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I was at the end of my tether I was

desperate

although I was daunted at the prospect

at the time I felt had the support of my

husband-to-be when you were young you

always think you're prepared for

everything and you think you have a

knowledge of what's coming ahead I

desperately wanted it to work I loved my

husband

and I wanted to share everything

together and I thought that we're a very

good team have you got it I do indeed

will that be all sir

darling this is a girl's room someday

you'll give a nice gathering like this

just like Papa gave me

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there are little girls here thanks to

you sir there was a 30% increase in

female applicants this year well I like

my own sound

you know I feel a little funny rising a

week later than everyone else but why do

much polyester you miss anything

important I'm sure someone can be

appointed to bring you up to speed

no no I just want to blend in oh bloody

hell

your royal jaw will please call me will

Lewis so um where is he run then oh it's

just stand here and you are I'm Kate sir

I will

sorry Oh Kate Middleton I hope this is

me yes

whatever did you find that picture me do

it I thought we burned all these sorry

sir see as we missed one very nice

meeting you okay

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they saved you a seat

Michaelangelo with arguably his most

famous work the Statue of David imagine

from an unremarkable block of marble a

man with nothing more than a simple

chisel carved some would say freed one

of the greatest masterpieces of all time

you might think he would have given the

poor sod a bigger I was going to say

slingshot where just go yet where does a

girl since yeah I've missed three

classes already

if this paper is anything short of

brilliant I will fail simple as that

can't get distorted for you are you mad

he is your aid isn't he I thought you

were my aid where are these these notes

that you're going to give me I'm afraid

I'm not the world's best note-taker

alright fine you want notes thank you I

missed that century Kate yoohoo Kate and

we need to alerts on the Rococo period

got anything good listen we should have

interrupted you I will manage with what

I have no really

Thanks sorry to disturb you sir I've

been trying to reach you but apparently

you're not answering your phone I'm not

answering my phone because I'm in a

library working or rather trying to

respect your royal highness

and I'm going to have to remind you and

your friends that this is a quiet study

area of course please forgive us let me

just say we're also pleased to have you

here sir

good good to be here you getting me in

trouble my apologies sir but if I might

have a word it's fairly important

concerns the dedication you're giving on

Saturday

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are you gonna get that mate it's the

Queen well no what she she would never

call this out I was talking about

Cynthia she's texting me now you're

supposed to be here Oh turning our

attention to the Italian Renaissance

where much like the Mafia we see in

movies today the Medicis ruled Florence

through threats bribes and arranged

marriages as far as we know there were

no horse heads slipped under bedsheets

but it was Cosimo de'medici ruling

Florence in the mid 15th century who

many consider one of the first if not

the first Mafia godfather

14:53 my times I chose the fall of the

Byzantine Empire made systematic

brushstrokes it was massager brilliant

by the time I get back the reticent 4:16

a lightsaber

I hope your comedy school yep not short

my dear no faith much I'm here I'm fine

babe thanks for the same pretty girl

she's a real chick doesn't change thanks

mate she's just doing a job buddy I'm

not going anywhere

don't you see I'm having an audience

with our future king no don't get me

wrong

your dad nice enough walking on like

come on we all know you should be king

no it's not necessary James

to be perfectly honest with you I've

been giving some serious thought to

chucking all in

seriously you're leaving I've been

feeling a bit claustrophobic here and it

don't it yep

I mean you're doing it you're managing

yes it's in the pub just now

can I say something okay I know this

isn't my place at all or even my

business but when we do ever have the

chance again to live this close to a

normal life look at what you have here

you have four years of of being around

people your own age and finding friends

that you're gonna have forever your four

years of being your own person see well

this is it this is your normal

I actually rose actually worth the

bother your jab

you are a certified beautiful but that

result evil

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son isn't a Zegna isn't it just jr. just

have to wait so what classes you're

gonna take next semester hold on keep

them keep still there are salsa well um

I've seen about takings for healing you

care for sample Compton Simpson I just

told you that I love The Simpsons

what's going on oh my god oh my god I

completely lost track of time

okay two minutes okay okay bye hot date

my lips are sealed

I am sworn to secrecy

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so brother this is what we papered it is

for charity arey

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excuse me miss would you care to come

