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VILAINE - UGLY MELANIE

We'll go to Paris, Jane. Whithout telling anyone. Only the both of us.

I don't need Paris, Oliver. I need some time.

I saw Dr. Perkins. I have one month left.

But...

Oliver

I said my parents you'll agree for a catholic wedding. That would help them a lot you know.

Don't show me this face. It is not your fault. It is nobody's fault.

Don't cry, Oliver.

I need you to be strong.

Prince Charming is sending you a message !! Clic here.

Are you OK?

No...

Titanic again ??

No, Love Story

Love Story... hard at D-2 of Valentin's day!

I hate this feast.

Me too. Hard to be 1 when everything is 2

What about spending that hard time together...

Still here?

What if you don't fancy me?

Impossible. 2 months that we speak each other. That we laugh. You don't have any choice : I will fancy you.

I will fancy you. I will fancy you. Don't speak too fast.

Well...

Ok

Great. I'll send you my picture later.

No... nothing.

For the first time, Melanie fell asleep convinced that at last she will have her share happyness.

It must be said that until then the life didn't spare her.

Since the beginning, it didn't start well.

Melanie's parents met in a ball.

But between them, it did not work out.

Hey! Wait for me.

Melanie was born 9 months later. They say that she was so ugly that her mother tried to swap her overnight.

- Shouthing in Japonese -

Come on. We all make mistakes!

"Oh the ugly... fat, awful and not pretty..." The chidhood that followed wasn't gentle with Melanie.

The incessant taunts had no effect on her.

That obliged her mother to spend a lot of money in eardrum exam.

She is not deaf. She is nice, but not deaf.

In vain.

It is 930 F.

In her adolescence, Melanie met Romain.

But between them, it did not work out.

At adulthood, it didn't sort out. Everybody kwew she was nice.

Beginning by her downstrair neighbour, Miss Stampinsky, who, every morning, asked her to walk her Johnny.

A lazy and incontinent Artesian Basset.

Wait... Wait...

Melanie worked at the Martinez. A roadhouse out of the town directed by Richard Martinez, a former pilot of the Paris-Dakar.

She had the very polyvalent role of waitress, cashier, secretary and pump attendant.

In perfect gentleman, Martinez did not miss an occasion to express his gratefulness.

Oh no, Melanie! Make an effort. We all know you are not pretty, but you could try at least.

Lately, Martinez decided to work more to earn more. (Sarkozy slogan)

He hired the ideal employee. A black and illiterate illegal immigrant,

whom Melanie helped as much as she could.

I read over : "Mister the Prefect,

I ask you the French citizenship because if I come back to my country I have a lot of chance to die. Innocent Brokba"

Are you sure? Yes

Eventualy, Melanie's kindness, it was her mother who spoke of it the better.

My poor dear, you have the only handicap that is not refunded by Social Security.

That's you.

You'll see, one day, by helping everybody, it's me you won't be able to help.

This story will come down on me. I feel it. I feel it.

That was Melanie's life and nothing would have changed if Valentine's day and a Prince Charming didn't interfere.

some gold for my treasure

For Valentine's day Give her some flowe

For Valentine's day Big discount on black pudding

That's good? You got them?

Yes, it's good.

Come this morning from Namibie, this young female just met her new mate,

Laurent, a confirmed bachelor, who has been born in this zoo and who always lived alone.

We will let them know each other and wish them a happy Valentine's day.

That's good?

Answear me. That's good yes or no?

Happy Valentine's Day

Retirement House

A Taste of Paradise

Hello Grandma!

I bought you some cake.

You know what? I have a rendezvous for Valentine's day.

Hello Melanie.

Back off! Did you ear!

Back off! She's MY grandaughter!

You can't speak like that. You have to understand them.

It is not funny to find yourself abandoned here.

Come. Come. We will make room for you.

Who wants some cake?

Come on. Help youself. She's not nasty. Help yourself.

I'll bring you that at once.

