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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,327 --> 00:00:39,519 [theme music] 2 00:00:39,519 --> 00:00:41,439 -I just love Kung Fu Fondu. 3 00:00:41,439 --> 00:00:44,208 It's a great workout and a fabulous meal. 4 00:00:44,208 --> 00:00:48,400 -It's the hottest new studio on the Bev Hill scene. 5 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:48,800 -[gasp] 6 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:50,208 What was that? 7 00:00:50,208 --> 00:00:52,607 -Uh, I don't know, but let's not stick around to find out. 8 00:01:28,320 --> 00:01:30,128 -Hey. 9 00:01:30,399 --> 00:01:31,600 Come on, Sam. 10 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:32,560 DIg! 11 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:33,727 Dig! 12 00:01:33,727 --> 00:01:35,167 -I'm trying. 13 00:01:35,647 --> 00:01:36,607 I'm trying. 14 00:01:36,607 --> 00:01:37,648 -Well, try harder. 15 00:01:37,648 --> 00:01:40,528 There's not much time left. 16 00:01:40,528 --> 00:01:41,007 -Time's up. 17 00:01:41,488 --> 00:01:42,879 Way to climb, Alex. 18 00:01:42,879 --> 00:01:44,320 Nice technique, [inaudible]. 19 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:45,519 OK, class, hit the showers. 20 00:01:52,479 --> 00:01:54,880 Um, not you, Samantha. 21 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:56,160 -Huh? 22 00:01:56,160 --> 00:01:57,599 -I'm afraid if you can't make it to the top, I'm going to 23 00:01:57,599 --> 00:01:59,519 have to transfer you to a different gym class. 24 00:01:59,519 --> 00:02:01,279 -Transfer me? 25 00:02:01,279 --> 00:02:02,527 -Yes. 26 00:02:02,527 --> 00:02:03,967 To a special place where you'll work with other majorly 27 00:02:03,967 --> 00:02:06,527 uncoordinated students like yourself. 28 00:02:06,527 --> 00:02:10,288 -You mean Sam's going to be a dork? 29 00:02:10,288 --> 00:02:13,999 -We prefer to call it D-O-R-K-- 30 00:02:14,479 --> 00:02:17,487 the development for overly remedial kids class. 31 00:02:17,967 --> 00:02:18,447 Trust me. 32 00:02:18,447 --> 00:02:19,407 It's for your own good. 33 00:02:19,407 --> 00:02:19,887 -Whoa. 34 00:02:19,887 --> 00:02:21,327 Tough break, Sammy. 35 00:02:21,327 --> 00:02:24,367 -But I don't want to be a dork. 36 00:02:24,607 --> 00:02:25,999 -Then you're going to learn how to climb. 37 00:02:26,479 --> 00:02:27,439 I mean, how hard can it be? 38 00:02:27,919 --> 00:02:29,839 You climb all kinds of stuff on our missions. 39 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:31,887 -Well, it's pretty easy to climb when I 40 00:02:32,367 --> 00:02:33,327 have my bungee belt. 41 00:02:33,327 --> 00:02:36,528 It does all the work. 42 00:02:36,528 --> 00:02:37,807 -Gross. 43 00:02:37,807 --> 00:02:39,839 When was the last time these towels were washed? 44 00:02:48,527 --> 00:02:50,287 -Couldn't you have waited until after we 45 00:02:50,287 --> 00:02:51,199 took a shower, Jer? 46 00:02:51,199 --> 00:02:52,607 I mean, hello. 47 00:02:52,607 --> 00:02:53,519 We totally reek. 48 00:02:53,519 --> 00:02:54,927 -Sorry girls, but danger doesn't 49 00:02:54,927 --> 00:02:55,887 take a break for hygiene. 50 00:02:56,239 --> 00:02:57,519 There's a rash of missing people in the 51 00:02:57,519 --> 00:02:59,039 Beverly Hills area. 52 00:02:59,039 --> 00:03:01,440 -Huh? 53 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:02,959 Hmm. 54 00:03:02,959 --> 00:03:03,919 They look kind of familiar. 55 00:03:04,399 --> 00:03:05,280 Do they go to Bev High? 56 00:03:05,728 --> 00:03:08,608 -If he does, he must have failed a lot of classes. 57 00:03:08,608 --> 00:03:10,799 -You're going to need some gadgets for your mission. 