Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:03,328 --> 00:00:05,727
THEME SONG: Here we go, we're
getting on the road till we
2
00:00:05,727 --> 00:00:08,128
stop, and then we'll shop.
3
00:00:08,607 --> 00:00:14,047
So one, two, three now,
baby, here we go.
4
00:00:14,047 --> 00:00:16,048
Here we go.
5
00:00:16,048 --> 00:00:17,087
Here we go.
6
00:00:17,568 --> 00:00:20,960
On a mission, undercover
and we're in control.
7
00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:22,368
Here we go.
8
00:00:22,368 --> 00:00:23,328
Here we go.
9
00:00:23,328 --> 00:00:26,479
We're Totally Spies so
get on with the show.
10
00:00:26,479 --> 00:00:27,888
Here we go.
11
00:00:27,888 --> 00:00:29,327
Here we go.
12
00:00:29,327 --> 00:00:30,768
Here we go.
13
00:00:46,847 --> 00:00:48,288
-We've a bit of a
problem, sir.
14
00:00:48,288 --> 00:00:50,560
I'm afraid your books
are overdue.
15
00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:52,848
-The problem is yours,
lady, because I
16
00:00:52,848 --> 00:00:54,287
ain't payin' no fines.
17
00:00:54,287 --> 00:00:56,159
-But, that's our policy.
18
00:00:56,447 --> 00:00:57,680
-Too bad.
19
00:01:06,928 --> 00:01:09,200
[gasp]
20
00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:11,440
-Huh?
21
00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:13,920
-Hey, but me down.
22
00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:14,880
Ugh!
23
00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:41,600
[laughing]
24
00:01:42,079 --> 00:01:45,359
-Ooh, Fried Garbarge, now this
is a seriously cool band.
25
00:01:45,648 --> 00:01:47,087
-Not as cool as Day Old Bread.
26
00:01:47,087 --> 00:01:48,880
They are mega cool.
27
00:01:49,247 --> 00:01:50,207
-Sorry, girls.
28
00:01:50,207 --> 00:01:52,127
I just found the coolest
thing in the whole
29
00:01:52,127 --> 00:01:54,047
store, Anson Carter.
30
00:01:54,367 --> 00:01:55,648
-Anson Carter?
31
00:01:55,648 --> 00:01:56,527
Who's that?
32
00:01:56,527 --> 00:01:59,807
-The brand new, scalding
hot, M-Channel VJ.
33
00:01:59,807 --> 00:02:03,407
Isn't he a dream?
34
00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:05,119
-Hi, guys.
35
00:02:05,119 --> 00:02:06,560
Anson Carter here with an
exciting announcement for ya.
36
00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,959
I'm looking for a special
someone to co-host an upcoming
37
00:02:08,959 --> 00:02:10,400
show with me at the M-Channel.
38
00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:12,320
All you have to do is send in
a catchy and convincing
39
00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:13,759
audition tape, and who knows?
40
00:02:13,759 --> 00:02:17,039
Within weeks you and I could
be working together.
41
00:02:17,039 --> 00:02:17,487
-Ah!
42
00:02:17,967 --> 00:02:19,727
This is too perfect.
43
00:02:20,208 --> 00:02:22,607
I'll send in my tape, get
the job, Anson will fall
44
00:02:22,607 --> 00:02:23,567
in love with me.
45
00:02:24,048 --> 00:02:25,968
And we'll spend the rest
of our lives together.
46
00:02:33,167 --> 00:02:36,047
-OK, Clover, I totally support
free expression and all, but
47
00:02:36,047 --> 00:02:37,680
you are in public.
48
00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:39,600
-I'm going home right now
to work on my tape.
49
00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:46,559
[gasps]
50
00:02:46,559 --> 00:02:48,127
[screams]
51
00:02:48,127 --> 00:02:51,168
-Could Jerry's timing
be any worse?
52
00:02:51,647 --> 00:02:52,128
-Argh!
53
00:02:52,128 --> 00:02:52,607
-Ugh!
54
00:02:53,088 --> 00:02:53,567
-Ugh!
55
00:02:54,048 --> 00:02:55,968
-Well, that was completely
gross.
56
00:02:55,968 --> 00:02:57,888
A vacuum then a garbage can?
57
00:02:57,888 --> 00:03:00,287
Thanks, Jer.
58
00:03:00,287 --> 00:03:00,847
Jer?
59
00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:01,999
-Down here.
60
00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:05,999
-Nice duds.
61
00:03:05,999 --> 00:03:07,679
Are you, like, in a
play or something?
62
00:03:07,679 --> 00:03:08,448
-No.
63
00:03:08,448 --> 00:03:10,480
But I have some very
exciting news.
64
00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:12,960
I am to be knighted.
65
00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:13,439
[gasp]
66
00:03:13,439 --> 00:03:14,880
-Knighted?
67
00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:17,760
Like with a sword and the queen,
and you'll be a sir?
68
00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:19,680
-Yes, yes, and yes.
69
00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:21,600
It's quite an unexpected
honor.
