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Please don't lay a hand on my cunt.

Don't touch my cunt.

Please forgive me.

I don't want to bother your cunt.

Don't thrust my cunt so hard.

What is this thing falling from above?

Is this the gift from above?

It would be very fortunate.

Get this thing to my wife first.

It's so strange.

The strange thing was I was chopping wood,

Suddenly his treasure box fell off from the tree.

Did you open it up?

Of course not. It fell off all of a sudden.

I'm scared to open it.

What's wrong? Why didn't you open it?

If you turned dead,

It would be pathetic.

Now what?

Open it.

Oh

Definitely, hurry up, hurry up, what it that?

Ha Ha Hal can get out finally.

Eh who are you?

I am the wizard inside the treasure box.

A wizard

A wizard

Ah it must have surprised you for the first time.

Why don't we have some tea and snack?

And I will explain it to you.

I haven't had such tasty food for a long time.

Very good.

What fried pork ribs? What ribs?

We don't have fish . How come we have that?

That's true.

English which is something that you don't know

Then why don't you explain it to us

So that we can understand it

I've almost forgotten that I'm a immortal

Immortal? No wonder you are so good looking,

I have breached the law in heaven

Therefore the emperor kicked me out

And locked me in the box and put it on tree

You saved me.

Please don't mention it.

We have saved you. How are you thank us?

I swear that whoever releases me

I will grant that person three wishes.

Three wishes

Really?

However there is an attachment

What is that attachment?

That is after the wishes come true

I need to make love with you

Are you kidding?

Go hell. Don't even dream of it.

You don't need to feel glad or sad

It is because I wouldn't make love with men.

You make love with women?

And only when you are having your period

I would make love with you.

I thought only me like doing it during that time

I can't believe even immortal likes that also

This is the way I increase my power

To realize your wishes

At that time, there is female only.

And we just touch ourselves at most.

How could we do it?

It would be meaningless to say further more.

Do you really want my wife to do that?

Do you really want to have three wishes?

Don't you want to have three wishes?

If I have to choose

I rather not have those three wishes

Hubby think twice

No need to think. No way.

Think again

No that's impossible.

You two stop the fight.

Have the discussion rationally

It is not about rationality.

No... no way.

When the emperor punished me

He added an extra condition

Therefore I am half man half woman

I don't care. Don't you touch my wife.

Oh shit who woke me up?

It's me.

Ming-li what's the matter?

I'm sorry to bother you at this time.

However I really want to have three wishes.

Oh yes? Wishes is fine

you make love with me at your period

What are you doing?

I don't remember.

I have to get my spirit out to make love with you

Get your spirit out? Hubby it's time for lunch.

Wow we have a delicious chicken tonight.

Men need nutrition to avoid being soft.

Yes yes come on wow this is delicious.

Honey this is what you say.

Men need nutrition. I've finished

It needs to get started again. What?

Now I am fed and am thinking of that. What?

Don't be so horny. I am still having my period.

That's good. That's howl like to do it.

Come on, hey, honey, are you ready?

Here I am. Is my make up beautiful?

Yes beautiful. Come on quick.

Hey what about my underwear?

Fantastic also. Come quick.

What about the entire body?

Absolutely perfect. Come on.

Honey

What's matter?

Where did you get the money?

For the chicken, make up and underwear?

I didn't have money.

You didn't have money for those?

The immortal gave me.

What? You

Yesterday I think that you wanted to eat chicken

And I want to get some make up

And a new underwear

Then I went for the immortal

I let him do it.

These are the three wishes? Ridiculous

Hubby

This immortal, you will be dead if I find you.

Hubby, hubby, hubby

Shut up you slut

Hubby, hubby, you wait for me please

You are here.

Good morning

Damn it. How could you deceive my wife?

You listen to me. There is nothing between us.

Don't be so angry. It's not her fault.

It's mine.

How come it's not her fault.

Three wishes. Three wishes mean three wishes.

These are the three wishes.

You wasted them.

You gave her chicken,

make up and underwear.

Those are worthless?

Of course those are worthless moron.

Three wishes mean a lot.

Okay okay. I can give you three more wishes.

No attachment. Is that okay with you?

You are so kind?

Both of you are not greedy.

Three wishes only. Name it.

Oh, three, then

I know I know

Why don't we have ginseng, bird's nest and reishi?

This woman is so stupid.

These things will be digested after consumed

Poop after digestion.

