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(Mr. Newell) As you go forth
on your journey, and lead us
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into the next century,
I know that you're going out
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into this world and will give
one hundred and ten percent.
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You are the best
and you are the brightest.
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We could be looking at the
future leaders of this country.
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(Gagging sounds)
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Writers, senators,
and scientists.
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Humanitarians and
heads of industry.
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(JD) A lot of years have
passed since that graduation.
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And coming out of continuation
school, I had no clue what we
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were gonna do with our lives.
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But I knew for sure that none
of us were gonna become senators
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or scientists.
Just ain't gonna happen.
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Sparky was a wild one,
man. The beauty of Sparky
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was that you never knew
where he was comin from.
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(Sparky)
Who took a dump in my mouth?
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(JD) Sparky would rip
off a line of "fuck you's"
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better than
anybody I ever heard.
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I'm gonna castrate you
and fuck your mother in the
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fucking ass with your own
fucking dick. Fuck you!
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Shit. Lardo? He was everything
you could've asked for in
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a friend. He was funny, he was
charming, had a way with words--
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(Lardo) Dude, shit happens.
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Did pretty good with the chicks
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and always seemed to make
light of a serious situation.
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(Radio) My fellow Americans, I'm
pleased to tell you today that
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I've signed legislation that
will outlaw Russia forever.
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We begin bombing
in five minutes.
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(Screams)
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Together, we were one.
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I mean, we had it all.
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At least I thought we did.
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And every summer, we'd
get a visit from Iris.
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(Knock on door)
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Iris!
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(Brenda) Anne wants to know when
are you coming to The Hut.
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(Green)
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There's coffee in the kitchen.
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(Yawn)
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And then there was Anne.
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(Liv) Johnny boy, why is the
door closed with a girl inside?
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(JD) Give me five minutes, Mom.
I'm having sex!
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Johnny, stop that, now! Bad boy!
What will the neighbours
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think - girl in your
room and the door closed?
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They'll think I'm getting laid!
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(JD) Like we always said, a little
bit of booty never hurt nobody.
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♪♪
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Growing up as a kid
on the beach was a blast.
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I mean, everybody
knew everybody.
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The surf was always good,
and every night was a party.
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JD! What's up man?
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(JD) Hey, Skinner!
What's happening, dude?
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Somebody's parents were always
gone for the weekend, and if
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that didn't happen, we'd take
it to the Shelburn House.
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(Explosion, Rock music)
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But what went down
over the next 24 hours is
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something I will never forget.
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So check this out.
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Every kid has someone
they look up to, right?
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Whether it's a baseball
player, a rock star,
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or drives a race car - a hero.
Well it just so happened that
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my hero, he lived right down
the street. And this guy had
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the ability to make you feel
like you were walking on water.
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(Knock on door)
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(Mooney) What's up?
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(JD) Hey.
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Twenty, twenty-five,
forty-five,
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fifty bucks. One more
payment and it's mine.
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(Knock on door)
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Hi!
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(Richard) Hello!
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(Carol) Morning.
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Hi, hello!
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Hi, hello! Sorry it's so
early, but, um, this may be
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a little bit embarrassing,
but we're lost.
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Would you happen to know were
1117 Shelburn Lane might be?
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I do.
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(Carol) Oh, great.
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(Richard) Oh good.
That's wonderful.
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Excuse me.
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(Richard) (Carol)
Yeah, okay. Oh, thanks.
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(Mooney) Yuppies!
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You know what?
Day after graduation,
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summer's callin;
I'm gonna give you your board.
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Just pay me when
you got the cash.
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Here's your board.
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This is um, you know,
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it's your board. I mean,
I made it for you, so you
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take care of the board and
she'll take care of you.
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Now go on.
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Make me proud.
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(Deep sigh)
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Hey Mooney.
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Wanna come?
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No, I gotta work.
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♪♪
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(Del) Two, q, a, n.
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Five, seven, four.
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Hey, JD!
How's it goin?
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Hey, Del.
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Surfing, huh?
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Yeah, I was.
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Q, a, n.
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Hey, I found this seaweed
with these shells.
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It's sparkling, see?
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Oh yeah?
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And this.
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Sea glass.
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Q, a, n.
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I'm not really in the mood
for a nature study right now.
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Q, a, n.
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Five, seven, four.
Five, seven--
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(JD) Oh shit.
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Fuck!
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(Sparky) Nice!
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(Cigarette lighter)
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(shouts) Wake up,
Venture! Whoo! Ha-ha!
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(Rock music)
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(squealing tires)
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(Sparky) Watch your
fucking driving, asshole!
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You stupid blind fucker!
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(Bang)
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(Driver) What the fuck, man?
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'Sup, man? What are you
gonna do, huh? C'mon!
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Get the fuck back in your car
and drive back to your stupid
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valley and stay outta my city!
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Fucking Venture surfers!
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Yeah, you say that, and then
you drive off, you pussy!
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Fuckin Souther!
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♪♪
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(Kid) What's up, JD?
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(Filipe) Que pasa, JD!
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I lost my board, man!
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Maybe someone took it.
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Took it? No one takes
surfboards around here, Amigo!
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(JD) Hey, Harry.
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(Harry) Hey, JD!
Where's your board?
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Gone? I don't know.
Maybe someone stole it.
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Stole your board?
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Uh-huh.
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Mother-fucker!
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Mh-mm.
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(Peggy) Beer! I don't spend
every day working my ass
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off at the DMV so you
can buy beer, old man!
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I didn't buy it!
JD gave me one.
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What?
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J, did you give him beer?
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No.
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Where's your board?
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(Fart)
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(Fart)
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(Gigi)
Rise and shine, ladies!
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C'mon, get up.
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(Stan) Why are
you doing this to me?
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(Coco) (Groans) You know, in some
countries, this is considered torture?
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(Gigi) Listen up!
JD lost his board!
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So?
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Well, so you guys should
go help him find it!
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He lost the Mooney?
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Yeah, the Mooney!
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(Laughs)
That shit didn't happen!
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It happened!
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Seriously, you guys should
go help him find it!
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He should help me find the bong!
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Oh, God!
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Where is it?
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(JD) Dude, why?
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(Lardo) I don't know.
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I mean how does something
like this happen?
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(JD) Dude, I have no idea.
Mooney's gonna kill me.
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(Lardo) I mean, it's
just kinda incredible that
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your board would just be gone.
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I know.
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Hey, what's goin on, guys?
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Sparks!
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Punk!
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Hey, Bro!
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Where's your board, man?
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Dude, my board got pilfered!
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Dude, don't flip out, alright?
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I can't fucking
believe this shit!
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I'm gonna fucking
kill all of 'em!
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I mean, they just come,
and they just take our fucking
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boards like it's nothing? These
are our boards, our property.
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Fuck them! Fuck off--
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(Iris) Alright, I'm here.
Where's the fire?
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(Anne) Thank you. Okay, um,
can you fold these please,
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and then put them
outside when you're done?
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Only because I need
you in my life.
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Love you.
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So how's things?
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Oh, you know.
Same old together one day,
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broken up the next.
Back together again.
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On again, off again.
Sex one day, no sex the next.
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It's nice to know we
have the same problems.
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...their fucking beating
heart outta their chest and
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show it to 'em. Gonna--
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Yeah, I--
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uh Anne?
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I'm not fucking around!
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Yeah?
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That boy's not
good for business.
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They just fucked with Sparky,
and Sparky's gonna fuck 'em up!
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That's just Sparky.
He breaks it, he buys it!
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All day!
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Pretend this little fuckin totem
poll's their fucking face!
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(Breathes heavily)
Whoa.
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(Anne) Hey, JD, um...
Um, where's your board?
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It's gone!
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Hey, JD.
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Hey, Iris.
How's your mom?
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She's in Vegas with
her new boyfriend.
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Hey, did you look up
and down the beach?
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Of course.
Ah, please. Come on!
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Well, wait. Maybe the
tide took it out, Dude.
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How many times a
year do I go out?
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A lot.
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And how many times
have I lost my board?
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A lot.
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Yeah, and how many times
have I swum in to get it?
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As many times as you lost it.
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Right. And how many times was
it right there waiting for me?
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Yeah.
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Every time.
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Exactly, Dude. Every time,
except this fucking time.
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(Lardo) Whoa! Did anyone hear
about Reagan bombing Russia?
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(Iris) What?
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Reagan.
Reagan's bombing Russia.
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I heard it on the
radio this morning.
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(Iris) Shhhh. You're that
stoned that Reagan is talking to
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you personally through a radio?
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No, no.
I'm not that stoned.
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I'm that stoned.
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(Laughs)
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Dude, me too!
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Let's get more stoned!
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What am I gonna do, man?
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Fuck! This is,
this is a symbol
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for all that's sacred
to our way of life.
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(Iris) So, what? ls something
sacred to your way of life?
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Wake up.
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A surfboard is the most sacred
thing to our way of life.
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It's, it's um
it's your girlfriend,
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your car and
your dick - all in one.
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Guys, he's like a Mexican Jesus.
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So, uh, Jesus, what do we do?
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We do what we do whenever
we don't know what to do.
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♪♪
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Party at the Shelburn
House again, Anne? C'mon -
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gotta meet some new people;
withering away over here.
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Oh God, Iris, please! Shut up!
Have some fun! Lighten up!
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I want to have fun.
I really do.
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Okay, then have fun.
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00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,060
Uh. Okay,
who's gonna be there?
255
00:19:34,139 --> 00:19:36,229
Well, who do you think?
256
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:41,340
Um, JD, Lardo, The yard guys,
Mike Moke, um, James, Bernard-
257
00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:44,381
What?
What is your problem?
258
00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:45,710
I just, well, look.
259
00:19:45,791 --> 00:19:48,650
I wanna meet some guys who are
into the same things I'm into.
260
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:52,052
Um, Iris, boyfriends aren't
into poetry, painting and art.
261
00:19:54,662 --> 00:19:57,491
Just have some fun,
for me, please, please?
262
00:19:57,561 --> 00:19:59,561
Yeah, for you.
It's easy for you to say.
263
00:19:59,631 --> 00:20:01,103
You've got sunshine
boy out there.
264
00:20:01,172 --> 00:20:02,963
Okay, that's not that easy.
265
00:20:03,043 --> 00:20:06,102
Know what? First chance I get,
I'm getting outta here.
266
00:20:06,173 --> 00:20:08,772
I'm going to New York and
I'm gonna be an artist.
267
00:20:08,843 --> 00:20:12,014
You know, I don't care about
being rich or famous, dude.
268
00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:14,274
I just wanna work,
and keep my edge.
269
00:20:14,355 --> 00:20:15,314
Your edge.
270
00:20:15,384 --> 00:20:19,044
Yeah. My edge. And
when I do get a boyfriend,
271
00:20:19,124 --> 00:20:22,185
he'll be into poetry,
painting and art. You watch.
272
00:20:22,266 --> 00:20:24,996
Um, news flash, Iris. Hmm.
Boyfriends who are into
273
00:20:25,064 --> 00:20:28,325
all that already have
boyfriends of their own.
274
00:20:29,636 --> 00:20:31,226
Crap.
275
00:20:35,476 --> 00:20:37,706
I got an idea!
276
00:20:37,777 --> 00:20:39,208
Oh really? What?
277
00:20:39,277 --> 00:20:41,217
Let's flash Sparky.
278
00:20:41,618 --> 00:20:42,637
Okay.
279
00:20:42,718 --> 00:20:43,408
You ready?
280
00:20:43,487 --> 00:20:43,978
Yeah.
281
00:20:44,047 --> 00:20:47,418
One, two, three!
282
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:53,018
What the hell is wrong with you?
283
00:20:53,099 --> 00:20:55,499
♪♪
284
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:04,170
Alright, JD. Tell me the
story in excruciating detail.
285
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:06,470
Alright, so--
286
00:21:06,540 --> 00:21:10,382
I was out on my board
and then like all of a sudden
287
00:21:10,450 --> 00:21:13,971
out of nowhere this like
perfect wave just comes at me.
