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[theme music]
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[music playing]
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[door opens and shuts]
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[music playing]
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-I thought today would
never end.
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Well, all that matters
is I'm home now.
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[machinery whirring]
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[sighs]
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-And we have the whole
night together.
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[music playing]
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[snoring]
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ALL: Oh!
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-What's happening?
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- I think we're being invaded.
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-Ah!
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ALL: Uh!
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-Not unless our invaders are
evil party planners.
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-We're from Bling
Jet Enterprises.
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Which one of you is Clover?
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-I am!
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I am!
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I'm Clover!
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-Congratulations, Clover.
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You've been selected to fly on
the maiden voyage of Bling
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Jet, a brand new, super chic,
super fast airliner.
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-No way!
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You mean I won?
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-Um hmm.
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Bling Jet will transport you and
a gaggle of international
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mega-celebrities from L A to
Paris in the blink of an eye.
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-Sam, Alex, did you hear that?
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I'm going to Paris with a
gaggle of international
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mega-celebrities.
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-Yeah, we heard.
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We're standing right here.
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-Ah!
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I am so excited.
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I don't even care that my
hair is a ratted mess.
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Soon I'll be hobnobbing
with my peeps, baby.
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-Right.
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Since when is Clover an
international mega-celebrity?
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-What's with the tude, girls?
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Aren't you happy for me?
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-Of course we're
happy for you.
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We're just a little bummed
that we didn't win.
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-Sorry, but you've got to be
entered in Bling Jet's super
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fabulous contest to win.
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-Oh!
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We did enter Bling Jet's
super fabulous contest.
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Clover mailed our entries.
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Right, Clover?
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-Uh, ha, ha, ha, ha.
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Oopsy.
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My bad.
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ALL: Clover!
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-How could you do that?
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-Were you trying to sabotage
our chances to win?
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-Of course not.
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I was just so excited.
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I wanted to make super sure my
entry got there, so I used
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extra stamps.
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Ha, ha.
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And there were none left
to mail yours.
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BOTH: Oh.
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BLING JET FLIGHT REPRESENTATIVE
(OFFSCREEN):
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Congrats again.
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See you this afternoon.
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[sounds of struggling]
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-It's OK, Clover.
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We'll just take this
off your hands.
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-Yeah.
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The guilt must be killing you.
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-No, it's not.
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Hands off my ticket.
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You heard the stewardess.
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[all screaming]
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-It's mine!
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Give it back!
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[all screaming]
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-Then we'll draw straws
to see who gets to go.
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-What part of, congratulations,
Clover.
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You're the winner, didn't
you understand?
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-The part where you forgot
to mail our entries.
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-Speaking of winners, you've
been chosen out of thousands
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of WOOHP agents to serve as
human test subjects in our
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latest battery of
gadget tests.
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Isn't that exciting?
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-Forget it, Jerry.
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-Yeah.
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You can just find someone else
to be your gadget testing
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Guinea pigs.
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-I was trying to make
it sound exciting.
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But since that didn't
work, your
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participation is mandatory.
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-Sorry.
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No can do.
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I've been chosen to
ride of the maiden
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voyage of Bling Jet.
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Ha, ha.
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Obviously, my social standing is
more important than testing
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WOOHP gadgets.
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-Oh, Clover.
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I'm so excited for you.
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Though I must admit to being
a little jealous
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that I didn't win.
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-W--w--w-- wait.
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You entered the Bling
Jet contest?
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-Well, of course.
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Bling Jet is a technological
marvel.
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The dawn of a new error
in air travel.
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And not to mention, I used to be
quite the international jet
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setter in my youth.
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[giggling]
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-Guess it'll just be the two of
you for the gadget testing.
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BOTH: But-- but--
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-Thanks, Jer.
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You're the best.
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Whoa!
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JERRY (OFFSCREEN): Bon
voyage, Clover.
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[crowd yelling and screaming]
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-Free trip.
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Celebs galore.
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Hello.
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Could it possibly get any
better than this?
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-Bling Jet also has a nightclub,
five star French
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restaurant, fully equipped spa,
and error-proof landing
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system, complete with
spinning rims.
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Can I show you to your seat?
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-Uh huh.
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-Here we are.
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Five
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D. -[gasp].
