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[x-powder ringing]
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[theme music]
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[explosion]
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-Mm, huh?
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Sweet!
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[typing]
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COMPUTER: To experience the
perfect union between human
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and technology, simply put
on the neuro-helmet.
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-Huh?
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[screams]
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-Huh?
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[screams]
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-Hello!
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We're like totally
lounging, here!
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-Hm.
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Ugh!
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-Uh?
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-Oh, score!
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Look, a quarter!
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[growling]
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-Alex, you've been tying
up the bathroom
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for, like, three hours.
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I'm coming in!
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Ugh!
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Hm.
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-I found a place that buys
hair by the inch.
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How much do you think I can cut
before I look like a boy?
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[growling]
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-Um.
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-Ugh!
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Uh.
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Agh!
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Ugh!
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I wasn't done with that!
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-Really?
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Sorry, I'll get you another.
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Oopsy, I can be so clumsy.
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You want another?
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By the way, do you know how much
the recycling center pays
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per bottle?
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-That's it!
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It's on.
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-Clover, I'm--I'm sure there's
a perfectly good explanation
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why Alex is acting like
a total wacko.
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Right, Alex?
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-I'm sorry, guys.
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It's just that I need
some cash, bad!
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After my parents left on
vacation, I kinda ran out.
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-Well, what about
your allowance?
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-Girl's got needs.
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New mega-grip rock climbing
shoes, 3D boy candy trading
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cards, and have you seen the
price of latte scented candles
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these days?
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-Um, color me obvious, but
what about getting a job?
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-So not an option.
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A job would mean a boss,
and you know I don't
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do well with bosses.
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-Alex, if I've told you once,
I've told you a hundred times.
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Now look here, you, I can't
understand what's
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the matter with you.
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Why you can't--
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-That's a major understatement.
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-Yeah.
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Don't you worry your
pretty little face.
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We'll personally make
sure that you get
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a really nice boss.
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-Ugh!
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Free sample of Captain Cluck's
chicken wads, the
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one with the clack.
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[laughter]
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-Ugh!
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-So, how's our little
spring chicken?
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-You guys are so, not helping.
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-Look out, Sam, she
might peck at us.
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[laughter]
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-Have you even tried
one those things?
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They taste like, like--
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-Alex, I'm not paying you to
gossip with your friends.
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You're here to push
the poultry.
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-Yes, sir.
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-Good, now cluck
like a chicken.
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-Cluck.
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-Cluck like a chicken about
to lose her job.
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-Cluck, cluck, cluck.
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-Excellent.
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Now get back to work!
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-Er!
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-Easy, Alex.
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-Yeah, don't let him ruffle
your feathers.
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[giggling]
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[screams]
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-Oh!
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-Hello, ladies, and
um, chicken.
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[laughter]
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-Ha, ha, very funny.
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Was that your one joke
of the year, Jerry?
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-Girls, your mission will
be to infiltrate an
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evil chicken farm.
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[laughter]
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-I'm just kidding.
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Ha, ha, ha.
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Actually, a number of people
have been disappearing.
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CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Ugh!
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You mean a number
of nerdy people.
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-Oh, boy, geek rescue.
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[beeping]
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SAM (OFFSCREEN): Check it out!
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I cross-referenced their names
and it turns out that they
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were all logged in at
the same cyber cafe.
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-Good work, Sam.
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You can start there.
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Now for your gadgets.
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You will be equipped with
Infrared Motion Detector
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Sunglasses, Faux Snakeskin
Suction Boots.
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[gasp]
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-Hm?
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And an Electro Hairnet.
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Don't wear this in the shower,
you'll get quite a shock.
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GLADIS: And I added the
Magnetron Haircurler.
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-GLADIS, I thought we had
a talk about this.
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GLADIS: We did, Jerry.
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I just decided to ignore you.
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A new device that will attract
any metal object to it, like a
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super powerful electromagnet.
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-Ooh, a hair curler!
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You read my mind.
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[shriek]
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-Farewell, girls.
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GLADIS: And good luck.
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-Whoa!
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-Whoa, it's empty.
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I guess this place is too
geeky, even for geeks.
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-Yeah.
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We won't need our disguises
after all.
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-Huh?
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Huh, looks like a pretty normal
cyber cafe to me.