58 00:03:10,799 --> 00:03:13,008 Oh, Gladys? 59 00:03:13,008 --> 00:03:13,487 Oh. 60 00:03:13,487 --> 00:03:14,447 [sigh] 61 00:03:14,447 --> 00:03:16,367 I mean the amazing Gladys. 62 00:03:16,767 --> 00:03:17,567 -What? 63 00:03:17,567 --> 00:03:18,287 -Gladys has a new hobby. 64 00:03:18,768 --> 00:03:19,728 She's learning magic. 65 00:03:20,207 --> 00:03:21,488 Please humor her. 66 00:03:21,488 --> 00:03:22,927 -Welcome one and all. 67 00:03:23,408 --> 00:03:26,527 For your first gadget, we have something very special. 68 00:03:26,527 --> 00:03:27,007 Wait. 69 00:03:27,487 --> 00:03:28,447 Where did it go? 70 00:03:31,807 --> 00:03:34,239 Say, what do we have here? 71 00:03:34,239 --> 00:03:36,607 Multi-function charm bracelets. 72 00:03:37,087 --> 00:03:38,047 -Nice one, Glad. 73 00:03:38,527 --> 00:03:42,367 -Now, watch as I take this simple coin and use my special 74 00:03:42,367 --> 00:03:43,807 magic wand. 75 00:03:46,719 --> 00:03:47,199 Ta-da! 76 00:03:47,199 --> 00:03:49,119 It's hot and spicy gum. 77 00:03:49,119 --> 00:03:50,079 It causes the chewer to sweat 78 00:03:50,559 --> 00:03:52,160 excessively and become slippery. 79 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:53,599 -Hot and spicy gum? 80 00:03:53,599 --> 00:03:55,440 The whip lab must be seriously understaffed. 81 00:03:55,839 --> 00:03:59,199 -Now, for my next trick, I give you one of our most 82 00:03:59,679 --> 00:04:00,639 powerful inventions. 83 00:04:00,639 --> 00:04:01,999 Abracadabra! 84 00:04:04,479 --> 00:04:05,727 -Uh-- 85 00:04:05,727 --> 00:04:09,567 -What does it do, you know, besides look ugly? 86 00:04:09,567 --> 00:04:12,447 -This belt ties two or more people together and enables 87 00:04:12,447 --> 00:04:14,848 them to tap into each other's knowledge of fighting style. 88 00:04:14,848 --> 00:04:19,167 -So Sam will be able to do my patented running side kick and 89 00:04:19,167 --> 00:04:22,399 Alex can imitate my fist of fury. 90 00:04:22,399 --> 00:04:24,207 -You'll also be able to perform any move that you've 91 00:04:24,207 --> 00:04:27,728 seen in movies or video games, but the belt can only be used 92 00:04:27,728 --> 00:04:30,127 in short bursts or it may cause severe headaches. 93 00:04:30,127 --> 00:04:31,087 [siren sounding] 94 00:04:31,087 --> 00:04:32,319 -Ha! 95 00:04:32,319 --> 00:04:33,648 -Good heavens. 96 00:04:33,648 --> 00:04:35,087 There's an attempted abduction in progress. 97 00:04:35,568 --> 00:04:37,967 Our Beverly Hills team just called 911 98 00:04:37,967 --> 00:04:38,927 from her cell phone. 99 00:04:38,927 --> 00:04:39,887 -It's go time, girls! 100 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:43,359 -Now for my grand finale. 101 00:04:43,359 --> 00:04:46,239 Now you see them, now-- 102 00:04:46,239 --> 00:04:46,719 ta-da-- 103 00:04:47,119 --> 00:04:48,000 you don't. 104 00:05:02,448 --> 00:05:05,120 -The cell phone signal came from right around here. 105 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:05,887 -[gasp] 106 00:05:05,887 --> 00:05:06,847 -What is it? 107 00:05:06,847 --> 00:05:07,327 The kidnappers? 108 00:05:07,327 --> 00:05:07,807 -No. 109 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:10,080 It's Kung Fu Fondu-- 110 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:12,287 the hippest workout eatery in town. 111 00:05:12,287 --> 00:05:14,479 It's almost impossible to get into one of their condo 112 00:05:14,479 --> 00:05:15,840 exercise cooking classes. 113 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:18,160 -I heard that after a few lessons you're flexible enough 114 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:20,767 to use your toes to dip fruit into melted cheese and flick 115 00:05:20,767 --> 00:05:22,207 it into your mouth! 