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[beeping]

[theme song]

-Hmm.

-Oh, my!

[tires screeching]

-Hello, Jerry.

Fancy meeting you here.

-Ah!

[giggling]

Hmm--

-Ahhh!

[alarm]

-Rude much!

I mean, what kind of total loser--

-blasts blasts freaky techno music--

-at this hour on a weekend?

It's the house alarm!

There's a breach in the backyard.

-Oh, no fair.

I haven't even showered yet.

-There'll be time for personal grooming later, Right now,

it's spy time.

-Look!

-Take that, intruder!

-And that!

-And one of these!

Hi ya!

-Ahhhh!

Ahhh!

-Uh, girls?

Maybe we should rethink our attack first,

question later approach.

Looks like he's just a pool boy.

And judging by his major freak out, swimming is not exactly

his thing.

-I'm on it!

-Whoa!

He's gorgeous.

-And apparently, he's French.

-Which makes him through twice as gorgeous.

I bet my parents sent him as a gift!

They're in France right now.

-Hi.

I'm appele Alex.

I save-o'ed your life-o?

-Clover.

Si vous plait to meet you, Monsieur Guillaume.

Give

-Give it up, girls.

Your French is tre lame-a.

-Ahhh!

-Give it up?

-Are you kidding?

-I can totally tell he digs me.

-He was talking to me!

-As if!

-Well, I saved him!

-Well, he wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for me!

-Oh!

It's official.

You're both completely insane.

-Whoa!

-Hmm?

[yelling]

-Mmm hmm.

Ah.

[yelling]

-Apologies for summoning you so early, but I have an

exciting announcement to make.

I'm getting married.

-Married!

-Oh, I admit it's quite sudden, but why waste time

when you knot it's meant to be?

Smoochie poo!

[footsteps]

-Myrna Beesbottom!

-Our ex-nanny is "smoochie poo?" OK, obviously this

insanity thing is contagious.

[laughing]

[music playing]

-Oh!

-Ew!

-Hello, girls.

So terribly wonderful to see you again.

-Mmm.

Can you believe I had a tire blow out in the middle of the

desert, then out of nowhere, Myrna was there to save me?

-Um, not exactly my idea of kismet, but then again, I'm

me, and you're you, so, oh, way to go, Jere.

-Yeah, congrats.

-Now the wedding is in a few hours, and I'll need your

assistance.

Alex, you'll be in charge of the invites.

Clover, decorations.

And Sam, the flowers.

-Uh--

-Whoa!

-G.L.A.D.I.S.?

-Here are your wedding essentials.

-This is so exciting.

-Totally!

Like, who better to decorate a wedding than moi?

-Who can time true love, Sam?

Now chop chop!

Clock is ticking.

-OK, hello!

Am I the only one who thinks this whole thing is happening

way to fast?

[yelling]

-How can you two be OK with this?

-It's a bridesmaid's dress.

It's supposed to be ugly.

How else can the bride look good?

-Not the dress, the wedding!

I mean, Jerry hardly knows Myrna, and in case you've

forgotten, she is a mega pain in the butt.

-[sniff]

Which is exactly why they're perfect for each other.

-I know.

[sniff]

I can't believe we didn't think of hooking

these two up sooner.

-Ahhhh!

[wedding music]

-Friends, loved ones, spies.

We are gathered here for the joining of these two agents--

-I think we should get Jerry out of the sun ASAP.

He's all burned.

-I think someone's a little jealous of his happy glow.

-I think both of you should shush so I can hear!

-Do you, Myrna Beesbottom, take Jerry Lewis to be your

lawfully wedded husband?

-I do.

-Ohhh!

-And do you, Jerry Lewis, take Myrna Beesbottom to be your

lawfully wedded wife?

-Do I!

-Ah!

-By the power vested in me, I know pronounce

you husband and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

[wedding music]

[rumbling]

-Yaaaa!

-Jerry!

-Hang on, Jere!

-Don't worry, Jere!

I'm coming!

-Ahhhh!

-I got you, Jere!

-Ahhh!

-Ahhhh!

-Nice catch, Sam!

-Huhhhh!

-You could have been a goner, Jerry.