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Let's take a look around.
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-Find anything?
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-Not yet, just poking around
through some files, trying to
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see who used this
machine last.
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[beeping]
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-Password?
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Oh, please!
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I'll show you a password.
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[gasp]
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-Agh!
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Whoa!
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-Face-hugger alert!
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-It hasn't given up, yet.
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-That thing took a jump on me.
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Brain much.
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-Help us!
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-It went this way!
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-Now I think it's over here.
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[gulp]
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Uh, guys, I found it.
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Uh, guys?
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-Ha!
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That'll teach you to keep your
tentacles to yourself.
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-Jerry will want to
take a look this.
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-Whoa!
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I have to get going.
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I only get an hour break before
I have to be back in
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that stupid chicken suit.
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Free samples of Captain Cluck.
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-Well, I'd like to know
what that spider thing
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was trying to do.
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Talk about creepy.
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-I wouldn't be surprised if
it was linked to those
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disappearances, somehow.
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-Don't miss our new Cajun
chicken blends.
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The great taste of chicken,
now in a drink.
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MANDY (OFFSCREEN): Ah, ha.
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There's something different
about you.
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-Uh, oh.
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-Let me guess, you've
done something
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different with your hair?
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That's not it.
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Hm?
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[gasp]
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Could it be that you're
wearing a
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pathetic chicken suit?
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I almost feel sorry.
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Busting on you today is like
shooting fish in a barrel.
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-It's not what it looks like.
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I mean, it is a chicken suit,
but it's, um, well, it's for
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charity. you know, the
Chicken-Suit-A-Thon.
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-Hey, so what you doing?
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You gotta be nice to
the customers.
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I'm sorry, miss, here's
a coupon for a free
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chicken-on-a-stick.
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-Whatever!
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Bawk, bawk, ba, gaw!
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I'm outta here!
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-Alex, if you mess up one more
time you outta here.
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-Oh, yeah?
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I can't think of anything
I'd like better.
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-What Alex means is, uh, she--
she can't think of anything
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she'd like better than giving
away more chicken.
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Ha, ha.
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[x-powder ringing]
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-Ah, girls, at the
mall, I see.
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Quelle surprise.
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-Uh, sorry.
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The Museum of Ancient Boredom
was closed today.
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-In any case, the
analysis of that
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spider device is complete.
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It's some kind of neural
interface device designed to
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form a link between the human
brain and a computer.
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-Do we know where
it came from?
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-It bears the manufacturing
mark of Tetsuo
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Industries of Japan.
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The owner, Tetsuo Takara,
is known as a
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genius electronics designer.
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-Hey, I think that guy designed
one of my favorite
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video games, Turbo Ninja
Monkey Attack.
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-Mm, nerd much?
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[giggling]
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-Get this, if you
cross-reference Tetsuo's name
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with the real estate database,
you discover that Tetsuo owns
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that cyber cafe in Vancouver.
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-Looks like you're
off to Japan.
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Sayonara!
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-Whoa!
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-Look at the armed guards
and search lights.
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This place is a fortress.
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-OK, well, we can't
get in like this.
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We need a disguise.
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-Well, this is a computer
factory, right?
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So we need to dress
like total nerds.
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[flash]
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-OK, this is way nerdy,
even by my standards.
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Let's do it.
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-Whoa!
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When did geeks get so ungeeky?
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SAM (OFFSCREEN): Yeah, those
guys look almost cool.
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-Hello!
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They're still geeks, remember.
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We just need a quick
adjustment.
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-These are totally fab!
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I might take one home with me.
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-Come on.
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[humming]
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-Do you hear that?
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-Yeah.
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The humming seems to be
coming from that way.
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-Whoa, heads up!
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Come on.
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Strange, why would a hallway
just end like that?
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No.
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There's a seam in the wall.
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-Someone's coming.
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Hide!
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COMPUTER: Identification
verified.
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-Uh, I think we need
another way in.
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-Over here.
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[grunts]
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-Ready?
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1, 2, 3, heave.
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-Ugh!
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Great job.
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[beep]
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-You first.
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-Um.
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-Achoo!
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-Shh.
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-Haven't these people ever
heard of dusting?
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SAM (OFFSCREEN): We
found our nerds.
