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[theme music]
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FAN (OFFSCREEN): Gisella,
we love you!
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We love everything you do!
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-I love you, too, darlings,
every single one of you.
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Driver, there's something
wrong with the car!
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Help!
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-Oh, I'll help you, Gisella.
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Right after you answer a
few simple questions.
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[school bell ringing]
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-Here it is, girls!
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The premier issue
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of "Yes Way!" -Wow!
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A full-length, on-the-record
interview
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with supermodel Gisella!
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Hope it's juicy.
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-She says the secret to her
long, lean figure is that she
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only eats long, skinny foods,
like licorice and spaghetti.
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-Hmm.
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Maybe I should've gotten
an ice cream bar
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instead of a dish.
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-See?
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Information you can
really use.
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That's what I call investigative
journalism.
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-Isn't it time you traded
in all that bogus gossip
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for the real kind?
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Say hello to Reality or Risky,
the hot new game where you
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have to reveal your deepest
secrets or face a challenge!
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-Reality or risk?
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Story to burst your bubblehead,
Mandy, but truth
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or dare has been around
for ages.
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-Excuse me, were you
not listening?
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This game is not
truth or dare.
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It comes from France and it
has a fancy carrying case.
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Now, who wants to go first?
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-(SIGHING) Forget it, Mandy.
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We're not interested in
your stupid game.
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MANDY (OFFSCREEN): Of
course you are.
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And the first player is--
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Clover.
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Reality or risky?
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-Reality.
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-How many boys have you
kissed this week?
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-Um, five?
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No, no, no, wait, six.
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What?
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-Sam is next.
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Reality or risk?
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-Reality.
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-Ooh!
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What is the name of the first
boy you ever kissed?
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-Lloyd Bradley.
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Sixth grade.
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Our braces got stuck together.
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-(SNORTING) Charming.
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OK, one more spin.
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Alex, reality or risky?
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-Reality.
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-Ooh!
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What is the name of you
are very best friend?
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-Clover and Sam, duh.
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[buzzer]
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-You have to choose one.
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-No I don't.
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I like them both the same.
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-If you refuse to answer
the reality, then you
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have to take the risk.
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-Fine.
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I'll take the risk, then.
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-Good!
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Then risk losing a friend by
telling the name of your very
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best one.
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-Forget it!
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I'm not going to choose between
Sam and Clover just
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because of your stupid game.
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-Wow, she's really angry.
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Must have something to hide.
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SAM: Alex, wait!
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-Hey, is anybody going to
finish this ice cream?
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-Alex, calm down.
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We would never let anything
Mandy says come between us.
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-Yeah, Alex.
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You know we'll always stick
together, no matter--
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-Sorry for the interruption,
ladies.
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However, knowing your
overdeveloped tendencies
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towards celebrity worship, I
don't think you'll mind.
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-Hey, that's Jackson John's
private glass jet?
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-Jackson John?
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As in the slightly kooky,
totally reclusive pop singer?
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-He's not kooky!
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He's the best.
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Music really speaks to me.
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-You and a bunch
of old people.
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I mean, hello, over
the hill much?
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-Spies, please.
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The artistic merits of Mr.
John's music are none of
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WOOHP's concern.
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His attempted abduction,
however, is.
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It appears Mr. John was
attacked by a man
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impersonating his pilot.
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Likely, he showed some moxie
and was able to escape.
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-Who would try such a
weird kidnapping?
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-I don't know.
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And neither does Jackson John,
which is why he's hired you to
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find out.
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-You mean, we're going
to JJ Land Ranch?
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-Yes.
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-Awesome!
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-I thought you said he
was for old people.
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-I thought you said
he was kooky.
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-Now your gadgets.
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GLADIS?
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GLADIS: Today, you'll be
receiving titanium drill heel
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boots, net-throwing, extendable
road mascara, and
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the always fashionable earring
communicators, now with faux
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sapphire bauble.
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-Just one more thing, spies.
