Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:37,209 --> 00:00:39,913
You want me to do what with this?
2
00:00:39,936 --> 00:00:42,709
You heard what I said.
3
00:00:42,732 --> 00:00:43,871
Don't defy me.
4
00:00:44,837 --> 00:00:47,771
Just do... as I say.
5
00:00:48,910 --> 00:00:50,648
Yes, madam, it's just that...
6
00:00:50,671 --> 00:00:52,926
Stop complaining.
7
00:00:52,949 --> 00:00:56,343
You want to keep the position
I have given you here,
8
00:00:56,366 --> 00:00:59,657
then you have to
prove your worth.
9
00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:01,693
Okay, I just don't understand
10
00:01:01,716 --> 00:01:04,075
how this is going to help us find her.
11
00:01:04,098 --> 00:01:05,732
I mean, he doesn't know anything.
12
00:01:05,755 --> 00:01:08,079
It's much more than that.
13
00:01:08,102 --> 00:01:11,979
I can easily find another chair for you.
14
00:01:12,002 --> 00:01:13,360
Can I just say something here?
15
00:01:13,383 --> 00:01:15,834
You have no right to speak.
16
00:01:17,387 --> 00:01:21,874
Besides, you should be grateful.
17
00:01:22,737 --> 00:01:27,328
You get to be my first guest...
18
00:01:28,467 --> 00:01:30,814
Clover.
19
00:01:32,402 --> 00:01:37,027
From now on, this camp is officially...
20
00:01:37,994 --> 00:01:42,930
...open for business.
21
00:02:01,466 --> 00:02:02,340
Ooh.
22
00:02:02,363 --> 00:02:03,134
Whoa!
23
00:02:55,899 --> 00:02:58,224
A longstanding feud that has come to the forefront
24
00:02:58,247 --> 00:03:00,295
of popular discussion in recent months
25
00:03:00,318 --> 00:03:02,089
has escalated dramatically.
26
00:03:02,112 --> 00:03:05,369
Unprovoked violence and riots
have become commonplace.
27
00:03:05,392 --> 00:03:06,991
The world sees a need for change,
28
00:03:07,014 --> 00:03:09,511
but is still unclear on the proper course of action.
29
00:03:09,534 --> 00:03:11,340
President Shump has consistently spoken out
30
00:03:11,363 --> 00:03:13,158
against the segregation
31
00:03:13,262 --> 00:03:15,885
and urged for an increase in unity among our great states.
32
00:03:17,231 --> 00:03:18,554
I'm here with a leading
33
00:03:18,577 --> 00:03:20,729
non-human rights activist, The Wicked One.
34
00:03:20,752 --> 00:03:22,248
Is there anything you'd like to say
35
00:03:22,271 --> 00:03:24,204
about the president's speech last night?
36
00:03:26,033 --> 00:03:28,185
Do you think that our country's hopes rely on
37
00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,762
an openness to compromise on all sides?
38
00:03:33,730 --> 00:03:35,709
As you can see, this is a very serious issue...
39
00:03:35,732 --> 00:03:37,769
Fuck her right in the pussy!
40
00:04:27,439 --> 00:04:28,440
Oh.
41
00:04:29,476 --> 00:04:31,213
Stan!
Jesus!
42
00:04:31,236 --> 00:04:32,732
Nick!
43
00:04:32,755 --> 00:04:36,598
Is it so hard to say, excuse me, Dr. Cole, occasionally?
44
00:04:36,621 --> 00:04:39,842
I mean, what, did somebody piss on your shirt?
45
00:04:39,865 --> 00:04:41,396
No, no, look, okay,
my fiancee and I,
46
00:04:41,419 --> 00:04:42,983
we've been having a couple of problems lately,
47
00:04:43,006 --> 00:04:45,607
and she thinks that I'm hiding something from her, which...
48
00:04:45,630 --> 00:04:47,367
Well, you're cheating on her, right?
49
00:04:47,390 --> 00:04:48,575
No, I would never do that.
50
00:04:48,598 --> 00:04:49,507
I love her.
51
00:04:49,530 --> 00:04:51,060
All right, what
do you want from me?
52
00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:52,993
Okay, so, I've had a
lot on my mind recently,
53
00:04:53,016 --> 00:04:55,133
and I accidentally scheduled
an AA meeting tonight
54
00:04:55,156 --> 00:04:57,446
that I can't make.
55
00:04:57,469 --> 00:04:58,378
You...
56
00:04:58,401 --> 00:04:59,517
You gotta cover it for me.
57
00:04:59,540 --> 00:05:01,208
Oh.
They're really good people!
58
00:05:01,231 --> 00:05:02,486
You could really,
really help them,
59
00:05:02,509 --> 00:05:04,039
and you might even
learn something.
60
00:05:04,062 --> 00:05:05,316
Oh, I know plenty.
61
00:05:05,339 --> 00:05:06,766
Okay, look, I'm
sorry, I'm sorry.
62
00:05:06,789 --> 00:05:10,528
I'm sorry, look, I can't
risk going to this meeting.
63
00:05:10,551 --> 00:05:13,600
Look, if you cover this for me,
64
00:05:13,623 --> 00:05:15,499
I'll cover your
meetings for a week.
65
00:05:15,522 --> 00:05:17,224
A week?
A week.
66
00:05:17,247 --> 00:05:19,848
You can catch a lot
of fish in a week.
67
00:05:19,871 --> 00:05:21,505
Well, it has been a while.
68
00:05:21,528 --> 00:05:22,368
Oh, thank you so much.
69
00:05:22,391 --> 00:05:23,886
Thank you so, so much.
70
00:05:23,909 --> 00:05:25,060
Just so you know, it's kind
of a weird group of people,
71
00:05:25,083 --> 00:05:26,095
so it's not actually here.
72
00:05:26,118 --> 00:05:27,269
What, what, what, what?!
73
00:05:27,292 --> 00:05:28,477
No, it's fine!
74
00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:30,790
It's 8:15, Hopkins Hall,
I'll text you the address.
75
00:05:30,813 --> 00:05:32,309
You'll be wonderful,
you'll be fine!
76
00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:33,379
I love you!
77
00:05:33,402 --> 00:05:34,587
You'll be great!
78
00:05:34,610 --> 00:05:35,438
Beautiful!
79
00:05:52,490 --> 00:05:55,193
Excuse me, you know
where the AA meeting is?
80
00:05:55,216 --> 00:05:56,747
You one of them?
81
00:05:56,770 --> 00:05:59,807
The basement's the right
place for your type.
82
00:06:01,947 --> 00:06:05,848
You know, prohibition
ended in the '30s, pal.
83
00:06:32,633 --> 00:06:33,462
Hi.
84
00:06:34,739 --> 00:06:36,649
And you are Mister...
85
00:06:36,672 --> 00:06:37,500
Johnny.
86
00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:39,410
Johnny.
87
00:06:39,433 --> 00:06:40,365
Hi, Johnny.
88
00:06:41,470 --> 00:06:42,620
Who are you?
89
00:06:42,643 --> 00:06:43,966
Oh, well, I'm glad you asked.
90
00:06:43,989 --> 00:06:47,337
Everybody, would you
please take a seat?
91
00:06:49,443 --> 00:06:50,237
Hi, I'm...
92
00:06:52,481 --> 00:06:54,287
Yeah, anywhere,
just sit anywhere.
93
00:06:54,310 --> 00:06:58,245
I'm Dr. Stanley Cole,
and I am an alcoholic.
94
00:06:59,557 --> 00:07:02,387
Hello, Dr. Cole
Hello, Dr. Stanley Cole.
95
00:07:03,837 --> 00:07:06,472
I am substituting for Mr. Lane
96
00:07:06,495 --> 00:07:08,704
who has a family emergency.
97
00:07:11,327 --> 00:07:13,651
Why don't we go around
and introduce ourselves?
98
00:07:13,674 --> 00:07:16,102
You know Johnny, and...
99
00:07:16,125 --> 00:07:17,275
I'm Catherine.
100
00:07:17,298 --> 00:07:18,299
Catherine.
101
00:07:20,750 --> 00:07:21,866
Timothy.
102
00:07:21,889 --> 00:07:22,798
Nice to meet you.
103
00:07:22,821 --> 00:07:24,444
Could you speak up, please?
104
00:07:25,134 --> 00:07:25,974
Tim.
105
00:07:25,997 --> 00:07:27,113
His name's Tim.
106
00:07:27,136 --> 00:07:28,563
Thanks, Dave.
107
00:07:28,586 --> 00:07:30,277
Higgins, Dave.
108
00:07:31,658 --> 00:07:33,084
Hi, I'm new.
109
00:07:33,107 --> 00:07:36,007
I'm Ted, it's my
first time here.
110
00:07:36,663 --> 00:07:37,917
I'm Anne.
111
00:07:37,940 --> 00:07:38,918
Annie.
112
00:07:38,941 --> 00:07:40,264
Anne Marie.
113
00:07:40,287 --> 00:07:42,531
Whichever you'd prefer.
114
00:07:43,014 --> 00:07:44,371
Annie.
115
00:07:44,394 --> 00:07:45,395
I'm Bella.
116
00:07:47,708 --> 00:07:50,067
I bet you have a lovely smile.
117
00:07:50,090 --> 00:07:52,449
Could you show me your teeth?
118
00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:55,060
Always with the teeth, Bella.
119
00:07:56,545 --> 00:07:57,730
Okay.
120
00:07:57,753 --> 00:07:59,870
I don't know how we
work the program here,
121
00:07:59,893 --> 00:08:00,687
but um...
122
00:08:01,964 --> 00:08:03,448
...just start the sharing?
123
00:08:04,725 --> 00:08:06,635
Anybody have a burning desire,
124
00:08:06,658 --> 00:08:08,810
something that might have
took them off the rails
125
00:08:08,833 --> 00:08:10,351
a little bit this week?
126
00:08:11,007 --> 00:08:12,250
Yes, Catherine.
127
00:08:14,977 --> 00:08:17,128
I was tempted at the
supermarket the other day.
128
00:08:20,983 --> 00:08:22,962
I was in the frozen
food section,
129
00:08:22,985 --> 00:08:26,920
checking out the TV
dinners, when there he was.
130
00:08:28,473 --> 00:08:31,315
It was so adorable how he climbed
to the top of the fridge,
131
00:08:31,338 --> 00:08:33,973
with his sexy red
beard, cute freckles,
132
00:08:33,996 --> 00:08:38,241
great style, and this
perfect little ass.
133
00:08:39,208 --> 00:08:40,566
Ooh, that's what I like to hear.
134
00:08:40,589 --> 00:08:41,946
Tell me more about that
perfect little ass.
135
00:08:41,969 --> 00:08:43,810
Oh, my gosh, it was amazing.
136
00:08:43,833 --> 00:08:47,020
Yeah, you crosstalk here?
137
00:08:47,043 --> 00:08:47,849
Yeah.
138
00:08:47,872 --> 00:08:49,057
Oh, okay.
139
00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:49,908
Go on.
140
00:08:51,082 --> 00:08:53,510
Anyway, just as he
reached the six-pack,
141
00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:54,959
he lost his balance.
142
00:08:57,295 --> 00:08:59,067
I mean, I don't
know how he did it,
143
00:08:59,090 --> 00:09:02,369
but somehow he managed
to save the beer.
144
00:09:06,615 --> 00:09:08,076
I felt bad for not helping him,
145
00:09:08,099 --> 00:09:11,999
but I knew I couldn't
'cause I'd be too tempted.
146
00:09:13,276 --> 00:09:15,324
Well, thank you for sharing.
147
00:09:15,347 --> 00:09:16,348
I'm Irish.
148
00:09:24,633 --> 00:09:25,668
Uh?
149
00:09:27,601 --> 00:09:28,510
Timmy.
150
00:09:28,533 --> 00:09:32,710
Timmy, anything you wanna say?
151
00:09:34,919 --> 00:09:37,519
You know, someone
once said to me,
152
00:09:37,542 --> 00:09:39,659
you know, don't wait till you
know what you're talking about
153
00:09:39,682 --> 00:09:44,664
before you open your mouth, or
you'll never get the program.
154
00:09:44,687 --> 00:09:46,758
You, anything, Tim.
155
00:09:51,694 --> 00:09:54,501
I can't get her outta my mind.
156
00:09:54,524 --> 00:09:55,525
Her or it?
157
00:09:58,287 --> 00:10:00,461
Are you working the steps?
158
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,235
What step are you on?
159
00:10:04,258 --> 00:10:06,030
The fourth.
160
00:10:06,053 --> 00:10:09,482
That's usually where
I get my best angle.
161
00:10:09,505 --> 00:10:11,173
What, I don't understand.
162
00:10:11,196 --> 00:10:13,371
You're drinking on a step?
163
00:10:14,510 --> 00:10:16,098
I'm watching her.
164
00:10:50,719 --> 00:10:55,045
Thinking of her, loving
her, cherishing her,
165
00:10:55,068 --> 00:10:57,047
I masturbate a little bit,
166
00:10:57,070 --> 00:11:00,844
imagining our lives together,
what our kids would look like,
167
00:11:00,867 --> 00:11:02,431
I masturbate some more.
168
00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:04,848
Oh, this might not
be the right meeting
169
00:11:04,871 --> 00:11:07,367
for you to cover that.
170
00:11:07,390 --> 00:11:09,024
Oh, no, no, no,
he's in the right one.
171
00:11:09,047 --> 00:11:10,508
Now, let me finish.
172
00:11:10,531 --> 00:11:11,820
Er, I mean, him finish.
173
00:11:11,843 --> 00:11:15,467
Could you go back to the
masturbating part again?
174
00:11:16,814 --> 00:11:18,585
She's weird.
175
00:11:18,608 --> 00:11:20,760
Parents are probably weird too.
176
00:11:20,783 --> 00:11:22,785
Maybe they get in on it?
177
00:12:22,051 --> 00:12:23,225
Okay.
178
00:12:25,261 --> 00:12:27,965
Oh, sorry.
179
00:12:27,988 --> 00:12:28,817
Just...
180
00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:35,041
Oh, why don't we take this moment
for the seventh tradition.
181
00:12:35,064 --> 00:12:37,354
Just pass the hat, would you?
182
00:12:37,377 --> 00:12:39,206
And I gotta take this.
183
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,905
What the hell have you
gotten me into here?
184
00:12:50,908 --> 00:12:52,818
What, you got
something in your ass,
185
00:12:52,841 --> 00:12:55,153
and she finds it attractive?
186
00:12:58,605 --> 00:12:59,825
Well, I don't know.
187
00:12:59,848 --> 00:13:03,760
I mean, if, you know,
it's all right with you,
188
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:07,211
in the long run, I don't know,
maybe go for it, I guess.
189
00:13:07,234 --> 00:13:08,557
What? I can't hear you.
190
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,111
You're breaking up here.
191
00:13:10,134 --> 00:13:12,412
Let me call you right back.
192
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,016
Okay, who's next?
193
00:13:31,224 --> 00:13:33,065
Well...
Alright.
194
00:13:33,088 --> 00:13:36,620
Story you've all
been waiting for...
195
00:13:36,643 --> 00:13:37,863
Mine.
196
00:13:37,886 --> 00:13:39,174
It all started when I was a kid
197
00:13:39,197 --> 00:13:41,798
and I lost my first tooth.
198
00:14:03,118 --> 00:14:06,259
And then I fell asleep until...
199
00:14:14,129 --> 00:14:16,303
Go to sleep, little one.
200
00:14:27,487 --> 00:14:28,315
Shh.
201
00:14:50,993 --> 00:14:53,041
You wouldn't believe
the stiffy I had.
202
00:14:53,064 --> 00:14:54,629
Oh.
203
00:14:54,652 --> 00:14:55,837
Weren't you nine?
204
00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:57,011
Yeah.
205
00:14:57,034 --> 00:14:57,897
Inches.
206
00:14:59,415 --> 00:15:03,350
Oh, that's right, I forgot,
you like them small.
207
00:15:04,524 --> 00:15:07,734
Anyway, back to the
feature presentation.
208
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,817
At this point, I had
lost all the teeth
209
00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:13,441
that I was gonna lose, and I
hadn't even been able to catch
210
00:15:13,464 --> 00:15:15,961
a single glimpse of her
elusive beauty again,
211
00:15:15,984 --> 00:15:18,193
so I started scheming.
212
00:15:25,407 --> 00:15:28,283
As you can see, that
plan fell through.
213
00:15:28,306 --> 00:15:32,069
I tried again, only this
time, more recently.
214
00:15:40,353 --> 00:15:41,181
Three.
215
00:15:42,872 --> 00:15:43,701
Two.
216
00:15:45,565 --> 00:15:46,393
One.
217
00:15:50,052 --> 00:15:51,502
Oh, yeah!
218
00:15:56,714 --> 00:15:59,866
You pulled out
your two front teeth?
219
00:15:59,889 --> 00:16:04,733
I mean, you got rid of
your two most visible teeth
220
00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:09,761
in order to make somebody
who likes teeth like you?
221
00:16:11,039 --> 00:16:14,145
It's kinda dysfunctional,
don't you think?
222
00:16:17,459 --> 00:16:19,645
So using that tooth as bait,
223
00:16:19,668 --> 00:16:21,302
I set the ultimate fairy trap.
224
00:16:43,726 --> 00:16:46,902
I almost missed my
opportunity when...
225
00:17:12,686 --> 00:17:14,217
My love!
226
00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:15,080
I got you!
227
00:17:15,103 --> 00:17:16,184
I finally got you!
228
00:17:21,626 --> 00:17:23,214
What, my love?
229
00:17:25,872 --> 00:17:26,700
Baby?
230
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:40,335
Think you broke your wand.
231
00:17:41,957 --> 00:17:45,547
Don't worry, the
magic's not in this one.
232
00:17:50,172 --> 00:17:51,070
Oh, shit.
233
00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:55,810
You know there's more
than one Tooth Fairy, Dave.
