All language subtitles for fico-lovemilla

IT'S ALIVE FILMS
PRESENTS

One. Two. Three. Four.

Five. Six. Seven. Eight.

Deja vu.
- 112.113.114.

I smell musk.
- It's called testosterone.

Err... We have an hour.

An hour? That's pretty ambitious.
- Hey...

Let's be quiet, so we don't
wake them up. - Sure.

I love you.
- I love you too.

WRITTEN BY
TEEMU NIKKI & JANI POSO

PRODUCED BY JAN POSO

DIRECTED BY
TEEMU NIKKI

LOVEMILLA

Mom. Dad. How come
you're in that shape this early?

Right. I'll make you coffee.
- Morning.

You got mail.

Still no apartments
in our price range.

Don't worry. I've got a plan.

What's your big plan?
- Well... You'll find out. Soon.

I never do things halfway.

What about finishing these steps?
- It started raining.

I've finished everything else.

What about that bike,
high school, trade school, -

juice cleansing and marathon?
- Okay, got it.

I'll find us an apartment.
I promise. Trust me.

I'm vegan. What do you recommend?

A lifestyle change.

You want a refill?
- Hello!

A soy macchiato with a sprinkle
of organic raw chocolate, please.

One mackle spackle.
7 euros, please.

That's not a macchiato.
- No kidding.

Hi.

Vesa. Please, go get me
a macchiato. - But I just...

Please... And take
our little monster with you.

Vesa is a good man
except he doesn't cheat on me.

What? - People may think
he's undesirable.

I need a man that everyone wants.
Not like your boyfriend.

I heard that.
- Good.

Then the breakup
won't come as a surprise.

Siiri, I'm not leaving Aimo.

Vesa has a brother, Esa.

He sells trips to the future and
he's got this amazing house.

Milla, think about it.
You'd get out of Zombieland, -

and I'd get a friend
who has time for me.

Vesa, where's my macchiato?
- Coming!

The little monster is hungry.
- I'm more than a pair of tits.

Ouch! His teeth are so sharp.

You still haven't found
an exorcist for him? - No.

Milla. I'm not jealous.

I'm not.

What did Siiri mean?
- She's just being Siiri.

I know I cant buy you a house
or a trip to the future.

Don't worry.
You're good just the way you are.

Maybe even perfect?
- Maybe.

One coffee to go, please.
- Hi, Ampari! It's on the house.

Nice! - Can we afford
this kind of laxness?

I'm not losing my salary
because of this. - You won't be.

Who pays for the free coffees then?

I've got the trade union number
on speed dial!

The old owner
wouldn't have stood for this.

I'll pay for the coffee.
And here's a 20-cent tip.

I'm so...
- ...fed up. Me too.

Hi, Milla.

Are Veijo and Tytti moving
out of their apartment?

Do I look like a real estate agent?

Are they moving out or not?
- No.

Veijo isn't ready
to come out of the closet yet.

He won't break up with Tytti.

Shit. It was supposed to be
the solution to our problem.

I already promised Milla.

Thanks for asking,
my heart isn't totally broken.

I kinda knew from the start that
Veijo is nothing but a stinking bi.

What's wrong with people?

Why can't they decide
what they want; wieners or pies?

I like both.

Aimo, it was a metaphor.

That's right. A metaphor.

I gotta get an apartment.

I gotta get an apartment.

Thanks.

Are hose Em Arms'?
- Ted-ZN.

Japanese edition.
- Sweet.

Sorry.

FOR RENT: nice one-bedroom
apartment in the Boonies.

You took another quickie loan!
- No...

You'll lose the house
because of your drinking.

You have to pay bills!

I'm not looking after you
if you lose the house.

Why do you always have to drink?

Pull yourselves together!

Milla!
You have to come with me!

Password?
- Maximum.

Hi.

The living room.

A hole in the waH! Very chic!

This is the kitchen.

Nice sunny color.

A microwave!
- It's mine. I'm taking it with me.

That's the bathroom.
- A toilet! A bathtub!

It looks like someone died in here.
- You can't prove that.

What do you think?

It's perfect We'll take it.
- Deal.

