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[x-powder ringing]
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[theme music]
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[explosion]
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[crowd cheering]
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-Hm?
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-Huh?
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-Hm, I don't remember seeing
a carnival here before.
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-It's so charming.
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Let's go for a ride.
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-Sure.
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Why not, honey?
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[crowd cheering]
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[screams]
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[snoring]
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[birds tweeting]
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-Beverly Hills Glamour
Girls, take four.
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-Huh?
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Argh!
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[HUMMING AND INAUDIBLE
SINGING]
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HANS (OFFSCREEN): Just
pretend the camera's
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aren't here, honey.
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-Argh!
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-Ugh!
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-Hm?
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[knocking]
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-Hm, I wonder what could
be keeping them?
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He, he, he.
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Ugh!
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Ooh!
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-Clover!
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-What is going on?
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-Surprise!
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I signed us up to be on the
hit reality show, Beverly
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Hills Glamour Girls.
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-You mean, you signed us up to
be on some stupid reality show
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without asking?
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-Hello!
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Beverly Hills Glamour Girls
isn't stupid, Sam.
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It's the highest rated teen
show on television.
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We're going to be stars!
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-I don't care, Clover.
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It's a total invasion
of privacy.
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-Conflict, I love it!
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This is exactly what Glamour
Girls needs.
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-Wait!
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You're not filming
this, are you?
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Because I desperately
need to re-gloss.
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-Glossing can wait!
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We need to talk to you, alone!
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How are we supposed to star
in a reality show?
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We're undercover spies,
remember?
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-It's no biggie.
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We'll just work around
the whole spy thingy.
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-Whoa!
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Whoa!
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-Hey, where did my
Glamour Girls go?
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And where is my cappuccino?
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[screams]
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-Work around it, huh?
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[screams]
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-Mm, hm, hm.
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Morning spies.
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Sorry to have disturbed
you so early.
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-You didn't disturb us,
Jerry, Clover did!
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-Yeah.
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For the first time I'm actually
glad we were WOOHPed.
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At least we're away from all
those nosey TV cameras.
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-Cameras?
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-Oh, you're just upset because
they busted you in your
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flannel footies.
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-I should be so lucky.
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I mean, hello!
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Wearing a towel, here.
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-Oh, my, so you are.
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[screams]
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[whirring]
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-OK, fine, so our glamorous
day started out a little
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unglamorous.
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But trust me, once you girls get
on board the fame train,
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you're so going to love it.
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-All right ladies, we really
need to get started.
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People have been reported
missing in Toronto.
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-Ugh!
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Thanks, Jer.
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That really narrows it down.
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-Yes, well, all we have to go
on is the missing persons
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reports that have been
flooding in.
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There have been 10
in the last hour.
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-Well, why don't we map out
where the people lived and
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average it together.
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It might show us where they
were headed when they
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vanished.
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-Good, thinking, Sammy.
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G.L.A.D.I.S.: Calculating
coordinates now.
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-Wow!
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Your new assistant is,
like, top notch, Jer.
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-Yes, yes.
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Very impressive.
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Can we focus, please?
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-Looks like all the homes are
within two miles of the
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Toronto beaches.
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-Toronto!
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You know what that means?
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JERRY (OFFSCREEN): Um, a trip
to the Great Lakes?
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-No, real maple syrup!
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-And now for the gadgets.
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Today, you'll get the
Heat-Sensor 6000 Infrared
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Motion Detector Sunglasses with
binocular function, the
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Sonic Disintegrator
Boombox, and three
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Henna Tracer Tattoos.
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-Extra, extra, fashion
newsflash, Jer.
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Armband tattoos were
so last millennium.
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-I'll make a not of that.
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Good luck on your
mission, ladies.
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-This place is a ghost town.
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Nothing but a whole whack of
Carnival Diablo flyers.
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-Great.
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There's only one thing that
freaks me out more than ghost
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towns, and that's carnivals.
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-That's weird.
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There's no record of the city
issuing a permit to Carnival
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Diablo or any other carnival
in the last 20 years.
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-Then we'd better go down
and take a closer look.
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-OK.
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So either they're maid is
totally lame, or Carnival
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Diablo left town in a hurry.
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Not that I'm complaining.
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-Hey, check this out.
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Agh!
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Agh!
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-What's going on?
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Sam!
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SAM (OFFSCREEN): Get
it off, help!
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Whoa!
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-Ach!