I'll bring you some bread. Please!

Garage Martinez All Brands Reparations

Oh! Can't you be carefull, bastard!

Hi girls. 3 cokes Melanie.

Sure.

Aurore. Yes?

You know, the boy I know... The boy I see... The boy I don't really see, who is on Internet, Prince Charming.

Yes? I have a date with him.

I mean a real date. For real.

This is good news.

But... He wants me to send him a picture.

What? He wants me to send him a picture of me.

Wait to see his picture. Perhaps him too is...

Perhaps you will go well together, Melanie.

You believe so?

Yes. Yes, yes.

Honestly, he will never fancy me.

You see.

What about having 3 fairies helping you?

Melanie's 3 fairies were called Aurore, Blandine and Jessica.

Aurore was Melanie's cousin.

She was 27 and was to be married in 9 days.

She used to say : "Don't be mistaken! I want be married only to go away from here.

Aymeric will be promoted in Paris. I made him understand I had great expectations with this new life."

While waiting for her wedding to be solemnized, Aurore played "Scrabble" in secret with Jonathan, mechanic at the Martinez.

Do Not Enter Death Hazard

Blandine Du Charnot was Aurore's best friend. She was a well-bred maiden and had a good sense of values. She dedicated herself to beutifull things.

My father, Andre Du Charnot, is the mayor of this town. My mother, Madelaine, owns a pet shop where she takes care of abandoned animals.

I am the director of the Ducharnois Museum. Which is the only animal porcelain museum in the world.

Jessica was the third wheel of the duo. At 17, she was elected Miss Interflora in the Tchunga night club.

She kept some after-effects : "I had known this, I was model. Yes, I had a short career, like all the girls in this field. You are already retired when you begin.

But sometimes, when I go past Interflora, I think I was very close."

Jessica was a brunette. She could be blonde.

You are... great. Better would be too much.

Go, Melanie.

Not like that. Ok, do like me.

Ok? Go now.

Leopard is great, it makes you look slimmer.

Are you sure? Did you ever see a leopard that looked fat.

So...

Great, meeting at the Gourmand Rooster the day after tomorrow

- I again dreamt of her - - She didn't do anything for that -

Hi, it's Jerem'! Tomorrow is Valentine's day. You have 24 hours left to find your soul mate.

- She is not really beautifull - - That's better. She's made for me -

- very gently -

- only for my heart - PET SHOP "I will die adopt me"

- I dreamt of her so strong - - that the sheets remember it -

- I slept in her body -

- soothed by her "I love you". -

- If I could wake beside her. -

- If I know where to find her. -

- Give me hope -

- Lend me an evening - - a night -

- only for her and me -

- and tomorrow morning, she will go away. -

Play and win with Pamela

What are you looking for? My panty.

What about hiding a camera at the Gourmand Rooster. Oh yes, I want to see it.

Kevin is so beautiful on this picture. How could she believe somthing like that?

Why not? She believes that a Prince Charming is writting to her every night.

What will happen after that? We paid Kevin. They go to the restaurant, and just before the tiramisu, he dumps her.

To be dumped on Valentine's day, it's ugly. We could wait a little bit.

But think! That's so funny.

Wait... She's wright, it's wicked.

He eats his tiramisu. He doesn't dump her. They go out 2 or 3 times.

And in 2 months time, he requests her in marriage and now he dumps her.

It's disgusting. That's great.

What if she doesn't come?

She will come. For once that something good happens. In her shabby life. So crummy life.

Come on, sluts.

"Oh the ugly... fat, awful and not pretty..."

Melanie understood that we could not be round in a square world.

From now, all that will change.

Hi, it's Jerem' on your favourite radio for a special Valentine's day. First dedication from Loraine for Enzo...

Beware the Dog

You don't walk Johnny!? NO.

Hello. Hello. What would you like?

A Suze. You are the representative, I guess.

You win.

So, normaly the minimal order is a 6 bottles box.