288
00:21:14,051 --> 00:21:17,581
So I paddle into it, right? And
I get up, and I lay down like
289
00:21:17,652 --> 00:21:21,651
this sweet bottom turn and then
like, I was right there, yeah.
290
00:21:21,722 --> 00:21:25,132
I'm right there, and the wave
just starts throwing its lip
291
00:21:25,193 --> 00:21:27,863
over me, just like throwing
it over me like that.
292
00:21:27,933 --> 00:21:30,734
It was like the most
beautiful feeling of my life.
293
00:21:30,804 --> 00:21:32,834
And what happened
after that, man?
294
00:21:33,503 --> 00:21:34,443
Uhh--
295
00:21:34,503 --> 00:21:36,474
C'mon, man. You had
to see something, bro.
296
00:21:36,544 --> 00:21:40,074
Yeah, uh, I'm
looking around, and--
297
00:21:44,614 --> 00:21:46,215
and I see Del!
298
00:21:46,285 --> 00:21:49,386
Yeah, man! The first person
I saw on the beach was Del!
299
00:21:56,767 --> 00:21:58,287
Del!
300
00:21:58,367 --> 00:21:59,857
Hey Del!
301
00:22:00,468 --> 00:22:03,307
Oh. Hey, Guys.
What's up?
302
00:22:03,377 --> 00:22:04,037
Hey.
303
00:22:04,108 --> 00:22:05,168
Hey, hey.
304
00:22:06,248 --> 00:22:07,337
Everything okay?
305
00:22:07,407 --> 00:22:09,678
Yeah. Del, uh, listen.
306
00:22:09,747 --> 00:22:11,338
Do you remember seeing
me this morning?
307
00:22:11,419 --> 00:22:14,909
Sure. It was about 08:57,
close to nine. I tell time by
308
00:22:14,989 --> 00:22:17,919
the sun and I usually get it
right within a minute or two.
309
00:22:17,988 --> 00:22:20,519
Alright, well, look, my
surfboard got stolen.
310
00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:22,189
Did you see anything?
311
00:22:22,259 --> 00:22:24,730
Yeah. Did you
see anything?
312
00:22:24,799 --> 00:22:26,460
What do you mean - the Souther?
313
00:22:27,570 --> 00:22:31,300
He was driven' a Datsun 2802.
It was orange.
314
00:22:31,370 --> 00:22:32,701
Do you remember anything else?
315
00:22:32,772 --> 00:22:35,671
Dudes, you can't get the
right answers in life unless
316
00:22:35,741 --> 00:22:38,181
you ask the right questions.
317
00:22:40,551 --> 00:22:42,012
Whoa.
318
00:22:42,982 --> 00:22:46,013
(Lardo) 2QAN574.
319
00:22:54,364 --> 00:22:57,234
(Sparky) So, what
is the right question?
320
00:22:57,304 --> 00:22:58,764
(JD) I don't know.
321
00:23:03,145 --> 00:23:07,005
Really, JD, if I could find
the guy who did this to you,
322
00:23:07,744 --> 00:23:09,834
I would kill him.
323
00:23:10,184 --> 00:23:12,747
No. You know what?
I wouldn't just kill him,
324
00:23:13,216 --> 00:23:16,887
I'd beat his ass first,
and then I would kill him.
325
00:23:18,056 --> 00:23:20,687
No. You know what? I'd
kick his ass and kill him,
326
00:23:20,757 --> 00:23:24,157
but first, I'd steal his board
so he knew what it felt like.
327
00:23:24,727 --> 00:23:25,857
Shut up, stupid.
328
00:23:25,937 --> 00:23:28,167
Why would he steal JD's
board if he already had one?
329
00:23:28,237 --> 00:23:29,568
What?
330
00:23:29,638 --> 00:23:31,729
If he had a board
to steal, I mean.
331
00:23:31,808 --> 00:23:33,169
I'd steal that one.
332
00:23:33,238 --> 00:23:36,469
Wait. What?
Which one would you steal?
333
00:23:36,548 --> 00:23:38,709
I'd steal 'em both, Dude.
334
00:23:38,779 --> 00:23:39,439
Yeah.
335
00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:40,949
I'm a badass.
336
00:23:41,019 --> 00:23:43,949
Okay, so how are we
gonna find this guy?
337
00:23:44,019 --> 00:23:46,389
Oh, she said something
about that Souther
338
00:23:46,460 --> 00:23:48,390
in the Datsun, yeah?
339
00:23:48,461 --> 00:23:50,790
Yeah, right.
The orange 2802, huh?
340
00:23:50,861 --> 00:23:51,420
Yeah.
341
00:23:51,491 --> 00:23:53,291
You stupid blind fucker!
342
00:23:53,362 --> 00:23:54,801
(squealing tires)
343
00:23:55,161 --> 00:23:56,931
Ahhh!
344
00:23:57,001 --> 00:23:58,521
Oh fuck.
Here we go again.
345
00:23:58,602 --> 00:23:59,472
What!
346
00:23:59,542 --> 00:24:02,533
What, Sparky?
What, Sparky?
347
00:24:02,611 --> 00:24:06,562
What? I saw a guy
driving an orange 2802,
348
00:24:06,642 --> 00:24:09,543
but I didn't think that
anyone would fuckin steal
349
00:24:09,613 --> 00:24:11,842
a board so I didn't even
get a good look at him!
350
00:24:11,913 --> 00:24:14,353
(Slap)
Dude! Relax!
351
00:24:14,424 --> 00:24:16,984
What? Fuck you;
I'm not gonna relax!
352
00:24:17,054 --> 00:24:19,155
What? You're just
remembering this now?
353
00:24:19,224 --> 00:24:20,094
I'm gonna fuckin kill this guy!
354
00:24:20,164 --> 00:24:22,625
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Who, the Souther?
355
00:24:22,695 --> 00:24:26,155
Yeah, man. He was driving
around in this sleazy fuckin
356
00:24:26,235 --> 00:24:28,705
pick-up-some-pussy-valley-boy
car with the
357
00:24:28,765 --> 00:24:32,725
board hanging out the back,
dude. Green and yellow, right?
358
00:24:33,345 --> 00:24:34,566
Yeah?
359
00:24:34,646 --> 00:24:37,076
Yeah? Well how do you
know he was a Souther?
360
00:24:37,776 --> 00:24:42,216
Dude, he had a fuckin
typical Ken doll haircut.
361
00:24:42,686 --> 00:24:46,178
Total valley
boy faggy-ass shit, and-
362
00:24:46,257 --> 00:24:49,157
the fucker had
pants. Like, slacks.
363
00:24:49,228 --> 00:24:50,248
Pants?
364
00:24:50,328 --> 00:24:51,517
Pants?
365
00:24:51,598 --> 00:24:53,388
Uh-oh.
366
00:24:55,369 --> 00:24:58,389
Hey guys, uh, look who it is.
367
00:24:59,409 --> 00:25:01,399
It's red bikini girl.
368
00:25:01,469 --> 00:25:02,909
(JD) Red bikini girl.
369
00:25:02,979 --> 00:25:04,840
(Lardo) Coming straight for you.
370
00:25:04,910 --> 00:25:07,680
Check it out.
371
00:25:14,590 --> 00:25:17,822
What I wouldn't do to
nib on one of those nibs.
372
00:25:20,831 --> 00:25:22,891
(Sparky) Dude,
what I wouldn't do to
373
00:25:22,961 --> 00:25:24,992
suck on both of those nipples.
374
00:25:35,513 --> 00:25:38,744
(JD And Lardo) A little bit
of booty never hurt nobody!
375
00:25:47,024 --> 00:25:48,615
(JD) Your mom home, Sparky?
376
00:25:48,694 --> 00:25:51,094
Maybe we should
go in and say hi.
377
00:25:51,566 --> 00:25:53,256
Yeah, I don't know.
378
00:25:54,066 --> 00:25:55,495
(JD) She okay?
379
00:25:55,565 --> 00:25:56,656
Yeah.
380
00:26:00,776 --> 00:26:02,207
Shit.
381
00:26:02,607 --> 00:26:03,806
What?
382
00:26:04,446 --> 00:26:07,467
I'm supposed to
meet this kid today-
383
00:26:07,547 --> 00:26:08,876
I'm selling him my skateboard.
384
00:26:08,947 --> 00:26:10,538
You're selling your skateboard?
385
00:26:11,048 --> 00:26:13,577
Yeah, they're gonna
shut off our electric if
386
00:26:13,658 --> 00:26:14,878
we don't pay the bill.
387
00:26:14,958 --> 00:26:16,189
Seriously, bro?
388
00:26:16,258 --> 00:26:17,518
How much?
389
00:26:18,158 --> 00:26:19,418
Sixteen dollars.
390
00:26:19,498 --> 00:26:20,859
(JD) Don't sweat it, Dude.
391
00:26:20,930 --> 00:26:26,329
Uh, we have to figure out
this, uh, what is it 2QAN--
392
00:26:26,399 --> 00:26:27,390
Later.
393
00:26:28,139 --> 00:26:29,259
Later?
394
00:26:29,339 --> 00:26:30,500
Yeah, later.
395
00:26:30,571 --> 00:26:32,801
First we're gonna
get sixteen bucks.
396
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:38,810
You ready?
397
00:26:42,892 --> 00:26:44,652
Check this dude out.
398
00:26:46,291 --> 00:26:49,053
Mr. C, how ya doing?
399
00:26:49,633 --> 00:26:51,092
Hey!
400
00:26:51,933 --> 00:26:54,733
So, uh, anyway, Mr. Candidas--
401
00:26:54,802 --> 00:26:56,262
(Mr. C) Candianadas.
402
00:26:56,333 --> 00:27:00,004
Uh, okay, so I see this
bitchin' wave coming in,
403
00:27:00,074 --> 00:27:01,333
right? I see this--
404
00:27:01,404 --> 00:27:02,803
I've already heard
this stupid story from
405
00:27:02,874 --> 00:27:04,744
your step-father, the drunk.
406
00:27:04,814 --> 00:27:07,244
Oh yeah? He was in here
already? (Boxes fall)
407
00:27:07,314 --> 00:27:08,444
Oh that's great, typical.
408
00:27:08,515 --> 00:27:09,715
(Mr. C) Hey!
409
00:27:09,786 --> 00:27:12,516
Hey, so uh yeah, I was trying
to tell ya a story, alright?
410
00:27:12,584 --> 00:27:14,954
So listen. So I drop in on this
wave, and I'm like totally
411
00:27:15,025 --> 00:27:18,086
stoked and then it was like,
I'm doin a cut-back and I lay
412
00:27:18,157 --> 00:27:20,556
it down with my hand and
I'm like skimming it with my
413
00:27:20,626 --> 00:27:22,966
hand, and the lip
starts folding over.
414
00:27:23,036 --> 00:27:25,296
It's like coming over me like
this, so I'm like, "Whoa!
415
00:27:25,366 --> 00:27:28,697
"And then I'm like "whoa" and
this giant liquid cavern of
416
00:27:28,768 --> 00:27:31,468
liquid water from
another planet.
417
00:27:31,537 --> 00:27:34,567
(Lardo) Dude, I've been
looking for these all day!
418
00:27:35,648 --> 00:27:37,138
Look what I found.
419
00:27:37,218 --> 00:27:39,209
(JD) Alright!
Yeah, we'll have these.
420
00:27:39,288 --> 00:27:43,378
(Lardo) Beef.
Uh, got any dough?
421
00:27:44,288 --> 00:27:45,920
Uh, no.
Do you?
422
00:27:45,990 --> 00:27:47,049
Yeah, um.
423
00:27:47,130 --> 00:27:48,749
We're gonna have to come
back for those later.
424
00:27:48,830 --> 00:27:51,819
Yeah, later.
Okay. Catch ya!
425
00:27:53,070 --> 00:27:54,620
Let's get outta here!
426
00:27:56,071 --> 00:27:57,930
Feels kinda good, huh?
427
00:27:58,001 --> 00:27:58,971
What?
428
00:27:59,041 --> 00:28:03,071
Helping out Sparky's mom.
She's a nice lady.
429
00:28:04,312 --> 00:28:05,612
Can you keep a secret?
430
00:28:05,682 --> 00:28:09,083
Dude. Yeah.
