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IT'S ALIVE FILMS PRESENTS

One. Two. Three. Four.

Five. Six. Seven. Eight.

Deja vu. - 112.113.114.

I smell musk. - It's called testosterone.

Err... We have an hour.

An hour? That's pretty ambitious. - Hey...

Let's be quiet, so we don't wake them up. - Sure.

I love you. - I love you too.

WRITTEN BY TEEMU NIKKI & JANI POSO

PRODUCED BY JAN POSO

DIRECTED BY TEEMU NIKKI

LOVEMILLA

Mom. Dad. How come you're in that shape this early?

Right. I'll make you coffee. - Morning.

You got mail.

Still no apartments in our price range.

Don't worry. I've got a plan.

What's your big plan? - Well... You'll find out. Soon.

I never do things halfway.

What about finishing these steps? - It started raining.

I've finished everything else.

What about that bike, high school, trade school, -

juice cleansing and marathon? - Okay, got it.

I'll find us an apartment. I promise. Trust me.

I'm vegan. What do you recommend?

A lifestyle change.

You want a refill? - Hello!

A soy macchiato with a sprinkle of organic raw chocolate, please.

One mackle spackle. 7 euros, please.

That's not a macchiato. - No kidding.

Hi.

Vesa. Please, go get me a macchiato. - But I just...

Please... And take our little monster with you.

Vesa is a good man except he doesn't cheat on me.

What? - People may think he's undesirable.

I need a man that everyone wants. Not like your boyfriend.

I heard that. - Good.

Then the breakup won't come as a surprise.

Siiri, I'm not leaving Aimo.

Vesa has a brother, Esa.

He sells trips to the future and he's got this amazing house.

Milla, think about it. You'd get out of Zombieland, -

and I'd get a friend who has time for me.

Vesa, where's my macchiato? - Coming!

The little monster is hungry. - I'm more than a pair of tits.

Ouch! His teeth are so sharp.

You still haven't found an exorcist for him? - No.

Milla. I'm not jealous.

I'm not.

What did Siiri mean? - She's just being Siiri.

I know I cant buy you a house or a trip to the future.

Don't worry. You're good just the way you are.

Maybe even perfect? - Maybe.

One coffee to go, please. - Hi, Ampari! It's on the house.

Nice! - Can we afford this kind of laxness?

I'm not losing my salary because of this. - You won't be.

Who pays for the free coffees then?

I've got the trade union number on speed dial!

The old owner wouldn't have stood for this.

I'll pay for the coffee. And here's a 20-cent tip.

I'm so... - ...fed up. Me too.

Hi, Milla.

Are Veijo and Tytti moving out of their apartment?

Do I look like a real estate agent?

Are they moving out or not? - No.

Veijo isn't ready to come out of the closet yet.

He won't break up with Tytti.

Shit. It was supposed to be the solution to our problem.

I already promised Milla.

Thanks for asking, my heart isn't totally broken.

I kinda knew from the start that Veijo is nothing but a stinking bi.

What's wrong with people?

Why can't they decide what they want; wieners or pies?

I like both.

Aimo, it was a metaphor.

That's right. A metaphor.

I gotta get an apartment.

I gotta get an apartment.

Thanks.

Are hose Em Arms'? - Ted-ZN.

Japanese edition. - Sweet.

Sorry.

FOR RENT: nice one-bedroom apartment in the Boonies.

You took another quickie loan! - No...

You'll lose the house because of your drinking.

You have to pay bills!

I'm not looking after you if you lose the house.

Why do you always have to drink?

Pull yourselves together!

Milla! You have to come with me!

Password? - Maximum.

Hi.

The living room.

A hole in the waH! Very chic!

This is the kitchen.

Nice sunny color.

A microwave! - It's mine. I'm taking it with me.

That's the bathroom. - A toilet! A bathtub!

It looks like someone died in here. - You can't prove that.

What do you think?

It's perfect We'll take it. - Deal.

Aimo! - What?