But if 6 bottles is too much, I understand. You can order only one.

Give me 15 boxes please.

I will give you ashtrays, it's free. That's king of you.

You're welcome.

Melanie, the pump.

Melanie, the pump!

Hey, Melanie, the pump.

Melanie, the pump.

No.

What's that?

No. I won't do it.

I am a waitress, not a petrol pump attendant. It is against the working rights.

The working rights!

I don't deny the working rights, but...

what is above the working rights?

The rights of man. And the man here, it's me!

Go to the pump now Melanie.

You will say that to Lepainsec, your new work inspector. Will make you a visit.

My poor Melanie.

My poor Melanie. In 20 years, how much work inspectors did I see, Jose?

Eight. I even burried one. This one, every time he came, he get away with a Pastis box and he died of a cirrhosis at 47. That's sad, hey.

You have to be carefull with employees. You give them that. They screw you.

Now, the pump.

Hurry up! Hurry up!

It is not easy to change when you have been king all your life.

We were waiting for 10 minutes. It is not easy to change when you have been king all your life.

Melanie will have to work hard to stand up against every Martinez on Earth.

Lazy Melanie will have to work hard to stand up against every Martinez on Earth.

But she would succeed.

Trial number 1 : Mummy.

I was cleaning the ceiling light when I had a faintness.

It have to stop, all these faintnesses. You will have to learn to manage alone.

I will not always be here to help you. Why?

Because. Well done.

Well done. Your mother is sick, and you don't care. Great mentality.

You know what? I am sick too.

You, sick?

But you are nether sick. Even virus don't fancy you.

The only sickness you ever had was lice. And it was your cousin Aurore that had put it in your wollen hat.

Sorry to disapoint you but the doctors are quite certain, I must rest.

What do you have?

Malaria.

But you have never traveled. The mousquitos may have traveled.

That's terrible.

That's awfull.

How dare you do that to me? What will I become without you? Tell me.

Old, Alone, Poor, Deaf, Incontinent, and Dead.

Trial number 2 : the kitten test.

"I will die, adopt me."

I am coming for the kittens.

Kind like you are, I am not surprised.

That's a good thing, because I don't have the right to keep kittens more than 2 months.

After I must kill them.

Delphine!

Mommy says this one is very kind.

No

If not, there is him.

No

He have only 7 days left.

I take him.

Well done, Melanie. It is a very good choice.

The kitten is free of course. But there is the vaccine, the cat box, the tattoo, the care against mite and the flea collar.

That will be 325 euros. Good Valentine's day Melanie.

A small kitten were enought to break Melanie's hope.

She will always be a kind girl.

Valentine's day makes victims.

This morning the young female elephant was abandoned bis her mate who escaped instead of spendind Valentine's day with her.

The question is, when he will come back, will she forgive him.

Do you want to drink something, girls. No, thanks.

Mum, can you leave us alone please!

Delphine! Did you do your homeworks?

Yes I did, Mummy.

It should be him.

Hello

How comes she's not here?

Are you at the Gourmet Rooster?

I'll call you back. I'll call you back!

It was Kevin. He is waiting for her since one hour. She didn't show up yet.

Oh, no. That's crap.

That's not a big deal. Kevin will get over that.

The little cat. The little cat.

No, you don't go away. The little cat.

Happy Valentine's day.

This time, it was too much.

A simple bouquet made a success where everything had fail.

All those that made her life impossible would pay for this.

Villain was born.

All hell would be going to break loose.

Hello Madam Stanpinsky. All my apologyse for yesterday, I am sorry.

I will walk your Johnny. It don't bother me at all.

My Johnny was worried. He believed you were angry.

No, not at all.

Please, Miss, can you let me your seat?

No, I can't.

You are not kind. No, I'm not.

My Johnny, you had great walk. This was a good walk, my Johnny.

See you tomorrow.

- The Mystery Masters -

- THE END -

A coffee Mel.

