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THEME SONG: Here we go, we're
getting on the road till we
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stop, and then we'll shop.
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So one, two, three now,
baby, here we go.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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On a mission, undercover and
we're in control, here we go.
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Here we go.
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We're Totally Spies so
get on with the show.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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[crowd cheering]
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-Welcome back to
Brain Busters!
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OK.
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It's time for the
do or die round.
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First answer correctly wins.
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[beep]
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-OK players, your question.
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Name the isotope whose nuclear
fission supplies energy for
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atomic explosions.
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[electronic buzzer]
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-Oh, yes.
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Of course, that's easy.
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The answer obviously is the--
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well, uh, the answer is--
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[buzzer]
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-Ooh!
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Time's up.
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Sorry, Professor.
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Margie?
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-I'm guessing that's
the uranium 235.
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-Correct!
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For the third week in a row,
you're our grand prize winner!
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[crowd cheering]
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[school bell ringing]
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-Now, who can name the four
chronological eras of Earth?
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Sam?
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-OK.
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Precambrian, Paleozoic,
Mesozoic, and Cenozoic.
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-Well, that's exactly right.
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-Wow, how do you do it, Sam?
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I mean, when I try to memorize
all that zoic stuff, all I get
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is a headache.
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-I don't know.
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I just read it and
then its, like,
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stuck in my mind forever.
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Kind of dorky, huh?
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-Dorky?
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More like lucky.
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Hey, maybe we can grab some
sushi tomorrow, after school,
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and you could give me
a few pointers?
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-Sure.
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Sounds great.
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-Hurry up, Sam.
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You're going to be late
for your date
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with fame and fortune.
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[gasp]
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-You're right.
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It's Brain Buster time.
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-Um, actually, it's hair
and makeup time.
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No girlfriend of mine's
going on TV before
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she's camera ready.
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-Today's the day Sammy
gets to be on a game
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show and win megabucks.
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-Sorry, Zach, gotta go.
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-Is it me, or does the set
look much bigger on TV?
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-That's the magic of
Hollywood, my dear.
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-Wink Weatherdale?
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-Ha, ha.
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-Speaking of magic, I can't
believe how real you look in
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person, Wink.
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-Amazing, isn't it?
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But enough about me.
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I'm here to welcome
Sam to the show.
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Ready to challenge Margie for
lots of cash and prizes?
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-Bring it on.
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[screaming and thumping]
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-No wire hangers, you
got me, bucko?
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Winkie, is this how the
returning champ gets treated?
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This blouse is 85% genuine silk,
for crying out loud.
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-We'll take care of it
right away, Margie.
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[zap]
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-Ooh, that's our cue, ladies.
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-Good luck, hun, you've
gonna need it.
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-Uh.
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-She seems nice.
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-For 100 points, this famous
person is the reason we have
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sandwiches.
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[electronic buzzer]
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-That would be, uh--
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uh--
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would-- would be--
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[electronic buzzer]
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-Margie?
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-That's got to be the
Earl of Sandwich.
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-The Earl of Sandwich
is correct.
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[crowd cheering]
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[electronic buzzer]
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-I know this one.
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It's, uh, it's, it's--
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it's, um--
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[electronic buzzer]
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Is it vernal equinox?
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-Ooh!
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Correct a mundo again!
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[crowd cheering]
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-Is it shredded wheat?
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[electronic buzzer]
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[crowd cheering]
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-Time's up.
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-Ugh!
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[pop]
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[pop]
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[crowd cheering]
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-OK, contestants.
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It's do or die time.
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Here's the question.
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In order, what are Earth's
four chronological eras?
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-That is so easy.
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I just answered this in
Science class, today.
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-She's going to get this
one, for sure.
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-Totally.
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Science is her best subject.
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-It's, um , OK.
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The first, um, it's--
no, it's--
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-Margie?
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-OK.
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You got your Precambrian Era.
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You got your Paleozoic Era, OK,
there's another era, it's
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on the tip of my tongue.
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[electronic whirring]
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[school bell ringing]
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-It was so weird.
