 00:15:53,002 All stories are based on some truth, you told me that. 286 00:15:53,004 --> 00:15:54,937 - I never said that. - Yes, you did. 287 00:15:54,939 --> 00:15:57,006 You came to Keats and my dorm-room and you were 288 00:15:57,008 --> 00:15:58,640 crying your eyes out. 289 00:15:58,642 --> 00:16:00,508 - I was not crying - You were bawling. 290 00:16:00,510 --> 00:16:02,044 - I think you were. - And saying like, 291 00:16:02,046 --> 00:16:04,946 "I don't wanna end up in a miserable job like my mom, 292 00:16:04,948 --> 00:16:07,549 and she doesn't understand me, and I got to do it because 293 00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:09,918 - it makes me feel alive. - OK. I was drunk. 294 00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:13,823 Probably, but then came your infamous truth speech. 295 00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:16,957 - Truth with a capital T. - Don't. 296 00:16:16,959 --> 00:16:21,962 Life only has meaning when it has truth with a capital T! 297 00:16:21,964 --> 00:16:24,064 Then you went on about that's why you do it, 298 00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:26,465 because it gives you meaning and closer to that 299 00:16:26,467 --> 00:16:28,101 truth with a capital T. 300 00:16:28,103 --> 00:16:30,603 You said, "all meaningful stories, no matter how 301 00:16:30,605 --> 00:16:33,406 fantastical or not real they are, 302 00:16:33,408 --> 00:16:34,841 hold some of those deep truths. 303 00:16:34,843 --> 00:16:36,642 Baby, how's it goin' over here? 304 00:16:36,644 --> 00:16:38,010 I couldn't help but notice ya. 305 00:16:38,012 --> 00:16:40,779 - Oh. - Mind if I buy you a drink? 306 00:16:40,781 --> 00:16:42,814 - No, I'm cool. - Let her handle it. 307 00:16:42,816 --> 00:16:45,550 Anything, they got some killer screwdrivers. 308 00:16:45,552 --> 00:16:47,185 Hey, buddy. She said she's good. 309 00:16:47,187 --> 00:16:48,954 You know, 310 00:16:48,956 --> 00:16:52,556 some chicks don't know how they are until they've 311 00:16:52,558 --> 00:16:54,792 loosened up a little bit with some drinks. 312 00:16:54,794 --> 00:16:56,762 Gordie. 313 00:16:57,830 --> 00:17:00,933 Maybe she wasn't clear enough, so allow me to be clearer. 314 00:17:01,834 --> 00:17:03,870 Fuck off! 315 00:17:04,670 --> 00:17:07,006 You know, it's not what I heard her say. 316 00:17:08,506 --> 00:17:11,943 I heard her say she might need a good old Kentucky fuckin'. 317 00:17:19,851 --> 00:17:20,850 Hey, Gordie. 318 00:17:22,187 --> 00:17:23,919 I could fucking kill you. 319 00:17:23,921 --> 00:17:26,724 Alright, fine, let's get some fucking treasure. 320 00:17:30,594 --> 00:17:31,996 Sorry. 321 00:17:36,532 --> 00:17:38,633 Asshole. 322 00:17:41,004 --> 00:17:43,905 - Fucking overreacting hothead. - I'm overreacting? 323 00:17:43,907 --> 00:17:45,940 You might be cool with lettin' shit like that slide, 324 00:17:45,942 --> 00:17:47,742 but somebody's gotta put him in his place. 325 00:17:47,744 --> 00:17:49,176 It's not your place. 326 00:17:49,178 --> 00:17:51,245 If I pulled a knife every time a guy was a pig 327 00:17:51,247 --> 00:17:52,979 I'd be in fucking prison. 328 00:17:52,981 --> 00:17:54,781 Fucking idiot. 329 00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:58,151 - He was being a piece of shit. - You're a piece of shit. 330 00:17:58,153 --> 00:17:59,621 OK. 331 00:18:00,722 --> 00:18:03,589 "Hey, baby, you want some killer screwdrivers?" 332 00:18:03,591 --> 00:18:05,027 And I'm the jack-off. 333 00:18:06,861 --> 00:18:08,694 Should we get out of the street? 334 00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:10,765 We might get hit. 335 00:18:15,870 --> 00:18:17,939 You fucking dick. Let's go. 336 00:18:20,774 --> 00:18:23,076 You don't really think this is real, do you? 337 00:18:24,711 --> 00:18:27,879 Really? Bullitt family, buried treasure? 338 00:18:27,881 --> 00:18:30,714 Well, there are a ton of "no trespassing" signs 339 00:18:30,716 --> 00:18:33,719 out here in the middle of nowhere, for a reason. 340 00:18:34,687 --> 00:18:36,254 The reason is, they don't want trespassers. 341 00:18:36,256 --> 00:18:39,589 Trespassers that might find their buried treasure. 342 00:18:39,591 --> 00:18:41,526 Hey, guys! 343 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:43,927 New plan. 344 00:18:43,929 --> 00:18:46,796 I'm not digging for treasure anymore, 345 00:18:46,798 --> 00:18:48,831 I'm not digging my own grave, 346 00:18:48,833 --> 00:18:54,038 so when I'm done, just fucking bury me, please! 347 00:18:54,939 --> 00:18:57,139 - Groom card. - I'm gonna beat you to death 348 00:18:57,141 --> 00:18:59,741 - with this, I swear to God. - With that? 349 00:18:59,743 --> 00:19:03,144 How much did you save on that there kitty shovel, Mr. Merlot? 350 00:19:03,146 --> 00:19:05,113 59 cents, bitch. 351 00:19:20,262 --> 00:19:21,962 Robo, 352 00:19:21,964 --> 00:19:23,665 I'm sorry. 353 00:19:26,901 --> 00:19:29,071 "Sorry's gotta be backed up by actions." 354 00:19:30,705 --> 00:19:33,141 I know, I'm always apologizing. 355 00:19:34,242 --> 00:19:36,044 I just hope I can... 356 00:19:37,312 --> 00:19:39,047 prove it to you, I guess. 357 00:19:40,748 --> 00:19:42,083 "You're a piece of shit." 358 00:19:45,886 --> 00:19:48,022 Can't argue with you there. 359 00:19:48,789 --> 00:19:52,026 I'm just a revolving door of fuck ups. 360 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,996 But just know that I am sorry. 361 00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:02,001 I'm really trying to get my actions to line up with that. 362 00:20:07,739 --> 00:20:09,275 Great talk. 363 00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:14,144 Hang it up, Keats. We're done for the day. 364 00:20:26,924 --> 00:20:30,259 Day three of the botched treasure hunt debackles '77. 365 00:20:30,261 --> 00:20:32,861 - You throwing in the towel yet? - Me, I quit. 366 00:20:32,863 --> 00:20:34,829 Yeah, how 'bout you shut up and light me up, 367 00:20:34,831 --> 00:20:37,168 - Mr. Sauvignon Blanc. - Yes, sir. 368 00:20:39,669 --> 00:20:42,672 - Ah! - Yes! 369 00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:45,873 - Do us the honor. - Really? 370 00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:49,179 - Man of the hour. - Too kind. Alright. 371 00:20:55,884 --> 00:20:59,319 Ne, ne, fu, fu! 372 00:20:59,321 --> 00:21:02,322 - Indians. - That good? 373 00:21:05,194 --> 00:21:08,060 Keats, was this buried in your backpack since high school? 374 00:21:08,062 --> 00:21:11,063 No, I got that last week. From a guy who knew a guy. 375 00:21:11,065 --> 00:21:12,932 How much did you pay for this shit? 376 00:21:12,934 --> 00:21:15,800 OK, it can't be that bad. Here, let me try. 377 00:21:15,802 --> 00:21:17,303 If it tastes as bad as it smells... 378 00:21:17,305 --> 00:21:19,138 I'm not a cheap skate with everything, 379 00:21:19,140 --> 00:21:21,673 some things I actually do spend some money on. 380 00:21:23,143 --> 00:21:24,342 Not a lot, but... 381 00:21:24,344 --> 00:21:25,810 That is some evil shit, Keats. 382 00:21:27,214 --> 00:21:30,816 - Here, c'mon. - No, I'm sticking to this. 383 00:21:31,984 --> 00:21:34,019 I'll fall on the grenade. 384 00:21:35,221 --> 00:21:37,955 It's a bunch of stems and seeds, but it's something. 385 00:21:37,957 --> 00:21:40,290 The dealer says that's the best part. 386 00:21:40,292 --> 00:21:43,093 - Shut up. - Speaking of which, 387 00:21:43,095 --> 00:21:44,827 do you guys know what time it is? 388 00:21:44,829 --> 00:21:47,029 - The witching hour? - It's time for 389 00:21:47,031 --> 00:21:49,098 what's in Keaton's backpack! 390 00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:51,300 - Oh, God. - The game where I get to raid 391 00:21:51,302 --> 00:21:54,070 the whole of Keats' backpack from high school. 392 00:21:54,072 --> 00:21:57,240 One grab is all I get to find out what's left over 393 00:21:57,242 --> 00:21:59,774 from when little Keats was transitioning from an awkward 394 00:21:59,776 --> 00:22:02,811 boy who isn't getting any, to an awkward man who still 395 00:22:02,813 --> 00:22:05,182 isn't getting any. 396 00:22:06,016 --> 00:22:09,818 Although the man part is absolutely debatable. 397 00:22:09,820 --> 00:22:11,486 Alright. 398 00:22:11,488 --> 00:22:14,158 - Good luck! - Keep digging. 399 00:22:15,392 --> 00:22:16,790 Oh! 400 00:22:17,994 --> 00:22:20,997 You fucker! You set me up! 401 00:22:21,797 --> 00:22:24,265 Do you wanna keep digging? I think I've got a butt-plug. 402 00:22:24,267 --> 00:22:25,867 God! 403 00:22:26,935 --> 00:22:28,369 On second thought, I'm keeping this. 404 00:22:28,371 --> 00:22:29,969 No, I have to return it. 405 00:22:29,971 --> 00:22:32,207 Well, I hope you can return used items. 406 00:22:33,375 --> 00:22:35,008 I oughta shove this up your ass. 407 00:22:35,010 --> 00:22:36,943 It is insecure babies like you 408 00:22:36,945 --> 00:22:39,045 that got Ulysses banned. 