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[x-powder ringing]
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[theme music playing]
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[explosion]
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[crowd hollering]
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-Better let them in before they
break the doors down.
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Hm, guess I should have ordered
another truckload of
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those new computers.
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[gasp]
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[screams]
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-Come on, girls, while
we're young.
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I've got a schedule to keep.
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-Easy, Clover, we need to fuel
up before we go power
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shopping with you.
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-Extra large, double espresso,
triple sugar.
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-That's some serious
fueling up.
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-Right on time.
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OK.
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You guys chill while I
go on a few dates.
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[gasps]
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-A few dates?
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-I thought we were
going shopping?
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This will take all day.
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-No, it won't.
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Trust me.
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It's called hypersonic dating.
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-Hyper what, who dating?
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-It makes speed dating look like
a long-term commitment.
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-Huh?
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-I'll be done in a sec.
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-Huh?
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-So what's your sign?
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-I a Sag.
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-Uh, huh.
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OK.
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Thanks.
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-Uh--
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-And what kind of music
do you like?
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-Um.
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-Wow, me too.
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On a date would you rather go
dancing, roller blading, or
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stay in and watch a movie?
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Take your time.
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-Hm?
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-Time's up.
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Hm.
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-Clover is going to be through
a year's worth of guys before
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the day is out.
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-She's going to be through
before I'm done with my latte.
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-That's it.
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Let go shopping.
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-Uh, I hope she doesn't mean
hypersonic shopping.
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So how did the dates go?
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-Great!
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Boys number 3, 9, and 14
all get second dates.
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I'm going to date all of them
for an entire minute to get
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know them better.
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-So you could have a new
boyfriend by lunch.
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-And break up with him
by dinner time.
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-And make up with him before
the mall closes.
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Isn't this the best?
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-Hm?
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[whirring]
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-Hm?
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Ew, what's that noise?
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-Oh, do you know what's
going on?
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-What's going on?
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[shriek]
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ALEX (OFFSCREEN): It's
coming right for us.
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[electronic buzzing]
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[explosion]
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[grunts]
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-Now that's what I call
power shopping.
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-That's what I call
trashing our mall!
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-OK.
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Nobody trashes my mall,
or out-shops me.
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Let's get 'em.
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[screams]
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[brakes squealing]
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[gasps]
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-[gasp]
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They just vanished!
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-Vanished into a tacky purple
cloud, I might add.
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-Did you notice anything about
that gadget he used on us?
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It was almost an exact copy of
the Wind Tunnel 9000 Tornado
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Blast hair dryer!
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I'd better call Jerry.
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OK, either my X-Powder
isn't working,
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or Jerry's not answering.
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-(DISGUSTEDLY) Hasn't he
heard of call waiting?
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It's like he's living
in the past.
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-We'll just have to go to WOOHP
And see him in person.
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Looks like Jerry's giving WOOHP
a face lift and forgot
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to tell us.
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ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Hey, check
out the weird new kind of
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roller blades.
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-Alex, that's the old kind.
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Jerry must be disguising
WOOHP as a roller rink.
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-See, always living
in the past.
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-[sigh]
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Still no answer on
the X-Powder.
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-Do you think he shut down WOOHP
and went on vacation?
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-Let's find out.
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[grunts]
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[gasp]
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-WOOHP is gone!
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The building is gutted.
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-Do you think Jer could have
moved WOOHP without telling
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us?
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-That would mean we're fired!
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-So instead of firing us in
person, he just stops calling?
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Uh!
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He is such a boy.
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[dialing]
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-Forget it, Sam, he's
not going to answer.
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-I'm trying to tap into
the police network.
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-Sam!
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This is no time to file a
missing person report.
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-This is bigger than just
Jerry, WOOHP is missing.
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And I bet that disco van and the
purple clad has something
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to do with it.
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Here it is!
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That freaky van has been
involved in two robberies,
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both at electronics stores.
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-So they're targeting
electronics, good.
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At least we know where to
expect them to hit next.
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-Hiya!
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-Stake-outs are so boring.
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I know, I'll set up some
more hypersonic dates.
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-Ugh!
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That will take longer than
the dates themselves.
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-What's the deal?
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My phone is cutting out.
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[gasps]
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-Clover, turn it off.