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Wink would ask a question and
I would know the answer.
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But when I buzzed in, I
just totally blanked.
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-Probably just a bad case
of stage fright.
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-Yeah.
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Either that or the buzzer sucked
out part of your brain.
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[laughing]
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-Ha, ha.
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Now if you're through with the
fun at my expense fest, I
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believe we're due for a
mid-morning makeup check.
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-Um, is it me, or is she
a little off course?
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-Off course?
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She's off her rocker.
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-Come on, we've got
to stop her.
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-Hey, what are you doing?
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-How about saving you from
total humiliation?
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This is the boy's bathroom.
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-Ha!
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Oopsy.
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Guess I wasn't paying
attention.
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Aw, forget the makeup check,
let's just get our books and
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go to class.
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-Hm.
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[grunts]
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-Come on, you dumb
locker, open up.
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-What's the matter?
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Did you forget your
combination?
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-Forget my combination?
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That's like the dumbest
question ever, Clovis.
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-Clovis?
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-Uh, Sam, her name is Clover.
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-That's what I said, Allegra.
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-Um, OK, I was just kidding
about the brain
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sucking thing before.
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[gasp]
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-Sammy, are you feeling OK?
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-I am fine.
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Gosh, if I could just figure
out why there's no smoothie
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stand at this mall.
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-OK.
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This just went from amusing
to 911, call Jerry, quick.
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Serious.
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[beep]
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[screams]
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-Hello, ladies.
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What seems to be the problem?
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-Sam's the problem.
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Ever since she was on that Brain
Buster show, she's been
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acting
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"tres bizzarro." -Yeah.
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Forgetting things, and spacing
out, and stuff.
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She practically walked into the
boys bathroom at school.
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-But, Clovis and Allegra
saved me.
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-Ah?
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Yes, I'll have W.H.O.O.P. run
some tests right away.
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In the meantime, you two should
check out Brain Drains
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ex-contestants.
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See if anyone else is having
forgetfulness problems, like
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Sam.
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-We're on it, Jer.
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-Not just yet.
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There's still the matter
of the gadgets.
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[beep]
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-Today we have x-ray sunglasses,
lipstick lasers,
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mini smoke bombs, and
some newly modified
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nuclear powered jet boots.
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-Oh!
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What's newly modified
about them?
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-Glad you asked.
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This.
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[screams]
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-Hm?
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-This is it, the home of
Professor Augustus Claiborne.
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-It says here, he hasn't
returned to work since he lost
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on the game show,
two weeks ago.
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-That's a long time to just sit
around and play with your
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parting gifts.
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[door bell]
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-Can I help you?
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-Yeah, we're here to
see the Professor.
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We're, um, we're his students.
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-Well then, you should know
that the Professor isn't
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feeling well.
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-It'll only take a sec.
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We just want to say hi.
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-Well, all right. if it will
only take a second.
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[laughing maniacally]
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-Ooh.
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Ooh, look out there.
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Ooh, ooh.
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-Whoa, looks like the Prof
had a little problem
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dressing this morning.
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-It's every morning.
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Ever since he went on that
ridiculous show he can't
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remember anything.
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-Ha, ha.
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Hoo, hoo.
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Oh, hello, ladies.
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I'd love to chat, but it's
a bit past my bed time.
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Nightie night.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha.
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Hoo.
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Ooh, look out, now.
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-I think you guys
should go now.
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I appreciate you stopping by.
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-OK.
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This is so not good.
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-For the Professor,
or for Sam?
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-For both!
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We better call Jer, ASAP.
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-Brainwave test number one.
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Short-term memory visuals.
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[phone ringing]
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-Any news, spies?
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-We just checked on an ex-Brain
Buster contestant.
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In two weeks he's gone
from brainy professor
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to brainless goof.
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He tried to go to bed
inside a clock.
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-Oh, my.
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-How is Sam doing?
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-Sam?
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Oh, well she's--
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[gasp]
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Oh, my.
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-Jer, what's wrong?