70
00:03:22,048 --> 00:03:22,527
-So can we come?
71
00:03:23,008 --> 00:03:24,768
I've always wanted to
meet the queen.
72
00:03:24,768 --> 00:03:27,167
-Tragically, you cannot, though
you three will be
73
00:03:27,648 --> 00:03:28,608
traveling to England.
74
00:03:28,608 --> 00:03:29,568
-England?
75
00:03:29,568 --> 00:03:31,007
But I can't.
76
00:03:31,007 --> 00:03:33,407
I have a very important,
possibly life-altering video
77
00:03:33,887 --> 00:03:34,639
to star in.
78
00:03:34,928 --> 00:03:36,848
-Well, I'm afraid it'll
have to wait.
79
00:03:36,848 --> 00:03:38,768
Right now, I have an
assignment for you.
80
00:03:38,768 --> 00:03:41,248
In the city of Liverpool, there
have been a rash of odd
81
00:03:41,248 --> 00:03:42,687
occurrences.
82
00:03:42,687 --> 00:03:44,607
People's personalities have
suddenly changed.
83
00:03:45,088 --> 00:03:46,048
Observe.
84
00:03:46,048 --> 00:03:48,799
This mild-mannered librarian
started acting like a
85
00:03:48,799 --> 00:03:50,559
professional wrestler.
86
00:03:50,559 --> 00:03:53,839
And this prominent surgeon
can't stop dancing.
87
00:03:53,839 --> 00:03:56,479
And this army general now treats
his officers like a
88
00:03:56,479 --> 00:03:58,399
kindergarten class.
89
00:03:58,399 --> 00:03:58,880
-Freaky.
90
00:03:59,359 --> 00:03:59,840
-Especially since some of these
91
00:04:00,319 --> 00:04:01,279
people are very important.
92
00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:03,680
-Then I guess we'd better find
out what's causing this to
93
00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:05,359
happen, fast.
94
00:04:05,359 --> 00:04:06,319
-Precisely.
95
00:04:06,319 --> 00:04:07,759
And now for your gadgets.
96
00:04:07,759 --> 00:04:11,487
You will using laser lipstick,
earring communicators, the
97
00:04:11,487 --> 00:04:14,240
hair pick lock pick, suction
cup bottomed
98
00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:16,447
go-go boot, and VEGs.
99
00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:17,728
-VEGs?
100
00:04:17,728 --> 00:04:21,039
-Vapor Emitting Gloves, wear
them at your olfactory risk.
101
00:04:21,039 --> 00:04:23,327
-Ew, nast!
102
00:04:23,327 --> 00:04:23,807
-Indeed.
103
00:04:23,807 --> 00:04:34,367
And now, you're off, as am I.
104
00:04:34,367 --> 00:04:37,247
-So Anson, remember, my
name is Clover, and
105
00:04:37,247 --> 00:04:39,167
your search is over.
106
00:04:39,167 --> 00:04:40,607
You've found your M-Channel
guest gal.
107
00:04:41,087 --> 00:04:44,447
I'm hipper than hip, hopper and
hop, I walk the walk, and,
108
00:04:44,447 --> 00:04:47,679
baby, I talk the talk.
109
00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,399
-That was awesome, Clover.
110
00:04:50,399 --> 00:04:51,840
-Thanks.
111
00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:53,279
Now all I have to do is send
in the tape, and keep my
112
00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:54,799
fingers crossed.
113
00:04:54,799 --> 00:04:56,719
-Good, because right
now it's spy time.
114
00:05:04,207 --> 00:05:05,280
-Um, are you sure you're
a librarian?
115
00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:08,047
Because, sister, you
are way buff.
116
00:05:08,479 --> 00:05:11,599
-I was until last Thursday, the
day my whole life changed.
117
00:05:11,599 --> 00:05:12,079
-What do mean?
118
00:05:12,559 --> 00:05:13,887
What happened?
119
00:05:13,887 --> 00:05:16,288
-I was working at the library
when I saw this bright light.
120
00:05:16,288 --> 00:05:18,208
Then all of a sudden, I
wasn't a wimp anymore.
121
00:05:18,208 --> 00:05:19,168
I was a wrestler.
122
00:05:19,168 --> 00:05:20,767
It was amazing.
123
00:05:20,767 --> 00:05:22,639
-I'm afraid I don't follow.
124
00:05:22,639 --> 00:05:25,519
-The only thing I lifted
before was books and my
125
00:05:25,519 --> 00:05:26,479
afternoon cup of tea.
126
00:05:26,959 --> 00:05:28,559
Now I can bench 150!
127
00:05:28,559 --> 00:05:31,359
I've another match tomorrow
night against some bloke from
128
00:05:31,359 --> 00:05:31,839
Kensington.
129
00:05:31,839 --> 00:05:33,199
Want to come?
130
00:05:33,199 --> 00:05:35,599
-Sounds like a blast, but,
unfortunately, we'll have to
131
00:05:35,599 --> 00:05:37,360
take a rain check.
132
00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:38,320
-Suit yourself.
133
00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:40,240
Now if you'll excuse me I have
to go work on my abs.