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It's starting again.
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[whirring]
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-Ugh!
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[grunts]
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-Get him!
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We're supposed to be
ready for this.
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-Well, he just came
out of nowhere.
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-Look out!
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[screams]
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-He's going to crash!
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-Now we're going to crash.
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Sam, hit the brakes!
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-No, this could be our last
chance to find out what
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happened to Jerry.
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[screams]
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-Hey, it's the middle
of the day!
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And what happened to
the brick wall?
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-[gasp]
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What happened to
all the stores?
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-There's that freaky
van, ask them.
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-I'm on it!
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-You're losing them.
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-If only we had one of
Jerry's gadgets.
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Alex, see if there's something
in the glove compartment.
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-Let's see, sunglasses,
address book.
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Nope.
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Hey, look!
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That's with Jerry at the WOOHP
New Year's Eve party.
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-Oh, you look so cute
in that outfit.
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Uh, and if I could just get
my hair to stay that way.
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-Hello!
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We need a gadget.
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-Hey, this hair clip is
a tracking device.
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-You're going to have
to get closer.
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-Hang on.
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-Whoa!
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Whoa!
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-Closer.
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Ugh!
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Hey, keep it steady.
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Agh!
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Whoa!
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-I don't get it.
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This road should go right
past Beverly High.
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-Hey, there's the school
right there, sort of.
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-It's almost like Beverly High,
but without the fashion
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sense.
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-Yeah.
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I don't even recognize anybody
in all this '70s stuff.
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I guess trends change
overnight.
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-Uh, ha, ha.
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Nice outfits, girls.
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Waiting for the mother
ship to pick you up?
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-[gasp]
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Mandy?
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-What?
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I'm Phoebe, but I
like that name.
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Maybe I'll name my first
daughter Mandy.
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Ha, ha.
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-Stop messing with us, Mandy.
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What happened to Beverly Hills,
and what is up with
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your hippie getup?
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-Don't be such a square, man.
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Fashion is just a lot
of superficial jive.
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Here, I wrote a column about
it in the school paper.
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Peace!
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-It's like we're on
another planet.
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-Not another planet,
another time.
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Check out the date on this
paper, it's 1975.
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-[gasp]
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We're in the '70s?
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That means no cell phones, or
CDs, or personal computers.
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-It's like prehistoric times.
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-And all the guys I'm hypersonic
dating, they're not
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even born yet.
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-Guys, calm down.
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That van must have jumped
through some kind of time
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portal, and we did too.
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That means, we can get back
to our own century.
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But in the meantime, let's not
attract any more attention.
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[beep]
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SAM (OFFSCREEN):
How do I look?
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[chuckles]
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-Can you say groovy?
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[beep]
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-Not bad.
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[beep]
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-Styles may come and go,
but I like fabulous
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in just about anything.
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-Oh, I wonder if the X-Powder
works on the car?
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[beep]
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[gasps]
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-Hey, it does work!
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Jerry makes the best gadgets.
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-The tracker says the
van is this way.
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Take a left into this
parking lot.
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-It looks like the time machine
is at a loading dock
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in the back.
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So we'll go in front.
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-What's this?
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Too big to be a cell phone.
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-That's an 8-track cassette.
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It's like a primitive CD.
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This is a phone.
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-Ooh!
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-Whoa, Alex, look out!
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-Alex, are you OK?
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-Get me out of this
weird chair.
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-All of these '70's gadgets
are just like gadgets.
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WOOHP gadgets.
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-Yeah, they're just slightly
ahead of their time.
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[brakes squealing]
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-Bro, any of those jive turkeys
on the flip side give
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you any trouble?
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-Look, mellow out, man.
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Everything's out of
sight, all right?
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Got enough groovy parts for
hundreds of far out gadgets.
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And the new time-space fog
emitter works even better than
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the prototype.
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-Right on!
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Slide me some skin, man.
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-Right on!
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-[gasp]
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What are they talking about?
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-There's something creepy
about that driver.
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I don't know what it is,
but he's-- he's--
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[gasps]
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-He's Jerry!
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-But with a really
bad '70s look!
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-Hey, who are these
foxy ladies?
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And how did they know
my name, eh?
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-Dig it.