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-Uh, well, nothing to worry
yourself about.
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Both you and Alex should
investigate the
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game show set promptly.
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Ta ta.
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-Ah!
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Oh!
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Ooh, pretty light.
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[car horns]
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-Whoa!
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-It's about time, Miss Tutor.
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[giggles]
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-Do I know you?
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-Yeah, you know me.
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I'm Zach.
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00:10:18,767 --> 00:10:20,687
Science glass, remember?
273
00:10:20,687 --> 00:10:21,167
-Uh--
274
00:10:21,647 --> 00:10:22,127
-Oh, OK, I get it.
275
00:10:22,127 --> 00:10:24,527
It's a joke.
276
00:10:24,527 --> 00:10:25,359
-Mm!
277
00:10:25,727 --> 00:10:27,727
(MUMBLING).
278
00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:29,647
-Uh, maybe we should order.
279
00:10:29,647 --> 00:10:31,567
You seem kind of hungry.
280
00:10:31,567 --> 00:10:33,967
TOUR GUIDE (OFFSCREEN): And
this is the famous Brain
281
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:37,327
Buster set where everybody's
favorite waitress, Margie,
282
00:10:37,327 --> 00:10:40,926
goes for $10 million in
tomorrow's Battle of Geniuses.
283
00:10:40,926 --> 00:10:44,287
Now, follow me to the studio's
famous cowboy western set.
284
00:10:49,279 --> 00:10:49,759
-OK.
285
00:10:49,759 --> 00:10:51,199
10 minutes till the next tour.
286
00:10:51,199 --> 00:10:52,527
Let's get to work.
287
00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:56,047
-We should start with
Wink's podium.
288
00:10:56,047 --> 00:10:58,158
-Looks like this podium is more
than just a place for
289
00:10:58,639 --> 00:10:59,726
Wink's cue cards.
290
00:10:59,726 --> 00:11:04,047
-Ladies and gentlemen, it's time
to play Brain Buster's.
291
00:11:09,599 --> 00:11:11,519
OK, that's weird.
292
00:11:11,519 --> 00:11:13,487
-What's weird?
293
00:11:13,487 --> 00:11:15,199
Pictures of brains?
294
00:11:15,199 --> 00:11:16,527
I don't get it.
295
00:11:19,599 --> 00:11:21,679
-Red drains into blue.
296
00:11:24,607 --> 00:11:26,847
Alex, are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
297
00:11:26,847 --> 00:11:28,159
[gasp]
298
00:11:28,159 --> 00:11:29,599
ALEX (OFFSCREEN): That somehow
those capsules suck out
299
00:11:29,599 --> 00:11:30,559
intelligence?
300
00:11:31,039 --> 00:11:31,999
-Exactly.
301
00:11:31,999 --> 00:11:33,967
Our Sammy's been
brain drained.
302
00:11:33,967 --> 00:11:37,327
-I knew a guy with teeth that
white wasn't to be trusted.
303
00:11:37,327 --> 00:11:38,319
-Hey, you!
304
00:11:38,319 --> 00:11:39,647
-Hey, what do you too
think you're doing?
305
00:11:39,647 --> 00:11:40,607
[gasp]
306
00:11:40,607 --> 00:11:42,047
-Looks like the next
tour came early.
307
00:11:42,047 --> 00:11:44,159
What are we gonna do?
308
00:11:44,639 --> 00:11:45,647
-Mic check.
309
00:11:49,887 --> 00:11:53,007
-Get back here!
310
00:11:53,007 --> 00:11:53,838
-Push!
311
00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:56,559
Ugh!
312
00:11:56,847 --> 00:11:58,719
Ugh!
313
00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:00,047
[moans]
314
00:12:00,047 --> 00:12:01,007
-Oh, so sorry.
315
00:12:07,359 --> 00:12:10,239
-How 'bout we start with
plate tectonics?
316
00:12:12,879 --> 00:12:15,279
[giggles]
317
00:12:15,279 --> 00:12:18,079
-Sam, are you OK?