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Your hand, it's turned
into a--
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CLOVIS (OFFSCREEN):
Grossy claw, ew!
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See, this is why I hate
carnivals, even the mirrors
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are freaky.
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-I'll get this to Jerry for
analysis right away.
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[gasp]
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Then we'd better get
back to school.
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Homeroom bell is
in 20 minutes.
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-But I can't go back to school
with my hand like this.
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Especially not with Clover's
TV crews poking around.
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-Oh, don't worry.
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I'll think of something.
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[school bell ringing]
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-Uh, are you sure
you're OK, Sam?
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-I'm fine.
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Nothing a little butter
sauce can't cure.
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-Viola!
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The answer to Sam's
little problem.
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-But, that's your idea
of an answer?
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Ha!
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No, no.
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I don't care how freaky my hand
looks, I am not wearing
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that tacky thing.
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-Um, Sam.
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You may want to rethink
the glove.
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SAM (OFFSCREEN): Oh, no!
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Ugh, fine.
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But if I start a new fashion
trend, I am switching schools!
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-And action.
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-Hi, I'm Clover, but my friends
call me fabulous.
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-And my friends call
me outta here.
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ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Me too!
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-I guess when they couldn't
have moi, Beverly Hills
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Glamour Girls changed its focus
from pretty and popular
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to freaks and geeks!
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-Huh?
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CLOVIS (OFFSCREEN): Jealous
much, Mandy?
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Or is envy green the hot new
skin color for spring?
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-Whatever!
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[x-powder ringing]
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-Oh, what are those?
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-Um, just our, uh,
compact alarms.
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-Yeah, they go off whenever
our foreheads get shiny.
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If you'll excuse us.
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-Good afternoon, ladies.
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-Any results, yet, on why that
mirror turned my hand into a
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freaky claw?
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-Unfortunately not.
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But another Carnival Diablo
has popped up in Brazil.
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-We'll check it out.
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No problemo.
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-Good luck.
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-Wait, there is a problemo.
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To get to Brazil we have
to get past Hans.
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-Three carnival freaks,
coming up!
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-Good thinking, Alex.
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-OK.
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Even the highest heel in my shoe
collection couldn't have
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prepared me for this!
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[crowd cheering]
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-All right!
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-This is so weird.
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In Toronto, the carnival
couldn't pack up and get out
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of town fast enough.
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-And here it's the star
attraction, with milling
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crowds and everything.
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-Yikes!
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-Looks like Carnival Diablo has
been around a long time.
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-There's something going
on here, girls.
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Look!
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-Help!
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No, wait.
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[gasps]
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SAM (OFFSCREEN):
Hey, you, stop!
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-Sam, hurry!
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-I'll be right, uh, with you.
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[screams]
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-Oh, I think I'm
going to sick.
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-Whoa!
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Tres Versailles, I think
I'm in love.
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-Hey, look you guys.
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There's a piece missing.
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-Huh?
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SAM (OFFSCREEN): Maybe this is
where that weird mirror came
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from.
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-Ech!
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Let's hope not.
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That weird mirror tried
to turn you into
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a crustacean, remember?
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[thumping]
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[gasp]
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-I hope you all enjoyed the
ride, because it's the last
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one you'll ever take
again, as you.
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-Oh!
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-Ugh!
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Are these just the demented
ramblings of some insane guy,
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or I am supposed to
understand him?
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-In my prime, I was known
as the Octopus Boy.
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-Hey, you're that kid
from the poster.
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-You'd never know he had
extra arms in there.
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Who is your tailor?
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-A proud family tradition,
eroded by today's ridiculous
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excuse for a carnival!
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But I'm going to change
all that.
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You will now finish your ride
in my Hall of Mirrors, where
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it will turn you into a wondrous
freak like me!
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Mwahaha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
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And together, we'll create the
greatest show on Earth!
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[screams]
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-Oh, no.
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We're next!
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Agh!
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Ew, body lotion 911, people.
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I'm blue and scaly.
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CLOVIS (OFFSCREEN): Agh!
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-Agh!
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-At least you're not
the Elephant Girl.
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It's going to take a whole team
of Beverly Hills finest
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to remove this nasty trunk!
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-Don't worry, girls,
I'm on it!
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-Huh?
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-Ugh!
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-Stop her!
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[grunts]
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-Agh!
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Ugh!
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[snarling]
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-Gotcha!
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-Not quite, furrball.