Then you will have nothing.

How can you be so stupid?

Then what do you want?

Let me think

At lease a buffalo, an axe and a large bed.

Buffalo and axe have more useful

I can do it with you every night on the bed

To get some new excitements good?

Ha ha ha. You both are so stupid.

I thought I could give you something.

Don't waste your wishes.

These things are far too meaningless.

These are very practical. How come meaningless?

You should get something that use for a life time.

Oh what can be used for a life time?

What is for a life time?

Why your body tuned into such a great shape?

It's the immortal gave me.

What immortal?

When my husband picked a treasure box.

There is an immortal inside the box.

And he gave us three wishes

I took the first one for the enlargement.

What is the second wish?

It turned me into this.

It's like I am having a third leg. If I had this si

My wife would be dying.

What's more,

the immortal turned it to be hard and long lasting

Oh my god, what about the third one?

Now I am so strong

my wife's breasts are so large

This is such a perfect match. This third wish

Of course is we would never feel satisfied

we'll be feeling horny and making love non stop

do you think my performance is not well enough?

Do you think I am not hard enough?

I feel bored making love with you every day.

You are kidding

Do you think the attacks game

is not exciting anymore

No? Then what is it?

I want to ask you

My breasts are not as large as Ming-li's

Would you touch them?

Oh they are large enough to grab.

However mine is not that large

Would you dislike me?

Not really. I would like you to be longer, bigger

And longer lasting

Then your breasts should be larger

more hair down there.

More moisture would be perfect.

Then it would be the same as Ming-lei's.

That means you are fond of her.

You are always thinking of her,

If you say that, then I'ld be the same as Tin-gin

You are thinking of him and dislike me

We never quarrel before.

Now because of those two people

We are always fighting.

That's right.

You know you're wrong

Oh honey I don't really mean this.

You don't think you're wrong then.

Honey, please don't get mad. I mean

We are jealous of them

I am jealous of his big dick.

And you are jealous of Ming-li's large breasts.

That's why we fight

Hubby why are you so smart suddenly?

Honey you are also the same.

How come we don't we those?

That's right. What do you think we should do?

What should we do? Why don't we

Steal that treasure box, and ask the immortal

To transform us?

No

you are so smart.

Really wonderful

What did I say?

You said to steal the treasure box.

I thought that we had between man and woman

The best, Who knows we have nothing now.

I thought we would be the best combination.

And now we can't do that.

What exactly is happening?

What is it? It's very late now.

What are you thinking of? Go to sleep

Yes

Good morning

Can you transform us back now?

What? It's not that easy.

You are god, You can do whatever as you wish.

Last time I helped you to transform.

Ming-li didn't do that with me.

Didn't do what with you? What?

I thought you gave three wishes to us for free.

Those three wishes were free

If you want another would not be free

understand?

Last time I didn't know you touch my wife

I won't let you touch her again this time.

Forget it

I know he is over exaggerating a bit.

You have to obey him a mistress

when you do it with me, he can do it with her.

If not he would be very pathetic.

My god you are so good.

You wife is more than wonderful

Do whatever you want.

OK

spectacular

Gigi you are Tin-gin's mistress from now on.

He is the boss

Yes I know. My husband, how are you?

Ming-li let's go into the bedroom.

Didn't you say you would transform me back?

Get into the room first.

This immortal is pissing me off.

He is pleasuring my wife for a whole night.

This is driving me nuts.

What are you doing hubby? Drink some tea first.

Leave me alone.

What are you doing? you got the wrong fire on.

My sex life is inharmonious.

You press here for me.

To help me get back.

Oh this is cool.

Is it really that cool?

Oh virgin

How would I lie to you?

You must believe me this time.

Gigi is tailor made for me,

perfect body shape

Her hair is plentiful and her voice

Her mourning sound

Is terribly exciting.

What is wrong with you? Are you okay?

I hurt my ankle. Could you help me up?

Oh I help you get there.

You sit down here. Let me take a look at it.

Here?

Yes it hurts. Not here

Oh let me take another look. Another check

I check it for you.

Not here? Is it here?

Who are you? Who are you looking for?

Shut up or else I'll kill you. Get lost.

This is futile. Oh is it the treasure box

This is Ming-li

Hey what are you doing? What? Don't.

What are you doing? Help

What are you doing? Go away.

Honey I am back

You are late for an hour

I was in the village

What? Did you see Ming-li

You took advantages when she was sleeping.