318
00:12:18,079 --> 00:12:19,406
-Sam, there you are.
319
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,199
Marvelous.
320
00:12:21,678 --> 00:12:23,119
-Hey, let go, buddy.
321
00:12:23,598 --> 00:12:24,558
-Yeah , let go, buddy.
322
00:12:24,558 --> 00:12:26,047
The lady doesn't know you.
323
00:12:26,047 --> 00:12:27,486
-Oh, no, no, no.
324
00:12:27,486 --> 00:12:29,406
You misunderstand,
I'm Sam's uncle.
325
00:12:29,406 --> 00:12:30,847
Uncle Buddy.
326
00:12:31,326 --> 00:12:32,286
Yes, that's it.
327
00:12:32,286 --> 00:12:33,246
Sam called me to pick her up.
328
00:12:33,246 --> 00:12:35,166
Ready to go, dear?
329
00:12:35,166 --> 00:12:36,607
Oh, my.
330
00:12:36,607 --> 00:12:38,046
I had so hoped it wouldn't
come to this.
331
00:12:38,046 --> 00:12:39,006
Oh, look!
332
00:12:39,487 --> 00:12:40,767
A three-headed man
on a donkey!
333
00:12:40,767 --> 00:12:41,727
-Agh!
334
00:12:45,087 --> 00:12:48,479
[giggles]
335
00:12:48,479 --> 00:12:52,319
[phone ringing]
336
00:12:52,319 --> 00:12:54,207
-Game show report, ladies?
337
00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:54,687
-Yeah.
338
00:12:55,167 --> 00:12:56,127
Wink's a fink.
339
00:12:56,127 --> 00:12:57,567
-Pardon me?
340
00:12:57,567 --> 00:12:59,487
-Poor Sam's been brain
drained, Jer.
341
00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:02,367
The contestant capsule sucks
out a player's intelligence
342
00:13:02,367 --> 00:13:03,679
and makes them forget answers.
343
00:13:03,679 --> 00:13:06,559
-Any idea what happens to the
drained intelligence?
344
00:13:06,559 --> 00:13:08,847
-Security guards came before
we could find out.
345
00:13:08,847 --> 00:13:10,047
We're gonna have to
sneak back in.
346
00:13:10,047 --> 00:13:11,967
ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Any
news on Sam's tests?
347
00:13:11,967 --> 00:13:12,927
-Sam?
348
00:13:12,927 --> 00:13:15,327
Oh, uh, Sam's perfect.
349
00:13:15,327 --> 00:13:16,767
Just perfect.
350
00:13:19,999 --> 00:13:22,127
She even took a little
walk this afternoon.
351
00:13:35,646 --> 00:13:36,606
-Ugh!
352
00:13:36,606 --> 00:13:38,526
-Time to open a capsule and
see what we can find.
353
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:42,607
-Hopefully, it'll be
Sammy's brain.
354
00:13:42,926 --> 00:13:46,287
[grunts]
355
00:13:46,287 --> 00:13:47,247
-Hold on!
356
00:13:47,247 --> 00:13:48,047
Looks like we're going
for a ride.
357
00:13:48,047 --> 00:13:52,287
[screams]
358
00:13:52,607 --> 00:13:54,879
-Huh?
359
00:13:54,879 --> 00:13:56,239
-Whoa!
360
00:13:56,239 --> 00:13:58,638
Now this is what I call one
nice dressing room.
361
00:13:58,959 --> 00:14:00,239
-Dressing room?
362
00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:01,678
More like some kind of bad
guy basement hideout.
363
00:14:01,678 --> 00:14:02,638
MARGIE (OFFSCREEN): Ow.
364
00:14:02,638 --> 00:14:04,079
Ow, you're killing me.
365
00:14:04,079 --> 00:14:05,039
-That sounds like Margie.
366
00:14:05,039 --> 00:14:06,478
MARGIE (OFFSCREEN): Stop!
367
00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:08,879
-Sorry, Wink, but there'll be
no brain sucking contestants
368
00:14:08,879 --> 00:14:09,758
on my watch.