267
00:11:33,279 --> 00:11:35,919
They're evil spies from the
future, but don't worry.
268
00:11:36,287 --> 00:11:37,999
Um.
269
00:11:37,999 --> 00:11:41,999
Our disco chicks got all
of the Kung Fu moves.
270
00:11:41,999 --> 00:11:45,999
-Unfortunately for you, we're
trained in Kung WOOHP Hiya!
271
00:11:50,207 --> 00:11:52,159
Ai-ya!
272
00:11:52,159 --> 00:11:53,599
[grunts]
273
00:11:59,967 --> 00:12:01,439
[crash]
274
00:12:01,439 --> 00:12:02,399
-Huh?
275
00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:13,807
-Time to change the mood
with my mood ring.
276
00:12:13,807 --> 00:12:17,119
-No way, Jer, you're not
using a gadget on us!
277
00:12:17,119 --> 00:12:17,759
[whirring]
278
00:12:17,759 --> 00:12:18,959
-Hiya!
279
00:12:18,959 --> 00:12:19,439
[gasp]
280
00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:20,879
Hiya!
281
00:12:20,879 --> 00:12:21,886
Ugh!
282
00:12:24,719 --> 00:12:25,967
-Hah!
283
00:12:25,967 --> 00:12:27,407
-What are you gonna
do now, Jer?
284
00:12:27,407 --> 00:12:30,127
Stop us with lame '70s music?
285
00:12:30,127 --> 00:12:31,039
-Hwah!
286
00:12:31,519 --> 00:12:34,127
[gasps]
287
00:12:34,127 --> 00:12:35,087
-Ugh!
288
00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:35,726
-Jerry, what's going on?
289
00:12:36,207 --> 00:12:37,646
Don't your know us?
290
00:12:37,646 --> 00:12:39,006
-Hm?
291
00:12:39,006 --> 00:12:39,966
-Yeah.
292
00:12:40,447 --> 00:12:42,367
We're like your best and
cutest WOOHP agents.
293
00:12:42,367 --> 00:12:45,247
-Actually, since we're in the
past, you should starting
294
00:12:45,247 --> 00:12:46,447
WOOHP right about now.
295
00:12:46,447 --> 00:12:48,367
-Look, if you know about the
World Organization Of Human
296
00:12:48,367 --> 00:12:51,567
Protection, then you must be
from the future, since BG and
297
00:12:51,567 --> 00:12:53,966
I haven't started
WOOHP yet, man.
298
00:12:53,966 --> 00:12:55,247
-BG?
299
00:12:55,247 --> 00:12:58,607
-Boogie Gus, the boss man of
WOOHP and genius inventor of
300
00:12:59,087 --> 00:12:59,567
time travel.
301
00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:01,007
-Yeah, what's with that?
302
00:13:01,487 --> 00:13:03,487
Why are you stealing technology
from the future?
303
00:13:03,487 --> 00:13:05,886
-To get a jump on you evildoers,
of course.
304
00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:07,806
That was BG's idea, too.
305
00:13:07,806 --> 00:13:09,247
-I'll take it from here, man.
306
00:13:09,726 --> 00:13:12,239
Get the van ready, so we can
book it out of this time zone.
307
00:13:12,239 --> 00:13:15,679
-Hey, listen Booger Gus, you
may have Jer conned, but we
308
00:13:15,679 --> 00:13:17,439
know he's the one that
started WOOHP.
309
00:13:17,439 --> 00:13:19,838
-Yeah, and frankly, you don't
look smart enough to invent a
310
00:13:20,319 --> 00:13:21,198
time machine.
311
00:13:21,198 --> 00:13:22,559
[gasp]
312
00:13:22,559 --> 00:13:26,399
-WOOHP, the World Organization
Of Harming People, is my own
313
00:13:26,879 --> 00:13:28,319
far out and solid idea.
314
00:13:28,799 --> 00:13:31,679
But you're right, Jerry did
invent the time machine.
315
00:13:31,679 --> 00:13:34,367
And I was smart enough
to steal it.
316
00:13:34,367 --> 00:13:35,279
[gasps]
317
00:13:35,758 --> 00:13:37,039
-I'm from the future,
like you.
318
00:13:37,039 --> 00:13:40,398
And I worked at WOOHP, too, as
part of the custodial staff.
