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[theme song]
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[surfers laughing]
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-Suh-weet!
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-Tuh-otally!
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-Dude, that is the gnarliest
[? wave ?]
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we're getting all day.
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Better book back to shore.
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[thunderclap]
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SURFER (OFFSCREEN): Not sweet!
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Totally sour!
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The shore's, like,
slipping away!
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[screams]
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[school bell ringing]
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-What's up with the line?
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-Ooh!
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Maybe it's a casting
call for a cool new
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teen talent TV show!
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This could be my lucky break.
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-Something tells me that
whatever it is--
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CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Next!
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-Clover is behind it.
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-Just so you understand, I'm
looking for someone who
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understands my needs without
understanding
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what those needs are.
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Understood?
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-I--
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I think so.
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-You think?
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Sorry.
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Not looking for thinkers.
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Looking for doers.
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Next!
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You guys want to apply to be
my personal assistant?
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-Since when do you need
a personal assistant?
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-Someone has to array my
disarrayed schedule of school
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work, shopping, and
hottie sharking.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I've
got a lineup of freshman girls
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to interview.
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Next!
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-[grunt]
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-Your search is over!
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I--
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-Way too pushy.
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Next.
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Now Terra, is it?
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Here's the 411.
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The job pays approximately
nothing, but you will earn
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priceless life experience and
valuable fashion tips.
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-That sounds great, but I'm sure
you don't want someone
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why like me.
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After all, you are the prettiest
and most popular
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girl in school.
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CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Ooh!
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Hired!
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-In ancient Greek civilization,
slaves tended to
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their masters not only as
domestic servants, but as
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agricultural workers, mine
workers, as it were, et
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cetera, et cetera.
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-Note takers.
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-Hmm.
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Not bad, but next time, please
dot my eyes with a heart.
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I love that hoodie.
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And that belly shirt
is the cutest ever!
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And could those cargos
be any cooler?
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Time to try them on.
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Ooh!
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Ugh.
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OK, eew.
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Ugh.
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[gasp]
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Whoa!
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I didn't tell Terra
to do that.
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-Wow, what's wrong, Clover?
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Has your go-getter gotten
up and left?
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-No.
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I'm just going over the stuff
Terra wrote in my diary.
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-She's writing your diary?
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Could you be any lazier?
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-Hold that thought.
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Uh, memo to Terra.
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If this working out for me is
going to work out for me, I'm
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going to need to
see some sweat.
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Thanks, hon.
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-Anything you say, Clover.
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-Don't you think you're taking
advantage of that poor girl?
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-Terra's loving her new gig.
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She's been looking for a
mentor just like me.
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-Was that mentor or tormentor?
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-Speaking of tormenting, get
ready to land on your--
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pillow?
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[uncertain noises]
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CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): A
cushioned WOOHPing?
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-New age music, dim lighting,
and incense?
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OK, Jerry, what is up?
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-What's up?
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My energy lines, which have
been able to flow with my
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inner chi, all thanks
to feng shui.
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-Huh?
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-Fang who?
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-Feng shui.
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It's a means of arranging
an environment to
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enhance well being.
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-Come on, Jer.
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FS is so 2002.
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-Correction--
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3002, which is how long feng
shui has been practiced.
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-Girls, meet my feng shui
guru, Yin Yang.
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-Your skepticism is
understandable.
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Even Jerry was doubtful
at first.
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Then I showed him how to achieve
balance in both his
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life and the WOOHP
work environment.
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-OK, silk bathrobes and
ponytails for men?
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-According to feng shui,
everything is alive.
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People, buildings, that desk,
even your clothes.
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-Aah!
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My skirt's alive?
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-Yin Yang means everything
around us has
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a life force energy.
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This is why I've changed myself
and my office to keep
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this energy fresh and alive.
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-Ha ha.
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Of course, the most important
thing that needs
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changing is the world.
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-Um, Jerry, before we change
the world, don't you have a
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save-the-world type
mission for us?
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-For now, your mission
is to mellow out,
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just like GLADIS has.
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Inner-childlike expandable teddy
bear, life force magnet
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necklace, and a holistic
healing bracelet.
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use them with love.
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-You call those weapons?
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-No.
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I call them instruments
of life preservation.
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[beeping]
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[gasps]
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-Um, speaking of life
preservation, I think there
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might be a major earthquake
somewhere.