409 00:22:39,047 --> 00:22:41,481 - Oh, here we go. - World War I. 410 00:22:41,483 --> 00:22:44,983 Just wraps up with men firing dick-shaped rockets 411 00:22:44,985 --> 00:22:47,152 and dick-shaped bullets. And why? 412 00:22:47,154 --> 00:22:49,188 - Who cares? Oh, God! - Why? 413 00:22:49,190 --> 00:22:52,524 The assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand. 414 00:22:52,526 --> 00:22:55,059 Death! Dicks! 415 00:22:55,061 --> 00:22:58,996 Violence! The male organ stabs and penetrates! 416 00:22:58,998 --> 00:23:02,433 And then World War I ends 417 00:23:02,435 --> 00:23:05,203 and James fucking Joyce 418 00:23:05,205 --> 00:23:09,307 unleashes this golden poem upon the world. 419 00:23:09,309 --> 00:23:12,244 And he has the balls to finish it 420 00:23:13,045 --> 00:23:16,179 with an orgasm. Not just any orgasm, 421 00:23:16,181 --> 00:23:18,448 a female orgasm. 422 00:23:18,450 --> 00:23:21,318 - Is there such a thing? - You wouldn't know. 423 00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:25,921 And he gets fucking banned by the same jack-offs no doubt 424 00:23:25,923 --> 00:23:29,291 - that supported the war. - This James Joyce 425 00:23:29,293 --> 00:23:32,328 that you speak so highly about, is that a.. 426 00:23:32,330 --> 00:23:33,996 woman or a man? 427 00:23:33,998 --> 00:23:36,030 - Fuck off! - Ow! 428 00:23:37,368 --> 00:23:38,469 Incoming. 429 00:23:39,503 --> 00:23:42,837 How 'bout this. OK, man was here first, right? 430 00:23:42,839 --> 00:23:45,373 God took Adam's sternum or femur, 431 00:23:45,375 --> 00:23:48,476 and the chick, she took a bite from the apple 432 00:23:48,478 --> 00:23:50,511 in the garden of Eden, so there's that. 433 00:23:50,513 --> 00:23:52,982 OK. So, fine, but... 434 00:23:53,882 --> 00:23:56,550 Who made her eat the apple? 435 00:23:56,552 --> 00:24:01,156 The snake, right? What's the snake a metaphor for? 436 00:24:02,491 --> 00:24:03,956 The devil. Greed. 437 00:24:03,958 --> 00:24:05,891 - Temptation? - Death? 438 00:24:05,893 --> 00:24:08,160 - A cock! - Everything you say is 439 00:24:08,162 --> 00:24:09,895 "cocks", you know that? 440 00:24:09,897 --> 00:24:14,267 It's a violent man's world, we are just livin' in it. 441 00:24:14,269 --> 00:24:17,370 Yeah, well, what about Batman? He uses violence for good. 442 00:24:17,372 --> 00:24:21,072 Here we go. OK, but Batman is a shit character. 443 00:24:22,242 --> 00:24:23,141 What? 444 00:24:23,143 --> 00:24:25,277 I can't be a part of this. 445 00:24:25,279 --> 00:24:30,181 I'm sorry. The guy's parents died 20 years ago, get over it! 446 00:24:30,183 --> 00:24:32,350 Let me tell you something, it depends on the book, for one. 447 00:24:32,352 --> 00:24:34,285 Clearly you don't know your history, but... 448 00:24:34,287 --> 00:24:38,322 OK, but like, your parents are dead, move the fuck on. 449 00:24:38,324 --> 00:24:41,158 That's gives him his powers, his ability to never forgive. 450 00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:42,559 The whole essence of him. 451 00:24:42,561 --> 00:24:45,162 That is a really good way of putting it. 452 00:24:45,164 --> 00:24:46,996 - It is. - Another way of putting it is 453 00:24:46,998 --> 00:24:48,532 fucking move on! 454 00:25:04,114 --> 00:25:05,547 - Yah! - What the fuck? 455 00:25:13,624 --> 00:25:15,326 - Robo... - Asshole. 456 00:25:16,660 --> 00:25:19,493 - Keats... - No, it's OK. 457 00:25:19,495 --> 00:25:22,065 - I didn't... - I know. 458 00:25:30,473 --> 00:25:33,373 - He won't remember it. - How convenient for him. 459 00:25:33,375 --> 00:25:37,110 Well, he's just far out there, super stoned, you know? 460 00:25:37,112 --> 00:25:40,248 You have to be to do that to you. 461 00:25:41,483 --> 00:25:43,350 Look, he's had his fair share of worn and dones 462 00:25:43,352 --> 00:25:45,518 and he's oogled plenty of chicks, but 463 00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:47,453 he's always put you on a pedestal and 464 00:25:47,455 --> 00:25:49,490 a lot of gals would give anything to be... 465 00:25:50,658 --> 00:25:53,459 - revered like that. - Yeah, he does it again... 466 00:25:53,461 --> 00:25:56,464 Pepper spray? That's a bit of an overreaction. 467 00:25:57,498 --> 00:25:58,599 I'm only kidding. 468 00:25:59,767 --> 00:26:02,700 Every time we get together I fool myself into thinking 469 00:26:02,702 --> 00:26:04,969 it's gonna go back to normal. 470 00:26:04,971 --> 00:26:08,241 - Yeah, but what is normal? - Not getting my tits grabbed. 471 00:26:10,008 --> 00:26:11,308 OK. Fine. 472 00:26:11,310 --> 00:26:12,579 You wanna grab my tits? 473 00:26:13,847 --> 00:26:17,114 One of them at least? Here right for the picking. I won't look. 474 00:26:17,116 --> 00:26:18,648 Hiya! 475 00:26:29,060 --> 00:26:31,028 Be quiet. 476 00:26:31,662 --> 00:26:34,130 He's gonna hate you. 477 00:26:39,537 --> 00:26:41,171 Stop. 478 00:27:50,068 --> 00:27:51,636 Who's there? 479 00:27:54,706 --> 00:27:56,241 I tried fixing it. 480 00:27:57,476 --> 00:28:00,645 The pocket watch. But it might be beyond repair. 481 00:28:03,347 --> 00:28:05,115 You would've made a good gook. 482 00:28:06,350 --> 00:28:07,618 Never hear you coming. 483 00:28:11,822 --> 00:28:13,355 What's that old saying? 484 00:28:13,357 --> 00:28:16,226 A broken clock is right twice a day? 485 00:28:17,494 --> 00:28:20,363 - Some bachelor party. - You don't wanna be here either. 486 00:28:21,130 --> 00:28:24,599 - I'm here 'cause you're here. - So is everybody else. 487 00:28:24,601 --> 00:28:27,604 - And what's wrong with that? - It's just not the same. 488 00:28:29,806 --> 00:28:32,172 It's not like how it used to be. 489 00:28:32,174 --> 00:28:35,108 Well, yeah, that's impossible. 490 00:28:35,110 --> 00:28:37,344 Everybody grew up, got jobs, etc. 491 00:28:37,346 --> 00:28:40,415 Ah. Et cetera. 492 00:28:41,316 --> 00:28:42,584 You know... 493 00:28:44,218 --> 00:28:46,085 I'm not one for signs and all that but 494 00:28:46,087 --> 00:28:48,654 if you ask me, the reason why this whole thing isn't going 495 00:28:48,656 --> 00:28:50,422 your way is... 496 00:28:50,424 --> 00:28:52,391 Well, I'm going to be blunt. 497 00:28:52,393 --> 00:28:53,826 You're not ready to get married. 498 00:28:53,828 --> 00:28:56,227 I'm not saying anything you don't really know. 499 00:28:56,229 --> 00:28:58,532 That thing with Robin earlier... 500 00:29:00,667 --> 00:29:02,166 - I don't even... - Believe me... 501 00:29:02,168 --> 00:29:03,268 I don't know what that was. 502 00:29:03,270 --> 00:29:04,702 I know what it's like 503 00:29:04,704 --> 00:29:05,837 to be ready for marriage. 504 00:29:05,839 --> 00:29:08,308 I was more than ready. Then... 505 00:29:09,809 --> 00:29:12,677 Commitment is a pledge for the future and 506 00:29:12,679 --> 00:29:16,515 you can't commit to anything if you dwell in the past. 507 00:29:19,652 --> 00:29:22,151 You know, before I headed off to college and met all you guys 508 00:29:22,153 --> 00:29:25,691 I spent one of those summers trying to "find myself". 509 00:29:28,192 --> 00:29:30,493 Which is ridiculous because trying to find yourself 510 00:29:30,495 --> 00:29:33,563 straight out of high school is like nailing Jell-O to the wall. 511 00:29:33,565 --> 00:29:36,799 There I was, I saved up some money. 512 00:29:36,801 --> 00:29:40,103 I'm gonna head out to Big Sur and rough it for a few months. 513 00:29:40,805 --> 00:29:44,139 Yeah, I wanted to see the Pacific, I'd never seen it. 514 00:29:44,141 --> 00:29:46,841 I'd never seen a state outside of Indiana for that matter. 515 00:29:46,843 --> 00:29:51,513 So there I am in Big Sur and the first thing I do is 516 00:29:51,515 --> 00:29:53,447 I just start trudging it up this mountain, 517 00:29:53,449 --> 00:29:55,182 "I'm gonna get to the tippy-top" 518 00:29:55,184 --> 00:29:59,153 so I could watch the sun set over the Pacific and... 519 00:29:59,155 --> 00:30:00,321 Find yourself. 520 00:30:00,323 --> 00:30:03,390 Man, that sounds really stupid. 521 00:30:03,392 --> 00:30:05,726 But at the time, yeah, of course. 522 00:30:05,728 --> 00:30:08,328 So there I am, I'm hoofing it up this mountain 523 00:30:08,330 --> 00:30:09,863 and I'm not taking my eyes off the top. 524 00:30:09,865 --> 00:30:13,299 I'm just going and going. Watching so I don't fall down. 525 00:30:13,301 --> 00:30:15,468 But I'm not as fast as the sun setting, 526 00:30:15,470 --> 00:30:17,470 so by the time I get to the top 527 00:30:17,472 --> 00:30:20,607 it's pitch black. So I turn around to head back down 528 00:30:20,609 --> 00:30:22,576 and boom! There she is. 529 00:30:23,878 --> 00:30:27,381 The pacific, she had been at my back... 530 00:30:28,482 --> 00:30:31,950 the entire time. If I had turned around once, 531 00:30:31,952 --> 00:30:36,320 you know, I would've been able to see the sun set over her, 532 00:30:36,322 --> 00:30:37,523 but... 533 00:30:43,229 --> 00:30:44,495 You told me that before. 534 00:30:45,798 --> 00:30:47,734 That's a sad fucking story, man. 535 00:30:52,571 --> 00:30:55,672 I'm just saying, if I were in that Gatsby class of yours, 536 00:30:55,674 --> 00:30:57,674 I would've aced that fuckin' paper. 