116 00:05:22,207 --> 00:05:24,719 -Pee-yew. 117 00:05:24,719 --> 00:05:26,159 FEMALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): [screaming] 118 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:27,119 -We can talk fondu later, girls. 119 00:05:27,119 --> 00:05:28,559 Time to go to work. 120 00:05:34,399 --> 00:05:37,760 -It's Mandy, and it looks like she's in big time trouble. 121 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:39,439 -We're going to need some disguises. 122 00:05:43,279 --> 00:05:44,719 Stylin' and profilin'. 123 00:05:48,799 --> 00:05:49,759 -Don't worry, Miss. 124 00:05:49,759 --> 00:05:51,087 We're here to save you. 125 00:05:51,087 --> 00:05:53,247 -Well, do you think you could hurry it up a bit? 126 00:05:57,759 --> 00:05:58,719 -Whoa. 127 00:05:58,719 --> 00:05:59,679 Check out the crazy moves. 128 00:06:06,287 --> 00:06:07,967 -Ah. 129 00:06:08,239 --> 00:06:12,847 I can't believe we fell for the oldest trick in the book. 130 00:06:12,847 --> 00:06:15,167 -Heads up. 131 00:06:15,167 --> 00:06:17,839 -Are you sure you know what you're doing? 132 00:06:17,839 --> 00:06:18,799 -Don't worry, little lady. 133 00:06:18,799 --> 00:06:20,479 We've got everything under control. 134 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:27,039 -First no shower, and now this? 135 00:06:27,039 --> 00:06:31,007 -You must come with us. 136 00:06:31,007 --> 00:06:31,807 -Ah! 137 00:06:32,287 --> 00:06:33,648 [inaudible]. 138 00:06:33,648 --> 00:06:35,807 -Don't let him get away, Sammy! 139 00:06:36,287 --> 00:06:37,727 -I'm on it! 140 00:06:37,727 --> 00:06:39,167 [grunting] 141 00:06:39,167 --> 00:06:40,607 Almost-- 142 00:06:40,607 --> 00:06:41,727 there. 143 00:06:41,727 --> 00:06:44,127 Oh, any second now. 144 00:06:44,607 --> 00:06:46,527 -Sam, why don't you just use your bungee belt 145 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:48,048 to climb the building? 146 00:06:48,048 --> 00:06:49,968 -I will never learn how to climb if I keep using it. 147 00:06:49,968 --> 00:06:53,647 I don't want to be D-O-R-K. 148 00:06:53,919 --> 00:06:54,879 -What are we going to do now? 149 00:06:54,879 --> 00:06:56,799 They just took off with Mandy. 150 00:06:56,799 --> 00:06:59,279 -Obviously we should go home and celebrate. 151 00:06:59,279 --> 00:07:02,639 -Clover, even if we hate her, we've still got to help her. 152 00:07:02,639 --> 00:07:03,599 -Hey. 153 00:07:03,599 --> 00:07:04,559 This might be something. 154 00:07:04,559 --> 00:07:06,159 It's from one of their slippers. 155 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:10,159 And that insignia looks really familiar. 156 00:07:10,159 --> 00:07:12,559 -Let's scan it and send it off to Jerry. 157 00:07:12,559 --> 00:07:13,999 Maybe he can figure it out. 158 00:07:26,767 --> 00:07:27,727 -I don't get it. 159 00:07:27,727 --> 00:07:29,807 I mean, who would want to abduct all those people, 160 00:07:29,807 --> 00:07:30,767 especially Mandy? 161 00:07:31,248 --> 00:07:33,167 -Maybe it's someone who couldn't get into Kung Fu 162 00:07:33,167 --> 00:07:35,327 Fondu and wanted to shorten the waiting list. 163 00:07:35,327 --> 00:07:37,247 -Whatever's happening, it's way freaky. 164 00:07:37,247 --> 00:07:38,687 Don't you think, Sam? 165 00:07:38,687 --> 00:07:39,967 Sam? 166 00:07:39,967 --> 00:07:42,207 -Do you think she's been abducted too? 167 00:07:42,207 --> 00:07:43,167 We'd better call Jerry. 168 00:07:43,167 --> 00:07:44,207 -Hold the phone. 