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Your seismograph's
out of control!
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-Merely a part of the earth's
natural harmony, right Jerry?
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-Right.
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Now girls, go and illuminate
your path to self discovery.
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ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Uh--
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-This new shiny, happy Jer
is totally creepy.
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-Yeah, and that seismic
situation needs some
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investigating.
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Let's roll!
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[helicopter noises]
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-Alex, this is so not the
time for dirty looks.
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Hello, flying.
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-I'm sorry.
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It's just that I'm so used to
seeing Terra doing your dirty
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work.
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-She's got dirtier work--
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my laundry.
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-Guys, focus.
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The X-Powder has tracked the
seismic center off the coast
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of New Zealand, where
land meets water.
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-OK, that's freaky.
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Whoever's guarding the coast
is not doing their job.
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-What are you talking about?
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-I'm talking about
the coastline.
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It's supposed to be like, right
here, but it's so not.
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[sheep baaing]
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-Whoa!
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-That's cause it's floating in
the middle of the ocean!
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-That's not cool.
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We better call Jerry.
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-Feng shui seminar in session.
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Peace be with you.
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-Looks like we're on our own.
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-Wait!
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Shouldn't we change into
something more undercover
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safari chic?
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-Uh.
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-Cool!
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[rumbling]
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-Please tell me that's
somebody's stomach.
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-Aah!
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[screaming]
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-Hang on!
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-You think?
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-Clover!
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-Oh, nice grab, Clover!
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-Almost there!
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If only this earth will--
(SHOUTING) help!
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-This human chain
is gonna break.
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I need something sturdier!
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-How about that metal
cable thingy?
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-Metal cable thingy?
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How'd that get there?
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-Who cares?
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Just grab it!
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-OK.
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But how are we going
to reach the cable?
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-The-- the life force
magnet necklace!
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Maybe it'll attract the metal,
but I kind of need my other
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hand.
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-So do we!
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-We don't have a choice.
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Clover, give it a shot.
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Alex, jump!
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-Magnetism rules!
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Jump back on, guys.
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-Sure it's gonna hold us?
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-Kinda.
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-Good enough!
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[shouting]
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-That earth-crumpling thing is
so going to hurt tourism
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around here.
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Of course, they do
have cable TV.
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Whoa!
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(SCREAMING) Whoa!
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-Clover!
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-An uninhabited island with
underground cables?
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Somebody put it there for a
reason, but who, and why?
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-No time to wait for the
mystery cable guy!
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[gasps]
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-On a Richter scale of
1 to 10, I'd rate
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that island an 11.
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-Uh, what island?
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[screaming]
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-I can't believe we flew all the
way around the world and
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all we brought back was
this piece of cable.
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-Maybe it's more than that.
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I'll try and trace the origins
with the X-Powder.
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-Works for me.
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All I want to do is crash
on the couch.
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OK, who moved our couch?
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[gasps]
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-I'm thinking it's the same
person who moved all our other
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stuff.
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-Terra!
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-Oh, hello Clover,
Clover's friends.
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-Clover's friends are about
to be your worst enemy.
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-What did you do with
all our furniture?
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-I didn't do anything in here.
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But I did reorganize your entire
closet by size, color,
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and seasonal appropriateness.
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-Uh, wait a sec.
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Is that my sundress?
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-Don't be silly.
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Why would I wear your dress
when I could wear my own?
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I bought all the same
outfits you have.
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And makeup, and hair
products, and--
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-Enough ands.
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-OK.
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I've just got one last thing
to take care of.
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-Clover, your personal
assistant's
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getting way too personal.
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It's super creepy.
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-Almost as super creepy as
someone moving our furniture.
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I'm calling Jerry.
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-Hello.
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Are we celebrating the rebirth
of our personal space?
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Yin Yang and I decided to
harmonize your living area.
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-Uh, Jer?
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Are you OK?
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-I am at one with the Earth.
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-Yeah, about the Earth.
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We checked out the weird
seismic activity.
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-Sorry, but I'm due to have
my chakras aligned.
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-Forget his chakras.
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How about aligning his brain?
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-It's the cable analysis.
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Says here, it's made of
interwoven steel, with a high
268
00:11:54,527 --> 00:11:56,607
content of soy extract.
269
00:11:56,607 --> 00:11:58,527
How weird is that?