back to my castle from it just jog on me

no yeah Nancy boy Kate this is my

extremely shy brother Harry

hello Oh mr. Duncan oh good to see you

fully clothed here new Duncan was such a

natural Duncan's been doing this as we

were 15 always parading around the DA

Pomona Skippy yeah look at this look at

this family resemblance yeah yeah you

got her eyes mate and you've done this

joke before so but five times the gaze

is playing a bit thing thank you very

much top you up it's very very nice a

great honor to meet your acquaintance a

pleasure and an honor indeed and it's

good to be in your company but let's get

this party started

okay son right who's up for some never

have I ever you go around the group and

everyone says something that they may or

may not have done and if you have ever

done that thing you drink never have I

ever done my own laundry

never have I ever

puked in the middle of a French exam

funny never have I ever worn black lace

see-through lines are so hard that it

could speed up global woman for 100 son

I understand it's okay

right I see that sounds gonna be it yeah

never have I ever you tucked into bed by

Sir Elton John you I told you that in

confidence there's nothing sacred time

sir whatever come on

okay my turn never have I ever kissed a

prince

well mother had me kiss you when you're

cruising in the body weight for drink

I'm a I never smoked you oh yeah but

what about father and granddad

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oh all right we'll even a phony re in

their cafeteria

that's just community showers huh well

we're gonna get yes absolutely

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you see this part of it here look at

this

it's the instruction manual the security

system 8 it's like we're living in the

matrix

that's a remote control you plonker

maybe attention please we we thought

we've decided that you guys gonna help

us keep this place nice and shiny and

clean most importantly ki shaadi

Nickerson

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so what you have to do is we have to put

the detergent in this one and then the

fabric softener can go in this one and

then if you have a new bleach you can

put it in that one easy I mean I'm

having a touch you have been in the

catbird ok come over we'll use this

washer into the cap like so and then

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it's that you see how easy that was

it's at the totem on should you ask me

pathetic I'm starving

Kate it's pretty more of that fish pie

from Sunday I polished it over breakfast

sorry well I'm not eating any more pizza

okay okay can't finish this now ELISA

turn that up going around about wills in

his social life you know we can only

guess what's going on up there in that

posh flat and Hope Street and two of

those flatmates are very cute female was

indeed anyway here's an appropriate

dedication to the royal birthday boy

here's okay so the gatehouse of love

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so I'm guessing will my track repair

haven't you notice this room will loves

Africa it runs in the family when we

were younger

his mum sports against landlines there

his dad does a lot of conservation work

what yes

animal are you tonight huh Miami lioness

with that keen eyesight of yours can you

tell me under which cup I'm hiding the

marble wait

what's that there behind your ear oh my

your ears are nearly as big as mine now

take your card but don't let me see it

let me show it to all of your friends

Charles I just left William all smiles

he was having a good luck with the dance

brother and sister I mean Vince Lee

relieved what about you my dear well how

are you feeling well so it hasn't been a

tiny bit awkward but everyone's been

very pleasant beste put me at ease I'm

so glad

now it's relevant thank you

now we all know elephants have an

excellent memory so you will remember

that card well won't you so good of you

to try to end the rift between fence

William wanted more than anything

and now a letter if you would do me the

favor of kindly opening your purse for

our distinguished guests oh oh my what

have we here

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Jenna I am so so pleased or everything

thank you I wouldn't have missed your

21st for anything well good because

you're the guest of honor at the gender

Chango we took Shannon Bordeaux

Nina Mu Shu ku tomandamanda

Oh have you seen the father

he's been I'm doing his routine bit kids

he will be absolutely excited to see

Jenna Kirk goddess of the Rift Valley

also known as the Happy Valley setting

certain circles their parents have been

trying to set them up for years

Kate

okay

okay so you finally made it to my castle

after all that are you joining us that

is Kate Middleton one of Williams

governments I'll introduce you to her

and introduce you now we need to get to

the bit with the bear the bear came

afterwards when the helicopter crashed

I've still got the scar can you see that

well no well Cushing has done ah Miss

Middleton I'm loving to see you again

lost well I think it may be for Curtis

for you to go that way who knows you may

bump into a familiar face

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look sir tacular great fan isn't it just