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If it's not too much trouble,
would you mind asking Jackson
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John for his autograph for me?
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My--
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my--
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my niece?
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-Sure thing, Jer.
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-Very good then.
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Off you go.
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-Hey Alex, you know when
I said Jackson John was
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a little bit kooky?
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You know that that was no
reflection on you, right?
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Because best friends can have
differences of opinion on
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stuff like that.
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-Um, sure Sam.
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-Hey, Alex.
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You know I wasn't suggesting you
were out of touch when I
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said Jackson John was for
old people, right?
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I mean, just because we're best
friends doesn't mean we
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have to agree all the time.
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-OK, Clover.
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-Hey, what are you guys
talking about?
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-Nothing.
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Just a private conversation
between two best friends.
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-Really?
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Then don't you think the best
friend should be included?
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-Hey, look!
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An elephant!
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-Nice try, Alex.
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-No, really, look!
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An elephant and an emu
and some monkeys!
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It's the JJ Land Zoo!
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-Hey!
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Somebody's shooting at us!
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Look out!
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-Quick!
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Get on the ground
and take cover!
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-Hey, those aren't explosions.
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They're fireworks.
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-It's a regular Tuesday
afternoon event, actually.
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You three must be the
agents from WOOHP.
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I'm Jackson John.
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-Mr. John, I can't believe
we're really meeting you!
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-Call me JJ.
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-Like we couldn't tell.
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Though it's usually
the bad guys who
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have the crazy costumes.
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That was quick thinking
the other day, JJ.
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You had a narrow escape.
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-Yeah, it was close.
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I nearly had my privacy
invaded.
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I'm sure whoever it was
will try again.
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-Don't worry, JJ.
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We'll take it from here.
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We'll start by searching every
inch of the ranch to
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make sure it's safe.
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-Shouldn't one of
us stay with JJ?
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What if someone tries
to take him while
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none of us is around?
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-Here, take this earring.
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It's really a communicator, and
you can call us if you're
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in trouble.
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-Brilliant!
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I'll be in my aromatherapy
chamber.
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Make yourselves at home.
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-OK, spies.
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If this bad guy is still on the
ranch, we may as well try
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to lure him out disguised
as Jackson John.
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-Think these disguises will get
the bad guys' attention?
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-I think they'd get anybody's
attention.
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Come on.
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-Everything at the amusement
park is, um, normal, I guess.
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What about you, Clover?
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-Other than the fact that
there's a monkey on my
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shoulder, everything's peachy.
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Alex?
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-All quiet at the JJ
Land Train Station.
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Maybe I'll take a ride, you
know, to look for signs of
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trouble around the estate.
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Ah!
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Ugh!
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Uh oh.
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Clover, Sam, I just found
some trouble.
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-Hang on, Alex!
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We're on our way!
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MALE VOICE (OFFSCREEN): Good
afternoon, Mr. John.
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Now let's try this
again, shall we?
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Now Mr. John, how much plastic
surgery have you had?
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-None.
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I like myself the way I am.
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MALE VOICE (OFFSCREEN): Odd.
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And how much did you spend
on apparel last week?
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-Let's see.
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I bought a really cute skirt and
a new pair of Mary Janes.
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About $80.
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MALE VOICE (OFFSCREEN):
(GASPING) You're not Jackson
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John!
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-No, I'm Alex, a WOOHP agent,
and two more of us are coming
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to catch you!
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[train horn]
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-He's moving too fast
for us to jump on.
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-We've got to try.
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That creep is kidnapping Alex!
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Sam!
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Use your bungee belt!
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[screaming]
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-Help me!
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-Ugh, that guy is in for
a major butt-kicking!
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And he better not hurt Alex
or he's really in trouble.
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-Huh?
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Hey, look at this.
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YW?
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Shouldn't the uniforms at JJ
Land have a JJ on them?
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-Sam, that is the
"Yes Way" logo!
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Let's see what WOOHP knows
about this rag.
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-Hello, spies.