537 00:30:57,676 --> 00:30:59,709 - Is that right? - Aced it. 538 00:30:59,711 --> 00:31:02,513 Didn't even take that long to read, finished it this morning. 539 00:31:03,414 --> 00:31:06,751 And that last line, God, it stuck with me. 540 00:31:08,386 --> 00:31:12,188 "Our boats float with the green light of tomorrow." 541 00:31:12,790 --> 00:31:17,394 Close. "So we beat on boats against the current... 542 00:31:19,997 --> 00:31:22,499 born ceaselessly into the past." 543 00:31:25,602 --> 00:31:29,671 ♪ On a misty morning Near Bristol road ♪ 544 00:31:29,673 --> 00:31:33,340 ♪ There I chanced upon Desmond O'Toole ♪ 545 00:31:33,342 --> 00:31:37,711 ♪ With a look of mischief, he flashed me a grin ♪ 546 00:31:37,713 --> 00:31:40,947 ♪ And we never quite Made it to school ♪ 547 00:31:40,949 --> 00:31:45,384 ♪ He said come share A bottle with me ♪ 548 00:31:45,386 --> 00:31:49,288 ♪ Yesterday's gone And today's not so long ♪ 549 00:31:49,290 --> 00:31:52,658 ♪ And God only knows what Tomorrow will bring ♪ 550 00:31:52,660 --> 00:31:56,662 ♪ So come share a Bottle with me ♪ 551 00:31:56,664 --> 00:32:00,632 ♪ T'was a fine spring day With my one true love ♪ 552 00:32:00,634 --> 00:32:03,935 ♪ I went to bench Flowers and wine ♪ 553 00:32:03,937 --> 00:32:07,839 ♪ But I ran into Desmond And he asked for a sip ♪ 554 00:32:07,841 --> 00:32:11,375 ♪ And we somehow lost Track of the time ♪ 555 00:32:11,377 --> 00:32:15,713 ♪ He said come share A bottle with me ♪ 556 00:32:15,715 --> 00:32:19,283 ♪ Yesterday's gone And today's not so long ♪ 557 00:32:19,285 --> 00:32:22,720 ♪ And God only knows What tomorrow will bring ♪ 558 00:32:22,722 --> 00:32:26,422 ♪ So come share A bottle with me ♪ 559 00:32:26,424 --> 00:32:30,960 ♪ Well the day finally came When I'd had enough ♪ 560 00:32:30,962 --> 00:32:34,964 ♪ I said Des don't Come round anymore ♪ 561 00:32:34,966 --> 00:32:39,301 ♪ Though I tell myself That it's better this way ♪ 562 00:32:39,303 --> 00:32:43,338 ♪ I still wait for A knock on my door ♪ 563 00:32:43,340 --> 00:32:47,676 Now sing! ♪ Come share A bottle with me ♪ 564 00:32:47,678 --> 00:32:51,046 ♪ Yesterday's gone and Today's not so long ♪ 565 00:32:51,048 --> 00:32:54,850 ♪ And God only knows What tomorrow will bring ♪ 566 00:32:54,852 --> 00:32:56,619 - ♪ So come share... - Hello there. 567 00:32:57,487 --> 00:32:58,953 My goodness, Bill. We just 568 00:32:58,955 --> 00:33:00,855 scared the livin' daylights out of these kids. 569 00:33:00,857 --> 00:33:02,823 I think you're probably right. 570 00:33:02,825 --> 00:33:05,358 Figured y'all could use something a little more fillin' 571 00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:06,528 than marshmallows. 572 00:33:11,867 --> 00:33:13,566 Yeah. 573 00:33:13,568 --> 00:33:15,769 This was my father's. 574 00:33:15,771 --> 00:33:19,706 Mr. Hitchins, this is a piece of art. 575 00:33:19,708 --> 00:33:22,810 Springfield 1903 bolt action 30 cal. 576 00:33:23,744 --> 00:33:26,112 - World War I, right? - Mm-hmm. 577 00:33:26,114 --> 00:33:30,082 He was just a lonely private at the Battle of Hamel. 578 00:33:30,084 --> 00:33:33,484 I always wanted to visit France. 579 00:33:33,486 --> 00:33:36,454 What are you, a history nut, a gun nut? 580 00:33:36,456 --> 00:33:38,656 I guess a little bit of both. 581 00:33:38,658 --> 00:33:40,958 Fiction was definitely not my thing. 582 00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:42,827 Yeah, I didn't care too much about 583 00:33:42,829 --> 00:33:45,029 something they just made up out of thin air. 584 00:33:45,031 --> 00:33:46,664 Hence the history books. 585 00:33:46,666 --> 00:33:49,499 Yeah, well, they say that history 586 00:33:49,501 --> 00:33:52,704 is written by the victors. 587 00:33:53,505 --> 00:33:55,939 Which is probably why I'm a gun nut. 588 00:33:55,941 --> 00:33:58,975 - So where did you serve? - That obvious? 589 00:33:58,977 --> 00:34:01,845 I know a fellow serviceman when I see one. 590 00:34:01,847 --> 00:34:04,114 I don't know how much you can call it serving. 591 00:34:04,116 --> 00:34:07,783 I was called up by uncle Sam, hopped on an airplane, 592 00:34:07,785 --> 00:34:09,852 then a helicopter. I landed in the middle of Saigon. 593 00:34:09,854 --> 00:34:12,588 It was January 29th, 1968. 594 00:34:12,590 --> 00:34:15,557 - That is some bad luck, kid. - Yup. 595 00:34:15,559 --> 00:34:17,927 - Right at the start of Tet, huh? - Mm-hmm. 596 00:34:17,929 --> 00:34:21,563 That's right, so the extent of my serving was 597 00:34:21,565 --> 00:34:24,599 waking up the following morning with a large shard of 598 00:34:24,601 --> 00:34:26,768 mirror lodged in the back of this leg. 599 00:34:26,770 --> 00:34:29,570 Blown out barracks. I was home within a week. 600 00:34:29,572 --> 00:34:30,974 Didn't even pull a trigger. 601 00:34:32,075 --> 00:34:35,611 Back home without seeing the worst side he has to offer. 602 00:34:36,478 --> 00:34:39,982 I might have to start calling you lucky after all. 603 00:34:40,749 --> 00:34:41,684 No, thank you. 604 00:34:42,617 --> 00:34:45,751 Yeah, I was in that neck of the woods once. 605 00:34:45,753 --> 00:34:48,188 Just toward the end of the second World War, 606 00:34:48,190 --> 00:34:50,656 things were winding down. 607 00:34:50,658 --> 00:34:52,758 - Helpin' out the frogs. - Right. 608 00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:55,897 - Clearin' out the Japs. - The Japanese, yeah. 609 00:34:57,431 --> 00:34:58,465 You know. 610 00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:02,634 When you're firing at anything that moves in the jungle 611 00:35:02,636 --> 00:35:06,874 in the dead of night. God only knows how many you've killed. 612 00:35:07,674 --> 00:35:11,810 I had men in my platoon who wanted to know. 613 00:35:11,812 --> 00:35:15,512 They saw it as a point of pride to get to a hundred 614 00:35:15,514 --> 00:35:17,047 or some such thing. 615 00:35:17,049 --> 00:35:19,952 They were collecting prizes from the dead. 616 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:22,987 Me... 617 00:35:22,989 --> 00:35:25,624 I always preferred not knowin'. 618 00:35:26,893 --> 00:35:28,860 But there was this one... 619 00:35:29,995 --> 00:35:32,996 This one that I hit from up close 620 00:35:32,998 --> 00:35:36,933 and I saw him go down not very far in front of me. 621 00:35:36,935 --> 00:35:40,669 I had to know. I had to look. 622 00:35:40,671 --> 00:35:43,540 So I wandered out into the dark... 623 00:35:44,642 --> 00:35:46,541 and I saw him lying there 624 00:35:46,543 --> 00:35:49,811 in all the wet ferns and moss, 625 00:35:49,813 --> 00:35:54,051 wide eyed, staring up at the moon through the trees. 626 00:35:54,919 --> 00:35:57,820 His blood black in the moonlight. 627 00:35:58,721 --> 00:36:00,990 I knew I got him then. 628 00:36:11,033 --> 00:36:16,738 ♪ Come share a butt hole... 629 00:36:17,839 --> 00:36:20,809 Anyway, I stick to bucks nowadays. 630 00:36:22,010 --> 00:36:24,977 You got any of those mounted up around here? 631 00:36:24,979 --> 00:36:26,246 No. 632 00:36:26,248 --> 00:36:30,215 The missus don't allow any dead animals around. 633 00:36:30,217 --> 00:36:32,617 She says she can feel them watching her 634 00:36:32,619 --> 00:36:34,719 from beyond the grave. 635 00:36:34,721 --> 00:36:36,723 Can't argue with her there. 636 00:36:37,691 --> 00:36:42,293 ♪ Yesterday's gone and today's not so long ♪ 637 00:36:42,295 --> 00:36:46,563 ♪ And God only knows What tomorrow... ♪ 638 00:36:48,134 --> 00:36:49,069 Bullitt. 639 00:36:50,103 --> 00:36:51,137 Oh, shit. 640 00:36:59,144 --> 00:37:01,011 Arcadia. 641 00:37:01,013 --> 00:37:04,547 You're way off the beaten path there, aren't ya? 642 00:37:04,549 --> 00:37:05,616 Maybe so. 643 00:37:06,251 --> 00:37:08,050 But it hasn't been too bad 644 00:37:08,052 --> 00:37:10,186 killin' some time out there in the woods. 645 00:37:10,188 --> 00:37:13,923 So that's what you were all doin', killin' time? 646 00:37:19,130 --> 00:37:23,598 A lot of people come out here looking for buried treasure. 647 00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:26,735 Oh, the Bullitt treasure. 648 00:37:33,009 --> 00:37:34,808 Did you find anything out there? 649 00:37:36,245 --> 00:37:37,811 We're just havin' some fun 650 00:37:37,813 --> 00:37:40,216 for ol' Gordo's bachelor party. 651 00:37:41,583 --> 00:37:44,051 Don't lie to us, young lady, especially after we invited you 652 00:37:44,053 --> 00:37:45,718 in here for something to eat. 653 00:37:49,758 --> 00:37:52,358 Alright, we were looking for the treasure, 654 00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:54,060 but we... You know, 655 00:37:54,062 --> 00:37:56,863 it's just a silly, stupid thing to do. 656 00:37:56,865 --> 00:37:59,298 Yeah, you're right, it was a stupid thing to do. 657 00:37:59,300 --> 00:38:01,833 You know, you ain't the first ones to be 658 00:38:01,835 --> 00:38:04,772 traipsing around out there in our woods. 659 00:38:06,073 --> 00:38:09,176 Were our signs out there not clear enough? 660 00:38:13,913 --> 00:38:16,849 Anything buried out there, 661 00:38:17,850 --> 00:38:20,384 is meant to stay buried. 