319
00:13:40,398 --> 00:13:43,278
But I snagged the time machine
when no one was looking and
320
00:13:43,278 --> 00:13:45,087
brought it back to the '70s.
321
00:13:45,087 --> 00:13:47,886
-Why did you pick such a lame
decade to travel to?
322
00:13:47,886 --> 00:13:51,247
-To get to Jerry before he
started the real WOOHP.
323
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:51,726
[screams]
324
00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:53,679
-Foxy and intelligent.
325
00:13:53,679 --> 00:13:54,639
Right on!
326
00:13:54,639 --> 00:13:56,559
Besides, the '70s rule, because
327
00:13:57,039 --> 00:13:57,919
that's when disco started.
328
00:13:57,919 --> 00:14:01,759
I was the greatest disco
dancer ever.
329
00:14:01,759 --> 00:14:04,639
Check it.
330
00:14:04,639 --> 00:14:06,478
Oh, ah, ooh, back.
331
00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:07,359
I'm back.
332
00:14:07,359 --> 00:14:08,319
Here, trick me, trick me.
333
00:14:08,319 --> 00:14:08,798
Oh, I'm all right.
334
00:14:08,798 --> 00:14:09,758
I'm good.
335
00:14:09,758 --> 00:14:10,639
Um, oh.
336
00:14:11,039 --> 00:14:12,126
Um, oh.
337
00:14:12,126 --> 00:14:13,007
Yeah.
338
00:14:13,007 --> 00:14:13,967
-Hm.
339
00:14:13,967 --> 00:14:15,407
A little geeky, but not bad.
340
00:14:15,887 --> 00:14:18,767
-So you're bringing disco
back to the future?
341
00:14:18,767 --> 00:14:20,207
That is beyond evil.
342
00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:21,647
-And beyond tacky.
343
00:14:21,647 --> 00:14:23,967
-Whoa!
344
00:14:23,967 --> 00:14:26,767
-And I'll be the only one
with Jerry's gadgets.
345
00:14:30,959 --> 00:14:33,839
-Um, what's so terrible about a
thick, cushy rug, other than
346
00:14:34,318 --> 00:14:34,799
that yucky color?
347
00:14:34,799 --> 00:14:36,238
I mean, ugh.
348
00:14:36,238 --> 00:14:38,639
-That is the deepest piled
shag rug in the world.
349
00:14:38,639 --> 00:14:41,679
Once you're in deep enough, you
won't be able to breathe.
350
00:14:41,998 --> 00:14:42,479
[gasp]
351
00:14:42,479 --> 00:14:43,918
-Well, gotta boogie.
352
00:14:43,918 --> 00:14:45,838
Maintain ladies.
353
00:14:46,207 --> 00:14:47,919
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya.
354
00:14:50,799 --> 00:14:53,199
-Ew, we're going to be killed
by an ugly carpet?
355
00:14:53,199 --> 00:14:55,486
-Would you feel better if we
were killed by one of Jerry's
356
00:14:55,486 --> 00:14:55,838
own gadgets?
357
00:14:56,319 --> 00:14:56,798
-[gasp]
358
00:14:56,798 --> 00:14:57,758
Jerry's gadgets!
359
00:14:58,239 --> 00:15:00,638
Wait, I picked up his mood
ring during the fight.
360
00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:02,079
I've got it here somewhere.
361
00:15:02,079 --> 00:15:02,606
Um--
362
00:15:03,087 --> 00:15:04,767
-Hurry, Alex!
363
00:15:04,767 --> 00:15:06,606
-Oh, um.
364
00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:07,839
I think I got it!
365
00:15:07,839 --> 00:15:08,318
[gasp]
366
00:15:08,766 --> 00:15:09,726
Now, how does it work?
367
00:15:09,726 --> 00:15:11,327
-Agh!
368
00:15:11,727 --> 00:15:12,479
[whirring]
369
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:15,038
[gasps]
370
00:15:15,519 --> 00:15:16,479
[screams]
371
00:15:16,479 --> 00:15:17,999
[laser sounds]
372
00:15:17,999 --> 00:15:20,127
-Argh!
373
00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:23,007
[coughing]
374
00:15:23,486 --> 00:15:24,446
-Nice work, Alex.