Don't get mad. I ask the immortal out

And transform me to long and hard.

And you try it okay

I will try first.

What is the matter?

How come it's you?

Don't you bother that.

It is me who open this box

You have to give me three wishes.

What do you want?

I want my dick is long to touch the ground

No problem.

You are so short

You are ridiculous.

Now my dick is long but the legs are short

I want both of them long

Okay

Wow you are so tall.

Are you playing fool of me?

Oh lucky that your dick is still long.

You

I have realized three wishes for you.

Go away

These are the three wishes?

Please go away

Oh what happened?

Our treasure box is gone.

Chung that bastard knocked me off.

And raped me.

You have to swear

you would be kill Kim-chi and Chung

You have to take justice for us.

This is caused by Chung

I think it doesn't involve Kam-chi

Do you have an affair with her?

I am not. You are saying killing someone.

I hope it won't be too much trouble.

I just hope it won't cause too much trouble.

I am just asking a small favor from you.

Forget it then.

Honey honey honey

What?

Get into the bedroom with me first

I won't.

You stay outside tonight.

Gigi tonight you come with me okay

Gigi forget about her. Message here for me.

Honey, get into the room with me

Don't even dream of it.

Gigi why don't you help me here?

I'm sorry. I can help you.

This is not okay. That one is also not okay.

You two do it. Promise me?

We can do it and you can do it too.

You give Gigi

Gigi gives you

I can't do anything.

Do I really need to do it myself?

Honey, please promise me.

Stop bothering me.

Gigi, please promise me

I'm sorry.

This is a bastard.

Madam why don't you do it with him?

No way no matter what happen tonight

I won't let him enter the room.

Do I really need to do it myself?

Why don't get the treasure box.

Then I don't need to be alone.

That bastard

Madam you forgave me already?

You are willing to have fun with him

I don't punish him tonight, punish him later

You go into the room to see if he is there

Ask him out.

I will fetch him for you.

He is not in there.

Where is he then?

He must have gone for prostitute

What should we do?

Ignore him just for now.

You help me get rid of the fire

Alright I massage you first

Alright

Oh why is it so dirty

You search the box for sex only.

You have sex now, no need to search

Tin-gin you are so porny

You look slut

I am slut? You are slut also

We both are slut

I couldn't believe Kam-chi is so cool

I need to go home now as my wife requires

This is pathetic

Not really, get some dry wood

I cannot steal dry wood pathetic

Kam-chi is a real slut

You need to rest

What if my wife ask me to do it

But I can't

Why are you here?

Oh it's you. Help

No don't do that

Oh hubby

Where have you been last night

Last night? Last night umm ah right

I went to Chung to get the box

Where is the treasure box?

When I got into the village last night

There were more wide dogs running towards me

Then I battled with them for a long time.

Then as for Chung

I couldn't find him.

Did you really

Don't kill me my wife, please don't kill me

You cannot escape from my punishment

Another punishment of that?

I can do it tonight

Not tonight. Now

Now? This?

We need to find a place. Let's go

Oh no, I might die

It's you two again

What are your wishes this time?

You need to hear our wishes clearly

Before you start the transformation.

Alright say it. what's the first one?

The first one is I hope that my dick

Will change to a feet long and 3 inches wide

It would be as hard as iron during sex

And can finish its duty every time

What's the second wish then?

The second wish is that my breasts would be

In the perfect size of 36C

My body would be noticeable

I wish my hair would be plentiful

The third one?

The third wish is that we would be strong

physically and lots of fantasies in sex

Then we can make love all daylong.

You two are suddenly so smart now.

Do you hear all the wishes clearly?

Yes

Then it wouldn't have any mistakes this time

No mistakes

Then why don't we start the transformation.

Your wishes are boring and meaningless

Oh why don't I give you some suggestions

We just like it that way

So what?

So what

Then do it now

Oh hubby what are you doing?

Oh honey

What?

Now is soft why don't you get in hard on

I think I can get it hard

Alright

Better, better, almost there

What's wrong with you?

It's not getting hard again.

I don't know why

how come every time

You cannot have it hard on

I am still aroused and it makes me want more

No actually I really want it

But I don't know why I can't get it hard on

you've been rely on the magic for too long

Now without him you can't do it

No kidding

Why don't we ask Gigi to join us

Three of us together

might get it right

Helping you to be more aroused

You are just too sweet

No matter what happened before

You are still respectable to me

You ask Gigi to join us

No matter what happen

You are the best to me

Gigi Gigi

Yes what can I do for you?

