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[beeping]

[theme music]

-Rawrrr!

-Huh?

-What the--

-I can't believe we're walking.

Hello, we live in Beverly Hills.

Everyone's going to make fun of us.

[laughing]

-Ugh!

-Duh!

It's called exercise.

You don't drive to the gym.

-I do!

-It's about time a new gym opened in our neighborhood.

-Yeah.

I was getting seriously bored with the other five.

-Whoa!

Awesome!

-Oh!

Look at all this killer equipment!

-It's totally state of the art.

Even got a machine for your smile muscles.

-OK, one big problem, though.

I don't know which workout outfit to wear.

-Hey, Clover!

What?

I need to match the decor of the room.

I think a sultry lime works here, don't you, Alex?

Alex?

-[unintelligible muttering]

-What's up with her?

She's all covered in sweat, and she hasn't even started

working out yet.

ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Cute boy!

[music playing]

-Totally cute, and way ripped!

-Hey, Alex I think Mr. Muscles is looking at you.

-Hmm.

-You must have been working out really hard.

Here, have some water.

-Thanks.

-I'm Raymond.

I work here as an instructor.

-I'm Alex, and I don't know anything.

-OK.

Well, I can help.

-Wow.

If I knew fainting worked like that, I'd do it more often.

[laughter]

-Uhhh!

-Ughh!

Eh, eh, eh, ah!

-That's--

the best--

workout--

I've--

ever-- had.

-Don't-- you--

mean worst?

-Come on, Alex.

It's time to hit the showers.

-But I'm not done with my workout.

Raymond's teaching me all sorts of cool stuff.

Like did you know that without pain,

apparently there's no gain?

-Very interesting, but we've all got

homework to do you, remember?

-Plus I've already gone through my

entire workout rotation.

-Guess I've got to go, Raymond.

But I'm sure we'll see you soon.

-Huh?

There's a body building competition

here at the gym tonight.

Would you like to come see me compete?

-Yeah!

-She'll be there.

-Bye, Raymond!

-OK, sister.

Don't even think about holding out on us.

We want to hear everything about your new muscle head

hottie, and pronto!

-Yeah, spill it.

What's Raymond like?

-In a word, he's completely--

-Whoa!

[yelling]

-Awesome!

-Glad you enjoyed the ride, Alex.

-She wasn't talking about the wooping, Jere.

She has a new buff boyfriend, and FYI, you interrupted

before she got to the juicy stuff.

-Well, I'm sorry for the intrusion, but

time is of the essence.

Reports have come in of a disturbance at San Cabo Beach,

specifically at an outdoor workout facility.

-What kind of disturbance?

-Apparently some kind of monster seems to be

terrorizing the area.

-A monster?

You interrupted a major dish sesh for a monster?

Whatever.

-But the descriptions are vague.

I'm not sure what you'll be up against, so let's get you

properly equipped.

G.L.A.D.I.S.?

-Dispensing gadgets.

-As you can see, all your usual gear is there, plus

oxygen-enhanced gum, homing beacon band aids, and super

sticky lip gloss.

I've also added something fresh in the lab, electroshock

powder puffs.

They do more than make you girls look good.

20,000 volts more.

-Just in time for Raymond!

-Chah right!

Like I need any help.

Raymond already digs me.

-Good luck, ladies.

-Uh, um, hmm.

-Everything looks pretty normal to me.

-Normal?

You kidding?

Those waves are way tasty.

I say we ditch these backpacks and get our surf on.

-I think you spoke too soon, girls.

Gym trashing freak at 12 o'clock!

-Whoa!

What's his problem?

-I don't know, but we've got to stop him before he

completely destroys the place!

-Uh, excuse me, Mr. Freakout!

I think it's time for you to put down the tofu dogs and hit

the showers.

-Rawrr!

-I-- was-- trying to be--

nice!

-Apparently he doesn't understand nice.

Let's get him, girls!

-Rawrrr!

-Sammy!