369
00:14:14,079 --> 00:14:16,686
Spies to the rescue.
370
00:14:16,686 --> 00:14:18,927
-Agh!
371
00:14:18,927 --> 00:14:21,726
[screams]
372
00:14:21,726 --> 00:14:23,167
-Hey, what gives?
373
00:14:23,167 --> 00:14:27,327
I still had 15 minutes of
Shiatsu left. (YELLING) Wink!
374
00:14:27,327 --> 00:14:28,287
-Oopsy.
375
00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:30,318
[moaning]
376
00:14:35,726 --> 00:14:37,086
[gasp]
377
00:14:39,439 --> 00:14:42,798
-Welcome to Wink and Margie's
sound-proof
378
00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:46,398
booth of doom, ladies.
379
00:14:46,398 --> 00:14:47,358
-Wink and Margie?
380
00:14:47,839 --> 00:14:49,199
You mean she's in
on this, too?
381
00:14:49,678 --> 00:14:51,279
-You got it, doll face.
382
00:14:51,279 --> 00:14:53,679
-The only doll face around
here is you.
383
00:14:53,679 --> 00:14:56,479
I mean, hello, blue
eye shadow much.
384
00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:58,399
-You should respect your
elders, young lady.
385
00:14:58,878 --> 00:15:02,558
Especially one with an IQ
of 192 and growing.
386
00:15:02,558 --> 00:15:03,999
-Growing?
387
00:15:03,999 --> 00:15:06,879
So that's what you're doing with
the contestant's brains,
388
00:15:06,879 --> 00:15:08,639
giving them to Margie?
389
00:15:08,639 --> 00:15:11,519
-Well, intelligence is not
something you could buy in a
390
00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:12,959
store, is it?
391
00:15:13,439 --> 00:15:16,367
-Excuse me, but sucking out
innocent people's brains is,
392
00:15:16,367 --> 00:15:18,207
like, majorly evil.
393
00:15:18,207 --> 00:15:20,127
-Well, evil, sure.
394
00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:23,007
But Winkie and I realized you
got to bend a few rules to
395
00:15:23,007 --> 00:15:24,927
become rich and famous.
396
00:15:24,927 --> 00:15:26,927
-And powerful.
397
00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:30,287
After tonight's Battle of the
Geniuses Margie's brain power
398
00:15:30,287 --> 00:15:32,687
will be that of a thousand
supercomputers.
399
00:15:32,687 --> 00:15:33,647
We will be unstoppable.
400
00:15:34,127 --> 00:15:36,047
First, rulers of
all television.
401
00:15:36,047 --> 00:15:38,767
Then, rulers of the world.
402
00:15:38,767 --> 00:15:41,647
-Plus we get 10 million
smack-a-roonies.
403
00:15:41,647 --> 00:15:43,727
-That's right, sweet stuff.
404
00:15:43,727 --> 00:15:45,647
-Ew!
405
00:15:45,647 --> 00:15:47,087
-Ew, gross!
406
00:15:47,567 --> 00:15:50,287
Like we aren't being tortured
enough all ready.
407
00:15:50,287 --> 00:15:51,599
-Ooh, the show beckons.
408
00:15:52,078 --> 00:15:54,479
Unfortunately, there's not
enough oxygen for you to make
409
00:15:54,958 --> 00:15:56,639
it until the first commercial.
410
00:15:56,639 --> 00:15:57,726
Bye, bye, ladies.
411
00:16:03,246 --> 00:16:05,358
-Divide and conquer
round, geniuses.
412
00:16:05,358 --> 00:16:07,278
I give you the division problem,
you give me the
413
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:09,279
answer to conquer
your opponents.
414
00:16:09,279 --> 00:16:10,847
And here we go.
415
00:16:10,847 --> 00:16:13,246
What number equals the year
the spirally grooved rifle
416
00:16:13,246 --> 00:16:18,079
barrel was introduced, divided
by 10 to the negative 5th?
417
00:16:18,079 --> 00:16:18,879
-Uh.