He said last time you massaged his foot

He was aroused

Why don't you try it now

To see if he would feel better

Oh

This is sad.

Honey did you eat yet?

I am full

I've been doing it for the entire day.

It's time to get the immortal

I really want to speak to him that

I want to make a good use of this wish

You will see

Why are you calling me so early

It's been a whole day

I can't get you out here

to have three more wishes?

So what I have helped you two times

I got nothing from that, now what?

Getting nothing?

I need to say it again

Didn't I explain it to you that

Whenever I give you three wishes

I need to have sex during the woman's period

Or else how can I realize your wishes

Do you understand

just tell me

your boring and meaningless wishes

Alright the first wish is that

I want to be the king of this village

And be powerful and rich

All the men would become my slaves

What did you say?

Cantonese

The second wish?

I want to take all the woman in this village

Including kids

What did you say?

Cantonese

You want to take other women

bitch

you don't think yourself beautiful and attractive

I am forced to have sex with you.

I am so sick of it. Get lost

Hey

Hey what?

Kam-chi is your wife. As you hate her so much

Why did you marry her at the first place?

I marry her? She came to me

You are such BBBBB

What BBBBB I don't get it

I need you to realize the third wish for me

I want Kam-chi's memory

forget about everything

If she would become a whore

or getting any STD, it would not be my business.

I would not realize your wishes

Oh really if you don't

I would lock you inside this box forever

You are so BBBB

If I had the chance, I would

cook you in a soup

That's it

Oh my gosh what happened?

Chung are you nuts

Yes I got everything and my wife is dead

I am the person in charge in this village

You all will listen to me

You think you can do this

You can choose not to obey.

Stand up keep chopping wood until you die

What exactly has happened?

Chung, do you know what's going on?

What happened?

The wind is so wild; how come smiling

And not answer me?

The wind is wild. It is not wild at the moment.

Later

when you and I are together it will be much wilder

What are you talking about?

What am I talking about? Undress yourself

What is happening? It's out of control.

Oh my god what happened

This is gorgeous

Oh no, why?

What exactly is happening?

We don't have any clothes on

Let's go, go now

we come to here

would be discovered?

Don't care about it

I need to have my power back

This time is really cool

You are so good at this

Of course I am both male and female

Not only do I have the man thing

that can pleasure woman

and I know how woman like to be pleasured

You said where I can find it?

If met you first I should have remained with you.

Then I would never need to be with that bastard.

I know howl can be a normal being again

Never be trapped into the box ever again

Why don't you do it?

It costs a life

this is too cruel.

How can I do it

Immoral it's bad

What's wrong?

Don't know why

Chung has become the leader of the village

He has ordered mens to chop wood until to die

And he also has raped all the women

He is too oppressive

and orgy

If this keeps going on, the village would become

a burial ground

It would become hell

Holy shit

How come you are free?

It is because I am born from a mortal

so I am not under the monopoly of Chung

I made it happen

I made this monster

That's not your fault. It's never your intention

The worst is that Chung has the treasure box

If he opens the box and ask for wishes

I can withdraw his wishes

Why don't I go seduce Chung?

Then you go to steal the treasure box

Now Chung has countless number of women

When is your turn?

Not really, he is doing it day and night

He gets bored

What should we do then?

We need to come up with a plan against him

Gi, umm

We need to get together to fight against Chung

That's right I need to place him in hell

And I would become a human being

Thinking about how to fight against me

I have absorbed the essence of the women

I am much more powerful now

None of you can bit me

Immortal,

even your magic power cannot bit me

Immortal

Are you have idea?

There is a riddle that is able to crumb his power.

But I cannot solve it.

Now we have so many people

You tell us that

maybe someone can solve it.

It is mandarin, banana, balloonflower,

plum and bottom

What kind of riddle is that?

How do I know?

Is it that we need to collect all the fruits?

I know

I can finally become a human being

The answer to the riddle is screw you

Kam-chi why are you so unhappy?

Because immortal has become a human being

in the form of woman.

How can I have fun with him now?

Don't worry about it. Before my transformation

I have left my precious thing to Tin-chi

What is that?

Now Tin-chi possesses the precious thing

which is large as well as hard

Is that true? Tin-chi I want

Good good.

I want both. I will have four wives.

Need to do it harder

What did you say?