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[typing on computer keyboards]
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00:12:24,766 --> 00:12:25,726
CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): They're
beyond nerds.
271
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They're techo-zombies.
272
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[typing on computer keyboards]
273
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-There's Tetsuo.
274
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[gasp]
275
00:12:42,527 --> 00:12:43,567
SAM (OFFSCREEN): That neural
interface lets him control
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00:12:43,567 --> 00:12:44,847
these people.
277
00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:46,767
CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): But the real
question is, what's he
278
00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:49,566
making those to techo-zombies
build?
279
00:12:49,566 --> 00:12:50,767
[gasps]
280
00:12:51,247 --> 00:12:53,006
-Ow!
281
00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:53,247
Ugh!
282
00:12:53,247 --> 00:12:54,607
Hiya!
283
00:12:56,559 --> 00:12:57,359
Huh?
284
00:12:57,839 --> 00:12:58,927
Hm?
285
00:13:03,039 --> 00:13:03,887
-Ha, ha, ha, ha.
286
00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:04,926
[beep]
287
00:13:04,926 --> 00:13:05,998
[buzz]
288
00:13:05,998 --> 00:13:07,327
-Huh?
289
00:13:16,687 --> 00:13:17,518
-Agh!
290
00:13:17,518 --> 00:13:18,878
Hiya!
291
00:13:21,087 --> 00:13:22,047
Whoa!
292
00:13:22,047 --> 00:13:24,047
-Huh, ugh!
293
00:13:24,047 --> 00:13:25,487
-Ooh!
294
00:13:28,319 --> 00:13:30,719
-Uh, I don't want to be a party
pooper, but we're not
295
00:13:30,719 --> 00:13:32,479
exactly welcome here.
296
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:33,359
-Point taken.
297
00:13:33,359 --> 00:13:34,399
Let's go!
298
00:13:36,847 --> 00:13:38,286
-Hiya!
299
00:13:38,286 --> 00:13:39,919
Huh, uh!
300
00:13:40,398 --> 00:13:41,406
Agh!
301
00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:48,959
-Agh!
302
00:13:48,959 --> 00:13:52,878
Uh, you got lucky, buddy.
303
00:13:52,878 --> 00:13:54,527
[beeping]
304
00:13:57,967 --> 00:13:58,927
-Agh!
305
00:13:58,927 --> 00:14:01,326
Argh!
306
00:14:01,807 --> 00:14:02,767
Argh!
307
00:14:03,246 --> 00:14:03,246
-Whoa!
308
00:14:03,646 --> 00:14:04,958
Ugh!
309
00:14:04,958 --> 00:14:05,839
Ugh!
310
00:14:05,839 --> 00:14:06,799
Oh, thanks, Sam.
311
00:14:07,199 --> 00:14:08,079
You're a pal.
312
00:14:08,079 --> 00:14:10,879
-Oh, this is becoming
a painful habit.
313
00:14:11,359 --> 00:14:12,799
Wait, where's Clover?
314
00:14:12,799 --> 00:14:13,279
[screams]
315
00:14:13,279 --> 00:14:14,719
[gasps]
316
00:14:21,438 --> 00:14:22,879
[buzzing]
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00:14:30,767 --> 00:14:32,207
-Ho.
318
00:14:32,207 --> 00:14:33,647
Ah, ee.
319
00:14:36,447 --> 00:14:37,806
-Phew.
320
00:14:37,806 --> 00:14:41,279
Come on, who knows what they're
doing to Clover.
321
00:14:41,279 --> 00:14:43,439
What do we do now?
322
00:14:43,439 --> 00:14:45,838
[gasp]
323
00:14:46,127 --> 00:14:47,439
-Come on.
324
00:14:54,366 --> 00:14:55,519
-Where's Clover?
325
00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:58,158
-And where did all the
zombie nerds go?
326
00:14:58,158 --> 00:14:59,967
It's not like they have
dates, or anything.
327
00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:01,007
-This is weird.
328
00:15:01,007 --> 00:15:01,967
-OK.
329
00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:03,407
This is way past weird.
330
00:15:03,407 --> 00:15:05,327
This is officially bizarro!