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You mean I'm sitting
next to hip hop
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sensation Triple Threat?
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Oh!
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Dan, Stan, and the Man.
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You guys are only like the
hottest triplets in
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pre-packaged music.
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-(SINGING) Yo.
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-(SINGING) Yo.
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-(SINGING) Yo.
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-Oh!
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Wait until Sam and
Alex see this.
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Meeting Triple Treat will so
make up for forgetting to mail
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their entries.
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-So, what do you girls think
of WOOHP's fire ants hot
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pants, hmm?
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BOTH: Ow!
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Ow!
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Ow!
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-A big, fat four thumbs down.
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-Please make the burning stop.
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Ow!
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-Hello?
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-Hey, Sam.
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Hey, Alex.
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I just thought you might
like to say hi to--
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[gasp]
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--Triple Threat!
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Ah!
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Ha, ha, ha, ha.
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-(SINGING) What's up?
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-(SINGING) What's up?
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-(SINGING) What's up?
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-Clover!
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What, are you trying
to rub your good
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fortune in our faces?
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-Because now is really
not the best time.
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Ow!
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Out!
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-Please turn off all the
electronic devices, and
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prepare for departure.
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-Um, how do I buckle
myself in?
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-Hmm.
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-Oh!
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Cool.
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Thanks, Dan.
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[screaming]
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-Oh.
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FLIGHT ATTENDANT: We've reached
cruising altitude.
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You are now free to move about
the cabin, and enjoy Bling
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Jet's fabulous amenities.
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-Oh.
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-Nature calls, my peeps.
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-[gasp]
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Well, I guess it's
just you and me.
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Double threat.
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What are we waiting for?
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[SOUND OF SUCKING
THROUGH STRAW]
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[music playing]
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-Ah!
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-Mmm.
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-Uh, haven't seen the
man in a while.
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-He's probably in
the steam room.
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Dry plane air is murder
on the follicles.
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-Oh!
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Tell me about it.
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I'm deep conditioning
the minute we land.
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Wait.
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This says we've already
passed Paris.
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That makes no sense.
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[gasp]
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Wow.
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That was super psychic.
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-What can I do for you, miss?
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-Well, I think your GPS
system is broken.
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It says we've already
passed Paris.
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-That's really more of a
question for the captain.
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Please, follow me.
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Captain Hayes, this is
Clover, winner of
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the Bling Jet contest.
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She has a question she'd
like to ask.
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-Our motto at Bling Jet
is service with a
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million dollar smile.
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What can I do for you?
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-I was just wondering why your
on-board computer says we've
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already passed grand Paris.
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-Because we have.
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The flight was going so well,
we figured, why end it now?
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[chuckle]
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In fact, we're never
going to land.
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-[gulp]
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-I'm going to fly the friendly
skies with my new celebrity
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friends forever and ever.
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-[gasp]
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But I don't understand.
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Don't planes need fuel?
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-Not Bling Jet.
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It's hydro-powered, collecting
condensation from the clouds.
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-Then the International Airport
Authority dudes will
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stop you.
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-Bling Jet travels faster than
the speed of sound, so it's
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virtually undetectable
by radar.
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-If you think the celebrities
will go along with this, then
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you're-- you're--
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-What?
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Crazy?
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With all the fabulous amenities
on Bling Jet, the
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celebrities would have to be
crazy to want to leave.
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-Uh, demented much.
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There's no way you're going
to get away with this.
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[sounds of struggle]
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-Hey!
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You're pretty strong for
an overly coiffed,
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glorified air waitress.
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[sounds of struggle]
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-Not to mention heavy.
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Wait!
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Where did he go?
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Uh!
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Uh!
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Uh!
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-There's no point in
trying to escape.
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Those are diamond
coated doors.
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Nothing goes in or our
unless I say so.
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-Uh!
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Ow!
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Uh!
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-Now please, take your seat,
and prepare for departure.
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[laughs]
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CLOVER: Uh!
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Oh!
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-Yours, that is.
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-Do the words, as if, mean
anything to you?
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Huh?
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Oh!
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Whoa.
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So that's why you're kidnapping
celebrities?
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You have one majorly
severe case of CWS.
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-CWS?
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-Duh!