169 00:07:44,207 --> 00:07:47,647 -[grunting] 170 00:07:47,647 --> 00:07:51,439 I don't want to be a D-O-R-K. 171 00:07:51,439 --> 00:07:52,367 [device ringing] 172 00:07:52,367 --> 00:07:53,327 -Oh. 173 00:07:53,727 --> 00:07:54,687 What's up, Jer? 174 00:07:54,687 --> 00:07:56,607 -I've got the results of the analysis of the insignia. 175 00:07:57,087 --> 00:07:59,807 It's the symbol of Power Yoga Chi Kwan Do. 176 00:07:59,807 --> 00:08:00,767 -Hey. 177 00:08:01,247 --> 00:08:02,687 That's the exercise class we took last year. 178 00:08:02,687 --> 00:08:04,959 -Oh yeah, and then it went out of fashion. 179 00:08:04,959 --> 00:08:05,919 -Wait. 180 00:08:05,919 --> 00:08:07,839 That's why all the abductees look so familiar. 181 00:08:07,839 --> 00:08:10,879 They were all in our class, Mandy included. 182 00:08:10,879 --> 00:08:13,279 -Apparently Shirley, the woman who ran it, closed her doors 183 00:08:13,279 --> 00:08:14,639 and left town months ago. 184 00:08:15,119 --> 00:08:18,687 -I have a feeling she's back and we'll be seeing her soon. 185 00:08:18,687 --> 00:08:20,127 -I agree. 186 00:08:20,607 --> 00:08:21,567 You girls are the only ones from the class who have yet to 187 00:08:21,567 --> 00:08:22,527 be abducted. 188 00:08:22,527 --> 00:08:23,967 Be careful. 189 00:08:25,487 --> 00:08:27,919 -Mandy, what are you doing here? 190 00:08:27,919 --> 00:08:32,399 -That shirt is so clashing with your chakra. 191 00:08:32,399 --> 00:08:34,207 -What's with the weird yoga speak? 192 00:08:34,207 --> 00:08:39,007 -Your astral body is so last year. 193 00:08:39,007 --> 00:08:41,487 Ya! 194 00:08:41,487 --> 00:08:42,927 -Where did she learn that? 195 00:08:50,847 --> 00:08:53,247 -Fear my cobra style. 196 00:08:53,727 --> 00:08:54,687 -Stop it, Mandy. 197 00:08:54,687 --> 00:08:55,647 We don't want to hurt you. 198 00:08:55,647 --> 00:08:56,607 -I do. 199 00:08:56,607 --> 00:08:57,567 Now meet the snake charmer. 200 00:09:02,927 --> 00:09:03,887 -OK. 201 00:09:03,887 --> 00:09:04,687 Enough fooling around. 202 00:09:04,687 --> 00:09:05,807 It's gadget time. 203 00:09:09,567 --> 00:09:11,327 -What? 204 00:09:11,327 --> 00:09:11,807 Oh. 205 00:09:11,807 --> 00:09:13,247 -Outsmarted by Mandy? 206 00:09:13,247 --> 00:09:14,607 This so isn't our day. 207 00:09:14,607 --> 00:09:16,527 -You will come with me, non-believers. 208 00:09:27,199 --> 00:09:27,679 -[moaning] 209 00:09:28,159 --> 00:09:29,599 Oh, I think I'm air sick. 210 00:09:30,079 --> 00:09:32,879 -Um, this looks like the house that Creepy built. 211 00:09:32,879 --> 00:09:35,599 -We are so out of here. 212 00:09:35,599 --> 00:09:37,039 -Not before you meet my fellow yogis. 213 00:09:40,687 --> 00:09:41,167 -What is this? 214 00:09:41,647 --> 00:09:43,007 Cirque de Freaks? 215 00:09:43,007 --> 00:09:44,559 -[laughing] 216 00:09:44,559 --> 00:09:45,679 -Shirley! 217 00:09:45,679 --> 00:09:47,119 -Well, well, well. 218 00:09:47,119 --> 00:09:50,799 Look who finally made it-- the worst students I ever taught. 219 00:09:51,087 --> 00:09:52,847 -What is your problem, Shirley? 220 00:09:52,847 --> 00:09:56,687 -My problem is that you treated my Power Yoga Chi Kwan 221 00:09:56,687 --> 00:09:59,567 Do class like a passing fad. 222 00:09:59,567 --> 00:10:02,447 You forced me to close my studio, and now 223 00:10:02,447 --> 00:10:04,127 it's time for revenge. 224 00:10:04,127 --> 00:10:07,007 -Maybe everyone dropped out because they couldn't stand 225 00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:07,759 the instructor. 226 00:10:07,759 --> 00:10:09,199 -It had nothing to do with me. 227 00:10:09,679 --> 00:10:11,679 You were just ungrateful. 228 00:10:12,159 --> 00:10:13,119 [sighing] 229 00:10:13,119 --> 00:10:16,959 I've trained my former students to help me eliminate 230 00:10:16,959 --> 00:10:18,479 the competition. 