375
00:15:24,446 --> 00:15:25,887
But we're still stuck
in the past.
376
00:15:25,887 --> 00:15:27,807
BG and Jer must have
taken their time
377
00:15:27,807 --> 00:15:28,767
machine to the present.
378
00:15:29,199 --> 00:15:30,127
-No, wait!
379
00:15:30,606 --> 00:15:34,959
This looks like the thingy
that came out of the van!
380
00:15:34,959 --> 00:15:36,879
It must be the prototype
time machine that
381
00:15:36,879 --> 00:15:39,198
Jerry was talking about.
382
00:15:39,198 --> 00:15:42,559
[whirring]
383
00:15:42,559 --> 00:15:44,127
-Let's hope it's set for
the right time and
384
00:15:44,127 --> 00:15:45,566
not the Stone Age.
385
00:15:45,566 --> 00:15:47,599
-Ugh, this might as well
be the Stone Age.
386
00:15:47,599 --> 00:15:49,679
-Ready?
387
00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:51,039
Let's go!
388
00:15:55,039 --> 00:15:55,918
-Oh,no!
389
00:15:55,918 --> 00:15:58,079
We're not still in
the '70s, are we?
390
00:16:02,047 --> 00:16:04,606
-Welcome to the Studio
WOOHP foxes.
391
00:16:05,087 --> 00:16:05,566
Oh, no.
392
00:16:05,566 --> 00:16:07,967
It's the evil spies.
393
00:16:08,446 --> 00:16:10,926
My mini nuke mood
ring, it's gone.
394
00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:12,607
[grunts]
395
00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:17,486
-You shouldn't rely so much
and your gadgets, Jer.
396
00:16:17,486 --> 00:16:19,726
-Sorry Jerry, just trying
to get your attention.
397
00:16:19,726 --> 00:16:21,486
-You won't get away with this.
398
00:16:21,759 --> 00:16:24,606
My WOOHP agents will stop you.
399
00:16:24,606 --> 00:16:26,047
[grunts]
400
00:16:28,847 --> 00:16:31,598
-Listen, Jer, we are
your WOOHP agents.
401
00:16:31,598 --> 00:16:34,478
BG doesn't stand for Boogie Gus,
it stands for Bad Guy.
402
00:16:34,959 --> 00:16:38,318
-The time machine was your
invention in the 21st century,
403
00:16:38,318 --> 00:16:39,199
and BG stole it.
404
00:16:39,678 --> 00:16:41,119
-He's tricked you, Jerry.
405
00:16:41,598 --> 00:16:45,199
Look, here's what the present
is supposed to look like.
406
00:16:45,199 --> 00:16:46,879
-Oh, wow, man.
407
00:16:46,879 --> 00:16:48,526
What happened to my hair?
408
00:16:48,526 --> 00:16:50,686
-Private party in my DJ booth?
409
00:16:50,686 --> 00:16:52,606
-Party's over disco dud.
410
00:16:52,606 --> 00:16:54,607
Jerry's back on our side, now.
411
00:16:54,607 --> 00:16:55,886
-Ha, ha, ha.
412
00:16:55,886 --> 00:16:59,326
He's all yours, now that I have
all the boss gadgets.
413
00:16:59,326 --> 00:17:00,479
Check you later.
414
00:17:00,879 --> 00:17:02,799
[gasps]
415
00:17:02,799 --> 00:17:04,078
-He's locked us in!
416
00:17:04,078 --> 00:17:06,879
-What do you think he meant
by check you later?
417
00:17:06,879 --> 00:17:09,119
[screams]
418
00:17:09,598 --> 00:17:11,679
-Jer, quick, tell us you have
some gadgets, any gadgets.
419
00:17:11,679 --> 00:17:14,078
-Well, we have these
roller skates.
420
00:17:14,078 --> 00:17:14,526
[gasp]
421
00:17:14,526 --> 00:17:15,406
-But I don't see how--
422
00:17:15,887 --> 00:17:17,358
-Alex, the mini nuke
mood ring.
423
00:17:24,767 --> 00:17:25,246
-Hiya!
424
00:17:25,246 --> 00:17:26,718
-The spies got out?
425
00:17:26,718 --> 00:17:27,678
Bummer.