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How goes the mission?
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Mr. John still safe?
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-He's find, Jer, but Alex
has just been kidnapped!
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We think the bad guy
is connected
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to "Yes Way" magazine.
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-"Yes Way." Hmm, let's see.
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Ah, yes, here we are.
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Cyril Hearsay, a former
celebrity bodyguard, used his
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connections to open his own
magazine with headquarters
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right in Beverly Hills.
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-Then I guess I know where
we need to go.
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-I'll send you the
WOOHP chopper.
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-Hi-yah!
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Wow.
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Looks like somebody stopped
the presses.
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-Hey, here's something weird.
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Doesn't look like printing
equipment.
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It looks like a chemistry set.
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-I think I found the formula
for whatever's in those
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beakers, Clover.
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It's some kind of truth serum.
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-So that's how "Yes Way"'s
been getting all the good
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celeb dirt.
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Cyril just kidnaps them and uses
this truth serum to make
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them spill their guts!
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-If only he had some kind of
record of where he might be
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holding Alex.
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Hmm.
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-Alex!
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-Are you OK, Alex?
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I'm perfectly fine, except that
Cyril gave me a blast of
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his truth serum, so I have
to tell the truth.
264
00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:00,367
-Oh, you do, do you?
265
00:12:00,367 --> 00:12:02,767
Maybe you could tell us the
name of your oldest and
266
00:12:02,767 --> 00:12:04,207
dearest friend.
267
00:12:04,207 --> 00:12:05,167
-Sure.
268
00:12:05,167 --> 00:12:07,087
That would be Ollie.
269
00:12:07,567 --> 00:12:10,079
-Another shocking true
story uncovered
270
00:12:10,079 --> 00:12:11,807
at "Yes Way" magazine.
271
00:12:11,807 --> 00:12:12,767
-Cyril Hearsay!
272
00:12:13,246 --> 00:12:14,399
-In the flesh.
273
00:12:14,399 --> 00:12:16,319
-Your gossip-mongering days
are over, Hearsay.
274
00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:19,406
You will never use your truth
serum on anyone again.
275
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:20,799
-Yeah!
276
00:12:20,799 --> 00:12:22,238
From now on, celebrity gossip
will be about rumors and
277
00:12:22,238 --> 00:12:24,479
innuendo, just like
it should be!
278
00:12:24,479 --> 00:12:27,199
-And just how are you ladies
going to stop me?
279
00:12:27,199 --> 00:12:29,599
-Well, they'll probably catch
you in their mascara
280
00:12:29,599 --> 00:12:31,999
net-launchers, break me out of
here with their drill heel
281
00:12:31,999 --> 00:12:34,687
boots, and then call for WOOHP
backup with their X-Powder.
282
00:12:35,039 --> 00:12:37,119
-(GASPING) Alex!
283
00:12:37,119 --> 00:12:38,558
-Sorry, guys.
284
00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:42,398
-Let me tell you about the
magazine business, ladies.
285
00:12:42,398 --> 00:12:44,318
It all starts with newsprint.
286
00:12:49,518 --> 00:12:51,167
Then you add some ink.
287
00:12:55,919 --> 00:12:58,927
And finally, there's
the shrink wrap.
288
00:12:58,927 --> 00:12:59,887
There.
289
00:12:59,887 --> 00:13:01,407
All ready for delivery.
290
00:13:01,407 --> 00:13:03,807
-You'd better quit before you
do something you regret,
291
00:13:03,807 --> 00:13:04,287
Cyril.
292
00:13:04,767 --> 00:13:05,247
-Regret?
293
00:13:05,247 --> 00:13:06,607
I don't think so.
294
00:13:06,607 --> 00:13:09,007
In fact, now that I've met
Alex, I can eliminate the
295
00:13:09,487 --> 00:13:11,167
competition by more
direct means.
296
00:13:11,167 --> 00:13:12,799
-What are you talking about?