What- what's up?
431
00:28:09,151 --> 00:28:10,782
Alice is not really his mom.
432
00:28:10,852 --> 00:28:11,871
What?
433
00:28:11,952 --> 00:28:14,583
Yeah. She's his grandma.
He just calls her that.
434
00:28:14,653 --> 00:28:15,853
Where's his mom?
435
00:28:15,924 --> 00:28:17,323
She bailed, man.
436
00:28:19,333 --> 00:28:20,923
Whoa.
437
00:28:20,994 --> 00:28:23,524
There ya go, son
sixteen dollars.
438
00:28:23,604 --> 00:28:26,224
There you go; thank you sir.
439
00:28:27,374 --> 00:28:28,964
This is a nice couch.
440
00:28:29,034 --> 00:28:30,935
Got it at Sears.
441
00:28:31,605 --> 00:28:35,016
Now if the wife asks, I
didn't give you any money.
442
00:28:35,646 --> 00:28:37,775
Sure; okay.
443
00:28:38,986 --> 00:28:41,745
Harry, Peggy works
at the DMV, right?
444
00:28:41,816 --> 00:28:42,946
Um-hmmm.
445
00:28:43,026 --> 00:28:44,486
What?
446
00:28:45,386 --> 00:28:47,756
(Peggy) Alright.
Bye, Marge.
447
00:28:47,827 --> 00:28:49,347
Okay.
448
00:28:49,427 --> 00:28:54,557
We got 2QUAN574, 1979
Datsun, registered to a
449
00:28:54,638 --> 00:28:57,897
seventeen-year-old
kid name Brian Kramer,
450
00:28:57,968 --> 00:29:01,027
212 South Valley
Road, Valley Village.
451
00:29:01,739 --> 00:29:02,569
Here ya go!
452
00:29:02,649 --> 00:29:04,139
Brian Kramer.
453
00:29:04,549 --> 00:29:06,639
You don't know how much
we appreciate this.
454
00:29:06,719 --> 00:29:09,779
Well, do me a favour.
Don't kill him.
455
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:13,210
Oh, and next time you
sell Harry some stolen beer,
456
00:29:13,290 --> 00:29:15,811
get something better
than this shit, please.
457
00:29:18,860 --> 00:29:20,661
Fuckin Southers!
458
00:29:26,402 --> 00:29:29,271
Oooh, stand by with the beer!
459
00:29:31,672 --> 00:29:33,203
(Laughs)
460
00:29:35,043 --> 00:29:37,013
(Coughing)
461
00:29:37,083 --> 00:29:39,313
If you barf,
I am not cleaning that up.
462
00:29:39,384 --> 00:29:41,613
That what dogs are for, tardo.
463
00:29:43,723 --> 00:29:44,693
(Red Bikini Girl)
Hey boys.
464
00:29:44,754 --> 00:29:47,124
Red bikini girl.
465
00:29:47,723 --> 00:29:50,894
Little bit of booty
never hurt nobody!
466
00:29:56,935 --> 00:29:58,836
(Brenda) Do you think
she's had a boob job?
467
00:29:58,906 --> 00:30:00,496
(Anne) Hey mom?
468
00:30:00,576 --> 00:30:01,596
Yeah, honey.
469
00:30:01,676 --> 00:30:04,306
Can we like have a bottle
of something, please?
470
00:30:04,377 --> 00:30:05,866
Oh go ahead.
471
00:30:05,946 --> 00:30:07,607
Take the half-bottle
of vodka from the bar.
472
00:30:07,688 --> 00:30:09,448
But no drinking and driving.
473
00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:12,077
Okay. Thanks, Mom.
You rock. Hard.
474
00:30:12,157 --> 00:30:14,347
Yeah well, I used to.
475
00:30:14,427 --> 00:30:15,357
(JD) Anne!
476
00:30:15,427 --> 00:30:16,117
Yeah!
477
00:30:16,197 --> 00:30:17,178
I found it!
478
00:30:17,258 --> 00:30:18,788
You found your board?
Great!
479
00:30:18,858 --> 00:30:19,888
Hi, JD.
480
00:30:19,968 --> 00:30:21,019
Oh, hey, Brenda.
481
00:30:21,097 --> 00:30:22,468
What's this about your board?
482
00:30:22,538 --> 00:30:24,799
Oh yeah, we know where it is;
I've just gotta go get it.
483
00:30:24,868 --> 00:30:26,999
Hey, can we go back to my house?
I need to change.
484
00:30:27,069 --> 00:30:28,199
Yeah, yeah, sure.
485
00:30:28,269 --> 00:30:30,269
Need a hand, JD?
486
00:30:32,749 --> 00:30:34,179
(Laughs)
487
00:30:34,250 --> 00:30:36,150
Anne, your mom's like totally
hitting on me, again.
488
00:30:36,220 --> 00:30:38,580
(Anne) Mom, c'mon!
We talked about this!
489
00:30:38,650 --> 00:30:39,641
Okay, we're going, Jeez!
490
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:40,310
(JD) Wow.
491
00:30:40,390 --> 00:30:41,790
(Anne) Bye! I love you!
492
00:30:41,851 --> 00:30:43,290
I love you, too!
Have fun!
493
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:45,321
(JD) How come
you're never like that.
494
00:30:45,390 --> 00:30:48,492
♪♪
495
00:30:48,562 --> 00:30:52,861
(Liv) Oh, there you are Johnny-boy.
I heard what happened.
496
00:30:52,932 --> 00:30:54,561
Oh, honey.
497
00:30:54,632 --> 00:30:55,963
Mom!
498
00:30:56,042 --> 00:30:58,563
The milkman told me.
Oh, Johnny.
499
00:30:58,643 --> 00:30:59,873
C'mon, Mom.
500
00:30:59,943 --> 00:31:03,843
Oh, don't worry. We'll get it
back for you, my poor baby.
501
00:31:05,044 --> 00:31:06,644
We're onto it, Ma, really.
502
00:31:07,853 --> 00:31:09,815
Oh, Johnny.
503
00:31:11,454 --> 00:31:13,784
I give you some stew
to take with you.
504
00:31:18,425 --> 00:31:19,865
La Lumbie.
505
00:31:20,995 --> 00:31:23,437
C'mon, sweetheart, huh?
506
00:31:23,506 --> 00:31:25,366
Did you miss me?
507
00:31:25,436 --> 00:31:26,596
(Kiss)
508
00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:29,076
I need ya now.
I do.
509
00:31:31,876 --> 00:31:34,348
Come on now.
Come on.
510
00:31:34,417 --> 00:31:35,777
Here you go, honey.
511
00:31:35,847 --> 00:31:38,448
Jesus, Mom; I'm communing
with my automobile, here.
512
00:31:38,517 --> 00:31:41,458
Oh Johnny, please.
Just try it. Just try it!
513
00:31:42,218 --> 00:31:43,559
Alright, alright.
514
00:31:45,228 --> 00:31:46,319
Uh-huh.
515
00:31:46,398 --> 00:31:47,559
Yes, good.
516
00:31:47,629 --> 00:31:48,818
Uh, now can I go?
517
00:31:48,899 --> 00:31:50,089
Oh, yeah.
518
00:31:50,169 --> 00:31:52,860
Here, Anne.
Hold this. I've gotta focus.
519
00:31:52,939 --> 00:31:54,370
Okay, baby.
520
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:57,530
C'mon. C'mon.
Come to Papa.
521
00:31:57,610 --> 00:31:59,400
(Turns over slowly)
That's it.
522
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:01,441
Come one, come on baby, come on.
523
00:32:01,510 --> 00:32:02,881
(Engine cranks)
524
00:32:02,952 --> 00:32:05,211
Whoo!
Atta girl!
525
00:32:05,281 --> 00:32:07,210
♪♪
526
00:32:07,281 --> 00:32:08,981
(squealing tires)
527
00:32:09,051 --> 00:32:11,142
Good luck, Johnny!
528
00:32:12,252 --> 00:32:15,022
(Loud music and singing)
529
00:32:19,932 --> 00:32:23,803
So get this. I totally
saw this guy today, man.
530
00:32:23,873 --> 00:32:27,433
He's drivin' down the road,
in this bright-ass orange,
531
00:32:27,504 --> 00:32:33,175
look at me, 2802; the typical
Souther. I mean, it seemed
532
00:32:33,244 --> 00:32:36,844
like his hair was personally
styled by Vidal Sassoon.
533
00:32:36,914 --> 00:32:38,215
(Laughs)
534
00:32:38,284 --> 00:32:40,486
And uh, he was wearing pants.
535
00:32:40,556 --> 00:32:41,486
(Anne) What?
536
00:32:41,925 --> 00:32:43,256
(Lardo) Pants.
537
00:32:43,325 --> 00:32:45,016
Pants!
538
00:32:58,378 --> 00:33:00,938
(Banks on door)
(Guy) C'mon, I gotta pee!
539
00:33:03,147 --> 00:33:07,518
(JD) Everybody! We got a
situation here, so listen up!
540
00:33:08,849 --> 00:33:12,590
These fucking Southers.
They come to our beautiful
541
00:33:12,658 --> 00:33:16,089
beach, and they desecrate
it, and I'm sick of it!
542
00:33:16,159 --> 00:33:19,560
It's over, and they're
going to pay, now!
543
00:33:19,630 --> 00:33:20,601
Yeah!!
544
00:33:20,670 --> 00:33:22,290
So fucking frightening.
545
00:33:22,371 --> 00:33:24,431
Totally.
It turns me on.
546
00:33:24,500 --> 00:33:25,470
What?
547
00:33:25,541 --> 00:33:26,330
Whatever.
548
00:33:26,410 --> 00:33:27,801
God, you're so weird.
549
00:33:27,872 --> 00:33:30,902
(JD) Alright now, here's the
deal. An elite team of us,
550
00:33:30,982 --> 00:33:35,881
a band of brothers are gonna go
tonight, in La Lumbie and we're
551
00:33:35,952 --> 00:33:40,543
gonna find this guy and we're
gonna bring my board back!
552
00:33:40,622 --> 00:33:43,113
(Cheering)
553
00:33:43,623 --> 00:33:44,613
We're going.
554
00:33:44,692 --> 00:33:46,123
No. Anne, no.
I'm not going.
555
00:33:46,193 --> 00:33:48,134
Yes. Shut up, Iris.
We're going. Shut up!
556
00:33:48,193 --> 00:33:49,493
Oh shit.
557
00:33:53,474 --> 00:33:54,634
(Loud burp)
558
00:33:54,703 --> 00:33:59,305
My fellow Venturians,
the time has come.
559
00:33:59,375 --> 00:34:01,034
Lardo!
560
00:34:01,115 --> 00:34:02,575
Fuck it.
561
00:34:02,645 --> 00:34:04,135
(Car starts)
562
00:34:04,214 --> 00:34:07,087
(Cheering)
563
00:34:11,386 --> 00:34:13,016
Mooney's?
564
00:34:15,597 --> 00:34:17,327
What are we doing here?
565
00:34:17,398 --> 00:34:19,298
There's somethin' I need to do.
566
00:34:24,568 --> 00:34:28,868
So Mike, I know I shoulda been
more careful. I'm gonna get
567
00:34:28,939 --> 00:34:32,399
the board back and I'm gonna
get you that last payment, too.
568
00:34:33,650 --> 00:34:37,879
We got an address; we know
where this guy is, so you know,
569
00:34:39,220 --> 00:34:41,920
don't worry.
It'll be easy.
570
00:34:48,701 --> 00:34:50,461
(Ginger) These kids.
571
00:34:51,231 --> 00:34:53,172
They're gonna run
off to the valley,
572
00:34:53,241 --> 00:34:55,172
and probably get
into a bunch of trouble.
573
00:35:10,053 --> 00:35:12,615
Let's go get us a surfboard.
574
00:35:13,195 --> 00:35:15,854
Mooney's comin with us?
Now we can take on the
575
00:35:15,924 --> 00:35:18,024
whole fuckin Valley,
dude. Let's do this.