Aimo!
- What?

Think about it.
- This would be our home.

This is what we wanted.

How much?
- 700 euros a month.

We'll pay 800.
- Sure.

Aimo!

I found us an apartment
and now you don't want it.

What do you want?

Come meet me
in front of Nacht Park.

Cheers.

And then when I did find
an apartment...

Thanks... it's not good enough.
Not good enough.

It's because of some guy named Esa.

Who's he? - Some guy Siiri knows.
He's filthy rich.

Milla will probably dump me.
She'll start dating Esa.

She'll marry him and
have children with him.

She'll ask me to be the godfather.

Why would she want you to be
the godfather?

That's right. I'm not even
good enough to be the godfather.

A super heroine who rides a bike.
- Didn't feel like flying.

Hi.

I thought you didn't see my signal.
- I did, but I was busy.

I had to save
a busload of little kids.

Finland is the promised land
for closeted gays. Look.

In the closet. In the closet.
In the closet.

That's a woman
who's really deep in the closet.

I don't believe you.
- I bet you 20 euros.

20 euros.

Excuse me.
- Yes?

My friend over there says
you're all closeted gays.

So are you in the closet?

Are you?

I'm not gay-

Sure, none of us is gay.
- Shit...

I managed to take care
of the ecocatastrophe.

But no one noticed.

It was in Humor magazine.

But they put Super-He on the cover.

Everybody loves him because
he's a man and can fly smoothly.

I'm still jealous of your job.

You get to see the world.
I'm stuck here in the Boonies.

But you have Aimo and
you're moving in together.

We don't have an apartment yet.

What if we find one and run out
of money or something?

You make it sound so complicated.

Super-Gitta, come help us!

Sorry. I gotta go.
I gotta be quicker than Super-He.

Look!

Haven't you ever seen
a flying woman?

Super-He! I won't let
you take all the credit!

WHY BOTHER WITH THE GYM
WHEN YOU CAN BUY STRENGTH

That is one fine cock.

Seriously, I'm not gay.

I thought you were,
since you said you're not.

My gaydar never fails me.

Look what I found in the bathroom.

Exo Arms. I've seen handicapped
people with these on TV.

Other people can use them too.
- You don't need more strength.

Yeah. Milla also said
I have low self-esteem.

It means I'm weak.
- Right.

The only good thing in your life is
your best friend who's hot as hell.

Go get those mew arms
and your life will be better.

Not only is my best friend hot
as hell. He's also smart as hell.

I was being sarcastic.

That's right. That's what I said.

JUKKA KASVl'S SHOP

You should get ready for winter.
Yeah, I know it's summer.

Think of the head start you'd get
if you had -

2,000 ice fishing overalls
in stock when it gets cold.

Yeah. Sorry, what did you say?

No?

Fine. Piss off then.

What do you want?
The shop is dosed.

Or do you want to buy
ice fishing overalls?

Not really.

You sell Exo Arms?
- You've come to the right place.

Jukka Kasvi, licensed Exo Arms
dealer. - Aimo, diner owner.

Nice to meet you. - I don't really
need them. I'm just curious.

None of us needs them, right?
- That's right.

Please come this way.

Be careful with the panda.

If you want endurance, Exo Sport
Ted-209 is a popular model.

What do I need endurance tor?
I want maximum strength.

Right.

How about intelligence?

Have you ever met a guy
who was both intelligent and funny?

What do you want then?
- Power.

Flaw power. This way, please.

Exo Arms, Mark-106. Furious power.

For real men.
Tested in combat conditions.

Lifting strength 1,000 kg,
grip strength 500 kg.

How much?
- 5,000 euros per arm.

For a true bodybuilder like you,
9,500 euros for both arms.

I can't. My girlfriend and I need
the money for renting an apartment.

I understand.
Your missus calls the shots.

No, she doesn't. I do.
And I say I'm not buying it.

Hi.

I promised
I'd find us an apartment.

But when I found one, -

it wasn't good enough for you.

The place was a dump.
- Yeah, yeah, but so is this one.

What's wrong with you?

I just don't want to move there.