234
00:17:55,833 --> 00:17:57,294
No, there isn't!
235
00:17:57,317 --> 00:18:00,125
Everyone says the Tooth
Fairy, not a Tooth Fairy,
236
00:18:00,148 --> 00:18:01,367
so why don't you shut up
237
00:18:01,390 --> 00:18:04,531
and learn how to speak
English, you dry humper.
238
00:18:05,705 --> 00:18:08,190
Bella, what brings you here?
239
00:18:10,468 --> 00:18:12,206
Vampires.
240
00:18:12,229 --> 00:18:14,070
They really make my blood boil.
241
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:18,856
Ghosts give me goosebumps,
and I give them goose humps.
242
00:18:45,745 --> 00:18:47,172
Hold on.
243
00:18:47,195 --> 00:18:49,864
I didn't even know
this was a problem.
244
00:18:49,887 --> 00:18:51,797
Neither did I.
245
00:18:51,820 --> 00:18:53,212
Maybe if I would've known,
246
00:18:53,235 --> 00:18:56,181
I could've gotten my brother
the proper treatment.
247
00:18:56,204 --> 00:18:57,941
Treatment?
248
00:18:57,964 --> 00:18:59,839
That's why I'm here,
249
00:18:59,862 --> 00:19:03,280
to share his story and
help whoever I can.
250
00:19:05,351 --> 00:19:07,364
You see, my brother's obsession
251
00:19:07,387 --> 00:19:09,907
turned out to be his downfall.
252
00:19:11,357 --> 00:19:15,027
Ned was the kinda guy who
was fascinated by nature.
253
00:19:15,050 --> 00:19:18,260
He loved everything
and anything in it...
254
00:19:19,227 --> 00:19:21,620
...animals in particular.
255
00:19:21,643 --> 00:19:23,449
There was only one thing
256
00:19:23,472 --> 00:19:26,245
that my brother Ned
loved more than his pets,
257
00:19:26,268 --> 00:19:30,790
and that was their ability
to grow hair, lots of hair.
258
00:19:34,242 --> 00:19:39,212
Ned was bald, very bald, like
all over everywhere bald.
259
00:19:42,077 --> 00:19:46,576
His envy of hair developed
into an unhealthy attraction.
260
00:19:46,599 --> 00:19:49,671
That's why his most
prized possession...
261
00:19:51,051 --> 00:19:53,859
was the hairiest of them all.
262
00:20:03,857 --> 00:20:04,686
Hush.
263
00:20:05,825 --> 00:20:08,391
Hush, my love, relax.
264
00:20:08,414 --> 00:20:09,944
Relax, my love.
265
00:20:12,521 --> 00:20:15,973
I want this time to
be really meaningful.
266
00:20:17,112 --> 00:20:20,288
I want you to be
able to touch me...
267
00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:24,326
as I touch you,
268
00:20:25,983 --> 00:20:27,502
to feel me,
269
00:20:29,987 --> 00:20:31,540
to know me,
270
00:20:35,682 --> 00:20:37,443
to be inside me.
271
00:20:42,931 --> 00:20:47,867
Now, why don't you show
me the missing link?
272
00:20:54,632 --> 00:20:55,840
Oh, yes!
273
00:20:56,358 --> 00:20:57,186
Yes!
274
00:21:05,678 --> 00:21:08,899
♪ I'll be buried in the chains
275
00:21:08,922 --> 00:21:11,419
♪ Buried in the chains of love
276
00:21:11,442 --> 00:21:15,630
♪ I'll be forever
buried in the chains ♪
277
00:21:15,653 --> 00:21:18,081
♪ Buried in the chains of love
278
00:21:18,104 --> 00:21:21,912
♪ And I can't stand the face
279
00:21:21,935 --> 00:21:25,261
♪ That I see in my reflection
280
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,539
♪ And I'm buried in the chains
281
00:21:27,562 --> 00:21:32,567
♪ Buried in the chains of love
282
00:21:33,947 --> 00:21:37,273
♪ Oh
283
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,413
♪ Oh
284
00:21:39,436 --> 00:21:40,690
♪ Buried in the chains
285
00:21:40,713 --> 00:21:45,718
♪ Buried in the chains of love
286
00:21:47,513 --> 00:21:50,872
♪ Oh
287
00:21:50,895 --> 00:21:52,587
♪ Oh
288
00:22:05,945 --> 00:22:10,674
We are not meant to be with
these creatures in this way.
289
00:22:11,537 --> 00:22:13,746
They deserve to be respected.
290
00:22:14,954 --> 00:22:17,577
They do not exist
to be our slaves,
291
00:22:19,234 --> 00:22:22,030
so please, I urge
you all to stop.
292
00:22:23,859 --> 00:22:25,447
This is a sickness.
293
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:32,109
If you obsess over them,
it'll only ruin your lives.
294
00:22:36,216 --> 00:22:39,530
Don't let my brother's
death be in vain.
295
00:22:40,531 --> 00:22:43,062
I think Ted has a point.
296
00:22:43,085 --> 00:22:46,744
I mean, there are plenty
of fish in the sea.
297
00:22:48,021 --> 00:22:50,518
And you can't force love.
298
00:22:50,541 --> 00:22:51,899
I mean, I think that's a lesson
299
00:22:51,922 --> 00:22:55,420
that we could all take
from this, don't you?
300
00:22:55,443 --> 00:22:56,236
Hey!
301
00:22:57,514 --> 00:22:58,825
Fuck face!
302
00:23:00,033 --> 00:23:01,426
What, excuse me?
303
00:23:01,449 --> 00:23:02,634
Fuck face?
304
00:23:02,657 --> 00:23:04,429
Why don't we talk
about my problems?
305
00:23:04,452 --> 00:23:06,396
You don't even
know what they are!
306
00:23:06,419 --> 00:23:09,468
This is my fourth session and
I've only mentioned my name.
307
00:23:09,491 --> 00:23:11,159
Okay, well, calm down, Annie...
308
00:23:11,182 --> 00:23:12,011
No.
309
00:23:12,908 --> 00:23:13,737
It's Anne.
310
00:23:15,324 --> 00:23:16,751
Okay, Anne.
311
00:23:16,774 --> 00:23:18,235
What's your problem?
312
00:23:18,258 --> 00:23:19,892
What's my problem?
313
00:23:19,915 --> 00:23:21,089
I'll show you.
314
00:23:21,986 --> 00:23:22,815
This...
315
00:23:23,781 --> 00:23:25,484
...is my problem.
316
00:23:27,026 --> 00:23:28,211
Oh, yeah.
317
00:23:28,234 --> 00:23:29,960
Now we're in session.
318
00:23:41,765 --> 00:23:44,526
This is my problem.
319
00:24:26,637 --> 00:24:30,169
Who dares awaken
me from my slumber?
320
00:24:30,192 --> 00:24:30,998
You!
321
00:24:31,021 --> 00:24:31,826
Oh, no, shit.
322
00:24:31,849 --> 00:24:32,896
Oh, shit.
323
00:24:32,919 --> 00:24:34,760
No, no, you don't want me,
324
00:24:34,783 --> 00:24:37,832
you want Night of
the Living Dead.
325
00:24:37,855 --> 00:24:38,684
He's really fucked up.
326
00:24:40,271 --> 00:24:41,077
Yeah.
327
00:24:41,100 --> 00:24:41,928
You!
328
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:47,796
Who did that?!
329
00:24:48,417 --> 00:24:49,603
Who did that?!
330
00:24:49,626 --> 00:24:51,501
Aw, it's you again, Annie.
331
00:24:51,524 --> 00:24:52,778
It's been three years!
332
00:24:52,801 --> 00:24:54,228
Three years!
333
00:24:54,251 --> 00:24:57,956
Have you ever spent
three years in a teapot?!
334
00:24:57,979 --> 00:25:00,130
Why you being so mean to me?
335
00:25:00,153 --> 00:25:02,547
You keep pulling me in
and out of this thing.
336
00:25:02,570 --> 00:25:04,997
Can you please put me
back in a big lamp?
337
00:25:05,020 --> 00:25:07,172
I mean, I've been
good, haven't I?
338
00:25:07,195 --> 00:25:10,624
I think I know what my
last wish is going to be.
339
00:25:10,647 --> 00:25:12,177
What is that?
340
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:15,962
I can't keep you bottled
up if you don't wanna be.
341
00:25:19,483 --> 00:25:20,898
I wish...
342
00:25:22,762 --> 00:25:25,731
I wish for you to be free.
343
00:25:39,572 --> 00:25:40,999
Is that it?
344
00:25:41,022 --> 00:25:43,139
Did you have your fingers
crossed or something?
345
00:25:43,162 --> 00:25:45,555
I mean, what is this,
some kind of a big joke?
346
00:25:45,578 --> 00:25:47,281
No, I think we're free.
347
00:25:47,304 --> 00:25:48,109
We?
348
00:25:48,132 --> 00:25:49,317
We, bitch?
349
00:25:49,340 --> 00:25:50,871
You've been out here
waltzing around,
350
00:25:50,894 --> 00:25:53,034
I've been in that damn lamp.
351
00:25:53,241 --> 00:25:53,897
Okay.
352
00:25:55,761 --> 00:25:58,844
I think that's all the
time we have for today.
353
00:25:58,867 --> 00:26:02,043
I think we had some
good breakthroughs.
354
00:26:03,527 --> 00:26:07,232
Mr. Lane will be in next week
or next month or whenever,
355
00:26:07,255 --> 00:26:10,430
and I'll try to stop
by and say hello.
356
00:26:11,811 --> 00:26:12,640
Okay.
357
00:26:26,515 --> 00:26:27,758
Good meeting.
358
00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:50,436
Hmm.
359
00:27:10,352 --> 00:27:12,423
Honey, I'm home!
360
00:27:35,792 --> 00:27:38,484
Hope you're nice and wet for me!
361
00:27:44,386 --> 00:27:48,091
You wouldn't believe the
meeting I came from tonight.
362
00:27:48,114 --> 00:27:51,370
There's some real
lunatics in that place.
363
00:27:53,533 --> 00:27:54,949
But I don't care.
364
00:27:55,984 --> 00:27:58,331
I've come to see my Bubbles.
365
00:27:59,298 --> 00:28:00,932
My little Bubbles.
366
00:28:03,543 --> 00:28:04,729
How rude of me.
367
00:28:04,752 --> 00:28:06,731
Here, you want some?
368
00:28:06,754 --> 00:28:08,997
Can we play hunt for clams?
369
00:28:09,964 --> 00:28:12,035
You don't like that game?
370
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:25,980
Maybe I should consider
moving you to the pool.
371
00:28:49,624 --> 00:28:53,191
I just don't understand
why you had to help him.
372
00:28:53,214 --> 00:28:54,744
Well, he needed the help.
373
00:28:54,767 --> 00:28:57,505
I mean, by the time he was
washing his hands in the urinal
374
00:28:57,528 --> 00:28:59,542
which was when I figured
out that he was gone.
375
00:28:59,565 --> 00:29:01,717
I made sure that
he got home okay.
376
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:02,775
Safety first.
377
00:29:05,053 --> 00:29:06,376
Why won't you believe me?
378
00:29:06,399 --> 00:29:08,378
I do believe you.
379
00:29:08,401 --> 00:29:13,211
But you always go too far
outta your way to help people.
380
00:29:13,234 --> 00:29:15,178
Yeah, it's the
right thing to do.
381
00:29:15,201 --> 00:29:17,836
Well, you're
better than me, babe.
382
00:29:17,859 --> 00:29:19,355
That's why I love you.
383
00:29:19,378 --> 00:29:21,552
That is the only reason.
384
00:29:22,830 --> 00:29:24,360
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, mm-hm.
385
00:29:25,833 --> 00:29:26,730
I love you.
386
00:29:30,354 --> 00:29:31,816
By the way, thank you for lunch
387
00:29:31,839 --> 00:29:34,301
and getting me out of eating
the food that they have here.
388
00:29:34,324 --> 00:29:35,820
Speaking of which,
389
00:29:35,843 --> 00:29:39,478
I have a wonderful dinner
planned for this evening.
390
00:29:39,501 --> 00:29:40,548
Mm.
391
00:29:40,571 --> 00:29:41,676
I can't wait.
392
00:29:44,127 --> 00:29:45,208
Oh!
393
00:29:45,231 --> 00:29:46,451
Can it wait?!
394
00:29:46,474 --> 00:29:47,797
What?!
I can't make it tonight.
395
00:29:47,820 --> 00:29:48,867
Why?!
I have to work.
396
00:29:48,890 --> 00:29:50,558
I'm gonna be here all night.
397
00:29:50,581 --> 00:29:51,582
All night?
398
00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:55,046
What do they need you
to do here all night?
399
00:29:55,069 --> 00:29:56,426
Honey, I told you,
I am trying to do
400
00:29:56,449 --> 00:29:58,290
as much work as I possibly can.
401
00:29:58,313 --> 00:30:01,052
You keep disappearing
for no reason.
402
00:30:01,075 --> 00:30:02,847
I don't like it when I
wake up in the morning
403
00:30:02,870 --> 00:30:04,400
and you're still not home.
404
00:30:04,423 --> 00:30:06,126
Honey, I do not do this
every single night, okay?
405
00:30:06,149 --> 00:30:07,472
This is a once in a while thing.
406
00:30:07,495 --> 00:30:08,887
I'm trying to pay
for our honeymoon.
407
00:30:08,910 --> 00:30:10,268
It's gonna cost us a fortune.
408
00:30:10,291 --> 00:30:11,890
Okay.
409
00:30:11,913 --> 00:30:14,893
Nick, you know how I
feel about infidelity,
410
00:30:14,916 --> 00:30:16,101
so if there's someone else,
411
00:30:16,124 --> 00:30:18,103
you need to just
say that right now.
412
00:30:18,126 --> 00:30:19,093
Alyssa...
413
00:30:19,783 --> 00:30:21,302
No.
414
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:25,030
Alyssa, no.
415
00:30:25,789 --> 00:30:27,791
There is no one else.
416
00:30:31,484 --> 00:30:34,280
Then be with me tonight.
417
00:30:39,734 --> 00:30:41,046
I can't.
418
00:30:45,878 --> 00:30:50,572
Well, I sure as hell can't
marry someone I don't trust.
419
00:30:53,506 --> 00:30:55,060
Enjoy your night.
420
00:30:56,406 --> 00:30:57,717
Alyssa.
421
00:31:15,321 --> 00:31:16,150
Oh.
422
00:31:17,358 --> 00:31:20,441
♪ I can bring you back to life
423
00:31:20,464 --> 00:31:23,617
♪ I can bring you back to life
424
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:27,241
♪ I can bring you back to life
425
00:31:27,264 --> 00:31:28,093
No.
426
00:31:29,094 --> 00:31:29,922
No.
427
00:31:40,968 --> 00:31:41,796
Come on.
428
00:31:42,279 --> 00:31:42,728
Come on.
429
00:31:43,832 --> 00:31:44,362
Not tonight.
430
00:31:44,385 --> 00:31:44,833
Come on.
431
00:31:47,043 --> 00:31:47,871
Dammit.
432
00:31:52,427 --> 00:31:53,785
Come on, Falcon.
433
00:31:53,808 --> 00:31:56,236
Come on.
434
00:32:01,747 --> 00:32:03,059
Oh, God.
435
00:32:07,166 --> 00:32:08,996
This'll work.
436
00:32:11,239 --> 00:32:12,758
That should do it.
437
00:32:20,490 --> 00:32:21,986
Come on.
438
00:32:22,009 --> 00:32:25,403
Please, God, if you start this
car, I will love you forever.
439
00:32:28,463 --> 00:32:29,303
Fuck you, God!
440
00:32:29,326 --> 00:32:30,304
Fuck you!
441
00:32:30,327 --> 00:32:31,604
Son of a bitch!
442
00:32:34,814 --> 00:32:38,887
♪ Sit on my
hand, play a little sin spin ♪
443
00:32:46,723 --> 00:32:48,035
Oh, Jesus.
444
00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:51,532
You need a hand, stranger?
445
00:32:51,555 --> 00:32:55,157
Or if it's a big problem,
you need two hands?
446
00:32:56,491 --> 00:32:58,194
No, I'm sorry, I'm good.
447
00:32:58,217 --> 00:32:59,816
You scared the shit outta me.
448
00:32:59,839 --> 00:33:01,646
Ah, it's quite alright,
it's quite alright.
449
00:33:01,669 --> 00:33:03,130
Let me just take a
deep look inside.
450
00:33:03,153 --> 00:33:05,788
Sometimes, you have to get
real close to the base.
451
00:33:05,811 --> 00:33:07,307
Here we go, one, two, three.
452
00:33:07,330 --> 00:33:08,538
Ooohhh!
453
00:33:09,125 --> 00:33:10,724
Ooohhh. Whoa.
454
00:33:10,747 --> 00:33:11,759
Okay.
455
00:33:11,782 --> 00:33:12,611
Hm.
456
00:33:14,061 --> 00:33:15,280
Yeah!
457
00:33:15,303 --> 00:33:17,696
There's a lot going on in here!
458
00:33:17,719 --> 00:33:18,893
Lots of stuff.
459
00:33:19,790 --> 00:33:22,046
Is this the new V7?
460
00:33:22,069 --> 00:33:23,771
It's a beaut!
461
00:33:23,794 --> 00:33:24,600
Yeah.
462
00:33:24,623 --> 00:33:26,015
What do you see?
463
00:33:26,038 --> 00:33:26,866
Oh, man.
464
00:33:27,798 --> 00:33:30,330
Nice to meet ya!
465
00:33:30,353 --> 00:33:31,526
Name's Finbar.
466
00:33:33,839 --> 00:33:36,566
But only my friends
call me that.
467
00:33:40,742 --> 00:33:42,238
Oh!
468
00:33:42,261 --> 00:33:43,688
Ah!
469
00:33:43,711 --> 00:33:45,437
Here is your problem.