-Rawrr!

Huh?

-Don't worry!

I've got her back!

-Slammin' move, ice cream man.

-You should see what I can do with a cappuccino cart.

Oooo!

Banana mocha fudgie bar!

[crying]

-Huhhh!

Gaaa!

Rawrr!

-Hi ya!

-OK, I've officially had it with this supersize loser!

-Rawrr!

-Yaaa!

CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): It's like the sign says, no rough

housing on the beach!

-Clover!

-Ahhh!

-Clover!

Are you OK?

-Of course I'm not OK.

That freak just slimed me!

Oh!

I've probably got monster cooties!

Where's the shower?

-Don't wash it off just yet.

It could be a clue.

-I can't that thing bit me and got away!

Now it's totally personal.

-Look in the bright side.

If we hurry, we can make it back in time for Raymond's

competition!

-Uh!

I'm not going anywhere without my shower!

-Oh!

Oooo!

[crowd cheering]

-Oh, my.

-We've died and gone to hottie heaven!

-There's Raymond!

-Alex, glad you could make it.

Hey, you should try these bars.

I got a free box in the mail.

They're great.

-Um, maybe next time.

[crowd cheering]

-Looks like the competition's starting.

-Break a leg, Raymond!

-Isn't Raymond adorable?

-Huhhhhh!

-Uh, depends on which definition of "adorable"

you're using.

ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Raymond!

[screams]

-Here we go again.

-Come on!

Before he really does break a leg!

-Try not to hurt him!

-Whoa!

-Rawrr!

-I'll keep that in mind!

-Hi ya!

-Ahhhh!

Rawrr!

-That was anticlimactic.

-And two in a row.

We must be losing our touch.

-OK, remind me to never work out in the morning again.

-Don't worry.

I slapped a homing beacon on him!

I mean, hello!

Not about to let a potential boyfriend escape that easily.

-Good thinking, Alex.

Guess we'd better call Jere and give him the 411.

-Hello, girls.

What's up?

-Another muscle head went berserko.

Oh, uh, no offense.

-Well, I think I have some useful information for you.

I analyzed the saliva from Clover's arm.

-Eww!

Gross flashback!

-The DNA matches one Robert Beefcake, famous Cabo

bodybuilder.

I also found traces of a chocolatey

megamass gainer substance.

-Hey, Raymond was eating a chocolate exercise bar right

before he flipped.

Look!

There's the wrapper.

-Bulky Bar?

I wonder who that guy is.

-That's Ulrich Wernerstein.

Mr. Planet, 1977.

ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Um, how do you know that?

CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Are you kidding?

I could write a who's who of cut and cute guys.

-There's nothing on him in the database.

It looks like he dropped out of competition years ago and

hasn't been heard of since.

-No worries.

Something tells me Raymond will lead us right to

Wernerstein.

-Nice digs, of you're into the whole

mountaintop hermit thing.

-How are we going to get in?

-Windows?

-No, security cameras and mondo lasers.

-Is there a back door?

-I'm not getting bitten twice in one day,

thank you very much.

Feel like taking a swim?

I think we have a winner.

-Mmm!

Fresh mints.

-Let's hope the oxygen lasts longer than the flavor does.

-Hmmm.

-Wow.

Humble much?

-I'm not a shrink or anything, but I think this guy has

issues with

a capital I. [roaring]

-Raymond?

-Hang on, Raymond!

I'll get you out of there.

-Uh, Al?

I think your boyfriend has a big of a weight problem.

-What's going on?

Whoa!

-I don't know, but try and run faster!

-I can't!

-Me neither!

Let's--

bailing.

[screams]

[laughter]

-Hello, intruders.

-Ulrich!

What have you done to Raymond?

-After years of body building obscurity, I'm

making my come back.

And to make sure I win, I'm eliminating my competition!

-I sent out free samples of my Bulky Bars to all the top body

builders, and after they eat one, they won't be able to

stop until they've exploded!