297
00:13:12,799 --> 00:13:16,367
-I'll just use her and all her
secrets to infiltrate WOOHP,
298
00:13:16,367 --> 00:13:19,919
then launch their weapons
against the other tabloids.
299
00:13:19,919 --> 00:13:20,879
-As if!
300
00:13:20,879 --> 00:13:22,799
Alex will never tell you
any WOOHP secrets.
301
00:13:23,278 --> 00:13:24,238
-Yes I will.
302
00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:26,927
I'm under the influence of the
truth serum, remember?
303
00:13:26,927 --> 00:13:28,319
-You see?
304
00:13:28,319 --> 00:13:32,479
Alex is my new best friend.
305
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,879
-But Cyril, you're not
my best friend.
306
00:13:34,879 --> 00:13:36,239
You're more of an
enemy, really.
307
00:13:36,239 --> 00:13:38,159
[cyril laughing]
308
00:13:41,166 --> 00:13:42,447
-Whoa!
309
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:43,727
Hey!
310
00:13:47,007 --> 00:13:48,399
We're almost there.
311
00:13:48,399 --> 00:13:52,367
Quick roll backwards!
312
00:13:52,367 --> 00:13:54,287
-Can't roll any further!
313
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:57,247
Cyril's stupid magazines
are in the way.
314
00:13:57,247 --> 00:14:00,718
-We can't keep this
up forever!
315
00:14:00,718 --> 00:14:02,159
-Wow!
316
00:14:02,159 --> 00:14:04,639
Our lives are like, hanging
by a thread-- literally.
317
00:14:04,639 --> 00:14:05,599
-Clover!
318
00:14:05,599 --> 00:14:07,039
Can you toss that bundle
over your head?
319
00:14:07,039 --> 00:14:10,447
If we can get it into the press
before us, it might jam.
320
00:14:10,447 --> 00:14:11,759
-I'll try.
321
00:14:25,166 --> 00:14:25,647
-Wow!
322
00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:28,046
That was unbelievably lucky.
323
00:14:28,046 --> 00:14:29,006
-Lucky?
324
00:14:29,006 --> 00:14:31,326
I think I need a pedicure.
325
00:14:31,326 --> 00:14:34,206
-Alex and Cyril probably
took the WOOHP chopper.
326
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,126
And without our X-Powders,
we can't contact Jerry.
327
00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:38,206
-Why don't we just call
him on the phone?
328
00:14:38,206 --> 00:14:39,647
-Great idea, Clover!
329
00:14:39,647 --> 00:14:42,527
Um, what is WOOHP's phone
number, anyway?
330
00:14:42,527 --> 00:14:43,839
-Uh, no clue.
331
00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:46,719
If only we knew somebody with an
earring communicator and a
332
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,599
private jet.
333
00:14:49,599 --> 00:14:50,559
-Jackson John!
334
00:15:00,207 --> 00:15:02,127
-This is the WOOHP
Command Center?
335
00:15:02,606 --> 00:15:03,087
-Uh huh.
336
00:15:03,566 --> 00:15:04,638
We just have to get
past security.
337
00:15:10,638 --> 00:15:11,598
Let's go!
338
00:15:11,598 --> 00:15:13,999
[cyril chuckling]
339
00:15:17,087 --> 00:15:18,447
-Excellent work, Alex.
340
00:15:18,926 --> 00:15:21,327
Now how do I access WOOHP's
heavy weapons?
341
00:15:21,327 --> 00:15:23,486
-I don't have the
foggiest idea!
342
00:15:23,486 --> 00:15:26,366
-Alex you're still under the
influence of my serum.
343
00:15:26,366 --> 00:15:28,286
You have to tell the truth.
344
00:15:28,286 --> 00:15:29,807
-She is telling the truth.
345
00:15:29,807 --> 00:15:31,727
WOOHP agents don't know
everything about WOOHP
346
00:15:31,727 --> 00:15:34,319
operations, but I do.