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Celebrity worship syndrome.
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-And soon you'll have one
major case of altitude
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00:10:10,927 --> 00:10:13,327
sickness, when my flight
attendant throws
275
00:10:13,327 --> 00:10:14,287
you from the plane.
276
00:10:14,767 --> 00:10:15,887
Get her!
277
00:10:15,887 --> 00:10:17,199
-OK.
278
00:10:17,199 --> 00:10:19,806
Um, I hate to be redundant,
but it's so
279
00:10:19,806 --> 00:10:20,447
not going to happen.
280
00:10:20,447 --> 00:10:25,039
[sounds of struggle]
281
00:10:25,039 --> 00:10:25,518
-Ah!
282
00:10:25,518 --> 00:10:25,999
OK!
283
00:10:25,999 --> 00:10:27,438
Mega freaky?
284
00:10:27,438 --> 00:10:29,358
-Oh, did I forget to
mention my flight
285
00:10:29,358 --> 00:10:31,199
attendants are robots?
286
00:10:31,199 --> 00:10:38,046
[sounds of struggle]
287
00:10:38,046 --> 00:10:41,199
-Did I forget to mention I'm
an international spy?
288
00:10:41,199 --> 00:10:44,079
-You can run, Clover,
but you can't hide.
289
00:10:44,559 --> 00:10:45,039
-Oh, yeah?
290
00:10:45,039 --> 00:10:46,686
Just watch me.
291
00:10:46,686 --> 00:10:47,999
Uh!
292
00:10:48,479 --> 00:10:49,199
Uh!
293
00:10:54,559 --> 00:10:56,479
I need some super spy backup.
294
00:10:56,479 --> 00:10:57,919
Time for another call
to Sam and Alex.
295
00:10:58,399 --> 00:11:00,319
[groan offscreen]
296
00:11:00,799 --> 00:11:00,799
-[gasp]
297
00:11:01,279 --> 00:11:01,919
He--he-- hello?
298
00:11:02,399 --> 00:11:03,807
[groan from under sink]
299
00:11:04,239 --> 00:11:05,199
-Huh?
300
00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:08,799
[groan]
301
00:11:08,799 --> 00:11:09,726
-The Man!
302
00:11:09,726 --> 00:11:10,686
What have they done to you?
303
00:11:10,686 --> 00:11:11,598
Oh, don't worry.
304
00:11:11,598 --> 00:11:12,799
I'm getting help.
305
00:11:12,799 --> 00:11:15,119
-[muffled words]
306
00:11:15,119 --> 00:11:18,079
-The quick stash moustache is
designed to hide whatever you
307
00:11:18,079 --> 00:11:19,519
need while on assignment.
308
00:11:19,519 --> 00:11:20,799
No matter the size.
309
00:11:20,799 --> 00:11:21,279
Go ahead.
310
00:11:21,759 --> 00:11:22,959
Give it a try.
311
00:11:27,759 --> 00:11:30,479
BOTH: Whoa!
312
00:11:30,479 --> 00:11:30,959
-Oh.
313
00:11:30,959 --> 00:11:31,439
-Oh, yeah Jer.
314
00:11:31,919 --> 00:11:33,359
This is foolproof.
315
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:34,799
No one will ever suspect we've
got anything hidden in here.
316
00:11:34,799 --> 00:11:36,719
-Plus we're not males,
so why exactly
317
00:11:36,719 --> 00:11:38,478
are we wearing mustaches?
318
00:11:38,478 --> 00:11:39,438
[telephone rings]
319
00:11:39,438 --> 00:11:41,807
-Allow me.
320
00:11:41,807 --> 00:11:43,247
ALL: Clover.
321
00:11:43,247 --> 00:11:45,647
-If you called to brag about
your fabulous trip, Clover,
322
00:11:45,647 --> 00:11:46,718
you can just forget it.
323
00:11:46,718 --> 00:11:48,159
-This isn't a courtesy call.
324
00:11:48,159 --> 00:11:50,287
I'm in some major high
altitude trouble.
325
00:11:50,767 --> 00:11:51,647
-What's wrong?
326
00:11:51,647 --> 00:11:54,047
-Captain Hayes is a
celeb-napper, with no plans to
327
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,487
land Bling Jet ever.