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00:12:25,199 --> 00:12:26,559
Huh, agh!
266
00:12:26,559 --> 00:12:28,287
[howling]
267
00:12:31,407 --> 00:12:33,087
[screams]
268
00:12:39,887 --> 00:12:41,886
-Agh!
269
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:45,807
Sorry, but the belt doesn't
really go with the outfit.
270
00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:46,238
Ugh!
271
00:12:46,238 --> 00:12:46,959
-Agh!
272
00:12:46,959 --> 00:12:51,486
-If you let go, I'll let go.
273
00:12:51,486 --> 00:12:52,527
-Agh!
274
00:12:55,199 --> 00:12:56,399
[growling]
275
00:12:56,399 --> 00:12:57,839
-I'll get help and
be back, ASAP!
276
00:13:11,007 --> 00:13:12,927
-The results from the
lab just came in.
277
00:13:12,927 --> 00:13:15,486
The mirror is a mercurial
compound capable of altering a
278
00:13:15,967 --> 00:13:16,879
person's DNA.
279
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,799
-So that's how the
ring master's
280
00:13:19,278 --> 00:13:21,087
turning people into freaks.
281
00:13:21,087 --> 00:13:22,158
-Freaks?
282
00:13:22,158 --> 00:13:23,599
-My hand is just
the beginning.
283
00:13:23,599 --> 00:13:27,039
As in, Clover and Alex
are now more zoo than
284
00:13:27,039 --> 00:13:28,559
Beverly Hills faboo.
285
00:13:28,559 --> 00:13:29,038
-Oh, dear.
286
00:13:29,519 --> 00:13:30,687
That doesn't sound good.
287
00:13:30,687 --> 00:13:31,647
-Hm?
288
00:13:36,319 --> 00:13:37,279
Ugh!
289
00:13:37,279 --> 00:13:38,239
Ugh!
290
00:13:38,239 --> 00:13:39,679
[gasp]
291
00:13:39,679 --> 00:13:41,999
Speaking of not good, the
carnival just packed up and
292
00:13:41,999 --> 00:13:42,878
skipped town.
293
00:13:42,878 --> 00:13:44,207
How am I supposed to
help them now?
294
00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:47,919
[gasp]
295
00:13:47,919 --> 00:13:48,559
The Henna Tracer Tattoos.
296
00:13:56,207 --> 00:13:57,359
[gasp]
297
00:14:04,079 --> 00:14:05,518
[fireworks exploding]
298
00:14:08,719 --> 00:14:11,726
-They must be inside.
299
00:14:12,207 --> 00:14:13,167
[beeping]
300
00:14:13,167 --> 00:14:16,926
But how can I get close to
them without being seen?
301
00:14:16,926 --> 00:14:18,527
Hm?
302
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:22,446
-Shee-ah.
303
00:14:34,399 --> 00:14:35,838
-OK.
304
00:14:35,838 --> 00:14:37,359
I've heard of togetherness,
but that's a tad extreme.
305
00:14:37,359 --> 00:14:41,038
-I may be a fish, but
I still have rights.
306
00:14:41,038 --> 00:14:42,446
Now let me out of here!
307
00:14:42,446 --> 00:14:43,406
-No can do.
308
00:14:43,887 --> 00:14:47,087
Besides, doesn't everyone want
to be in show business?
309
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:49,967
-For your information, I
already am in showbiz.
310
00:14:49,967 --> 00:14:53,759
I'm a Beverly Hills
Glamour Girl.
311
00:14:53,759 --> 00:14:54,207
[boom]
312
00:14:54,207 --> 00:14:55,038
[screams]
313
00:14:55,038 --> 00:14:56,639
-Huh?
314
00:14:57,119 --> 00:14:57,519
-Huh?
315
00:14:57,519 --> 00:14:59,967
What was that?
316
00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:01,279
Huh?
317
00:15:01,279 --> 00:15:02,606
-Hiya!
318
00:15:05,199 --> 00:15:06,639
-Nice moves, Sammy.
319
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,447
You can totally be
in the carnival.
320
00:15:08,447 --> 00:15:09,599
-You think?
321
00:15:09,599 --> 00:15:11,519
Cause I've always had a
thing for the trapeze.
322
00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:12,479
-Hello!
323
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:13,919
In a cage, here.
324
00:15:13,919 --> 00:15:16,319
We can talk about your bizarro
carny fantasies later!