A coffee Melanie, please.

It is not so hard, is it?

What's your problem today? Did it go bad yesterday?

I didn't show up. We bust a gut to help you, you chicken out and you dump everything on the floor.

Sorry to say that, but with a physic like yours, you shouldn't miss an occasion like this.

I didn't miss it because he brought me some flowers.

Yesterday, on my doormat, he let me some flowers.

But Melanie, I think yesterday night Prince Charming was too mad at you for bringing you some flowers at your doorstep.

I think it was your grand-mother. I don't see anybody else.

If the dogs begin to be fussy, what is next?

Yes Mum. That's not a good time.

What, it's not a good time!

No need to shout, I'm not deaf.

Nice, yes. But not deaf.

No, I won't come by. I need to rest. OK? Selfish girl!

Did you bring me some Sudoku?

Yes, I began them in the bus, but I finished none of them. That's a pain in the ass, this game!

Stop! I already have one old lady to take care of, that's enough. Back off!

Anyway, there is no cake anymore.

Get away!

Hey!

My granddaughter! Well done my granddaughter.

Hey Melanie! It is kind to visit your grandmother.

Grandma is happy, isn't she?

Yesterday I was at Aurore's place. I saw the wedding table map.

Jessica and me are the witnesses, so we are at the bride and groom's table.

But you my poor dear, they will put you at the children's table.

That's not cool, hey.

Unless you come with someone.

No, I stay alone.

This guy who brings you flowers... Do you know his name?

No

You don't know who it is? No.

And you don't want to know. You're not curious. No.

Who is that bitch? Where does she come from? What does she want?

Grandma, I came to announce you a good news.

To me? Yes, to you.

To you and to all your buddies.

Please, wake up. Stop playing Scrabble because I have something very important to tell you.

Please. Go, please.

My dear friends, the Ducharnois Museum,

unique animal porcelaine museum in the world and real leader of our town culture,

will soon move in your retirement house.

Those walls, that protected you for long years,

must now protect other monuments in jeopardy.

You understood it. You are the cutting edge of this project.

Because it is without you that the greatest things will be able to happen.

Well done. Thank you. Well done.

Thank you. Thank you, my friends.

In concretely, where the town hall offer to rehouse them?

Not far away.

That is?

In a place... much more quiet.

At the Char****

Sorry, I didn't ear.

Charme****

What did she say?

She said "AT THE CHARMETTES".

(general disapproval)

Yes, Charmettes are good. You don't like the Charmettes, but the Charmettes will love you.

Listen, we will talk about that later.

If I was you, I wouldn't let her go away like that.

You won't go away like that!

No, there is no recycling centre.

Quiet!

Sorry? I stop you now grandpa. This project will be with or without you. You can pack your things right now.

In one month the renovation work begin. Because you keep this place in bad condition.

Like you, it needs a good cleaning. See the rest with the director.

Grab her!

Don't touch me! Leave me alone! Help me!

"We won't go there." "We won't go there."

Do you know who it is, if it is not the 3 bitches?

You don't know.

- Looking for waitress -

Hello. Hello Melanie.

You are not early this morning. Given the add, I would be wrong to be zealous.

Melanie, don't bury your head in the sand. It is no longer has it used to be.

You know what? You are right.

That's a good thing because it's been a long time I wanted to go away and I didn't dare to tell you.

You should dare Melanie. You should dare. Innocent, the pump.

What waitress you are looking for? Your add is quite vague.

You know what Melanie? You are right. That's quite vague.

So put : "Roadhouse looking for a polyvalent young waitress"

- pump attendant, -

put : "junior" junior

- 18-25 years old, -

"from French origin" No

Put... put :

"from this region"

- white race, -

"available" - single, -

"friendly" - blonde, -

"generous and extremely motivated"

- big breasts and extremely motivated -

"dot" dot

Fax it to Job Centre, to local newspapers and to work agencies.

Melanie, I was wrong about you. Oh, okay.