I don't understand you.
I just don't get you.

I'm afraid we'd turn out
like my parents.

How could I ever turn out to be
a pig and you a cow?

Here you go.
One sausage and one coffee.

Hi. What's up?

Err... I was thinking
of making a fish casserole.

When were you thinking
of coming home?

I don't know.

I'm a mascot, not a clairvoyant.

Whoah! There are
new norovirus cases again.

Where?
- In The Sweatshop.

As we suspected.
The cases follow a pattern.

Someone must be spreading it.
- That's impossible.

The norovirus is
an infectuous disease -

that causes diarrhea and vomiting.

It moves from feces to hands
and then into the mouth.

The incubation period
is from 12 to 48 hours.

It doesn't spread this fast
without someone spreading it.

You two spend
way too much time together.

Anyone can be the spreader.

I'll go home and cook.

Come home when you're done
playing Noro Avenger.

Noro Avenger.

Sorry, I thought there was no one
here. I can clean this later.

Can you give me toilet paper?

Thanks, Milla.
- Do we know each other?

Not yet.

How do you know my name?
- I figured it out.

How? From my voice?

Your name and photo was on the wall
with Aimo's and Pirjo's photos.

Your voice doesn't match
Pirjo's photo.

Are you some kind of wise man?

Milla, you have to move.
- You mean move out?

I won't take a stance on that.

You have to move forward,
change your diet.

Add fiber to your diet.
We all should do that.

I know it personally.
- Got it.

Have a nice evening.

Malla and I were thinking
of taking it easy today.

You want home brew or wine?
- Neither.

No thanks.
- So wine for you.

We agreed we wouldn't drink today.

I'm not drinking.

But you already had a sip of
sherry. - I most certainly did not.

I drew a line here
before I went to the supermarket.

It's strange how much sherry
evaporated while I was gone.

You're staking me.

It looks delicious.

You bought an old chicken.
I had to roast it well.

Everything is my fault again?
- Yes, everything is your fault.

You damn cow!
- You fucking pig!

What?
- I gotta pee.

Sure.

What are you doing? Stop!

Stop!

Fuck...

Let go of him!

Stop! Stop, for freaks sake!

We'll move out as soon as possible.

Wait.

Welcome to the palace of love.

What do you have in this box?
- My kettlebells.

Your kettlebells?
- Yes.

What a horrible dump.
- Thanks, Siiri.

Do I smell mold?

Yeah, it is mold.
You can't move in here.

My supernose only smells dust.

I can also smell that someone
has a yeast infection.

No need to get personal.

Look at this place. This really is
a pretty horrible dump.

This place is our home
A palace of our very own

This is what we can imagine

We can paint the walls

But even comfy shawls
Won't make this a cozy place

In a fairy flew

To help you redo
Your house with his magic powers

A queer fairy's magic starts

He waves his wand and alas

His magic words he imparts

A queer fairy will turn
your house into a palace

Oh what a stink
I'm going to faint, I think

I feel like throwing up

A spell works on the smell
better than superpowers

Soon the smell will be gone

A queer fairy's magic starts

He waves his wand and alas

His magic words he imparts

A queer fairy will turn
your house into a palace

Are you asleep?

No.

What are you thinking about?

Tomorrows leg workout.

I'm wondering whether or not
we're gonna make it financially.

Of course we're gonna make it.

Where are you going?

You wanted a late-night snack?
- No.

We'll start saving
money in this jar -

so that we can make
this a perfect home for us. - Yeah.

But first we have to empty it.

Give me one.
- Come get it.

Him?
- No, he doesn't fit the profile.

You have to wear a shirt that says
"A gay is cumming. Are you ready?"

I'm also embarrassed by your
sense of style, thanks for asking.

People can tell you're gay
without the shirt.

I want people to know
I'm not in the closet.

You don't have to worry about that.

Nice shirt.

What happened? - A girl just said
she likes your ugly shirt.

I have a crush.

Damn, I have a crush on a woman.

Dude, you're a closeted
straight guy. - I'm not.

I know what I want.

You're bi.
- I'm not.

I think we should call it a day.
He's not coming. - Yeah.