231 00:10:18,479 --> 00:10:22,719 Once Kung Fu Fondu is gone, I'll reopen my studio, and 232 00:10:23,199 --> 00:10:27,519 once again rule the Beverly Hills exercise scene. 233 00:10:27,519 --> 00:10:29,358 -Way to think big, Shirl. 234 00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:30,239 -[laughing] 235 00:10:30,239 --> 00:10:32,639 Oh, I am thinking big. 236 00:10:32,639 --> 00:10:37,279 Soon, I'll turn everyone in LA into my followers. 237 00:10:37,279 --> 00:10:39,918 -But how did you brainwash everyone into coming back to 238 00:10:39,918 --> 00:10:40,399 you? 239 00:10:40,878 --> 00:10:41,359 -Good question-- 240 00:10:41,359 --> 00:10:45,647 one you'll be sorry you asked. 241 00:10:45,647 --> 00:10:54,047 [laughing] 242 00:10:54,047 --> 00:10:57,839 Feast your eyes on my chi machine. 243 00:10:57,839 --> 00:11:01,199 By passing through it, my students achieved the same 244 00:11:01,199 --> 00:11:05,087 results as they would have after five years of classes. 245 00:11:05,087 --> 00:11:07,327 -Where was this when I was taking piano lessons? 246 00:11:07,806 --> 00:11:11,167 -In here, my acolytes instantly learn to cultivate 247 00:11:11,167 --> 00:11:14,047 their energy and develop internal power. 248 00:11:14,526 --> 00:11:17,406 Of course, it puts them under my total control. 249 00:11:17,406 --> 00:11:18,687 Strap 'em in! 250 00:11:18,687 --> 00:11:20,127 -(ROBOTICALLY) As you wish. 251 00:11:24,927 --> 00:11:25,887 -Give it up! 252 00:11:25,887 --> 00:11:29,199 This will never work. 253 00:11:29,199 --> 00:11:30,159 -We'll see. 254 00:11:30,159 --> 00:11:31,599 Now come, students. 255 00:11:31,599 --> 00:11:37,007 It's time to meditate before we destroy Kung Fu Fondu. 256 00:11:37,007 --> 00:11:39,407 -If we don't get off this thing, we're going to become 257 00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:40,799 chanting zombies. 258 00:11:40,799 --> 00:11:43,679 -If only the amazing Gladys was here to make us disappear. 259 00:11:43,679 --> 00:11:47,087 -I doubt Gladys can help us, but maybe her gadgets can. 260 00:11:47,087 --> 00:11:50,527 Hot and spicy gum, anyone? 261 00:11:50,527 --> 00:11:51,487 -Ew. 262 00:11:51,487 --> 00:11:54,367 I hope it works better than it tastes. 263 00:11:54,367 --> 00:11:56,207 -I can't believe this might actually come in handy. 264 00:12:00,047 --> 00:12:00,527 -Hey. 265 00:12:00,959 --> 00:12:01,887 It's not that bad. 266 00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:02,719 What? 267 00:12:02,719 --> 00:12:05,918 I like spicy food. 268 00:12:06,399 --> 00:12:07,359 -Whoa. 269 00:12:07,359 --> 00:12:09,567 All of a sudden, I feel like I'm in a sauna. 270 00:12:09,567 --> 00:12:11,487 -Ugh, I know what you mean. 271 00:12:11,967 --> 00:12:12,927 Ah. 272 00:12:12,927 --> 00:12:13,887 I haven't sweat this much since the time you 273 00:12:14,127 --> 00:12:16,478 guys read my diary. 274 00:12:16,478 --> 00:12:17,919 -It's not working on me. 275 00:12:18,398 --> 00:12:23,007 I must have a high tolerance for spicy food. 276 00:12:23,007 --> 00:12:23,487 -Don't worry. 277 00:12:23,967 --> 00:12:24,447 I''ll take care of it. 278 00:12:24,927 --> 00:12:26,367 Ugh! 279 00:12:26,367 --> 00:12:28,127 This won't budge! 280 00:12:28,127 --> 00:12:30,047 -Time for the direct approach. 281 00:12:30,047 --> 00:12:31,007 Ah! 282 00:12:31,007 --> 00:12:33,406 Oh, the direct approach stinks. 283 00:12:33,406 --> 00:12:35,487 I just broke a nail. 284 00:12:35,487 --> 00:12:38,447 -Somebody help me! 285 00:12:38,447 --> 00:12:39,679 -Sammy! 286 00:12:41,567 --> 00:12:42,479 -Sammy! 287 00:12:42,479 --> 00:12:44,959 Sammy, are you OK? 288 00:12:44,959 --> 00:12:47,359 -Instant karma's gonna get you. 289 00:12:47,359 --> 00:12:48,479 [laughing] 290 00:12:48,479 --> 00:12:49,439 -Don't worry, Sam. 291 00:12:49,439 --> 00:12:50,478 We can help you back at WOOHP. 