426
00:17:30,958 --> 00:17:33,838
-Come on, guys, let's send these
freaks back to where
427
00:17:33,838 --> 00:17:35,487
they came from.
428
00:17:35,487 --> 00:17:37,118
[grunts]
429
00:17:41,087 --> 00:17:42,047
[crowd cheering]
430
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:49,727
-Hiya!
431
00:17:49,727 --> 00:17:52,607
Ugh!
432
00:17:52,607 --> 00:17:54,527
-Ooh!
433
00:17:54,527 --> 00:17:57,646
-Let's see you get
down tonight.
434
00:17:57,646 --> 00:17:59,727
[crowd cheering]
435
00:18:03,198 --> 00:18:05,406
[whirring]
436
00:18:05,406 --> 00:18:08,446
[screams]
437
00:18:08,446 --> 00:18:08,927
-[gasp]
438
00:18:09,406 --> 00:18:09,887
He's trying to get away!
439
00:18:09,887 --> 00:18:11,886
-Alex, stop them!
440
00:18:12,367 --> 00:18:14,878
-Ha, ha, ha, ha.
441
00:18:15,199 --> 00:18:16,367
[grunts]
442
00:18:16,719 --> 00:18:17,198
-No, wait.
443
00:18:17,198 --> 00:18:18,639
I have a better idea.
444
00:18:19,118 --> 00:18:20,559
You're going to stop me.
445
00:18:20,559 --> 00:18:22,798
-What are you talking
about, Jer?
446
00:18:23,279 --> 00:18:25,359
-I'll adjust the time machine
to just before
447
00:18:25,359 --> 00:18:26,798
I met Boogie Gus.
448
00:18:26,798 --> 00:18:28,958
Then you can prevent the
encounter from ever happening.
449
00:18:31,359 --> 00:18:32,879
-Agh!
450
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:35,759
-Do, de, doo, doo, doo,
doo, en, doo, doo.
451
00:18:36,238 --> 00:18:37,198
Doo, doo, de doo.
452
00:18:37,198 --> 00:18:39,118
Hm, hey, ah.
453
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:42,446
[whirring]
454
00:18:42,446 --> 00:18:43,918
-Pow, out of sight.
455
00:18:44,399 --> 00:18:46,127
Chicks are popping up
out of nowhere.
456
00:18:46,446 --> 00:18:47,406
-Mm, yah!
457
00:18:50,367 --> 00:18:51,806
-Bummer, man.
458
00:18:51,806 --> 00:18:54,366
Jerry should be right here.
459
00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:57,406
[whirring]
460
00:18:57,406 --> 00:18:57,966
-Gotcha!
461
00:18:58,447 --> 00:18:59,646
-Argh!
462
00:18:59,646 --> 00:19:03,566
-Can there be two
Jers at once?
463
00:19:03,566 --> 00:19:05,086
[gasp]
464
00:19:05,086 --> 00:19:06,046
[electronic buzzing]
465
00:19:06,046 --> 00:19:07,647
-Hey, what's happening?
466
00:19:15,566 --> 00:19:18,798
[gasp]
467
00:19:18,798 --> 00:19:20,238
-Ah.
468
00:19:20,238 --> 00:19:22,526
-Hm, it looks like
WOOHP's back to
469
00:19:22,878 --> 00:19:25,279
normal, but where's Jerry?
470
00:19:25,279 --> 00:19:27,518
-Also, back to normal.
471
00:19:27,518 --> 00:19:27,999
[gasps]
472
00:19:28,478 --> 00:19:29,279
-The old Jerry back!
473
00:19:29,758 --> 00:19:30,718
-Ahem, yes.
474
00:19:30,718 --> 00:19:32,638
The old Jerry, yes.
475
00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:34,638
Shame I couldn't keep my hair.
476
00:19:34,638 --> 00:19:35,598
-[scoffing]
477
00:19:36,078 --> 00:19:37,438
The Afro was not a good
look for you, Jer.
478
00:19:37,438 --> 00:19:38,879
-OK.
479
00:19:38,879 --> 00:19:40,958
Just so we're clear, we're
in our own time, now, and
480
00:19:40,958 --> 00:19:41,759
everything is like it was?