328
00:11:55,487 --> 00:11:57,407
And if we don't go along with
his plan, he's going to put us
329
00:11:57,887 --> 00:11:58,638
in a creepy dungeon thingy.
330
00:11:59,087 --> 00:11:59,999
ALL: [gasp]
331
00:11:59,999 --> 00:12:03,839
-Com out, come out,
wherever you are.
332
00:12:03,839 --> 00:12:05,279
[scream]
333
00:12:05,279 --> 00:12:06,239
-Ooh.
334
00:12:06,239 --> 00:12:08,559
Alex, Sam, hurry?
335
00:12:08,559 --> 00:12:09,999
-Hang in there, Clover.
336
00:12:10,287 --> 00:12:11,087
We're on our way.
337
00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:11,999
Yee-yee-yee.
338
00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:11,999
Oh.
339
00:12:12,479 --> 00:12:12,847
Ow.
340
00:12:15,679 --> 00:12:17,599
-Those haven't been
tested, yet.
341
00:12:17,599 --> 00:12:18,127
GLADIS!
342
00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:19,087
-No, Jer.
343
00:12:19,087 --> 00:12:20,527
There's no time for GLADIS.
344
00:12:20,527 --> 00:12:23,646
Besides, what better way to test
them than in the field?
345
00:12:23,646 --> 00:12:24,127
-You're right.
346
00:12:24,606 --> 00:12:25,566
Good luck, girls.
347
00:12:27,919 --> 00:12:29,358
BOTH: Whoa!
348
00:12:29,358 --> 00:12:31,278
Whoa!
349
00:12:31,278 --> 00:12:32,238
Whoa!
350
00:12:32,238 --> 00:12:33,198
Whoa!
351
00:12:33,198 --> 00:12:34,158
Whoa!
352
00:12:34,158 --> 00:12:35,118
-These nuclear-powered
propeller caps
353
00:12:35,118 --> 00:12:36,559
are making me dizzy.
354
00:12:36,559 --> 00:12:41,567
-Oh, if I wasn't so scared, this
might actually be fun.
355
00:12:41,567 --> 00:12:44,207
Except for the part where
we look like geeks.
356
00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:45,087
[gasp]
357
00:12:45,567 --> 00:12:45,567
Oh, no!
358
00:12:46,047 --> 00:12:47,007
-What?
359
00:12:47,007 --> 00:12:48,319
-I think I'm running
out of juice.
360
00:12:48,319 --> 00:12:49,118
[scream]
361
00:12:49,118 --> 00:12:50,078
-Hang on, Alex.
362
00:12:50,078 --> 00:12:51,519
I'm coming.
363
00:12:51,519 --> 00:12:52,958
If only I could figure out how
to control this thing.
364
00:12:56,207 --> 00:12:56,639
[scream]
365
00:12:56,639 --> 00:12:57,039
-Gotcha!
366
00:12:57,519 --> 00:12:58,479
-Thanks, Sam.
367
00:12:58,479 --> 00:13:00,399
I had visions of being
a spy pancake.
368
00:13:00,399 --> 00:13:01,359
-We'd better hurry.
369
00:13:01,839 --> 00:13:03,166
Who knows how much juice
that I've got left.
370
00:13:06,207 --> 00:13:07,647
-How are we going
to get inside?
371
00:13:08,127 --> 00:13:11,167
If we open the door, it could
depressurize the entire cabin.
372
00:13:11,167 --> 00:13:12,606
-We could go in through there.
373
00:13:12,606 --> 00:13:14,047
-Whoa!
374
00:13:14,047 --> 00:13:15,327
Isn't that the toilet exhaust?
375
00:13:15,327 --> 00:13:16,767
-Desperate times call for
desperate measures.
376
00:13:16,767 --> 00:13:19,167
Which bring us to experimental
gadget number two.
377
00:13:19,167 --> 00:13:19,919
-Uh--
378
00:13:19,919 --> 00:13:21,406
-A metal mashing boxing glove.
379
00:13:21,406 --> 00:13:22,847
Ah-yah!
380
00:13:29,727 --> 00:13:30,687
-Cool, and gross.
381
00:13:30,687 --> 00:13:33,007
I can't believe we just crawled
382
00:13:33,007 --> 00:13:34,446
through the toilet exhaust.
