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[x-powder ringing]
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[theme music]
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[explosion]
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MISSION CONTROL (OFFSCREEN):
10, 9, 8, 7, 6,
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5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0.
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[engines igniting]
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[zap]
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-Huh?
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The computers are
malfunctioning.
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-Help!
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We're out of control!
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-What?
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-I can't control it!
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ASTRONAUT (OFFSCREEN):
Hold on!
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-One, two, three!
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[gasps]
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[shrieks]
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-This is so rad!
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-I can't believe
it's all ours.
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-How cool is it that our parents
are letting us live
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together while they're
in Europe?
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-Mega cool!
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And speaking of cool, this
neighborhood rocks.
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-Yeah.
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-I bet we live next
to pop stars.
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-[gasp]
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Or movie stars.
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-Or better yet, fashion
designers.
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-We are going to have
the best time ever!
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-Friends forever!
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-Ah, you've got to scope
out the beauty
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parlor in the bathroom.
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-You've got to see the
pool and jacuzzi!
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-[gasp]
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You have to see this
amazing view!
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Wow!
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[gasps]
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-Dibs!
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-Awesome!
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-I said it first.
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Ugh!
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Give it up, girls.
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This room is exactly what
I need for my precious
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collection of designer
apparel.
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This room practically
screams Clover.
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-Sorry, Clo, your clothes won't
fit when my desk and
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library are set up.
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-Hello!
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I totally need the space to
practice my Tae Kwon Do.
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Ah, hiya!
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Ooh, ugh!
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Hiya!
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-Hiya, nothing.
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My clothes need a home
and this is it.
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-But I'm the one who
spends the most
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time in my room studying.
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-Hm?
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[gasp]
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-All right, enough.
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We'll settle this like civilized
friends and, uh,
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pick names from a hat.
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-Alex, you pick.
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Clover.
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-Yes!
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You guys can totally come visit
the room anytime you
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want.
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-Well, I guess fair is f--
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hey, wait a minute.
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Civilized friends, huh?
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All the names in the
hat say, Clover!
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-Ew!
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[gasps]
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[screams]
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-Whoa!
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-You're not the only
one with clothes.
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-Yeah, Clover.
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And you're not the only one
with homework, Sam.
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I have clothes, and homework,
and Tae Kwon Do.
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Hiya!
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-While I appreciate the
importance of this
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intellectually stimulating
debate, strange activity
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occurring at the International
Space Organization takes
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precedence.
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Hm.
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-Whoa!
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-Hey, Jer, welcome to
the 21st century.
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-Yeah, awesome redo.
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Your office looks
really cool now.
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-Glad you like it.
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-Yeah.
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Now if we could only get him
to wear clothes that match.
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-If you're quite finished.
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Aside from your upgraded
7.09 X-Powder, jet
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pack, and bungee belt--
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G.L.A.D.I.S.: Release
me immediately.
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-Who said that?
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-What, not who.
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Gadget Lending And Distribution
Interactive
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System, also known
as G.L.A.D.I.S.
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-G.L.A.D.I.S.?
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-Oh, yes.
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My computerized assistant.
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I created it myself.
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Hm, hm.
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G.L.A.D.I.S.: So he believes.
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-What do you need an
assistant for?
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We do all the work.
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-I assure you, I'm quite
busy all day long.
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-This is way cool, Jerry.
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-Thank you.
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G.L.A.D.I.S.: Thank you.
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-Huh?
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A word of caution, G.L.A.D.I.S.
seems to be
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developing a mind of her own.
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-Machines don't have
minds, Jerry.
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They're incapable of thought,
feeling, or--
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uh-- aggression.
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-Moving right along.
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On this mission, Alex, you'll
have the Scanner Biolab Watch.
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-Huh?
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[giggling]
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It tickles.
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-Huh?
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JERRY (OFFSCREEN): Sam, you'll
be assigned the Wind Tunnel
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9000 Laser Tornado
Blast Hair Dryer.
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Clover, you'll have to Sonic
Disintegrator Boombox.
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-Uh, Jer, your G.L.A.D.I.S.
seems to be a bit buggy.
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-Hm?
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I said, the Sonic Disintegrator
Boombox,
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G.L.A.D.I.S.
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G.L.A.D.I.S.: Negative.
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-Don't negative me.
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I wired you.
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I can unwire you.
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G.L.A.D.I.S.: Double negative.