662 00:38:38,803 --> 00:38:42,838 That was a nice bathroom. 663 00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:46,742 Did you get a shower and a shave too, son? 664 00:38:46,744 --> 00:38:48,677 You sure took your time. 665 00:38:48,679 --> 00:38:50,081 He has a tiny bladder. 666 00:38:51,248 --> 00:38:54,216 Yeah, you made that perfectly clear earlier. 667 00:38:54,218 --> 00:38:57,652 Nightmare on road trips and all. 668 00:39:10,866 --> 00:39:12,734 How'd you like the décor? 669 00:39:14,136 --> 00:39:18,105 This young fella don't give a damn about doilies. 670 00:39:18,107 --> 00:39:19,973 He don't look like no loafer to me. 671 00:39:21,210 --> 00:39:23,278 - I got it. - No, please. 672 00:39:24,313 --> 00:39:25,280 Let me. 673 00:39:29,917 --> 00:39:31,085 Look at me, boy. 674 00:39:31,886 --> 00:39:34,255 His name is Scott. Scott Keaton. 675 00:39:36,390 --> 00:39:38,992 I said, look at me. 676 00:39:41,828 --> 00:39:44,295 Were you plannin' to use this? 677 00:39:44,297 --> 00:39:45,899 I... 678 00:39:47,766 --> 00:39:51,070 Just "yes" or "no" would be fine. 679 00:39:53,473 --> 00:39:56,041 Your sign in the bathroom. 680 00:40:00,146 --> 00:40:02,148 You said your name was Hitchins. 681 00:40:04,716 --> 00:40:06,316 If this were loaded, 682 00:40:06,318 --> 00:40:10,121 you'd be pissin' your bridges right about now. 683 00:40:11,356 --> 00:40:12,891 Well, I... 684 00:40:14,192 --> 00:40:17,926 I found some bullets back there so... 685 00:40:17,928 --> 00:40:19,230 Did you now? 686 00:40:20,398 --> 00:40:21,832 Where? 687 00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:26,003 I never keep 'em loaded. 688 00:40:28,372 --> 00:40:31,872 Now if you just give us back our money, 689 00:40:31,874 --> 00:40:33,343 no one gets hurt. 690 00:40:35,811 --> 00:40:39,115 - We don't have your money. - You're an awful liar, kid. 691 00:40:51,993 --> 00:40:54,527 I told ya, I never keep 'em loaded. 692 00:40:54,529 --> 00:40:56,965 Except this one apparently. 693 00:40:59,501 --> 00:41:01,436 Hey, Keats. How about you grab that gun? 694 00:41:07,107 --> 00:41:09,343 You better think about what you're doin', kid. 695 00:41:12,079 --> 00:41:14,113 That soldier you killed... 696 00:41:15,382 --> 00:41:18,117 - What was his name? - I don't know. 697 00:41:19,819 --> 00:41:21,120 I think you do know. 698 00:41:22,388 --> 00:41:23,820 You checked. 699 00:41:23,822 --> 00:41:26,123 - We all check. - I don't know. 700 00:41:26,125 --> 00:41:27,993 Yes, you do. What was it? 701 00:41:31,564 --> 00:41:34,231 Himora Horochi. 702 00:41:34,233 --> 00:41:37,002 Ah, there it is. Now... 703 00:41:38,803 --> 00:41:40,272 What's your name? 704 00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:43,272 Hitchins. 705 00:41:43,274 --> 00:41:46,744 Doesn't sound like that in the little sign in the bathroom. 706 00:41:47,411 --> 00:41:50,079 Let me try that again, what's your name? 707 00:41:50,081 --> 00:41:52,283 Bill Hitchins. 708 00:41:53,384 --> 00:41:55,551 What... 709 00:41:55,553 --> 00:41:57,419 is... 710 00:41:57,421 --> 00:41:59,555 your name? 711 00:41:59,557 --> 00:42:01,389 William 712 00:42:01,391 --> 00:42:03,126 Henry... 713 00:42:05,428 --> 00:42:06,561 - Bullitt. - Gordie! 714 00:42:10,333 --> 00:42:13,033 Oh, my God. 715 00:42:13,035 --> 00:42:16,870 No, you killed him! 716 00:42:34,088 --> 00:42:37,356 Oh, God. You sick son of a bitch! 717 00:42:37,358 --> 00:42:39,858 He pointed a gun right at Keats. 718 00:42:39,860 --> 00:42:41,560 It wasn't loaded! 719 00:42:41,562 --> 00:42:44,429 He went for the rifle, that sure as fuck was loaded, 720 00:42:44,431 --> 00:42:47,599 but I got there first 'cause no one threatens my friends, 721 00:42:47,601 --> 00:42:50,502 - nobody! - Threaten your friends. 722 00:42:50,504 --> 00:42:54,038 - You're so fucking... - Alright, Robin. 723 00:42:59,011 --> 00:43:01,011 You're so fucking heroic! 724 00:43:02,315 --> 00:43:04,481 What are we gonna do? 725 00:43:12,123 --> 00:43:14,257 Robin! Shut up! 726 00:43:17,529 --> 00:43:20,532 You know exactly what we have to do right now. 727 00:43:22,099 --> 00:43:24,232 Yeah. I know. 728 00:43:24,234 --> 00:43:27,536 You know I'm right. She's gonna go to the cops, 729 00:43:27,538 --> 00:43:29,304 and she's gonna come after us herself. 730 00:43:29,306 --> 00:43:31,540 She knows our fucking full names, Robin. 731 00:43:31,542 --> 00:43:34,543 Do you want to spend your whole life waitin' for some old lady 732 00:43:34,545 --> 00:43:36,410 - to come after you? - Shut up! She's a scared 733 00:43:36,412 --> 00:43:40,047 little lady, she didn't ask for this. 734 00:43:40,049 --> 00:43:41,515 Shut up! 735 00:43:41,517 --> 00:43:43,317 They came out into the woods after us, 736 00:43:43,319 --> 00:43:45,419 we were minding our own fucking business. 737 00:43:45,421 --> 00:43:47,321 - It's their property. - They could've asked us 738 00:43:47,323 --> 00:43:49,189 to leave and we would've, but they didn't. 739 00:43:49,191 --> 00:43:51,024 They lured us back to their fucking house. 740 00:43:51,026 --> 00:43:52,559 Where is she? 741 00:43:52,561 --> 00:43:54,361 - Oh, God! - Shh! 742 00:43:54,363 --> 00:43:56,431 - Is she dead? - No. 743 00:44:14,948 --> 00:44:16,482 This is absurd. 744 00:44:16,484 --> 00:44:19,252 A woman's life hanging in the balance of a short straw. 745 00:44:22,455 --> 00:44:26,659 - Fair is fair, right? - She's not gonna do it. 746 00:44:27,460 --> 00:44:29,228 I wouldn't neither if I were her. 747 00:44:34,533 --> 00:44:38,335 I'll clean up the mess, but what she does, is her choice, 748 00:44:38,337 --> 00:44:42,506 turn us in, stalk us, nothing... 749 00:44:42,508 --> 00:44:44,643 it's not our place to kill her. 750 00:44:46,511 --> 00:44:48,477 She'll squeal. 751 00:44:48,479 --> 00:44:50,615 - That's what I'd do. - Not everyone's you. 752 00:44:52,216 --> 00:44:53,749 Wouldn't blame her if she did. 753 00:44:53,751 --> 00:44:55,653 It'd be the right thing to do. 754 00:45:01,625 --> 00:45:02,692 Right. 755 00:45:23,345 --> 00:45:24,713 I'll do it. 756 00:45:36,558 --> 00:45:38,660 Neither one of you can look me in the eye. 757 00:45:40,194 --> 00:45:42,396 I think that's the least that you could do. 758 00:45:48,635 --> 00:45:50,802 Would you have pulled the trigger? 759 00:45:50,804 --> 00:45:52,539 It wasn't loaded. 760 00:45:54,741 --> 00:45:56,275 But if it was? 761 00:46:01,747 --> 00:46:04,249 It takes two things to kill somebody. 762 00:46:05,283 --> 00:46:07,620 Bullets and balls. 763 00:46:10,255 --> 00:46:11,523 What have we done? 764 00:46:12,390 --> 00:46:14,159 It was them or us. 765 00:46:18,295 --> 00:46:21,499 I'll go grab a mop or something. 766 00:46:22,767 --> 00:46:24,235 Leave no trace. 767 00:46:25,469 --> 00:46:27,538 Yeah, we'll leave no trace. 768 00:46:31,609 --> 00:46:33,542 - I'm sorry. - Don't apologize 769 00:46:33,544 --> 00:46:35,209 before you kill somebody. 770 00:46:35,211 --> 00:46:36,712 About your husband. 771 00:46:36,714 --> 00:46:39,182 Don't apologize for that boy out there neither. 772 00:46:39,749 --> 00:46:42,717 Sending a woman in here to do a man's job. 773 00:46:45,755 --> 00:46:47,322 I drew short straw. 774 00:46:48,257 --> 00:46:50,225 Then do what you came in here to do. 775 00:47:04,438 --> 00:47:06,307 - Do you think... - Quit stalling. 776 00:47:11,245 --> 00:47:12,813 Listen, when I first came here... 777 00:47:14,615 --> 00:47:16,749 I was even younger than you are now 778 00:47:16,751 --> 00:47:19,352 and I didn't know the first thing about chickens. 779 00:47:20,888 --> 00:47:23,521 They were just a bunch of dumb birds as far as I was concerned, 780 00:47:23,523 --> 00:47:26,424 but I filled this coop up with hens, 781 00:47:26,426 --> 00:47:28,662 and then I got myself one rooster. 782 00:47:30,630 --> 00:47:33,797 Before you knew it he had pecked two of those hens to death 783 00:47:33,799 --> 00:47:36,366 and scared the living hell out of all the rest of them, 784 00:47:36,368 --> 00:47:38,270 so they quit laying their eggs. 785 00:47:39,405 --> 00:47:42,238 All that took was one rooster, 786 00:47:42,240 --> 00:47:44,777 and so I shot that rooster. 787 00:47:45,844 --> 00:47:48,746 I didn't see any reason to do otherwise. 788 00:47:52,183 --> 00:47:54,383 You don't always have to shoot the rooster. 789 00:48:18,641 --> 00:48:20,240 Robin. 790 00:48:20,242 --> 00:48:21,675 Robin. 791 00:48:21,677 --> 00:48:23,746 - Do you need any... - I'm gonna bury her. 792 00:48:25,681 --> 00:48:27,682 I can do it if you want me to. 793 00:48:29,551 --> 00:48:31,820 I made the mess, Keat. I'll clean it up. 794 00:49:31,241 --> 00:49:32,741 You all done? 795 00:49:32,743 --> 00:49:34,845 - Yeah. - Come with me. 796 00:49:41,484 --> 00:49:42,619 Do you see him? 797 00:49:45,922 --> 00:49:46,856 Nope. 798 00:49:48,892 --> 00:49:49,893 Good. 799 00:49:52,895 --> 00:49:54,363 Where is he? 800 00:50:02,470 --> 00:50:03,906 He was gonna shoot you, Keats. 801 00:50:28,595 --> 00:50:31,430 - That was fast. - Little old lady. 802 00:50:32,698 --> 00:50:34,298 Let's get out of here. 803 00:50:36,669 --> 00:50:38,003 You comin'? 