576
00:35:18,095 --> 00:35:19,755
(Car starts)
577
00:35:19,834 --> 00:35:22,996
♪♪
578
00:35:38,357 --> 00:35:40,758
Why do you call your
car La Lumbie, anyway?
579
00:35:40,827 --> 00:35:43,797
Well, it used to be La Bamba,
but the L's; they took over.
580
00:35:43,857 --> 00:35:45,958
First it was Bomber,
then La Bamba.
581
00:35:46,028 --> 00:35:47,858
Now it's La Lumbie.
582
00:35:47,927 --> 00:35:50,658
Yeah. Because le
Ian lalk lin lels.
583
00:35:50,739 --> 00:35:52,429
L, Pm S
“W?
584
00:35:52,499 --> 00:35:55,099
Le Ian lalk lin lels.
585
00:35:55,169 --> 00:35:57,768
You can talk in L's?
586
00:35:59,650 --> 00:36:02,840
Wow. I really gotta
get away from here.
587
00:36:08,222 --> 00:36:11,711
We're going to war,
and we need war music.
588
00:36:11,791 --> 00:36:13,691
We need a fuckin battle hymn.
589
00:36:13,761 --> 00:36:14,751
(Anne) Check the tapes!
590
00:36:14,831 --> 00:36:15,722
(sparky) To the tapes!
591
00:36:15,790 --> 00:36:16,521
(Iris) To the tapes.
592
00:36:16,602 --> 00:36:17,361
(JD) To the tapes.
593
00:36:17,862 --> 00:36:18,892
Germ.
594
00:36:18,962 --> 00:36:19,732
Uh, Ramones.
595
00:36:19,803 --> 00:36:21,033
Bob Marley.
596
00:36:21,103 --> 00:36:23,362
I got the Thompson Twins.
597
00:36:23,443 --> 00:36:25,602
(Mooney) No.
No Thompson Twins.
598
00:36:27,314 --> 00:36:28,774
Pick a tape.
599
00:36:29,984 --> 00:36:31,243
Tape?
600
00:36:34,354 --> 00:36:35,284
Fear.
601
00:36:35,353 --> 00:36:36,445
Hell, yeah.
602
00:36:36,525 --> 00:36:37,855
Right on.
603
00:36:37,924 --> 00:36:41,324
Now that is road-trip music.
604
00:36:41,925 --> 00:36:43,354
(Rock music)
605
00:36:43,424 --> 00:36:44,394
Mooney rocks.
606
00:36:44,465 --> 00:36:46,256
Now, eh - turn it up.
607
00:36:46,336 --> 00:36:49,955
(Loud music)
608
00:37:48,963 --> 00:37:53,424
The valley of the shadow of
death in all its wretched glory.
609
00:37:54,704 --> 00:37:57,604
Millions of Southers,
wearing pants.
610
00:37:57,675 --> 00:37:59,474
I hate pants.
611
00:37:59,544 --> 00:38:01,174
I hate pants, too!
612
00:38:03,185 --> 00:38:06,745
One of 'em named Brian Kramer.
613
00:38:06,826 --> 00:38:10,655
Yeah. Somewhere
down in that cesspool of
614
00:38:10,725 --> 00:38:12,626
humanity is JD's surfboard.
615
00:38:12,696 --> 00:38:15,286
Watch for Van Nuys
and turn right.
616
00:38:16,435 --> 00:38:19,426
I'm from here, remember?
617
00:38:22,538 --> 00:38:24,908
We need gas.
618
00:38:28,107 --> 00:38:29,668
(squealing tires)
619
00:38:34,419 --> 00:38:35,718
Hey sparky!
620
00:38:35,789 --> 00:38:36,779
What's up?
621
00:38:36,858 --> 00:38:38,789
I challenge you to a sponge-war.
622
00:38:38,859 --> 00:38:42,120
Alright, you bastard,
show me what you got!
623
00:38:42,189 --> 00:38:44,790
God, I can't wait to get
outta here next month.
624
00:38:44,859 --> 00:38:47,700
I know. Parson's
gonna be so cool.
625
00:38:48,199 --> 00:38:50,531
You'll be in New York,
and meanwhile I'll be
626
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:52,260
at UC Santa Cruz.
627
00:38:52,340 --> 00:38:55,141
Oh, but you'll like it, Annie.
You'll love it.
628
00:38:55,211 --> 00:38:58,571
You'll meet some guy - an
intellectual who surfs, and fall
629
00:38:58,642 --> 00:39:02,702
in love, get married, have
babies, grow old, fade out.
630
00:39:03,221 --> 00:39:04,742
You make it sound so boring.
631
00:39:04,822 --> 00:39:06,782
Are you kidding?
I wish I could do that.
632
00:39:06,852 --> 00:39:08,483
I'm, I'm too psychotic.
633
00:39:08,553 --> 00:39:10,993
(Sparky) You got nothin'. Huh?
634
00:39:12,763 --> 00:39:14,623
Ah, but you'll be in New York.
635
00:39:14,694 --> 00:39:16,633
Your life is gonna
be so awesome.
636
00:39:16,703 --> 00:39:19,135
I mean, I hope so. You know
I just can't wait to visit
637
00:39:19,204 --> 00:39:22,334
all the places I've read about.
You know, like CGBGs.
638
00:39:22,405 --> 00:39:24,205
Who's playing there now?
639
00:39:24,274 --> 00:39:27,005
Oh, Max's Kansas City where
Louie and the Velvet Underground
640
00:39:27,075 --> 00:39:30,275
played with Niko; Grace Church,
where Allen Ginsberg and Jim
641
00:39:30,346 --> 00:39:32,446
Carrol read their poetry.
642
00:39:32,515 --> 00:39:35,486
Someday I just really
hope I meet Lori Anderson.
643
00:39:35,555 --> 00:39:37,316
Um, who's that?
644
00:39:38,326 --> 00:39:40,447
You know; she has that
song, "Oh Superman."
645
00:39:40,527 --> 00:39:42,756
I don't know it.
646
00:39:42,827 --> 00:39:44,456
Yeah!
647
00:39:44,526 --> 00:39:47,497
(Mexican music plays)
Whoa, whoa.
648
00:39:47,568 --> 00:39:48,728
Hey, whoa.
649
00:39:48,798 --> 00:39:50,238
Whoa, what?
650
00:39:52,108 --> 00:39:54,098
Yes, yes it is.
651
00:39:55,508 --> 00:39:59,238
♪♪
652
00:40:03,149 --> 00:40:04,409
Oh, gasoline!
653
00:40:23,711 --> 00:40:25,642
(Mooney)
Why are they doing that?
654
00:40:25,712 --> 00:40:28,843
Uh, they lost a
bet to Lardo's cousin,
655
00:40:28,912 --> 00:40:32,403
so now every time they
hear that song, this ensues.
656
00:40:34,323 --> 00:40:37,254
That's the dumbest fuckin
thing I've ever seen.
657
00:40:44,665 --> 00:40:46,425
Hey, Mike.
658
00:40:46,494 --> 00:40:47,154
Whoo!
659
00:40:47,235 --> 00:40:48,424
You alright?
660
00:40:48,505 --> 00:40:50,095
Yeah.
661
00:40:50,176 --> 00:40:53,736
♪♪
662
00:41:09,787 --> 00:41:11,317
There it is.
663
00:41:14,868 --> 00:41:18,228
This is the part where
they cut to outside the car
664
00:41:18,298 --> 00:41:20,598
and we see like this jerky
point of view thing.
665
00:41:20,668 --> 00:41:24,840
And there's this guy
dragging this foot.
666
00:41:24,909 --> 00:41:28,040
He's creeping up on the
car, and we don't know it,
667
00:41:28,809 --> 00:41:31,371
but he's got a steel
hook for a hand. Wheeee!
668
00:41:31,451 --> 00:41:32,781
Shut up!
669
00:41:32,850 --> 00:41:34,250
Just save it.
670
00:41:34,321 --> 00:41:36,581
Alright, seriously.
What's the plan here?
671
00:41:36,661 --> 00:41:38,121
Torch the place!
672
00:41:38,191 --> 00:41:40,091
Sparky! Down.
673
00:41:42,532 --> 00:41:45,292
What if we sneak around the
house and look in the windows?
674
00:41:45,362 --> 00:41:46,962
You're such a perv.
675
00:41:47,032 --> 00:41:49,363
That ain't a perv thing.
This is James Bond shit, here.
676
00:41:49,433 --> 00:41:50,732
(Laughs)
677
00:41:50,803 --> 00:41:54,403
No, no, no. We get a brick,
cover it in a towel, douse it
678
00:41:54,473 --> 00:41:58,914
in gasoline, set in on fire,
and chuck it through the window.
679
00:41:59,814 --> 00:42:01,754
That's a bit extreme, Sparky.
680
00:42:03,524 --> 00:42:05,114
One more.
681
00:42:05,184 --> 00:42:05,774
(Can drops)
682
00:42:05,854 --> 00:42:07,225
One more what, Mike?
683
00:42:07,293 --> 00:42:09,155
One more beer.
684
00:42:09,896 --> 00:42:11,195
Yeah.
685
00:42:13,565 --> 00:42:17,625
(JD) Alright. So assuming our
information's correct, my
686
00:42:17,705 --> 00:42:24,236
surfboard's in that house, in
his car, or he hid it someplace.
687
00:42:24,307 --> 00:42:28,147
Oh my God. Just do something -
anything. How 'bout that?
688
00:42:28,977 --> 00:42:31,078
Knock on the door.
689
00:42:32,917 --> 00:42:34,448
Totally.
690
00:42:34,518 --> 00:42:38,148
♪♪
691
00:42:52,009 --> 00:42:53,100
(Knock on door)
692
00:43:03,421 --> 00:43:06,621
(Timid) Uh, hi sir.
693
00:43:06,692 --> 00:43:08,681
My name's JD.
694
00:43:08,762 --> 00:43:12,781
These are my friends,
and well it seems--
695
00:43:13,802 --> 00:43:17,232
We're here cause
there's a problem with--
696
00:43:17,303 --> 00:43:19,063
Do you have a son?
697
00:43:20,703 --> 00:43:26,005
You see, my board
was stolen today, and well,
698
00:43:27,444 --> 00:43:30,385
we think that maybe Brian,
that's his name, right?
699
00:43:31,254 --> 00:43:35,015
That Brian kinda, well, that
he was the one who stole it.
700
00:43:35,085 --> 00:43:39,546
And we got a license
plate from an eyewitness and
701
00:43:39,626 --> 00:43:42,286
we're pretty sure that he's
the one who stole my board,
702
00:43:42,366 --> 00:43:44,427
but maybe we got it wrong.
703
00:44:20,370 --> 00:44:22,031
It's okay.
704
00:45:17,267 --> 00:45:19,398
(Dials number)
705
00:45:26,079 --> 00:45:27,409
Hello.
706
00:45:28,980 --> 00:45:30,710
(Sparky) Dude, you got it!
707
00:45:30,790 --> 00:45:32,949
Yeah, it was right
there in his room.
708
00:45:33,019 --> 00:45:35,850
That was like, too easy, man. We
should just get outta here, bro.
709
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:39,450
(Mooney) No. We're
not goin' anywhere yet.
710
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:44,391
(Sam) There's one thing
I hate worse than a liar.
711
00:45:46,732 --> 00:45:48,532
And that's a thief.
712
00:45:50,042 --> 00:45:53,842
I need to apologize.
My son's done a bad thing here,
713
00:45:53,912 --> 00:45:56,273
and I can understand
you all being upset.
714
00:46:01,353 --> 00:46:03,154
What's your name?
715
00:46:05,053 --> 00:46:06,955
Mike Mooney.
716
00:46:07,023 --> 00:46:08,454
Well, Mike Mooney,
I suppose you've got an
717
00:46:08,524 --> 00:46:10,354
idea of how you'd
like to handle this?
718
00:46:11,764 --> 00:46:14,564
I think we'd like to
handle it ourselves.
719
00:46:15,806 --> 00:46:17,705
My son stole a surfboard.
720
00:46:17,775 --> 00:46:20,065
He didn't kill anyone.
721
00:46:21,646 --> 00:46:23,236
That's understood.
722
00:46:25,146 --> 00:46:26,777
Alright.