My muscles are getting sore.

I want a sausage.
- I want coffee.

And some Kimble.

That's gluten-free, right?
- No.

Honey.
Our little monster is hungry.

Breastfeed him.

Vesa, cover your tit!

I don't like you breastfeeding
in public.

Where did you get a tit for Vesa?
- From Jukka Kasvi.

Let me get to the point.

Esa is coming here.
- No!

You only have to meet him.

You'll see right away
that he's a better man than Aimo.

Siiri, I can still hear everything.
- Good.

You can have kids with Esa.
You and I can hangout in cafés.

Stop setting me up with people!

Not until you find a good man.

The vomiting and diarrhea bug is
still spreading. - Unbelievable.

Noro Avenger attacked the gym.
- How is it possible?

The next occurrence will be
in Nacht Park -

or this place.

I'll be going home.
- Yeah. I'll come later.

It could be really late.

Women.

Maikki doesn't understand
that when we catch Noro Avenger, -

everything will be different.

I'll get my job back.

The woman I love will notice me.

Pirjo, I still love you.

I love you.

Who's he?
- He doesn't fit the profile.

Hi. What would you like?

Hi. You're Milla?
- Yeah.

Siiri said you're good-looking, -

but she didn't say
you're that beautiful.

Esa Sivunen.
- Esa?

Siiri, you promised.
- Just look at him.

Sorry, Esa, but I have a man.
- Oh.

Okay. Siiri didn't tell me.

Milla will be single soon.
- Siiri, what the hell?

I'm single. Milla is way too young
for you anyway.

I agree.
Pirjo is a much better choice.

She's always positive.
She's got curves and smells lovely.

And she's really good in bed.
- What?

According to a lot of men.

That's nice to hear. Thank you.

I think I'll just have coffee.

I'll make you a machomato.

Can I also have a machomato?
- No.

What have you told Siiri?
- Nothing. You know her.

I don't want you to see her.
- Of course I'll see her.

No, you won't if I tell you not to.

You can't tell me
not to see my best friend.

I'm telling you not to see Esa.
- Now, seriously.

I haven't done anything wrong.

Your self-esteem is just so low.

You're always looking at other men.
- This is what I mean.

MY BATTERY IS DEAD

Women make you lose your mind.

On hi.
- I-n.

Sorry about what happened.
- That's okay.

It was a bit embarrassing.

I'll continue my workout.

Bye.
- Bye.

You need help?
- No.

You sure? - Yeah.
This is my basic workout.

Okay.

Dad!

Dad! I'm serious.

What?
- Come with me.

This way.

Watch out.

Shit.

Where were you after work?
- Oh, stop.

I just dragged my zombie dad home
and I'm dead tired.

I don't want to argue.

Can we talk tomorrow?
- I guess I don't have a choice.

Oh, hi. I've been waiting for you.

This is enough
for the down payment.

Well, what do you want?

Morning.

Morning.

Have you seen Aimo?

How did I get here?

I brought you here. You were
drinking in the park. Again.

You have a beer for me?

What do you think?
Why do you always have to drink?

When you get older, -

you'll understand that sometimes
you have no choice.

Right. You have no choice.

What the heH?

Did you take money from the jar?
- What?

I'm in such bad shape I haven't
been able to get up all morning.

Shit.

Got any beer?
- No!

Aimo. What have you done?
- Got extra strength tor my guns.

I can do everything
faster and better.

You shouldn't have taken
money from me.

Look.

Great. Integrated bottle openers.
We were saving to redo our place.

You should be happy
that your man is so strong.

That was sarcasm.

Hi. What would you like?

We'll have two meat pies
with wieners. And coffee.

Milla!

Greetings from the Andes.

Pirjo! Three coffees, please.
- Yeah, yeah.

Let's see.

Who's Andy?
The one who sent greetings.

The Andes is a mountain range
in South America.

Right. A mountain range.

The ventilator cord has come off.

Is this Mark-106?
- Yeah. Furious power.

1,000 kg of lifting strength.
- Young men and their muscles...

Pirjo. Lovely to see you.

Roope. Roope.