804 00:50:38,904 --> 00:50:40,405 Yeah. 805 00:50:53,317 --> 00:50:57,421 This is wrong, we can't just pretend none of this happened. 806 00:50:59,623 --> 00:51:01,625 It's not something we can erase. 807 00:51:02,826 --> 00:51:04,795 This will always follow us. 808 00:51:06,530 --> 00:51:08,532 I had no choice. 809 00:51:12,568 --> 00:51:13,937 Right? 810 00:51:16,372 --> 00:51:18,674 Yeah, right. 811 00:51:23,579 --> 00:51:25,547 You always have a choice. 812 00:51:26,448 --> 00:51:29,449 This right here, this is a bad one. 813 00:51:36,124 --> 00:51:38,026 I'm gonna go clear my head. 814 00:51:40,896 --> 00:51:43,330 And I saw him lying there... 815 00:51:43,998 --> 00:51:46,865 What was his name? 816 00:51:46,867 --> 00:51:49,904 ...in all the wet ferns and moss... 817 00:51:51,371 --> 00:51:54,008 You checked. We all check. 818 00:51:55,475 --> 00:51:58,044 ...his blood black in the moonlight. 819 00:52:01,681 --> 00:52:04,715 Anything that's buried out there 820 00:52:04,717 --> 00:52:08,152 is meant to stay buried. 821 00:52:08,154 --> 00:52:10,322 Gordie?! 822 00:52:13,959 --> 00:52:15,759 - Gordie?! - We're never gonna 823 00:52:15,761 --> 00:52:17,727 find him this way, Robin. 824 00:52:17,729 --> 00:52:20,797 - Gordie?! - Robin, it's a huge woods. 825 00:52:20,799 --> 00:52:22,567 We're not splitting up. 826 00:52:38,682 --> 00:52:40,815 You should get rid of it. 827 00:52:40,817 --> 00:52:42,819 I should get rid of a lot of things. 828 00:52:44,788 --> 00:52:47,421 Is that some sort of threat? 829 00:52:47,423 --> 00:52:48,959 The pocket watch. 830 00:52:49,893 --> 00:52:51,725 I thought you said it was, "beyond repair". 831 00:52:51,727 --> 00:52:54,096 I said it, "might be beyond repair". 832 00:52:55,097 --> 00:52:58,734 I'll keep noodling with it. See if anything shakes loose. 833 00:52:59,935 --> 00:53:01,569 You gonna drink that? 834 00:53:03,172 --> 00:53:05,438 Yes. 835 00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:07,506 Yes, I am. 836 00:53:07,508 --> 00:53:08,776 It's been ten years. 837 00:53:11,112 --> 00:53:13,679 There was a guy at a meeting once that said he kept 838 00:53:13,681 --> 00:53:18,086 a vodka shooter in his pocket to remind him of his weakness. 839 00:53:19,853 --> 00:53:21,586 I mean, that's all those meetings were, 840 00:53:21,588 --> 00:53:23,824 reminders of my weakness... 841 00:53:26,793 --> 00:53:29,460 for then fucking years. 842 00:53:29,462 --> 00:53:32,563 That's all I did. I just wallowed in it. 843 00:53:32,565 --> 00:53:34,867 I wallowed in my weakness. 844 00:53:36,035 --> 00:53:37,701 Banding together in common weakness 845 00:53:37,703 --> 00:53:39,770 is what creates strength. 846 00:53:39,772 --> 00:53:42,206 It's the only way to deal with all the horrors in this world. 847 00:53:42,208 --> 00:53:45,477 It's why people get married, and form friendships 848 00:53:46,511 --> 00:53:48,678 and reunite to relive the good old days. 849 00:54:04,161 --> 00:54:06,597 He's probably scared. It's gonna get dark soon. 850 00:54:07,197 --> 00:54:09,965 - One hour. - One hour, that's it. 851 00:54:09,967 --> 00:54:11,900 Either way, if we find him or not. 852 00:54:11,902 --> 00:54:15,038 - You got it. Promise. One hour. - Be careful. 853 00:54:15,972 --> 00:54:18,940 Yeah, you too. I'll see you in an hour. 854 00:54:42,930 --> 00:54:44,997 Got it all down there, Gordie? 855 00:54:44,999 --> 00:54:47,933 I sure did. Thanks, Mr. Jay. 856 00:54:47,935 --> 00:54:50,102 Yeah, I'll see you next time you're around. 857 00:54:50,104 --> 00:54:52,805 Will do, alright. Take care. 858 00:54:57,077 --> 00:55:00,013 - Look at you two ding dongs. - Gordon! 859 00:55:00,814 --> 00:55:02,880 Watch that. 860 00:55:02,882 --> 00:55:04,884 Hey, Santi Clause. 861 00:55:06,052 --> 00:55:08,752 - I gotta deliver presents. - Yeah, here we go. 862 00:55:08,754 --> 00:55:10,090 Here we go. 863 00:55:12,157 --> 00:55:15,092 - Arcadia. - We're gonna find it one day. 864 00:55:15,094 --> 00:55:19,562 Nope, I don't think it exists. It's like fuckin' Sasquatch. 865 00:55:19,564 --> 00:55:24,033 Don't you talk about Sasquatch like that, he's very real. 866 00:55:24,035 --> 00:55:28,137 I don't think so, but it did give us a very great excuse 867 00:55:28,139 --> 00:55:33,109 to come right back to the Red River. 868 00:55:33,111 --> 00:55:35,710 I think that the owner's gonna put you in his will. 869 00:55:35,712 --> 00:55:38,713 You know what? He probably will. 870 00:55:38,715 --> 00:55:39,881 But, hey. 871 00:55:39,883 --> 00:55:41,983 - Yeah. - Shh. 872 00:55:41,985 --> 00:55:43,952 - I hate their bourbon. - What? 873 00:55:43,954 --> 00:55:46,988 - You're fucking with me. - Nope, I kinda hate it. 874 00:55:46,990 --> 00:55:50,258 - It tastes like gas. - I thought it was your favorite. 875 00:55:50,260 --> 00:55:53,794 No, not the bourbon, the distillery, dummy. 876 00:55:55,965 --> 00:55:58,134 With their and little Carolyn... 877 00:55:59,268 --> 00:56:01,734 it feels like home. I feel at peace here, 878 00:56:01,736 --> 00:56:05,305 more so than anywhere else on the planet, really. 879 00:56:05,307 --> 00:56:07,274 Yeah. 880 00:56:07,276 --> 00:56:09,776 Are you glad you bought that piece of shit 881 00:56:09,778 --> 00:56:11,744 at a shitty ass yard sale? 882 00:56:11,746 --> 00:56:14,881 It works when it's supposed to 'cause look what just came 883 00:56:14,883 --> 00:56:16,349 hot off the presses. 884 00:56:16,351 --> 00:56:19,618 - Oh! - Your new bride to be! 885 00:56:19,620 --> 00:56:22,287 That turned out... You took a good picture. 886 00:56:22,289 --> 00:56:24,890 Yeah, some of them don't turn out all blurry and fucked up. 887 00:56:24,892 --> 00:56:26,391 You know what I hope that happens? 888 00:56:26,393 --> 00:56:28,626 - Can I be best man one day? - Yeah, why not. 889 00:56:28,628 --> 00:56:33,231 I hope that thing crabs out on you right when we find Arcadia. 890 00:56:33,233 --> 00:56:35,333 Like those people who's cameras don't work 891 00:56:35,335 --> 00:56:37,234 - when they find Sasquatch! - Blah, blah. 892 00:56:37,236 --> 00:56:40,137 Uh-oh, Robo's got Sasquatch on the brain. 893 00:56:40,139 --> 00:56:42,806 Yeah, how could you not with hairy legs like that. 894 00:56:42,808 --> 00:56:44,841 Don't even try it, I already 895 00:56:44,843 --> 00:56:46,776 called shotgun, you big dumb dildo. 896 00:56:46,778 --> 00:56:49,380 I wasn't even... You know, I don't give a fuck. 897 00:56:49,382 --> 00:56:51,881 - Don't give a fuck! - Shh. 898 00:56:51,883 --> 00:56:54,050 - Gordie, I don't give a fuck! - Shut up. 899 00:56:55,387 --> 00:56:57,886 - Shut up. Ow. - Can't do it. 900 00:56:57,888 --> 00:57:00,225 Hey, is this window open? I got an idea. 901 00:57:01,692 --> 00:57:02,958 Yeah. 902 00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:06,195 Robo, wait. Woah, wait. 903 00:57:06,197 --> 00:57:09,233 I'm just full of great ideas, Red River. I'm full of 'em. 904 00:57:10,267 --> 00:57:13,068 - Alright, here we go. - No. 905 00:57:13,070 --> 00:57:15,239 Robo you gotta get up. C'mon. 906 00:57:16,340 --> 00:57:20,374 You gotta help. Watch your head. Just sit. 907 00:57:21,778 --> 00:57:23,279 That was not a good idea. 908 00:57:25,881 --> 00:57:26,947 You OK? 909 00:57:26,949 --> 00:57:28,349 Mmm. 910 00:57:28,351 --> 00:57:30,052 OK, here we go. 911 00:57:43,764 --> 00:57:45,331 Do you have my Santa hat? 912 00:58:03,116 --> 00:58:04,384 C'mon, Gordo. 913 00:58:08,054 --> 00:58:09,989 Stay awake. 914 00:58:33,945 --> 00:58:35,911 Gordie?! 915 00:58:37,282 --> 00:58:38,416 Gordie! 916 00:58:40,284 --> 00:58:41,418 Gordie! 917 00:58:45,022 --> 00:58:46,924 Goddammit. 918 00:58:49,759 --> 00:58:51,160 Gordie! 919 00:58:54,964 --> 00:58:56,265 Gordie! 920 00:58:58,901 --> 00:59:00,702 In the flesh. 921 00:59:02,238 --> 00:59:04,904 You look lost, Robo. 922 00:59:04,906 --> 00:59:06,139 Lookin' for you. 923 00:59:07,108 --> 00:59:08,509 C'mon. 924 00:59:08,511 --> 00:59:11,311 Hey, before we go, let's have a little 925 00:59:11,313 --> 00:59:13,446 - pow-wow on the log here. - We don't have time for this. 926 00:59:13,448 --> 00:59:15,548 We have to get back to the car to get our stuff. 927 00:59:15,550 --> 00:59:17,783 Robo, I got a lot to tell you, c'mon. 928 00:59:17,785 --> 00:59:21,088 - Gordie, tell me at the car. - Sit on the fucking log! 929 00:59:30,364 --> 00:59:34,466 OK, look at that, that wasn't so fucking hard. Good, OK. 930 00:59:34,468 --> 00:59:38,369 Now we're cookin' with gas. Now, there's a lot I gotta say 931 00:59:38,371 --> 00:59:40,037 I guess I won't beat around the bush, 932 00:59:40,039 --> 00:59:42,540 I'll just come out and say it. 933 00:59:42,542 --> 00:59:44,444 So here we go. 934 00:59:47,413 --> 00:59:49,913 I didn't mean to grab your boob the other night. 935 00:59:49,915 --> 00:59:54,818 It was a stupid, idiotic, mean, bullshit, Gordie thing to do, 936 00:59:54,820 --> 00:59:57,320 and I know I upset you. 937 00:59:57,322 --> 01:00:00,290 You know me, I would never hurt a friend. 938 01:00:00,292 --> 01:00:04,061 I would never do anything to hurt you, right? You understand? 