270
00:11:58,527 --> 00:12:00,606
-Not as weird as that.
271
00:12:00,606 --> 00:12:01,487
-Aah!
272
00:12:01,487 --> 00:12:03,567
-You like my hair?
273
00:12:03,567 --> 00:12:05,006
-You mean my hair?
274
00:12:05,006 --> 00:12:05,918
Uh, look, Terra.
275
00:12:06,399 --> 00:12:07,838
Why don't you take the rest
of the day off, OK?
276
00:12:08,319 --> 00:12:08,798
-Cool.
277
00:12:08,798 --> 00:12:10,206
See ya.
278
00:12:10,206 --> 00:12:11,678
-And so want to be ya.
279
00:12:11,678 --> 00:12:14,079
-I wanted someone to
help me, not be me.
280
00:12:14,079 --> 00:12:15,039
What am I going to do?
281
00:12:15,039 --> 00:12:16,607
-We're going to go back
to the South Pacific.
282
00:12:16,607 --> 00:12:19,006
Turns out there's been a mega
large shipment of that metal
283
00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:21,407
cable material sent to
an uncharted island.
284
00:12:26,927 --> 00:12:29,327
-No sign of an uncharted
island yet!
285
00:12:29,327 --> 00:12:30,767
-Keep your eyes open.
286
00:12:30,767 --> 00:12:33,967
We should be getting close.
287
00:12:33,967 --> 00:12:34,959
Look out!
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00:12:34,959 --> 00:12:39,487
[screaming]
289
00:12:39,487 --> 00:12:40,447
-I think we found it.
290
00:12:40,447 --> 00:12:41,886
-The ground seems stable here.
291
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:44,287
In fact, this place is
really peaceful.
292
00:12:48,127 --> 00:12:49,518
-Peaceful, but not natural.
293
00:12:49,518 --> 00:12:53,807
Kind of like that tropical
island restaurant in the mall.
294
00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:56,446
Huh?
295
00:12:56,446 --> 00:12:57,887
Huh?
296
00:13:10,559 --> 00:13:11,839
-Love the robe look.
297
00:13:12,319 --> 00:13:14,239
It says, I'm relaxed
and casual.
298
00:13:14,719 --> 00:13:16,207
I'm free to--
299
00:13:16,207 --> 00:13:17,358
run!
300
00:13:23,247 --> 00:13:23,726
-Phew!
301
00:13:23,726 --> 00:13:25,167
I reek like lavender.
302
00:13:25,167 --> 00:13:27,087
-Maybe your stench
will stop them.
303
00:13:27,087 --> 00:13:28,047
-No time to find out.
304
00:13:28,287 --> 00:13:30,127
Let's go!
305
00:13:30,127 --> 00:13:31,567
-Easy for you to say.
306
00:13:31,567 --> 00:13:32,687
I'm stuck!
307
00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:33,647
-We all are.
308
00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:36,047
I think it's quicksand!
309
00:13:36,047 --> 00:13:37,007
-Duh!
310
00:13:37,007 --> 00:13:41,759
[sounds of struggle]
311
00:13:41,759 --> 00:13:43,838
[screaming]
312
00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:51,487
-Ugh.
313
00:13:51,487 --> 00:13:52,847
-Where are we?
314
00:13:55,727 --> 00:13:59,679
-You are at my feng shui island
retreat headquarters.
315
00:13:59,679 --> 00:14:01,199
-Yin Yang!
316
00:14:01,199 --> 00:14:03,598
-Please tell me this is
some freaky feng shui
317
00:14:03,598 --> 00:14:04,479
not-so-practical joke.
318
00:14:04,958 --> 00:14:07,359
-Bringing about world
peace is no joke.
319
00:14:07,359 --> 00:14:09,599
-How is making the blood rush
to our heads going to bring
320
00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:11,039
about world peace?
321
00:14:11,039 --> 00:14:14,399
-Without your interference,
I'll to complete the
322
00:14:14,399 --> 00:14:18,239
installation of cables in land
masses all over the world.
323
00:14:18,239 --> 00:14:19,199
Heh heh.
324
00:14:19,679 --> 00:14:22,846
Think of it as a continental
shift in consciousness.
325
00:14:22,846 --> 00:14:25,166
-So that's why you became
Jerry's guru?
326
00:14:25,166 --> 00:14:26,126
-Yes.