Think about it. - This would be our home.

This is what we wanted.

How much? - 700 euros a month.

We'll pay 800. - Sure.

Aimo!

I found us an apartment and now you don't want it.

What do you want?

Come meet me in front of Nacht Park.

Cheers.

And then when I did find an apartment...

Thanks... it's not good enough. Not good enough.

It's because of some guy named Esa.

Who's he? - Some guy Siiri knows. He's filthy rich.

Milla will probably dump me. She'll start dating Esa.

She'll marry him and have children with him.

She'll ask me to be the godfather.

Why would she want you to be the godfather?

That's right. I'm not even good enough to be the godfather.

A super heroine who rides a bike. - Didn't feel like flying.

Hi.

I thought you didn't see my signal. - I did, but I was busy.

I had to save a busload of little kids.

Finland is the promised land for closeted gays. Look.

In the closet. In the closet. In the closet.

That's a woman who's really deep in the closet.

I don't believe you. - I bet you 20 euros.

20 euros.

Excuse me. - Yes?

My friend over there says you're all closeted gays.

So are you in the closet?

Are you?

I'm not gay-

Sure, none of us is gay. - Shit...

I managed to take care of the ecocatastrophe.

But no one noticed.

It was in Humor magazine.

But they put Super-He on the cover.

Everybody loves him because he's a man and can fly smoothly.

I'm still jealous of your job.

You get to see the world. I'm stuck here in the Boonies.

But you have Aimo and you're moving in together.

We don't have an apartment yet.

What if we find one and run out of money or something?

You make it sound so complicated.

Super-Gitta, come help us!

Sorry. I gotta go. I gotta be quicker than Super-He.

Look!

Haven't you ever seen a flying woman?

Super-He! I won't let you take all the credit!

WHY BOTHER WITH THE GYM WHEN YOU CAN BUY STRENGTH

That is one fine cock.

Seriously, I'm not gay.

I thought you were, since you said you're not.

My gaydar never fails me.

Look what I found in the bathroom.

Exo Arms. I've seen handicapped people with these on TV.

Other people can use them too. - You don't need more strength.

Yeah. Milla also said I have low self-esteem.

It means I'm weak. - Right.

The only good thing in your life is your best friend who's hot as hell.

Go get those mew arms and your life will be better.

Not only is my best friend hot as hell. He's also smart as hell.

I was being sarcastic.

That's right. That's what I said.

JUKKA KASVl'S SHOP

You should get ready for winter. Yeah, I know it's summer.

Think of the head start you'd get if you had -

2,000 ice fishing overalls in stock when it gets cold.

Yeah. Sorry, what did you say?

No?

Fine. Piss off then.

What do you want? The shop is dosed.

Or do you want to buy ice fishing overalls?

Not really.

You sell Exo Arms? - You've come to the right place.

Jukka Kasvi, licensed Exo Arms dealer. - Aimo, diner owner.

Nice to meet you. - I don't really need them. I'm just curious.

None of us needs them, right? - That's right.

Please come this way.

Be careful with the panda.

If you want endurance, Exo Sport Ted-209 is a popular model.

What do I need endurance tor? I want maximum strength.

Right.

How about intelligence?

Have you ever met a guy who was both intelligent and funny?

What do you want then? - Power.

Flaw power. This way, please.

Exo Arms, Mark-106. Furious power.

For real men. Tested in combat conditions.

Lifting strength 1,000 kg, grip strength 500 kg.

How much? - 5,000 euros per arm.

For a true bodybuilder like you, 9,500 euros for both arms.

I can't. My girlfriend and I need the money for renting an apartment.

I understand. Your missus calls the shots.

No, she doesn't. I do. And I say I'm not buying it.

Hi.

I promised I'd find us an apartment.

But when I found one, -

it wasn't good enough for you.

The place was a dump. - Yeah, yeah, but so is this one.

What's wrong with you?

I just don't want to move there.

I don't understand you. I just don't get you.