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I hardwired myself into
the mainframe.
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-Wow, she, I mean, it does
have a mind of its own.
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-Ah, G.L.A.D.I.S. knows best.
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-You'll also have a Super Range
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Biodegradable Spitball Tracker.
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Your saliva activates the
tracking mechanism, but it
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only lasts an hour, so you have
to be quick about it.
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And it has a bit of,
uh, an aftertaste.
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And I don't want to hear
any if, ands, or buts.
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Finally, I trust you'll
appreciate the newest plug-in.
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-Uh!
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No way!
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-Way.
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[gasp]
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[shrieks]
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-Wow!
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Awesome!
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[gasps]
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-Cool.
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-No!
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Agh!
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[screams]
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-Huh?
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Whoa!
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-OK, I just got here
and I already, ah,
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totally hate this mission.
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-No!
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Help us!
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No!
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Help!
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-Oh, oh, oh my god!
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Run!
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-Whatever this weird force
field is, it's
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throwing out of whack.
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-Roger, that.
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My controls are fried.
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Oh!
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Agh!
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-Reverse thrusters.
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-Ugh!
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Argh!
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-Hang on, Alex.
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-OK.
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That didn't work.
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I guess I need to kick in to
turbo charge to pull the
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shuttle free.
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-Hit it!
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-Whoa!
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Help!
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-Agh!
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[siren]
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-Agh!
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[sirens]
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-We went through all of that and
the force field was just
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about to disappear anyway?
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-Not so fast.
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-Uh!
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Thank you, girls.
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-Oh, thank you.
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Oh, that was-- that
was amazing.
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-Thanks, very much.
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-Huh?
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[grunts]
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-Someone stole our
self-launchable satellite.
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-Huh?
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-I think we just fell for the
old distraction trick.
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-And with no sign of
any clues, either.
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-I guess we wait for Jerry's
analysis of the
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substance we collected.
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[school bell ringing]
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-Scissors, paper, rock.
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-You'll just cheat again.
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-How can you cheat at scissors,
paper, rock?
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-You'll find a way.
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-Uh, well, then what
do you suggest?
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-I suggest we focus
on the mission.
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-How can you think of the
mission during a time of major
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personal crisis?
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-Ha!
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Don't you need a special
license to wear
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clothes that ugly?
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Oh, hold that lame comeback,
something just came up.
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-Ow!
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-Whoa!
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-Now what were you
about to-- huh?
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-Jerry!
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-I trust you weren't in the
middle of anything urgent?
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-Only at the most important
decisions of our lives.
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-Good, then it can wait.
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-Uh!
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-That sample you provided is
an anti-gravity formula the
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International Space Organization
was working on
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back in the '80s.
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-You WHOOPed us just
to tell us that?
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X-Powder, hello, Jer!
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We're just the press
of a button away.
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-Well, wait a minute,
I read about that.
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The research ended when the
astronaut running the program
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never returned from a mission.
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-Precisely.
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And no one else could decipher
his exact formula.
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-(EXASPERATED) X-Powder
still a viable option.
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-Can I get the formula?
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I'd like to work on it.
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G.L.A.D.I.S.: Red Alert
in sector four, Jerry.
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-There's another theft in
progress in a laboratory that
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makes guidance systems.
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-But look, all these codes,
they're laser points.
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Whoever it is hasn't
even tripped the
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motion detection alarm.
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-How's that possible?
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-Let me know when you find out.
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-Huh?
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Wait!
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We still need to know who should
get the bigger room.
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-Well, that's simple.
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-Who?
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[shrieks]
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-Ugh!
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-Ugh!
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-Sort of makes a sneak
attack impossible.
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One false move and our
presence is revealed.
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-So how did the thief
get passed?
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-Now is not the time for
grooming, Clover.
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-OK, first of all, there's
never a bad
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time for proper grooming.
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And second, we'll just use the
mirror to deflect the beams
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away and clear a path.
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-That's a great idea!
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OK, bad idea.
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-I can't believe my
mirror failed me.
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-Stand back, I have an idea.
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Hiya!
269
00:11:01,727 --> 00:11:03,167
Ooh, ha, ah.
270
00:11:03,167 --> 00:11:04,559
Hiya!
271
00:11:04,559 --> 00:11:07,119
Ew, uh, ugh, hiya.
272
00:11:07,599 --> 00:11:11,007
I was thinking maybe we could
do something like that.