470
00:33:47,197 --> 00:33:48,026
Yeah!
471
00:33:49,475 --> 00:33:52,110
Looks like you were using
the wrong stick of gum.
472
00:33:52,133 --> 00:33:54,480
Hm.
473
00:33:57,587 --> 00:33:58,944
Hm.
474
00:33:58,967 --> 00:34:00,394
Not sticky enough.
475
00:34:00,417 --> 00:34:01,637
No worries!
476
00:34:01,660 --> 00:34:03,328
I can give you a ride.
477
00:34:03,351 --> 00:34:06,159
You like to sing in the car?
478
00:34:06,182 --> 00:34:10,945
Truck's a little bumpy, but
it feels nice on your heinie!
479
00:34:16,123 --> 00:34:16,951
Yeah.
480
00:34:18,090 --> 00:34:19,689
Yeah.
481
00:34:19,712 --> 00:34:22,209
Hmmm.
482
00:34:22,232 --> 00:34:23,417
Mm.
483
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:24,786
That's not okay.
484
00:34:26,202 --> 00:34:27,375
Hmm.
485
00:34:30,792 --> 00:34:32,173
Hmmm.
486
00:34:33,795 --> 00:34:35,188
You know, I'm good.
487
00:34:36,453 --> 00:34:39,571
I'm just gonna, I'll
call someone for help.
488
00:34:39,594 --> 00:34:40,492
You can go.
489
00:34:41,355 --> 00:34:44,128
This green piece of shit.
490
00:34:44,151 --> 00:34:45,715
Hm, what's this?
Mama.
491
00:34:45,738 --> 00:34:46,682
Hm.
492
00:34:52,297 --> 00:34:53,482
I was looking for this.
493
00:34:53,505 --> 00:34:54,724
Yeah, this was nice.
494
00:34:54,747 --> 00:34:56,001
Okay!
495
00:34:56,024 --> 00:34:57,244
I...
You know it's just a wee
496
00:34:57,267 --> 00:35:00,903
bit tight, but you
can sit on my lap.
497
00:35:00,926 --> 00:35:03,031
That shan't be a problem.
498
00:35:04,378 --> 00:35:05,620
I'm good.
499
00:35:06,207 --> 00:35:07,151
I'm good.
500
00:35:07,174 --> 00:35:08,462
I'm just fucking with ya.
501
00:35:08,485 --> 00:35:11,086
You know, tweaking your tits?
502
00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:13,812
You should probably
just come along with me.
503
00:35:13,835 --> 00:35:15,883
It's gonna be a
full moon tonight,
504
00:35:15,906 --> 00:35:18,116
and all the freaks are out.
505
00:35:19,255 --> 00:35:20,532
Yeah, I know.
506
00:35:22,085 --> 00:35:23,063
Just hop on in!
507
00:35:23,086 --> 00:35:24,329
Sit on my face!
508
00:35:26,054 --> 00:35:27,343
Ain't it nice?
509
00:35:27,366 --> 00:35:28,965
Had to flip it over, though.
510
00:35:28,988 --> 00:35:31,658
Wasn't too comfortable with
people sitting on my pee-pee.
511
00:35:31,681 --> 00:35:34,132
I prefer they sit on my face.
512
00:35:35,754 --> 00:35:37,457
I think I can fix it.
513
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:38,872
I think I'm good.
514
00:35:38,895 --> 00:35:39,999
Alrighty!
515
00:35:42,554 --> 00:35:43,727
Suit yourself!
516
00:35:45,108 --> 00:35:47,559
I guess I'll go fuck
myself and be on my way...
517
00:35:49,216 --> 00:35:50,608
'Cause mine's right side up!
518
00:35:50,631 --> 00:35:51,436
Ha ha!
519
00:35:51,459 --> 00:35:52,368
Get it?!
520
00:35:52,391 --> 00:35:54,750
Gets me every time!
521
00:35:54,773 --> 00:35:56,292
Ah, shit!
522
00:35:57,293 --> 00:35:58,156
Ha!
523
00:35:59,502 --> 00:36:02,125
Alright, I'll see you later.
524
00:36:03,299 --> 00:36:04,300
Take care.
525
00:36:05,715 --> 00:36:06,658
Yeah!
526
00:36:07,544 --> 00:36:08,373
Yes, baby!
527
00:36:09,270 --> 00:36:10,593
Woo-hoo!
528
00:36:10,616 --> 00:36:14,689
♪ Let me do the Finger
Dance ♪
529
00:36:58,008 --> 00:36:58,837
Hello?
530
00:37:02,150 --> 00:37:03,738
Is anyone in there?
531
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:07,328
Hello?
532
00:37:08,709 --> 00:37:11,470
Hey, sorry, I'm just
having a little car trouble.
533
00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:15,658
Well, why didn't
you say so, friend?
534
00:37:15,681 --> 00:37:20,525
I'm Andy of Andy's Abominable
Snow Cones, and you are?
535
00:37:20,548 --> 00:37:22,458
I'm Nick, it's a
pleasure to meet you.
536
00:37:22,481 --> 00:37:25,599
No, it's a pleasure
to meet you, friend.
537
00:37:25,622 --> 00:37:28,188
What seems to be the problem?
538
00:37:28,211 --> 00:37:30,017
I actually don't know, but
if you can give me a hand,
539
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:31,295
I could totally pay you.
540
00:37:31,318 --> 00:37:32,365
Pay me?!
541
00:37:32,388 --> 00:37:33,538
Nonsense!
542
00:37:33,561 --> 00:37:35,506
I'd be glad to help.
543
00:37:35,529 --> 00:37:37,013
We're friends.
544
00:37:38,325 --> 00:37:39,498
Snow cone?
545
00:37:41,638 --> 00:37:42,823
No, I'm good.
546
00:37:42,846 --> 00:37:44,998
I'm actually in a
little bit of a rush.
547
00:37:45,021 --> 00:37:48,312
Not a problem, not a problem.
548
00:37:48,335 --> 00:37:49,405
I understand.
549
00:37:56,412 --> 00:38:01,348
You see, us snowmen have
been mechanics for centuries.
550
00:38:02,763 --> 00:38:04,949
Dipstick Depot, that's
my brother Ricky's place,
551
00:38:04,972 --> 00:38:09,540
and Lube Palace over on 8th,
that's my cousin Freddy's,
552
00:38:09,563 --> 00:38:12,612
and RJ's Rimjobs,
that's my Uncle Bobby's,
553
00:38:12,635 --> 00:38:15,200
so I kinda got a feel
for these things.
554
00:38:15,223 --> 00:38:16,052
Snow cone?
555
00:38:16,984 --> 00:38:17,812
No.
556
00:38:21,402 --> 00:38:24,727
Well, you see, your problem
here is this thing is shot.
557
00:38:24,750 --> 00:38:25,659
You looked so quick.
558
00:38:25,682 --> 00:38:27,143
How did you see anything?
559
00:38:27,166 --> 00:38:28,524
Well, that's the other thing
560
00:38:28,547 --> 00:38:32,356
you hu-mans don't know
about us snow-mans,
561
00:38:32,379 --> 00:38:35,186
we have impeccable eyesight.
562
00:38:35,209 --> 00:38:37,015
Except for my
brother-in-law Stan.
563
00:38:37,038 --> 00:38:38,488
He's blind.
564
00:38:41,077 --> 00:38:43,159
So what do I do?
565
00:38:43,182 --> 00:38:46,738
Well, you should
hop in the back,
566
00:38:47,911 --> 00:38:49,304
have all the snow
cones you want,
567
00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:52,571
and I'll take you
where you need to be.
568
00:39:00,130 --> 00:39:02,109
Alright.
Yeah!
569
00:39:02,132 --> 00:39:02,938
Yes!
570
00:39:02,961 --> 00:39:04,284
Yes, yes, yes!
571
00:39:04,307 --> 00:39:05,492
Yes!
572
00:39:05,515 --> 00:39:09,013
We are gonna have so
much fun together!
573
00:39:09,036 --> 00:39:10,865
Okay.
Yeah!
574
00:39:11,487 --> 00:39:12,350
Yes!
575
00:39:25,708 --> 00:39:26,962
Oh, it's good.
576
00:39:26,985 --> 00:39:28,745
Yeah, it's real good.
577
00:39:30,091 --> 00:39:33,106
You know, I'm felling
a little bit woozy.
578
00:39:39,238 --> 00:39:44,243
Nights like this always
make me think about it.
579
00:39:45,452 --> 00:39:47,534
She's fine, Hildie.
580
00:39:47,557 --> 00:39:49,732
I can feel it in my bones.
581
00:39:50,664 --> 00:39:52,815
One day, we will
go get her back.
582
00:39:52,838 --> 00:39:57,233
But right now, you can't lose
focus on what's important.
583
00:39:57,256 --> 00:39:58,994
We'll make them all pay,
584
00:39:59,017 --> 00:40:02,238
even if we have to
do it one by one.
585
00:40:02,261 --> 00:40:04,689
I know the importance
of what we're doing here.
586
00:40:06,887 --> 00:40:08,452
My lady!
587
00:40:08,475 --> 00:40:11,075
Who dares disturb us?
588
00:40:11,098 --> 00:40:12,766
You, oinker!
589
00:40:12,789 --> 00:40:15,459
We've captured another one!
590
00:40:15,482 --> 00:40:17,012
What did I tell you
591
00:40:17,035 --> 00:40:20,498
about barging in here
with useless information?
592
00:40:20,521 --> 00:40:22,086
Yes, I know, sir...
593
00:40:22,109 --> 00:40:24,364
And isn't capturing the humans
594
00:40:24,387 --> 00:40:26,021
what we do everyday?
595
00:40:26,044 --> 00:40:28,472
You seem to be telling
me what I already know.
596
00:40:28,495 --> 00:40:30,370
I know, I know you know, but...
597
00:40:30,393 --> 00:40:33,131
So this little piggy
needs to take his fat ass
598
00:40:33,154 --> 00:40:36,618
back to his post
before I huff and puff
599
00:40:36,641 --> 00:40:38,792
and sell you over
to Boar's Head.
600
00:40:38,815 --> 00:40:41,381
But we found chains!
601
00:40:41,404 --> 00:40:43,866
You found chains?
602
00:40:43,889 --> 00:40:45,799
Monster chains.
603
00:40:45,822 --> 00:40:49,964
He's one of those
monster mashers.
604
00:40:50,862 --> 00:40:51,805
Monster mashers?!
605
00:40:51,828 --> 00:40:53,531
Well, why didn't you say so?!
606
00:40:53,554 --> 00:40:55,844
I've heard enough!
607
00:40:55,867 --> 00:40:57,915
Look into this.
608
00:40:57,938 --> 00:41:00,458
Yes, as you wish.
609
00:41:02,011 --> 00:41:03,978
Bring him to me.
610
00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:13,298
Ahhh.
611
00:41:16,543 --> 00:41:18,625
Oh, where am I?
612
00:41:18,648 --> 00:41:20,547
Nicholas.
613
00:41:24,274 --> 00:41:26,046
Why am I here?
614
00:41:26,069 --> 00:41:27,427
Who are you?
615
00:41:27,450 --> 00:41:28,290
Who am I?
616
00:41:29,556 --> 00:41:33,042
The question isn't
who, but what.
617
00:41:33,870 --> 00:41:34,871
Alright.
618
00:41:36,563 --> 00:41:38,496
What, are you?
619
00:41:39,945 --> 00:41:42,787
When you think
you're alone in the dark,
620
00:41:42,810 --> 00:41:45,169
tucked away safe and sound,
621
00:41:45,192 --> 00:41:48,241
I am the reason you
can't sleep at night.
622
00:41:48,264 --> 00:41:51,969
I'm the one that makes the
hair on your neck stand up,
623
00:41:51,992 --> 00:41:54,212
when your body
begins to stiffen,
624
00:41:54,235 --> 00:41:57,906
and you notice a bump rising
from beneath the sheets.
625
00:41:57,929 --> 00:41:58,723
Wait.
626
00:41:59,827 --> 00:42:01,530
Are you hitting on me?
627
00:42:02,727 --> 00:42:05,039
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
628
00:42:08,422 --> 00:42:11,091
Whoa, why are you
doing this to me?
629
00:42:11,114 --> 00:42:12,576
Do you know that I'm a...
630
00:42:12,599 --> 00:42:14,957
Do I know that
you're a monster masher?
631
00:42:14,980 --> 00:42:17,373
And that you get off
on enslaving our kind
632
00:42:17,396 --> 00:42:20,480
for your own
disgusting pleasures?
633
00:42:20,503 --> 00:42:22,206
Monster masher?
634
00:42:22,229 --> 00:42:23,863
What are you talking about?!
635
00:42:23,886 --> 00:42:27,383
Oh, being coy now, are we?
636
00:42:27,406 --> 00:42:31,767
So, then, what do you
have to say about these?!
637
00:42:31,790 --> 00:42:33,493
I can explain those.
638
00:42:33,516 --> 00:42:35,150
No need to explain.
639
00:42:35,173 --> 00:42:38,153
We have all the
explanation we need.
640
00:42:38,176 --> 00:42:39,603
You are one of the rare bunch
641
00:42:39,626 --> 00:42:42,537
who likes to play with the
goblins' goblets, aren't you?
642
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:45,436
Or perhaps tickle
Peter Piper's pickle?
643
00:42:45,459 --> 00:42:48,301
Or maybe play with
Rumpel's foreskin?
644
00:42:48,324 --> 00:42:51,925
And I'm willing to bet you'd
enjoy giving our friend Andy
645
00:42:51,948 --> 00:42:55,619
some abominable blue
balls to make him suffer!
646
00:42:55,642 --> 00:42:57,793
No, no, no, you
got it all wrong!
647
00:42:57,816 --> 00:42:59,312
Well, now it's time
648
00:42:59,335 --> 00:43:02,004
to make you suffer, Mr. Lane.
649
00:43:02,027 --> 00:43:04,904
I cannot guarantee you'll
enjoy your stay here with us,
650
00:43:04,927 --> 00:43:07,838
but I can promise that
we'll try to make it
651
00:43:07,861 --> 00:43:11,255
as pleasurable as possible.
652
00:43:11,278 --> 00:43:15,224
So let me be the first to
welcome you to Camp Morningwood.
653
00:43:15,247 --> 00:43:16,709
Don't understand.
654
00:43:16,732 --> 00:43:18,745
I'm an AA moderator.
655
00:43:18,768 --> 00:43:21,783
Oh, believe
me, by the end of all this,
656
00:43:21,806 --> 00:43:23,888
you'll wish you were drunk.
657
00:43:23,911 --> 00:43:25,441
Not that kind of AA.
658
00:43:25,464 --> 00:43:26,960
Silence!
659
00:43:26,983 --> 00:43:30,792
One day, you humans will learn
to never disrespect us again!
660
00:43:30,815 --> 00:43:32,276
But until that time,
661
00:43:32,299 --> 00:43:34,934
we shall give you a taste
of your own medicine.
662
00:43:34,957 --> 00:43:35,785
Pig!
663
00:43:36,717 --> 00:43:37,833
Pig!
664
00:43:37,856 --> 00:43:40,307
Bring your fat ass over here.
665
00:43:45,553 --> 00:43:47,809
Oh, give me a break.
666
00:43:47,832 --> 00:43:49,040
Wait here.
667
00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:10,279
9-1-1, what's your emergency?
668
00:44:10,302 --> 00:44:11,349
Hop into your cage.
669
00:44:11,372 --> 00:44:12,661
I'll throw you some lettuce.
670
00:44:12,684 --> 00:44:15,699
Mm, I'll take eight bundles.
671
00:44:15,722 --> 00:44:16,872
You sure you don't
want the bricks?
672
00:44:16,895 --> 00:44:17,977
They're on sale.
673
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:21,083
No, I like the look of the hay.
674
00:44:21,106 --> 00:44:24,052
It's, ahh, more natural.
675
00:44:24,075 --> 00:44:25,709
More bang for your
buck with the bricks.
676
00:44:25,732 --> 00:44:26,917
I'll give you a good deal.
677
00:44:26,940 --> 00:44:30,299
No, no, I got
this under control.
678
00:44:30,322 --> 00:44:31,507
Thank you, Gary.
679
00:44:31,530 --> 00:44:32,957
Alright.
680
00:44:32,980 --> 00:44:35,719
Step up, shy man, I'll be
with you in a second, alright?
681
00:44:35,742 --> 00:44:37,548
So you're telling me
682
00:44:37,571 --> 00:44:39,861
the Abominable
Snowman drugged you
683
00:44:39,884 --> 00:44:43,209
with a grape and watermelon ice?
684
00:44:43,232 --> 00:44:44,417
Yes.
685
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:46,488
You see, I find
that hard to believe.
686
00:44:46,511 --> 00:44:49,146
The Snowman makes the best
grape and watermelon ice
687
00:44:49,169 --> 00:44:50,354
in the whole town.
688
00:44:50,377 --> 00:44:51,976
Are you serious?
689
00:44:51,999 --> 00:44:53,460
I don't have time for this.
690
00:44:53,483 --> 00:44:56,394
Come on, man, I'm the one
who doesn't have time for this.
691
00:44:56,417 --> 00:44:58,880
I mean, he's selling
the ices for 2 dollars!
692
00:44:58,903 --> 00:45:00,295
That's a great deal!
693
00:45:00,318 --> 00:45:02,711
And I don't think too
kindly of you people
694
00:45:02,734 --> 00:45:04,644
coming down on
monsters like this!
695
00:45:04,667 --> 00:45:05,680
It's not right!
696
00:45:05,703 --> 00:45:06,991
I don't hate monsters.
697
00:45:07,014 --> 00:45:08,372
I help monsters.
698
00:45:08,395 --> 00:45:10,236
I hate kidnappers!
699
00:45:10,259 --> 00:45:11,858
You see this guy?
700
00:45:11,881 --> 00:45:14,067
He's a monster!
701
00:45:14,090 --> 00:45:15,954
He's a beast!