327
00:14:26,607 --> 00:14:29,487
By controlling Jerry's mind,
the WOOHP organization--
328
00:14:29,487 --> 00:14:31,407
present company included--
329
00:14:31,407 --> 00:14:34,607
nothing will stop my
new world design.
330
00:14:35,087 --> 00:14:36,607
[evil laughter]
331
00:14:36,607 --> 00:14:38,046
-But rearranging the continents
332
00:14:38,527 --> 00:14:39,647
will destroy the planet!
333
00:14:39,647 --> 00:14:40,607
-You worry too much.
334
00:14:41,086 --> 00:14:45,167
A soak in a pool of my mellowing
tea will remove your
335
00:14:45,167 --> 00:14:48,558
fears of my new natural
world order.
336
00:14:48,558 --> 00:14:51,646
-I gotta admit, for an evil
world wrecker, Yin Yang is
337
00:14:51,646 --> 00:14:52,606
pretty nice.
338
00:14:52,606 --> 00:14:54,399
Uh.
339
00:14:54,399 --> 00:14:56,319
CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Eew!
340
00:14:56,319 --> 00:14:58,479
[screams]
341
00:14:58,479 --> 00:15:01,727
-Yeah, nice enough to drop
us into boiling water.
342
00:15:01,727 --> 00:15:04,847
[evil laughter]
343
00:15:07,358 --> 00:15:09,759
-This feng shui stuff
is so not fun!
344
00:15:10,238 --> 00:15:13,599
My inner chi is about to be
scalded by steaming chi!
345
00:15:13,599 --> 00:15:16,479
-And those new weapons
happy-go-GLADIS gave us aren't
346
00:15:16,479 --> 00:15:17,726
going to help!
347
00:15:19,646 --> 00:15:21,599
-Farewell, useless bear!
348
00:15:25,487 --> 00:15:26,447
-Whoa!
349
00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:28,239
More like useful,
expandable bear!
350
00:15:28,686 --> 00:15:29,167
-Yeah!
351
00:15:29,167 --> 00:15:30,606
We're saved!
352
00:15:30,606 --> 00:15:32,318
Teatime is so over.
353
00:15:36,527 --> 00:15:38,927
-We've go to find Yin Yang
before he has his feng shui
354
00:15:39,407 --> 00:15:40,479
with the world!
355
00:15:44,446 --> 00:15:45,679
CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Whoa!
356
00:15:59,806 --> 00:16:03,359
If that's nature, I'll keep my
distance, thank you very much.
357
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:23,966
[inaudible]
358
00:16:29,166 --> 00:16:31,086
-Let's see how my worldwide
359
00:16:31,086 --> 00:16:33,518
humanitarian efforts are faring.
360
00:16:36,398 --> 00:16:40,478
[evil chuckle]
361
00:16:40,478 --> 00:16:43,358
Seeing the Earth move
really moves me.
362
00:16:47,119 --> 00:16:49,039
They're still floating around!
363
00:16:49,039 --> 00:16:51,839
Well, it's time to drown
their sorrows.
364
00:16:59,838 --> 00:17:03,118
[screaming]
365
00:17:03,118 --> 00:17:06,479
[evil laughter]
366
00:17:52,286 --> 00:17:54,206
-OK, I didn't see that coming.
367
00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:54,687
-Neither did Yin Yang.
368
00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:57,119
How did he do that?
369
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,518
-My superior level of
consciousness has
370
00:17:59,518 --> 00:18:01,886
given me a third eye.
371
00:18:01,886 --> 00:18:04,287
A camera eye.
372
00:18:04,287 --> 00:18:07,567
This camera feeds a signal into
my specially designed
373
00:18:07,567 --> 00:18:10,559
contact lens, allowing
me see all.
374
00:18:10,559 --> 00:18:13,918
-Three against one, we could
beat him with our eyes closed.
375
00:18:13,918 --> 00:18:15,918
Or his eyes closed.
376
00:18:15,918 --> 00:18:17,119
Hi-yah!
377
00:18:24,078 --> 00:18:30,207
[million-dollar man noise]
378
00:18:44,847 --> 00:18:47,039
-My eye sees all!
379
00:18:54,047 --> 00:18:55,278
Huh?
380
00:18:57,439 --> 00:18:57,918
-Aah!