939 01:00:06,264 --> 01:00:08,230 - Right, Robin? - Yeah, of course, Gordie. 940 01:00:08,232 --> 01:00:10,599 "Of course, Gordie!" There it is. 941 01:00:10,601 --> 01:00:15,138 'Cause as you can see, I don't have many friends. 942 01:00:17,508 --> 01:00:20,975 As illustrated so well by the incredible turnout 943 01:00:20,977 --> 01:00:22,377 of my bachelor party! 944 01:00:22,379 --> 01:00:24,381 Wheow! 945 01:00:26,549 --> 01:00:31,120 But then there's the friends I do have, they mean a lot. 946 01:00:32,087 --> 01:00:36,525 There's one thing I won't do, is I won't hurt my friends. 947 01:00:37,559 --> 01:00:40,193 But I hurt you the other night when we were sitting around... 948 01:00:40,195 --> 01:00:41,994 I don't give a fuck that you grabbed my tit. 949 01:00:41,996 --> 01:00:44,196 - I give a fuck! - Gordie. 950 01:00:44,198 --> 01:00:45,565 - We just... - I am the one who gives a fuck! 951 01:00:45,567 --> 01:00:48,267 - I don't give a fuck! - I fucking care! 952 01:00:48,269 --> 01:00:52,371 I'm the one who only fucking cares every fucking time! 953 01:00:52,373 --> 01:00:54,509 I care and you know why I care? 954 01:01:01,648 --> 01:01:03,216 It's because I love you. 955 01:01:04,985 --> 01:01:06,453 I always have. 956 01:01:09,423 --> 01:01:11,591 As a friend. 957 01:01:12,925 --> 01:01:14,427 But as... 958 01:01:16,028 --> 01:01:18,064 as a friend... 959 01:01:20,032 --> 01:01:21,467 a friend I treasure. 960 01:01:28,106 --> 01:01:31,176 - I treasure you too, Gordie. - Mmm. 961 01:01:52,629 --> 01:01:54,430 I got it. 962 01:01:55,331 --> 01:01:57,867 You can grab my boob right now. 963 01:01:59,235 --> 01:02:00,536 Tit for tat. 964 01:02:02,472 --> 01:02:06,106 Come on, I grabbed your tit, you grabbed Keaton's, 965 01:02:06,108 --> 01:02:08,676 now grab mine, a good old D.H Lawrence. 966 01:02:08,678 --> 01:02:11,044 There's really something fucking wrong with you. 967 01:02:11,046 --> 01:02:14,280 Woah, don't get up. Sit down. 968 01:02:14,282 --> 01:02:18,250 What? It's OK if Keats does it? 969 01:02:18,252 --> 01:02:21,588 It's fucking so funny when Keaton does it, 970 01:02:21,590 --> 01:02:24,392 but not Gordie, I don't let Gordie do it. 971 01:02:26,660 --> 01:02:29,330 What else have you two been up to? 972 01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:34,031 I know. 973 01:02:34,033 --> 01:02:36,403 When you think everyone's asleep. 974 01:02:38,138 --> 01:02:41,739 Is that it? You go up and you live it up in Chai town? 975 01:02:41,741 --> 01:02:45,276 And you come back for who? Not Gordie, never for Gordie. 976 01:02:45,278 --> 01:02:47,144 You come back for your fuck buddy? 977 01:02:47,146 --> 01:02:48,681 - You're seeing things. - Yeah. 978 01:02:50,182 --> 01:02:52,215 A lot clearer now. 979 01:02:52,217 --> 01:02:54,184 I just need you to know something, 980 01:02:54,186 --> 01:02:55,953 look at me. 981 01:02:57,054 --> 01:02:58,122 Robin... 982 01:02:58,690 --> 01:03:02,561 I would never do anything to hurt you. 983 01:03:04,629 --> 01:03:07,596 Never, ever. 984 01:03:07,598 --> 01:03:10,032 Never, ever 985 01:03:10,034 --> 01:03:12,637 do anything to hurt you. 986 01:03:19,209 --> 01:03:20,710 Ten years, man. 987 01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:25,282 Ten fucking years. 988 01:03:27,717 --> 01:03:29,517 I thought you were better than this. 989 01:03:29,519 --> 01:03:32,119 That's a sad fuckin' story. 990 01:03:40,161 --> 01:03:42,161 Find your own way back. 991 01:03:42,163 --> 01:03:43,666 I sure will! 992 01:03:45,467 --> 01:03:47,535 Meet ya at the car, Robo! 993 01:04:06,653 --> 01:04:09,621 Hey, guys. 994 01:04:09,623 --> 01:04:10,757 New plan. 995 01:04:11,758 --> 01:04:14,692 I'm not digging for treasure anymore. 996 01:04:14,694 --> 01:04:16,660 I'm not digging my own grave. 997 01:04:16,662 --> 01:04:21,632 So, when I'm done just fucking bury me, please! 998 01:04:21,634 --> 01:04:23,400 - Groom card. - I'm gonna beat you 999 01:04:23,402 --> 01:04:24,835 to death with this, man. I swear to God. 1000 01:04:24,837 --> 01:04:27,070 - I will beat you to dea... - With that? 1001 01:04:27,072 --> 01:04:30,206 How much did you save on that there kitty shovel, Mr. Merlot. 1002 01:04:30,208 --> 01:04:31,610 59 cents... 1003 01:04:32,644 --> 01:04:33,778 bitch 1004 01:04:37,381 --> 01:04:38,650 Robin, I'm sorry. 1005 01:05:00,303 --> 01:05:02,272 Alright, Keats. Hang it up. 1006 01:05:03,171 --> 01:05:04,339 Yeah. 1007 01:05:06,275 --> 01:05:08,076 We're done for the day. 1008 01:05:32,132 --> 01:05:33,634 Fucking Keaton. 1009 01:05:36,570 --> 01:05:38,471 Robin! 1010 01:05:39,406 --> 01:05:41,372 - Leave no trace. - No trace. 1011 01:05:41,374 --> 01:05:43,343 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1012 01:05:50,416 --> 01:05:51,550 Oh. 1013 01:05:52,384 --> 01:05:54,486 Hey there, guys. 1014 01:05:55,387 --> 01:05:57,121 That oughta do it. 1015 01:05:58,189 --> 01:06:01,092 Thought you guys were gonna leave without me, 1016 01:06:01,694 --> 01:06:04,562 let me fend for myself, just like you did last time. 1017 01:06:05,430 --> 01:06:06,930 This isn't anything like last time. 1018 01:06:06,932 --> 01:06:08,598 Ah, no. 1019 01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:11,199 I think it's almost exactly like last time. 1020 01:06:11,201 --> 01:06:12,635 Just like last time, 1021 01:06:12,637 --> 01:06:15,337 I seemed to be the only one who gives a shit. 1022 01:06:15,339 --> 01:06:17,539 The past has a funny way of 1023 01:06:17,541 --> 01:06:19,541 repeating itself 1024 01:06:19,543 --> 01:06:21,676 over and over again. 1025 01:06:21,678 --> 01:06:23,812 - What the fuck is that, Gordie? - Oh, yeah. 1026 01:06:23,814 --> 01:06:26,581 Except I loaded it this time. 1027 01:06:26,583 --> 01:06:28,683 Bullets and balls. 1028 01:06:28,685 --> 01:06:30,384 - You told us to leave no trace. - Gordie? 1029 01:06:30,386 --> 01:06:32,453 - What the fuck are you doing? - That's impossible. 1030 01:06:32,455 --> 01:06:34,922 - We all know that's impossible. - There's no such thing as 1031 01:06:34,924 --> 01:06:36,690 leave no trace. 1032 01:06:36,692 --> 01:06:38,826 There's always a trace. 1033 01:06:38,828 --> 01:06:41,227 Always a trace. 1034 01:06:41,229 --> 01:06:44,132 - He's been drinking Red X. - Always a trace. 1035 01:06:44,867 --> 01:06:46,366 Ugh. 1036 01:06:46,368 --> 01:06:47,767 Uh-oh. 1037 01:06:47,769 --> 01:06:50,336 I've seen this look before. 1038 01:06:50,338 --> 01:06:51,906 The "Gordie's lost it" look. 1039 01:06:54,241 --> 01:06:55,644 Well, haven't you? 1040 01:06:57,311 --> 01:06:59,513 I don't think you've seen me lose it, Robin. 1041 01:07:00,949 --> 01:07:02,280 At least not yet. 1042 01:07:02,282 --> 01:07:03,649 Hey. 1043 01:07:03,651 --> 01:07:05,717 - No, you don't. - Why shouldn't I? 1044 01:07:05,719 --> 01:07:07,719 - You're not that person. - I've already killed two, 1045 01:07:07,721 --> 01:07:09,988 - what's one more? - What happened to you? 1046 01:07:09,990 --> 01:07:11,589 Put the fucking gun down. 1047 01:07:11,591 --> 01:07:14,859 I had a bit of a spill back there, hurt my head 1048 01:07:14,861 --> 01:07:18,329 real bad. It's got me seeing double. 1049 01:07:19,599 --> 01:07:20,900 Just put the fuckin' gun down. 1050 01:07:28,975 --> 01:07:30,642 Anyways. 1051 01:07:34,245 --> 01:07:35,179 Shotgun. 1052 01:07:36,682 --> 01:07:38,684 Where are ya? There you are, little buddy. 1053 01:07:42,253 --> 01:07:44,522 Let's just get the fuck outta here. 1054 01:07:55,432 --> 01:07:57,532 Hm, hm, hm. 1055 01:08:22,390 --> 01:08:23,591 Open the backpack. 1056 01:08:24,459 --> 01:08:26,992 - What's that? - Do it. 1057 01:08:33,668 --> 01:08:36,636 - Just get out of here, Gordie. - Shut up. 1058 01:08:38,405 --> 01:08:39,840 We all just wanna go home. 1059 01:08:53,352 --> 01:08:54,854 Open it up, Keats. 1060 01:09:07,031 --> 01:09:09,501 Did you have this at the Bullitt house? 1061 01:09:13,004 --> 01:09:14,571 No. 1062 01:09:17,708 --> 01:09:21,042 I killed a man because he accused my friend 1063 01:09:21,044 --> 01:09:22,713 of stealin' his money. 1064 01:09:25,449 --> 01:09:28,382 Didn't make a difference whether we had the money or not, 1065 01:09:28,384 --> 01:09:32,755 they thought we did without any proof or anything. 1066 01:09:35,391 --> 01:09:36,626 You saw him, Gordie. 1067 01:09:37,627 --> 01:09:39,729 You saw him, he went for that rifle, 1068 01:09:40,696 --> 01:09:42,799 but you got to it first. 1069 01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:46,301 Remember what you said to me on the porch? 1070 01:09:46,868 --> 01:09:48,637 He was gonna shoot me. 1071 01:09:52,741 --> 01:09:54,042 You saved my life. 1072 01:09:55,043 --> 01:09:56,575 You saved me. 1073 01:09:56,577 --> 01:09:58,612 - He was gonna kill me. - I killed him. 1074 01:09:59,680 --> 01:10:00,980 Yeah. 1075 01:10:00,982 --> 01:10:03,350 Don't you get it? The legend was real. 1076 01:10:04,819 --> 01:10:06,952 The legend was real. 1077 01:10:06,954 --> 01:10:09,957 It was real, I can't fucking believe it myself. 