347
00:15:34,319 --> 00:15:37,359
-Jerry, am I glad to see you--
348
00:15:37,359 --> 00:15:38,526
really!
349
00:15:41,807 --> 00:15:43,247
-This is so embarrassing.
350
00:15:43,247 --> 00:15:46,766
WOOHP agents getting our gadgets
taken away and having
351
00:15:46,766 --> 00:15:48,686
to call a pop singer
for a ride.
352
00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:51,566
-On the other hand, we are
riding in Jackson John's
353
00:15:51,566 --> 00:15:52,478
private glass jet.
354
00:15:52,478 --> 00:15:54,879
-Aw, man, this old beater?
355
00:15:54,879 --> 00:15:57,807
I'm trading it in for the luxury
version next week.
356
00:16:03,519 --> 00:16:04,479
-Hi-yah!
357
00:16:04,479 --> 00:16:06,399
-Hey, Jerry, nice move.
358
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:07,519
-How do I defeat him?
359
00:16:07,519 --> 00:16:08,479
-Dunno.
360
00:16:08,958 --> 00:16:09,999
I didn't even know he could
fight like that.
361
00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:15,278
-Yah!
362
00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:16,719
ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Wow!
363
00:16:16,719 --> 00:16:19,599
-There's quite a lot you spies
don't know about me.
364
00:16:19,599 --> 00:16:22,846
-Jerry, look out!
365
00:16:22,846 --> 00:16:28,446
[laughing]
366
00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:31,038
[laughing]
367
00:16:34,847 --> 00:16:36,719
-Now, Jerry, is it?
368
00:16:36,719 --> 00:16:40,159
Perhaps you'd be so kind as to
tell me about the latest in
369
00:16:40,159 --> 00:16:40,638
WOOHP weaponry.
370
00:16:41,119 --> 00:16:42,079
-Certainly.
371
00:16:42,079 --> 00:16:43,327
Press the blue button
on the console.
372
00:16:48,878 --> 00:16:49,886
This is the Paparazzo.
373
00:16:49,886 --> 00:16:51,758
Press the green button
on the side, please.
374
00:16:55,086 --> 00:16:57,006
-It sounds like it's charging.
375
00:16:57,006 --> 00:16:58,447
-It is.
376
00:16:58,447 --> 00:16:59,886
Pressing the green button a
second time will trigger a
377
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:02,127
flash of light that will
stun any opponent.
378
00:17:02,127 --> 00:17:05,886
-You expect me to wipe out the
competition with this toy?
379
00:17:05,886 --> 00:17:06,846
-Well, of course not.
380
00:17:06,846 --> 00:17:08,287
That's the tabletop version.
381
00:17:08,287 --> 00:17:12,206
Press the red button, please.
382
00:17:12,206 --> 00:17:15,086
This is the full-sized version
of the Paparazzo, with a 50
383
00:17:15,086 --> 00:17:17,006
megawatt adjustable flash.
384
00:17:17,006 --> 00:17:19,646
At full power, it can
permanently blind anyone in a
385
00:17:19,646 --> 00:17:21,006
five block radius.
386
00:17:21,006 --> 00:17:21,966
-It is!
387
00:17:22,447 --> 00:17:23,407
It's perfect!
388
00:17:23,407 --> 00:17:26,127
My rivals can't put out a
paper if they can't see.
389
00:17:26,127 --> 00:17:27,566
-Simply type in the
coordinates of the
390
00:17:27,566 --> 00:17:29,119
target and hit Enter.
391
00:17:29,119 --> 00:17:31,118
A countdown will let you know
when the charges are ready.
392
00:17:34,719 --> 00:17:36,558
[cyril laughing]
393
00:17:36,558 --> 00:17:37,999
-Stop the presses, Cyril.
394
00:17:37,999 --> 00:17:39,919
We've got a late-breaking
story for you.
395
00:17:39,919 --> 00:17:40,879
-Yeah.
396
00:17:40,879 --> 00:17:42,959
Bad guy gets butt-kicked.