Yes, I didn't think you were so kind.

Mr Martinez, we all make mistakes.

Hi

What happened to you at the retirement house? Do you understand what you have done?

Don't speak to me like that, Blandine. Give it back to me.

Give it back to me please, Melanie.

Give it back to me please, Melanie.

Give it back to me please, Melanie, and I will leave alone your old people.

Give it back to me please, Melanie, and I will leave alone your old people.

That was not so hard. I give you back your pendant.

You believed me! Never, never. Your old people will clear off pronto.

What is it? A picture of Aymeric.

Aymeric? My Aymeric?

Blandine wears around her neck your husband-to-be's picture. Isn't it cute.

Show me. No.

Show me. No! It is mine. It is all I have left from him.

You don't know but before you we had a very beautifull love story together.

I should marry him instead of you. Because me, I love him.

Hey, I made a mix tape for you.

Great

Do you love me?

yes

Can I touch your breasts, please?

Poor Blandine. What happens to you is so ugly.

We have a problem here. Because I can't keep you as my witness.

So, Blandine, you will go to the children's table and Melanie will come to the bride and groom's table.

No, I won't come. I don't care!

How it is you won't come? I won't come. Weddings bore me shitless now.

It is like princes charming, I don't believe in it anymore.

Where she is? Can I speak to the true Melanie please?

Now I believe to blackmail and to informing.

Oh, I'm afraid.

Hi Jonathan. It's me. We must talk. That's urgent.

Looking for Waitress

Hi. Hi, how are you?

Hello. Hello.

"Say nothing. Kiss me when you what"

Why are you still here? I am going. I see that I stand like a sore thumb.

I am here to tell you that the first one is waiting for you in your office.

I will be all yours very soon.

"France is an extremely fertile country. They plant there some civil servants, and taxes grow."

You didn't read the add very well?

On the contrary, I read it very well.

"Roadhouse looking for waitress, pump attendant, 18-25 years old, white race, blonde, single, big breasts and extremely motivated." Of course Job Centre sent it to me as soon as they could.

Mrs Lepainsec, work inspector. Hello Madam.

Do the words "sexism" and "racial discrimination" have any meaning for you, Mr Martinez?

Melanie, can you please come into my office.

Ah, Melanie. How are you?

It is not what I dictated you. It is not exactely what you dictated me but, it was what you wanted to say.

And it is the reason why you fired me. Because I was not friendly, generous...

Wait, wait. You are telling me the he dismissed you because you were not... Because you are...

Yes, because I am ugly. no Yes!

"Oh, Melanie, do something."

But, Miss, did you ever eared about work rights?

Yes, we know very well the work rights, isn't it Richard?

But above the work rights, there is the rights of man. And the man, here, it's him.

That said, on the over hand... On the over hand.

Richard

You are given a reprieve, Martinez. That means that with a new minor faux pas you will be punished.

And understand me, when I say you will be punished, I am not talking about bankruptcy.

I am talking about jail, inmates, long nights without sleep fearing the worst.

Don't worry Madam. If he wanders from the straight and narrow, I'll call you. Yes, me too.

Thank you Melanie. That's over.

Go tell the other that I keep my job. And, Richard, a coffee please.

Richard! yes The pump.

I'm comming!

Richard, 2 sugars in my coffee please.

Hello, I would like an order of Suze please.

Richard. I take a day off, I have some shopping to do. I borrow it.

You... you don't have any driving licence.

I bring it back at around 5.

The gear, bitch.

Bitch!

Hello. I have 15 boxes of Suze for you. Where do I put them?

15 boxes of Suze? Yes 15. 15 boxes of Suze.

Who gave you these flowers? I won't tell. It is a secret.

You'd better tell me.

My candies! That's my candies!

It would be good if you talk. Here, now.

That's a pity. I will take the last one.

Take it. Let this be a lesson to you!

You will tell to... You are a big sadist, idiot and ugly!