134
00:05:47,008 --> 00:05:48,447
-What a freak show.
135
00:05:48,447 --> 00:05:51,599
I mean, how often do you meet
a wrestling librarian?
136
00:05:51,599 --> 00:05:53,999
-Yeah, about as often as you
meet a high school girl
137
00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:57,839
involved international
espionage.
138
00:05:57,839 --> 00:05:59,519
OK, bad example.
139
00:05:59,519 --> 00:06:01,199
-Hey, check it out.
140
00:06:01,199 --> 00:06:04,848
Pro-wrestler Birmingham Brawler
quits, wants simpler,
141
00:06:05,327 --> 00:06:06,367
quieter life.
142
00:06:06,367 --> 00:06:08,767
-He probably got dropped on his
head one too many times.
143
00:06:12,528 --> 00:06:13,567
-So?
144
00:06:14,047 --> 00:06:16,479
-Either that or his
personality's changed.
145
00:06:16,479 --> 00:06:17,439
-What are you saying, Sammy?
146
00:06:17,919 --> 00:06:19,839
-That this is way too weird
to be a coincidence.
147
00:06:22,639 --> 00:06:32,047
[grunts]
148
00:06:32,047 --> 00:06:34,447
-Yes, well, wrestling was
my old life, you see.
149
00:06:34,447 --> 00:06:35,887
Now I prefer a good book.
150
00:06:35,887 --> 00:06:39,119
-But you're, like, the
Birmingham Brawler, dude.
151
00:06:39,119 --> 00:06:42,047
A butt-kicking powerhouse
of strength.
152
00:06:42,527 --> 00:06:43,487
-Oh, yes.
153
00:06:43,487 --> 00:06:45,407
Well, I was the Birmingham
Brawler, until last Thursday
154
00:06:45,887 --> 00:06:50,287
when I discovered Trollope,
Emily Bronte, and Balzac.
155
00:06:50,287 --> 00:06:52,207
-You don't happen to know the
head librarian at the
156
00:06:52,207 --> 00:06:54,207
Liverpool Library, do you?
157
00:06:54,687 --> 00:06:57,087
-Why no, but I'd so
love to meet her.
158
00:06:57,087 --> 00:06:59,967
We probably have a great
deal in common.
159
00:06:59,967 --> 00:07:00,927
-Well, thanks for your time.
160
00:07:01,407 --> 00:07:02,847
Keep digging on those books.
161
00:07:03,327 --> 00:07:03,807
-Oh, yes.
162
00:07:03,807 --> 00:07:04,767
I sure will.
163
00:07:04,767 --> 00:07:07,119
Cheerio, my dears.
164
00:07:07,119 --> 00:07:09,487
-Just when I thought the first
freak show was good, the
165
00:07:09,967 --> 00:07:12,127
second one was even better.
166
00:07:12,127 --> 00:07:14,527
-It's like the game we used
to play in nursery school,
167
00:07:14,527 --> 00:07:15,487
Opposite Day.
168
00:07:15,487 --> 00:07:16,447
[gasp]
169
00:07:16,927 --> 00:07:17,887
-You're absolutely
right, Alex.
170
00:07:17,887 --> 00:07:20,287
It's like they've switched
personalities.
171
00:07:20,287 --> 00:07:23,167
-But how is that possible,
especially since they don't
172
00:07:23,167 --> 00:07:24,127
even know each other?
173
00:07:24,127 --> 00:07:26,527
-I'm not sure, but we're
going to find out.
174
00:07:33,807 --> 00:07:35,727
-It's totally amazing.
175
00:07:36,207 --> 00:07:39,087
Even the most heinous of tweeds,
I still look fabulous.
176
00:07:42,447 --> 00:07:45,039
-So what are we looking
for, exactly?
177
00:07:45,039 --> 00:07:46,479
-The librarian's datebook.
178
00:07:46,479 --> 00:07:49,359
i want to know what's so special
about last Thursday.
179
00:07:49,359 --> 00:07:51,439
And what her connection
is to our wrestler.
180
00:07:55,807 --> 00:07:55,807
Hm.
181
00:07:55,807 --> 00:07:57,247
-Huh?
182
00:07:57,247 --> 00:07:58,207
-According to this,
she met with a
183
00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:00,127
Dr.Gray on Thursday morning.
184
00:08:02,959 --> 00:08:04,527
-It says here, he's a shrink.
185
00:08:04,527 --> 00:08:08,847
He treats doctors, generals,
teachers, and even celebrities
186
00:08:09,327 --> 00:08:10,847
like the Birmingham Brawler.
187
00:08:10,847 --> 00:08:11,807
-Bingo!
188
00:08:11,807 --> 00:08:13,279
We have our connection.
189
00:08:13,279 --> 00:08:15,679
-It's time to pay the
good doctor a visit.
190
00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:24,527
-OK, so this is like
the opposite of a
191
00:08:24,527 --> 00:08:26,447
normal place to live.
192
00:08:26,447 --> 00:08:29,967
-Shrinks are so dramatic.