331
00:15:05,759 --> 00:15:06,719
[gasps]
332
00:15:13,807 --> 00:15:15,246
[choking]
333
00:15:19,359 --> 00:15:20,798
-Wow!
334
00:15:20,798 --> 00:15:22,718
ALEX (OFFSCREEN): What did
they do to Clover?
335
00:15:22,718 --> 00:15:23,759
SAM (OFFSCREEN): Ew, gross.
336
00:15:24,238 --> 00:15:25,679
-This is getting out of hand.
337
00:15:26,158 --> 00:15:27,599
Time to call in some backup.
338
00:15:27,599 --> 00:15:28,559
-Right.
339
00:15:28,559 --> 00:15:29,998
[dialing x-powder]
340
00:15:29,998 --> 00:15:31,599
[gasp]
341
00:15:31,599 --> 00:15:32,079
-Jerry?
342
00:15:32,079 --> 00:15:34,527
-It's so wonderful, girls.
343
00:15:34,527 --> 00:15:36,687
-Turn off the X-Powder.
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00:15:36,687 --> 00:15:37,647
-[gasp]
345
00:15:37,647 --> 00:15:38,607
Ugh!
346
00:15:38,607 --> 00:15:39,806
Argh!
347
00:15:42,207 --> 00:15:44,127
It's for the best, Alex.
348
00:15:44,127 --> 00:15:48,686
Becoming one with the computer
collective is so liberating.
349
00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:49,487
-Agh!
350
00:15:52,847 --> 00:15:54,846
Ugh, oh.
351
00:15:54,846 --> 00:15:57,519
-It all makes sense now.
352
00:15:57,519 --> 00:15:58,479
[grunts]
353
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,407
-Ow, stop doing that.
354
00:16:01,407 --> 00:16:04,287
-Resistance is a
waste of time.
355
00:16:04,766 --> 00:16:08,606
-Zombie Sam, you've
been working out.
356
00:16:08,606 --> 00:16:09,599
Agh!
357
00:16:09,599 --> 00:16:11,999
Ugh!
358
00:16:11,999 --> 00:16:12,927
[gasp]
359
00:16:12,927 --> 00:16:14,687
-You've got it, too.
360
00:16:14,687 --> 00:16:18,367
-Did you really think you could
out-think a computer?
361
00:16:18,367 --> 00:16:19,806
-What are you trying
to do, corner the
362
00:16:19,806 --> 00:16:21,726
geek slavery market?
363
00:16:21,726 --> 00:16:24,959
-Each of us has a brain that
operates much like a computer
364
00:16:24,959 --> 00:16:29,726
hard drive and processor, and
it's wasted on fashion,
365
00:16:29,726 --> 00:16:32,127
gossip, watching TV.
366
00:16:32,127 --> 00:16:33,358
-Hello!
367
00:16:33,839 --> 00:16:35,647
What else are we supposed
to use our brains for?
368
00:16:35,647 --> 00:16:39,006
-With this device data virus,
I can turn you into a data
369
00:16:39,006 --> 00:16:43,118
terminal, a node in
my grand network!
370
00:16:43,118 --> 00:16:46,398
-You're not just a geek, you're
a total jerk geek.
371
00:16:46,398 --> 00:16:50,719
-My device will broadcast the
virus on every satellite,
372
00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:53,599
radio and TV station,
every cell tower.
373
00:16:53,599 --> 00:16:55,038
No one will escape.
374
00:16:55,519 --> 00:16:56,606
Not even you.
375
00:16:57,087 --> 00:16:57,887
-Want to bet?
376
00:17:01,839 --> 00:17:02,318
-Hm.
377
00:17:02,799 --> 00:17:03,759
Why do they always
try to resist?
378
00:17:12,287 --> 00:17:15,567
[gasp]
379
00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:19,407
[screams]
380
00:17:19,407 --> 00:17:21,166
-Oh, I'm gonna be
sore tomorrow.
381
00:17:26,926 --> 00:17:27,407
-Ugh!
382
00:17:27,407 --> 00:17:28,559
Uh.
383
00:17:39,598 --> 00:17:41,039
-Come on, Sam.
384
00:17:41,039 --> 00:17:41,518
Fight it!
385
00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:42,959
It's me, Alex.
386
00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:43,919
-Join us.