I'm afraid we'd turn out like my parents.

How could I ever turn out to be a pig and you a cow?

Here you go. One sausage and one coffee.

Hi. What's up?

Err... I was thinking of making a fish casserole.

When were you thinking of coming home?

I don't know.

I'm a mascot, not a clairvoyant.

Whoah! There are new norovirus cases again.

Where? - In The Sweatshop.

As we suspected. The cases follow a pattern.

Someone must be spreading it. - That's impossible.

The norovirus is an infectuous disease -

that causes diarrhea and vomiting.

It moves from feces to hands and then into the mouth.

The incubation period is from 12 to 48 hours.

It doesn't spread this fast without someone spreading it.

You two spend way too much time together.

Anyone can be the spreader.

I'll go home and cook.

Come home when you're done playing Noro Avenger.

Noro Avenger.

Sorry, I thought there was no one here. I can clean this later.

Can you give me toilet paper?

Thanks, Milla. - Do we know each other?

Not yet.

How do you know my name? - I figured it out.

How? From my voice?

Your name and photo was on the wall with Aimo's and Pirjo's photos.

Your voice doesn't match Pirjo's photo.

Are you some kind of wise man?

Milla, you have to move. - You mean move out?

I won't take a stance on that.

You have to move forward, change your diet.

Add fiber to your diet. We all should do that.

I know it personally. - Got it.

Have a nice evening.

Malla and I were thinking of taking it easy today.

You want home brew or wine? - Neither.

No thanks. - So wine for you.

We agreed we wouldn't drink today.

I'm not drinking.

But you already had a sip of sherry. - I most certainly did not.

I drew a line here before I went to the supermarket.

It's strange how much sherry evaporated while I was gone.

You're staking me.

It looks delicious.

You bought an old chicken. I had to roast it well.

Everything is my fault again? - Yes, everything is your fault.

You damn cow! - You fucking pig!

What? - I gotta pee.

Sure.

What are you doing? Stop!

Stop!

Fuck...

Let go of him!

Stop! Stop, for freaks sake!

We'll move out as soon as possible.

Wait.

Welcome to the palace of love.

What do you have in this box? - My kettlebells.

Your kettlebells? - Yes.

What a horrible dump. - Thanks, Siiri.

Do I smell mold?

Yeah, it is mold. You can't move in here.

My supernose only smells dust.

I can also smell that someone has a yeast infection.

No need to get personal.

Look at this place. This really is a pretty horrible dump.

This place is our home A palace of our very own

This is what we can imagine

We can paint the walls

But even comfy shawls Won't make this a cozy place

In a fairy flew

To help you redo Your house with his magic powers

A queer fairy's magic starts

He waves his wand and alas

His magic words he imparts

A queer fairy will turn your house into a palace

Oh what a stink I'm going to faint, I think

I feel like throwing up

A spell works on the smell better than superpowers

Soon the smell will be gone

A queer fairy's magic starts

He waves his wand and alas

His magic words he imparts

A queer fairy will turn your house into a palace

Are you asleep?

No.

What are you thinking about?

Tomorrows leg workout.

I'm wondering whether or not we're gonna make it financially.

Of course we're gonna make it.

Where are you going?

You wanted a late-night snack? - No.

We'll start saving money in this jar -

so that we can make this a perfect home for us. - Yeah.

But first we have to empty it.

Give me one. - Come get it.

Him? - No, he doesn't fit the profile.

You have to wear a shirt that says "A gay is cumming. Are you ready?"

I'm also embarrassed by your sense of style, thanks for asking.

People can tell you're gay without the shirt.

I want people to know I'm not in the closet.

You don't have to worry about that.

Nice shirt.

What happened? - A girl just said she likes your ugly shirt.

I have a crush.

Damn, I have a crush on a woman.

Dude, you're a closeted straight guy. - I'm not.

I know what I want.

You're bi. - I'm not.

I think we should call it a day. He's not coming. - Yeah.