481
00:19:42,238 --> 00:19:43,679
-Everything is as
it should be.
482
00:19:43,679 --> 00:19:47,038
The time travel project has been
discontinued, or rather,
483
00:19:47,038 --> 00:19:48,479
it was never started.
484
00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:50,158
It's all rather complicated.
485
00:19:50,158 --> 00:19:51,486
-Well, what happened to Gus?
486
00:19:51,486 --> 00:19:53,406
-As I said, everything
is as it should be.
487
00:19:53,406 --> 00:19:56,286
Though I did keep the
mini nuke mood ring.
488
00:19:56,286 --> 00:19:58,446
Rather a charming little gadget,
don't you think?
489
00:19:58,927 --> 00:19:59,887
-Uh?
490
00:20:04,687 --> 00:20:08,206
-Hurry, dear, I want to get some
organic hemp underwear
491
00:20:08,206 --> 00:20:09,887
before they're sold out.
492
00:20:09,887 --> 00:20:12,927
-Mom, would you start living in
the 21st century already?
493
00:20:17,886 --> 00:20:19,247
-Nice to see everything's
back to normal at
494
00:20:19,247 --> 00:20:21,567
the mall, even Clover.
495
00:20:21,567 --> 00:20:24,926
-Hey, Clover, don't you have
to be on, like, 50 dates in
496
00:20:24,926 --> 00:20:26,367
the next half hour?
497
00:20:26,367 --> 00:20:28,606
-Yeah, what happened to
hypersonic dating?
498
00:20:28,606 --> 00:20:29,566
-Oh, please.
499
00:20:29,566 --> 00:20:30,526
That is so five minutes ago.
500
00:20:31,006 --> 00:20:32,926
Ultra slow dating is
the way to go now.
501
00:20:32,926 --> 00:20:36,367
I'm spending all
week with Eric.
502
00:20:36,367 --> 00:20:38,126
-Hm, wow.
503
00:20:38,126 --> 00:20:39,086
When does it start?
504
00:20:39,086 --> 00:20:40,526
-It's already started.
505
00:20:40,526 --> 00:20:42,446
Eric is just two hours late.
506
00:20:42,446 --> 00:20:43,406
-Two hours?
507
00:20:43,406 --> 00:20:45,007
And you're not mad?
508
00:20:45,007 --> 00:20:46,446
-Please, of course not.
509
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:47,887
There is no need to rush
our relationship.
510
00:20:47,887 --> 00:20:51,566
Now, I don't want to be rude,
but, you know, I'm on a date.
511
00:20:51,566 --> 00:20:53,006
-OK.
512
00:20:53,006 --> 00:20:55,406
Well, we'll just go ultra
slow shopping then.
513
00:20:55,406 --> 00:20:56,846
-I feel so out of touch.
514
00:20:56,846 --> 00:20:59,086
If I were to go out with a boy,
how would I even know
515
00:20:59,086 --> 00:21:00,319
what kind of date we're on?
516
00:21:00,319 --> 00:21:02,606
-I guess we're just a couple of
old fashioned girls, Alex.
517
00:21:07,087 --> 00:21:09,486
-I can tell, sometimes, the
other girls think I might not
518
00:21:09,486 --> 00:21:11,406
have what it takes to be a spy,
because I'm all about
519
00:21:11,406 --> 00:21:13,326
fashion and dating.
520
00:21:13,807 --> 00:21:16,206
But there's more to me than good
looks, great clothes, and
521
00:21:16,206 --> 00:21:17,647
totally perfect hair.
522
00:21:18,126 --> 00:21:21,006
Oh, sure, Alex with her hiyas
all over the place, and Sam
523
00:21:21,006 --> 00:21:23,407
with her computer mega brain
that knows just about
524
00:21:23,886 --> 00:21:24,846
everything.
525
00:21:24,846 --> 00:21:25,806
But I'm tough.
526
00:21:25,806 --> 00:21:26,287
I'm--
527
00:21:26,287 --> 00:21:27,726
I'm all sorts of tough.
528
00:21:28,207 --> 00:21:29,646
I just kicked three bad guy's
butts, and I didn't complain
529
00:21:30,127 --> 00:21:31,566
once, even though
broke two nails.
530
00:21:32,047 --> 00:21:32,526
Two.
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