702
00:45:16,714 --> 00:45:18,244
Huh?
703
00:45:18,267 --> 00:45:21,661
And he's the nicest guy I know.
704
00:45:21,684 --> 00:45:26,114
Are you kidnapping
any people, Beast?
705
00:45:28,656 --> 00:45:30,014
He said no.
706
00:45:30,037 --> 00:45:31,636
Good day, sir!
707
00:45:31,659 --> 00:45:33,362
No, no, no!
708
00:45:33,385 --> 00:45:34,214
Shit!
709
00:45:36,112 --> 00:45:37,746
Who else can I call?
710
00:45:37,769 --> 00:45:38,574
Oh.
711
00:45:42,532 --> 00:45:45,018
So much nicer than the twigs.
712
00:45:48,331 --> 00:45:50,725
Doc, thank God,
I need your help.
713
00:45:50,748 --> 00:45:53,417
I'm being harassed and
they got me held captive.
714
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:54,268
What?
715
00:45:55,407 --> 00:45:57,662
What, you got
something in your ass
716
00:45:57,685 --> 00:45:59,664
and she finds it attractive?
717
00:45:59,687 --> 00:46:00,458
No!
718
00:46:00,481 --> 00:46:01,736
Well, I don't know.
719
00:46:01,759 --> 00:46:05,670
I mean, if, you know,
it's alright with you,
720
00:46:05,693 --> 00:46:08,673
in the long run, I don't know,
maybe go for it, I guess.
721
00:46:08,696 --> 00:46:10,779
What are you saying?
I need your help!
722
00:46:10,802 --> 00:46:12,022
What? I can't hear you.
723
00:46:12,045 --> 00:46:13,402
You're breaking up here.
724
00:46:13,425 --> 00:46:15,508
Let me call you right back.
725
00:46:16,774 --> 00:46:19,777
Dammit!
726
00:46:28,924 --> 00:46:32,801
Ooh, someone's in trouble!
727
00:46:32,824 --> 00:46:36,632
Where did you get this?
728
00:46:36,655 --> 00:46:38,220
What? Don't I
get a phone call?
729
00:46:38,243 --> 00:46:40,395
Throw him into the double pen.
730
00:46:40,418 --> 00:46:41,465
Oh, my!
731
00:46:41,488 --> 00:46:42,742
Already?!
732
00:46:42,765 --> 00:46:43,674
Yes!
733
00:46:43,697 --> 00:46:45,572
Single won't do.
734
00:46:45,595 --> 00:46:47,091
Are you sure?
735
00:46:47,114 --> 00:46:49,335
Don't question me, piggy.
736
00:46:49,358 --> 00:46:51,981
An eye for an eye.
737
00:46:57,469 --> 00:47:00,507
Oh, God, I crack myself up.
738
00:47:03,890 --> 00:47:05,489
So, did you see
the game last night?
739
00:47:05,512 --> 00:47:06,904
No.
740
00:47:06,927 --> 00:47:09,320
If my wife caught me watching
a game on my free time,
741
00:47:09,343 --> 00:47:10,149
she'd put me to sleep.
742
00:47:10,172 --> 00:47:11,253
Mm-hm.
743
00:47:11,276 --> 00:47:13,221
Little trouble in Dreamland?
744
00:47:13,244 --> 00:47:14,670
Oh, you can say that again.
745
00:47:14,693 --> 00:47:18,053
She's really been flipping
my hourglass lately.
746
00:47:18,076 --> 00:47:20,780
She doesn't seem to understand
that I got a job to do.
747
00:47:20,803 --> 00:47:21,954
Mm.
I have to work
748
00:47:21,977 --> 00:47:23,507
the graveyard shift.
749
00:47:23,530 --> 00:47:26,406
Sounds like you got a little
sand in your vagina, buddy.
750
00:47:26,429 --> 00:47:29,582
Yeah, sand, and
that's another thing.
751
00:47:29,605 --> 00:47:31,308
I've had enough with this sand.
752
00:47:31,331 --> 00:47:32,654
Have you ever been
down to the beach
753
00:47:32,677 --> 00:47:34,449
and gotten sand in your shorts?
754
00:47:34,472 --> 00:47:35,381
Hm?
755
00:47:35,404 --> 00:47:36,209
Mm.
756
00:47:36,232 --> 00:47:37,924
That's my life.
757
00:47:39,097 --> 00:47:41,686
The chaffing on my
balls is unreal.
758
00:47:42,687 --> 00:47:43,757
Your balls?
759
00:47:45,448 --> 00:47:48,118
I don't wanna hear
about your balls!
760
00:47:48,141 --> 00:47:50,741
My balls used to belong
to some other guy.
761
00:47:50,764 --> 00:47:52,053
Ho-ho!
Yeah, yeah.
762
00:47:52,076 --> 00:47:53,502
You think you got problems?
763
00:47:53,525 --> 00:47:56,160
My people have been persecuted
for thousands of years.
764
00:47:56,183 --> 00:47:57,644
Do you hear me complaining?
765
00:47:57,667 --> 00:47:58,922
Here we go again.
766
00:47:58,945 --> 00:48:00,164
Oh, no, no, no, no.
767
00:48:00,187 --> 00:48:02,926
Awhile back, I
was out on a date,
768
00:48:02,949 --> 00:48:05,514
waiting for this hot
piece of ass to show up,
769
00:48:05,537 --> 00:48:07,654
when this schmuck calls me,
770
00:48:07,677 --> 00:48:11,796
"Frankenstein, Frankenstein,
Frankenstein...
771
00:48:11,819 --> 00:48:13,522
...Frankenstein!"
772
00:48:15,202 --> 00:48:17,837
Oh, well, that really
twisted my bolts
773
00:48:17,860 --> 00:48:21,668
because after all these years,
everyone should get it right.
774
00:48:21,691 --> 00:48:23,532
My name is Frank Stein!
775
00:48:23,555 --> 00:48:25,178
It's Jewish!
776
00:48:27,214 --> 00:48:29,676
I think that little
shit did it on purpose.
777
00:48:29,699 --> 00:48:30,850
I understand.
778
00:48:30,873 --> 00:48:33,082
No, I don't think you do.
779
00:48:33,980 --> 00:48:35,061
You see this?
780
00:48:35,084 --> 00:48:37,121
This is Frankenstein.
781
00:48:38,329 --> 00:48:39,963
See him with those,
fakakta hair there?
782
00:48:39,986 --> 00:48:43,207
Dr. Frankenstein made me...
783
00:48:43,230 --> 00:48:44,760
Frank Stein,
784
00:48:44,783 --> 00:48:47,902
or sometimes referred to
as Frankenstein's monster.
785
00:48:47,925 --> 00:48:49,213
I'm okay with that.
786
00:48:49,236 --> 00:48:50,076
Frankenstein.
787
00:48:50,099 --> 00:48:51,077
Frank Stein.
788
00:48:51,100 --> 00:48:52,665
Frankenstein.
789
00:48:52,688 --> 00:48:54,287
Frankenstein's monster.
790
00:48:54,310 --> 00:48:56,013
Preferably, Frank Stein.
791
00:48:56,036 --> 00:48:56,876
Frankenstein.
792
00:48:56,899 --> 00:48:57,773
Frank Stein.
793
00:48:57,796 --> 00:48:58,809
Frankenstein.
794
00:48:58,832 --> 00:49:00,696
Frankenstein's monster.
795
00:49:02,974 --> 00:49:06,127
Frank Stein's monster.
796
00:49:07,945 --> 00:49:10,338
Don't try anything funny!
797
00:49:10,361 --> 00:49:15,366
The security is rock solid
here at Camp Morningwood.
798
00:49:17,023 --> 00:49:18,829
Yes, it's easy for
me to understand,
799
00:49:18,852 --> 00:49:20,681
but what about Bernie?
800
00:49:22,580 --> 00:49:24,697
You get it, Bernie?
801
00:49:24,720 --> 00:49:26,906
Bernie, I'm talking to you.
802
00:49:26,929 --> 00:49:31,635
You may have one eye, but I
know you got two fuckin' ears!
803
00:49:31,658 --> 00:49:32,843
I'm sorry.
804
00:49:32,866 --> 00:49:34,949
Do you need something, Virgil?
805
00:49:34,972 --> 00:49:37,261
You answer me when
I'm talking to you.
806
00:49:37,284 --> 00:49:39,160
Oh, my mistake.
807
00:49:39,183 --> 00:49:43,198
Sometimes, I zone out when
I'm keeping an eye on things.
808
00:49:43,221 --> 00:49:46,132
Yeah, that's why you got
hit by a parked car last week,
809
00:49:46,155 --> 00:49:47,754
you dopey bastard.
810
00:49:47,777 --> 00:49:48,997
Yeah. Yeah.
811
00:49:49,020 --> 00:49:52,759
You're what my people
would call a schlemiel.
812
00:49:52,782 --> 00:49:54,382
Oh, thank you.
813
00:49:54,405 --> 00:49:56,729
I've heard that before.
814
00:49:56,752 --> 00:49:59,180
You're really fuckin'
stupid, you know that?
815
00:49:59,203 --> 00:50:01,803
Yeah, that's why
his wife left him.
816
00:50:01,826 --> 00:50:03,287
His wife didn't leave him.
817
00:50:03,310 --> 00:50:04,875
She was chopped down.
818
00:50:04,898 --> 00:50:07,498
He married a fuckin' tree.
819
00:50:26,575 --> 00:50:28,232
Classic.
820
00:50:29,681 --> 00:50:32,730
I got a new monster masher.
821
00:50:32,753 --> 00:50:36,044
Why don't you
bring him in, Bernie?
822
00:50:36,067 --> 00:50:38,978
But I thought I wasn't
allowed to handle the prisoners.
823
00:50:39,001 --> 00:50:42,119
Nope, new rule,
straight from the top.
824
00:50:42,142 --> 00:50:44,018
You got a promotion.
825
00:50:44,041 --> 00:50:46,813
You're allowed inside now!
826
00:50:46,836 --> 00:50:48,631
Yaaaay!
827
00:50:50,012 --> 00:50:51,197
Jeez.
828
00:50:51,220 --> 00:50:52,256
That's great.
829
00:50:53,498 --> 00:50:55,983
I've never been inside before.
830
00:50:57,675 --> 00:51:01,863
Everyone deserves to
experience the double pen.
831
00:51:01,886 --> 00:51:03,646
Go pop that cherry.
832
00:51:07,754 --> 00:51:08,559
Ow.
833
00:51:08,582 --> 00:51:09,664
Ooh.
834
00:51:09,687 --> 00:51:11,252
Okay-dokey.
835
00:51:11,275 --> 00:51:12,448
Thank you.
836
00:51:24,978 --> 00:51:26,462
Aw, come on, guys!
837
00:51:27,636 --> 00:51:29,362
I got a promotion!
838
00:51:30,466 --> 00:51:33,860
You can't do this to me anymore!
839
00:51:37,024 --> 00:51:37,853
No fair.
840
00:51:41,201 --> 00:51:42,582
Hey, man.
841
00:51:43,548 --> 00:51:45,032
Are you okay?
842
00:51:47,794 --> 00:51:50,291
Nah, just not feeling too good.
843
00:51:50,314 --> 00:51:53,052
That time of the month, huh?
844
00:51:56,458 --> 00:51:59,403
Yeah, something like that.
845
00:51:59,426 --> 00:52:01,371
I just gotta get outta here now.
846
00:52:02,981 --> 00:52:04,926
Yeah, well, don't we all?
847
00:52:04,949 --> 00:52:07,963
Do you not know
what's going on here?
848
00:52:07,986 --> 00:52:09,413
No.
849
00:52:09,436 --> 00:52:11,001
Do you?
850
00:52:11,024 --> 00:52:12,439
Oh, I do.
851
00:52:14,027 --> 00:52:15,546
I really do.
852
00:52:16,409 --> 00:52:17,594
So tell us what you did.
853
00:52:17,617 --> 00:52:20,114
Yes, we'd all love to hear it.
854
00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:22,530
I didn't do anything.
855
00:52:22,553 --> 00:52:23,703
Come on.
856
00:52:23,726 --> 00:52:26,327
You must be the
dirtiest of them all.
857
00:52:26,350 --> 00:52:28,628
This is no place to be shy.
858
00:52:29,491 --> 00:52:30,319
Tell us.
859
00:52:31,217 --> 00:52:32,402
Yeah.
860
00:52:32,425 --> 00:52:35,324
Don't be a chicken
shit, chicken shit.
861
00:52:48,924 --> 00:52:51,110
I said I didn't do anything!
862
00:52:51,133 --> 00:52:52,801
Alright!
863
00:52:52,824 --> 00:52:54,516
Okay?!
Okay!
864
00:52:58,899 --> 00:53:00,211
Sorry.
865
00:53:01,143 --> 00:53:02,317
I'm sorry.
866
00:53:03,387 --> 00:53:04,905
It's getting late.
867
00:53:07,563 --> 00:53:09,910
Don't matter what he done,
868
00:53:12,499 --> 00:53:14,398
we're all fucked,
869
00:53:15,778 --> 00:53:19,782
and I mean literally, like
we're gonna get fucked tonight.
870
00:53:22,129 --> 00:53:24,730
Frank just
took one of his bolts out!
871
00:53:24,753 --> 00:53:27,077
And his head fell off!
872
00:53:30,931 --> 00:53:32,703
Kick it, kick his head.
873
00:53:32,726 --> 00:53:35,189
Ow!
874
00:53:35,212 --> 00:53:36,040
Bernie?
875
00:53:37,869 --> 00:53:39,595
How you doing, buddy?
876
00:53:41,563 --> 00:53:43,956
Pretty good, actually.
877
00:53:43,979 --> 00:53:46,165
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
878
00:53:46,188 --> 00:53:47,753
Put it back on!
879
00:53:47,776 --> 00:53:49,364
It smells like shit!
880
00:53:52,263 --> 00:53:54,161
You sure you're okay?
881
00:53:55,162 --> 00:53:57,901
No one wants to play with me.
882
00:53:57,924 --> 00:53:59,305
I'm ugly.
883
00:54:00,478 --> 00:54:02,894
You're not ugly, Bernie.
884
00:54:06,726 --> 00:54:08,452
I'm not okay.
885
00:54:09,694 --> 00:54:12,605
I took so many
anti-depressants last week,
886
00:54:12,628 --> 00:54:14,975
I went blind in my left eye.
887
00:54:16,908 --> 00:54:19,325
It's the same thing everyday.
888
00:54:20,187 --> 00:54:21,499
I wake up,
889
00:54:22,535 --> 00:54:24,721
I put my contact in,
890
00:54:24,744 --> 00:54:26,746
I brush my tooth,
891
00:54:27,333 --> 00:54:29,266
I comb my hair,
892
00:54:30,025 --> 00:54:31,751
and I come to work.
893
00:54:34,236 --> 00:54:36,215
The same thing.
894
00:54:36,238 --> 00:54:38,044
Look, I know it's tough,
895
00:54:38,067 --> 00:54:39,770
but you can't let what
others think about you
896
00:54:39,793 --> 00:54:41,634
affect who you are.
897
00:54:41,657 --> 00:54:44,177
You gotta be true to yourself.
898
00:54:46,490 --> 00:54:47,985
See?
899
00:54:48,008 --> 00:54:50,747
Our friend Bernie here
could teach us all a lesson.
900
00:54:50,770 --> 00:54:52,680
Now, you guys have been here
a lot longer than I have,
901
00:54:52,703 --> 00:54:54,198
and you see the
way he's treated,
902
00:54:54,221 --> 00:54:56,856
and why, because he's
a little different?
903
00:54:56,879 --> 00:54:58,720
Because he's a little slow.
904
00:54:58,743 --> 00:55:00,297
I'm slow?!
905
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:06,717
That's the nicest thing
anyone's ever said to me.
906
00:55:07,890 --> 00:55:09,421
Being different is who you are,
907
00:55:09,444 --> 00:55:11,423
and why should that
be a bad thing?
908
00:55:11,446 --> 00:55:12,976
Right?
909
00:55:12,999 --> 00:55:15,910
I mean, who's to say that
being different is wrong?
910
00:55:15,933 --> 00:55:18,280
Oh, so touching.
911
00:55:19,385 --> 00:55:22,365
Filthy little maggots,
aren't they, humans?
912
00:55:22,388 --> 00:55:24,988
Oh, yes, my lady.
913
00:55:25,011 --> 00:55:26,461
Oh, filthy.
914
00:55:27,393 --> 00:55:28,980
Filthy indeed.
915
00:55:30,223 --> 00:55:31,684
What are you doing?!
916
00:55:31,707 --> 00:55:33,962
Nothing,
nothing, nothing at all.
917
00:55:33,985 --> 00:55:36,275
Nothing, absolutely nothing.
918
00:55:38,093 --> 00:55:41,176
Any word on our new prisoner?
919
00:55:41,199 --> 00:55:43,420
No, not yet,
I couldn't get him to talk,
920
00:55:43,443 --> 00:55:46,250
but don't worry, he'll
crack soon enough,
921
00:55:46,273 --> 00:55:48,632
and, oh, my.
922
00:55:48,655 --> 00:55:51,313
What a nice crack, it is.
923
00:55:53,419 --> 00:55:57,331
How could you be so
selfish, you faceless fuck?!
924
00:55:57,354 --> 00:55:58,780
Jesus.
925
00:55:58,803 --> 00:56:02,474
Just lounging around while
people like that are out there!
926
00:56:02,497 --> 00:56:03,889
You're right, Hildie!
927
00:56:03,912 --> 00:56:05,131
God, you're right!
928
00:56:05,154 --> 00:56:07,398
My deepest apologies.
929
00:56:08,951 --> 00:56:12,863
It's not me you should
be apologizing to,
930
00:56:12,886 --> 00:56:15,130
it's poor Esmeralda.
931
00:56:16,925 --> 00:56:20,204
But you can't do
that, now can you?