My muscles are getting sore.

I want a sausage. - I want coffee.

And some Kimble.

That's gluten-free, right? - No.

Honey. Our little monster is hungry.

Breastfeed him.

Vesa, cover your tit!

I don't like you breastfeeding in public.

Where did you get a tit for Vesa? - From Jukka Kasvi.

Let me get to the point.

Esa is coming here. - No!

You only have to meet him.

You'll see right away that he's a better man than Aimo.

Siiri, I can still hear everything. - Good.

You can have kids with Esa. You and I can hangout in cafés.

Stop setting me up with people!

Not until you find a good man.

The vomiting and diarrhea bug is still spreading. - Unbelievable.

Noro Avenger attacked the gym. - How is it possible?

The next occurrence will be in Nacht Park -

or this place.

I'll be going home. - Yeah. I'll come later.

It could be really late.

Women.

Maikki doesn't understand that when we catch Noro Avenger, -

everything will be different.

I'll get my job back.

The woman I love will notice me.

Pirjo, I still love you.

I love you.

Who's he? - He doesn't fit the profile.

Hi. What would you like?

Hi. You're Milla? - Yeah.

Siiri said you're good-looking, -

but she didn't say you're that beautiful.

Esa Sivunen. - Esa?

Siiri, you promised. - Just look at him.

Sorry, Esa, but I have a man. - Oh.

Okay. Siiri didn't tell me.

Milla will be single soon. - Siiri, what the hell?

I'm single. Milla is way too young for you anyway.

I agree. Pirjo is a much better choice.

She's always positive. She's got curves and smells lovely.

And she's really good in bed. - What?

According to a lot of men.

That's nice to hear. Thank you.

I think I'll just have coffee.

I'll make you a machomato.

Can I also have a machomato? - No.

What have you told Siiri? - Nothing. You know her.

I don't want you to see her. - Of course I'll see her.

No, you won't if I tell you not to.

You can't tell me not to see my best friend.

I'm telling you not to see Esa. - Now, seriously.

I haven't done anything wrong.

Your self-esteem is just so low.

You're always looking at other men. - This is what I mean.

MY BATTERY IS DEAD

Women make you lose your mind.

On hi. - I-n.

Sorry about what happened. - That's okay.

It was a bit embarrassing.

I'll continue my workout.

Bye. - Bye.

You need help? - No.

You sure? - Yeah. This is my basic workout.

Okay.

Dad!

Dad! I'm serious.

What? - Come with me.

This way.

Watch out.

Shit.

Where were you after work? - Oh, stop.

I just dragged my zombie dad home and I'm dead tired.

I don't want to argue.

Can we talk tomorrow? - I guess I don't have a choice.

Oh, hi. I've been waiting for you.

This is enough for the down payment.

Well, what do you want?

Morning.

Morning.

Have you seen Aimo?

How did I get here?

I brought you here. You were drinking in the park. Again.

You have a beer for me?

What do you think? Why do you always have to drink?

When you get older, -

you'll understand that sometimes you have no choice.

Right. You have no choice.

What the heH?

Did you take money from the jar? - What?

I'm in such bad shape I haven't been able to get up all morning.

Shit.

Got any beer? - No!

Aimo. What have you done? - Got extra strength tor my guns.

I can do everything faster and better.

You shouldn't have taken money from me.

Look.

Great. Integrated bottle openers. We were saving to redo our place.

You should be happy that your man is so strong.

That was sarcasm.

Hi. What would you like?

We'll have two meat pies with wieners. And coffee.

Milla!

Greetings from the Andes.

Pirjo! Three coffees, please. - Yeah, yeah.

Let's see.

Who's Andy? The one who sent greetings.

The Andes is a mountain range in South America.

Right. A mountain range.

The ventilator cord has come off.

Is this Mark-106? - Yeah. Furious power.

1,000 kg of lifting strength. - Young men and their muscles...

Pirjo. Lovely to see you.

Roope. Roope.