397
00:17:42,959 --> 00:17:43,919
-Really?
398
00:17:44,398 --> 00:17:47,278
That sounds like a rumor, unless
you can back it up with
399
00:17:47,278 --> 00:17:48,527
some facts.
400
00:17:55,039 --> 00:17:57,438
-Sam, use that gadget
on the console.
401
00:17:57,438 --> 00:18:00,366
Tell Clover to close her eyes,
then press the green button.
402
00:18:00,366 --> 00:18:02,319
-OK.
403
00:18:02,798 --> 00:18:05,087
-Sam, a little help here?
404
00:18:05,087 --> 00:18:05,966
-Clover!
405
00:18:05,966 --> 00:18:06,767
Close your eyes!
406
00:18:09,806 --> 00:18:10,766
-Nice gadget.
407
00:18:10,766 --> 00:18:12,319
Does it take pictures
or something?
408
00:18:12,798 --> 00:18:14,239
-No, it stuns people.
409
00:18:14,239 --> 00:18:16,638
And the giant version is about
to blind a whole building full
410
00:18:17,119 --> 00:18:18,798
of people unless you stop it!
411
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:20,239
-You can't stop it.
412
00:18:20,239 --> 00:18:23,118
Once the Paparazzo is charged,
it has to be released.
413
00:18:23,118 --> 00:18:25,038
I suggest you divert the weapon
from its target to
414
00:18:25,038 --> 00:18:27,486
somewhere where it can't
do any harm.
415
00:18:27,486 --> 00:18:28,926
-I can't divert it.
416
00:18:28,926 --> 00:18:31,727
The target is locked in!
417
00:18:31,727 --> 00:18:34,078
And we'll never reach the
Paparazzo in time!
418
00:18:34,078 --> 00:18:35,038
-Yes we will!
419
00:18:35,519 --> 00:18:36,958
And we'll divert the flash.
420
00:18:36,958 --> 00:18:37,839
Hello, Jackson?
421
00:18:52,287 --> 00:18:53,726
Better let me take over, JJ.
422
00:18:53,726 --> 00:18:56,127
This is going to take
some perfect timing.
423
00:18:56,127 --> 00:18:58,078
Sam, give me a countdown.
424
00:18:58,078 --> 00:18:59,038
-Right.
425
00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:00,446
Six.
426
00:19:00,446 --> 00:19:01,406
Five.
427
00:19:01,887 --> 00:19:03,166
Four.
428
00:19:03,166 --> 00:19:04,607
Three.
429
00:19:04,607 --> 00:19:05,998
Two.
430
00:19:05,998 --> 00:19:07,006
One!
431
00:19:20,366 --> 00:19:21,246
-Uh.
432
00:19:28,926 --> 00:19:30,366
-Well done, spies.
433
00:19:30,846 --> 00:19:33,806
That was the third or fourth
best job you've ever done.
434
00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:35,439
-What's that supposed to mean?
435
00:19:35,439 --> 00:19:38,798
-He must be under the influence
of the truth serum.
436
00:19:38,798 --> 00:19:41,647
Hey, maybe we should play
reality or risk with Jerry
437
00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:43,086
while we've got the chance?
438
00:19:43,086 --> 00:19:46,366
-He did say that there was a lot
we didn't know about him.
439
00:19:46,366 --> 00:19:47,807
-What do you say, Jer,
now that you
440
00:19:48,206 --> 00:19:49,598
have to tell the truth?
441
00:19:49,598 --> 00:19:51,278
Even you can't counteract the
truth serum, can you?
442
00:19:51,759 --> 00:19:54,158
-No, Clover, I have to
tell the truth until
443
00:19:54,158 --> 00:19:55,599
the serum wears off.
444
00:19:55,599 --> 00:19:57,359
But a good spy knows how to
avoid an interrogation.
445
00:20:01,038 --> 00:20:01,998
-What?
446
00:20:01,998 --> 00:20:03,438
That's-- that's just cheating?