387
00:17:43,919 --> 00:17:45,999
We need your brain.
388
00:17:45,999 --> 00:17:46,959
-That's a first.
389
00:17:51,407 --> 00:17:54,287
Oh, all right, plan,
plan, need a plan.
390
00:17:54,287 --> 00:17:55,966
A gadget, oh, that's
what I need.
391
00:17:55,966 --> 00:17:57,886
Com powder? powder No, no.
392
00:17:58,367 --> 00:17:58,846
Lipstick?
393
00:17:58,846 --> 00:18:00,047
Well, I do need a touch up.
394
00:18:00,047 --> 00:18:00,959
Wait, no!
395
00:18:00,959 --> 00:18:05,039
Magnetron, sorry, Sam.
396
00:18:05,039 --> 00:18:06,207
-Ooh!
397
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:09,087
-Oops, he, he.
398
00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:10,047
-Huah!
399
00:18:10,526 --> 00:18:11,967
Ugh!
400
00:18:11,967 --> 00:18:12,927
Ugh!
401
00:18:12,927 --> 00:18:13,887
Whew.
402
00:18:13,887 --> 00:18:15,999
W-- w-- what happened?
403
00:18:15,999 --> 00:18:18,366
-Sam, are you OK?
404
00:18:18,366 --> 00:18:19,806
Oh, you're back.
405
00:18:19,806 --> 00:18:21,726
You must have returned to normal
when you bumped your
406
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,327
head on that sign.
407
00:18:23,327 --> 00:18:25,486
-Huh?
408
00:18:25,486 --> 00:18:26,367
[gasp]
409
00:18:26,367 --> 00:18:29,726
-Of course, it's
the Magnetron!
410
00:18:29,726 --> 00:18:32,798
Computers are super sensitive
to magnets.
411
00:18:32,798 --> 00:18:36,927
-Uh, do robot spiders
count as computers?
412
00:18:36,927 --> 00:18:39,407
[gasps]
413
00:18:39,407 --> 00:18:40,767
-Only one way to find out.
414
00:18:44,447 --> 00:18:45,886
Huh?
415
00:18:45,886 --> 00:18:47,727
-I'm starting to think
like a computer.
416
00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:48,687
-Me too.
417
00:18:48,687 --> 00:18:50,207
Let's shut this party down.
418
00:18:53,406 --> 00:18:53,886
[gasp]
419
00:18:53,886 --> 00:18:56,846
-Not quite, my soon
to be computers.
420
00:18:56,846 --> 00:18:57,647
-Whoa!
421
00:18:57,966 --> 00:18:58,447
-Ha, ha, ha.
422
00:18:58,926 --> 00:18:59,726
-Agh!
423
00:19:01,998 --> 00:19:02,958
-Yeah?
424
00:19:02,958 --> 00:19:04,398
Well this magnetron
was designed for
425
00:19:04,398 --> 00:19:06,127
maximum curling power.
426
00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:07,839
We just need a little
extra juice.
427
00:19:08,318 --> 00:19:09,567
-You got full power!
428
00:19:09,919 --> 00:19:10,398
Hit it!
429
00:19:10,879 --> 00:19:11,839
-Clear the way, Sis.
430
00:19:11,839 --> 00:19:15,806
This girl's got a date
with destruction.
431
00:19:15,806 --> 00:19:17,039
-Argh!
432
00:19:25,566 --> 00:19:28,046
-Huh?
433
00:19:28,046 --> 00:19:30,318
-Huh?
434
00:19:30,318 --> 00:19:33,759
-Hello, well that was strange.
435
00:19:33,759 --> 00:19:34,238
SAM (OFFSCREEN): Yes!
436
00:19:34,238 --> 00:19:35,198
It worked!
437
00:19:35,198 --> 00:19:36,158
ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Ow.
438
00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:43,119
-I feel like I just rode the
Spine Buster a hundred times.
439
00:19:43,119 --> 00:19:47,246
-E-- excuse me, ladies, but
can anybody tell me
440
00:19:47,246 --> 00:19:49,246
what is going on?
441
00:19:49,246 --> 00:19:50,687
-You don't remember?
442
00:19:50,687 --> 00:19:52,126
The icky spiders?
443
00:19:52,126 --> 00:19:53,567
The zombies?