Did you come to take me away from here? - This is just a stopover.

These people violate the rights of the worker.

Get behind the counter. We've got customers.

See what I mean? - Pirjo, get behind the counter.

The trade union. - "The trade union."

The trade union.

Did you buy your arms from Jukka Kasvi?

Yes, I did. - Be careful with him.

They're more than just metal.

You'll get hooked on the power.

What do you mean? - It'll turn your soul cold.

Bullshit. These give me strength.

Believe me.

I did the same thing a long time ago.

For years I was heartless and cold.

Are you done telling your little bedtime story?

It was nice seeing you, old man. I gotta get back to work.

I gotta head to Tibet and look for the Book of the Dead.

I got an exorcism gig.

That's cool. - I can lift a car.

I can do 3,000 push-ups. - What did Milla say?

She nagged me. The“ she asked “cope m nag ma.

They nagged me together.

Just check these out.

I don't understand why he would steal money from me.

Milla, get behind me!

Take me to Pirjo!

Maybe you should give him another chance.

I mean, he's not mean or anything.

It's like we're from different planets.

That's from another planet. Aimo is not.

Serves him right. - What did that alien want?

I'm sure he wanted to discuss your relationship. - I'm sorry.

Gifia, come save us!

What a hard day. I gotta go.

Super-He! Ready to take all the credit again.

The only down side is that my legs get tired.

Never skip a leg day.

What? - Did she see me?

No, she didn't. - Hi.

Did I see you at the gym the other day?

Yeah, we go to the gym.

You had that funny shirt on. - Yeah.

The message on the shirt is true.

I don't like to put people into boxes.

You mean into closets? - That's another way to put it.

I totally agree.

Err... You're a woman... - Yeah?

If a woman gets mad for some reason, -

how can a guy get her to cool off?

Well, we women like attention.

You could cook a nice meal, -

light a couple of candles, maybe a neck massage.

Romantic things like that.

Personally I like it when a guy confesses his love to me.

You took the words right out of my mouth.

We girls like attention.

Can I buy you a drink? - Sure, I'M have a home brew.

Undercover. - Oh, that's right.

You're late. - I had to calm Maikki down.

We were supposed to have a romantic night in.

That's what it's like in a long-term relationship.

There's no more mystery.

I'll go take a piss. Keep watch. - Got it.

Did anything happen? - Nothing at all.

Here you go.

Bon appétit.

I've got a surprise for you after dinner.

Why did you buy those?

I thought no one would steal you from me if I had these.

Stem me from you?

I'm not your property. I'm with you of my own free will.

This food is awful.

You can't even cook macaroni. Why didn't you buy chef's arms?

You're never happy. This food is good.

Exactly.

I'm sorry, Milla. I shouldn't have taken the money.

You don't owe any money for them, do you? - No.

Of course not.

Can you forgive me?

Not before the jar is full of money and Punky has a cage mate.

Deal. I still have the surprise.

I love you so much that I named the diner after you.

You're crazy. - I'm your crazy guy.

You know what I've been thinking? - Yeah?

How do your arms work in bed?

I can sleep with these just fine.

That's not what I meant. - Oh.

You mean sarcastically.

Oh shit...

Are you ready? - You're hurting me. Let me get on top.

Sorry.

Get on top.

Are you ready?

Kaboom.

Did you fake it? - Oh no. It was lovely.

Best sex in a long time. - Oh, okay.

I'll go flush the condom.

Aimo. Come to bed. - It might take a while.

I think I got the norovirus.

COULDN'T SLEEP. GOING TO WORK. KISSES.

Hi, Aimo.

Is there still love in the palace? - Of course.

Soon there won't be any.

This is my microwave.

Jukka! - Yeah? What's on your mind?

I can't cum and my arms are limp.

You can't cum and your arms are limp?

Let's see.

It's no wonder. Your battery is dead.

Dead? - Yeah. Nothing in the world works without power.

You never mentioned a battery.