723
00:46:26,847 --> 00:46:28,007
What's up with you?
724
00:46:28,086 --> 00:46:29,306
Nothing.
725
00:46:29,387 --> 00:46:31,316
C'mon, Iris. I know you better
than that. What's goin' on?
726
00:46:31,386 --> 00:46:32,616
What?
727
00:46:33,587 --> 00:46:35,177
Don't "what" me.
What's goin' on?
728
00:46:35,258 --> 00:46:37,158
There's nothing goin' on, Anne.
729
00:46:37,228 --> 00:46:40,128
Iris, speak to me.
730
00:46:42,627 --> 00:46:44,688
I know the guy,
okay? I know him.
731
00:46:44,769 --> 00:46:46,568
You what?
732
00:46:47,269 --> 00:46:49,239
You got it back.
Right on!
733
00:46:49,309 --> 00:46:50,209
(Anne) That's awesome!
734
00:46:50,270 --> 00:46:51,798
(JD) Nah, that was too easy.
735
00:46:51,879 --> 00:46:54,210
Yeah. Now what
the fuck do we do?
736
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:56,910
Why don't we just,
ya know, go home?
737
00:46:56,980 --> 00:47:00,350
What? What? No, no,
no, no, no. Fuck that, JD.
738
00:47:00,420 --> 00:47:02,611
We came all the way
out to this Valley; we gotta
739
00:47:02,691 --> 00:47:05,661
do something to
this fucking guy - c'mon!
740
00:47:05,720 --> 00:47:07,881
(Anne) C'mon, JD.
You got your surfboard back.
741
00:47:07,962 --> 00:47:09,761
There's still time to go
back to the Shelburn House.
742
00:47:09,831 --> 00:47:12,022
I mean, imagine the look
on everyone's faces when
743
00:47:12,103 --> 00:47:12,932
you come back with the board.
744
00:47:13,002 --> 00:47:14,463
No! Shhh No!
745
00:47:14,532 --> 00:47:16,732
Getting the board back's
only half the journey.
746
00:47:16,802 --> 00:47:18,062
Totally.
747
00:47:19,641 --> 00:47:21,574
You know what you
gotta do, right?
748
00:47:21,644 --> 00:47:23,903
I mean, you gotta find this guy.
749
00:47:23,984 --> 00:47:26,173
And scare the living
shit out of him!
750
00:47:27,784 --> 00:47:31,614
Okay great.
Uhm, so what do we do now?
751
00:47:31,685 --> 00:47:34,154
I don't know.
I'll know it when I see him.
752
00:47:35,795 --> 00:47:37,696
That's it? We're just gonna
wait here 'til he comes back?
753
00:47:37,764 --> 00:47:39,025
You don't get it, do ya?
754
00:47:39,094 --> 00:47:41,855
I can't walk away from this.
I gotta, I gotta either wait
755
00:47:41,935 --> 00:47:45,565
here 'til he comes, or I gotta
go find the guy. That's it.
756
00:47:45,636 --> 00:47:46,696
That could take forever.
757
00:47:46,766 --> 00:47:48,365
I mean do you know how
fucking huge this city is?
758
00:47:48,436 --> 00:47:51,277
He's at Buffalo Records
in Tarzana. He works there.
759
00:47:54,347 --> 00:47:56,277
At least that's-
760
00:47:56,348 --> 00:47:58,438
that's where he
worked when we were dating.
761
00:47:58,516 --> 00:48:00,348
(Lardo laughs)
762
00:48:00,418 --> 00:48:02,288
You dated this guy?
763
00:48:02,358 --> 00:48:05,418
Iris, he wears pants.
764
00:48:05,488 --> 00:48:07,259
Idiot, you have pants on.
765
00:48:07,329 --> 00:48:09,128
That's completely different.
766
00:48:09,199 --> 00:48:11,319
He gave me records, okay? It
lasted for like ten minutes
767
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:13,160
and then I dumped him
and he got all freaky.
768
00:48:13,229 --> 00:48:15,129
I didn't know he would do
something like this, JD.
769
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:17,829
I'm sorry, okay?
I'm, I'm really sorry.
770
00:48:20,581 --> 00:48:23,410
(Lardo) Studies have shown
that acts of revenge actually
771
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:26,470
trigger a response in the
brain's pleasure zones.
772
00:48:26,551 --> 00:48:29,541
Like when you
eat or you have sex.
773
00:48:29,621 --> 00:48:30,241
Really?
774
00:48:30,321 --> 00:48:31,512
Yeah.
775
00:48:31,591 --> 00:48:33,352
And where did you get this
little tidbit of information?
776
00:48:33,421 --> 00:48:34,411
Uhhh--
777
00:48:34,492 --> 00:48:35,892
Oh! Maybe it was in
the American Journal of
778
00:48:35,962 --> 00:48:37,723
I-don't-know-what-the-
fuck-I'm-talking-about.
779
00:48:37,793 --> 00:48:39,162
Ooohh!
780
00:48:39,233 --> 00:48:40,993
Ha ha ha.
781
00:48:41,703 --> 00:48:44,222
So. How shall we do this?
782
00:48:44,303 --> 00:48:46,894
Just take it
nice and smooth.
783
00:48:46,974 --> 00:48:49,604
Alright.
I can be smooth.
784
00:48:50,544 --> 00:48:53,374
(Brian) Okay, I'll be
with you in one second.
785
00:48:53,444 --> 00:48:55,434
That's it!
That's it right there!
786
00:48:55,514 --> 00:48:57,345
(squealing tires)
787
00:48:58,555 --> 00:49:01,816
That is him!
That is him! Go, go, go!
788
00:49:01,885 --> 00:49:03,485
Hey guys, be careful!
789
00:49:04,855 --> 00:49:06,916
(Shouting all around)
790
00:49:09,526 --> 00:49:10,997
You're gonna fuckin die!
791
00:49:13,936 --> 00:49:15,458
I'm gonna kill you!
792
00:49:15,537 --> 00:49:17,337
(JD) I'm gonna fuck
you up, bro. Fuck you!
793
00:49:19,077 --> 00:49:21,067
C'mon Sparky, put the
fucking rock down!
794
00:49:23,978 --> 00:49:26,039
Bros, guess who's
calling the cops!
795
00:49:30,988 --> 00:49:32,318
Kill you!
796
00:49:32,388 --> 00:49:33,619
I'm gonna fuckin...
797
00:49:35,230 --> 00:49:36,660
C'mon, let's go. so. so!
798
00:49:37,300 --> 00:49:39,160
Cock sucker!
799
00:49:43,571 --> 00:49:45,541
Fuck you!
800
00:49:50,981 --> 00:49:52,501
Sorry, guys-
801
00:49:53,413 --> 00:49:56,712
It's amazing what someone will
do to get the latest hit.
802
00:49:57,322 --> 00:50:00,842
(Girl) It looks like the only hit
they wanted was on you, Brian.
803
00:50:05,663 --> 00:50:07,153
How did we do?
804
00:50:07,233 --> 00:50:09,593
Huh. Not so smooth.
805
00:50:10,333 --> 00:50:12,355
What do we do now?
806
00:50:14,233 --> 00:50:15,704
(All) Beer!
807
00:50:15,774 --> 00:50:17,105
(Laughs)
808
00:50:21,775 --> 00:50:23,675
(Hot Rod Guy)
Pierpont vodka, huh?
809
00:50:23,746 --> 00:50:24,376
(Kenny) Yup.
810
00:50:24,446 --> 00:50:25,416
That's imported, right?
811
00:50:25,485 --> 00:50:26,675
(Kenny) Sure.
812
00:50:26,746 --> 00:50:28,775
I hear them crazy Ruskies make
this shit out of potatoes.
813
00:50:28,856 --> 00:50:30,916
Yep. Gonna need
to see some ID.
814
00:50:30,986 --> 00:50:31,577
Just kidding!
815
00:50:31,657 --> 00:50:33,516
Oh, yeah.
Thanks a lot.
816
00:50:33,587 --> 00:50:35,617
There ya go.
Can you change four bucks?
817
00:50:35,697 --> 00:50:37,096
Need some help?
818
00:50:37,156 --> 00:50:38,786
(Kenny) I got it.
Have a good day.
819
00:50:38,866 --> 00:50:39,986
Happy New Year, Chief.
820
00:50:40,067 --> 00:50:41,328
(Hot Rod Girl)
C'mon, baby.
821
00:50:44,538 --> 00:50:45,468
(Kenny) How's it goin'?
822
00:50:45,538 --> 00:50:48,528
Hey. Kenny, so uh, yeah.
823
00:50:48,608 --> 00:50:53,009
I see this bitchin' wave comin
in, and it's like pitching over.
824
00:50:53,079 --> 00:50:55,909
I'm like scratching for the
outside, like goin' like this,
825
00:50:57,120 --> 00:51:00,420
and it's like pitching and then
it slams me on the ground, man.
826
00:51:00,490 --> 00:51:03,860
And I'm like, whoa getting
worked, dude, and then...
827
00:51:03,931 --> 00:51:05,021
Do you surf?
828
00:51:05,090 --> 00:51:06,150
No.
829
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:09,991
Hey man, I do this thing with
my hair; it's killer, bro.
830
00:51:10,062 --> 00:51:11,332
Ready?
831
00:51:11,401 --> 00:51:13,161
(Loud yelling)
832
00:51:18,271 --> 00:51:19,742
So you're from Venture, then.
833
00:51:19,812 --> 00:51:20,503
Yeah.
834
00:51:20,572 --> 00:51:21,872
Yeah, yeah, I can tell.
835
00:51:21,943 --> 00:51:23,503
These are sixty-nine
cents, here?
836
00:51:24,013 --> 00:51:25,042
Yep.
837
00:51:25,113 --> 00:51:27,712
In Venture, they're
forty-nine cents.
838
00:51:27,783 --> 00:51:30,753
Hmm. Then why don't you
go buy one in Venture?
839
00:51:33,194 --> 00:51:35,354
What kind of
lifestyle do you live?
840
00:51:37,064 --> 00:51:38,925
That's insulting.
841
00:51:39,564 --> 00:51:40,755
(Burps)
842
00:51:44,875 --> 00:51:46,836
Have a beer with Fear, boys.
843
00:51:46,907 --> 00:51:48,566
(JD) Yeah.
844
00:51:50,476 --> 00:51:52,416
(Loud music)
845
00:52:13,937 --> 00:52:15,930
(Gigi) You guys aren't
gonna believe this.
846
00:52:16,009 --> 00:52:19,309
Mooney went with the
guys to find JD's board.
847
00:52:19,379 --> 00:52:20,439
Wasn't he in 'Nam?
848
00:52:20,509 --> 00:52:23,709
No. We saw Apocalypse
Now like nine times.
849
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:27,111
Hey, everybody listen up!
Those guys make it back
850
00:52:27,181 --> 00:52:29,680
with the board, we're
letting 'em on the deck!
851
00:52:30,191 --> 00:52:31,420
Bitchin'.
852
00:52:31,490 --> 00:52:34,461
Whoo-hoo!
Fake set!
853
00:52:43,301 --> 00:52:44,673
I don't get it.
854
00:52:44,742 --> 00:52:47,933
This guy dated you
and you dumped him.
855
00:52:48,012 --> 00:52:51,073
Why'd he steal my board?
I didn't do nuthin' to him.
856
00:52:53,943 --> 00:52:56,613
I have no idea, JD.
857
00:52:56,684 --> 00:52:58,915
I told you; he's just a freak.
858
00:52:58,983 --> 00:53:00,184
(Burp)
859
00:53:00,754 --> 00:53:02,454
(Iris) So.
860
00:53:02,524 --> 00:53:05,686
This is the most exciting
stake-out I've ever been on.
861
00:53:05,765 --> 00:53:07,885
(Anne) It's like a surf
contest with no swell.
862
00:53:07,965 --> 00:53:10,766
Everyone's just sitting there
waiting for something to happen.
863
00:53:10,835 --> 00:53:12,857
(JD) Not the West
Coast invitational's.
864
00:53:12,936 --> 00:53:14,267
You goin' to that, Mike?