-Bunny?

-Smoochie poo!

Guess that's what they mean by taking the plunge.

-Come, my little bunny.

The reception is about to start.

-Ahh.

-OK.

Now why would the cliff just suddenly give way?

Ah ha!

I bet this had something to do with it.

-Come on, Sammy.

Let's go.

-Yeah.

You don't want to miss Jere feeding Myrna cake, do you?

-This whole Jerry, Myrna thing is giving me the creeps.

Something is definitely up, and I'm going to figure out

what it is.

-Did you hear that?

He said I have beautiful eyes.

-No he didn't.

He said my smile is fetching.

-Will you two focus?

Not only is it way weird that Myrna showed up out of the

blue, but she didn't even try to save Jerry when he fell.

I mean, she is a former WOOHP agent.

It's like instinct.

-She probably froze in shock.

That happens when someone you love is in danger.

-Think about it.

If Myrna wanted something to happen to Jerry, why would she

have a wedding with a bunch of WOOHP agents?

-Hmm.

Maybe you have a point.

But something still isn't right.

-So talk to Jerry about it.

-Yeah.

Just tell the old guy how you feel.

-You're right.

I'll call him right now.

-Hello, girls.

-Hey, Myrna.

-Where's Jerry?

Why are you answering his phone?

-Bunny is taking the day off to recover from his little

cliff side mishap, so I'm filling in.

With over 30 years of experience,

I'm more than qualified.

-Right.

Well, just tell him I called.

Ah!

Myrna filling in for Jerry.

That's it!

I'm going to his house right now.

-His house?

How totally intrusive!

Count me in.

-Have fun.

I'll be right here if you need me.

-On second thought, I'd better stay here.

Catch you later, Sammy.

-Ohh!

-Wow.

It's like I don't know at all, Jere.

-Hey, what's this?

I knew it!

Something is way wrong.

[gasp]

-I can't be in the right place.

-Smoochie poo?

-Ahhh!

Jerry!

What happened to you?

-Hmm.

-Um--

-Hmm.

-Oh, my Myrna.

I miss her so.

She's in my heart, she's in my soul.

She's in my--

[ding]

-Muffins!

I'm baking little, heart-shaped muffins to match

her sweetness.

-Have you lost your mind?

-The only thing I've lost is my heart.

To Myrna!

I even wrote a song about her.

[singing]

My, my Myrna--

-You are in big time trouble, Jerry!

There's got to be something that's making you act this

way.

-Oh, yes.

Once a man has a wedding ring, it changes his life, you know.

-That's it!

The ring!

It must be controlling you.

-Isn't it beautiful?

Just like my Myrna.

-Jerry, look!

The diamond!

It's pumping some sort of ooze into you.

-Hands off, missy!

-Smoochie poo!

-Gee.

Where's your newlywed glow, Myrna?

-It's time for our honeymoon at Niagara Falls.

Now be a good bunny and go wait in the van.

-OK, my lovely.

Whatever you say.

-I don't know what you're up to, lady, but I won't let you

poison Jerry's mind any more!

Hah!

-Do you really think WOOHP would have assigned me as your

nanny if they thought you could defeat me?

[laughing]

Hi ya!

-Honeymoon's over, Myrna!

And so are you!

-Guess again, dearie.

-OK!

What's with the throwing stars?

What are you, some kind of ninjaette?

-As a matter of fact, I am.

Ya ya ya ya ya!

-And in my discipline, I also learned of an ancient Japanese

herbal love potion.

-So that's what's in Jerry's ring!

-Pretty clever, huh?

Which is why I deserve to run WOOHP, not that ninny, Jerry.

And as you've seen, he's in no condition to stop me.

-But I am!

Uh!

Well, not this second, but just wait till I get out of

this mess!

-You can try to your little heart's content, but thanks to

Jerry's generosity, WOOHP becomes mine!

[laughing]

-Another ancient Japanese herbal concoction.

Enjoy.

-Not good!

-Uh--

uhh!

-Ah!

-Ow!

Ow, ow!

Hot!

-Of course!

I'll sizzle my way out of this mess!

-Ah!

That was fun.

But not as fun as ruining Myrna's plans will be.