193
00:08:29,967 --> 00:08:35,999
[doorbell ringing]
194
00:08:35,999 --> 00:08:37,439
-Looks like nobody's home.
195
00:08:37,439 --> 00:08:39,359
I say, we let ourselves in.
196
00:08:39,359 --> 00:08:39,839
-Hm?
197
00:08:39,839 --> 00:08:41,487
Hm.
198
00:08:56,319 --> 00:08:58,879
-We may need a gadget
to bust through.
199
00:08:58,879 --> 00:09:00,799
-How about a nice roundhouse
kick, instead?
200
00:09:04,287 --> 00:09:04,767
Ugh!
201
00:09:04,767 --> 00:09:05,727
Whoa!
202
00:09:05,727 --> 00:09:06,767
-Wow!
203
00:09:06,767 --> 00:09:08,207
These boots are
multi-functional.
204
00:09:08,207 --> 00:09:09,647
CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Argh!
205
00:09:14,207 --> 00:09:15,167
-OK.
206
00:09:15,167 --> 00:09:16,847
Let's split up and see what
we find, Use your earring
207
00:09:16,847 --> 00:09:18,287
communicators to
stay in touch.
208
00:09:20,687 --> 00:09:24,479
-Well, besides the criminally
tacky decor, everything looks
209
00:09:24,479 --> 00:09:25,519
pretty normal to me.
210
00:09:25,519 --> 00:09:26,479
-Same here.
211
00:09:26,479 --> 00:09:28,079
How about on your end, Alex?
212
00:09:28,079 --> 00:09:31,039
-Just a stuffy room
filled with books.
213
00:09:31,039 --> 00:09:32,479
Hm?
214
00:09:32,959 --> 00:09:34,847
Come to think of it, that
wrestler would love in here.
215
00:09:37,439 --> 00:09:37,839
[beeping]
216
00:09:37,839 --> 00:09:39,999
-Whoa!
217
00:09:39,999 --> 00:09:40,479
-Alex?
218
00:09:40,959 --> 00:09:42,399
Alex, are you OK?
219
00:09:42,879 --> 00:09:43,167
-She's not answering.
220
00:09:43,599 --> 00:09:45,167
Let's find her.
221
00:09:45,167 --> 00:09:47,166
Whoa!
222
00:09:47,407 --> 00:09:49,119
-Sammy, can you hear me?
223
00:09:49,119 --> 00:09:50,399
Hello?
224
00:09:50,399 --> 00:09:52,319
Oh, this is so not good.
225
00:10:00,479 --> 00:10:03,439
-So, I went over the falls in
the barrel, caught the hoodlum
226
00:10:03,439 --> 00:10:06,719
on his fancy boat, and now
he's shut away for years.
227
00:10:07,199 --> 00:10:07,679
-Oh, my!
228
00:10:07,679 --> 00:10:08,639
What a story.
229
00:10:09,119 --> 00:10:10,047
How thrilling.
230
00:10:10,047 --> 00:10:11,007
[telecom ringing]
231
00:10:11,007 --> 00:10:11,967
-Oh, excuse me , Your Majesty.
232
00:10:12,447 --> 00:10:13,807
I'll be just a moment.
233
00:10:13,807 --> 00:10:15,247
-Hello.
234
00:10:15,247 --> 00:10:17,167
-Jer, it's Clover and I have
a big time problem.
235
00:10:17,647 --> 00:10:19,087
Alex and Sam just disappeared.
236
00:10:19,087 --> 00:10:21,007
I need to help me, ASAP.
237
00:10:21,007 --> 00:10:23,887
-Yes, well, I'm afraid that
might not be possible just
238
00:10:23,887 --> 00:10:24,367
this instance.
239
00:10:24,847 --> 00:10:25,327
-Huh?
240
00:10:25,327 --> 00:10:26,287
Not possible?
241
00:10:26,287 --> 00:10:27,887
Hello!
242
00:10:27,887 --> 00:10:28,847
If you don't get here quick, I
may be the next to vanish.
243
00:10:29,327 --> 00:10:31,119
And then it's goodbye M-Channel,
goodbye Anson, and
244
00:10:31,119 --> 00:10:33,407
goodbye perfect life.
245
00:10:33,407 --> 00:10:33,887
-Uh, ha, ha.
246
00:10:33,887 --> 00:10:35,439
Uh, calm down.
247
00:10:35,439 --> 00:10:38,319
I have you coordinates, I'll
be there as soon as I can.
248
00:10:38,319 --> 00:10:39,759
-Everything all right?
249
00:10:40,239 --> 00:10:40,719
-Oh, yes.
250
00:10:40,719 --> 00:10:42,479
Right as rain.
251
00:10:42,479 --> 00:10:46,638
Say, do you mind pointing me in
the direction of the loo?
252
00:10:46,638 --> 00:10:48,959
[gasp]
253
00:10:48,959 --> 00:10:50,399
-Ah.
254
00:11:18,047 --> 00:11:19,487
-What the--
255
00:11:19,487 --> 00:11:22,367
-Well, desperate times call
for desperate measures.