Why don't you try a few for yourself?

-Now if you'll excuse me, I must check on the

latest batch of bar.

They're going to be a huge hit.

Get it?

Huge?

[laughs]

What a sense of humor I have.

-Ah!

Move over, spider freak!

-Hey!

Remember those smile exercises we get with the muscle

machine?

-Uh, I'm not really in the mood for smiling right now,

Sam.

-No!

If we smile hard enough, we might just be able to break

out of here.

-You've got to be kidding!

-Do it.

-Huhhh!

[gasps]

-Rawrrrr!

-We've got to do something quick, before we have to clean

my boyfriend off the wall!

-Boys don't usually like lip gloss, but it's

for their own good.

-Mmm!

Mmph!

Mmmm!

-Very nice.

-I agree.

That color really matches their complexion.

-Oh, I guess those after school courses at the Bev High

Beauty Annex finally paid off.

-Come on!

-You girls must be stronger than you look.

Good thing I've got backup.

-Backup?

[laughing]

-I sent these bodybuilders some bars in the mail, and now

they've come here for more.

I will give them all the bars they want after they have

crushed you!

-Look on the bright side.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall, right?

-Right!

[laughing]

-Ow!

-That really should be the bigger they are, the harder

they punch.

-I've got an idea.

It's not going to be fun, but it might save us from being

bench pressed.

Cover for me!

-Huh?

-I can't believe doing this.

-Alex, are you nuts?

-It's the only way to put these bullies in their place.

-But you'll freak out!

-Not if you use these.

Huh!

Look at my massive pipes!

Rawrrrrr!

-Uh, Alex?

-Rawrrr!

-I don't think Alex is quite herself.

-Mayve she needs a reminder who the bad guys are.

-OK.

Time to take control of this bizarro sinch.

-Rawrr?

Raaaaa!

-This is great!

Alex is unstoppable!

-What?

You think you can take me?

I made you!

Bring it on!

-Alex crush!

[ding!]

-Huhhhh!

Oh!

-Ahhhh!

-Come on, Alex!

You're way more of a man than he is!

-Ah, ha, ha, ha!

-Oh!

-Ha, ha!

-Rawrr!

Huhhhh!

-Huhhhhh!

-Ouch!

That's gonna leave a mark.

-Uh.

Arghh!

Uh!

Uh!

Uh!

Uh!

-Ha ha ha ha haaaa!

-Oh!

Ohhhh!

-Hi ya!

-Whoa!

-Ha ha haaa!

-No more, please!

Call her off!

-What?

I didn't quite hear you.

-Rawrr!

-Stop her!

I beg you!

-I didn't

hear "please." -Please?

-Huhhh!

-[laughing]

With a cherry on top?

-Yes, with all the cherries!

-And that's only because you asked nicely.

-Oh!

-How long till I'm back to normal?

-Oh, I don't know.

Another couple weeks, maybe?

-What!

-Hey, Alex.

I just wanted to say thanks for saving me.

--Aw, it was nothing.

I'd do it any time.

-Yeah, about that.

I'm not sure it's going to work out between us.

What!

Why!

-It's just I've got this thing about seeing girls who are

more ripped than I am.

Sorry.

-Aw!

More ripped?

Why I oughta--

-Easy there, beefcake.

It's not like you're gonna see him again.

-Yeah.

You're so buffed you won't have to go back to the gym for

the rest of the year.

-Whoa!

-Easy girl!

[laughing]

-Boy, Alex really took one for the team today.

Although I think she kind of likes being all buff.

But frankly, I am sick of all these fad ways to bulk up or

trim down or gain weight or lose weight or high protein,

no protein, pesudo-carb grapefruit-restricted, no

wheat flour, this vegan, bovine, lactose, fat-free,

sedentary quick fix to life.

I mean, nothing beats mother nature and a good, sensible--

[doorbell]

-Oh!

That must be the fermented cabbage supplements I ordered.

It's brain food.