383
00:13:34,927 --> 00:13:36,847
-At least it's self-cleaning.
384
00:13:36,847 --> 00:13:37,326
-Ah!
385
00:13:37,326 --> 00:13:37,599
Sam!
386
00:13:37,887 --> 00:13:38,367
Alex!
387
00:13:38,367 --> 00:13:39,327
I knew you'd come.
388
00:13:39,807 --> 00:13:41,247
I'd totally hug you,
but-- you know.
389
00:13:41,247 --> 00:13:45,006
ALL: [groans]
390
00:13:45,487 --> 00:13:45,999
-Get me out of here.
391
00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:52,399
ALL: [groans and screams]
392
00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:53,359
-Clover, one.
393
00:13:53,359 --> 00:13:56,718
Freaky robots, none.
394
00:13:56,718 --> 00:13:57,486
-Batter up!
395
00:13:57,807 --> 00:14:07,086
[sounds of fighting]
396
00:14:07,086 --> 00:14:08,046
-Great work, spies.
397
00:14:08,046 --> 00:14:13,246
Now, grab their tacky uniforms
and follow me.
398
00:14:13,246 --> 00:14:14,206
[SOUNDS OF HIGH HEELS
CLICKING]
399
00:14:22,398 --> 00:14:23,999
-Did you eliminate the girl?
400
00:14:23,999 --> 00:14:26,207
-If by the girl, you
mean Clover?
401
00:14:26,207 --> 00:14:28,127
Then no, because I'm standing
right here.
402
00:14:28,127 --> 00:14:32,446
-I'd love to stay and chat,
but I really have to jet.
403
00:14:32,446 --> 00:14:32,927
BOTH: Huh?
404
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:34,847
-So that's how he does it.
405
00:14:34,847 --> 00:14:36,607
CAPTAIN HAYES (OFFSCREEN):
Pretty cool trick, huh?
406
00:14:37,086 --> 00:14:39,006
[gasp]
407
00:14:39,006 --> 00:14:40,447
He's locked us in from
the outside.
408
00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,446
CAPTAIN HAYES (OFFSCREEN):
I've also programmed the
409
00:14:42,446 --> 00:14:45,647
computer to begin dropping the
pressure inside the cockpit.
410
00:14:45,647 --> 00:14:47,646
Sleep tight, ladies.
411
00:14:47,646 --> 00:14:50,047
-Oh.
412
00:14:50,047 --> 00:14:53,166
[soft piano music]
413
00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:54,126
-Nice to see you.
414
00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:55,086
Enjoying your flight?
415
00:14:55,086 --> 00:14:56,527
You look marvelous.
416
00:14:56,527 --> 00:14:58,447
-Excuse me, Captain.
417
00:14:58,447 --> 00:15:01,246
I was just wondering when
we'll reach Paris?
418
00:15:01,246 --> 00:15:02,158
-Yes.
419
00:15:02,158 --> 00:15:04,719
I'm expected at the
theater at 8:00.
420
00:15:05,199 --> 00:15:05,679
-Soon.
421
00:15:05,679 --> 00:15:06,639
Very soon.
422
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,126
Now, relax and enjoy
the flight.
423
00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:11,006
After all, the journey is
the destination, right?
424
00:15:11,006 --> 00:15:12,447
Ha Ha.
425
00:15:12,447 --> 00:15:14,846
Why don't I have my flight crew
bring around some low fat
426
00:15:14,846 --> 00:15:15,806
pistachio froyo?
427
00:15:15,806 --> 00:15:16,287
Hmm?
428
00:15:16,287 --> 00:15:16,766
-Oh, yeah.
429
00:15:17,247 --> 00:15:17,726
All right.
430
00:15:17,726 --> 00:15:18,207
-Pistachio froyo.
431
00:15:18,686 --> 00:15:20,127
-(SINGING) Yummers.
432
00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:22,047
Yummers times two.
433
00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:28,447
[beeping]
434
00:15:28,447 --> 00:15:33,247
-I haven't felt this nauseous
since Mandy wore a tube top to
435
00:15:33,247 --> 00:15:34,207
Algebra.