865
00:53:14,336 --> 00:53:15,666
No, I'm out.
866
00:53:15,736 --> 00:53:19,176
What? Why? You killed
it last month at Pismo.
867
00:53:19,246 --> 00:53:22,837
(Mooney) Killed it! Dude,
I finished thirty-fourth.
868
00:53:23,748 --> 00:53:25,947
Comes a time to move on.
869
00:53:27,117 --> 00:53:30,218
I surf for the fun of it and
shape for the love of it.
870
00:53:40,429 --> 00:53:43,200
(Anne) So.
I was just thinking.
871
00:53:43,269 --> 00:53:44,400
(Snoring)
872
00:53:44,470 --> 00:53:47,460
You know in a couple months
summer's gonna be over.
873
00:53:47,540 --> 00:53:50,511
(Lardo) So what?
That always happens.
874
00:53:50,581 --> 00:53:54,451
So, we're all outta
high school, now.
875
00:53:54,521 --> 00:53:59,112
And some of us are gonna
go to college, get jobs,
876
00:53:59,191 --> 00:54:02,313
and start
doing adult stuff.
877
00:54:03,262 --> 00:54:05,052
Yeah, and shit that we hate.
878
00:54:05,132 --> 00:54:07,393
Well look, all I'm
saying is, you know;
879
00:54:07,461 --> 00:54:10,263
things are gonna
be different, now.
880
00:54:12,673 --> 00:54:15,763
Man! I hate this shit.
881
00:54:16,844 --> 00:54:21,544
Start talking about the future;
getting all high and serious.
882
00:54:24,714 --> 00:54:25,974
Shit.
883
00:54:26,055 --> 00:54:28,246
I don't know what I'm
gonna do in an hour!
884
00:54:28,325 --> 00:54:29,685
Yeah, and that's really fucked.
885
00:54:29,755 --> 00:54:32,385
What are you saying,
Anne? A lot of people,
886
00:54:32,455 --> 00:54:36,126
they stay in Ventura -
keep partying, surfing.
887
00:54:36,195 --> 00:54:39,327
People like who? Harry, who,
ya know, gets kids to steal
888
00:54:39,397 --> 00:54:41,956
beer for him? I mean, great
fucking role models, JD.
889
00:54:42,037 --> 00:54:43,837
Well you think we should
buy into this shit?
890
00:54:43,907 --> 00:54:45,928
That we should start
working and wearing pants?
891
00:54:46,006 --> 00:54:48,378
Is that it? Huh?
Buying insurance?
892
00:54:48,448 --> 00:54:50,777
Get a vacuum cleaner and shit?
893
00:54:51,848 --> 00:54:53,039
Yeah?
894
00:54:54,247 --> 00:54:56,479
You really think that this
is all there is to life?
895
00:54:58,590 --> 00:54:59,989
Maybe.
896
00:55:02,959 --> 00:55:05,859
If I thought that, I would
so fucking kill myself.
897
00:55:08,371 --> 00:55:10,420
(Mooney) You don't
have to, you know.
898
00:55:12,370 --> 00:55:15,130
You don't have to
buy a vacuum cleaner.
899
00:55:16,871 --> 00:55:19,541
What choice do you have, Mooney?
900
00:55:22,352 --> 00:55:23,752
We need more beer.
901
00:55:23,812 --> 00:55:24,581
(Lardo) I'll go,
902
00:55:24,651 --> 00:55:26,282
(Anne) Me too.
903
00:55:26,352 --> 00:55:27,683
(Lardo) Are you okay?
904
00:55:27,752 --> 00:55:28,412
Will you help me, Lardo?
905
00:55:28,493 --> 00:55:29,322
Yeah.
906
00:55:32,963 --> 00:55:35,594
Those guys were acting
like such guys, tonight.
907
00:55:35,664 --> 00:55:37,134
Yeah.
908
00:55:37,194 --> 00:55:38,754
(Laughs)
909
00:55:38,834 --> 00:55:40,824
This pet's having
like no effect.
910
00:55:40,903 --> 00:55:44,565
Um, you just gotta give it
some time to kick in, ya know?
911
00:55:51,945 --> 00:55:53,606
Careful, dude.
912
00:55:57,416 --> 00:55:59,916
Just thinking about Iris.
913
00:55:59,987 --> 00:56:03,728
Ann's goin'to college.
Probably meet some guy.
914
00:56:03,797 --> 00:56:06,887
Iris is moving to New York.
915
00:56:11,808 --> 00:56:14,738
How do you guys
do that, anyways?
916
00:56:14,809 --> 00:56:15,899
Do what?
917
00:56:15,979 --> 00:56:18,238
Do chicks and all, man?
918
00:56:18,309 --> 00:56:23,720
Easy. You just put your
hand here, inside their leg,
919
00:56:23,779 --> 00:56:26,149
and then you
just slide it up.
920
00:56:26,220 --> 00:56:29,660
Slide it up.
It works every time, man.
921
00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:32,950
Feels pretty good.
922
00:56:34,190 --> 00:56:37,321
Not your own leg, man.
The chick's.
923
00:56:44,742 --> 00:56:49,512
Well, iris's apple wine
works pretty good, too.
924
00:56:56,523 --> 00:56:58,783
It's just like drivin' a car.
925
00:57:00,655 --> 00:57:02,684
What would you do if
you were gonna go on a
926
00:57:02,764 --> 00:57:05,254
long road trip with Lumbie?
927
00:57:09,605 --> 00:57:15,266
Get in, start her
up, and take off!
928
00:57:17,075 --> 00:57:19,737
God, no.
Listen.
929
00:57:21,146 --> 00:57:24,246
Ya gotta...ya gotta
sweet talk her a little.
930
00:57:25,456 --> 00:57:29,288
Give her a little
loving, nurturing.
931
00:57:29,357 --> 00:57:33,487
You baby her a little.
You check her um, you
932
00:57:33,558 --> 00:57:37,587
check her fluids, make sure
there's enough lubrication.
933
00:57:38,769 --> 00:57:42,229
You kick the tires, make
sure your rubber's good.
934
00:57:43,139 --> 00:57:46,128
And if you feel
confident, and ready,
935
00:57:47,311 --> 00:57:49,840
you slide in the driver's seat.
936
00:57:50,710 --> 00:57:53,151
You tickle the starter
and you turn her over.
937
00:57:53,220 --> 00:57:56,782
Then you slip it into drive
938
00:57:56,851 --> 00:58:01,722
and you gently start
to push her forward.
939
00:58:03,090 --> 00:58:05,561
And then you're on your way.
940
00:58:06,262 --> 00:58:08,792
But that's when you have
to, you have to listen to her,
941
00:58:08,873 --> 00:58:11,732
really start to pay attention.
942
00:58:13,303 --> 00:58:17,504
And as she starts to warm up,
her temperature starts to rise,
943
00:58:17,573 --> 00:58:21,513
that's when, you know, you
can pump her a little harder,
944
00:58:22,454 --> 00:58:23,973
you know?
945
00:58:24,054 --> 00:58:25,344
And she'll let ya
know when she's ready.
946
00:58:25,425 --> 00:58:27,414
She'll start to hum.
947
00:58:27,485 --> 00:58:30,545
When she starts to hum you go
pedal to the medal, as hard as
948
00:58:30,625 --> 00:58:34,616
you can for as long as you can.
That's, that's when it's good.
949
00:58:34,696 --> 00:58:38,355
That's when it gets, you know,
that's like you're a machine on
950
00:58:38,436 --> 00:58:42,996
an open back road somewhere in
America with nothing but like a
951
00:58:43,075 --> 00:58:46,767
forest or corn field on either
side of you with stars in the
952
00:58:46,847 --> 00:58:52,437
sky, and no traffic lights.
There's no coppers, no worries.
953
00:58:52,517 --> 00:58:56,008
That's just, that's
as good as it gets.
954
00:58:56,919 --> 00:59:00,359
That's-
that's being a man;
955
00:59:00,428 --> 00:59:03,060
that's heaven on earth;
that's what that is.
956
00:59:10,939 --> 00:59:14,311
What does all that have
to do with getting women?
957
00:59:20,980 --> 00:59:25,781
You don't have to worry about
it for a long time, uh, Sparky.
958
00:59:27,521 --> 00:59:29,081
Alright, where's the turn?
959
00:59:30,022 --> 00:59:32,122
It's coming, I think.
960
00:59:33,333 --> 00:59:34,922
It's either coming
or we passed it.
961
00:59:35,003 --> 00:59:36,293
What?
962
00:59:36,733 --> 00:59:38,762
Turn here.
Turn here!
963
00:59:38,833 --> 00:59:40,463
Okay, okay!
(squealing tires)
964
00:59:40,533 --> 00:59:42,023
(Lardo) Take the
back streets, okay?
965
00:59:43,604 --> 00:59:49,705
Okay. Valley View,
Valley Lane, Valley Drive.
966
00:59:49,784 --> 00:59:52,974
Great! They're all
the same stupid name!
967
00:59:55,485 --> 00:59:56,785
Man, we're gonna miss it.
968
00:59:57,424 --> 00:59:58,785
Miss what?
969
00:59:58,855 --> 01:00:00,686
The fight!
970
01:00:00,755 --> 01:00:04,496
Lardo, you are so busted;
you wanna see the fight.
971
01:00:04,566 --> 01:00:07,896
Yeah, I kinda do.
972
01:00:07,966 --> 01:00:10,568
Okay, where are we?
973
01:00:11,377 --> 01:00:12,867
Lost.
974
01:00:12,938 --> 01:00:15,708
Totally and completely lost.
975
01:00:15,777 --> 01:00:18,607
I'm leally leally lost.
976
01:00:18,678 --> 01:00:22,348
Oh ly Lod; I Ian lalk in leis!
977
01:00:23,389 --> 01:00:25,549
(Laughs)
978
01:00:25,619 --> 01:00:28,920
Not funny, Lardo.
What have you done to her?
979
01:00:33,260 --> 01:00:35,460
(Engine dies)
980
01:00:38,670 --> 01:00:40,901
Alright, what just happened?
981
01:00:42,571 --> 01:00:46,100
Well, I think we're out of gas.
982
01:00:47,783 --> 01:00:49,272
You just filled it up.
983
01:00:50,382 --> 01:00:53,652
I only put one dollar in it.
984
01:00:55,422 --> 01:00:57,653
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
985
01:00:57,723 --> 01:01:00,823
Doomed.
We're all doomed.
986
01:01:05,563 --> 01:01:07,335
Whoa.
987
01:01:10,434 --> 01:01:12,034
Whoa, what?
988
01:01:12,774 --> 01:01:14,365
You hear that?
989
01:01:17,145 --> 01:01:18,845
I don't hear shit.
990
01:01:18,915 --> 01:01:22,856
That's just it.
Ya can't hear the ocean.
991
01:01:27,657 --> 01:01:29,247
That's weird.
992
01:01:29,797 --> 01:01:32,387
Ya can't hear it;
ya can't smell it.
993
01:01:32,466 --> 01:01:34,557
Yeah.
994
01:01:37,198 --> 01:01:39,168
Whoa! Shit!
995
01:01:48,219 --> 01:01:50,579
(indistinct voices)
996
01:01:55,261 --> 01:01:56,750
What's he doin'?
997
01:01:56,820 --> 01:01:58,950
Shh! I can't hear him!
998
01:01:59,030 --> 01:02:01,720
(Snoring)
999
01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:04,631
(Sam) Okay, boys!
You can come on out!
1000
01:02:08,641 --> 01:02:11,331
Sparky! Psst!
1001
01:02:11,411 --> 01:02:12,932
(Snoring)
1002
01:02:15,912 --> 01:02:18,043
You got something to say?
1003
01:02:19,112 --> 01:02:22,643
Why'd you do it?
Do you even surf?
1004
01:02:23,724 --> 01:02:25,154
Then why steal a surfboard?
1005
01:02:25,224 --> 01:02:27,813
It was stupid.
Just forget it.
1006
01:02:27,894 --> 01:02:30,953
(Sam) It's too late for that,
Brian. Just tell him.
1007
01:02:33,194 --> 01:02:34,685
My girlfriend...