273
00:11:11,439 --> 00:11:11,887
-Hiya!
274
00:11:11,887 --> 00:11:15,167
Ugh, ah, ha, ugh.
275
00:11:15,167 --> 00:11:16,046
Yah!
276
00:11:16,527 --> 00:11:17,647
Huh?
277
00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:22,766
-Total launchpad deja vu.
278
00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:29,486
-What?
279
00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:34,527
That's probably how the thief
got past the beams.
280
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:35,967
He floated.
281
00:11:35,967 --> 00:11:39,327
-Huh, he's not floating now.
282
00:11:39,727 --> 00:11:42,127
[growls]
283
00:11:42,447 --> 00:11:44,127
-Not so fast, gravity boy!
284
00:11:44,127 --> 00:11:45,679
[grunts]
285
00:11:46,158 --> 00:11:47,118
-Whoa!
286
00:11:52,639 --> 00:11:54,207
[whirring]
287
00:11:57,119 --> 00:11:58,927
-Blah!
288
00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:00,847
[grunts]
289
00:12:00,847 --> 00:12:02,078
[whirring]
290
00:12:02,078 --> 00:12:03,407
Ugh!
291
00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:05,279
Go, go, go!
292
00:12:05,679 --> 00:12:06,719
Yes!
293
00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:12,399
-Come on, come on.
294
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,527
I think I have the formula
deciphered.
295
00:12:14,527 --> 00:12:16,847
I might be able to reverse
the polarity.
296
00:12:17,167 --> 00:12:18,607
[gasp]
297
00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:20,926
-Alex, behind you!
298
00:12:20,926 --> 00:12:21,647
[gasp]
299
00:12:21,647 --> 00:12:23,279
-Ugh, got you!
300
00:12:23,279 --> 00:12:26,927
-No, it's got us!
301
00:12:26,927 --> 00:12:29,119
I'm too young to be diced
like a tomato.
302
00:12:29,119 --> 00:12:33,839
-I knew I should have stuck
with the swim team.
303
00:12:33,839 --> 00:12:39,199
-OK, getting an unwanted
haircut, right now.
304
00:12:39,679 --> 00:12:40,639
[grunts]
305
00:12:43,839 --> 00:12:45,278
-OK, Sammy, how's that reversed
306
00:12:45,759 --> 00:12:46,767
polar bear thingy coming?
307
00:12:47,246 --> 00:12:50,126
-Polarity, and let's just say,
I'm open to a backup plan.
308
00:12:50,126 --> 00:12:51,086
-Hm?
309
00:12:51,086 --> 00:12:52,046
Sling shot?
310
00:13:01,359 --> 00:13:02,799
-Ugh!
311
00:13:06,879 --> 00:13:09,278
-One, two, three!
312
00:13:09,278 --> 00:13:10,479
Whoa!
313
00:13:13,007 --> 00:13:15,279
Whoa!
314
00:13:15,279 --> 00:13:17,966
[grunts]
315
00:13:17,966 --> 00:13:20,367
-If I knew I was to going to
be black and blue, I would
316
00:13:20,846 --> 00:13:22,287
have accessorized differently.
317
00:13:22,287 --> 00:13:23,326
Too bad we lost him.
318
00:13:23,326 --> 00:13:24,286
-We didn't.
319
00:13:24,286 --> 00:13:25,246
I hit him with the spitball.
320
00:13:27,679 --> 00:13:28,047
-[gasp]
321
00:13:28,047 --> 00:13:28,926
He's here!
322
00:13:28,926 --> 00:13:30,607
He's right next to us.
323
00:13:30,607 --> 00:13:31,567
-Oh, yeah.
324
00:13:31,567 --> 00:13:32,527
I also swallowed one.
325
00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:43,359
[beeping]
326
00:13:43,359 --> 00:13:44,319
-[sigh]
327
00:13:44,798 --> 00:13:46,239
You're interfering
with the signal.
328
00:13:46,239 --> 00:13:47,678
I can't track two at a time.
329
00:13:47,678 --> 00:13:49,119
-What do you want me to do?
330
00:13:49,598 --> 00:13:51,039
-Try eating a bran muffin.
331
00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:55,039
-Hey, Jerry was right.
332
00:13:55,039 --> 00:13:55,758
It doesn't last long.
333
00:13:55,758 --> 00:13:56,718
-Perfect!