436
00:15:34,207 --> 00:15:35,646
-With the cockpit pressure
dropping, we won't stay
437
00:15:35,646 --> 00:15:37,566
conscious much longer.
438
00:15:38,047 --> 00:15:40,446
-Then we better call
for reinforcements.
439
00:15:40,446 --> 00:15:41,406
-Good idea.
440
00:15:41,406 --> 00:15:42,847
I'll dial Jerry.
441
00:15:42,847 --> 00:15:43,807
-Forget Jerry.
442
00:15:43,807 --> 00:15:47,886
We need to alert the
other passengers.
443
00:15:47,886 --> 00:15:48,846
[chuckling]
444
00:15:48,846 --> 00:15:49,806
CLOVER (OFFSCREEN):
Ola, mega-celebs.
445
00:15:49,806 --> 00:15:52,078
This is Clover from five D.
446
00:15:52,078 --> 00:15:53,519
CLOVER (ON COMMUNICATION
SCREEN): I'm afraid I have
447
00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:54,479
some bad news.
448
00:15:54,958 --> 00:15:57,838
Captain Hayes has no intention
of landing in Paris.
449
00:15:58,319 --> 00:16:01,199
He wants you to live aboard
Bling Jet as his
450
00:16:01,199 --> 00:16:05,279
own personal menagerie.
451
00:16:05,279 --> 00:16:06,719
Freaky weird, huh?
452
00:16:06,719 --> 00:16:10,079
Feel free to be incensed
and angry.
453
00:16:10,079 --> 00:16:14,879
And BTW, he stuck me and my
girls in the cockpit with
454
00:16:14,879 --> 00:16:16,319
little breathable air.
455
00:16:16,319 --> 00:16:20,847
So if you can give us a hand,
it would be way appreciated.
456
00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:22,719
Over and out.
457
00:16:22,719 --> 00:16:23,679
-Who do you think you are?
458
00:16:24,158 --> 00:16:25,359
-You'll never get
away with this.
459
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:26,607
-You crazy, man.
460
00:16:26,607 --> 00:16:28,046
-You ain't never going to
get away with this, man.
461
00:16:28,046 --> 00:16:28,527
Never!
462
00:16:28,527 --> 00:16:29,358
-You want insane?
463
00:16:29,358 --> 00:16:30,526
I'll give you insane.
464
00:16:33,039 --> 00:16:33,999
ALL: Oh!
465
00:16:34,366 --> 00:16:35,678
-I've just increased Bling Jet's
speed to a nutty one
466
00:16:35,678 --> 00:16:36,638
million miles per hour.
467
00:16:37,119 --> 00:16:39,599
A velocity so intense,
that it reverse the
468
00:16:39,918 --> 00:16:40,719
rotation of the Earth.
469
00:16:41,198 --> 00:16:44,078
I will go backward on Earth,
erasing your fame and fortune
470
00:16:44,078 --> 00:16:45,599
in the process.
471
00:16:45,599 --> 00:16:46,079
Ha ha!
472
00:16:46,079 --> 00:16:47,039
Ha ha!
473
00:16:47,039 --> 00:16:52,158
[roaring of jet engines]
474
00:16:52,527 --> 00:16:53,406
ALL: Oh!
475
00:16:53,406 --> 00:16:55,326
[clock ticking]
476
00:16:57,599 --> 00:17:00,527
[roaring of jet engines]
477
00:17:00,927 --> 00:17:01,727
-Get him!
478
00:17:02,158 --> 00:17:03,566
-Let's get him!
479
00:17:03,566 --> 00:17:05,919
-My flight crew will be happy
to assist you with all your
480
00:17:06,206 --> 00:17:07,327
in-flight needs--
481
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:08,478
later.
482
00:17:08,959 --> 00:17:10,398
-Oh!
483
00:17:10,398 --> 00:17:13,278
Looks like Clover's Operation
Celebrity pep rally failed.
484
00:17:13,278 --> 00:17:15,198
What do we do now?
485
00:17:15,198 --> 00:17:17,278
-I don't know, but we
better do it pronto.
486
00:17:17,278 --> 00:17:20,639
I'm fading faster than
a store-bought tan.
487
00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:24,479
-Experimental gadget number
three, don't fail us now.