How do I recharge these? - You need to buy a recharger.

Or I can install a small power plant on your back.

You'd never need to recharge the battery. - How much is it?

It doesn't cost that much, but there's one hitch.

What? - It's heavy. Damn heavy.

We need to make your legs stronger.

Can I pay in installments?

This is hard-core.

Aimo.

You promised you wouldn't get more parts. - Check this out.

It's got a sound system and everything.

The whole world is trying to keep me down

But I won't let it beat me

It seems to spin the wrong way 'round

You can't open my letters. - It says you owe money for those.

Why did you He to me?

I had no choice.

Frigging déja vu. You're just like my dad.

I'm not your dad. - I'm kicking you out anyway.

What do you mean? - I'm kicking you out.

Fine. No, I'm leaving and dumping you. And that's a metaphor.

You can't. I did it first.

You damn cow.

You fucking pig.

Can'? we stop this moment in time now that I'm so happy

He fits the profile.

Noro Avenger!

Norovirus alert! Everybody stop eating immediately!

Don't move!

This is a citizen's arrest. - You better obey the security guard!

Put the finger down!

What do we do now?

There's two of us. He's got only one weapon.

Shit.

Put the fingers down! There's no escape.

The game is over.

I've already avenged you two.

We have the virus. - Then we've got nothing to lose.

Get him!

Hola.

Oh my God, you have mew legs. - Aren't these cool?

I can't understand why Milla doesn't like them.

Mi casa es su casa. Yup.

Hi there.

You got nice... machines.

I was just leaving.

I'm so confused. I'm in love with the wrong person.

It was so much trouble to come out of the closet -

and call all my relatives and tell them I'm gay.

Now I have to call them again and tell them I'm straight.

You're bi. - No. I'm definitely not bi.

I'm as gay as can be. Bisexuals are perverts.

Bisexuality is unnatural.

You're biphobic. - This has nothing to do with phobias.

It's common sense.

Bisexuals are insecure people who don't know what they want.

Milla. I can't understand why you can't understand me.

You think therapy would help you understand me?

Would you go into therapy?

Was that sarcasm or a metaphor? - Neither.

I mean, yes. Or... Both.

Or we should both go into therapy. Couples therapy.

Couples therapy? - Yes.

I think you could go into metal recycling.

Hi.

Oh, you're playing Shithead.

How's your investigation going?

We're still looking for Noro Avenger's motive.

I wonder what it could be.

Noro Avenger is crazy.

Maybe it's just boredom and a desire to have an adventure.

Or loneliness.

Loneliness? - Yeah.

You women don't understand these things.

Only a crazy narcissist would do something like that.

It's really nice they let you keep your uniform, -

since you're so righteous.

This is my official work uniform. And it's mine.

Are you coming home tonight?

Noro Avenger is on the loose.

The next attack can happen anywhere.

Hey. Hey.

Let's focus on this. - Coffee?

If you want Aimo back, which I don't understand, -

you have to show him he can't take you for granted.

You have to be sure you want him back.

You have to remember that you're two individuals.

You can't force him to do anything.

On the contrary. You have to force him.

Make him Jealous. He'll understand he has to respect you.

A relationship is all about playing games.

Milla, you're a strong woman. You don't have to play games.

Wrong. Strong women are players.

Vesa is just so weak that he plays fair and won't cheat on me.

I'll take Vesa for a test ride if it'll improve your relationship.

He wouldn't touch a superhero who flies like an epileptic.

Your tits are leaking.

I can have dinner with you after all. - Sorry?

I said I could have dinner with you.

How about tomorrow? - Sure.

Milla. - What is it, Aimo?

What are you doing? - Nothing.

Five years ago we invented an artificial Wormhole.

It's like a black hole we can control.

Our company was the first to commercialize the invention.

We sell trips to the future.

How does it work?

Look at this napkin.

If this napkin is spacetime, -

the corners are quite far from each other.

If we fold it like this... Voila!

Could you end up in the wrong time?