1008
01:02:34,765 --> 01:02:38,225
Iris. She broke up with
me, for some, uh, surfer.
1009
01:02:38,305 --> 01:02:41,206
So you were just pissed
at some random surfer?
1010
01:02:41,277 --> 01:02:43,435
And so you decided
to steal my board?
1011
01:02:43,506 --> 01:02:45,707
What's the fuckin
logic in that, huh?
1012
01:02:45,775 --> 01:02:47,875
You got your board back!
This is over.
1013
01:02:47,946 --> 01:02:49,935
That's not for you to say.
1014
01:02:50,717 --> 01:02:53,448
Now the way I see it is
this you have two options.
1015
01:02:53,517 --> 01:02:55,917
One, you can call the cops,
1016
01:02:55,988 --> 01:02:59,446
or two, you can dole out
a whipping for yourself.
1017
01:03:00,158 --> 01:03:01,989
What's it gonna be?
1018
01:03:02,068 --> 01:03:03,429
I'll take option number two.
1019
01:03:03,499 --> 01:03:05,258
Dad, these guys are
gonna fuckin kill me!
1020
01:03:05,338 --> 01:03:07,958
Brian, don't embarrass
yourself any further.
1021
01:03:09,439 --> 01:03:12,239
You get three swings.
That's all. Fair?
1022
01:03:12,310 --> 01:03:14,040
Fair.
1023
01:03:17,710 --> 01:03:19,270
I sot him!
1024
01:03:20,580 --> 01:03:21,521
That's one.
1025
01:03:21,591 --> 01:03:22,421
Fuck, Sparky!
1026
01:03:22,491 --> 01:03:23,681
Piece of cake.
1027
01:03:23,750 --> 01:03:26,120
C'mon, man; he's drunk. He
doesn't know what he's doin'!
1028
01:03:26,191 --> 01:03:29,222
I said three swings. That
counts. You got two left.
1029
01:03:29,292 --> 01:03:31,662
Wait a minute.
He said one of you guys gets
1030
01:03:31,732 --> 01:03:34,092
three swings.
He already took one.
1031
01:03:34,162 --> 01:03:37,031
So he's gotta take
the other two.
1032
01:03:37,573 --> 01:03:40,933
I mean that's the rule, right?
Three swings; one guy.
1033
01:03:41,843 --> 01:03:43,743
That's what he said.
1034
01:03:46,713 --> 01:03:48,234
Fine.
1035
01:03:49,883 --> 01:03:51,444
You hear that Sparky, huh?
1036
01:03:51,525 --> 01:03:53,643
Two swings.
Two swings.
1037
01:03:53,724 --> 01:03:55,625
Just get me close.
I can't miss him.
1038
01:03:55,693 --> 01:03:56,714
Get in there.
1039
01:03:57,425 --> 01:03:59,055
Hi, fairy-boy.
1040
01:04:03,795 --> 01:04:04,925
Fuck!
1041
01:04:05,005 --> 01:04:05,795
That's two.
1042
01:04:05,865 --> 01:04:07,336
That should count
as two and three!
1043
01:04:07,406 --> 01:04:10,596
Keep quiet. Take your licks.
He hasn't even hit you.
1044
01:04:10,676 --> 01:04:12,976
Get up, Sparky; get up.
Ya gotta get up! C'mon!
1045
01:04:13,047 --> 01:04:15,636
You got one more! One mo-
he's laughing at us, man!
1046
01:04:15,717 --> 01:04:18,647
One more; one more, Sparky!
Come on! Come on!
1047
01:04:18,718 --> 01:04:19,978
Don't laugh at me!
1048
01:04:20,047 --> 01:04:21,148
Dude.
1049
01:04:21,218 --> 01:04:22,248
(Laughs)
1050
01:04:22,318 --> 01:04:23,687
You laughing at?
1051
01:04:23,758 --> 01:04:25,157
This is your last chance.
1052
01:04:25,228 --> 01:04:27,349
Then I'm taking my boy
inside and that's it.
1053
01:04:27,428 --> 01:04:30,089
(JD) Come on, Sparky.
Get up, man.
1054
01:04:30,158 --> 01:04:33,029
Get up; ya gotta get UP-
Get up, Sparky!
1055
01:04:33,099 --> 01:04:34,898
Get up! Come on!
1056
01:04:34,970 --> 01:04:37,530
(Distorted voices)
1057
01:04:48,921 --> 01:04:50,711
(Punch)
1058
01:04:52,252 --> 01:04:53,511
Alright!
1059
01:04:53,591 --> 01:04:54,882
Oh shit!
1060
01:04:55,462 --> 01:04:58,862
Sparky, man. Sparky,
you did it, man! You did it!
1061
01:04:58,932 --> 01:05:01,892
You nailed him, man.
You got him. You got him.
1062
01:05:01,962 --> 01:05:03,553
(Snoring)
1063
01:05:03,633 --> 01:05:07,293
Sparky? Holy shit;
he's asleep! He's asleep!
1064
01:05:07,373 --> 01:05:10,344
Alright, then.
You fellas satisfied?
1065
01:05:14,274 --> 01:05:16,504
Now I want ya to make up.
1066
01:05:16,585 --> 01:05:18,574
Shake hands.
1067
01:05:28,366 --> 01:05:31,596
I, um, I'm sorry, man.
1068
01:05:33,367 --> 01:05:35,567
It's cool.
No real harm done.
1069
01:05:36,007 --> 01:05:37,837
You Okay?
1070
01:05:42,848 --> 01:05:44,968
C'mon, Bri.
1071
01:05:45,048 --> 01:05:47,978
Let's get ya inside,
get an icepack on that jaw.
1072
01:05:48,048 --> 01:05:49,917
(Mooney) Excuse me.
1073
01:05:51,989 --> 01:05:53,580
I never got your name.
1074
01:05:54,589 --> 01:05:56,019
Sam.
1075
01:05:56,089 --> 01:05:57,390
Sam Kramer.
1076
01:05:57,459 --> 01:06:00,451
I just wanna say, it was,
uh, real nice meeting you.
1077
01:06:01,460 --> 01:06:04,330
I just, I wanted
to say that to ya.
1078
01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:08,830
I was gone a lot when
he was growing up.
1079
01:06:09,710 --> 01:06:12,331
Didn't do a very good
job there, I'm afraid.
1080
01:06:13,781 --> 01:06:16,442
Most of the time, you do the
best you can do, and hope the
1081
01:06:16,511 --> 01:06:22,883
rest just falls in line
and sometimes it does.
1082
01:06:26,623 --> 01:06:28,994
Don't forget Sparky, there.
1083
01:06:32,934 --> 01:06:36,393
Wiener man! What'd you do -
go down to Ventura and,
1084
01:06:36,474 --> 01:06:37,694
uh get more wieners?
1085
01:06:37,774 --> 01:06:38,966
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
1086
01:06:40,305 --> 01:06:41,636
Hey bro.
1087
01:06:41,715 --> 01:06:45,905
Kenny, dude. I ran outta gas
about a mile down the road,
1088
01:06:45,985 --> 01:06:50,386
and yeah I was just wondering,
can I borrow a gas can?
1089
01:06:50,456 --> 01:06:54,086
Oh. Man. Well,
uh this isn't Ventura.
1090
01:06:54,156 --> 01:06:57,146
You know, we sell gas cans;
we don't just lend 'em out.
1091
01:06:57,227 --> 01:07:00,318
I'd be happy to sell ya one and
I'll sell ya some gas, too.
1092
01:07:00,397 --> 01:07:03,198
Oh, yeah.
How much are they?
1093
01:07:03,267 --> 01:07:04,357
Three dollars.
1094
01:07:04,438 --> 01:07:05,367
Three dollars?
1095
01:07:05,437 --> 01:07:06,407
Yep.
1096
01:07:06,468 --> 01:07:08,269
Yeah, I got three bucks.
1097
01:07:08,337 --> 01:07:10,208
I got three bucks
somewhere here.
1098
01:07:10,279 --> 01:07:12,298
One. I got one.
1099
01:07:12,379 --> 01:07:13,779
(Change tingling)
1100
01:07:15,178 --> 01:07:16,549
Hold on.
1101
01:07:17,150 --> 01:07:19,910
Two, two twenty -
ut- three bucks.
1102
01:07:19,989 --> 01:07:21,079
And fifteen cents.
1103
01:07:21,149 --> 01:07:22,140
Yeah!
1104
01:07:22,220 --> 01:07:24,159
So then I guess you
have enough to get, uh,
1105
01:07:24,220 --> 01:07:27,661
fifteen cents worth
of gas, wiener man.
1106
01:07:27,731 --> 01:07:30,791
Hey, bro, look. can you just,
can, give me a break, man.
1107
01:07:30,860 --> 01:07:33,531
Let me borrow the gas can; I'll
bring it right back, dude.
1108
01:07:33,600 --> 01:07:37,262
Look, man, we sell em, okay?
We don't rent 'em.
1109
01:07:38,612 --> 01:07:39,902
(Slides money back)
1110
01:07:45,153 --> 01:07:47,483
Dude, where are your friends?
1111
01:07:49,023 --> 01:07:52,283
Lost in the valley of
the shadow of death.
1112
01:07:52,353 --> 01:07:55,655
This whole day has been like
one endless bummer, dude.
1113
01:07:57,924 --> 01:07:59,224
Hey bros.
1114
01:07:59,295 --> 01:08:00,494
(Guy) How's it goin'?
1115
01:08:00,564 --> 01:08:03,194
Do you like have a gas can I
can borrow? My car ran outta
1116
01:08:03,264 --> 01:08:07,836
gas, and well, this dude
won't let me borrow a can.
1117
01:08:08,476 --> 01:08:10,605
Ah, you ran outta gas, huh?
1118
01:08:10,676 --> 01:08:13,946
Yeah. It's just
like a mile up that way.
1119
01:08:15,216 --> 01:08:17,877
We got some beers leftover
if ya help us out.
1120
01:08:18,417 --> 01:08:20,547
Yeah, sure, man. Sure.
1121
01:08:27,128 --> 01:08:30,068
Bitchin' can, dude.
Thanks.
1122
01:08:33,139 --> 01:08:34,968
Hop in!
1123
01:08:38,539 --> 01:08:41,910
Man, I just wanted to
fuckin kick that guy's ass.
1124
01:08:41,980 --> 01:08:44,499
You know, just,
just kick his ass.
1125
01:08:44,580 --> 01:08:47,450
One punch.
Just one fuckin punch.
1126
01:08:47,521 --> 01:08:48,680
You got one punch.
1127
01:08:48,750 --> 01:08:52,951
Well, yeah, but, I mean I
should have fucking pounded him.
1128
01:08:53,020 --> 01:08:57,022
I should kicked his fuckin
teeth in, man. You know what?
1129
01:08:57,091 --> 01:08:59,321
I'm gonna go back in there.
You wanna come?
1130
01:08:59,402 --> 01:09:01,423
He said three swings, Sparky.
1131
01:09:01,503 --> 01:09:03,833
Who gives a shit what
that old fucker said.
1132
01:09:03,903 --> 01:09:04,763
I'll kick his ass, too.
1133
01:09:04,832 --> 01:09:07,172
Fuck, Sparky.
I'm sick of it, man.
1134
01:09:07,702 --> 01:09:10,432
Ya talk all this bullshit;
I'm gonna do this and I'm gonna
1135
01:09:10,513 --> 01:09:12,984
do that and you just get
drunk and you don't do nuthin'.
1136
01:09:13,044 --> 01:09:15,913
You don't do shit.
So shut up, alright?
1137
01:09:23,625 --> 01:09:24,885
You okay?
1138
01:09:24,954 --> 01:09:26,755
I just wanna go home.
1139
01:09:37,806 --> 01:09:39,206
Thanks, bros.
1140
01:09:39,277 --> 01:09:41,337
Hopefully it'll fill up and
we'll be able to get outta here.
1141
01:09:42,577 --> 01:09:44,847
Hey wait.
What are your names?
1142
01:09:45,617 --> 01:09:46,707
Esmeralda.
1143
01:09:46,787 --> 01:09:48,218
Guinevere.