I know. Very well, you will tell him that.

"The Price Is Right suggest you to win this caddie made in fake fur ideal for the fresh product transport."

300 Euros. That's easy. 300 Euros.

"Tony says 150 Euros. Marie-Agnes?" "160" "160 Euros" "165"

Stupid prick! "Roxanne?" "90 Euros"

No. No.

"The right price is 302 Euros." 302 Euros. You see?

I don't know how they select the candidates. That's not possible!

Jessica, you should register. No, I have no chance at all to be selected.

No way! You had everything right! You believe so?

That's obvious! You are not more stupid than... Roxane.

It's a cinch. Because her... Come, we call them. Yes

Richard, the counter.

Answear 1 : the Neanderthal Man Answear 2 : the Cantal Man Answear 3 : the Emmental Man Answear 4 : the Chantal Man

I didn't ear your answear.

I think that's the 3 : the Emmental Man.

No? Or the 4.

If you think that's the 1, try it.

Well done. You have been selected for your game. An operator will take your details and tell you your appearance time in our show.

You see that you are able to do it.

That is the problem in my life. I underestimate myself too much.

How will I dress myself?

Melanie's revenge was on the go.

Jessica was on the way to an assured and deserved fame.

Blandine was next on the list. Nothing could stop Melanie.

Ducharnois Museum

Yes Dad, a booking on site. 60 people at a time. Listen Dad, you have to hurry to put the old people out. Because it is not safe here.

I'll call you back. I'll call you back!

What do you want?

Only to tell you that you have 24 hours to go back on your decision to put my old people out.

Do you think I am afraid of you? What do you believe you can do?

I have the town council with me. What do you have? Half a dozen of incontinent old people? You don't have anything.

24 hours, Blandine. That's it.

24 hours.

Give me a double wisky.

We're sold out. Great.

I have got some Suze. Great, go.

You know Melanie, Aurore, she was not a girl for me. A girl for me would be Jessica but better.

Oh shit! Jessica.

You won't be mad with me if we talk later, I don't want to miss that.

Wait, you're not listening to me.

I am a violonist's son who plays in the orchestra of the Prince-Archbishop of Salzbourg's court. I am a musician from the 18th century who lived in Austria. I am famous all around the world thanks to Don Giovanni and The Magic Flute.

Yes. Bethoven. Non

Now it's Jessica's turn.

The Magic Flute. I began to compose at 5 years old. I am a child prodigy of music. I am...

Justin Bieber

This one was easy.

I'm listening. What's happening to you?

She dumped me.

Do you ear me? She dumped me.

Eric's decision. I stay.

Question for a Winner. Good evening to all of you. See you tomorrow.

- Town Workshop -

Is it all right?

Good night my darlings. Behave.

Go.

He is here! Who? Laurent.

Laurent?

Laurent the elephant. The one who escaped from the zoo. Is there anybody inside?

Why? He is ill tempered.

He hates company.

Did you see yesterday on TV? Jessica Falenpin. She was at Question for a Winner.

No, so what? She is not a winner.

Her mother told me she will appear on other programs.

Did she told you which ones? No, she is not mad.

Where she is? Who?

Melanie She is not here. She is never here before 11 now.

Give me something strong. I have got Suze.

Give me a double.

Richard, I drop by quickly, I have an apointment at noon at the other side of the town. She wants to see you.

You wanted to break everything, hey. There is nothing left to break.

Because Laurent the elephant broke everything.

To your health.

Richard, what is that elephant story?

Yes Melanie.

Why?

Are you sure? Because we are ready.

Ok.

The outing to the museum is cancelled.

(TV show : The Great Dictation of Bernard Pivot) Me -comma- all in bonhomie and innocuousness -comma- agitating the banners marqued by the Stock Exchange

Melanie, I don't sleep anymore. It is the insomnia.

All your body attracts me.

- You stink from the feet. -

Melanie, you haunt my nights.