932
00:56:20,929 --> 00:56:23,518
Because she's not here.
933
00:56:25,278 --> 00:56:28,431
And I thought you
cared about her.
934
00:56:28,454 --> 00:56:29,880
I do!
935
00:56:29,903 --> 00:56:31,675
I don't know what
I was thinking.
936
00:56:31,698 --> 00:56:34,333
Well, clearly, you weren't!
937
00:56:36,013 --> 00:56:37,014
How dare he?
938
00:56:38,464 --> 00:56:41,892
How dare he come into this place
939
00:56:41,915 --> 00:56:46,000
meant for monsters to
live in peace, and...
940
00:56:46,023 --> 00:56:47,588
Take her from us!
941
00:56:47,611 --> 00:56:51,454
She's probably being
tortured as we speak.
942
00:56:51,477 --> 00:56:53,456
Don't say that.
943
00:56:53,479 --> 00:56:57,149
They must all
suffer for their ways.
944
00:56:57,172 --> 00:57:01,176
Revenge is the only
thing that matters.
945
00:57:02,315 --> 00:57:06,492
Revenge on every
one of these humans!
946
00:57:08,597 --> 00:57:10,714
What's your name?
947
00:57:10,737 --> 00:57:12,267
My name is Evan.
948
00:57:12,290 --> 00:57:15,432
Evan, can I ask
you why you're here?
949
00:57:16,502 --> 00:57:17,859
The yeti.
950
00:57:17,882 --> 00:57:19,551
No, it's how you got here.
951
00:57:19,574 --> 00:57:20,851
I'm asking why.
952
00:57:22,646 --> 00:57:24,314
Because the monsters are mad,
953
00:57:24,337 --> 00:57:27,559
and they're taking it out
on me, on all of us, okay?
954
00:57:27,582 --> 00:57:29,423
Didn't we go over that, new guy?
955
00:57:29,446 --> 00:57:31,344
No, we did, I just...
956
00:57:32,276 --> 00:57:34,531
Why do you think
they picked you?
957
00:57:34,554 --> 00:57:36,314
Because...
958
00:57:37,764 --> 00:57:40,882
Well, because I haven't
exactly treated the monsters
959
00:57:40,905 --> 00:57:43,022
how they like to be treated.
960
00:57:43,045 --> 00:57:45,093
And why is that?
961
00:57:45,116 --> 00:57:48,407
They're below us,
everyone knows it.
962
00:57:48,430 --> 00:57:50,823
They're not humans, and they
shouldn't be treated like us.
963
00:57:52,123 --> 00:57:53,826
That's not true.
964
00:57:53,849 --> 00:57:54,758
Okay, why am I being...
965
00:57:54,781 --> 00:57:55,828
What the hell
966
00:57:55,851 --> 00:57:57,865
are you laughing at, Kylie?
967
00:57:57,888 --> 00:57:59,280
Do you hear yourself?
968
00:57:59,303 --> 00:58:00,523
What?
969
00:58:00,546 --> 00:58:04,458
She's laughing 'cause
you're black, you idiot.
970
00:58:04,481 --> 00:58:05,942
Okay, fine.
971
00:58:05,965 --> 00:58:09,152
So you're telling me you
don't all feel the same way?
972
00:58:09,175 --> 00:58:10,843
Not really.
973
00:58:10,866 --> 00:58:12,466
Men are assholes.
974
00:58:12,489 --> 00:58:14,145
Monsters are better.
975
00:58:15,595 --> 00:58:17,528
I think they're sexy.
976
00:58:18,667 --> 00:58:20,853
You see, Evan, you
can't persecute someone
977
00:58:20,876 --> 00:58:22,855
for being different
than you are,
978
00:58:22,878 --> 00:58:27,481
especially when in the end,
we all have so much in common.
979
00:58:32,336 --> 00:58:34,994
These humans are all the same.
980
00:58:36,685 --> 00:58:38,595
They can't be trusted!
981
00:58:38,618 --> 00:58:40,079
Oh, yes, madam.
982
00:58:40,102 --> 00:58:44,417
But don't worry, things are
being set straight as we speak.
983
00:59:01,676 --> 00:59:05,001
Uh, uh, uh, that spot's
reserved for the boys.
984
00:59:05,024 --> 00:59:07,923
Well, where am
I supposed to sit?
985
00:59:09,891 --> 00:59:13,354
Ahh... you see,
that's just it, Hill,
986
00:59:13,377 --> 00:59:15,390
I'm going away to college
at the end of summer
987
00:59:15,413 --> 00:59:19,256
and you're staying
here, and maybe...
988
00:59:19,279 --> 00:59:21,120
Maybe it's smart if
we just end this now,
989
00:59:21,143 --> 00:59:24,261
you know, before anyone
gets too attached.
990
00:59:24,284 --> 00:59:25,113
But I...
991
00:59:26,977 --> 00:59:27,805
I...
992
00:59:31,498 --> 00:59:34,225
I hope you lead
a miserable life.
993
00:59:35,779 --> 00:59:37,033
Now, if there's anything else
994
00:59:37,056 --> 00:59:39,898
you'd like to say
before you run...
995
00:59:39,921 --> 00:59:41,969
Don't feel too bad.
996
00:59:41,992 --> 00:59:44,627
You gave a great blowjob.
997
01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:09,847
Where the hell is everyone?!
998
01:00:10,986 --> 01:00:12,827
My name is Andy.
999
01:00:12,850 --> 01:00:17,821
I'm a yeti, I sell snow
cones, and I hate humans.
1000
01:00:19,754 --> 01:00:20,617
Okay.
1001
01:00:21,928 --> 01:00:24,344
Why do you hate humans, Andy?
1002
01:00:25,311 --> 01:00:27,658
I don't... know.
1003
01:00:28,625 --> 01:00:31,363
Um. When did this, uhh...
1004
01:00:31,386 --> 01:00:34,769
When did this feeling
of hatred start?
1005
01:00:35,735 --> 01:00:38,324
I don't... know.
1006
01:00:40,291 --> 01:00:44,859
Well, do you remember
something from your past
1007
01:00:44,882 --> 01:00:46,896
that might have triggered this?
1008
01:00:46,919 --> 01:00:51,889
Well, 'cause Madam Hildie
told me to, does that count?
1009
01:00:52,545 --> 01:00:53,247
That counts.
1010
01:00:53,270 --> 01:00:54,167
Mm.
Okay.
1011
01:00:55,375 --> 01:00:57,009
Why did she tell you that?
1012
01:00:57,032 --> 01:01:00,518
Now that, that, I do know.
1013
01:01:02,279 --> 01:01:04,810
Alright, everybody, form a line.
1014
01:01:04,833 --> 01:01:07,848
I've got plenty of snow
for everyone's cones.
1015
01:01:07,871 --> 01:01:10,954
I got lime, I got a watermelon,
1016
01:01:10,977 --> 01:01:14,648
I've got a very special
dingleberry flavor.
1017
01:01:14,671 --> 01:01:16,983
That's my personal favorite.
1018
01:01:18,122 --> 01:01:21,240
You ever wanna do
something useful, Andy,
1019
01:01:21,263 --> 01:01:26,245
instead of being a servant
to these rotten little kids?
1020
01:01:26,268 --> 01:01:27,626
Hey, no cutting!
1021
01:01:27,649 --> 01:01:28,903
Yeah.
1022
01:01:33,206 --> 01:01:34,668
Hey!
1023
01:01:34,691 --> 01:01:37,038
You think you're so tough
with your magic wand?
1024
01:01:44,942 --> 01:01:47,197
You're not one of them.
1025
01:01:47,220 --> 01:01:49,326
You're one of us.
1026
01:01:50,948 --> 01:01:53,031
Soooo...
1027
01:01:53,054 --> 01:01:55,654
No, I don't.
1028
01:01:55,677 --> 01:01:59,025
I thought I did, but I don't.
1029
01:01:59,785 --> 01:02:01,545
I don't... know.
1030
01:02:02,270 --> 01:02:03,455
Can we just move on?
1031
01:02:03,478 --> 01:02:05,422
He clearly doesn't
know anything.
1032
01:02:05,445 --> 01:02:06,769
Hold on, hold on.
1033
01:02:06,792 --> 01:02:08,080
Actually, this is good.
1034
01:02:08,103 --> 01:02:10,358
This is a perfect example of...
1035
01:02:10,381 --> 01:02:11,221
An idiot?
1036
01:02:11,244 --> 01:02:12,429
A moron.
1037
01:02:12,452 --> 01:02:13,499
Jackass.
1038
01:02:13,522 --> 01:02:14,489
Homo.
1039
01:02:15,801 --> 01:02:16,663
No.
1040
01:02:17,803 --> 01:02:19,298
This is a perfect
example of somebody
1041
01:02:19,321 --> 01:02:22,370
who blindly follows the crowd.
1042
01:02:22,393 --> 01:02:24,499
Oooohhhh.
1043
01:02:26,915 --> 01:02:31,886
So, I hate humans because
they won't let me eat them,
1044
01:02:33,232 --> 01:02:35,027
what does that mean?
1045
01:02:35,786 --> 01:02:36,557
What's your name?
1046
01:02:36,580 --> 01:02:37,592
Introduce yourself.
1047
01:02:37,615 --> 01:02:39,272
Oh, I'm Pete.
1048
01:02:39,928 --> 01:02:41,343
I'm purple...
1049
01:02:42,068 --> 01:02:43,552
and I eat people.
1050
01:02:46,245 --> 01:02:48,914
Okay, and do you see how
that could create a problem?
1051
01:02:48,937 --> 01:02:50,813
Yeah, but why should I care?
1052
01:02:50,836 --> 01:02:52,504
They don't care about me.
1053
01:02:52,527 --> 01:02:53,332
He's right.
1054
01:02:53,355 --> 01:02:54,230
It's not fair.
1055
01:02:54,253 --> 01:02:55,196
They hate us.
1056
01:02:55,219 --> 01:02:56,473
They don't treat us fairly,
1057
01:02:56,496 --> 01:02:58,130
so why should we
act any different?
1058
01:02:58,153 --> 01:03:00,374
Because not all
humans are the same,
1059
01:03:00,397 --> 01:03:03,998
just like not all monsters
are the same, you know?
1060
01:03:04,021 --> 01:03:05,413
I mean, sure,
there are bad ones,
1061
01:03:05,436 --> 01:03:08,554
but the point is not to
stoop to their level.
1062
01:03:08,577 --> 01:03:10,384
Oh, so we should do nothing.
1063
01:03:10,407 --> 01:03:11,868
Hm, let me ask you
a question, doc.
1064
01:03:11,891 --> 01:03:13,767
How's that gonna work?
1065
01:03:13,790 --> 01:03:15,976
How is fighting them gonna work?
1066
01:03:15,999 --> 01:03:18,323
It hasn't worked for
anyone anywhere so far,
1067
01:03:18,346 --> 01:03:21,694
and short of killing
all the humans, mm,
1068
01:03:23,765 --> 01:03:26,503
or killing all the
monsters, it won't, alright?
1069
01:03:26,526 --> 01:03:28,954
It's just gonna drive
us further apart.
1070
01:03:28,977 --> 01:03:30,335
Snow cone?
1071
01:03:31,669 --> 01:03:32,498
No.
1072
01:03:34,707 --> 01:03:36,928
I'm gonna guess that none of
you guys felt very confident
1073
01:03:36,951 --> 01:03:38,792
before you ended up here, right,
1074
01:03:38,815 --> 01:03:41,864
that none of you really
accepted yourself.
1075
01:03:41,887 --> 01:03:45,384
We either do what we're
told, or what was easy,
1076
01:03:45,407 --> 01:03:48,387
or what took the attention
off of ourselves.
1077
01:03:48,410 --> 01:03:49,791
Fuck off.
1078
01:03:52,898 --> 01:03:55,015
Guys, the problem
isn't with each other,
1079
01:03:55,038 --> 01:03:58,397
the problem is with ourselves.
1080
01:03:58,420 --> 01:04:01,872
You know, doc, you
may be onto something.
1081
01:04:03,494 --> 01:04:06,474
I haven't looked in
a mirror since '92.
1082
01:04:06,497 --> 01:04:10,478
Come on, guys, I
know you can do this.
1083
01:04:10,501 --> 01:04:11,986
Can you?
1084
01:04:14,091 --> 01:04:16,174
I think he's right.
1085
01:04:16,197 --> 01:04:20,235
We're all God's creatures.
1086
01:04:23,204 --> 01:04:25,413
I'm sorry, guys.
1087
01:04:26,759 --> 01:04:28,174
Pete.
1088
01:04:29,900 --> 01:04:32,006
I'm sorry too.
1089
01:04:57,272 --> 01:04:58,492
Yeah.
1090
01:04:58,515 --> 01:05:00,045
Ha ha.
1091
01:05:00,068 --> 01:05:00,897
Yeah.
1092
01:05:26,612 --> 01:05:27,970
See, Bernie?
1093
01:05:27,993 --> 01:05:29,270
We did it.
1094
01:05:29,995 --> 01:05:32,284
Let's not fight anymore.
1095
01:05:32,307 --> 01:05:35,897
Walk out of here
friends, not prisoners.
1096
01:05:37,416 --> 01:05:39,878
Start the trend, buddy.
1097
01:05:39,901 --> 01:05:41,903
The others will follow.
1098
01:06:10,483 --> 01:06:13,912
You know, I'm not
the smartest, doc,
1099
01:06:13,935 --> 01:06:16,087
and I'm okay with that.
1100
01:06:16,110 --> 01:06:20,539
But I find that people who
aren't okay with themselves,
1101
01:06:20,562 --> 01:06:23,922
they tend to take
it out on others.
1102
01:06:23,945 --> 01:06:26,499
You got a good heart, Bernie.
1103
01:06:48,245 --> 01:06:49,246
Oh.
1104
01:07:34,533 --> 01:07:36,270
Hey, Alyss!
1105
01:07:36,293 --> 01:07:37,605
Here I am!
1106
01:07:38,088 --> 01:07:39,135
Mm-hm!
1107
01:07:39,158 --> 01:07:40,332
Come sit down.
1108
01:07:42,161 --> 01:07:43,691
Hey.
1109
01:07:43,714 --> 01:07:45,693
So, why are we here?
1110
01:07:45,716 --> 01:07:47,247
Because I like this place,
1111
01:07:47,270 --> 01:07:48,489
and I don't wanna
be eating anywhere
1112
01:07:48,512 --> 01:07:50,526
where they got them
things in the kitchen.
1113
01:07:50,549 --> 01:07:53,356
I agree with you, Finbar, but...
1114
01:07:53,379 --> 01:07:56,256
Can't trust 'em,
just can't trust 'em,
1115
01:07:56,279 --> 01:07:59,523
especially when I have to
talk to you about this.
1116
01:08:08,153 --> 01:08:09,533
Oh, my God.
1117
01:08:10,741 --> 01:08:12,272
It does exist.
1118
01:08:12,295 --> 01:08:13,790
Where did you get this?
1119
01:08:13,813 --> 01:08:14,883
I found it.
1120
01:08:16,333 --> 01:08:18,036
What?
1121
01:08:18,059 --> 01:08:20,452
I was driving to my spin class,
and I had a yeti sighting.
1122
01:08:20,475 --> 01:08:22,891
♪ "Habanera"
1123
01:08:31,279 --> 01:08:34,156
I had a feeling way
deep down in my sack,
1124
01:08:34,179 --> 01:08:37,182
and I knew this
could be our chance.
1125
01:08:51,575 --> 01:08:54,210
I spun that son bitch
around real stealth-like,
1126
01:08:54,233 --> 01:08:58,214
pulled a Huey Lewis, and
waited to make my move.
1127
01:08:58,237 --> 01:09:00,630
So I followed them all
the way to their camp,
1128
01:09:00,653 --> 01:09:04,013
marked it on the map,
snapped that there photo,
1129
01:09:04,036 --> 01:09:07,706
and came here for a
nice piece of pie.
1130
01:09:07,729 --> 01:09:09,743
Speaking of pie,
where is my pie?
1131
01:09:09,766 --> 01:09:10,778
Nancy!
1132
01:09:10,801 --> 01:09:12,055
Where's my pie?!
1133
01:09:12,078 --> 01:09:12,987
Hm?!
1134
01:09:13,010 --> 01:09:14,989
You were actually there?
1135
01:09:15,012 --> 01:09:15,921
Yeah.
1136
01:09:15,944 --> 01:09:18,015
After all these years...
1137
01:09:18,947 --> 01:09:20,685
I really started
to doubt myself.
1138
01:09:20,708 --> 01:09:23,239
I thought this day
would never come.
1139
01:09:23,262 --> 01:09:25,034
The fuck is wrong with you?
1140
01:09:25,057 --> 01:09:26,518
This is good!
1141
01:09:26,541 --> 01:09:29,383
And you're always telling me
that you're the smart one.
1142
01:09:29,406 --> 01:09:31,213
It is, it's just...
1143
01:09:31,236 --> 01:09:33,007
There are so many thoughts
1144
01:09:33,030 --> 01:09:35,044
running through
my head right now.
1145
01:09:35,067 --> 01:09:37,667
I'm finally gonna be
able to get my revenge,
1146
01:09:37,690 --> 01:09:40,636
to do to those monsters
what they did to my family.
1147
01:09:40,659 --> 01:09:42,983
Don't worry your pretty
little head of yours, Alyss.
1148
01:09:43,006 --> 01:09:44,743
Soon you'll be starting
a family of your own.
1149
01:09:44,766 --> 01:09:45,986
The American dream.
1150
01:09:46,009 --> 01:09:47,436
The whole 69 yards.
1151
01:09:47,459 --> 01:09:49,955
I mean, you're getting
married for Pete's sake.
1152
01:09:49,978 --> 01:09:52,337
I just can't believe that
asshole beat me to you.
1153
01:09:52,360 --> 01:09:53,545
Hey!
1154
01:09:53,568 --> 01:09:55,823
You haven't even met him yet.