488
00:17:24,479 --> 00:17:25,918
-Oh!
489
00:17:25,918 --> 00:17:28,798
How is playing rock the cradle
going to help our lame oxygen
490
00:17:29,279 --> 00:17:29,679
sitch, Sam?
491
00:17:29,679 --> 00:17:31,087
Come
492
00:17:31,566 --> 00:17:32,526
-It's not.
493
00:17:32,526 --> 00:17:35,887
While you two figure out a way
to restore cabin pressure, I'm
494
00:17:35,887 --> 00:17:37,486
going to slow down the plane.
495
00:17:40,398 --> 00:17:42,366
-Another mission, another
bad hair day.
496
00:17:42,366 --> 00:17:43,806
-OK.
497
00:17:43,806 --> 00:17:45,246
I'm no international jet setter,
but shouldn't there be
498
00:17:45,726 --> 00:17:47,519
oxygen masks dropping from
the ceiling by now?
499
00:17:47,998 --> 00:17:50,399
-The captain must have jammed
them with that totally
500
00:17:50,399 --> 00:17:53,886
annoying, totally cyber
lamer mode of his.
501
00:17:53,886 --> 00:17:56,447
-Then we'll just have
to unjam them.
502
00:17:56,447 --> 00:18:02,238
-Who knew my in-flight mani
would come in so handy?
503
00:18:02,719 --> 00:18:05,006
Uh!
504
00:18:05,006 --> 00:18:05,487
Uh!
505
00:18:05,487 --> 00:18:06,926
-Nice work, Clover.
506
00:18:06,926 --> 00:18:08,367
-Ah.
507
00:18:08,367 --> 00:18:11,199
Now, all we have to do is
increase the oxygen flow.
508
00:18:11,199 --> 00:18:12,606
-No prob.
509
00:18:19,358 --> 00:18:27,887
[music playing]
510
00:18:27,887 --> 00:18:29,999
-Oh!
511
00:18:29,999 --> 00:18:31,679
BOTH: Oh!
512
00:18:31,679 --> 00:18:35,678
[moaning and screaming]
513
00:18:35,678 --> 00:18:36,638
-Oh!
514
00:18:36,638 --> 00:18:38,079
Maybe using an experimental
gadget
515
00:18:38,079 --> 00:18:39,438
wasn't such a good idea.
516
00:18:39,438 --> 00:18:41,519
-Guess this is one way to
get rid of wrinkles.
517
00:18:41,998 --> 00:18:42,479
Ha ha.
518
00:18:42,479 --> 00:18:43,439
Not that I have any.
519
00:18:43,439 --> 00:18:46,558
-Forget about your
face, Clover.
520
00:18:46,558 --> 00:18:48,959
Oh!
521
00:18:48,959 --> 00:18:51,279
Oh!
522
00:18:51,279 --> 00:18:52,239
We
523
00:18:52,239 --> 00:18:53,199
need to help Sam.
524
00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:56,558
Now, grab onto me,
and don't let go.
525
00:18:56,558 --> 00:18:57,518
-Right.
526
00:18:57,518 --> 00:19:01,918
BOTH: [groans]
527
00:19:01,918 --> 00:19:02,878
-Sammy!
528
00:19:02,878 --> 00:19:04,878
-Alex!
529
00:19:04,878 --> 00:19:06,398
Help!
530
00:19:06,398 --> 00:19:07,358
-Oh!
531
00:19:09,759 --> 00:19:10,558
No worries.
532
00:19:10,558 --> 00:19:11,887
I'm on it.
533
00:19:16,127 --> 00:19:17,838
-Whoa!
534
00:19:17,838 --> 00:19:18,318
Uh!
535
00:19:18,318 --> 00:19:18,798
-Oops!
536
00:19:18,798 --> 00:19:20,927
Not on it.
537
00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:21,406
-Uh!
538
00:19:21,887 --> 00:19:22,847
-Oh!
539
00:19:27,647 --> 00:19:31,166
[groans]
540
00:19:31,166 --> 00:19:32,607
-Sorry, girls.
541
00:19:32,607 --> 00:19:34,367
I was so concerned with slowing
the plane down, I kind
542
00:19:34,367 --> 00:19:36,287
of forgot to think about
the landing.