1078 01:10:11,591 --> 01:10:14,425 But what was it you said at the bar 1079 01:10:14,427 --> 01:10:16,060 about being at a crossroads? 1080 01:10:16,062 --> 01:10:18,095 You wanted to come out in the woods 1081 01:10:18,097 --> 01:10:20,698 and look for buried treasure, well here you go, 1082 01:10:20,700 --> 01:10:22,934 buried fucking treasure. This right here, 1083 01:10:22,936 --> 01:10:25,071 - this is truth with a capital T. - Stop. 1084 01:10:25,839 --> 01:10:27,573 Keaton, just stop. 1085 01:10:30,176 --> 01:10:31,610 This is a lie. 1086 01:10:32,678 --> 01:10:34,110 This is all a fucking lie, you lied to them. 1087 01:10:34,112 --> 01:10:35,679 - You had it the whole time, - No. 1088 01:10:35,681 --> 01:10:36,880 and then you lied to us. 1089 01:10:36,882 --> 01:10:38,681 I was going to tell you guys, 1090 01:10:38,683 --> 01:10:41,750 of course I was gonna tell you, 'cause it's our money. 1091 01:10:41,752 --> 01:10:45,754 We found it together for Gordie's bachelor party. 1092 01:10:45,756 --> 01:10:47,024 Together. 1093 01:10:48,025 --> 01:10:49,359 Huh? 1094 01:10:51,929 --> 01:10:54,429 Yeah, and then sick shooter blew the guy's fuckin' head off, 1095 01:10:54,431 --> 01:10:57,801 - then everything went to shit. - What's one more exploding head? 1096 01:10:59,603 --> 01:11:03,204 You know what? Robin, you've got blood on your hands too, 1097 01:11:03,206 --> 01:11:04,774 both of you. I didn't... 1098 01:11:05,842 --> 01:11:07,608 kill anybody. 1099 01:11:07,610 --> 01:11:10,046 - I didn't kill anybody. - You left me alone out there. 1100 01:11:11,480 --> 01:11:12,648 You left me alone with him. 1101 01:11:15,517 --> 01:11:18,087 Well, that's not really bein' alone out there now, is it? 1102 01:11:20,788 --> 01:11:22,457 You know who was alone? 1103 01:11:24,993 --> 01:11:26,394 Me. 1104 01:11:27,528 --> 01:11:29,528 Ten years ago, 1105 01:11:29,530 --> 01:11:31,864 you remember that? 1106 01:11:34,668 --> 01:11:36,534 I'm driving. 1107 01:11:36,536 --> 01:11:38,870 You gotta get the car to work first, chum. 1108 01:11:38,872 --> 01:11:40,672 Robin, you got the keys? 1109 01:11:40,674 --> 01:11:43,942 I don't think you know how automobiles work, dumbass. 1110 01:11:43,944 --> 01:11:46,543 So what do you wanna do, Gordie? You just wanna go camping? 1111 01:11:46,545 --> 01:11:48,545 - Come share a bottle and all? - Yeah, sounds great. 1112 01:11:48,547 --> 01:11:50,848 I dunno if you can tell from what I'm wearing, something 1113 01:11:50,850 --> 01:11:52,549 did fuckin' happen right here. 1114 01:11:52,551 --> 01:11:54,551 - It looks great. - Yeah, it was a good time. 1115 01:11:54,553 --> 01:11:58,656 You know, Gordie, you were never the same since that night. 1116 01:11:58,658 --> 01:11:59,959 Oh, yeah? 1117 01:12:02,962 --> 01:12:04,163 I mean, there were 1118 01:12:05,131 --> 01:12:06,431 glimpses of you, 1119 01:12:06,998 --> 01:12:08,833 the old you here and there, but... 1120 01:12:10,235 --> 01:12:11,970 it changed you. 1121 01:12:12,904 --> 01:12:14,806 Tell me more, professor. 1122 01:12:21,979 --> 01:12:23,814 You know, some people... 1123 01:12:24,982 --> 01:12:27,718 can dig themselves out of their holes. 1124 01:12:28,852 --> 01:12:30,986 Not Gordie Solomon. 1125 01:12:30,988 --> 01:12:32,989 You know I have a gun, right? 1126 01:12:34,123 --> 01:12:35,792 Huh? 1127 01:12:40,263 --> 01:12:42,832 You tell yourself you're such a loyal, 1128 01:12:43,799 --> 01:12:46,300 caring, selfless friend. 1129 01:12:46,302 --> 01:12:47,869 What a guy. 1130 01:12:49,871 --> 01:12:51,840 So you don't have to face what you really are. 1131 01:12:53,909 --> 01:12:55,210 And what's that? 1132 01:12:59,547 --> 01:13:00,481 A Pisces? 1133 01:13:01,649 --> 01:13:02,950 You're nothing. 1134 01:13:08,022 --> 01:13:09,522 You motherfuckers! 1135 01:13:52,096 --> 01:13:53,930 You almost hit me. 1136 01:13:56,167 --> 01:13:59,002 I can't believe she pepper sprayed me. 1137 01:14:00,637 --> 01:14:04,607 Well, you did point a gun at her while threatening to shoot her. 1138 01:14:20,056 --> 01:14:21,956 People listen better this way. 1139 01:14:27,128 --> 01:14:28,830 Or they pepper spray you. 1140 01:14:29,864 --> 01:14:31,132 OK. 1141 01:14:31,966 --> 01:14:33,834 OK. Good point, yeah. 1142 01:14:45,045 --> 01:14:47,081 I got all I need anyways. 1143 01:14:49,982 --> 01:14:51,249 Toodle-oo. 1144 01:15:19,677 --> 01:15:21,145 You still with me? 1145 01:15:22,279 --> 01:15:23,781 Not giving up on our friends. 1146 01:15:24,348 --> 01:15:27,416 I've ruined my life on account of my so-called friends. 1147 01:15:27,418 --> 01:15:31,053 They get to move on, do whatever the hell they want. 1148 01:15:31,055 --> 01:15:32,356 What do I get? 1149 01:16:24,471 --> 01:16:27,673 You do realize he just walked by a second ago, right? 1150 01:16:29,376 --> 01:16:31,110 He's lost. 1151 01:16:33,078 --> 01:16:35,314 And so are you, you selfish asshole. 1152 01:16:36,282 --> 01:16:37,381 Yeah. 1153 01:16:37,383 --> 01:16:38,948 Well... 1154 01:16:38,950 --> 01:16:41,220 That's OK, I think Karma got me. 1155 01:16:42,020 --> 01:16:43,254 Jesus, Keaton. 1156 01:16:44,490 --> 01:16:47,225 I'm not a doctor or anything, but... 1157 01:16:48,159 --> 01:16:50,094 I think it's a femoral artery thing. 1158 01:16:51,229 --> 01:16:54,096 OK, we gotta get you outta here. 1159 01:16:54,098 --> 01:16:57,335 I'm not exactly out here for the view. 1160 01:16:58,536 --> 01:17:00,335 It's not so bad actually. 1161 01:17:00,337 --> 01:17:02,070 Alright, I'm gonna go get help. 1162 01:17:02,072 --> 01:17:03,805 OK? It just might take me a while. 1163 01:17:03,807 --> 01:17:06,141 No, what are you, a big bad hunter now? 1164 01:17:06,143 --> 01:17:07,775 - He's not in his right mind. - Yeah, I know. 1165 01:17:07,777 --> 01:17:10,246 That's when you need to keep the fucking gun. 1166 01:17:16,385 --> 01:17:18,452 We lost him, didn't we? 1167 01:17:18,454 --> 01:17:20,887 I think it was just a matter of time. 1168 01:17:24,159 --> 01:17:26,859 Look at me. Two bullets. 1169 01:17:26,861 --> 01:17:28,861 No, you keep the gun. 1170 01:17:28,863 --> 01:17:30,230 When I get back, 1171 01:17:30,232 --> 01:17:32,864 we're giving all that money to charity. 1172 01:17:32,866 --> 01:17:35,468 - OK? - OK. 1173 01:17:35,470 --> 01:17:37,004 OK. 1174 01:17:37,871 --> 01:17:39,139 Two bullets. 1175 01:17:55,955 --> 01:17:57,822 Just walk away, Gordie. 1176 01:18:23,481 --> 01:18:25,581 - Whoa. - Get the fuck away, man. 1177 01:18:25,583 --> 01:18:27,817 That doesn't look very good, Keats. 1178 01:18:31,188 --> 01:18:33,455 Now you're gonna shoot me, is that it? 1179 01:18:33,457 --> 01:18:35,923 I don't want to, but you kinda leave me no choice. 1180 01:18:35,925 --> 01:18:38,059 - What the fuck are you doin'? - Who runs away 1181 01:18:38,061 --> 01:18:39,462 from a guy with a loaded gun? 1182 01:18:42,232 --> 01:18:43,533 Everybody. 1183 01:18:47,337 --> 01:18:50,103 Maybe so, but I don't feel very comfortable 1184 01:18:50,105 --> 01:18:51,371 with you pointing that at me. 1185 01:18:51,373 --> 01:18:53,640 Yeah? Well too fucking bad, man. 1186 01:18:53,642 --> 01:18:56,009 - Just stay where you are. - Hand it over. 1187 01:18:56,011 --> 01:18:59,646 Keats, we talked about this, you need bullets, 1188 01:18:59,648 --> 01:19:01,415 you need balls. 1189 01:19:01,417 --> 01:19:03,949 - Bullets. - I will fuckin' shoot you. 1190 01:19:03,951 --> 01:19:05,051 Bullets... 1191 01:19:06,654 --> 01:19:08,256 and... 1192 01:19:09,624 --> 01:19:11,357 balls. 1193 01:19:12,893 --> 01:19:14,227 Yeah. 1194 01:19:17,964 --> 01:19:19,130 It's kind of funny, 1195 01:19:20,534 --> 01:19:23,470 I leave the gun back there and it turns up. 1196 01:19:28,642 --> 01:19:29,875 Well... 1197 01:19:30,976 --> 01:19:32,845 I am sorry about all this. 1198 01:19:34,113 --> 01:19:35,679 Are you? 1199 01:19:35,681 --> 01:19:37,550 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 1200 01:19:39,352 --> 01:19:41,320 You're always sorry, aren't ya? 1201 01:19:42,655 --> 01:19:44,354 Yeah. 1202 01:19:48,927 --> 01:19:50,395 You took a drunk... 1203 01:19:51,529 --> 01:19:53,431 on the fuckin' bourbon trail. 1204 01:19:57,368 --> 01:19:59,203 What were you thinking? 1205 01:20:00,304 --> 01:20:02,938 What were you fuckin' thinking, Keats? 1206 01:20:04,375 --> 01:20:06,343 I don't know. 1207 01:20:07,444 --> 01:20:09,977 I just... I don't know. 1208 01:20:09,979 --> 01:20:13,516 I don't know, I just thought maybe... 1209 01:20:15,118 --> 01:20:18,588 things could go back to the way they used to be. 1210 01:20:21,089 --> 01:20:23,189 Well, things 1211 01:20:23,191 --> 01:20:27,195 used to be a fucking travesty, Scott. 1212 01:20:28,163 --> 01:20:30,130 A fuckin' travesty. 1213 01:20:30,132 --> 01:20:31,600 And you know what? For me 1214 01:20:32,534 --> 01:20:35,270 there's no such thing as the good old days anymore. 1215 01:20:40,341 --> 01:20:41,640 Just don't 1216 01:20:41,642 --> 01:20:44,109 let me die out here like this, OK? 1217 01:20:44,111 --> 01:20:45,613 Well... 1218 01:20:47,481 --> 01:20:49,550 We don't get much choice in that, do we? 1219 01:20:51,652 --> 01:20:53,217 Taking this. 1220 01:20:58,124 --> 01:21:00,458 Gordie. 