447
00:20:11,007 --> 00:20:11,486
[ahem]
448
00:20:11,486 --> 00:20:13,806
-Hey, guys. whatcha doing?
449
00:20:13,806 --> 00:20:14,766
-Oh, nothing.
450
00:20:14,766 --> 00:20:18,239
Just doing a little light
reading with my best friend.
451
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:19,678
-Yeah, about that.
452
00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:22,079
You guys asked me the name of
my oldest and dearest friend
453
00:20:22,558 --> 00:20:25,438
while I was on the truth serum,
so I had to say Ollie.
454
00:20:25,919 --> 00:20:28,158
I guess it's time I
introduced you.
455
00:20:28,158 --> 00:20:30,398
SAM AND CLOVER (OFFSCREEN):
Uh.
456
00:20:30,398 --> 00:20:32,366
-I've had him since I was two.
457
00:20:32,366 --> 00:20:34,638
I can tell him anything.
458
00:20:34,638 --> 00:20:37,998
But you two are my best friends,
and honest, I'd never
459
00:20:38,318 --> 00:20:41,727
choose between you.
460
00:20:41,727 --> 00:20:44,126
-Oh, Alex!
461
00:20:44,126 --> 00:20:46,046
The same goes for me!
462
00:20:46,046 --> 00:20:50,126
-Yeah, you really are
my best friend!
463
00:20:50,126 --> 00:20:50,606
-What?
464
00:20:51,086 --> 00:20:52,526
What do you mean, your
best friend?
465
00:20:52,526 --> 00:20:53,966
-She's my best friend.
466
00:20:53,966 --> 00:20:54,926
-Are you out of your mind?
467
00:20:55,406 --> 00:20:56,766
She's obviously my
best friend.
468
00:20:57,246 --> 00:20:58,686
-I don't think so.
469
00:20:58,686 --> 00:20:59,166
-I do.
470
00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:00,126
-Nuh-uh.
471
00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:00,927
She is my best friend.
472
00:21:01,279 --> 00:21:01,758
-No, mine!
473
00:21:01,758 --> 00:21:02,239
-Hello?
474
00:21:02,239 --> 00:21:03,678
Are you-- you're crazy.
475
00:21:03,678 --> 00:21:05,119
-I am not crazy!
476
00:21:05,119 --> 00:21:06,079
You're the one who said crazy,
so you're the crazy one.
477
00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:07,039
-Who wants to have
a crazy friend?
478
00:21:07,278 --> 00:21:08,078
I'm not crazy.
479
00:21:08,078 --> 00:21:08,559
She's my best friend.
480
00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:09,038
-No, she's mine.
481
00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:09,998
-Loser.
482
00:21:09,998 --> 00:21:10,479
-Come on, Ollie.
483
00:21:10,479 --> 00:21:12,047
Let's get a soda.
484
00:21:15,198 --> 00:21:16,158
I'm totally honest.
485
00:21:16,639 --> 00:21:18,078
I mean, mostly.
486
00:21:18,078 --> 00:21:20,958
Well, I thought I was until
the truth serum hit me.
487
00:21:20,958 --> 00:21:23,838
But since then, the truth
just spills right out!
488
00:21:23,838 --> 00:21:25,279
Did you know that when I
was in the fifth grade,
489
00:21:25,279 --> 00:21:26,239
there was this guy?
490
00:21:26,239 --> 00:21:27,678
And I had a total
crush on him.
491
00:21:27,678 --> 00:21:29,598
OK, but he wasn't just
some guy, he
492
00:21:30,079 --> 00:21:31,999
was Clover's boyfriend!
493
00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:33,919
I know it was wrong, but
I totally dug him.
494
00:21:33,919 --> 00:21:36,318
And it's not like I stole
him from her!
495
00:21:36,318 --> 00:21:37,759
But I tried.
496
00:21:37,759 --> 00:21:39,679
I even dressed like her
so he'd like me!
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