325
00:15:16,319 --> 00:15:16,799
-Right.
326
00:15:16,799 --> 00:15:18,239
Sorry.
327
00:15:21,119 --> 00:15:21,599
-Whoa!
328
00:15:21,599 --> 00:15:22,079
-I'm outta here!
329
00:15:22,079 --> 00:15:22,926
-Oh, thank you.
330
00:15:22,926 --> 00:15:23,807
-Oh, boy.
331
00:15:26,958 --> 00:15:27,807
-Thanks.
332
00:15:28,286 --> 00:15:29,246
-My pleasure, but we're
not done yet.
333
00:15:29,246 --> 00:15:31,166
Did you learn anything else
from the head freak?
334
00:15:31,166 --> 00:15:33,407
-Let's just say the ring
master's thinking
335
00:15:33,407 --> 00:15:35,246
bigger, much bigger.
336
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:43,007
-Ugh!
337
00:15:43,007 --> 00:15:43,567
-[gasp]
338
00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:45,487
OK, that is not good.
339
00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:46,926
ALEX (OFFSCREEN):
It gets worse.
340
00:15:46,926 --> 00:15:50,287
To the hall, like, like, like
some carnival ride gone mad!
341
00:15:50,287 --> 00:15:52,686
-That could turn an entire
audience into freaks in a
342
00:15:52,686 --> 00:15:54,127
matter of minutes.
343
00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:55,247
-I think that's the point.
344
00:15:57,807 --> 00:16:01,007
[applause]
345
00:16:04,079 --> 00:16:05,006
-We have to stop this
from happening.
346
00:16:05,487 --> 00:16:09,647
-Their trip to Paris definitely
spells glamour.
347
00:16:09,647 --> 00:16:10,607
But--
348
00:16:10,607 --> 00:16:13,006
-Um, will you excuse
us for a sec?
349
00:16:15,439 --> 00:16:16,399
ALEX (OFFSCREEN): OK, spill.
350
00:16:16,399 --> 00:16:18,558
How did Hans know where
to find us?
351
00:16:18,558 --> 00:16:21,438
-Would you believe it
was a coincidence?
352
00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:22,398
-No.
353
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:22,879
-All right, all right.
354
00:16:22,879 --> 00:16:23,839
I called him.
355
00:16:23,839 --> 00:16:24,799
It was a moment of weakness.
356
00:16:25,278 --> 00:16:27,598
I missed being a star, OK?
357
00:16:27,598 --> 00:16:28,639
-Ugh!
358
00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:30,559
SAM (OFFSCREEN): How can you
be a star when you're
359
00:16:30,559 --> 00:16:32,159
elephantesque?
360
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:34,079
-I thought I'd be back
to normal by now.
361
00:16:34,559 --> 00:16:35,999
-We don't have time for this.
362
00:16:35,999 --> 00:16:39,166
[screams]
363
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,926
-Come on, we have an
audience to save!
364
00:16:40,926 --> 00:16:42,367
-That's it!
365
00:16:42,367 --> 00:16:43,806
I know how we can stop
the ring master.
366
00:16:43,806 --> 00:16:46,367
We've got to cut the power.
367
00:16:46,367 --> 00:16:48,687
-I've got it!
368
00:16:48,687 --> 00:16:49,647
Ugh!
369
00:16:49,647 --> 00:16:50,478
I think it's rusty.
370
00:16:50,478 --> 00:16:51,246
A little help!
371
00:16:54,078 --> 00:16:55,519
SAM (OFFSCREEN): Hey,
what do you know?
372
00:16:55,519 --> 00:16:57,439
The Pilates class is
really paying off.
373
00:16:57,918 --> 00:16:58,878
-Hey, oh.
374
00:16:58,878 --> 00:16:59,838
I cannot see.
375
00:16:59,838 --> 00:17:01,646
Where did my Glamour Girls go?
376
00:17:04,526 --> 00:17:07,327
[screams]
377
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:08,287
-Oh, no.
378
00:17:08,287 --> 00:17:11,119
The ring master has
backup power.
379
00:17:11,518 --> 00:17:13,438
-I couldn't leave something
this important to
380
00:17:13,438 --> 00:17:15,839
chance, now could I?
381
00:17:16,318 --> 00:17:17,278
-Why not?
382
00:17:17,278 --> 00:17:18,638
It certainly would have made
our jobs a lot easier.
383
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:19,598
-We haven't got much time.