256
00:11:22,367 --> 00:11:24,399
So what is this place?
257
00:11:24,399 --> 00:11:26,319
-The home of our prime
suspect, Dr. Gray.
258
00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:28,719
He's switching the personalities
of his patients.
259
00:11:28,719 --> 00:11:30,798
We just don't know how or why.
260
00:11:30,798 --> 00:11:31,279
-Hm.
261
00:11:31,279 --> 00:11:33,039
Very interesting.
262
00:11:33,039 --> 00:11:36,159
-If by interesting you mean
gaudy, then ya, I'm with ya.
263
00:11:36,159 --> 00:11:38,559
-Not the decor, Clover.
264
00:11:38,559 --> 00:11:41,439
I'm talking about that.
265
00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:42,399
-What is it?
266
00:11:42,399 --> 00:11:44,607
-A pendant.
267
00:11:44,607 --> 00:11:47,967
The kind used in hypnotherapy.
268
00:11:47,967 --> 00:11:48,927
-It's really heavy.
269
00:11:48,927 --> 00:11:52,878
And not in the cool '60s way.
270
00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:54,319
-Well that's because
it's filled with
271
00:11:54,319 --> 00:11:56,239
some sort of circuitry.
272
00:11:56,239 --> 00:11:57,678
-I wonder what this
button does.
273
00:11:58,159 --> 00:12:01,566
-You'd activate my latest
research tool, the highly
274
00:12:01,566 --> 00:12:02,799
potent and highly
275
00:12:02,799 --> 00:12:06,366
co.
276
00:12:06,366 --> 00:12:07,807
-Dr. Gray, I presume?
277
00:12:07,807 --> 00:12:08,286
[gasp]
278
00:12:08,286 --> 00:12:09,727
-Huh?
279
00:12:09,727 --> 00:12:13,086
-It allows me to alter the
persona of anyone I see fit.
280
00:12:13,086 --> 00:12:17,086
So far I've only used it on
my annoying patients.
281
00:12:17,567 --> 00:12:21,886
But I assume that it works just
as well on intruders.
282
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:23,759
-So, what is your deal?
283
00:12:23,759 --> 00:12:26,159
Why are you messing with
people's personalities?
284
00:12:26,159 --> 00:12:29,039
-Because I'm sick of listening
to them complain.
285
00:12:29,519 --> 00:12:32,879
I figure if they learn to walk
in each others shoes, maybe
286
00:12:32,879 --> 00:12:36,078
they'll see life with a
whole new perspective.
287
00:12:36,078 --> 00:12:39,679
Plus, it's a great
deal of fun.
288
00:12:39,679 --> 00:12:41,119
-OK.
289
00:12:41,119 --> 00:12:43,119
Kind of an extreme approach to
therapy, don't you think?
290
00:12:43,599 --> 00:12:46,319
-Sometimes it's necessary
to be extreme.
291
00:12:46,799 --> 00:12:51,119
In fact, since my experiment is
going so well, I'm planning
292
00:12:51,119 --> 00:12:54,526
on going global, starting
with the President
293
00:12:54,526 --> 00:12:55,486
of the United States.
294
00:12:55,967 --> 00:13:00,367
I think he could learn a
lot from a rodeo clown.
295
00:13:00,367 --> 00:13:02,767
-You'll never get
away with it.
296
00:13:02,767 --> 00:13:04,847
-We'll see about that.
297
00:13:04,847 --> 00:13:06,527
Get rid of them!
298
00:13:06,527 --> 00:13:08,527
-Huh?
299
00:13:08,527 --> 00:13:09,726
Huh?
300
00:13:09,726 --> 00:13:11,167
Ugh!
301
00:13:15,438 --> 00:13:17,327
-Ooh!
302
00:13:17,327 --> 00:13:18,767
-Nice moves, Jer.
303
00:13:18,767 --> 00:13:22,127
-Your moves are quite
skillful, as well.
304
00:13:22,127 --> 00:13:26,687
-Fine, then, I guess I'll just
have to dispose of you myself.
305
00:13:26,687 --> 00:13:27,759
[zap]
306
00:13:27,759 --> 00:13:29,567
[screams]
307
00:13:42,478 --> 00:13:43,727
-Ugh.
308
00:13:43,727 --> 00:13:46,127
-About time you got here.
309
00:13:46,607 --> 00:13:50,367
-Give us a break, we've like,
been totally busy.
310
00:13:50,367 --> 00:13:53,007
-Indeed, we've been
quite preoccupied.
311
00:13:53,279 --> 00:13:53,998
[gasps]
312
00:13:53,998 --> 00:13:55,918
-Oh, good heavens.
313
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,838
-No freakin' way!
314
00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:58,319
Huh?
315
00:13:58,798 --> 00:13:59,758
-OK.
316
00:13:59,758 --> 00:14:00,718
This is the weirdest
moment ever.
317
00:14:00,718 --> 00:14:01,199
-Yeah.
318
00:14:01,678 --> 00:14:02,879
What happened to you guys?