418
00:16:18,879 --> 00:16:20,526
-Oh.
419
00:16:20,526 --> 00:16:21,407
-Uh.
420
00:16:21,407 --> 00:16:23,039
-Um.
421
00:16:23,039 --> 00:16:24,479
[electronic buzzer]
422
00:16:24,479 --> 00:16:26,526
-15 million, 200,000.
423
00:16:26,526 --> 00:16:28,446
-Right again, Margie!
424
00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:28,927
[crowd cheering]
425
00:16:28,927 --> 00:16:30,799
-How do you do it?
426
00:16:34,287 --> 00:16:36,238
[electronic beeps]
427
00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:41,486
-Get ready to tuck and roll.
428
00:16:45,678 --> 00:16:46,446
Uh!
429
00:16:51,598 --> 00:16:52,479
-Awesome!
430
00:16:52,958 --> 00:16:53,439
How did you--
431
00:16:53,918 --> 00:16:54,399
-Old racket ball trick shot.
432
00:16:54,878 --> 00:16:55,359
We'll play some time.
433
00:16:55,838 --> 00:16:56,798
Now let's get out of here.
434
00:17:02,639 --> 00:17:05,598
-OK players, the category
is weird science.
435
00:17:05,598 --> 00:17:08,478
Chromosomes are to pheromones
as pizza is to--
436
00:17:08,478 --> 00:17:11,839
CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Sorry, Wink,
you've been pre-empted.
437
00:17:14,478 --> 00:17:17,566
[screams]
438
00:17:17,566 --> 00:17:20,158
-Winkie, do something.
439
00:17:20,158 --> 00:17:20,639
[electronic buzzing]
440
00:17:21,118 --> 00:17:21,806
-Look out!
441
00:17:23,998 --> 00:17:27,647
-Whoa, we gotta ask Jer to buy
us a couple of those mics.
442
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,279
-Time to take Wink
off the air.
443
00:17:31,839 --> 00:17:33,278
-We've gotta stop them.
444
00:17:33,759 --> 00:17:35,679
Margie's got all of Sam's
intelligence locked up inside
445
00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:37,199
that giant beehive
head of hers.
446
00:17:46,878 --> 00:17:50,606
Ladies, start your engines.
447
00:17:50,606 --> 00:17:51,807
[screams]
448
00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:03,198
[gasp]
449
00:18:03,198 --> 00:18:04,639
-They're getting away!
450
00:18:04,639 --> 00:18:08,046
-Give me a blast from
your jet boots.
451
00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:12,638
[screams]
452
00:18:13,119 --> 00:18:14,079
-Too much afterburner.
453
00:18:19,678 --> 00:18:21,598
[gasps]
454
00:18:21,598 --> 00:18:24,318
[screams]
455
00:18:24,318 --> 00:18:26,046
[horse neighing]
456
00:18:26,046 --> 00:18:29,006
-Let's ride, partner!
457
00:18:29,006 --> 00:18:30,366
Ugh!
458
00:18:36,606 --> 00:18:39,726
Time to rope 'em and ride 'em.
459
00:18:40,207 --> 00:18:41,246
[screams]
460
00:18:49,566 --> 00:18:52,127
[screams]
461
00:18:52,127 --> 00:18:56,687
-Sorry, Sis, we gotta
cut you loose.
462
00:18:56,687 --> 00:18:58,158
Ugh!
463
00:18:58,158 --> 00:18:59,886
[screams]
464
00:18:59,886 --> 00:19:01,327
-Got ya!
465
00:19:01,327 --> 00:19:02,766
-So, you girls want to hang
around, all righty
466
00:19:03,247 --> 00:19:05,567
then, enjoy the ride.
467
00:19:05,567 --> 00:19:10,479
[screams]
468
00:19:10,479 --> 00:19:14,319
-This is definitely not my idea
of a fun studio tour.
469
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:16,639
-We have to let go
and jet boot.
470
00:19:16,639 --> 00:19:19,758
-If we do that, Wink gets away
with Sammy's brainpower.
