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[x-powder ringing]

[explosion]

-Whew-hoo-hoo!

Whew!

Ew.

Oo-ah.

Whew!

Shew!

Ah!

Huh?

What's going on?

Agh!

[school bell ringing]

-Uh!

-Ah!

-See, I told you we could land on the quad

without being seen.

-You're right!

Everyone's so worried about being late for class they

didn't even notice us.

-Uh!

-Mandy?

-Guess again!

That's my name, don't wear it out.

-Uh, I prefer not to use it at all, but you keep showing up.

-You losers!

Mind telling me what's up with that totally bizarre, totally

pathetic attempt at a covert Bev High drop in?

-You mean the-- the Sky Diving Club?

It's not covert.

Anyone can join.

-Really?

Where do I sign up?

-Oh, actually, the new session, it doesn't start

until next year.

But, uh, we'll keep you posted.

[x-powder ringing]

[gasp]

-What is that noise?

-Um, homeroom bell?

-Hm!

[x-powder ringing]

-Hey, girls--

[shriek]

ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Mind giving me a hand here?

-Huh?

-Oh, hi, Mandy?

-Oh, you mean that noise.

Um, that's just the latest plasma PDA with videophone

satellite uplink.

-Ugh!

I have the latest everything, and I have never seen this.

-Just pull your release cord, Alex.

-Hm?

Agh!

Huh!

-Agh!

OK, you freaks are officially up to something.

Because, no fabric in the world could

weather a like that.

-Except this new microfiber from Paris.

All the trendy boutiques carry it.

-You really should update your wardrobe, Mandy.

Well, don't be late for class.

See ya.

-Bye!

-Ugh!

Uh!

-That was totally close.

From now on, no more parachuting, and I don't care

how late we are.

-Whoa!

Whoa!

[screams]

-Whoa!

Ugh!

-Agh!

-Good afternoon, girls.

[gasp]

-Jerry, we can't take another mission right now.

We have a mid-term to study for.

-I'm sorry girls, but college students have been

disappearing in the Canadian Northwest.

-Studying can wait.

We've got student hot-spots to check out.

G.L.A.D.I.S.: Compiling a list of hot-spots in a three mile

radius of the college.

-Yes, G.L.A.D.I.S., I was about to request that you

compile a--

G.L.A.D.I.S.: [chattering]

List complete.

-Hm?

-Burger Buddies, Chilly Vanilly Frozen Yogurt, Das

Coffeehaus.

-Bingo!

That's the one.

-Das Coffeehaus?

Uh, how can you be sure?

-Please!

Anyone crazy enough to compete with Mega Coffee

Mart is up to something.

-So what gadgets do we have for this mission, Jer?

-You'll be issued your Head-For-Cover Hoverboard,

Ultra-Sensitive Earring Microphone Communicators, Mini

Charm Bracelets--

and our newest invention, hot off the design table--

the Second Skin.

-Hot is right!

I want one of those for the prom.

-It repels, resists, and releases

any exterior substance.

-Ah-hah!

-Mandy?

-I knew you losers were up to something.

[gasps]

-Quick, Jerry, grab her.

-Reprogram her brain!

-Tackle her to the ground and shave her head!

-Hm?

-You know you want to.

-How impressive!

No one has ever cracked WHOOP security before.

-WHOOP?

What is that?

A club for weirdos?

-It's the World Organization Of Human Protection.

We help the world, secretly, of course.

-So, you're like spies?

-Precisely.

-Back off, baldy.

I've got manicured nails and I know how to use them.

-Tenacious.

-You see me after a pedicure.

Ha, ha, ha.

-And a quick whit, to boot.

How would you like to join our team?

-What?

-She's the perfect candidate.

I've been searching for another spy for weeks now.

And imagine how easy the training will be, since you

girls already know each other.

-You mean, I get prestige, world travel, a cute little

phone, and I get to torture these losers?

-Mm, mm.

-Ah!

Sign me up!

-Ugh!

Ugh!

MANDY (OFFSCREEN): Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Oh!

This is so fab-- agh!

I can't, uh, hello!

A little help here.

It

-It's simple, Mandy.

Just lead with that giant head of yours.

-Ugh!

What kind of ridiculous accessory is a

jet pack, any way?

I mean, it doesn't even match my shoes.

-Ugh!

I can't believe we're stuck with her.

It's the absolute worse thing, ever!

Ugh!

-Ugh!

-Ugh!

-Agh!

Uh, ee, ah!

Ugh!

Blah.

OK.

I have to talk to Jarvis about my defective jet pack.

-Jerry.

-Whatever!

Just get this fashion faux pas off me.

-Either you stop complaining, or we're going with the head

shaving thing!

[gasp]

-OK, girls, it's spy time.

-Ooh, which means we need to blend with the college crowd.

[whoosh]

-A beret.

Uh, huh.

Uh, huh.

Forget it.

There is no way you are getting me in that outfit.

-Hm?

-OK, girls, let's split up.

Sammy, you check out the groovy beads.