319
00:14:03,359 --> 00:14:06,719
-I gave them a little
attitude adjustment.
320
00:14:06,719 --> 00:14:07,679
[gasp]
321
00:14:08,159 --> 00:14:09,406
-I so can't believe
the nerve of you.
322
00:14:09,406 --> 00:14:11,807
I mean, talk about
a major loser!
323
00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:14,687
-Jerry, please, that kind of
talk isn't going to alter our
324
00:14:15,087 --> 00:14:15,966
present predicament.
325
00:14:15,966 --> 00:14:18,846
-Speaking of predicaments,
things are about
326
00:14:18,846 --> 00:14:20,287
to get a lot worse.
327
00:14:25,278 --> 00:14:26,047
-Oh, my.
328
00:14:26,526 --> 00:14:28,446
-That's only the half of it.
329
00:14:28,446 --> 00:14:31,326
In a matter of moments,
your cells will be
330
00:14:31,326 --> 00:14:32,559
teeming with rats.
331
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:35,919
They've been starved for days.
332
00:14:35,919 --> 00:14:38,319
Enjoy the psychological
torture.
333
00:14:40,878 --> 00:14:42,687
-Huh?
334
00:14:42,687 --> 00:14:43,167
OK, ew!
335
00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:45,087
Gag me with a spork.
336
00:14:45,087 --> 00:14:47,007
This is seriously grodie.
337
00:14:47,007 --> 00:14:49,439
-Unhand me you vile creatures.
338
00:14:49,439 --> 00:14:50,799
Mercy, this is repugnant.
339
00:14:50,799 --> 00:14:53,199
-I don't know which is scarier,
the rats, or those
340
00:14:53,199 --> 00:14:54,878
two switching personalities?
341
00:14:55,359 --> 00:14:56,639
-Me neither.
342
00:14:56,927 --> 00:14:58,366
-Clover, the laser lipstick.
343
00:14:58,366 --> 00:14:59,807
It's in your pocket.
344
00:14:59,807 --> 00:15:00,286
-Ugh!
345
00:15:00,286 --> 00:15:01,246
Ugh!
346
00:15:01,727 --> 00:15:04,047
Brilliant thinking, Samantha.
347
00:15:04,047 --> 00:15:05,199
-Ha!
348
00:15:08,799 --> 00:15:10,046
Uh, ha, ha.
349
00:15:15,967 --> 00:15:16,927
Awesome!
350
00:15:16,927 --> 00:15:18,159
Now it's your turn,
girlfriends.
351
00:15:18,159 --> 00:15:19,359
Ha, ha.
352
00:15:26,079 --> 00:15:29,199
Thanks, Clover, uh,
I mean, Jerry.
353
00:15:29,199 --> 00:15:30,398
-Oh you're quite welcome.
354
00:15:30,687 --> 00:15:32,287
-No prob!
355
00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:33,247
-OK.
356
00:15:33,726 --> 00:15:35,167
I can't stand another
second of this.
357
00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:37,087
We have to find that demented
doctor and switch
358
00:15:37,087 --> 00:15:38,399
you back, right now.
359
00:15:38,399 --> 00:15:38,879
[telecom ringing]
360
00:15:38,879 --> 00:15:40,319
-Huh?
361
00:15:40,319 --> 00:15:41,279
Oh, for the love of Pete,
who could be phoning
362
00:15:41,759 --> 00:15:43,038
at a time like this?
363
00:15:43,038 --> 00:15:43,886
Yes, hello.
364
00:15:43,886 --> 00:15:44,846
Ah!
365
00:15:44,846 --> 00:15:45,327
Delightful.
366
00:15:45,806 --> 00:15:46,766
I absolutely will.
367
00:15:46,766 --> 00:15:47,678
See you then.
368
00:15:47,678 --> 00:15:50,079
Ah, it seems I got that
Anson Carter gig.
369
00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:53,919
They've request my presence in
Los Angeles, immediately.
370
00:15:53,919 --> 00:15:56,799
-But what about your
situation?
371
00:15:56,799 --> 00:15:58,719
You know, the fact that you're
acting like a 50-something
372
00:15:58,719 --> 00:16:00,158
English guy?
373
00:16:00,158 --> 00:16:03,038
-Ta, she'll just have to deal,
because right now the three of
374
00:16:03,038 --> 00:16:04,558
us need to jet to DC
before the pres
375
00:16:04,558 --> 00:16:07,438
becomes a rodeo clown.
376
00:16:07,438 --> 00:16:09,279
[telecom ringing]
377
00:16:09,279 --> 00:16:10,718
-Jer here.
378
00:16:10,718 --> 00:16:11,199
Oh, no!
379
00:16:11,678 --> 00:16:13,598
I like totally forgot.
380
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:14,399
I'll be there in a jiff.
381
00:16:14,718 --> 00:16:15,199
Later.
382
00:16:15,199 --> 00:16:16,159
Someone from the palace.
383
00:16:16,159 --> 00:16:18,367
It's knighting time!
384
00:16:18,846 --> 00:16:21,167
-I guess that just leaves
me and you.
