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(Gay Pirates by Cosmo Jarvis playing) 'morning
baby.
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Ugh! (puking) Steve?
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I think I may have... overextended myself
l-last night.
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Yeah... yeah... no shit!
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Get me a towel could ya?
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Ah, f*ck, uh.
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Did you..
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jack off next to me last night?
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I'm flattered but, ugh!
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Yuuuck!
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F*ck!
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(Gay Pirates by Cosmo Jarvis resumes)
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(swallows)
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Dude, what the f*ck happened here last night?
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(party music)
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(background chatter)
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Look at these two; you guys are disgusting,
get a room.
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What?
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What are you talking about?
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Have you seen you two?
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Are you serious?
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You're talking like uh-honeysuckle oh my god.
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You're so jealous.
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Alright, alright.
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Tommy.
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F*ck, marry, kill.
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Me, Steve, Ava?
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Well, I think I'd have to marry you, hmm?
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Aww.
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F*ck Steve and--
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Kill my girlfriend?
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Well, would you rather I f--?
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Ava would never cheat mate.
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Our love, is like a honeysuckle--blossoming
with trust!
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Right babe!?
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That's right.
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(Tommy coughs in feigned disgust)
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Steve, truth or dare?
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Truth.
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Have you ever... fantasized about a guy before?
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No.
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Dude, why'd you hesitate?
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I didn't hesitate.
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Yeah you did.
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I didn't frickin' hesitate!
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Maybe, I hesitated.
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Wait, wait! You don't think that we...?
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What?
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Aw, noo!
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Yeah I f*cking hope not.
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Not f*cking here.
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(groans)
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But I mean, I don't know man.
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I-- I had like a, like a really f*cking weird
dream last night.
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Like, you know?
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Yeah?
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What about?
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I mean well, I won't say.
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Ya'know it's just a bit, it's a little bit...
it's a bit gay.
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Mate, take a seat.
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Here.
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You can tell me anything; I'm your best mate.
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Alright well, okay so, me and you right.
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Mhm.
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In my dream.
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Mhm.
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This bed.
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Mhm.
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We had gay sex.
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Uhh, why would you tell me that?
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You literally just said it was totally fine.
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I don't your dirty f*ckin' fantasies corrupting
my mind man.
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Your lips are red.
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Wait, check your...
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Oh, sweet Jesus.
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Well?
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(sighs) Yep, that's lipstick down there alright!
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Maybe it's blue?
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It's red Steve!
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Unmistakeably, Revlon, Cherry Red!
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So?!
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We got f*cking blind drunk last night, we--
we covered ourselves in lipstick.
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What's the big deal?
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The condom bro!
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So?
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Now the lipstick!
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And?
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We wake up in bed together after a night we
don't remember, an--
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What?
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Oh no...
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No no no no no no no no no...
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We watched Love Simon?!
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Aw f*ck we definitely f*cking slept together.
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Ahh! (two knocks on door)
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Shh.
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Get you're f*cking pants on.
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Ava-- Ava can't find out about this.
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Yeah you really think I want my fiancee to
know about this?
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No I'm guessing not.
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Yeah well, how do we f*cking convince them
that-- that nothing happened?
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Easy.
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We flaunt our heterosexuality alright mate?
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Yeah yeah true.
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Can you help me with my belt bro?
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Yeah yeah sure.
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Get through that loop...
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Yeah mate.
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One, two, there you go--
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Ugh, yuck, open the f*cking d--
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Open the door!
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Are you two alive in there?
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Ah, coming!
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Coming!? Really!?
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What would you have f*cking said?
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That's the best you-- just get your sh*t.
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So much for your f*cking honeysuckle of trust!
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Aw don't say anything with f*cking suck in
it dude.
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G-g'day uh, good morning Ava.
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Ayy, nice rack baby.
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I'm just gonna crack open a few cold ones
and watchg some sports.
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Right on.
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(claps fist)
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F*ck!
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Morning stud.
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Morning.
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(giggles)
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Come sit next to me my love.
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Whaaat?
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You want me to sit like-- like right there?
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You know?
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Yeah I do.
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She does Tommy, do you have a problem with
that?
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Nah, what...
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(Steve coughs) I'm just like, just a little
tight you know.
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So, fun night last night huh?
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I'm surprised you remember it.
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Remember what?
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The night.
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Aw yeah-eh, ri-right.
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Yeaahh.
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I love cars.
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Vrrmm.
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Vrrrrrmmmm.
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And tits.
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Obviously.
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How 'bout you honeybuns, how did you sleep?
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Yeah, like a baby.
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Just me 'nd the old pillow you know?
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Aw, and Tommy, of course.
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Mhm?
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(aggressive whispering)
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Okay, I've got something to confess.
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No you don't.
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I think we bummed each other hardcore last
night.
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Shut the f*ck up.
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You what, Tommy!?
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No I-- I may've, just thought it was like...
a bad dream.
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But it turns out it was real.
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(laughter)
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Should we tell them?
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I think we should tell them.
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What?
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Babe, remember when we moved in?
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Yeah.
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We noticed that your bromance threatened our
relationships.
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Vrrr--vrmmm.
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Ah come up here boy!
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Yeah uh!
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Eh uh ah!
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Woohoo!
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This place is gonna be f*cking sick!
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What am I gonna do about it?
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Let's go, let's go!
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Where we goin' boy?
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Where we goin' boy?
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Where we goin'?
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Something had to be done...
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We waited months for you to drink yourselves
into a blackout.
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I planted the condom.
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I sacrificed my lipstick.
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Wait!
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You did my lips before his balls right?
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Good point.
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Yeah that's true.
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Mm, yeah yeah of course.
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So you're saying that, you two, tricked me
and Steve into thinking that we--slept together--because
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you were jealous of out bromance?!
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Ah, yes Tommy.
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That's exactly what we're saying.
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That doesn't explain my dream then, my gay
dream.
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Oh yeah no, you still had your homo dream.
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F*ck.
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Ha!
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Gaaay!
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Really?
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(Bromance by NigaHiga starts playing)11599
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