334
00:13:57,167 --> 00:13:58,559
Now we can concentrate on--
335
00:13:58,559 --> 00:13:59,919
ugh!
336
00:13:59,919 --> 00:14:02,159
-So he's over there somewhere.
337
00:14:02,159 --> 00:14:02,638
We'll find him.
338
00:14:02,638 --> 00:14:04,639
How hard could it be?
339
00:14:04,639 --> 00:14:06,079
-Trigonometry hard.
340
00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:07,759
-Pass up a shoe sale hard.
341
00:14:07,759 --> 00:14:09,198
-Why would someone want to bring
a satellite and guidance
342
00:14:09,679 --> 00:14:11,519
system way out here, anyway?
343
00:14:11,519 --> 00:14:14,879
-It must be majorly important,
like better phone reception,
344
00:14:14,879 --> 00:14:16,447
or more cable channels!
345
00:14:16,447 --> 00:14:17,407
-Hah!
346
00:14:17,886 --> 00:14:18,846
Ooh!
347
00:14:21,726 --> 00:14:23,598
-Somehow, Clover I think
he's more than
348
00:14:23,598 --> 00:14:25,039
a disgruntled consumer.
349
00:14:31,086 --> 00:14:32,046
Hey, look!
350
00:14:32,046 --> 00:14:33,406
That could be something.
351
00:14:39,887 --> 00:14:41,407
CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Whoa!
352
00:14:41,838 --> 00:14:44,766
-Yeah, sweet digs.
353
00:14:44,766 --> 00:14:47,167
-Great, you and Sam can stay
here, and I'll take the big
354
00:14:47,646 --> 00:14:48,399
bedroom back home.
355
00:14:48,399 --> 00:14:49,599
[chuckles]
356
00:14:49,599 --> 00:14:51,327
-Huh?
357
00:14:51,567 --> 00:14:53,887
-Uh, nice hair.
358
00:14:53,887 --> 00:14:56,446
No wonder he's hiding
underground.
359
00:14:56,446 --> 00:14:56,927
-Na, na, na, na, na.
360
00:14:56,927 --> 00:14:58,366
Blah, blah.
361
00:14:58,366 --> 00:15:00,767
Astronaut Major Snell, who was
head of the anti-gravity
362
00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,206
program and--
363
00:15:02,206 --> 00:15:05,567
-Disappeared during a mission,
never to be seen again, blah,
364
00:15:05,567 --> 00:15:06,367
blah, blah.
365
00:15:15,167 --> 00:15:17,839
-Hiya!
366
00:15:17,839 --> 00:15:19,007
Uh, oh!
367
00:15:19,326 --> 00:15:21,599
Whoa!
368
00:15:21,887 --> 00:15:22,127
Ugh!
369
00:15:22,559 --> 00:15:23,967
-Whoa!
370
00:15:23,967 --> 00:15:24,798
Agh!
371
00:15:24,798 --> 00:15:27,199
Humph, ooh, humph.
372
00:15:27,199 --> 00:15:28,399
Agh!
373
00:15:28,878 --> 00:15:31,358
Whoa!
374
00:15:31,727 --> 00:15:32,559
-Whoa!
375
00:15:34,959 --> 00:15:36,639
-Ooh, ah!
376
00:15:36,639 --> 00:15:37,087
-Hm?
377
00:15:37,087 --> 00:15:40,206
Ha, ha!
378
00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:41,647
-Agh!
379
00:15:41,647 --> 00:15:43,598
Oopsy, almost got
carried away!
380
00:15:43,598 --> 00:15:44,606
-Literally.
381
00:15:44,606 --> 00:15:45,999
MAJOR SNELL (OFFSCREEN):
You can't stop me.
382
00:15:45,999 --> 00:15:48,398
Who in the world will know what
I went through when they
383
00:15:48,398 --> 00:15:50,206
abandoned in me in space?
384
00:15:50,206 --> 00:15:51,166
-But you're back now.
385
00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:53,998
Everything's OK.
386
00:15:53,998 --> 00:15:56,878
-The only thing that
kept me going was
387
00:15:56,878 --> 00:15:59,119
the thought of revenge.
388
00:15:59,598 --> 00:16:02,447
-Give it up Major Freak, it's
three against one, and let's
389
00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:03,359
face it--
390
00:16:03,359 --> 00:16:04,158
-Ha, ha!
391
00:16:06,719 --> 00:16:08,159
-Whoa!