-All right, Jere.

I know you bring your work with you.

-Uh--

hmm.

Hah!

Bingo.

-Huh?

Our JAFS?

Oh!

Jet Amphibious Flight Suit.

Awesome!

-Hmm.

Not bad.

Oh, Jerry!

Married one day, and suddenly you can't

pick up after yourself.

[gasp]

Inflatable.

Finally a purpose for the beret.

-Uh, ville vous au comainare moi to the la cinema?

-Pardon?

-What she means is, uh, vous se a moi go to the

restauranto por some--

food?

Grab chow?

-Clover, Alex!

Hurry!

Myrna is an evil ninja who's trying to get rid of Jerry so

she can run WOOHP!

Look familiar?

This was in Jerry's tire.

It's the same as the one I found at the cliff side.

And the ones Myrna threw at me!

-So I see.

Sorry, Guillaume.

We have [inaudible]

adieu.

-Au reservoir!

How do you say we're off to save our boss from his evil

ninja bride in French?

-Oh, this is incredibly romantic, my sweet.

Not to mention invigorating.

-It's about to get even more exciting, my little bunny.

-You got that right!

-You!

I should have known to get rid of you when I was your nanny!

-You're little game is over Myrna.

Get your claws off our Jerry!

-Gladly.

-Woo hoooo!

Jerry!

-Hoooooooo!

-You two go after him.

I'll go after Myrna!

-Smoochie poooo!

[laughing]

Yee haa!

-Uh--

[laughing]

-Huh?

Ahh!

-Ha hooo!

-He's slipping!

-Clover!

-Yaaaa!

-I'm fine.

Get Jere!

-He's falling too fast!

I can't reach him!

-But your inflatable beret can!

Viva la France!

-Woo hoooo!

Canon ball!

-How can two people make romance look so awful?

-Yaa!

-Apparently Jere's not much of a swimmer.

-Way cool!

We can totally breath and talk under water.

-Yeah, but can we find Jere?

-Ah.

Waaa!

Ohh!

-Jere!

-Maybe I should become a professional life guard.

This is my second save this week.

-You can't stop me!

You don't have what it takes!

-After those hideous bridesmaid's dresses?

Please!

Someone's going to pay, and I think it's you!

-No!

-Yahh!

No, my wedding ring!

-Hmm?

Oh, my.

Did I-- was I--

oh, my.

-Hi yaaa!

-Aaaah!

Advantage, ninja!

-Advantage, really annoyed spy who hates people

who play her friends!

-Uhhh!

Guh!

-Smoochie poo.

-Bunny?

You have to help me.

-Oh, I'll help you out, all right.

-No!

I--

uh, oh.

Oh!

Look how wonderful I am.

I'm irresistible!

Fantastic!

And so clever, too.

-Freaky.

She's totally worshipping herself, even more than she

normally does.

-Oh--

[laughing]

Oh--

oh, doo doo doo.

[laughing]

-Come on, Jerry.

We need to know who Guillaume digs once and for all, and

your Francaise is tre fantastico.

-Girls, I'm really not in the mood to translate love poems.

-You owe us, Jere.

We save you from a life of misery.

[laughing]

-Where's Guillaume?

Sammy, what did you do with him?

[laughing]

[laughing]

-The nerve!

After everything we've been through?

The days together, exchanging heartfelt words, Guillaume

likes Mandy?

-Did he just tell her she had beautiful eyes?

That two-timer!

-[laughing]

Not to worry, girls.

Judging by what Guillaume is saying, he doesn't like Mandy.

All he cares about is linings, filters, and skimming.

-Really!

That's all he's talking about?

The pool?

-Really.

-Poor Mandy.

If only she knew she was making a fool of herself.

-Yeah!

Like, hello!

Anyone can tell if a guy likes them or not.

I mean, puh-lease!

-Perhaps I was foolish in believing Myrna was my soul

mate, but love is unpredictable.

Not as unpredictable as Myrna, apparently, who turned out to

be evil, but--

oh!

Phew!

As much as my heart aches, and as much as I regret that the

woman I loved cared only for herself, I do not regret that

I took a chance on love.

Yes.