292 00:12:52,879 --> 00:12:53,358 -Help! 293 00:12:53,839 --> 00:12:54,799 Non-believers! 294 00:12:54,799 --> 00:12:56,047 Non-believers! 295 00:13:00,719 --> 00:13:04,078 -These yogis are really stretching my patience. 296 00:13:04,078 --> 00:13:05,038 -Tell me about it. 297 00:13:05,038 --> 00:13:06,398 This isn't getting us anywhere. 298 00:13:06,879 --> 00:13:07,839 -Give it up, girls. 299 00:13:08,318 --> 00:13:09,759 Nothing can stop Power Yoga Chi Kwan Do. 300 00:13:13,759 --> 00:13:17,358 -Actually, you're no match for our pull the rug from under 301 00:13:17,358 --> 00:13:18,767 your feet technique. 302 00:13:28,159 --> 00:13:31,039 -Oh, it's not working. 303 00:13:31,039 --> 00:13:31,999 Come on. 304 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,479 It's time to take matters into our own hands. 305 00:13:39,438 --> 00:13:40,398 -Ah. 306 00:13:40,398 --> 00:13:41,839 Brutal. 307 00:13:41,839 --> 00:13:43,086 It looks like both of us are going to need manicures now. 308 00:13:52,526 --> 00:13:54,927 -Why didn't we take the stairs? 309 00:13:55,327 --> 00:13:56,687 -It looks like Shirley's machine has fixed Sam's 310 00:13:56,687 --> 00:13:58,127 climbing problem. 311 00:13:58,127 --> 00:13:59,087 -Yeah. 312 00:13:59,487 --> 00:14:01,118 She doesn't even need the bungee belt anymore. 313 00:14:07,007 --> 00:14:08,398 -Any reason we're not using it? 314 00:14:11,647 --> 00:14:12,767 -Check you later, Sam. 315 00:14:17,038 --> 00:14:20,639 -It's time to send a 911 call to WOOHP. 316 00:14:23,679 --> 00:14:24,639 -That was quick. 317 00:14:24,639 --> 00:14:26,686 Have they considered delivering pizzas? 318 00:14:37,487 --> 00:14:38,847 -What's happening, ladies? 319 00:14:38,847 --> 00:14:41,247 -We found Shirley, and she's turned Sam and the rest of our 320 00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:43,167 ex-classmates into brainwashed Power 321 00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:44,799 Yoga Chi Kwan Do devotees. 322 00:14:44,799 --> 00:14:47,198 -And they're going to attack Kung Fu Fondu with their major 323 00:14:47,198 --> 00:14:48,158 muscle power-- 324 00:14:48,639 --> 00:14:50,078 as in we're definitely going to be backup. 325 00:14:50,078 --> 00:14:52,958 -I'll disperse every available WOOHP agent to Kung Fu Fondu 326 00:14:53,199 --> 00:14:53,966 immediately. 327 00:15:00,927 --> 00:15:01,887 -Whoa. 328 00:15:01,887 --> 00:15:04,526 This is the swankiest exercise studio I've ever seen. 329 00:15:04,526 --> 00:15:05,007 -Listen. 330 00:15:05,007 --> 00:15:08,718 -[chanting] 331 00:15:08,718 --> 00:15:10,079 -They're coming! 332 00:15:10,079 --> 00:15:11,039 -Brace yourself, agents. 333 00:15:11,039 --> 00:15:12,558 It's time for battle. 334 00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:19,486 -Give it up, Shirl. 335 00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:20,879 We've got you outnumbered. 336 00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:24,719 -Your numbers mean nothing compared to my inner power. 337 00:15:24,719 --> 00:15:28,078 And soon, this whole city will be my own 338 00:15:28,078 --> 00:15:30,398 personal yoga studio. 339 00:15:30,398 --> 00:15:33,438 Yogis attack! 340 00:15:33,438 --> 00:15:34,527 -Charge! 341 00:15:44,606 --> 00:15:47,486 -Sam, I don't want to hurt you. 342 00:15:47,486 --> 00:15:50,958 -Remember to always stretch before exercising. 343 00:15:50,958 --> 00:15:52,447 -Who's next? 344 00:15:56,126 --> 00:15:59,999 -I do apologize in advance. 