1155
01:09:55,846 --> 01:09:58,378
He's a really great guy.
1156
01:09:58,401 --> 01:10:01,001
So great I don't
even deserve him.
1157
01:10:01,024 --> 01:10:03,785
If he's great, then you do.
1158
01:10:04,924 --> 01:10:06,179
But if he doesn't stop
fighting with you,
1159
01:10:06,202 --> 01:10:09,078
I'm gonna stick this
fork up his rectum.
1160
01:10:09,101 --> 01:10:10,275
Mm-hm.
1161
01:10:11,034 --> 01:10:12,254
Right here.
1162
01:10:12,277 --> 01:10:14,900
I think we fight
because we care.
1163
01:10:16,419 --> 01:10:20,331
When I look into his eyes, I
know how he feels about me.
1164
01:10:20,354 --> 01:10:22,264
Ah, those puppy dog eyes.
1165
01:10:22,287 --> 01:10:25,922
Somehow they just make
everything all right.
1166
01:10:25,945 --> 01:10:28,166
Here's your pie, Funbar.
1167
01:10:28,189 --> 01:10:30,064
It's Finbar.
1168
01:10:30,087 --> 01:10:32,653
But only my friends
call me that.
1169
01:10:32,676 --> 01:10:35,553
So I'm just gonna keep
calling you Funbar, then.
1170
01:10:35,576 --> 01:10:37,279
Ah, don't do me
like that, Nancy.
1171
01:10:37,302 --> 01:10:38,694
We're friends!
1172
01:10:38,717 --> 01:10:39,798
Hm.
1173
01:10:39,821 --> 01:10:41,340
Mm, yeah!
1174
01:10:42,479 --> 01:10:43,768
Mm!
1175
01:10:43,791 --> 01:10:46,552
Nice, warm apple pie.
1176
01:10:48,036 --> 01:10:51,362
So delicious in my mouth,
the squishy tenderness,
1177
01:10:51,385 --> 01:10:53,352
goes right down so easy!
1178
01:10:54,319 --> 01:10:55,400
Mm!
1179
01:10:55,423 --> 01:10:56,884
Cinnamon.
1180
01:10:56,907 --> 01:10:57,977
So cinnamony.
1181
01:10:59,427 --> 01:11:01,164
That cinnamon?
1182
01:11:01,187 --> 01:11:02,603
It's pecan pie!
1183
01:11:04,018 --> 01:11:05,157
I know!
1184
01:11:06,365 --> 01:11:09,483
Just a shame they're
killing all them birds.
1185
01:11:09,506 --> 01:11:10,864
Pelican.
1186
01:11:10,887 --> 01:11:12,314
So what's the plan?
1187
01:11:12,337 --> 01:11:14,177
We can't just walk in there.
1188
01:11:14,200 --> 01:11:15,351
We need weapons.
1189
01:11:15,374 --> 01:11:16,835
Weapons?!
Shh.
1190
01:11:16,858 --> 01:11:18,768
Maybe we should just slow
down just a little bit.
1191
01:11:18,791 --> 01:11:20,011
We're not ready for this yet.
1192
01:11:20,034 --> 01:11:21,564
What?
1193
01:11:21,587 --> 01:11:23,117
I'm just fucking with ya.
1194
01:11:23,140 --> 01:11:24,878
You know, tweaking your tits?
1195
01:11:24,901 --> 01:11:27,639
We're gonna give it to those
dirty rotten monsters tonight,
1196
01:11:27,662 --> 01:11:29,365
right after I excuse my asshole.
1197
01:11:29,388 --> 01:11:31,264
You know, it's been leaking
for about 20 minutes.
1198
01:11:31,287 --> 01:11:33,196
I've been sitting
here really patiently,
1199
01:11:33,219 --> 01:11:34,232
and it's dripping
down to my sock.
1200
01:11:34,255 --> 01:11:35,578
I need to change my socks now.
1201
01:11:35,601 --> 01:11:36,786
But I gotta do it right now
1202
01:11:36,809 --> 01:11:37,615
before things get a
little messy down there,
1203
01:11:37,638 --> 01:11:38,443
so I'll be right back.
1204
01:11:38,466 --> 01:11:39,582
Let me just clean up.
1205
01:11:39,605 --> 01:11:40,434
Mm-hm!
1206
01:11:42,298 --> 01:11:45,243
Ooh, there it is!
1207
01:11:45,266 --> 01:11:46,302
Mm.
1208
01:11:46,819 --> 01:11:47,406
Mmmmm.
1209
01:11:50,789 --> 01:11:52,940
If you're being held
here against your will,
1210
01:11:52,963 --> 01:11:54,701
just let me know,
I can help you.
1211
01:11:54,724 --> 01:11:56,219
What?
1212
01:11:56,242 --> 01:12:00,603
Just blink twice, I'll make
sure he doesn't touch you.
1213
01:12:00,626 --> 01:12:01,811
No.
1214
01:12:01,834 --> 01:12:04,366
Oh, my God, no,
no, he's my friend.
1215
01:12:04,389 --> 01:12:06,644
Okay, I'm sorry,
but you gotta see
1216
01:12:06,667 --> 01:12:08,979
where I'm coming from, right?
1217
01:12:11,465 --> 01:12:13,858
I mean, I can still
smell him here.
1218
01:12:13,881 --> 01:12:15,031
That's what that is?
1219
01:12:15,054 --> 01:12:17,275
Yeah, it's not good.
1220
01:12:17,298 --> 01:12:20,761
Look, just take this, okay?
1221
01:12:20,784 --> 01:12:22,901
This kid can take care of you
1222
01:12:22,924 --> 01:12:25,996
in case you ever
need protection.
1223
01:12:27,550 --> 01:12:29,391
Pew, guns and shit.
1224
01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:38,572
Also, you should call me
1225
01:12:38,595 --> 01:12:41,011
'cause you're really,
really pretty.
1226
01:13:00,583 --> 01:13:02,389
Alright, we're getting
in, we're getting out.
1227
01:13:02,412 --> 01:13:05,150
Whatever you do, don't tip
her off about why we're here.
1228
01:13:05,173 --> 01:13:06,669
Alright, but I'm not knocking.
1229
01:13:06,692 --> 01:13:07,877
I knocked at the last house
and it was the wrong place.
1230
01:13:07,900 --> 01:13:09,016
Finbar.
1231
01:13:09,039 --> 01:13:10,155
What?
1232
01:13:10,178 --> 01:13:12,088
You have a way
better knock than I do!
1233
01:13:12,111 --> 01:13:13,250
Okay!
1234
01:13:25,297 --> 01:13:26,586
You think she heard it?
1235
01:13:26,609 --> 01:13:27,656
Mm-hm.
Okay.
1236
01:13:35,065 --> 01:13:36,250
Hi!
1237
01:13:36,273 --> 01:13:37,459
Can I help you?
1238
01:13:37,482 --> 01:13:38,943
Yes, hi, ma'am.
1239
01:13:38,966 --> 01:13:41,037
We are looking for...
1240
01:13:42,210 --> 01:13:45,041
an "Eat My Eight Equal
Sign Equal Sign D."
1241
01:13:46,491 --> 01:13:48,470
You wouldn't happen to know
where he is, now would ya?
1242
01:13:48,493 --> 01:13:49,402
What?
1243
01:13:49,425 --> 01:13:51,749
That's the wrong paper.
1244
01:13:51,772 --> 01:13:53,164
Oh, that was from last week.
1245
01:13:53,187 --> 01:13:53,992
But I still need that.
1246
01:13:54,015 --> 01:13:55,269
Thank you.
1247
01:13:55,292 --> 01:13:57,133
We're friends of your son's.
1248
01:13:57,156 --> 01:13:58,549
Oh!
1249
01:13:58,572 --> 01:14:01,483
Well, any friend of Jamie's
is a friend of mine.
1250
01:14:01,506 --> 01:14:03,657
Come on in, I'm making some tea.
1251
01:14:03,680 --> 01:14:06,269
Okay, but we can't stay long.
1252
01:14:15,381 --> 01:14:16,521
Tea.
1253
01:14:19,938 --> 01:14:20,766
And you.
1254
01:14:24,356 --> 01:14:25,299
Sugar?
1255
01:14:25,322 --> 01:14:26,910
Yes, please.
1256
01:14:34,435 --> 01:14:35,689
What?
1257
01:14:35,712 --> 01:14:37,611
Better when it's fresh.
1258
01:14:38,784 --> 01:14:40,510
Thank you.
1259
01:14:53,765 --> 01:14:54,593
So...
1260
01:14:58,183 --> 01:14:59,748
How do you know my Jamie?
1261
01:14:59,771 --> 01:15:01,888
Well, we posed nude together
at the community college.
1262
01:15:03,360 --> 01:15:07,606
No, no, Finbar, you are
confusing him with someone else.
1263
01:15:09,781 --> 01:15:11,104
No, no, that's definitely it
1264
01:15:11,127 --> 01:15:12,830
Miss Alfredo's class room 111.
1265
01:15:12,853 --> 01:15:14,763
You know, there was a big
incident, the kid touched me.
1266
01:15:14,786 --> 01:15:16,627
Not a big deal...
1267
01:15:16,650 --> 01:15:17,904
My gosh!
1268
01:15:19,169 --> 01:15:21,355
Don't mind, Finbar, he
loves to kid around.
1269
01:15:23,657 --> 01:15:24,520
Hm.
1270
01:15:26,038 --> 01:15:26,867
Hm.
1271
01:15:28,489 --> 01:15:30,422
Did you kick me, bitch?
1272
01:15:31,768 --> 01:15:32,574
No.
1273
01:15:34,806 --> 01:15:35,876
That's, um...
1274
01:15:37,705 --> 01:15:41,030
So, where's my homeboy Jamie at?
1275
01:15:41,053 --> 01:15:41,882
Hm?
1276
01:15:43,297 --> 01:15:46,783
I think he's
upstairs in his room.
1277
01:15:48,923 --> 01:15:49,752
Good.
1278
01:15:57,863 --> 01:15:58,692
So...
1279
01:15:59,727 --> 01:16:00,556
Uh...
1280
01:16:03,386 --> 01:16:05,710
Is your husband home?
1281
01:16:05,733 --> 01:16:09,426
Oh, no, honey, he
left us a long time ago.
1282
01:16:15,536 --> 01:16:17,619
Actually, my piece of shit
father left me and my mother
1283
01:16:17,642 --> 01:16:20,161
when I was really young, so...
1284
01:16:21,749 --> 01:16:23,348
I'm so sorry.
1285
01:16:23,371 --> 01:16:25,477
It's so hard on the kids.
1286
01:16:31,207 --> 01:16:34,210
May I ask why you
two would fight?
1287
01:16:36,108 --> 01:16:36,937
Teabag.
1288
01:16:37,972 --> 01:16:39,491
Oh, what's up? Yeah.
1289
01:16:40,216 --> 01:16:41,504
What's up, pussy?
1290
01:16:41,527 --> 01:16:42,989
Who the fuck are you?!
1291
01:16:43,012 --> 01:16:44,611
What?
What's the password?!
1292
01:16:44,634 --> 01:16:45,647
Password?
The password,
1293
01:16:45,670 --> 01:16:47,372
the fucking password!
1294
01:16:47,395 --> 01:16:49,720
You need a password
to get up in this bitch?
1295
01:16:49,743 --> 01:16:50,951
Okay, okay.
1296
01:16:51,814 --> 01:16:53,309
Is it, uh, it's gherkin, right?
1297
01:16:53,332 --> 01:16:54,828
It's gotta be gherkin, hm?
That's not even close.
1298
01:16:54,851 --> 01:16:57,900
Okay, fat boy, let's just
calm ourselves down one minute,
1299
01:16:57,923 --> 01:16:59,350
and I'll come again in a second.
1300
01:16:59,373 --> 01:17:01,835
No, now, fucktard, before
I cut your tongue off
1301
01:17:01,858 --> 01:17:03,906
and I wipe my ass with it.
1302
01:17:03,929 --> 01:17:05,494
Okay, blumpkin!
1303
01:17:05,517 --> 01:17:07,116
Good, right?
1304
01:17:07,139 --> 01:17:08,531
I'm in...
Dude, that's even worse
1305
01:17:08,554 --> 01:17:10,188
than your first guess.
1306
01:17:10,211 --> 01:17:12,501
Okay, listen, I'm here
because someone told me
1307
01:17:12,524 --> 01:17:13,951
that you were the guy to talk to
1308
01:17:13,974 --> 01:17:16,505
for some good ol' fashioned
monster-killing weapons.
1309
01:17:16,528 --> 01:17:17,920
That right?
1310
01:17:17,943 --> 01:17:19,784
I guess you could say that.
1311
01:17:19,807 --> 01:17:21,924
I did say that.
1312
01:17:21,947 --> 01:17:23,535
Would you say that?
1313
01:17:24,709 --> 01:17:26,688
Listen, kind sir, we
desperately need...
1314
01:17:26,711 --> 01:17:28,206
What do you need?
1315
01:17:28,229 --> 01:17:30,243
So we found this camp where
monsters are torturing humans,
1316
01:17:30,266 --> 01:17:31,520
and we need to...
1317
01:17:31,543 --> 01:17:33,246
Use me for my uncanny
ability to fuck shit up
1318
01:17:33,269 --> 01:17:36,939
and make those dirty
bastards squirm?
1319
01:17:36,962 --> 01:17:39,079
Hell yeah, I do!
1320
01:17:39,102 --> 01:17:40,494
Mm-hm!
1321
01:17:40,517 --> 01:17:42,082
Now show me what you got!
1322
01:17:42,105 --> 01:17:43,555
I got blue balls!
1323
01:17:45,591 --> 01:17:46,420
Oh, shit!
1324
01:17:47,697 --> 01:17:50,470
You outdid yourself,
little plum.
1325
01:17:50,493 --> 01:17:52,219
Let's get physical.
1326
01:17:54,739 --> 01:17:56,856
You're my hero.
1327
01:17:56,879 --> 01:17:57,707
Mm-hm.
1328
01:17:59,640 --> 01:18:02,068
That's really tough, dear.
1329
01:18:02,091 --> 01:18:05,750
But, you know, if he's
as great as he seems,
1330
01:18:07,234 --> 01:18:09,489
I'm sure he'll understand.
1331
01:18:09,512 --> 01:18:10,904
Well, who knows?
1332
01:18:10,927 --> 01:18:12,423
What if he can't handle it?
1333
01:18:12,446 --> 01:18:16,220
What if he thinks I'm crazy
and not a good person?
1334
01:18:16,243 --> 01:18:18,981
Learn from my mistakes.
1335
01:18:19,004 --> 01:18:21,455
Honesty's the best way to go.
1336
01:18:22,663 --> 01:18:24,884
Alright, let's wrap
this shit up, ladies!
1337
01:18:24,907 --> 01:18:26,368
I got a monster to strangle
1338
01:18:26,391 --> 01:18:28,404
and I'm not talking about
the ones at the camp.
1339
01:18:28,427 --> 01:18:31,062
Going out with my friends, Ma!
1340
01:18:31,085 --> 01:18:32,374
You can't wear that.
1341
01:18:32,397 --> 01:18:33,858
Why? I look good.
1342
01:18:33,881 --> 01:18:34,882
No.
Fine.
1343
01:18:38,541 --> 01:18:39,715
We have to go.
1344
01:18:40,854 --> 01:18:43,488
But thank you so
much for the talk.
1345
01:18:43,511 --> 01:18:45,456
It really meant a lot.
1346
01:18:45,479 --> 01:18:47,630
It's my pleasure.
1347
01:18:47,653 --> 01:18:49,310
Hey, jugs!
1348
01:18:51,865 --> 01:18:52,866
Good luck.
1349
01:18:54,281 --> 01:18:55,385
Be safe!
1350
01:19:00,563 --> 01:19:01,368
Ahhh!
1351
01:19:01,391 --> 01:19:02,645
Dammit!
1352
01:19:02,668 --> 01:19:04,682
I mean, a man like you
is ready for anything,
1353
01:19:04,705 --> 01:19:06,891
and you don't think to
carry a can of bug spray?
1354
01:19:06,914 --> 01:19:09,687
I mean, I can kill an
elephant, but not a mosquito.
1355
01:19:09,710 --> 01:19:11,378
Do you ever shut up?
1356
01:19:11,401 --> 01:19:12,655
No!
1357
01:19:12,678 --> 01:19:13,587
They're all over me
and my sweet blood,
1358
01:19:13,610 --> 01:19:15,797
it tastes like penis to them!
1359
01:19:15,820 --> 01:19:16,625
What?
1360
01:19:16,648 --> 01:19:17,868
Penis.
1361
01:19:17,891 --> 01:19:20,353
I taste like penis to
these little suckers.
1362
01:19:20,376 --> 01:19:21,492
What is wrong with him?
1363
01:19:21,515 --> 01:19:23,114
What, you don't get it?
1364
01:19:23,137 --> 01:19:24,357
It's like that movie.
1365
01:19:24,380 --> 01:19:25,807
You ever see James
and the Giant Penis?
1366
01:19:25,830 --> 01:19:27,498
You know, there's a big penis,
everyone sees the penis,
1367
01:19:27,521 --> 01:19:29,086
they say, "Wow,
what a big penis."
1368
01:19:29,109 --> 01:19:30,294
Then the penis flies
away, and they say,
1369
01:19:30,317 --> 01:19:31,813
"Where'd the big penis go?"
1370
01:19:31,836 --> 01:19:34,263
Then it comes back and they
start nibbling on the penis,
1371
01:19:34,286 --> 01:19:35,471
and then they sing Kumbaya.
1372
01:19:35,494 --> 01:19:36,576
It's a cult classic.
1373
01:19:36,599 --> 01:19:38,371
I watch it every night.
1374
01:19:38,394 --> 01:19:40,925
Last Tuesday, I gave it
a standing masturbation.