385
00:16:21,167 --> 00:16:22,127
-Huh?
386
00:16:27,646 --> 00:16:29,759
-We have to talk to the
President, right away.
387
00:16:29,759 --> 00:16:32,846
-It's a matter of national
security.
388
00:16:32,846 --> 00:16:33,806
-Hm?
389
00:16:35,407 --> 00:16:37,327
-Sorry to barge in
on you like this,
390
00:16:37,327 --> 00:16:38,766
sir, but it's an emergency.
391
00:16:38,766 --> 00:16:40,686
-Yeah, an evil shrink's
about to turn you
392
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,319
into a rodeo clown.
393
00:16:42,319 --> 00:16:45,678
-Did you say a rodeo clown?
394
00:16:45,678 --> 00:16:47,966
Well, this is just plum crazy.
395
00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:51,327
-Trust me, crazy doesn't even
begin to describe this guy.
396
00:16:51,327 --> 00:16:52,766
-Good evening, Mr. President.
397
00:16:56,127 --> 00:16:59,486
It's time for your counseling
session.
398
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:02,766
-What in Old Glory's
name are those?
399
00:17:02,766 --> 00:17:05,567
-The shoes you'll soon
be walking in.
400
00:17:06,046 --> 00:17:06,527
-See what I mean?
401
00:17:06,527 --> 00:17:09,086
He's way loony.
402
00:17:09,567 --> 00:17:10,046
-That's right.
403
00:17:10,527 --> 00:17:14,159
And now we're here to
kick your butt!
404
00:17:14,478 --> 00:17:25,198
[grunts]
405
00:17:25,198 --> 00:17:28,559
-I forgot to mention that
I switched my faithful
406
00:17:28,559 --> 00:17:32,399
assistants with some Karate
black belts on the way here.
407
00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:36,718
So my butt kicking probably
is not going to happen.
408
00:17:37,199 --> 00:17:41,039
Now let's get what we
came for, boys.
409
00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:43,438
-Now what do we do, Sammy?
410
00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:45,358
-The only thing we can
do, Alex, bring
411
00:17:45,358 --> 00:17:46,399
out the heavy artillery.
412
00:17:48,879 --> 00:17:50,958
We're not done with you yet!
413
00:17:50,958 --> 00:17:52,319
-You've got to be joking!
414
00:17:52,319 --> 00:17:56,318
-When it comes to saving the
world, we don't joke, doc.
415
00:17:59,358 --> 00:18:01,326
[grunts]
416
00:18:01,326 --> 00:18:03,438
-Sweet dreams.
417
00:18:03,438 --> 00:18:04,287
-Ay, ooh.
418
00:18:04,287 --> 00:18:04,766
Ooh.
419
00:18:04,766 --> 00:18:06,047
-Huh?
420
00:18:06,047 --> 00:18:07,486
-Awesome work, Sammy.
421
00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:10,559
Now let's put the stink
to the shrink.
422
00:18:10,559 --> 00:18:12,958
-I have other plans
for him, Alex.
423
00:18:16,446 --> 00:18:17,886
-Hey, I'm really psyched
you're here, Clover.
424
00:18:18,287 --> 00:18:19,166
Your tape was a killer.
425
00:18:19,647 --> 00:18:22,846
-Well, I'm tickled pink to
be here, Anson, truly.
426
00:18:22,846 --> 00:18:25,726
-Well, tickled pink, OK,
interesting lingo.
427
00:18:25,726 --> 00:18:28,926
So are you ready to place
videos guest VJ?
428
00:18:28,926 --> 00:18:31,326
-Indubitably.
429
00:18:31,326 --> 00:18:31,806
Ugh!
430
00:18:32,286 --> 00:18:33,918
What's this awful din?
431
00:18:33,918 --> 00:18:36,046
-Ha, ha, excuse me?
432
00:18:36,046 --> 00:18:37,006
-This video.
433
00:18:37,006 --> 00:18:39,438
Don't tell me kids actually
like this rubbish?
434
00:18:39,438 --> 00:18:42,318
-This rubbish is Fried Garbage,
and they're number
435
00:18:42,766 --> 00:18:43,647
one of the charts.
436
00:18:43,647 --> 00:18:47,279
-Well, I must say their name
is quite appropriate.
437
00:18:47,279 --> 00:18:48,239
-Ah, ha.
438
00:18:48,718 --> 00:18:51,279
Well is there anything you
do like, Miss Cranky?
439
00:18:51,279 --> 00:18:54,638
-As far as I'm concerned, the
only music worth its salt is
440
00:18:54,638 --> 00:18:56,079
the classical variety--
441
00:18:56,558 --> 00:18:58,478
Brahms, Mozart, Bach.
442
00:18:58,478 --> 00:18:59,438
I bet your audience
would appreciate
443
00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:01,279
it as welcomed relief.
444
00:19:01,758 --> 00:19:04,559
-Yeah, well, maybe we'll try
it, in another lifetime.
445
00:19:05,006 --> 00:19:05,486
Meanwhile--
446
00:19:05,486 --> 00:19:06,926
-Oh, bother.