345 00:15:59,999 --> 00:16:04,799 -By the power of Swami Rama Rama! 346 00:16:04,799 --> 00:16:06,239 Hi-ya! 347 00:16:09,246 --> 00:16:10,206 -Oh, yeah? 348 00:16:10,206 --> 00:16:13,439 Prepare to face the power of Alex. 349 00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:14,766 Hi-ya! 350 00:16:16,478 --> 00:16:18,046 -Check out this fancy footwork. 351 00:16:18,046 --> 00:16:19,006 Ha! 352 00:16:27,519 --> 00:16:28,319 -She's too fast. 353 00:16:30,719 --> 00:16:31,679 -And I fight dirty. 354 00:16:37,487 --> 00:16:40,319 I call this one the unsalted pretzel. 355 00:16:40,319 --> 00:16:42,206 -We must have missed that class. 356 00:16:45,919 --> 00:16:46,846 -We're no match for her. 357 00:16:46,846 --> 00:16:48,287 -You think? 358 00:16:54,719 --> 00:16:57,119 -Sam, don't you remember who I am? 359 00:16:57,119 --> 00:16:58,639 We're on the same team. 360 00:16:58,639 --> 00:17:01,887 -I'm not on any team with you, old man. 361 00:17:01,887 --> 00:17:03,326 -Old man? 362 00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:04,719 I'll show you who's an old man. 363 00:17:08,399 --> 00:17:09,838 -I'm waiting. 364 00:17:09,838 --> 00:17:10,958 Show me your moves. 365 00:17:20,079 --> 00:17:20,927 -Whoa! 366 00:17:24,078 --> 00:17:24,559 Hey! 367 00:17:25,038 --> 00:17:25,918 -I've still got it. 368 00:17:25,918 --> 00:17:27,247 -Ugh. 369 00:17:31,678 --> 00:17:33,567 -A two-for-one special. 370 00:17:33,567 --> 00:17:35,006 -Two for one? 371 00:17:35,006 --> 00:17:38,398 That gives me an idea00 even at the threat of possible 372 00:17:38,398 --> 00:17:39,358 mind-numbing headaches. 373 00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:42,526 -And fashion crimes too numerous to mention. 374 00:17:42,526 --> 00:17:43,967 -I don't know how long this belt works, so 375 00:17:44,398 --> 00:17:45,647 we better move fast. 376 00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:48,527 -Just because you're wearing a black belt doesn't make you 377 00:17:48,527 --> 00:17:50,158 black belts. 378 00:17:50,158 --> 00:17:52,078 -Uh, yes it does. 379 00:17:52,078 --> 00:17:53,327 Hi-ya! 380 00:17:57,919 --> 00:17:59,487 Where did I learn that move? 381 00:17:59,487 --> 00:18:01,407 -I saw it in "Monkey Fist 3." Those monkeys 382 00:18:01,407 --> 00:18:02,686 sure know how to fight. 383 00:18:06,238 --> 00:18:07,198 Whoa. 384 00:18:07,198 --> 00:18:08,639 I didn't think my body could bend like that. 385 00:18:12,126 --> 00:18:13,918 -Who says watching wrestling is a waste of time? 386 00:18:18,927 --> 00:18:22,206 -Let me guess-- that's from the latest "Karate Commando" 387 00:18:22,206 --> 00:18:23,487 video game. 388 00:18:23,487 --> 00:18:24,959 -You got it, spy sister. 389 00:18:28,046 --> 00:18:29,487 -I don't understand. 390 00:18:29,487 --> 00:18:31,038 You two were my worst students. 391 00:18:33,439 --> 00:18:34,878 -We've been practicing. 392 00:18:34,878 --> 00:18:37,598 And now it's time for us to teach you a lesson. 393 00:18:43,487 --> 00:18:43,966 -Uh oh. 394 00:18:44,238 --> 00:18:45,967 My head is starting to pound. 395 00:18:45,967 --> 00:18:46,927 -Mine too. 396 00:18:46,927 --> 00:18:47,999 We'd better wrap this up. 397 00:18:48,478 --> 00:18:50,879 -Get ready, Shirley, cause from now on, the only mantra 398 00:18:50,879 --> 00:18:53,166 you'll be repeating is ouch. 399 00:18:53,647 --> 00:18:56,446 -I have attained absolute power. 400 00:18:56,446 --> 00:18:58,607 I can not be defeated! 401 00:18:58,607 --> 00:19:00,846 -Absolute power, meet my left foot. 402 00:19:04,319 --> 00:19:05,358 -Hi-ya! 403 00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:16,847 -Oh. 404 00:19:16,847 --> 00:19:19,167 -Smile and say [inaudible] bear. 405 00:19:19,167 --> 00:19:20,606 -It looks like she's practicing the 406 00:19:20,606 --> 00:19:21,566 fallen villain pose. 407 00:19:36,558 --> 00:19:37,838 -Good news, girls. 