Bitch! No... No...

Melanie, you could be care... That's not the day!

What are you doing here? You are not sleeping? Didn't you work this night?

Yes but because you were not here I did the opening. Now, when you are not here, I stand in for you.

When will you sleep? I don't know. Neighter Martinez, he told me we will find later.

Bastard! You are so stupid. Why are you pushed around like that?

Because I am a black and an illegal immigrant.

That is not an excuse.

For the papers that is done, you are French. But for the color I am sorry you will have to get used to it.

It's done, I am French?

Yes look. That is official. You are French. It is written is black and white. So now stop being pushed around, you tell him where to get off and you get some sleep. - Census 2008 -

Darling! Oh, sorry. Did you ear about that elephant story on the radio with Blandine?

I don't bother you anymore.

Blandine! What is that elephant story?

What are you doing? You are the next, Aurore.

She already destroyed Jessica's reputation. Julien Lepers had never seen something like that. (Julien Lepers is the presenter of Question for a Winner)

What? Lepers.

She destroyed my museum. She will destroy your wedding.

We shouldn't destroy her life.

Pull yourself together Blandine. You're pathetic!

Jessica, Aurore speaking. I remember you that my wedding his tomorrow.

Shup up! and you are my witness, so call me back.

You're pathetic! Wait, Aurore! Don't you want to drink? No?

Knock, knock! Come in.

Are you OK? No, I'm not.

Can I give you an advice Jonathan? yes

I think you should tell everything to Aymeric, about you and Aurore.

I would hurt Aurore and I don't want this.

So you won't tell anything! No, I don't want to hurt Aurore.

You know you have a very very big problem Jonathan.

Really? Yes, you are too kind.

You know Melanie, with love, we are nether kind enough.

Does she know you love her, Aurore? Sorry?

Did you tell her that you loved her?

That is we didn't talk very much. We were often... Ok, Ok, Ok.

Did you gave her a token of love? How?

Did you send her some gifts? No, I didn't.

Did you give her some flowers? No, I didn't.

Did you write her a poem? I... Even a crappy one, we don't care, it is still a token of love.

You see, if only you had told her "I love you.", perhaps it would be you tomorrow at church, instead of Aymeric.

You believe? Yes, I am sure of that! Move over.

Look at what happens in all great love stories :

The girl always marries the wrong person and, then, the true love appears and declare his passion.

Fuck, you are right. Look at... Titanic.

Yes but in Titanic thingy dies at the end so... Yes, yes, this is a great token of love.

And you, Winner, what is your great token of love?

So you are Melanie's florist.

Is Jessica here?

Where about? Over there.

Michel? 6 letters. Jessica?

Sorry, but I still have 9 letters.

Jessica, don't be sorry, go on.

So the U, the C, the V, the F, the T, the E, the A, the S, the K That's 9 letters. I am sure, the count is correct.

Jessica, when that's the numbers, that's the numbers! When that's the letters, that's the letters!

So you should call it "The Numbers OR The Letters".

Hey Aurore, you won't get bored tomorrow at your wedding.

You didn't see everything yet. Jessica is still keeping a lot of surprises for us.

Oh yes, show off! You've got nothing! I burnt everything! You have no proof!

There's no proof. There's nothing.

I am going. Take it, it's a gift.

You are bluffing. You haven't got any proof.

That's funny, hey!

Mrs Stampinsky! Hello, it's Melanie.

Melanie? Hello, how are you? I wanted to offer you to walk Johnny.

Oh, the little cat!

Aurore and Aymeric invite you at their wedding Mass at 11:30am followed by a reception

Get up my darling!

We marry each other in 3 hours.

Did you sleep well my darling? No, I didn't.

I didn't tell you Jessica and Blandine are not invited anymore.

That's not possible, they are our witnesses.

There is no witness, there is no proof, There's nothing! Nobody will testify.

Nobody told you anything! So you see, there's nothing.

Don't you have something else to do?