Did you come to take me away from
here? - This is just a stopover.

These people violate
the rights of the worker.

Get behind the counter.
We've got customers.

See what I mean?
- Pirjo, get behind the counter.

The trade union.
- "The trade union."

The trade union.

Did you buy your arms
from Jukka Kasvi?

Yes, I did.
- Be careful with him.

They're more than just metal.

You'll get hooked on the power.

What do you mean?
- It'll turn your soul cold.

Bullshit. These give me strength.

Believe me.

I did the same thing
a long time ago.

For years I was heartless and cold.

Are you done telling
your little bedtime story?

It was nice seeing you, old man.
I gotta get back to work.

I gotta head to Tibet and
look for the Book of the Dead.

I got an exorcism gig.

That's cool.
- I can lift a car.

I can do 3,000 push-ups.
- What did Milla say?

She nagged me.
The“ she asked “cope m nag ma.

They nagged me together.

Just check these out.

I don't understand why he would
steal money from me.

Milla, get behind me!

Take me to Pirjo!

Maybe you should give him
another chance.

I mean, he's not mean or anything.

It's like
we're from different planets.

That's from another planet.
Aimo is not.

Serves him right.
- What did that alien want?

I'm sure he wanted to discuss
your relationship. - I'm sorry.

Gifia, come save us!

What a hard day. I gotta go.

Super-He!
Ready to take all the credit again.

The only down side is
that my legs get tired.

Never skip a leg day.

What?
- Did she see me?

No, she didn't.
- Hi.

Did I see you at the gym
the other day?

Yeah, we go to the gym.

You had that funny shirt on.
- Yeah.

The message on the shirt is true.

I don't like to put people
into boxes.

You mean into closets?
- That's another way to put it.

I totally agree.

Err... You're a woman...
- Yeah?

If a woman gets mad
for some reason, -

how can a guy get her to cool off?

Well, we women like attention.

You could cook a nice meal, -

light a couple of candles,
maybe a neck massage.

Romantic things like that.

Personally I like it when
a guy confesses his love to me.

You took the words
right out of my mouth.

We girls like attention.

Can I buy you a drink?
- Sure, I'M have a home brew.

Undercover.
- Oh, that's right.

You're late.
- I had to calm Maikki down.

We were supposed
to have a romantic night in.

That's what it's like
in a long-term relationship.

There's no more mystery.

I'll go take a piss. Keep watch.
- Got it.

Did anything happen?
- Nothing at all.

Here you go.

Bon appétit.

I've got a surprise for you
after dinner.

Why did you buy those?

I thought no one would steal you
from me if I had these.

Stem me from you?

I'm not your property.
I'm with you of my own free will.

This food is awful.

You can't even cook macaroni.
Why didn't you buy chef's arms?

You're never happy.
This food is good.

Exactly.

I'm sorry, Milla.
I shouldn't have taken the money.

You don't owe any money for them,
do you? - No.

Of course not.

Can you forgive me?

Not before the jar is full of money
and Punky has a cage mate.

Deal. I still have the surprise.

I love you so much
that I named the diner after you.

You're crazy.
- I'm your crazy guy.

You know what I've been thinking?
- Yeah?

How do your arms work in bed?

I can sleep with these just fine.

That's not what I meant.
- Oh.

You mean sarcastically.

Oh shit...

Are you ready? - You're hurting me.
Let me get on top.

Sorry.

Get on top.

Are you ready?

Kaboom.

Did you fake it?
- Oh no. It was lovely.

Best sex in a long time.
- Oh, okay.

I'll go flush the condom.

Aimo. Come to bed.
- It might take a while.

I think I got the norovirus.

COULDN'T SLEEP.
GOING TO WORK. KISSES.

Hi, Aimo.

Is there still love in the palace?
- Of course.

Soon there won't be any.

This is my microwave.

Jukka!
- Yeah? What's on your mind?

I can't cum and my arms are limp.

You can't cum and
your arms are limp?

Let's see.

It's no wonder.
Your battery is dead.

Dead? - Yeah. Nothing in the world
works without power.

You never mentioned a battery.