444
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:54,527
Nothing?
445
00:19:55,006 --> 00:19:57,886
-The-- the last thing I remember
is coming across a
446
00:19:57,886 --> 00:20:00,526
powerful new virus when
I was surfing the web.
447
00:20:00,526 --> 00:20:02,927
-We better get WOOHP to hunt
down that virus before this
448
00:20:02,927 --> 00:20:04,046
happens all over again.
449
00:20:04,526 --> 00:20:05,486
-No doubt!
450
00:20:05,486 --> 00:20:07,406
I've had my fill of battling
techno-geeks.
451
00:20:07,406 --> 00:20:09,806
No offense.
452
00:20:09,806 --> 00:20:10,766
What?
453
00:20:19,247 --> 00:20:22,127
-Just drag and drop the file
into the new folder, and there
454
00:20:22,127 --> 00:20:23,918
you go, your own website.
455
00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:24,878
-Wow!
456
00:20:25,359 --> 00:20:27,279
Like, I never thought it
would be this easy.
457
00:20:27,279 --> 00:20:30,046
-Oh, hey, we're sorry you got
fired from your job in the
458
00:20:30,046 --> 00:20:30,878
mall, Alex.
459
00:20:30,878 --> 00:20:34,238
A chick like you deserves
better.
460
00:20:34,238 --> 00:20:35,678
[giggling]
461
00:20:35,678 --> 00:20:39,759
-Yeah, we know you were an
egg-ceptional employee.
462
00:20:39,759 --> 00:20:40,719
-Who cares?
463
00:20:40,719 --> 00:20:42,639
This new tutoring job
is way better.
464
00:20:42,639 --> 00:20:45,167
After our last mission, I'm
practically a computer expert.
465
00:20:45,646 --> 00:20:47,678
And the best part is,
I'm in charge.
466
00:20:47,678 --> 00:20:51,998
There's no boss telling me I'm
late, or to stop gossiping,
467
00:20:51,998 --> 00:20:54,078
because I'm the boss.
468
00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:55,038
[beeping]
469
00:20:55,038 --> 00:20:55,519
[gasp]
470
00:20:55,519 --> 00:20:57,439
Uh, Alex, what do I do?
471
00:20:57,439 --> 00:20:59,359
ALEX (OFFSCREEN): No problemo.
472
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:02,158
Just press this and this.
473
00:21:02,638 --> 00:21:03,118
Agh!
474
00:21:03,598 --> 00:21:04,078
Help!
475
00:21:04,078 --> 00:21:05,038
Help!
476
00:21:05,038 --> 00:21:06,958
This isn't supposed to happen.
477
00:21:06,958 --> 00:21:08,878
Where's a boss when
you need one?
478
00:21:09,358 --> 00:21:11,678
-You know, it might not be
too late to get your
479
00:21:12,047 --> 00:21:13,007
chicken suit back.
480
00:21:13,007 --> 00:21:13,598
SAM (OFFSCREEN): Come
on, don't get
481
00:21:14,078 --> 00:21:14,558
your feathers ruffled.
482
00:21:14,558 --> 00:21:15,839
[giggling]
483
00:21:18,238 --> 00:21:21,599
-OK, so maybe Clover was right
and I'm a total nerd bilingual
484
00:21:22,078 --> 00:21:22,559
and geek-speak.
485
00:21:23,038 --> 00:21:23,998
But hello!
486
00:21:23,998 --> 00:21:26,399
Video game's rock. it's one
thing to kick bad guy's butts
487
00:21:26,878 --> 00:21:30,239
in real life, but try escaping
the Trogs on Level 10 in
488
00:21:30,239 --> 00:21:31,678
"Turbo Ninja Monkey Attack"
when you've fired
489
00:21:31,678 --> 00:21:33,119
off your last mir.
490
00:21:33,119 --> 00:21:34,558
It's like total core
voltage to the max!
491
00:21:34,558 --> 00:21:37,438
And if you don't have at least
seven lightning bolts
492
00:21:37,438 --> 00:21:38,879
earned, game over.
493
00:21:38,879 --> 00:21:40,318
The lightning bolts.
494
00:21:40,318 --> 00:21:40,799
Huh?
495
00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:41,759
CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Nerd much?
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