543
00:19:36,287 --> 00:19:37,247
-Oh!
544
00:19:37,247 --> 00:19:38,446
Well, you better think
about it now.
545
00:19:38,446 --> 00:19:41,486
Because we're coming in fast.
546
00:19:41,486 --> 00:19:42,446
-Just relax, girls.
547
00:19:42,878 --> 00:19:44,286
Our ride is fully loaded.
548
00:19:44,286 --> 00:19:45,358
-Back away from the console.
549
00:19:45,839 --> 00:19:49,679
There's no way I'm letting some
wannabe ruin my destiny.
550
00:19:49,679 --> 00:19:53,246
-The only wannabe I see is you,
as in you might want to
551
00:19:53,246 --> 00:19:56,047
be running, because you're about
to get your but kicked.
552
00:19:56,047 --> 00:20:02,159
[sounds of struggle]
553
00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:05,039
-Now, as I was saying before we
were so rudely interrupted,
554
00:20:05,518 --> 00:20:08,798
say hello to Bling Jet's
error-proof landing system.
555
00:20:20,366 --> 00:20:21,326
-Ah.
556
00:20:21,326 --> 00:20:23,246
Now, that's what I call
Bling-tastic.
557
00:20:33,246 --> 00:20:34,686
-Nice job, ladies.
558
00:20:34,686 --> 00:20:36,606
I'll see you back
on solid ground.
559
00:20:37,086 --> 00:20:38,926
-And thanks for flying
with that us.
560
00:20:38,926 --> 00:20:41,679
I've always wanted
to say that.
561
00:20:41,679 --> 00:20:43,006
-Bye bye.
562
00:20:43,006 --> 00:20:45,838
And please remember, if you're
going to sue, sue him, not us.
563
00:20:45,838 --> 00:20:47,726
We're the good guys.
564
00:20:47,726 --> 00:20:49,166
Bye, Triple Threat.
565
00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:50,078
-(SINGING) Yo.
566
00:20:50,078 --> 00:20:50,558
-(SINGING) Yo.
567
00:20:50,558 --> 00:20:52,718
-(SINGING) Yo.
568
00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:55,838
-And remember, I'm available for
any of your casting needs.
569
00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:58,447
I'll have my agent send
you a head shot.
570
00:20:58,447 --> 00:20:58,926
BOTH: Oh!
571
00:20:59,407 --> 00:21:00,798
-Oh, that reminds me.
572
00:21:00,798 --> 00:21:02,158
Just thought this would
make up for forgetting
573
00:21:02,526 --> 00:21:03,486
to mail your entries.
574
00:21:03,486 --> 00:21:03,966
-Ooh!
575
00:21:04,446 --> 00:21:06,846
Dan, Stan, and the Man.
576
00:21:06,846 --> 00:21:08,766
I'll cherish this always.
577
00:21:08,766 --> 00:21:09,726
-Yo, you, yo!
578
00:21:10,206 --> 00:21:15,198
[laughter]
579
00:21:15,198 --> 00:21:18,078
-Being a celeb is like so not
what it's cracked up to be.
580
00:21:18,078 --> 00:21:20,479
People are always all over
you, wanting autographs,
581
00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:21,918
pictures, hair.
582
00:21:21,918 --> 00:21:24,319
And like, privacy is totally
a thing of the past.
583
00:21:24,319 --> 00:21:25,758
I mean, hello.
584
00:21:25,758 --> 00:21:28,159
Try scratching your nose without
100 paparazzi snapping
585
00:21:28,159 --> 00:21:29,598
away at you.
586
00:21:29,598 --> 00:21:31,518
No, thank you.
587
00:21:31,518 --> 00:21:34,398
Unless, of course, someone out
there wants to do a show about
588
00:21:34,398 --> 00:21:35,358
me, or something.
589
00:21:35,839 --> 00:21:38,238
You know, like being
a super cool spy.
590
00:21:38,238 --> 00:21:38,719
Heh heh.
591
00:21:38,719 --> 00:21:40,158
Just needs a name.
592
00:21:40,158 --> 00:21:40,158
Oh!
593
00:21:40,639 --> 00:21:41,118
Oh!
594
00:21:41,118 --> 00:21:41,599
I know.
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