384
00:17:19,598 --> 00:17:21,439
Alex, stop the ride.
385
00:17:21,439 --> 00:17:23,166
Clover, distract the
camera crew.
386
00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:25,006
I'll handle the ring master.
387
00:17:25,327 --> 00:17:26,287
-Done!
388
00:17:29,519 --> 00:17:33,759
[screams]
389
00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:38,559
-OK.
390
00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:39,519
We've already tried
to stop the ride,
391
00:17:39,519 --> 00:17:40,958
and that didn't work.
392
00:17:40,958 --> 00:17:44,639
If only I could stop
the mirrors.
393
00:17:44,639 --> 00:17:47,519
-I think you can
stay for show!
394
00:17:47,519 --> 00:17:49,887
You might get a kick
out of it.
395
00:17:49,887 --> 00:17:50,847
-No, thanks.
396
00:17:50,847 --> 00:17:54,798
It's all just a bit too
freaky for my taste.
397
00:17:54,798 --> 00:17:56,207
-Hiya!
398
00:17:56,207 --> 00:17:57,167
Whoa!
399
00:17:57,167 --> 00:17:58,127
-Agh!
400
00:17:58,127 --> 00:17:59,166
Agh!
401
00:17:59,166 --> 00:17:59,999
Agh!
402
00:18:00,318 --> 00:18:01,278
[screams]
403
00:18:01,278 --> 00:18:04,079
Mirrors, meet the Sonic
Disintegrator Boombox!
404
00:18:09,918 --> 00:18:10,878
-Hee!
405
00:18:10,878 --> 00:18:12,719
-Hiya!
406
00:18:12,719 --> 00:18:15,518
[grunts]
407
00:18:18,927 --> 00:18:24,526
[screams]
408
00:18:24,526 --> 00:18:26,046
-Huah!
409
00:18:26,526 --> 00:18:27,006
-Ah!
410
00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:27,758
-Ugh!
411
00:18:28,046 --> 00:18:29,247
Agh!
412
00:18:29,247 --> 00:18:31,806
[grunts]
413
00:18:38,926 --> 00:18:42,046
-Hey, where did you go?
414
00:18:42,046 --> 00:18:44,478
Ooh!
415
00:18:44,478 --> 00:18:45,807
-Ugh!
416
00:18:45,807 --> 00:18:46,719
-Ugh!
417
00:18:46,719 --> 00:18:47,679
Time to finish you off!
418
00:18:51,438 --> 00:18:55,167
[knuckles cracking]
419
00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:57,678
-Whoa!
420
00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:58,926
Agh!
421
00:18:58,926 --> 00:19:01,006
Whoa!
422
00:19:01,006 --> 00:19:02,718
Agh!
423
00:19:02,718 --> 00:19:03,886
Argh!
424
00:19:05,679 --> 00:19:07,918
-Ugh!
425
00:19:08,399 --> 00:19:08,878
Argh!
426
00:19:08,878 --> 00:19:11,279
Hey, no!
427
00:19:11,279 --> 00:19:12,639
-There, that should hold you.
428
00:19:12,639 --> 00:19:15,679
-No there's something you
don't see every day.
429
00:19:15,679 --> 00:19:17,759
What happened to Clover
and Hans?
430
00:19:18,238 --> 00:19:21,118
-And then, in 2nd grade, in a
carnival much like this one, I
431
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,519
won the Little Miss Butter
Churn pageant.
432
00:19:23,519 --> 00:19:27,326
I knew right then my calling was
to make the world a more
433
00:19:27,326 --> 00:19:28,238
beautiful place.
434
00:19:28,719 --> 00:19:31,678
-For the millionth time, honey,
what is up with the
435
00:19:31,678 --> 00:19:33,326
elephant costume?
436
00:19:33,326 --> 00:19:34,286
Please!
437
00:19:34,286 --> 00:19:35,166
-Uh, shh.
438
00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:36,047
Patience, Hans, I'll
get to that.
439
00:19:36,478 --> 00:19:37,326
Now where was I?
440
00:19:37,326 --> 00:19:37,807
Oh.
441
00:19:37,807 --> 00:19:38,686
Oh, right.
442
00:19:38,686 --> 00:19:39,566
Then in 3rd grade--
443
00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:41,966
-Think we should rescue
Hans from Clover?
444
00:19:41,966 --> 00:19:44,366
-Naw, I think Hans can
fend for himself.