1144
01:09:48,288 --> 01:09:49,519
Esmeralda and Guinevere, huh?
1145
01:09:49,588 --> 01:09:50,988
(Guy 2) Hey, where you from?
1146
01:09:51,057 --> 01:09:52,078
Africa.
1147
01:09:52,158 --> 01:09:53,747
(Anne) South Africa.
Johannesburg.
1148
01:09:53,828 --> 01:09:56,258
Can't you tell they're
just fuckin with us?
1149
01:09:56,329 --> 01:09:58,849
That true? Were
you just fuckin with us?
1150
01:09:58,929 --> 01:10:01,200
Hey listen guys.
Thanks so...we need to...
1151
01:10:01,269 --> 01:10:02,699
(Guy 2) I don't think so.
1152
01:10:04,139 --> 01:10:05,830
(Anne) Get the
fuck away from me!
1153
01:10:05,909 --> 01:10:07,960
(Screaming)
1154
01:10:09,681 --> 01:10:10,900
What the fuck?
1155
01:10:10,980 --> 01:10:12,951
Go, Anne! Go!
1156
01:10:14,750 --> 01:10:15,871
Fuck!
1157
01:10:16,921 --> 01:10:18,182
(Guy 2) C'mon!
You like that?
1158
01:10:18,252 --> 01:10:19,311
Hey asshole!
1159
01:10:19,392 --> 01:10:20,371
(Clang!)
1160
01:10:20,451 --> 01:10:22,722
♪♪
1161
01:10:27,063 --> 01:10:28,583
Later, bitch.
1162
01:10:28,663 --> 01:10:31,433
♪♪
1163
01:10:33,503 --> 01:10:36,024
Pieces of shit. Get in your
fuckin piece of shit van
1164
01:10:36,103 --> 01:10:38,974
or I will ficking
smash your brains out!
1165
01:10:39,044 --> 01:10:41,444
Come on!
Get in the Lumbie!
1166
01:10:45,486 --> 01:10:47,505
1 Hey, what about our beer?
1167
01:10:49,585 --> 01:10:51,315
Shit.
They're gonna follow us.
1168
01:10:51,385 --> 01:10:53,054
No they're not.
1169
01:10:55,627 --> 01:10:57,097
Fuckers.
1170
01:10:59,266 --> 01:11:00,756
Whoa.
1171
01:11:00,837 --> 01:11:02,296
They're here.
1172
01:11:14,648 --> 01:11:18,748
♪♪
1173
01:12:30,668 --> 01:12:32,188
Alright.
1174
01:12:33,338 --> 01:12:35,138
Thanks for comin, Mike.
1175
01:12:36,878 --> 01:12:38,468
I'll get ya that money, too.
1176
01:12:38,537 --> 01:12:41,039
Ah, just give it
when you get it.
1177
01:12:49,360 --> 01:12:50,410
So?
1178
01:13:06,671 --> 01:13:09,202
Gotta grab my skateboard
outta the back.
1179
01:13:15,352 --> 01:13:16,613
Hey Sparky.
1180
01:13:16,684 --> 01:13:18,174
Hey.
1181
01:13:20,093 --> 01:13:21,753
Thanks, dude.
1182
01:13:23,364 --> 01:13:26,355
No really, I mean,
1183
01:13:26,435 --> 01:13:30,364
that shit I said before,
it's just, I don't know.
1184
01:13:31,435 --> 01:13:33,595
Weird fuckin night, huh?
1185
01:13:33,674 --> 01:13:35,035
Yeah.
1186
01:13:38,076 --> 01:13:40,067
I just...
1187
01:13:41,346 --> 01:13:43,716
If I gotta have
someone at my back,
1188
01:13:43,786 --> 01:13:46,077
I'm just glad it's you, dude.
1189
01:13:47,487 --> 01:13:48,978
Yeah?
1190
01:13:49,056 --> 01:13:52,287
Yeah. We're gonna be talking
about this for years.
1191
01:13:53,097 --> 01:13:54,619
We will, won't we?
1192
01:13:55,998 --> 01:13:57,799
I'm gonna catch
some zzzz's, man.
1193
01:13:57,868 --> 01:13:59,199
Yeah.
1194
01:13:59,268 --> 01:14:01,028
You goin' surfing later?
1195
01:14:01,099 --> 01:14:02,569
What else?
1196
01:14:03,209 --> 01:14:06,180
You know, I actually enjoyed
myself tonight, man.
1197
01:14:13,249 --> 01:14:14,840
Me too.
1198
01:14:19,191 --> 01:14:21,021
Later, Sparky.
1199
01:14:22,430 --> 01:14:24,832
(Iris) Wait.
Now I gotta find my tape.
1200
01:14:24,891 --> 01:14:26,492
Uh, I got it.
1201
01:14:26,562 --> 01:14:28,692
(Anne) Cool.
I gotta go to work.
1202
01:14:28,762 --> 01:14:30,321
So I guess I'll see you?
1203
01:14:30,402 --> 01:14:32,132
Of course.
1204
01:14:34,973 --> 01:14:38,273
Hey, uh, you know whatever
happened back there--
1205
01:14:38,343 --> 01:14:40,433
Oh, he just, he just
roughed me up a little.
1206
01:14:40,513 --> 01:14:42,314
Fucker he tore my shirt.
1207
01:14:42,384 --> 01:14:44,314
Yeah, I mean, you're, you're,
you're okay, and I'm okay,
1208
01:14:44,384 --> 01:14:45,814
so we're you're good,
right? You're, you're okay?
1209
01:14:45,885 --> 01:14:47,544
You know what?
1210
01:14:48,724 --> 01:14:51,625
I mean whatever doesn't kill
you makes you stronger, right?
1211
01:14:53,265 --> 01:14:54,625
Whoa.
1212
01:14:56,095 --> 01:14:58,036
Dude, I didn't make that up!
1213
01:14:58,095 --> 01:14:59,584
Still good, though.
1214
01:15:00,505 --> 01:15:01,907
Yeah?
1215
01:15:09,046 --> 01:15:10,137
Later?
1216
01:15:10,216 --> 01:15:11,838
Sure.
1217
01:15:14,318 --> 01:15:17,588
Hey, I'm really sorry that
prick stole your board, dude.
1218
01:15:17,657 --> 01:15:19,318
It's not your fault.
1219
01:15:19,388 --> 01:15:21,619
I know that.
1220
01:15:21,689 --> 01:15:24,188
Later, gator.
Nice work.
1221
01:15:26,268 --> 01:15:28,459
Hey. Later, Darling.
1222
01:15:28,529 --> 01:15:30,130
Tell your mom I love her stew.
1223
01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:32,570
Tell your mom I
love her daughter.
1224
01:15:32,640 --> 01:15:33,830
You're such a liar.
1225
01:15:33,910 --> 01:15:36,570
What? I'm so totally
committed to you.
1226
01:15:39,181 --> 01:15:41,311
Yeah, you're
committed to something,
1227
01:15:41,381 --> 01:15:43,111
but it ain't me, babe.
1228
01:15:43,181 --> 01:15:45,280
What's that supposed to mean?
1229
01:15:47,621 --> 01:15:50,383
When you figure it out, call me.
1230
01:15:55,433 --> 01:15:56,762
♪♪
1231
01:15:56,832 --> 01:15:59,864
Hey Lardo, what do
think it all means, man?
1232
01:16:01,103 --> 01:16:02,033
What?
1233
01:16:02,574 --> 01:16:04,594
The whole thing, dude. I mean,
1234
01:16:04,674 --> 01:16:08,634
this guy gets dumped; he
steals my board, he doesn't even
1235
01:16:08,715 --> 01:16:12,675
know me, and Del just happens
to be there, and it's like
1236
01:16:12,754 --> 01:16:15,685
we get this name and because
of that we go to the Valley?
1237
01:16:15,754 --> 01:16:18,775
(Richard) Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no,
we're building over in Ventura.
1238
01:16:20,696 --> 01:16:23,256
Oh it's wonderful,
four stories.
1239
01:16:25,366 --> 01:16:28,357
(Lardo) Brian Kramer, bro.
He turned out to be not such
1240
01:16:28,437 --> 01:16:33,307
a bad guy - just some dude
who got dumped - by Iris.
1241
01:16:34,537 --> 01:16:37,029
Bro, she took his heart
and she just like ripped
1242
01:16:37,107 --> 01:16:41,638
it up into pieces. She's
fuckin vicious, that girl.
1243
01:16:46,018 --> 01:16:49,009
Well, we got your board back.
1244
01:16:52,700 --> 01:16:54,490
(squealing tires)
1245
01:16:54,558 --> 01:16:55,500
Shit!
1246
01:16:55,560 --> 01:16:56,260
Man.
1247
01:16:56,330 --> 01:16:58,430
Oh, Shit!
1248
01:16:59,640 --> 01:17:00,800
Ah.
1249
01:17:04,712 --> 01:17:06,571
(Deep sigh)
1250
01:17:06,642 --> 01:17:08,372
(Lardo) It looks okay, dude.
1251
01:17:11,652 --> 01:17:13,382
(JD) It doesn't look too bad.
1252
01:17:13,452 --> 01:17:14,752
(Lardo) Whoa!
1253
01:17:14,823 --> 01:17:16,283
(Crack!)
1254
01:17:16,352 --> 01:17:18,823
(JD) No!!!
1255
01:17:35,605 --> 01:17:38,945
(JD) At that moment,
it hit me.
1256
01:17:39,645 --> 01:17:43,376
It wasn't about a surfboard;
it was about the journey,
1257
01:17:43,456 --> 01:17:45,647
with my friends.
1258
01:17:52,497 --> 01:17:55,468
Lardo and I are still
the best of friends.
1259
01:17:55,528 --> 01:17:58,297
He has a beautiful daughter
now and always makes the best
1260
01:17:58,367 --> 01:18:02,138
of every day - in typical
Lardo fashion, of course.
1261
01:18:03,978 --> 01:18:07,069
Sparky lived every day like
there was no tomorrow.
1262
01:18:07,148 --> 01:18:10,509
He rode his last wave in
at the age of twenty-five.
1263
01:18:11,150 --> 01:18:13,779
He was truly one-of-a-kind,
man, and I'll always remember
1264
01:18:13,850 --> 01:18:16,379
the crazy shit we
used to do together.
1265
01:18:16,459 --> 01:18:20,321
Nobody did it like Sparky.
Miss ya, bro.
1266
01:18:23,061 --> 01:18:25,361
Iris went to New York
and became an artist,
1267
01:18:25,431 --> 01:18:27,491
just like she said she would.
1268
01:18:27,572 --> 01:18:30,832
She's not rich and famous yet,
but she still keeps her edge,
1269
01:18:31,642 --> 01:18:34,732
and visits Ventura
whenever she can.
1270
01:18:38,483 --> 01:18:41,612
Anne found a great guy
willing to commit to her.
1271
01:18:42,924 --> 01:18:45,783
She's married,
has a beautiful boy,
1272
01:18:45,853 --> 01:18:48,794
and I still remain great
friends with her and her family.
1273
01:18:52,294 --> 01:18:56,134
My hero Mike Mooney.
He's a family man, now.
1274
01:18:56,205 --> 01:18:59,105
Still the legend on Pierpont,
and hand-shaping surfboards
1275
01:18:59,176 --> 01:19:02,005
in the same garage -
for the love of it.
1276
01:19:20,628 --> 01:19:23,558
(Taps surfboard)
1277
01:19:24,597 --> 01:19:26,229
(Del) Hey.
1278
01:19:33,009 --> 01:19:36,139
(JD) There's been a whole
lotta change in Ventura,
1279
01:19:36,210 --> 01:19:38,310
but then again,
1280
01:19:38,380 --> 01:19:41,820
lots of things have
stayed the same - like Del.
1281
01:19:48,761 --> 01:19:52,061
And as for me,
I got a beautiful wife,
1282
01:19:52,131 --> 01:19:56,622
four great kids,
play music with my friends,
1283
01:19:56,702 --> 01:19:59,532
and still surfing -
1284
01:19:59,603 --> 01:20:01,803
in Ventura.
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