447
00:19:18,559 --> 00:19:24,126
-Hey, Your Majesty, ugh, ah,
like, I'm totally sorry I'm
448
00:19:24,126 --> 00:19:25,086
late.
449
00:19:25,086 --> 00:19:26,558
-That's quite all
right, Jerry.
450
00:19:27,039 --> 00:19:29,438
-So, like, thanks again for
inviting me to hang, and your
451
00:19:29,438 --> 00:19:30,398
killer digs.
452
00:19:30,398 --> 00:19:32,159
I'm royally blown away!
453
00:19:32,159 --> 00:19:34,958
-It's so--
454
00:19:35,439 --> 00:19:35,918
our pleasure.
455
00:19:36,399 --> 00:19:37,838
-Well, thanks to both
of you, then.
456
00:19:37,838 --> 00:19:39,758
And major props on deciding
to make me a knight.
457
00:19:39,758 --> 00:19:42,159
It's, like, such the
unexpected treat.
458
00:19:42,159 --> 00:19:44,366
Even better than a shoes
sale at the mall.
459
00:19:44,846 --> 00:19:47,246
-Are you're feeling
OK, Mr.Lewis?
460
00:19:47,246 --> 00:19:48,206
-OK?
461
00:19:48,206 --> 00:19:50,126
I'm downright stoked, Queenie.
462
00:19:50,126 --> 00:19:53,758
Now let's get this
party started.
463
00:19:53,758 --> 00:19:56,366
[moans]
464
00:19:56,366 --> 00:19:57,326
-Oopsy.
465
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:03,518
-You'll never get
away with this.
466
00:20:03,518 --> 00:20:04,478
-Want to bet?
467
00:20:04,478 --> 00:20:05,918
-I guess we'd better
go help the others.
468
00:20:05,918 --> 00:20:07,358
-Good idea.
469
00:20:07,358 --> 00:20:11,086
And in the meantime, my men will
take care of this clown.
470
00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:13,118
[snap]
471
00:20:13,406 --> 00:20:16,958
[gasp]
472
00:20:16,958 --> 00:20:18,398
-Huh?
473
00:20:24,047 --> 00:20:27,406
-So I wonder how Clover
and Jerry made out?
474
00:20:27,406 --> 00:20:29,807
-Hm.
475
00:20:30,286 --> 00:20:33,166
-As far as I'm concerned, the
only music worth its salt is
476
00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:34,926
the classical variety--
477
00:20:35,198 --> 00:20:36,158
Brahms, Mozart, Bach.
478
00:20:36,158 --> 00:20:38,558
I can't those words actually
came out of my mouth.
479
00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:40,767
It's so embarrassing.
480
00:20:40,767 --> 00:20:43,647
-What is embarrassing is my
behavior at the palace.
481
00:20:43,647 --> 00:20:47,006
Not only does the Queen now
despise me, but my chances of
482
00:20:47,006 --> 00:20:49,118
ever becoming a knight
are utterly nil.
483
00:20:49,118 --> 00:20:51,038
-Aw, that's too bad, Jer.
484
00:20:51,038 --> 00:20:51,518
[telecom ringing]
485
00:20:51,518 --> 00:20:52,926
-Huh?
486
00:20:52,926 --> 00:20:54,207
Hello.
487
00:20:54,526 --> 00:20:56,446
Yeah, that's me.
488
00:20:56,446 --> 00:20:57,886
No way!
489
00:20:57,886 --> 00:20:58,846
Yeah, totally!
490
00:20:59,326 --> 00:20:59,806
OK.
491
00:20:59,806 --> 00:21:00,766
Bye.
492
00:21:00,766 --> 00:21:02,206
You're so not going
to believe this.
493
00:21:02,206 --> 00:21:05,566
Anson, the love of my life has
never gotten as many calls
494
00:21:06,046 --> 00:21:07,006
about a guest VJ.
495
00:21:07,006 --> 00:21:08,926
Everyone loves the
cranky girl!
496
00:21:08,926 --> 00:21:09,886
They want me back.
497
00:21:09,886 --> 00:21:11,006
-Awesome!
498
00:21:11,006 --> 00:21:13,038
-You can thank me any time.
499
00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:15,918
-Uh, no, I don't need to thank
you, Jer, I need to switch
500
00:21:16,398 --> 00:21:17,358
personalities with you.
501
00:21:17,358 --> 00:21:19,038
Where's that behavioral
adjuster thingy?
502
00:21:19,038 --> 00:21:19,519
-Oh, no.
503
00:21:19,519 --> 00:21:19,998
No.
504
00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:20,958
Not in a million years.
505
00:21:20,958 --> 00:21:21,918
-Come on, Jer!
506
00:21:22,206 --> 00:21:22,959
-I said no!
507
00:21:22,959 --> 00:21:25,839
-But, Jer, this is important.
508
00:21:25,839 --> 00:21:26,958
Please?
509
00:21:29,327 --> 00:21:29,806
[beep beep]
510
00:21:29,806 --> 00:21:31,247
[giggling]
34093
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