How do I recharge these?
- You need to buy a recharger.

Or I can install
a small power plant on your back.

You'd never need to recharge
the battery. - How much is it?

It doesn't cost that much,
but there's one hitch.

What?
- It's heavy. Damn heavy.

We need to make your legs stronger.

Can I pay in installments?

This is hard-core.

Aimo.

You promised you wouldn't get
more parts. - Check this out.

It's got a sound system
and everything.

The whole world is trying
to keep me down

But I won't let it beat me

It seems to spin
the wrong way 'round

You can't open my letters. - It
says you owe money for those.

Why did you He to me?

I had no choice.

Frigging déja vu.
You're just like my dad.

I'm not your dad.
- I'm kicking you out anyway.

What do you mean?
- I'm kicking you out.

Fine. No, I'm leaving and dumping
you. And that's a metaphor.

You can't. I did it first.

You damn cow.

You fucking pig.

Can'? we stop this moment in time
now that I'm so happy

He fits the profile.

Noro Avenger!

Norovirus alert!
Everybody stop eating immediately!

Don't move!

This is a citizen's arrest. - You
better obey the security guard!

Put the finger down!

What do we do now?

There's two of us.
He's got only one weapon.

Shit.

Put the fingers down!
There's no escape.

The game is over.

I've already avenged you two.

We have the virus.
- Then we've got nothing to lose.

Get him!

Hola.

Oh my God, you have mew legs.
- Aren't these cool?

I can't understand
why Milla doesn't like them.

Mi casa es su casa.
Yup.

Hi there.

You got nice... machines.

I was just leaving.

I'm so confused.
I'm in love with the wrong person.

It was so much trouble
to come out of the closet -

and call all my relatives
and tell them I'm gay.

Now I have to call them again
and tell them I'm straight.

You're bi.
- No. I'm definitely not bi.

I'm as gay as can be.
Bisexuals are perverts.

Bisexuality is unnatural.

You're biphobic. - This has
nothing to do with phobias.

It's common sense.

Bisexuals are insecure people
who don't know what they want.

Milla. I can't understand
why you can't understand me.

You think therapy would help you
understand me?

Would you go into therapy?

Was that sarcasm or a metaphor?
- Neither.

I mean, yes. Or... Both.

Or we should both go into therapy.
Couples therapy.

Couples therapy?
- Yes.

I think you could go
into metal recycling.

Hi.

Oh, you're playing Shithead.

How's your investigation going?

We're still looking for
Noro Avenger's motive.

I wonder what it could be.

Noro Avenger is crazy.

Maybe it's just boredom and
a desire to have an adventure.

Or loneliness.

Loneliness?
- Yeah.

You women don't understand
these things.

Only a crazy narcissist would do
something like that.

It's really nice they let you
keep your uniform, -

since you're so righteous.

This is my official work uniform.
And it's mine.

Are you coming home tonight?

Noro Avenger is on the loose.

The next attack
can happen anywhere.

Hey. Hey.

Let's focus on this.
- Coffee?

If you want Aimo back,
which I don't understand, -

you have to show him
he can't take you for granted.

You have to be sure
you want him back.

You have to remember
that you're two individuals.

You can't force him to do anything.

On the contrary.
You have to force him.

Make him Jealous. He'll understand
he has to respect you.

A relationship is
all about playing games.

Milla, you're a strong woman.
You don't have to play games.

Wrong. Strong women are players.

Vesa is just so weak that he plays
fair and won't cheat on me.

I'll take Vesa for a test ride
if it'll improve your relationship.

He wouldn't touch a superhero
who flies like an epileptic.

Your tits are leaking.

I can have dinner
with you after all. - Sorry?

I said
I could have dinner with you.

How about tomorrow?
- Sure.

Milla.
- What is it, Aimo?

What are you doing?
- Nothing.

Five years ago we invented
an artificial Wormhole.

It's like a black hole
we can control.

Our company was the first
to commercialize the invention.

We sell trips to the future.

How does it work?

Look at this napkin.

If this napkin is spacetime, -

the corners are quite far
from each other.

If we fold it like this... Voila!

Could you end up in the wrong time?