Alex, you take the table area.

I'll scope out the espresso bar.

-What about Mandy?

-Hey!

Where is she?

-Hi.

[gasps]

-Half caf, decaf [? percent ?] mocha whipped.

Agh!

-You're not here for the coffee, Mandy.

We're here on a mission.

-One, the perfect latte is my mission.

Two, I was going to ask the barista

about the missing students.

I'm a spy, too, you know.

-Ooh!

-You don't just ask.

Alex, keep tabs on her.

-Me?

No way!

Sam, you do it.

-Uh, huh.

I don't think so.

Clover, it's your idea.

-Ugh!

We'll draw stir sticks.

-Agh!

-Sorry, Alex.

It's the only way we'll get anything accomplished.

Ugh!

Uh, fine.

-Nothing out of the ordinary here.

What about you, Alex?

-Other than the fact that I'm on a mission with Mandy,

nothing unusual here.

What about you, Sammy?

[gasp]

-I'm in a dead end.

Hm?

Whoa!

Ugh!

Check that.

Dead end leads to a secret passage.

[grunts]

-Whoa!

-That's our Percolator 9000.

-Oh, hi.

I was, um, I was just looking for the VIP espresso bar.

-Go ahead!

Take a little dip.

It's good to the last drop.

-No, I--

I really couldn't.

-Somehow I think you could.

-Not!

Uh!

Ugh!

Hm?

[chuckling]

[grunts]

-Ah!

Oo-ah!

Ugh!

Whoa!

Ah!

-Hm?

[chuckling]

-Huh?

-Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

-Sammy?

Sammy?

Alex, I lost contact with Sam.

-Me too!

Mandy, do you still have contact with Sam?

-Oh, please!

I took my earrings off hours ago.

They so did not go with this outfit.

-Ugh!

-Where's the secret passage?

-I don't know.

But I'm going to find out.

-Oh, I'm so over these caves.

Can we leave now?

-Listen, Mandy, our best friend is missing.

And if you don't help us find her, I'll take all your

designer clothes and wash them in hot water!

[gasp]

-You wouldn't?

-Try me.

-Ooh!

-Sam, where are you?

-Sam?

-Shh!

-Help, don't help.

Make up your minds, people.

What is it gonna be?

[gasp]

-Sam's earring.

Uh!

Agh!

-Ow!

-Ugh!

Gosh, just because we caused a stupid little explosion does

not mean that you get to be rude, mister.

-We'd better call Jerry.

-How's the mission, girls?

-Terrible.

Mandy's totally irritating us.

And we lost Sam!

-Oh, my.

-We found one of her earrings and it's all charred.

Poor Sammy.

What do you think happened to her?

-I'm afraid I don't know.

But you should come home.

-We're not leaving Sam behind, Jer.

-I know it's difficult.

But I need to do an analysis on the earring.

And you need to study for your mid-term.

-Finally!

Uh, this case is more boring than Clover's hair style.

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

-I can't stand the thought of not knowing where our poor Sam

is, or if she's OK.

-This is all Mandy's fault.

If I didn't have to babysit, I could have

helped Sammy sooner.

-Why would Jerry do this to us?

It's like our worse nightmare.

-Greetings, spy sisters.

Ah!

-Ugh!

-Man, you guys are like seriously uptight about this

secret agent stuff.

-(SCOFFING) Yeah!

Emphasis on secret, Mandy.

-As in you can't reveal our identities, or we're as good

as useless on a mission.

[x-powder ringing]

-Huh?

-Ah, it's good to see you girls getting along.

-Ugh!

-Now, I just received the analysis on Sam's earring.

Apparently it was shorted out by really strong coffee.

-Then we'd better get back to Das Coffeehaus, pronto.

-Yeah, you know, I'm just going to skip

this part of the mission.

I haven't had a chance to show off my new outfit, yet.

[screams]

-Agh!

By skip this part, I meant exactly the opposite of this!

-If it was our vote, you wouldn't be here either.

So save your whining for someone who cares!

-Erg, uh.

Uch!

-Someone needs a water purifier.

-Duh, it's espresso, slow roast.

Fine ground for cone filter.

But they really should reconsider.

-So Sam must have taken a coffee bath, and that's how

her earring shorted out.

-Time for another wardrobe change.

Resist.

-OK, I like coffee, but not that much.

Ugh!

Ich!

Gross!

[screams]

-Making you guys suffer is one thing.

But being covered in grime is a deal breaker!

-Repel!

-Ew!

Ewww!

[gasps]

-You have to mine for coffee beans?

No wonder a cappuccino is so expensive.

-They look hypnotized.

-Hey, look!

It's your third half.

-Sammy!

Sammy, are you OK?

-Of course she's not OK.

Look at her hat, it's pumping her full of java.

[grunts]

[alarm sounding]

-Ugh!

Mandy!

-What?

Like, finding an escape is a bad thing?

-It is when it sets off the alarm!

-You and your spy rules!

[alarm stops]

-Hm?

[growling]

-There, see.