Well, it's safer than traditional flying.

And classier than the way Super-Gitta flies.

You seem a little absent.

What's on your mind? - Aimo.

Aimo? What am I doing here then?

I'll go to the ladies' room.

Ampari

Sorry, but this is the ladies' room. - That's okay.

Can you give me paper?

Thank you.

Have you ever thought that maybe you should finish what you started?

What are we taking about?

"How classy is it to go on a date with another man -

when you're going through a crisis in your relationship?"

What? - Just reading the horoscope in a women's magazine aloud.

"It's not always smooth sailing for an Aries."

Well?

There's something wrong with this machine.

My heart hurts.

I might have a solution for that, but I can't give you another loan.

You gotta help me. - What can you give me?

I'll give you my diner.

Ready?

I'm sorry I went out with Esa.

I just wanted to hurt you.

It doesn't matter anymore. - What do you mean?

Shouldn't we talk? - You can talk about whatever you want.

You can't hurt me anymore.

I have a metal heart now. It'll never ache again.

I'm sorry to say that I sold the diner.

We can't afford this apartment anymore.

Start packing.

I'll move to Ampari's place.

Where will I go? - I don't care.

Are you gonna take that little rat with you -

or should I throw it in the trash?

How can you be that heartless?

Oh, that's right.

What's going on here?

The new owner is revamping the place.

You've just been replaced by new staff.

I've got a microwave. - What?

You're fired.

The time has come. I'm calling the trade union.

Good. Do it.

Is this the trade union? Hello. This is Pirjo Perékorva.

I was just wrongfully dismissed.

What invoice?

I'm not a trade union member?

Oh yeah?

I couldn't care less because I'm fed up with all trade unions!

You can keep your diner. Goodbye.

This is my microwave. - Goodbye.

This is my microwave.

I'm kinda busy. - I'm moving in.

I'm busy. What the heH is going on?

I'm busy.

Hi.

You should've said you're busy.

I've got news for you.

Your little romance won't last. - Aimo!

You should be aware that a crush only lasts three weeks.

What the heH has happened to you?

Maybe I should leave. - Yeah, you should.

No, you shouldn't. Aimo should. - Yeah.

Like love, friendships also end.

What's wrong with him? - A heterosexual relationship.

Could we continue where we left off?

Sanna, listen. I don't think this is going to work out.

Are you lactose intolerant? This is lactose-free.

I love that you have a crush on me.

I need love and I get it from you.

But I don't love you.

Fucking homo. - You can say that again.

You could've warned me beforehand.

You think you went a little overboard last night?

Nah, I don't think so.

You want me to get coffee?

I can get it myself.

Milla! - You can't drink!

Why not? Everybody else in this house drinks.

The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.

Okay. You got our attention.

Good. What are you going to do about it?

This might shock you, but we talked.

We decided to get a divorce.

That's great. Finally you got it.

But please leave me alone now. I'm hungover and want to sleep.

Hi. - Hi.

What happened with you and Aimo?

He's become unbearable.

We broke up. That's all. - You broke up'?

There's something bigger going on.

Something bigger than our breakup?

I didn't mean it like that.

Aimo has changed.

Please try to fix your relationship.

He needs help. - It's not my responsibility anymore.

I never want to see him again.

Thanks for dropping by and letting me know whose side you're on. Bye.

What the fuck?

I can't even kill myself right.

We're selling the house. - Good idea.

It'll be a new beginning for everyone.

I've seen him before, but this time he really rocked.

An impressive guy.

We thought we'd give you part of the money.

He'll probably do it again.

We're witnessing the making of a new world record.

One more failed attempt and we have a new world record.

Oh my Lord.

One hundred consecutive failed suicide attempts.

How do you feel?

I'm pissed off. - Now that you broke the record, what's next?

I'll keep jumping until I die.

What a great Finnish man.

You have to admire his perseverance.

Good Fuck! - Thanks.

Aimo! Aimo!