Well, it's safer
than traditional flying.

And classier
than the way Super-Gitta flies.

You seem a little absent.

What's on your mind?
- Aimo.

Aimo? What am I doing here then?

I'll go to the ladies' room.

Ampari

Sorry, but this is
the ladies' room. - That's okay.

Can you give me paper?

Thank you.

Have you ever thought that maybe
you should finish what you started?

What are we taking about?

"How classy is it to go on a date
with another man -

when you're going through a crisis
in your relationship?"

What? - Just reading the horoscope
in a women's magazine aloud.

"It's not always smooth sailing
for an Aries."

Well?

There's something wrong
with this machine.

My heart hurts.

I might have a solution for that,
but I can't give you another loan.

You gotta help me.
- What can you give me?

I'll give you my diner.

Ready?

I'm sorry I went out with Esa.

I just wanted to hurt you.

It doesn't matter anymore.
- What do you mean?

Shouldn't we talk? - You can
talk about whatever you want.

You can't hurt me anymore.

I have a metal heart now.
It'll never ache again.

I'm sorry to say
that I sold the diner.

We can't afford
this apartment anymore.

Start packing.

I'll move to Ampari's place.

Where will I go?
- I don't care.

Are you gonna take
that little rat with you -

or should I throw it in the trash?

How can you be that heartless?

Oh, that's right.

What's going on here?

The new owner
is revamping the place.

You've just been replaced
by new staff.

I've got a microwave.
- What?

You're fired.

The time has come.
I'm calling the trade union.

Good. Do it.

Is this the trade union?
Hello. This is Pirjo Perékorva.

I was just wrongfully dismissed.

What invoice?

I'm not a trade union member?

Oh yeah?

I couldn't care less because
I'm fed up with all trade unions!

You can keep your diner. Goodbye.

This is my microwave.
- Goodbye.

This is my microwave.

I'm kinda busy.
- I'm moving in.

I'm busy.
What the heH is going on?

I'm busy.

Hi.

You should've said you're busy.

I've got news for you.

Your little romance won't last.
- Aimo!

You should be aware that a crush
only lasts three weeks.

What the heH has happened to you?

Maybe I should leave.
- Yeah, you should.

No, you shouldn't. Aimo should.
- Yeah.

Like love, friendships also end.

What's wrong with him?
- A heterosexual relationship.

Could we continue
where we left off?

Sanna, listen. I don't think
this is going to work out.

Are you lactose intolerant?
This is lactose-free.

I love that you have a crush on me.

I need love and I get it from you.

But I don't love you.

Fucking homo.
- You can say that again.

You could've warned me beforehand.

You think you went
a little overboard last night?

Nah, I don't think so.

You want me to get coffee?

I can get it myself.

Milla!
- You can't drink!

Why not? Everybody else
in this house drinks.

The apple doesn't fall
too far from the tree.

Okay. You got our attention.

Good.
What are you going to do about it?

This might shock you,
but we talked.

We decided to get a divorce.

That's great. Finally you got it.

But please leave me alone now.
I'm hungover and want to sleep.

Hi.
- Hi.

What happened with you and Aimo?

He's become unbearable.

We broke up. That's all.
- You broke up'?

There's something bigger going on.

Something bigger than our breakup?

I didn't mean it like that.

Aimo has changed.

Please try to fix
your relationship.

He needs help. - It's not
my responsibility anymore.

I never want to see him again.

Thanks for dropping by and letting
me know whose side you're on. Bye.

What the fuck?

I can't even kill myself right.

We're selling the house.
- Good idea.

It'll be a new beginning
for everyone.

I've seen him before,
but this time he really rocked.

An impressive guy.

We thought we'd give you
part of the money.

He'll probably do it again.

We're witnessing
the making of a new world record.

One more failed attempt and
we have a new world record.

Oh my Lord.

One hundred consecutive
failed suicide attempts.

How do you feel?

I'm pissed off. - Now that you
broke the record, what's next?

I'll keep jumping until I die.

What a great Finnish man.

You have to admire
his perseverance.

Good Fuck!
- Thanks.

Aimo! Aimo!