408 00:19:37,838 --> 00:19:40,398 Once the devotees go through the chi machine backwards, 409 00:19:40,398 --> 00:19:43,567 they return to normal with no recollection of what happened. 410 00:19:43,567 --> 00:19:45,678 -Which means Mandy won't remember how she kicked our 411 00:19:45,678 --> 00:19:46,607 butts. 412 00:19:46,607 --> 00:19:48,798 -And Sammy'll soon be back on our side. 413 00:19:52,159 --> 00:19:52,638 -Ah. 414 00:19:53,119 --> 00:19:53,598 What happened? 415 00:19:53,918 --> 00:19:54,766 Everything's a blur. 416 00:19:54,766 --> 00:19:56,207 -We'll fill you in over fondu. 417 00:19:56,207 --> 00:19:57,167 -[gasp] 418 00:19:57,167 --> 00:19:59,406 You got us reservations at Kung Fu Fondu? 419 00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:00,847 Cool. 420 00:20:17,566 --> 00:20:19,966 -It looks like being hypnotized by Shirley did have 421 00:20:19,966 --> 00:20:21,406 one benefit. 422 00:20:21,406 --> 00:20:23,326 -Yeah, Sam looks amazing-- 423 00:20:23,758 --> 00:20:25,007 stealthy, even. 424 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:28,206 -Piece of cake. 425 00:20:28,687 --> 00:20:30,446 I am no DORK. 426 00:20:30,446 --> 00:20:31,886 -Way to go, Sam. 427 00:20:31,886 --> 00:20:34,447 That was the fastest I've ever seen anyone get to the top. 428 00:20:34,447 --> 00:20:37,118 I wish the rest of you could climb as well. 429 00:20:37,118 --> 00:20:40,958 OK, class dismissed. 430 00:20:41,438 --> 00:20:41,918 -Did you hear that? 431 00:20:42,398 --> 00:20:44,318 I'm the best climber in class. 432 00:20:44,798 --> 00:20:45,278 I'm like a spider. 433 00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:46,718 I can climb anything. 434 00:20:46,718 --> 00:20:47,678 Woo! 435 00:20:47,678 --> 00:20:48,638 I am good. 436 00:20:48,638 --> 00:20:50,958 -We're all proud of you, Sam. 437 00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:51,438 -Yeah. 438 00:20:51,438 --> 00:20:52,718 Way to climb. 439 00:20:54,559 --> 00:20:55,727 Bu- I- w- wait a sec. 440 00:20:55,727 --> 00:20:57,647 How do I get down from here? 441 00:20:57,966 --> 00:20:58,286 Help. 442 00:20:58,286 --> 00:21:00,206 You guys? 443 00:21:00,206 --> 00:21:01,166 -Don't worry, Sam. 444 00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:03,086 What goes up must come down. 445 00:21:03,438 --> 00:21:04,798 -Eventually. 446 00:21:04,798 --> 00:21:05,279 -Wait, wait. 447 00:21:05,279 --> 00:21:06,718 We're a team, right? 448 00:21:06,718 --> 00:21:07,678 Come on. 449 00:21:07,678 --> 00:21:09,119 You guys come-- could you at least call the fire 450 00:21:09,119 --> 00:21:10,079 department? 451 00:21:10,079 --> 00:21:11,039 Could get a ladder, anything? 452 00:21:11,518 --> 00:21:12,478 You guys! 453 00:21:15,887 --> 00:21:17,807 -Sure, yoga's good exercise, but there's 454 00:21:17,807 --> 00:21:19,727 more to it than that. 455 00:21:19,727 --> 00:21:22,126 For instance, when things are really crazy with school in 456 00:21:22,126 --> 00:21:25,006 international spying, I can take five minutes to do some 457 00:21:25,006 --> 00:21:29,327 yoga and my problems just disappear. 458 00:21:29,327 --> 00:21:31,726 I'm mean, it's like I've got complete control over 459 00:21:32,207 --> 00:21:32,686 everything. 460 00:21:32,686 --> 00:21:34,127 Like, nothing can stop me. 461 00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:37,967 I can do anything I put my mind to. 462 00:21:37,967 --> 00:21:40,366 Uh, girls, a little help? 463 00:21:40,366 --> 00:21:41,326 Oh. 30729

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