Nothing to worry about.

[growling]

-OK, you guys, you take care of this, OK?

I just had my nails done.

Agh!

-Ugh!

-Ugh!

-Huh, ooha!

Hoo!

-Whoa!

Ugh!

-Ugh!

-OK, I think it's time to admit you have a problem.

[chuckling]

[grunts]

-Huh?

Ergh!

Huah!

-Huh?

Ugh!

Should have seen that one coming.

-Oh!

-Huah!

[screams]

-Agh!

-Ah, ha!

You weren't thinking of leaving your

friends, were you?

Ha, ha.

-We're not that close.

-You!

I knew you were behind this evil plan to make students dig

for coffee beans and-- what exactly are you doing?

-I'm gonna flood the world with my, not just hip, but

hypnotizing coffee.

And turn everyone into customers.

-Oh, like you'd be the first.

-I'm not talking figuratively, cutie.

-Hey!

I'm the cute one.

-Soon the gates will open, and coffee will literally pour out

and deluge the streets!

Mega Coffee Mart will rue the day they rejected my

application.

I know coffee!

-You could learn a little something

about customer service.

-Ye-uh!

-Ugh!

Agh!

-Ugh!

This isn't exactly the lesson I had in mind.

[chuckling]

-What do you think, fine or coarse ground?

-Oh, I really don't make good coffee.

Too bitter.

-Don't talk to me about bitter.

Enjoy your last few minutes, cause I'm going upstairs to

watch the show.

Mwahaha, ha, ha, ha.

[screams]

[grunts]

-Clover, I don't bend that way.

-Well, we need to do something.

-And quickly, please.

This rope is hurting my delicate skin.

-The floor's open for ideas, Mandy.

Feel free to jump in any time.

-Well, lotion will stop the chafing, but I can't very well

apply it when I'm tied up.

-I mean, for getting out of this mess.

-Hello!

Right here!

Don't have to yell!

-Ugh!

[screams]

[grunts]

[shriek]

-Uh, great idea, Clover.

We'll swing our way out of here and up to the rafters!

-Whoa!

-Agh!

Oh, yeah!

I feel much safer now!

-Release.

[screams]

-Coffee's on!

-Take that, Mega Coffee Mart!

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

[grunts]

-Mm.

Clover?

Alex?

What are you doing here?

What am I doing here?

[gasp]

-Agh!

-What is she doing here?

-Uh, give it a sec, it'll all come back to you.

-Oh, right.

What did we ever do to Jerry?

-I don't know.

But it's just so good to have you back.

-Oh, that's it!

I am outta here!

[gasp]

-Oh, no.

No, no.

Agh!

[? abandon ?]

[? idea! ?]

-Doesn't that lead to the sewer?

-Seems appropriate.

-[sigh]

I guess we should help her.

-Good luck!

-Huh?

Hey!

-Uh, [choking]

uh!

Espresso will never be the [choke]

same again.

Sammy!

Oh, Sammy!

Ah, I'm so glad to see you!

-I gotta say, it's good to see you too, Mandy.

Especially like this.

[chuckling]

-Hiya!

-Huah!

-Agh!

[gasp]

Hm?

Ooh!

Ugh!

Hiya, ah!

Hiya!

-Ugh!

-Ergh!

-Mwahaha, ha, ha, ha.

-Now, you didn't actually think you would

get away with this?

[grunts]

-Ah, huh!

-Agh!

-You didn't think you'd actually stop me.

I will be the coffee king!

Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Ah, ha, ha, ha!

Ugh!

Ah!

Ugh!

[screams]

-Dude, seriously, it's time for some decaf.

-Ugh!

I would rather shop at a discount store

than do this again.

-I take it things didn't go well?

-Ugh!

I need to forget this horrible, disgusting mission

ever happened.

You have to make it go away!

-Hurry!

Before she changes her mind.

Use the reprogramming tool, Jer.

-I don't know, Jer.

I mean, maybe Mandy should be a spy.

Is that a coffee filter in your hair?

-Agh!

[chuckling]

-Alex, please, please.

You're compassionate.

Make them understand.

Sam!

Save me, Sammy.

Save my [inaudible].

You have to help me.

I just want my old like back.

Clover, please?

Please, don't do this to me.

[crying]

-I didn't do anything.

I won't drink espresso, ever, ever, ever.

Please!

Hm?

Shouldn't you have a warning label for hair like that?

Ha, ha.

Losers!

-Ah, isn't life wonderful?

-Oh, yeah!

[chuckling]

-In the middle of the fight, Mandy's hair was like really

funky, and not in a good way.

And her clothes were totally not fitting

the way they should.

At first, I didn't want to say anything, because I didn't

want to embarrass her, you know, since she

became a spy and all.

But then I'm thinking, I should tell her, for her own

good, because nobody would want to look that bad.

But, a teeny tiny part of me kind of enjoyed it.

And before I had a chance to tell her, the fight was over.

Next time, I'll definitely tell her when she has the

major uglies.

I can do it.