445
00:19:44,366 --> 00:19:45,806
-Against Clover?
446
00:19:45,806 --> 00:19:47,967
No way!
447
00:19:47,967 --> 00:19:49,887
[giggles]
448
00:19:49,887 --> 00:19:53,086
[helicopter noise]
449
00:19:53,086 --> 00:19:54,046
-Good job, ladies!
450
00:19:54,046 --> 00:19:55,726
See you back at home.
451
00:19:55,726 --> 00:19:57,167
-We'll see you soon, Jer.
452
00:19:57,646 --> 00:20:00,959
When Clover's going to be
finished is anybody's guess.
453
00:20:00,959 --> 00:20:02,879
[giggles]
454
00:20:11,007 --> 00:20:14,287
-Here you go, Sammy, fresh
popcorn, extra butter sauce.
455
00:20:14,766 --> 00:20:15,247
-Ha, ha.
456
00:20:15,247 --> 00:20:17,167
Very amusing fish girl.
457
00:20:17,167 --> 00:20:19,566
-I'm just glad the WOOHP
scientists were able to make
458
00:20:19,566 --> 00:20:21,198
everyone normal again.
459
00:20:21,198 --> 00:20:24,158
Higher weekend before my skin
stop feeling scaly.
460
00:20:24,606 --> 00:20:25,086
-OK.
461
00:20:25,566 --> 00:20:26,046
Ready or not, girls.
462
00:20:26,046 --> 00:20:27,486
It's Glamour time!
463
00:20:31,646 --> 00:20:35,038
HANS (OFFSCREEN): This week we
follow Mandy, a glamorous--
464
00:20:35,519 --> 00:20:37,166
-Mandy?
465
00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:38,926
[dialing]
466
00:20:38,926 --> 00:20:41,167
RECORDING: You've reached
the voice mail of Hans.
467
00:20:41,167 --> 00:20:42,127
-Ugh!
468
00:20:42,127 --> 00:20:44,047
Hans is too chicken
to even pick up.
469
00:20:44,047 --> 00:20:45,007
I don't get it.
470
00:20:45,007 --> 00:20:47,358
Why would he replace
us with Mandy?
471
00:20:47,839 --> 00:20:51,727
-Let's face it, Hans needed a
star, and we already have jobs
472
00:20:51,727 --> 00:20:54,159
as international spies.
473
00:20:54,159 --> 00:20:55,598
-What can I say?
474
00:20:55,598 --> 00:21:00,927
With my hair and fashion sense,
I was born to be on TV.
475
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:01,887
-[gasp]
476
00:21:01,887 --> 00:21:04,398
That should have been my line!
477
00:21:04,398 --> 00:21:05,358
[dialing]
478
00:21:05,358 --> 00:21:06,798
HANS (OFFSCREEN): You've
reached the
479
00:21:06,798 --> 00:21:08,238
voice mail of Hans.
480
00:21:08,238 --> 00:21:09,678
-Ugh!
481
00:21:09,678 --> 00:21:12,047
-Oh, poor Clover.
482
00:21:12,047 --> 00:21:13,759
It'll be yesterday's news
tomorrow, anyway.
483
00:21:13,759 --> 00:21:16,687
[giggles]
484
00:21:16,687 --> 00:21:19,086
-Oh, I think after being the
Elephant Girl for a while I
485
00:21:19,086 --> 00:21:21,487
have this whole new appreciation
for inner beauty.
486
00:21:21,487 --> 00:21:23,886
Like, teens can be so
shallow, and all.
487
00:21:23,886 --> 00:21:25,327
I'm not going out with my
hair looking like this.
488
00:21:25,806 --> 00:21:28,207
Or ew, like, who wears
Jordan jeans anymore?
489
00:21:28,207 --> 00:21:30,127
But really, it's the
inside that counts.
490
00:21:30,127 --> 00:21:31,087
Cause like-- hello!--
491
00:21:31,087 --> 00:21:33,486
looks fade, and then
what do we have?
492
00:21:33,486 --> 00:21:34,446
We have what's inside.
493
00:21:34,446 --> 00:21:35,886
[door bell]
494
00:21:36,366 --> 00:21:37,806
-Duncan's here, and he's like
only the most awesome gorgeous
495
00:21:37,806 --> 00:21:38,766
guy at school.
496
00:21:38,766 --> 00:21:41,166
Uh, on the inside.
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