1221 01:21:28,186 --> 01:21:30,987 Listen to me, Gordie. Deep down you're a good person, 1222 01:21:31,522 --> 01:21:34,122 but you're burying that person deeper and deeper. 1223 01:21:34,124 --> 01:21:37,492 - "To thine own self be true..." - I am not a good person! 1224 01:21:37,494 --> 01:21:40,061 Not deep down or otherwise. 1225 01:21:40,063 --> 01:21:41,298 You know what? 1226 01:21:42,566 --> 01:21:44,732 - I'm OK with that. - That's not true. 1227 01:21:44,734 --> 01:21:48,636 You above all people have the balls to tell me what's true? 1228 01:21:48,638 --> 01:21:50,370 You know what you are? 1229 01:21:50,372 --> 01:21:51,605 You're a figment. 1230 01:21:53,375 --> 01:21:55,077 You don't know me, Gordie! 1231 01:21:56,345 --> 01:21:58,278 You never knew anything about me! 1232 01:21:58,280 --> 01:22:00,246 Not my name and 1233 01:22:00,248 --> 01:22:02,016 this ridiculous accent. 1234 01:22:02,551 --> 01:22:04,584 You convinced yourself you knew all about me 1235 01:22:04,586 --> 01:22:06,421 in order to make it easier on yourself. 1236 01:22:07,255 --> 01:22:08,690 Or perhaps to make it harder. 1237 01:22:10,291 --> 01:22:11,524 You don't know me any better than 1238 01:22:11,526 --> 01:22:13,394 the way in which you know yourself. 1239 01:22:14,228 --> 01:22:16,563 So who are you, Gordon Solomon? 1240 01:22:22,236 --> 01:22:23,570 I'm Gordie Solomon... 1241 01:22:26,840 --> 01:22:28,542 and I'm an alcoholic. 1242 01:22:49,094 --> 01:22:50,428 Hm, hm. 1243 01:22:56,568 --> 01:22:58,369 Wasn't able to fix this. 1244 01:23:01,672 --> 01:23:02,671 Wait. 1245 01:23:02,673 --> 01:23:04,206 You need your friends. 1246 01:23:04,208 --> 01:23:05,674 I need you. 1247 01:23:05,676 --> 01:23:07,342 You need your friends, Gordie! 1248 01:23:11,381 --> 01:23:12,613 I need you! 1249 01:23:21,391 --> 01:23:23,858 Hey, buddy. You OK? 1250 01:23:23,860 --> 01:23:26,593 Can you hear me? You alright? OK. 1251 01:23:26,595 --> 01:23:27,895 I'm gonna get you some help, OK? 1252 01:23:27,897 --> 01:23:30,263 Can you tell me what your name is? 1253 01:23:30,265 --> 01:23:31,364 Hang on, OK? 1254 01:23:35,303 --> 01:23:37,303 Wayne, hang on for me, OK? 1255 01:23:37,305 --> 01:23:39,806 I am so sorry, I was just trying to get my friends home. 1256 01:23:39,808 --> 01:23:43,711 No, Wayne. Look at me. Hold on. 1257 01:24:46,870 --> 01:24:48,504 Gordie? 1258 01:25:12,827 --> 01:25:14,393 Wayne? 1259 01:25:19,266 --> 01:25:20,634 Wayne? 1260 01:25:27,541 --> 01:25:29,275 Wayne! 1261 01:25:32,712 --> 01:25:34,578 Should we get out of the street? 1262 01:25:35,682 --> 01:25:37,615 We might get hit. 1263 01:25:40,853 --> 01:25:42,687 You need your friends, Gordie! 1264 01:25:42,689 --> 01:25:44,889 Gordie! 1265 01:25:44,891 --> 01:25:47,024 We'll find it this time, guys. 1266 01:25:48,360 --> 01:25:49,959 You saw him, Gordie. 1267 01:25:49,961 --> 01:25:52,495 - Hell or high water. - I never keep 'em loaded. 1268 01:25:52,497 --> 01:25:54,631 - You went for that rifle... - Where did you serve? 1269 01:25:54,633 --> 01:25:56,565 You got to it first. 1270 01:25:56,567 --> 01:26:00,671 We're just havin' some fun for old Gordo's bachelor party. 1271 01:26:01,639 --> 01:26:04,473 - Sad. - Always sorry. 1272 01:26:04,475 --> 01:26:05,841 Keep it bottled up. 1273 01:26:05,843 --> 01:26:07,409 Some bachelor party. 1274 01:26:08,846 --> 01:26:10,378 Gordie Solomon. 1275 01:26:10,380 --> 01:26:11,714 Robin! 1276 01:26:47,348 --> 01:26:48,481 Gotcha. 1277 01:26:48,483 --> 01:26:51,349 Oh, God. What did you do to him? 1278 01:26:51,351 --> 01:26:52,987 Oh, yeah, this. 1279 01:26:53,921 --> 01:26:55,622 He's probably dead by now. 1280 01:26:57,624 --> 01:26:59,457 Let's get a look at you. 1281 01:27:00,961 --> 01:27:02,261 Wow. 1282 01:27:03,362 --> 01:27:06,332 I'm not even gonna ask how... And there's so many. 1283 01:27:07,399 --> 01:27:10,603 You are gonna have some mighty bad scars. 1284 01:27:11,403 --> 01:27:12,338 Yeah. 1285 01:27:13,773 --> 01:27:16,575 Yeah, you are never gonna be the same 1286 01:27:17,342 --> 01:27:18,709 again. 1287 01:27:18,711 --> 01:27:21,744 Please just leave me alone. 1288 01:27:21,746 --> 01:27:24,382 - What's that? - Leave me alone! 1289 01:27:30,789 --> 01:27:32,824 Do you even know what his name was? 1290 01:27:34,691 --> 01:27:36,393 - What? - Wayne! 1291 01:27:37,028 --> 01:27:40,495 His name was Wayne. If I hadn't buried him 1292 01:27:40,497 --> 01:27:43,431 the last ten years would've been a little bit different. 1293 01:27:43,433 --> 01:27:44,900 Mm-hmm. 1294 01:27:44,902 --> 01:27:46,802 You and Keats get to go on your merry little way, 1295 01:27:46,804 --> 01:27:48,904 live your lovely little lives. 1296 01:27:48,906 --> 01:27:50,706 You know what I got? 1297 01:27:52,742 --> 01:27:54,010 Guilt. 1298 01:27:56,846 --> 01:27:57,778 But not anymore. 1299 01:28:05,054 --> 01:28:08,755 This is where I say "I'm sorry", but I think we both know that 1300 01:28:08,757 --> 01:28:10,425 I don't mean it. 1301 01:28:27,675 --> 01:28:28,639 Son of a... 1302 01:28:43,655 --> 01:28:45,022 If this works, 1303 01:28:45,024 --> 01:28:46,923 we'll never see each other again. 1304 01:28:50,929 --> 01:28:52,431 - Are you done? - Yeah. 1305 01:28:55,067 --> 01:28:57,834 You don't always have to shoot the rooster. 1306 01:28:57,836 --> 01:28:59,668 I'll just have to see about that. 1307 01:29:07,044 --> 01:29:09,814 You don't always have to shoot the rooster. 1308 01:31:09,157 --> 01:31:11,893 They're lucky to have you in those meetings, you know? 1309 01:31:13,161 --> 01:31:15,761 Old Gordie, you're the best listener I know. 1310 01:31:15,763 --> 01:31:16,795 What's that? 1311 01:31:19,000 --> 01:31:21,235 Yeah, all I'm doin' right now is listening. 1312 01:31:23,270 --> 01:31:26,173 Haven't had the nerve yet to start talkin' myself. 1313 01:31:28,976 --> 01:31:31,243 Well, don't keep it all bottled up. 1314 01:31:31,245 --> 01:31:32,810 Did you guys order without me? 1315 01:31:32,812 --> 01:31:34,579 Look who it is. 1316 01:31:34,581 --> 01:31:36,781 - We figured we'd wait for ya. - To pay! 1317 01:31:36,783 --> 01:31:40,617 To pay? Oh, gosh. Let's see what's on the menu then. 1318 01:31:40,619 --> 01:31:42,253 Tap water and peanuts. 1319 01:31:42,255 --> 01:31:44,155 - For everybody! - What a guy! 1320 01:31:44,157 --> 01:31:45,989 Look at me, I'm so generous. 1321 01:31:45,991 --> 01:31:47,657 - I'm hungry. - What do you want there? 1322 01:31:47,659 --> 01:31:49,327 - I don't know. - I don't know if you knew this, 1323 01:31:49,329 --> 01:31:51,128 but they actually increase the prices. 1324 01:31:51,130 --> 01:31:53,063 - They jack 'em up on holidays. - No, they don't. 1325 01:31:53,065 --> 01:31:54,798 - Especially New Year. - You always say that. 1326 01:31:54,800 --> 01:31:57,934 - And they give you less. - They might be doin' the draft. 1327 01:31:57,936 --> 01:31:59,238 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 1328 01:32:02,006 --> 01:32:03,806 Well, I'm glad I'm a woman. 1329 01:32:03,808 --> 01:32:07,777 Yeah, I hope they diagnose me with flat feet or somethin'. 1330 01:32:09,380 --> 01:32:11,880 What do you say, guys? Onion rings before midnight? 1331 01:32:11,882 --> 01:32:13,315 No! 1332 01:32:13,317 --> 01:32:15,150 - Cheese sticks? - Yes! 1333 01:32:15,152 --> 01:32:16,818 - Cheese sticks! - Get two orders. 1334 01:32:16,820 --> 01:32:18,019 Before or after midnight? 1335 01:32:18,021 --> 01:32:19,354 It's two minutes to midnight. 1336 01:32:19,356 --> 01:32:21,689 - You gotta be shittin' me. - No. 1337 01:32:21,691 --> 01:32:23,158 My watch says ten-forty... 1338 01:32:23,160 --> 01:32:25,626 - Fucking yard sales, motherfu... - Yard sales. 1339 01:32:25,628 --> 01:32:27,761 Hey, you know a broken watch is right twice a day? 1340 01:32:27,763 --> 01:32:29,963 Yeah, it is and it's wrong every other time. 1341 01:32:29,965 --> 01:32:31,901 You guys ever think about what we did? 1342 01:32:41,643 --> 01:32:45,211 Hey, let's ring in 1968 and we'll talk about that. 1343 01:32:45,213 --> 01:32:47,246 - Later, OK? - Yeah. 1344 01:32:47,248 --> 01:32:49,317 - Yeah, you're right, I'm sorry. - No, it's... 1345 01:32:53,388 --> 01:32:57,191 - Save me some cheese sticks, OK? - Yeah, sure thing. 1346 01:33:04,331 --> 01:33:07,332 God. Another year. Flies by. 1347 01:33:07,334 --> 01:33:09,867 Yeah, it's hard to believe. 1348 01:33:09,869 --> 01:33:11,237 1968. 1349 01:33:15,308 --> 01:33:16,807 Well... 1350 01:33:16,809 --> 01:33:19,343 1968. Hey... 1351 01:33:19,345 --> 01:33:22,079 I'm gonna go. You know the whole small bladder thing. 1352 01:33:22,081 --> 01:33:23,947 Another year down, another year to go. 1353 01:33:23,949 --> 01:33:26,084 - Here we go. - One day at a time. 1354 01:33:36,128 --> 01:33:38,694 Ten, nine, 1355 01:33:38,696 --> 01:33:40,829 eight, seven, 1356 01:33:40,831 --> 01:33:43,165 six, five, 1357 01:33:43,167 --> 01:33:45,801 four, three, 1358 01:34:07,122 --> 01:34:09,990 Why are Irish songs always so sad? 1359 01:34:14,643 --> 01:34:19,643 Subtitles by explosiveskull 99532