381
00:18:58,399 --> 00:18:59,438
-Oh no-- more nature.
382
00:19:02,287 --> 00:19:03,886
[screaming]
383
00:19:16,287 --> 00:19:18,159
-We've got to get him
out of there.
384
00:19:23,199 --> 00:19:26,639
[gasp]
385
00:19:27,118 --> 00:19:27,599
-Uh oh.
386
00:19:28,078 --> 00:19:29,038
I didn't see that coming.
387
00:19:38,798 --> 00:19:41,358
-First I let you into WOOHP
Headquarters, and then you
388
00:19:41,358 --> 00:19:42,798
hypnotize me with
that third eye.
389
00:19:47,359 --> 00:19:48,798
How could I be so
irresponsible?
390
00:19:48,798 --> 00:19:53,119
-Ah, it's nice to have the
old, uptight Jerry back.
391
00:19:53,119 --> 00:19:54,718
-Nice job, spies.
392
00:19:54,718 --> 00:19:57,519
You'll be happy to know that
WOOHP agents are returning the
393
00:19:57,519 --> 00:20:00,399
land masses to their
rightful place.
394
00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:01,838
-Oh well.
395
00:20:01,838 --> 00:20:03,279
There goes that walk to Paris
for a quick shop.
396
00:20:06,638 --> 00:20:08,558
-So is today the day your
personal assistant gets the
397
00:20:09,039 --> 00:20:09,999
boot?
398
00:20:09,999 --> 00:20:11,919
-I think I'm going to take Terra
under my wing and teach
399
00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:14,799
her that the key to popularity
is to be your own person.
400
00:20:14,799 --> 00:20:17,566
-Speaking of popularity,
who's in the middle of
401
00:20:17,566 --> 00:20:18,526
that mass of people?
402
00:20:20,926 --> 00:20:24,847
-So I'm all like totally, and
she's all like, whatever.
403
00:20:24,847 --> 00:20:27,646
-(LAUGHING) You're the
coolest, Terra.
404
00:20:27,646 --> 00:20:29,566
-Of course she's the coolest.
405
00:20:29,566 --> 00:20:30,526
She's me!
406
00:20:30,526 --> 00:20:31,966
Next thing you know, she'll
be hiring her
407
00:20:32,238 --> 00:20:33,439
own personal assistant.
408
00:20:33,439 --> 00:20:34,399
-Sorry, people.
409
00:20:34,878 --> 00:20:36,798
I've got personal assistants
to interview.
410
00:20:36,798 --> 00:20:38,239
-No you don't!
411
00:20:38,718 --> 00:20:41,998
If you want to stay on top, I am
the only VIP cool enough to
412
00:20:41,998 --> 00:20:43,518
be your PA.
413
00:20:43,518 --> 00:20:46,398
Anybody wants to talk to Terra
talks to me first!
414
00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:49,199
Line up!
415
00:20:49,438 --> 00:20:53,278
-Aww, Clover, nobody can ever
be a better Clover than you.
416
00:20:53,278 --> 00:20:54,238
-Yeah.
417
00:20:54,719 --> 00:20:57,118
You'll always be the
coolest BF ever.
418
00:20:57,118 --> 00:20:58,559
-Thanks, guys.
419
00:20:58,559 --> 00:21:00,958
Besides, with Mandy helping
her, Terra's 15 minutes of
420
00:21:01,439 --> 00:21:02,878
popularity is so over.
421
00:21:07,006 --> 00:21:09,167
[terra crying]
422
00:21:09,167 --> 00:21:10,606
[laughing]
423
00:21:17,838 --> 00:21:20,718
-Yin Yang might be a master
whacko, but feng shui is
424
00:21:20,718 --> 00:21:22,638
totally good for absolute calm.
425
00:21:23,118 --> 00:21:24,078
And hello.
426
00:21:24,558 --> 00:21:26,478
When your gig is being an
international super spy, a
427
00:21:26,478 --> 00:21:30,318
little bit of relaxation
can go a long way.
428
00:21:30,318 --> 00:21:33,198
Hey, I can hear you in
my closet, Alex!
429
00:21:33,198 --> 00:21:34,638
Hands off the new platforms!
430
00:21:34,638 --> 00:21:37,998
ALEX (OFFSCREEN): I
was just looking!
431
00:21:37,998 --> 00:21:40,878
-Total relaxation.
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