471
00:19:31,806 --> 00:19:32,766
-Bingo!
472
00:19:32,766 --> 00:19:34,686
One bad guy going down.
473
00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:41,886
-Thanks, for playing,
Wink and Margie.
474
00:19:41,886 --> 00:19:44,766
Unfortunately, your today's
grand prize losers!
475
00:19:47,646 --> 00:19:52,846
[electronic beeping]
476
00:19:53,327 --> 00:19:54,606
-You're sure this
will work, Jer?
477
00:19:54,606 --> 00:19:56,047
-Oh, yes.
478
00:19:56,047 --> 00:19:57,967
With Sam and Margie switching
capsules, Margie will be the
479
00:19:58,446 --> 00:20:01,886
brain drained contestant
this time.
480
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:03,566
-Ugh!
481
00:20:03,566 --> 00:20:06,478
Agh!
482
00:20:06,478 --> 00:20:08,127
Agh!
483
00:20:08,127 --> 00:20:10,158
Ow!
484
00:20:10,158 --> 00:20:11,359
-Hello, Sam.
485
00:20:11,359 --> 00:20:13,086
-Are you there? there?
486
00:20:13,086 --> 00:20:14,046
-Mm.
487
00:20:14,526 --> 00:20:17,566
Clover, Alex, what's going on?
488
00:20:17,566 --> 00:20:19,006
-She said Clover!
489
00:20:19,006 --> 00:20:19,966
-Yay!
490
00:20:19,966 --> 00:20:21,406
Our best friend's back.
491
00:20:21,406 --> 00:20:22,366
-Whoa!
492
00:20:22,366 --> 00:20:22,846
My head.
493
00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:25,407
I gotta lie down.
494
00:20:25,407 --> 00:20:28,287
-You'll have plenty of time
to rest in prison now.
495
00:20:28,287 --> 00:20:30,207
But there are some
ex-contestants
496
00:20:30,207 --> 00:20:32,606
we must visit first.
497
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:34,559
[moaning]
498
00:20:40,319 --> 00:20:42,287
[school bell ringing]
499
00:20:47,966 --> 00:20:50,078
-Tutor damage control time.
500
00:20:50,078 --> 00:20:51,727
-Um, hi, Zach.
501
00:20:51,727 --> 00:20:54,078
You know, about the other
day at the Sushi Bar.
502
00:20:54,559 --> 00:20:55,038
-Oh, hey, forget it.
503
00:20:55,519 --> 00:20:56,479
It's history.
504
00:20:56,479 --> 00:20:58,526
Besides, I found
another tutor.
505
00:20:58,526 --> 00:20:59,486
-Another tutor?
506
00:20:59,486 --> 00:21:02,239
-That's right Sammy-kins.
507
00:21:02,239 --> 00:21:05,119
Zach needs a study buddy
with half a brain.
508
00:21:05,119 --> 00:21:07,518
Someone who knows the difference
between a hand
509
00:21:07,999 --> 00:21:09,438
towel and a hand roll.
510
00:21:09,438 --> 00:21:09,919
Ha!
511
00:21:10,398 --> 00:21:12,926
Bye, bye.
512
00:21:12,926 --> 00:21:15,327
-Half a brain is right.
513
00:21:15,327 --> 00:21:18,207
Mandy's about as sharp as
a week old nail file.
514
00:21:18,207 --> 00:21:18,559
-That's OK.
515
00:21:18,926 --> 00:21:19,406
She can have him.
516
00:21:19,406 --> 00:21:19,886
-Huh?
517
00:21:19,886 --> 00:21:21,326
-I mean, really.
518
00:21:21,326 --> 00:21:22,766
Who wants to go out with a guy
who would fall for Jerry's
519
00:21:22,766 --> 00:21:25,646
lame, look a three-headed
man on a donkey, trick?
520
00:21:25,646 --> 00:21:28,846
JERRY (OFFSCREEN): I
heard that, ladies.
521
00:21:28,846 --> 00:21:31,087
[laughter]
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