392
00:16:15,566 --> 00:16:17,486
-Good one, Clover, taunt
the guy with the
393
00:16:17,486 --> 00:16:20,526
anti-gravity device.
394
00:16:20,526 --> 00:16:22,159
-Ha, ha!
395
00:16:22,159 --> 00:16:23,887
-Think about what
you're doing.
396
00:16:23,887 --> 00:16:25,326
-I am.
397
00:16:25,326 --> 00:16:27,567
I was alone for 20 years.
398
00:16:27,567 --> 00:16:29,006
20 years!
399
00:16:29,487 --> 00:16:30,638
Floating!
400
00:16:30,638 --> 00:16:32,558
-All right, we get it.
401
00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:33,999
Floating, helpless.
402
00:16:33,999 --> 00:16:35,199
Jeez, get a new act.
403
00:16:35,199 --> 00:16:37,119
-It's just that sort
of attitude that
404
00:16:37,119 --> 00:16:38,479
made me this way.
405
00:16:38,479 --> 00:16:41,086
-I don't suppose you offer
frequent flyer miles?
406
00:16:41,086 --> 00:16:45,807
-You won't need them, cause
you're not coming back.
407
00:16:45,807 --> 00:16:48,687
This self-launching satellite
will send my anti-gravity
408
00:16:48,687 --> 00:16:54,559
machine into orbit around the
earth, and blast the entire
409
00:16:54,559 --> 00:16:57,439
population with anti-gravity!
410
00:16:57,439 --> 00:16:58,399
Ah, ha, ha, ha!
411
00:16:58,399 --> 00:16:59,838
Happy floating!
412
00:17:12,526 --> 00:17:13,759
-Clockwise!
413
00:17:17,199 --> 00:17:18,607
-I can't breathe.
414
00:17:30,527 --> 00:17:32,399
-Whoa!
415
00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:33,807
-Sam!
416
00:17:37,518 --> 00:17:39,998
-How are we gonna stop
the satellite?
417
00:17:39,998 --> 00:17:44,206
-There's got to some sort of
computer on this thing.
418
00:17:44,206 --> 00:17:46,126
He had to program a destination,
right?
419
00:17:46,126 --> 00:17:48,927
We just have to reprogram it.
420
00:17:48,927 --> 00:17:49,887
-Right!
421
00:17:50,287 --> 00:17:51,647
You guys get that major
pain in the butt,
422
00:17:51,918 --> 00:17:53,167
I've got this covered.
423
00:17:57,167 --> 00:18:00,047
Without gravity my hair will
never look good again, and
424
00:18:00,526 --> 00:18:01,486
that's unacceptable.
425
00:18:14,766 --> 00:18:16,286
[tires squealing]
426
00:18:16,286 --> 00:18:17,806
[screams]
427
00:18:18,287 --> 00:18:22,719
-Hm, I don't know about
this G.L.A.D.I.S.
428
00:18:22,719 --> 00:18:25,998
G.L.A.D.I.S.: It
looks fabulous.
429
00:18:25,998 --> 00:18:26,478
-Huh?
430
00:18:26,798 --> 00:18:28,079
Oh!
431
00:18:28,558 --> 00:18:29,966
[screams]
432
00:18:40,638 --> 00:18:42,158
[growling]
433
00:18:47,598 --> 00:18:48,687
ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Get him!
434
00:18:48,687 --> 00:18:49,486
SAM (OFFSCREEN): Come on.
435
00:18:49,486 --> 00:18:51,006
Ye-ei-ee!
436
00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:53,166
Ah!
437
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:54,399
Agh!
438
00:19:02,847 --> 00:19:04,367
[grunts]
439
00:19:18,126 --> 00:19:19,007
-Whoa!
440
00:19:21,999 --> 00:19:24,958
[grunts]
441
00:19:25,439 --> 00:19:25,887
-[gasp]
442
00:19:25,887 --> 00:19:26,799
No!
443
00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:38,478
Bring it on, space cadet, I've
had some practice myself.
444
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:40,926
-I've been expecting you.
445
00:19:40,926 --> 00:19:42,959
Ooh!
446
00:19:42,959 --> 00:19:45,246
-Whoa!
447
00:19:45,246 --> 00:19:46,607
-Ugh!
448
00:19:46,607 --> 00:19:47,086
Ugh!
449
00:19:47,567 --> 00:19:48,046
-Woo hoo!