I can hear you. Can you help me up? My arms aren't working.

Can you fix my arm? I gotta get back to the roof.

You have to stop jumping off roofs!

Yeah, drowning might work better. - Okay, you got my attention.

We'll go get your heart back and make you Aimo again.

Dammit! - Don't yell.

Move it. - Don't push me.

Shut up. - Don't yell.

Go! - Don't yell.

Move it!

Move it!

I'm in the middle of a treatment. Wait on the other side!

He's in the middle of a treatment.

You feel better? - No. But firing people will be easier.

I'm sure. Nice doing business with you.

Hey, panda. Catch this.

What is it? - We want Aimo's heart back.

Oh no. You can't have it back.

But I've got tons of tits and asses for you.

We just want the heart back.

I'll consider it when Aimo has paid his debt.

I told you it wouldn't work out.

What do you want for it? - Hmm, what do I want?

Ten thousand. Twenty thousand. No, fifty thousand.

No, ten million.

You're horrible. - I'm nice.

I haven't even tried to recoup the debt on his heart.

I can tell you it would be a messy job.

Let's get out of here. - Yeah.

I can give you a good deal on ice fishing overalls!

What an a-hole. - Yeah, he's a little mean.

On the other hand, he has cheap ice fishing overalls.

I got an idea. Let's rob him. - No.

I give up. I'll stay here and starve to death.

Recycle the metal -

and throw the rest in the biodegradable trash.

If you can. You don't have to. - Seriously.

Don't yell. - You did this to yourself.

I'm fed up with you.

I do this to avoid disappointment.

Life has nothing more to offer to me. It only takes.

Milla, Milla.

You should've told me you were coming. I would've made coffee.

No! Panda, let me go! Panda!

Panda! Let go! I don't have time for hugs!

Aimo. I got your heart. - You've always had it.

Which one is it? - Probably the one that is broken.

Frigging ice fishing overalls!

It's this one.

I told you this isn't going to work.

Here's a little couples therapy for you.

You asshole, Jukka Kasvi!

Jukka Kasvi, let go of my man!

Oh dear. I haven't caused you any trouble, have I? - A little.

What can I do? - Remove Aimo's machines.

Of course. Let's go to the shop.

We want Aimo's diner back. - Absolutely.

I'm hungry-

I'm hungry-

I want to apologize one more time. - Everything's good.

You sure? - Yeah.

Panda!

Let's go outside and play tag!

No explosion?

This might sound weird, but this doesn't feel right anymore.

I understand.

I feel the same way.

Much ado about nothing.

Without it we might not have realized that this is not our time.

Did we make the right decision? - Give me paper and I'll tell you.

What goes around, comes around, like the contents of my stomach.

You have to make the same decisions over and over.

That's cryptic. - Have a nice trip to the future.

You're paying for the coffee, right? - Are you serious?

AH my money goes to trade union dues.

There's no such thing as free coffee.

Satan, come out of this baby!

This baby is dean.

The exorcism worked. And to top it all off, Vesa cheated on me.

The things we do for our friends.

You don't have to thank us.

Vesa is a serial cheater. Everybody wants my man.

This is my lucky day.

That's my ex.

Pirjo! Please forgive me.

Get out of my way!

I'm so fed up with aliens!

I'll take you to the airport. - Yeah, we've seen this all before.

Oh, hi. You got a job. - Tickets and passports, please.

You know us. - Can you ever truly know another person?

We would've caught Noro Avenger if you hadn't given up.

You can't have everything.

You don't understand anything.

Have a nice trip!

Take care!

Milla.

You think this could've ended differently? - Not this time.

Maybe we'll see each other in the future.

I hope that wasn't sarcasm. - No, it wasn't.

It wasn't a metaphor, either.

Maikki!

Milla.

Where is Milla now?

Milla!

One. Two. Three. Four.

Five. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine.

Déja vu.

Déja vu.

Translated by Aretta Véihéilé Proofread by Rich Lyons