1375
01:19:40,948 --> 01:19:43,686
So, you're saying peaches?
1376
01:19:43,709 --> 01:19:45,619
Yes, peaches.
1377
01:19:45,642 --> 01:19:46,966
Peaches.
1378
01:19:46,989 --> 01:19:48,415
Yes, peaches.
1379
01:19:48,438 --> 01:19:51,246
Okay, then we're
settled on peaches.
1380
01:19:51,269 --> 01:19:52,454
Yeah, peaches.
1381
01:19:52,477 --> 01:19:53,754
You know...
1382
01:19:54,341 --> 01:19:55,618
...like cock.
1383
01:20:01,037 --> 01:20:02,844
Right through this
clearing over here.
1384
01:20:02,867 --> 01:20:05,283
That's where I followed
that fat son bitch.
1385
01:20:07,595 --> 01:20:08,873
Set up.
1386
01:20:13,394 --> 01:20:14,948
Almost midnight.
1387
01:20:23,957 --> 01:20:25,349
Start cracking some skulls.
1388
01:20:25,372 --> 01:20:27,420
We need to wait for
our window of attack.
1389
01:20:29,825 --> 01:20:31,631
Yeah, I got that son
bitch right in the eye!
1390
01:20:31,654 --> 01:20:33,115
Bernie!
1391
01:20:33,138 --> 01:20:34,323
That's a bullseye!
1392
01:20:34,346 --> 01:20:36,107
He didn't see that coming.
1393
01:20:37,936 --> 01:20:39,052
Wait a minute.
1394
01:20:41,664 --> 01:20:43,539
There's humans down there.
1395
01:20:43,562 --> 01:20:44,356
What?
1396
01:21:02,754 --> 01:21:03,594
Oh, my God!
1397
01:21:03,617 --> 01:21:04,549
He ate him!
1398
01:21:05,688 --> 01:21:06,873
He fucking ate him!
1399
01:21:11,797 --> 01:21:12,845
It's gametime, guys.
1400
01:21:12,868 --> 01:21:14,214
Let's do this!
1401
01:21:14,939 --> 01:21:15,848
You heard him.
1402
01:21:15,871 --> 01:21:17,332
It's gametime!
1403
01:21:17,355 --> 01:21:20,093
That's what he said,
it's gametime, baby!
1404
01:21:20,116 --> 01:21:21,681
Oh, shit!
1405
01:22:01,709 --> 01:22:04,367
What is happening to my camp?!
1406
01:22:08,751 --> 01:22:09,867
Get up, Boogey!
1407
01:22:09,890 --> 01:22:11,892
Get up and fix this now!
1408
01:22:15,344 --> 01:22:17,518
My prisoners are escaping!
1409
01:22:18,830 --> 01:22:20,395
Go!
1410
01:22:20,418 --> 01:22:21,223
Christ!
1411
01:22:21,246 --> 01:22:22,569
Every time!
1412
01:22:30,083 --> 01:22:31,475
Yeah!
1413
01:22:31,498 --> 01:22:33,718
Run, you son of a bitches, run!
1414
01:22:33,741 --> 01:22:35,203
I'll kill you all!
1415
01:22:37,814 --> 01:22:38,643
Hm.
1416
01:22:40,472 --> 01:22:43,245
I think I'm outta bullets.
1417
01:22:44,166 --> 01:22:44,867
Hm.
1418
01:22:44,890 --> 01:22:45,938
Oh, no, you don't!
1419
01:22:45,961 --> 01:22:47,560
Come to papa!
1420
01:22:47,583 --> 01:22:49,700
No!
Shut up, shut up!
1421
01:22:51,967 --> 01:22:53,669
Yeah, shh, shh!
1422
01:22:55,280 --> 01:22:57,052
You know you smell like shit?
1423
01:22:57,075 --> 01:22:58,985
No, I think that's you.
1424
01:22:59,008 --> 01:23:00,228
Really?
1425
01:23:00,251 --> 01:23:01,194
Yeah.
1426
01:23:02,425 --> 01:23:03,334
Bitch!
1427
01:23:03,357 --> 01:23:04,439
What's going on?
1428
01:23:04,462 --> 01:23:07,028
Go, Mama, go!
1429
01:23:07,051 --> 01:23:09,340
Mama, go!
Bloody hell!
1430
01:23:09,363 --> 01:23:11,227
It's worse than I thought!
1431
01:23:12,401 --> 01:23:13,413
Here, don't let them catch you!
1432
01:23:13,436 --> 01:23:15,956
Shoot yourself if you have to!
1433
01:23:20,892 --> 01:23:22,664
Look who it is.
1434
01:23:22,687 --> 01:23:24,148
You.
1435
01:23:32,076 --> 01:23:33,525
Don't you say it.
1436
01:23:35,286 --> 01:23:36,701
Don't you say it!
1437
01:23:38,530 --> 01:23:39,992
Frankenstein.
1438
01:23:40,015 --> 01:23:42,132
You son of a bitch!
1439
01:23:43,018 --> 01:23:47,965
♪ "Ave Maria"
1440
01:23:47,988 --> 01:23:52,993
♪ "Ave Maria"
1441
01:24:02,416 --> 01:24:05,603
Can we get a hand for
Frankenstein over here?
1442
01:24:05,626 --> 01:24:07,019
Anybody, huh?
1443
01:24:07,042 --> 01:24:08,089
You?
1444
01:24:08,112 --> 01:24:09,469
No?
1445
01:24:09,492 --> 01:24:10,263
Alright.
1446
01:24:17,880 --> 01:24:19,606
Come on, tough guy.
1447
01:24:20,676 --> 01:24:22,022
Schmuck.
1448
01:24:23,748 --> 01:24:24,680
You schmuck.
1449
01:24:29,616 --> 01:24:30,755
No!
1450
01:24:35,967 --> 01:24:37,739
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!
1451
01:24:38,625 --> 01:24:39,430
Oh my God!
1452
01:24:39,453 --> 01:24:40,397
Ahhh!
1453
01:24:40,420 --> 01:24:41,501
I'm an animal!
1454
01:24:41,524 --> 01:24:42,675
I'm an animal!
1455
01:24:42,698 --> 01:24:44,125
I'm gonna eat ya.
1456
01:24:44,148 --> 01:24:45,126
You're gonna eat me?
1457
01:24:45,149 --> 01:24:46,748
I'm gonna eat you too!
1458
01:25:11,244 --> 01:25:13,361
What did you do to Nick?!
1459
01:25:27,846 --> 01:25:29,400
Finally complete.
1460
01:25:31,195 --> 01:25:32,023
Perfect.
1461
01:25:35,060 --> 01:25:36,418
Wolf!
1462
01:25:36,441 --> 01:25:38,788
Fuck!
1463
01:25:46,658 --> 01:25:47,291
Who is this guy?
1464
01:25:47,314 --> 01:25:48,419
He's gone mad!
1465
01:25:49,282 --> 01:25:50,398
What are you doing, man?
1466
01:25:50,421 --> 01:25:51,744
The humans are killing us.
1467
01:25:51,767 --> 01:25:53,401
We need your help!
1468
01:25:53,424 --> 01:25:55,713
This sand is ridiculous.
1469
01:25:55,736 --> 01:25:58,268
Why can't I just
do it with a wand?
1470
01:26:08,232 --> 01:26:09,865
Ha!
1471
01:26:17,206 --> 01:26:20,830
You could've just taken
one handful outta the bag.
1472
01:26:21,555 --> 01:26:23,845
Crazy! Crazy!
1473
01:26:23,868 --> 01:26:24,777
You want my balls?
1474
01:26:24,800 --> 01:26:26,019
You want my big fat dick?
1475
01:26:26,042 --> 01:26:28,090
You want my big,
fat purple dick?
1476
01:26:28,113 --> 01:26:29,667
Let my sister go!
1477
01:26:31,186 --> 01:26:31,991
What?
1478
01:26:32,014 --> 01:26:33,118
Let her go!
1479
01:26:35,328 --> 01:26:36,685
Alright.
1480
01:26:36,708 --> 01:26:38,204
You run along now, Missy.
1481
01:26:38,227 --> 01:26:39,895
I'm gonna deal with
the uglier one first.
1482
01:26:43,991 --> 01:26:45,729
Just because you're
extremely handsome,
1483
01:26:45,752 --> 01:26:48,007
doesn't mean you can
treat us like that.
1484
01:26:48,030 --> 01:26:50,423
Listen here,
purple nurple, okay?
1485
01:26:50,446 --> 01:26:52,874
I'm a full-blown
women's advocate.
1486
01:26:52,897 --> 01:26:54,462
I don't fight the females,
1487
01:26:54,485 --> 01:26:56,291
so why don't you just
go on with your way
1488
01:26:56,314 --> 01:26:58,949
and I'll go on my way,
back into the forest,
1489
01:26:58,972 --> 01:27:01,158
and I'll head home, we'll
never see each other again.
1490
01:27:01,181 --> 01:27:02,263
Okay? Sounds good?
1491
01:27:03,114 --> 01:27:04,092
Hoo, hoo.
1492
01:27:04,115 --> 01:27:05,266
You like that?
1493
01:27:05,289 --> 01:27:06,922
Uncle Finbar delivered
you some medicine.
1494
01:27:06,945 --> 01:27:08,338
Hm? You like it?
1495
01:27:08,361 --> 01:27:09,753
Hm?
1496
01:27:09,776 --> 01:27:11,996
Looks like you did
'cause you're speechless.
1497
01:27:12,019 --> 01:27:12,928
Ha ha.
1498
01:27:14,919 --> 01:27:16,277
My peppers.
1499
01:27:16,300 --> 01:27:18,279
My sweet sausage and peppers.
1500
01:27:18,302 --> 01:27:19,130
You bitch!
1501
01:27:22,582 --> 01:27:24,687
Was that you or me?
1502
01:27:26,827 --> 01:27:27,840
You're so dirty!
1503
01:27:27,863 --> 01:27:29,221
Oh, my God, yeah!
1504
01:27:29,244 --> 01:27:30,083
Oh, shit!
1505
01:27:30,106 --> 01:27:31,153
That's right!
1506
01:27:31,176 --> 01:27:33,248
Ohhh! Ah..
1507
01:27:35,422 --> 01:27:36,423
My gooch!
1508
01:27:38,356 --> 01:27:40,749
My gooch, you destroyed it.
1509
01:27:40,772 --> 01:27:42,268
That's my precious area.
1510
01:27:43,948 --> 01:27:44,776
You fuck!
1511
01:27:46,330 --> 01:27:48,792
I hope you're enjoying
last breathe of air!
1512
01:28:26,956 --> 01:28:27,957
And now...
1513
01:28:29,062 --> 01:28:31,098
I want to suck...
1514
01:28:31,685 --> 01:28:33,377
your dick.
1515
01:28:56,710 --> 01:28:57,861
What the hell?!
1516
01:28:57,884 --> 01:28:59,403
What'd you do that for?!
1517
01:29:00,404 --> 01:29:01,520
Months!
1518
01:29:01,543 --> 01:29:03,268
Months I've waited for this.
1519
01:29:13,589 --> 01:29:15,085
What are you doing here, porky?
1520
01:29:17,973 --> 01:29:21,678
There's a big bad wolf outside!
1521
01:29:21,701 --> 01:29:23,841
Oh, shut up!
1522
01:29:24,428 --> 01:29:26,130
Are we safe?
1523
01:29:26,153 --> 01:29:27,891
I think we're good.
1524
01:29:27,914 --> 01:29:31,653
We'll just wait for
all this to blow over.
1525
01:29:31,676 --> 01:29:33,368
Hold me.
1526
01:29:40,444 --> 01:29:41,272
Mm.
1527
01:29:46,311 --> 01:29:48,118
Hey!
Whoa!
1528
01:29:48,141 --> 01:29:50,051
Whoa, I didn't see that there.
1529
01:29:50,074 --> 01:29:52,674
You got all that
foliage and whatnot.
1530
01:29:53,871 --> 01:29:55,263
Okay, okay.
1531
01:29:55,286 --> 01:29:57,507
It's just one dude touching
another dude's junk.
1532
01:29:59,532 --> 01:30:00,395
No!
1533
01:30:01,292 --> 01:30:02,339
Oh, my God!
1534
01:30:02,362 --> 01:30:04,399
Spare me you fat bastard!
1535
01:30:05,400 --> 01:30:08,057
Please, I'll buy you enchiladas!
1536
01:30:09,887 --> 01:30:11,486
I'm begging you, please!
1537
01:30:21,174 --> 01:30:21,979
Whoa!
1538
01:30:51,135 --> 01:30:52,170
Don't move.
1539
01:30:53,448 --> 01:30:55,346
Get off him, you beast.
1540
01:30:56,278 --> 01:30:58,556
Come on, I know you hear me!
1541
01:31:00,006 --> 01:31:03,803
Let him go, or I swear I
won't hesitate to kill you.
1542
01:31:13,122 --> 01:31:14,261
Now leave.
1543
01:31:17,817 --> 01:31:18,645
Go!
1544
01:31:20,992 --> 01:31:21,993
Come on, go!
1545
01:31:23,063 --> 01:31:24,340
Don't tempt me!
1546
01:31:25,341 --> 01:31:27,389
Come on, all of you monsters!
1547
01:31:27,412 --> 01:31:28,701
Get out of here, leave!
1548
01:31:28,724 --> 01:31:30,070
Never come back!
1549
01:31:32,625 --> 01:31:34,765
You got it all wrong.
1550
01:31:35,386 --> 01:31:36,111
Shut up!
1551
01:31:50,435 --> 01:31:51,402
It can't be!
1552
01:32:31,338 --> 01:32:33,444
Ooooh.
1553
01:32:36,481 --> 01:32:38,380
I know that cracker.
1554
01:32:55,155 --> 01:32:55,949
Nick?
1555
01:32:56,950 --> 01:32:57,744
Hey.
1556
01:32:59,884 --> 01:33:01,576
I almost killed you.
1557
01:33:03,647 --> 01:33:05,142
You're a werewolf?!
1558
01:33:05,165 --> 01:33:06,868
Yeah, look, I've been
meaning to tell you that.
1559
01:33:06,891 --> 01:33:08,283
Were you?!
1560
01:33:08,306 --> 01:33:09,940
I was worried about
how you'd react,
1561
01:33:09,963 --> 01:33:12,103
and I still kinda am.
1562
01:33:13,277 --> 01:33:14,151
Wait a minute, let
me get this straight.
1563
01:33:14,174 --> 01:33:15,290
You two know each other?
1564
01:33:15,313 --> 01:33:17,488
He's my fiancee.
1565
01:33:18,696 --> 01:33:19,559
Damn.
1566
01:33:20,629 --> 01:33:22,263
Oh, really?
1567
01:33:22,286 --> 01:33:23,114
Nick.
1568
01:33:23,977 --> 01:33:25,197
Gross.
1569
01:33:25,220 --> 01:33:27,233
So now you're being honest.
1570
01:33:27,256 --> 01:33:30,340
I am always honest
with you, Nick.
1571
01:33:30,363 --> 01:33:35,368
That's why I felt so terrible
about keeping it from you!
1572
01:33:36,576 --> 01:33:38,072
It was wrong of me
to be so selfish.
1573
01:33:38,095 --> 01:33:39,556
But you're a fucking werewolf!
1574
01:33:39,579 --> 01:33:41,247
And you hunt us.
1575
01:33:41,270 --> 01:33:42,076
No, listen...
1576
01:33:42,099 --> 01:33:43,595
No, you listen, okay?
1577
01:33:43,618 --> 01:33:46,114
Look, I've always had
trouble accepting who I am,
1578
01:33:46,137 --> 01:33:47,737
and I thought that
you were gonna have
1579
01:33:47,760 --> 01:33:49,359
trouble accepting it as well.
1580
01:33:49,382 --> 01:33:51,142
Clearly, I was right.
1581
01:33:53,524 --> 01:33:55,008
No more secrets.
1582
01:34:12,474 --> 01:34:16,248
I can't keep you bottled
up if you don't wanna be.
1583
01:34:16,271 --> 01:34:17,272
Dr. Cole?!
1584
01:34:23,105 --> 01:34:24,532
Nicholas?!
1585
01:34:24,555 --> 01:34:25,602
Dad?!
1586
01:34:25,625 --> 01:34:26,879
Dad?!
1587
01:34:26,902 --> 01:34:27,708
My goodness.
1588
01:34:27,731 --> 01:34:28,985
Alyssa, is that you?
1589
01:34:29,008 --> 01:34:30,262
Wait, he's your father?!
1590
01:34:30,285 --> 01:34:31,159
You know him?!
1591
01:34:31,182 --> 01:34:32,436
We work together!
1592
01:34:32,459 --> 01:34:34,473
You work with my dad,
and you didn't tell me?!
1593
01:34:34,496 --> 01:34:35,716
You can't hold that against me!
1594
01:34:35,739 --> 01:34:36,958
I just found this out!
1595
01:34:36,981 --> 01:34:38,788
You work with my fiancee?!
1596
01:34:38,811 --> 01:34:40,721
My Ally is the one
that you've been having
1597
01:34:40,744 --> 01:34:42,136
problems with lately?!
1598
01:34:42,159 --> 01:34:44,759
I am not your anything!
1599
01:34:44,782 --> 01:34:46,174
You told him?!
1600
01:34:46,197 --> 01:34:47,003
A little.
1601
01:34:47,026 --> 01:34:48,660
You told me he was dead!
1602
01:34:48,683 --> 01:34:50,454
You killed me?
1603
01:34:50,477 --> 01:34:52,698
That may not have
been entirely true.
1604
01:34:52,721 --> 01:34:54,079
Really? Hm.
1605
01:34:54,102 --> 01:34:55,149
I know.
1606
01:34:55,172 --> 01:34:56,737
I know, really bad timing,
1607
01:34:56,760 --> 01:34:59,463
but that's the last
lie, I promise.
1608
01:34:59,486 --> 01:35:00,879
Nick, I'm sorry.