I can hear you. Can you help me up?
My arms aren't working.

Can you fix my arm?
I gotta get back to the roof.

You have to stop jumping off roofs!

Yeah, drowning might work better.
- Okay, you got my attention.

We'll go get your heart back
and make you Aimo again.

Dammit!
- Don't yell.

Move it.
- Don't push me.

Shut up.
- Don't yell.

Go!
- Don't yell.

Move it!

Move it!

I'm in the middle of a treatment.
Wait on the other side!

He's in the middle of a treatment.

You feel better? - No.
But firing people will be easier.

I'm sure.
Nice doing business with you.

Hey, panda. Catch this.

What is it?
- We want Aimo's heart back.

Oh no. You can't have it back.

But I've got
tons of tits and asses for you.

We just want the heart back.

I'll consider it
when Aimo has paid his debt.

I told you it wouldn't work out.

What do you want for it?
- Hmm, what do I want?

Ten thousand. Twenty thousand.
No, fifty thousand.

No, ten million.

You're horrible.
- I'm nice.

I haven't even tried to recoup
the debt on his heart.

I can tell you
it would be a messy job.

Let's get out of here.
- Yeah.

I can give you a good deal
on ice fishing overalls!

What an a-hole.
- Yeah, he's a little mean.

On the other hand, he has
cheap ice fishing overalls.

I got an idea. Let's rob him.
- No.

I give up.
I'll stay here and starve to death.

Recycle the metal -

and throw the rest
in the biodegradable trash.

If you can. You don't have to.
- Seriously.

Don't yell.
- You did this to yourself.

I'm fed up with you.

I do this to avoid disappointment.

Life has nothing more to offer
to me. It only takes.

Milla, Milla.

You should've told me you were
coming. I would've made coffee.

No! Panda, let me go! Panda!

Panda! Let go!
I don't have time for hugs!

Aimo. I got your heart.
- You've always had it.

Which one is it?
- Probably the one that is broken.

Frigging ice fishing overalls!

It's this one.

I told you
this isn't going to work.

Here's a little couples therapy
for you.

You asshole, Jukka Kasvi!

Jukka Kasvi, let go of my man!

Oh dear. I haven't caused you
any trouble, have I? - A little.

What can I do?
- Remove Aimo's machines.

Of course. Let's go to the shop.

We want Aimo's diner back.
- Absolutely.

I'm hungry-

I'm hungry-

I want to apologize one more time.
- Everything's good.

You sure?
- Yeah.

Panda!

Let's go outside and play tag!

No explosion?

This might sound weird, but
this doesn't feel right anymore.

I understand.

I feel the same way.

Much ado about nothing.

Without it we might not have
realized that this is not our time.

Did we make the right decision?
- Give me paper and I'll tell you.

What goes around, comes around,
like the contents of my stomach.

You have to make the same decisions
over and over.

That's cryptic.
- Have a nice trip to the future.

You're paying for the coffee,
right? - Are you serious?

AH my money goes
to trade union dues.

There's no such thing
as free coffee.

Satan, come out of this baby!

This baby is dean.

The exorcism worked. And to top
it all off, Vesa cheated on me.

The things we do for our friends.

You don't have to thank us.

Vesa is a serial cheater.
Everybody wants my man.

This is my lucky day.

That's my ex.

Pirjo! Please forgive me.

Get out of my way!

I'm so fed up with aliens!

I'll take you to the airport.
- Yeah, we've seen this all before.

Oh, hi. You got a job.
- Tickets and passports, please.

You know us. - Can you ever truly
know another person?

We would've caught Noro Avenger
if you hadn't given up.

You can't have everything.

You don't understand anything.

Have a nice trip!

Take care!

Milla.

You think this could've
ended differently? - Not this time.

Maybe we'll see each other
in the future.

I hope that wasn't sarcasm.
- No, it wasn't.

It wasn't a metaphor, either.

Maikki!

Milla.

Where is Milla now?

Milla!

One. Two. Three. Four.

Five. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine.

Déja vu.

Déja vu.

Translated by Aretta Véihéilé
Proofread by Rich Lyons