had my 200th public appearance of North

barely had time to change into my

costume oh my goodness a lot of people

don't come to London so we just travels

to them to see what's going on give them

encouragement some have new factories

some unemployment but you have to

encourage them

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and you are my dear Kate Middleton your

majesty

I mentioned Daenerys with Prince William

Oh whenever Fab Four flatmates I've

heard about I overheard you mentioning

your public appearances man she must be

terribly exhausted

II love traveling I was giving a

gallantry award once to a young soldier

and I said to him it was a very brave

thing you did and he said it was just

the training your majesty I think

training is the answer to a great many

things I think it's time you go probe

grandma it's smashing party console

thank you

you and father hit a bull's-eye with

this one join us in the ballroom we'll

be playing some of your favorite tunes

Strauss waltzes

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I know there's a fascination why do it

mom don't step on our toes Kutner like

you never did will she's very beautiful

a friend now she is sound very special

have just

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it's not often we get to dress up and

have nice glasses and the best china

otherwise I wouldn't see the light of

day it is splendid to be able to show it

we don't actually live like this all the

time let me show you

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my mother taught me

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well let's see here well we have some of

your favorite fish baking them inside

here and some certified organic

vegetables roasting right over inside

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so um well what made you do all this

tonight I just you know you are always a

mime cooking around here in the flowers

and candles make a special dinner oh

yeah

I am I have a much more movies yeah I

thought maybe okay Watson multi-person

it if you like yeah sounds like a

perfect night to me what you did tonight

for me it's so special

yeah

so did you know this is my favorite

billions club a lot of things I didn't

know about you before we start that oh

really like what for example how draw

stuff you are in the morning before

we've had your first tee way you talk

when you gonna back Africa your silly

little love alright enough about me what

about you what about me well what don't

I know about you well I was a bumblebee

once as well as a dinosaur a cowgirl

pirate so basically you're telling me

you have multiple personalities it's

much worse

there's child labor you see when I was

six and my sister was five model my

parents party planning had opened my

mind from there to star in soneji's gap

alright so come on let's try this one

get another closer a little bit closer

lean down and face your hair flat

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very good and now when you come through

the shortest route that was great

Cheers

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thank you everything what's up becoming

King one day I think that's a long ways

off don't you

besides you know by that time they might

have done away with us completely the

monarchy that is that's highly unlikely

if I do become great and when you become

I think that I would like to serve an

entirely different way never would I sit

on the throne or wear a crown my mother

once told me that if ever she would be a

queen she wants be a queen in people's

hearts I would like to be the people's

King something that they could relate to

yes who burns the dinner more times than

in Cannes to admit the first time that

you meet Prince Charles on a given day

you have to use the highest forms of

address which is your royal highness

and that's same for Camilla and then

after that you use sir or ma'am and

don't forget that the women has to see

it men just got there all I have to do

is not peers I've got it easy then

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I'm very pleased it's meat here

lovely to meet you and pleased to meet

you but I do

I've been telling people this for years

still everyone thought I sounded a bit

dark but you see what happened with the

drought in Africa a couple of years ago

you have malaria and dengue fever

running rampant

it's all a mark of global warming if we

don't do something now the results could

be catastrophic I know it's terrible

so our establishment turn pata pieces

whoo we've been trying to introduce a

line of eco-friendly products we have

our paper lanterns for Halloween and pig

streamers fabric bunting it's all

completely 100% recyclable that we even

do personalized balloting we're trying

not to leave our carbon footprint

so I'm boom I'm gonna missus William

while he's away it's under the log so

what are your plans now that you've

graduated oh well I've actually just

been offered a job at jigsaw oh it's a

fashion company I'm um I'm going to be

the assistant accessories bye oh that's

wonderful opportunity I've never been

one of the fashion most of my

accessories date back to the Victorian

age covered in horsehair well I must say

that's lovely suits you look fabulous

today okay thank you

it took a veritable squadron

seamstresses and stylists I'm trying

though in succeeding down it does take a

lot to go toe-to-toe with Savile rows

most staff a customer oh not James Bond

come on oh god I almost died when my

parents invited your father in could

minute to spend the night

okay went brilliantly our families have

much in common both hard-working and

both involved in family businesses 95 96

97 98 99 100 well done gentlemen you are

now dismissed until Monday morning Oh

500 hours

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it's a great piece