You are giving a hand to Innocent now!

You can see that like that.

The Police came to arrest him this night.

That is you who told him he was French.

It is all your fault.

It was not enough for you to be ugly, you had to be nasty too.

Yes, hello. Do you have an Innocent Brokba at your place. He was arrested this night.

Hold on, please. Hey guys, it appears we arrested an Innocent this night.

We are sorry but we are not permitted to give you this information.

So how can I find him? Where can I find him?

I don't know. You'll have to manage by yourself, Miss.

Hello, you are at Melanie Lupin's place. Let a message after the bip.

Hello Melanie, Jonathan speaking. You are not here. I don't were you are. There is not a lot of time left. Call me back please. Bye.

Did you really believe I would be pushed around?

You wanted to destroy my wedding and it is yours that is flying away. That's all you.

I like informing. With what I told to the cops, by now your Mamadou should be in the plane.

The airport!

Bitch!

Where is her bitchy car?

Fuck! Fuck! This goes there.

Turn on! Turn on!

- Smile, you are tanned! -

"The passengers for the flight A598 destination Dakar, Senegal are expected at gate 18."

Dirty whore!

Bitch!

Bitch! Bitch!

Hello. Melanie, where are you?

That's complicated. I'll tell you later. I will not ba able to go with you.

But why? Because I also have a love story to sort out and I have a very short timing. You'll have to manage by yourself.

It's too late now. No! It is never too late, Jonathan. It's not too late.

Run, Jonathan. Run.

Run. Run, for fuck sake!

- South Airport -

The illegal immigrants! Where do you put the illegal immigrants?

But why? Because, hurry up.

"Attention, last call for the boarding of the flight A593 destination Dakar, Senegal"

That's him! That's him!

Innocent! Innocent, don't move.

This man must not go away.

That's not possible, Madam. This man is not French, I must go back home.

But I love him!

I want to marry him.

That's not possible, Madam. I tell you, to marry him you have to live under the same roof for 6 months.

That's not possible because you are sending him away.

That's what I told you. That's not possible.

You cannot let him go after what he had done to me!

Because he hurt me. Don't move, Miss.

That's Ok! He is comming! We found something! Don't move my love! There are comming to get you.

Innocent! I love you! I love you!

We will now perform the mutual consent.

No!

That's not Aurore's wedding.

So

My best wishes

Aurore Cailler, do you accept take as husband Aymeric Dessix in front of God,

to love him and to cherish him all your life.

Yes, I do.

Aymeric Dessix, do accept to take as wife Aurore Cailler

in front of God, to love her and to cherish her all your life.

No! Aurore, wait

I have something to tell you

Let go of. 2 minutes.

Come here.

Be nice. Shut up and wait here. The bride and groom will soon go out. Take some rice.

Wait, Aurore!

So, we resume! Where were we?

At the mutual consent. Very well, the mutual consent, very well.

Now we concentrate, we consent and we stop leting arseholes piss us off.

...Aurore Cailler do you accept... I've already said yes!

Ah, sorry.

So, Aymeric... Aymeric, do you accept to take as wife Aurore Cailler in front of God, to love her and to cherish her all your life.

No!

Aymeric, I love you. I didn't forget anything.

Look! During 15 years, I kept on my heart that keepsake of you.

So you have finished now?

Do somebody else have an important message to tell? A car parked illegally? Want to have a poo?

Blandine you sit down.

You, you resume and you, you consent...

Blandine, my love, I didn't forget neighter. Me too, I kept on my heart something from you.

That's an absolute nonsense this wedding!

You all piss me off!

You are here. You stay here, isn't it great?

Listen, I hire an attorney. In 2 months we marry each other and in 3 you are out. So?

What do you think? You are happy isn't it? Sorry.

Hooray. Long live to the bride. Hooray. Houray.

Take that, we go now.

That's heavy. That's you, who are heavy.

Shut up!

- Police Force -

subtitles by Zaleya