450
00:19:48,046 --> 00:19:50,046
Anti-gravity rocks!
451
00:19:50,046 --> 00:19:50,958
-Hargh!
452
00:19:50,958 --> 00:19:52,319
Ugh!
453
00:19:52,319 --> 00:19:53,758
All right, all right.
454
00:19:53,758 --> 00:19:56,959
What good is revenge
if people enjoy it?
455
00:19:56,959 --> 00:20:00,447
-Have a little taste of
defeat, Major Loser.
456
00:20:00,447 --> 00:20:02,286
-Uh, ha, ha, ha.
457
00:20:02,286 --> 00:20:05,039
Adios amigos.
458
00:20:05,039 --> 00:20:10,686
-Uh, one space trip a day is
enough for me, thank you.
459
00:20:10,686 --> 00:20:11,998
-Whoa!
460
00:20:14,558 --> 00:20:15,998
-Ha, ha!
461
00:20:15,998 --> 00:20:17,598
Physics 101, Gravity!
462
00:20:23,279 --> 00:20:25,598
-I can't wait to tell know
-it-all G.L.A.D.I.S. we didn't
463
00:20:25,967 --> 00:20:27,279
need the laser nail
file after all!
464
00:20:27,279 --> 00:20:28,239
-Ow!
465
00:20:28,239 --> 00:20:30,078
I broke a nail.
466
00:20:30,078 --> 00:20:31,038
[filing]
467
00:20:31,519 --> 00:20:32,479
-Oh!
468
00:20:38,958 --> 00:20:39,759
-Are you sure?
469
00:20:40,238 --> 00:20:43,118
-You deserve it, after saving
the world and our lives it's
470
00:20:43,118 --> 00:20:44,559
the least we can give you.
471
00:20:44,559 --> 00:20:45,519
[giggling]
472
00:20:45,519 --> 00:20:47,839
-Friends forever!
473
00:20:47,839 --> 00:20:48,558
-OK.
474
00:20:48,558 --> 00:20:51,119
Gotta unpack.
475
00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:52,079
Score!
476
00:20:52,079 --> 00:20:53,999
The best bedroom in all
of Beverly Hills.
477
00:20:53,999 --> 00:20:55,919
And no one deserves
it more than I do!
478
00:20:55,919 --> 00:20:56,879
Ooh!
479
00:20:56,879 --> 00:21:00,126
I wonder if the view
is just as great?
480
00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:01,566
Agh!
481
00:21:01,566 --> 00:21:02,046
-Agh!
482
00:21:02,046 --> 00:21:03,006
-Mandy?
483
00:21:03,006 --> 00:21:04,046
-Clover?
484
00:21:04,046 --> 00:21:05,486
-Um, guys?
485
00:21:05,966 --> 00:21:06,926
Guys?
486
00:21:06,926 --> 00:21:09,326
Really, it's not fair that
I get the best room.
487
00:21:09,806 --> 00:21:10,286
Really.
488
00:21:10,286 --> 00:21:10,766
Who wants to trade?
489
00:21:11,246 --> 00:21:11,726
Guys?
490
00:21:12,206 --> 00:21:14,158
Guys!
491
00:21:14,158 --> 00:21:17,038
-OK. it's like the ultimate
coolest thing in the world
492
00:21:17,038 --> 00:21:18,958
that our parents are letting us
live together while their
493
00:21:19,438 --> 00:21:19,918
on vacation, and all.
494
00:21:19,918 --> 00:21:21,838
But it's-- it's just--
495
00:21:21,838 --> 00:21:24,238
well, you know, Clover and Alex
are like my total best
496
00:21:24,238 --> 00:21:25,678
friends in the whole universe.
497
00:21:25,678 --> 00:21:28,078
And, I mean, what if we don't
get along as roomies?
498
00:21:28,558 --> 00:21:31,438
What if Alex leaves the empty
milk carton in fridge?
499
00:21:31,438 --> 00:21:34,798
Or-- or Clover totally
uses all the fabric
500
00:21:34,798 --> 00:21:35,758
softener in one load?
501
00:21:35,758 --> 00:21:37,198
Or what--
502
00:21:37,198 --> 00:21:38,158
ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Who left their
wet towel on the floor?
503
00:21:38,158 --> 00:21:38,638
-Oopsy!
504
00:21:38,638 --> 00:21:39,118
Uh, I--
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