1609
01:35:00,902 --> 01:35:03,675
Honey, you're so beautiful,
and you're all grown up.
1610
01:35:03,698 --> 01:35:04,952
Don't you come near me.
1611
01:35:04,975 --> 01:35:06,816
Honey, let's just calm down.
1612
01:35:06,839 --> 01:35:08,507
Just tell me what's going on.
1613
01:35:10,325 --> 01:35:13,466
Your friend, Dr. Cole,
1614
01:35:15,330 --> 01:35:17,896
abandoned me and my mother.
1615
01:35:17,919 --> 01:35:19,760
Well, it wasn't like that.
1616
01:35:19,783 --> 01:35:22,486
I mean, her mother and
I were having problems.
1617
01:35:22,509 --> 01:35:24,385
I was a child.
1618
01:35:24,408 --> 01:35:26,525
You ruined our lives.
1619
01:35:26,548 --> 01:35:27,975
I know.
1620
01:35:27,998 --> 01:35:30,253
And I can see nothing's changed.
1621
01:35:30,276 --> 01:35:32,393
You still got a case
of beer riding shotgun.
1622
01:35:32,416 --> 01:35:34,015
No, no, no, I'm sober.
1623
01:35:34,038 --> 01:35:36,316
I'm so... Well, a
couple of beers.
1624
01:35:37,524 --> 01:35:41,666
You have to understand,
when I left your mother,
1625
01:35:42,391 --> 01:35:44,232
I was in a bad place.
1626
01:35:44,255 --> 01:35:47,235
Okay, so you left the bad place,
1627
01:35:47,258 --> 01:35:50,238
where your family who depended
on you just happened to be,
1628
01:35:50,261 --> 01:35:52,206
to run off to what?!
1629
01:35:52,229 --> 01:35:55,830
Live happily ever after
with some fish you caught?!
1630
01:35:55,853 --> 01:35:57,648
Alyssa, sweetheart.
1631
01:35:58,925 --> 01:36:00,801
He left us to rot!
1632
01:36:00,824 --> 01:36:02,009
You didn't care how I felt!
1633
01:36:02,032 --> 01:36:04,482
You didn't care how Mom felt!
1634
01:36:05,587 --> 01:36:07,739
I was a coward.
1635
01:36:17,357 --> 01:36:20,982
Coward! Is an understatement.
1636
01:36:21,603 --> 01:36:22,684
Hildie?!
1637
01:36:22,707 --> 01:36:24,100
What are you doing here?
1638
01:36:24,123 --> 01:36:25,480
You know her?!
1639
01:36:25,503 --> 01:36:26,792
You know her?
1640
01:36:26,815 --> 01:36:29,266
What, you speak?!
1641
01:36:30,405 --> 01:36:34,996
Oh, my dearest
Stanley, tell them.
1642
01:36:36,652 --> 01:36:40,461
Well, we used to be
friends in high school.
1643
01:36:40,484 --> 01:36:41,807
Friends?
1644
01:36:41,830 --> 01:36:44,465
Friends, that's
what you'd call us?
1645
01:36:44,488 --> 01:36:46,191
Ohh, Hildie!
1646
01:36:46,214 --> 01:36:50,471
I would've given
up forever... for you.
1647
01:36:50,494 --> 01:36:52,369
It's okay, Madam Hildie.
1648
01:36:52,392 --> 01:36:55,165
We have Esmeralda back.
1649
01:36:55,188 --> 01:36:58,720
We'll finally have some peace
on the reservation again.
1650
01:36:58,743 --> 01:37:03,334
Plus, it seems to me that he
didn't even mean it, right?
1651
01:37:04,370 --> 01:37:05,198
Right?
1652
01:37:06,441 --> 01:37:08,247
It's true!
1653
01:37:14,069 --> 01:37:16,152
It's not true!
1654
01:37:16,175 --> 01:37:18,763
Anyone else care to speak up?
1655
01:37:21,352 --> 01:37:23,527
I didn't think so.
1656
01:37:25,149 --> 01:37:29,774
Did you all think I
did this for her?!
1657
01:37:33,917 --> 01:37:35,401
Of course you did.
1658
01:37:36,402 --> 01:37:37,955
Pathetic!
1659
01:37:38,922 --> 01:37:40,406
Personally...
1660
01:37:41,717 --> 01:37:44,755
I would've rather
him killed the bitch!
1661
01:37:45,721 --> 01:37:48,046
Okay, okay, relax now, Hildie!
1662
01:37:52,867 --> 01:37:55,087
Jesus Christ, wait, wait!
1663
01:37:56,249 --> 01:37:57,987
Okay, okay, Jesus!
1664
01:37:58,010 --> 01:37:58,873
Shit!
1665
01:38:01,254 --> 01:38:03,636
Just a...
1666
01:38:05,949 --> 01:38:07,951
You're on your own, buddy.
1667
01:38:10,781 --> 01:38:12,484
That's okay, Stanley!
1668
01:38:12,507 --> 01:38:13,623
Run away!
1669
01:38:13,646 --> 01:38:15,130
What else is new?!
1670
01:38:19,859 --> 01:38:20,699
Shoot her.
1671
01:38:20,722 --> 01:38:21,907
If there any
bullets in this gun,
1672
01:38:21,930 --> 01:38:23,150
I would've shot
you 10 minutes ago.
1673
01:38:23,173 --> 01:38:23,898
Dammit.
1674
01:38:25,209 --> 01:38:26,291
Ma'am, let's just...
1675
01:38:26,314 --> 01:38:27,729
Nick!
1676
01:38:28,454 --> 01:38:30,905
You're coming with me!
1677
01:38:32,216 --> 01:38:34,816
Let's see if your
beautiful baby girl
1678
01:38:34,839 --> 01:38:37,681
can force you to be a man!
1679
01:38:44,401 --> 01:38:47,473
You could've been half witch.
1680
01:38:48,198 --> 01:38:49,026
Hildie!
1681
01:38:50,752 --> 01:38:52,765
Let my daughter go!
1682
01:38:52,788 --> 01:38:54,836
Oh, this should be good.
1683
01:38:54,859 --> 01:38:56,908
Don't hurt her!
1684
01:38:56,931 --> 01:38:58,806
Now, your problem's with me!
1685
01:38:58,829 --> 01:39:00,382
Here I am, take me!
1686
01:39:02,143 --> 01:39:03,638
I'm all yours!
1687
01:39:03,661 --> 01:39:04,593
Let her go!
1688
01:39:27,789 --> 01:39:28,617
Whoa!
1689
01:39:33,519 --> 01:39:36,913
Let me tell you, you
haven't aged very well.
1690
01:39:44,185 --> 01:39:45,163
Daddy!
1691
01:39:54,057 --> 01:39:56,162
Ahhwww.
1692
01:40:00,477 --> 01:40:01,305
Ally!
1693
01:40:03,135 --> 01:40:06,149
Whatever happens, I love you!
1694
01:40:06,172 --> 01:40:10,498
Never stopped loving you
since the day you were born!
1695
01:40:10,521 --> 01:40:13,985
You thought you
could run from me,
1696
01:40:14,008 --> 01:40:15,802
but, oh...
1697
01:40:16,527 --> 01:40:18,943
how you were wrong.
1698
01:40:21,912 --> 01:40:24,202
What are you laughing at?
1699
01:40:24,225 --> 01:40:25,824
You think this
will make you happy?
1700
01:40:25,847 --> 01:40:27,619
You're wrong.
1701
01:40:27,642 --> 01:40:30,967
You've been hating
humans your entire life,
1702
01:40:30,990 --> 01:40:34,235
and in reality, you
only hated yourself.
1703
01:40:35,132 --> 01:40:36,996
We're no different.
1704
01:40:38,722 --> 01:40:40,379
That was touching.
1705
01:40:41,345 --> 01:40:44,498
Anything else... before you die?!
1706
01:40:47,144 --> 01:40:49,089
You gave a great blowjob.
1707
01:41:17,864 --> 01:41:19,084
Why'd you do that?
1708
01:41:19,107 --> 01:41:21,247
I don't deserve your help.
1709
01:41:22,455 --> 01:41:23,606
Yes, you do.
1710
01:41:23,629 --> 01:41:27,299
I see, now, that you're
a really good man,
1711
01:41:27,322 --> 01:41:29,646
and you deserve a second chance.
1712
01:41:29,669 --> 01:41:33,443
All these years, why
didn't you say something?
1713
01:41:33,466 --> 01:41:35,813
Because you're an asshole.
1714
01:41:36,849 --> 01:41:39,070
Daddy.
Oh, sweetheart.
1715
01:41:39,093 --> 01:41:40,623
I love you.
1716
01:41:40,646 --> 01:41:41,451
Oh, I, ow!
1717
01:41:41,474 --> 01:41:43,004
Ow.
Oh!
1718
01:41:43,027 --> 01:41:44,937
Oh, my gosh, you're bleeding!
Yeah, yeah, it's all right.
1719
01:41:44,960 --> 01:41:46,284
Here, right here.
Oh.
1720
01:41:46,307 --> 01:41:47,837
Hold that.
From now on,
1721
01:41:47,860 --> 01:41:51,392
I'm gonna be there for
you and for Nicholas.
1722
01:41:51,415 --> 01:41:52,658
Thanks, Stan.
1723
01:41:53,762 --> 01:41:55,258
No, no, I...
No, I'm so sorry.
1724
01:41:55,281 --> 01:41:56,248
I'm sorry.
1725
01:41:58,077 --> 01:41:59,113
I love you.
1726
01:42:16,337 --> 01:42:18,730
I've been waiting my
whole life for this.
1727
01:42:18,753 --> 01:42:22,492
Well, turns out
I'm a terrible shot,
1728
01:42:22,515 --> 01:42:24,931
but I think everybody's okay.
1729
01:42:26,036 --> 01:42:28,280
Everyone except Bernie.
1730
01:42:30,903 --> 01:42:32,146
Who's Bernie?
1731
01:42:36,702 --> 01:42:38,267
Oh, him.
1732
01:42:38,290 --> 01:42:39,636
Yeah, he's dead.
1733
01:42:40,464 --> 01:42:41,891
He's very dead.
1734
01:42:41,914 --> 01:42:43,513
So don't you wish
you came along with me
1735
01:42:43,536 --> 01:42:46,781
instead of eating that
shit-flavored snow cone?
1736
01:42:48,092 --> 01:42:49,001
I don't know.
1737
01:42:49,024 --> 01:42:51,625
I think things turned out okay.
1738
01:42:51,648 --> 01:42:53,420
You know him too?
1739
01:42:53,443 --> 01:42:54,904
No, he...
1740
01:42:54,927 --> 01:42:57,562
This son of a bitch
didn't wanna sit on my face.
1741
01:42:57,585 --> 01:42:58,632
What's the big deal, Nick?
1742
01:42:58,655 --> 01:43:00,323
I sit on his face all the time.
1743
01:43:00,346 --> 01:43:01,359
Excuse me?!
1744
01:43:01,382 --> 01:43:02,601
Oh.
It's seat covers.
1745
01:43:02,624 --> 01:43:04,155
We were talking
about seat covers.
1746
01:43:04,178 --> 01:43:05,880
He offered me a ride when I
was heading up to my cabin.
1747
01:43:05,903 --> 01:43:08,814
Ah, the cabin where you
work your overnight shifts.
1748
01:43:08,837 --> 01:43:10,471
Yes, and by overnight shifts,
1749
01:43:10,494 --> 01:43:11,955
if you mean to chain myself up
1750
01:43:11,978 --> 01:43:14,234
and keep everyone safe
until morning, then yes.
1751
01:43:14,257 --> 01:43:16,259
It's actually a
really nice place.
1752
01:43:17,018 --> 01:43:18,502
Sounds like a party.
1753
01:43:20,263 --> 01:43:21,310
No more hiding.
1754
01:43:21,333 --> 01:43:22,518
Mm.
1755
01:43:22,541 --> 01:43:24,278
We're still gonna
keep the chains, right?
1756
01:43:24,301 --> 01:43:26,004
Yes...
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1757
01:43:26,027 --> 01:43:28,248
Look, I'm glad that you and
Nick have found each other
1758
01:43:28,271 --> 01:43:31,458
and all of that, but
please no more chained up,
1759
01:43:31,481 --> 01:43:33,770
sit on my face slumber
party conversation
1760
01:43:33,793 --> 01:43:35,427
around me, alright?
1761
01:43:35,450 --> 01:43:36,946
Will do, sir.
1762
01:43:36,969 --> 01:43:38,810
I think I'm gonna take
that week and go fishing.
1763
01:43:38,833 --> 01:43:40,363
Oh, yeah, promise is a promise.
1764
01:43:40,386 --> 01:43:42,331
Yeah, I think maybe two.
1765
01:43:42,354 --> 01:43:43,769
Maybe two.
Sure.
1766
01:43:44,770 --> 01:43:46,127
Hey, I'm starving!
1767
01:43:46,150 --> 01:43:47,577
Who wants to eat?!
1768
01:43:47,600 --> 01:43:49,096
I know this great little place
1769
01:43:49,119 --> 01:43:50,477
with some nice penis cobbler.
1770
01:43:50,500 --> 01:43:51,892
It's delicious!
1771
01:43:51,915 --> 01:43:53,134
You know what else I like?
1772
01:43:53,157 --> 01:43:55,240
You guys ever been
to Loch Ness Tavern?
1773
01:43:55,263 --> 01:43:58,139
They have great Haitian food!
1774
01:43:58,162 --> 01:44:00,038
Is anyone even listening to me?
1775
01:44:00,061 --> 01:44:01,752
It's because I'm
black, isn't it?
1776
01:44:03,202 --> 01:44:06,240
Uh, can someone please put
me back in the fucking lake?!
1777
01:44:14,489 --> 01:44:19,494
♪ "Chains of Love"
1778
01:44:29,504 --> 01:44:32,829
♪ They say it's not natural
1779
01:44:32,852 --> 01:44:36,005
♪ Like some kind of
strange disease ♪
1780
01:44:36,028 --> 01:44:39,353
♪ And I'm feeling
like a criminal ♪
1781
01:44:39,376 --> 01:44:43,046
♪ Now I don't know
what to believe ♪
1782
01:44:43,069 --> 01:44:46,187
♪ I don't wanna live in shame
1783
01:44:46,210 --> 01:44:49,536
♪ For the things
I can't control ♪
1784
01:44:49,559 --> 01:44:53,160
♪ And I don't
wanna be to blame ♪
1785
01:44:53,183 --> 01:44:56,681
♪ When everything blows
1786
01:44:56,704 --> 01:45:00,029
♪ I'll be buried in the chains
1787
01:45:00,052 --> 01:45:02,480
♪ Buried in the chains of love
1788
01:45:02,503 --> 01:45:06,794
♪ I'll be forever
buried in the chains ♪
1789
01:45:06,817 --> 01:45:09,245
♪ Buried in the chains of love
1790
01:45:09,268 --> 01:45:13,007
♪ And I can't stand the face
1791
01:45:13,030 --> 01:45:16,356
♪ That I see in my reflection
1792
01:45:16,379 --> 01:45:18,634
♪ And I'm buried in the chains
1793
01:45:18,657 --> 01:45:23,662
♪ Buried in the chains of love
1794
01:45:25,388 --> 01:45:28,575
♪ I need to know
if this is real ♪
1795
01:45:28,598 --> 01:45:31,992
♪ Or maybe I'm the only one
1796
01:45:32,015 --> 01:45:35,133
♪ That's not afraid
of how we feel ♪
1797
01:45:35,156 --> 01:45:38,826
♪ Now the seams
are coming undone ♪
1798
01:45:38,849 --> 01:45:42,209
♪ And I can't keep ya here
1799
01:45:42,232 --> 01:45:45,799
♪ If it's not what you want
1800
01:45:45,822 --> 01:45:49,112
♪ Bottled up in fear
1801
01:45:49,135 --> 01:45:50,838
♪ Hiding it all
1802
01:45:50,861 --> 01:45:54,083
♪ I'll be buried in the chains
1803
01:45:54,106 --> 01:45:56,603
♪ Buried in the chains of love
1804
01:45:56,626 --> 01:46:00,883
♪ I'll be forever
buried in the chains ♪
1805
01:46:00,906 --> 01:46:03,334
♪ Buried in the chains of love
1806
01:46:03,357 --> 01:46:07,096
♪ And I can't stand the face
1807
01:46:07,119 --> 01:46:10,410
♪ That I see in my reflection
1808
01:46:10,433 --> 01:46:12,688
♪ And I'm buried in the chains
1809
01:46:12,711 --> 01:46:17,716
♪ Buried in the chains of love
1810
01:46:21,202 --> 01:46:26,207
♪ No matter what I
do, won't let me go ♪
1811
01:46:28,036 --> 01:46:32,880
♪ I won't let it go
1812
01:46:32,903 --> 01:46:36,021
♪ There's something
here I can't explain ♪
1813
01:46:36,044 --> 01:46:39,404
♪ And it's tearing
my world apart ♪
1814
01:46:39,427 --> 01:46:42,683
♪ Though I know
it can be tamed ♪
1815
01:46:42,706 --> 01:46:46,515
♪ And it's breaking my heart
1816
01:46:46,538 --> 01:46:49,897
♪ I'll be buried in the chains
1817
01:46:49,920 --> 01:46:52,348
♪ Buried in the chains of love
1818
01:46:52,371 --> 01:46:56,628
♪ I'll be forever
buried in the chains ♪
1819
01:46:56,651 --> 01:46:59,113
♪ Buried in the chains of love
1820
01:46:59,136 --> 01:47:02,807
♪ And I can't stand the face
1821
01:47:02,830 --> 01:47:06,155
♪ That I see in my reflection
1822
01:47:06,178 --> 01:47:08,468
♪ And I'm buried in the chains
1823
01:47:08,491 --> 01:47:12,426
♪ Buried in the chains of love
120743
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Irish
Italian
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
