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[music playing]
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THEME SONG: Here we go again,
on the road till we stop.
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And then we'll shop.
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So one, two, three, now,
baby, here we go.
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Here we go, here we go, on a
mission undercover and we're
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in control.
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Here we go, here we go.
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"Totally Spies," get
on with the show.
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Here we go, here we
go, here we go.
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[computer chirps]
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[running footsteps]
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[screech from offscreen]
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-Can anyone hear me?
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[radio squawks]
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-This is Wade Ridgley.
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I'm a reporter.
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My crew and I have
been attacked.
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We-- oh no.
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[trees creaking]
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[chittering screech]
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-Please, anyone!
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There's something
in the forest!
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It's all around!
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Aaauuuughhhh!
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Aaaaghhhh!
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Aaaagghhhhh!
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-Aaaahhhhhh!
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Noooooooo!
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[gasp]
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[computer chirps]
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-Nice landing, David.
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-Wow, David.
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That was pretty brave, risking
your life on such a realistic
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fake mountain.
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-Yeah, we'll see how I do in the
real thing this weekend.
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It's gonna be way
more extreme.
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-Hel-loooo.
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Drool much?
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-So you're going climbing
this weekend, huh?
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Can I tag along?
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-Uh, I don't think so.
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It's gonna be pretty rough.
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-Not if you're there
to protect me.
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-No offense, but I think
you're a little high
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maintenance for the type of
extreme sports I'm into.
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-Ouch.
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That's gonna leave a mark.
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-High maintenance?
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Excuse me!
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Have you ever been
bargain hunting?
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As far as sports go, it's
totally extreme.
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-Sorry, Clover.
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See you later, girls.
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-Grrr.
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Well, would I make a difference
if I told you I was
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an international sp--
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-Clover!
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-I can't believe you were going
to tell him who you
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really are.
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-Oh, who cares?
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What fun is it being a spy
if we can't tell anyone?
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Where's the payoff?
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We should at least get, like,
free facials or something.
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-The payoff is keeping the
world safe, Clover.
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And you know telling
David could put
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him in serious danger.
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-I know.
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I just want a hottie
to call my own.
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If there was only some way.
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Huh?
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Stop everything.
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Idea forming!
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-Clover, you don't
know the first
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thing about rock climbing.
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-Puh-lease.
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I was like the queen of my
step aerobics class.
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How do I look?
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-Like you're about to be
shot out of a cannon.
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-Chances are we won't even
get to the rock climbing.
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David will take one look at me
in this outfit and say--
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[girls gasp]
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[girls scream]
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-Is no place safe from a WOOHP
tunnel these days?
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[girls scream]
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[thud]
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-Sorry to pull you away from
your shopping, girls, but I'm
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afraid it's a matter
of great--
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oh, Clover.
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What on Earth are you wearing?
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You look like a pink
crash test dummy.
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-It's--
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oh, forget it.
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Let's just get to the mission.
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-Right.
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Two days ago, a Canadian news
team disappeared while
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investigating a remote mountain
region in Western
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Canada near Saskatchewan.
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-Sa-scratch-a-what?
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-Saskatchewan.
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It's a place.
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Like the mall?
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-[giggles]
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-Yes.
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Over the last year, 25 local
farmers and loggers have
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vanished from these mountains.
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The reporters were there
looking for answers.
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-Any clues?
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-Only this distress call we
picked up on a WOOHP satellite
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from one of the reporters,
Wade Ridgley.
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WADE RIDGLEY (ON RECORDING):
Please, anyone!
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There's something
in the forest.
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It's all around!
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Auuuuugghhhhh!
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-OK, scary.
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-Yes.
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Something in those mountains
could pose a
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threat to world safety.
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WOOHP wants you spies to go
undercover as campers to find
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out what it is.
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-Campers?
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Like in pitching tents and
stalking our own kill?
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Can't you put us up in
a nice resort nearby?
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-Hm.
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Let me think about that.
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No.
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Now let's get a look
at your gadgets.
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Mostly standard issue.
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There's your Heat Sensor 6000
Infrared Motion Detector
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Sunglasses, jetpack backpack,
parachutes, and something new
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I think you girls will enjoy.
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Boomerang Buzzsaw Barrettes.
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They come in three
styles-- panda,
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furry kitty, and unicorn.
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Remember, this is a dangerous
mission, girls.
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Be careful.
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-Don't worry, Jer.
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We can totally handle
the wilderness.
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It's all about teamwork.
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GIRLS (IN UNISON):
I call the panda!
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-Gimme that!
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-No, no!
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I want that one!
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[girls yell and argue]
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[computer chirps]
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[hiss]
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[handheld beeps]
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-According to the coordinates
Jerry gave us, we're right
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around where the reporters
disappeared.
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I say we set up camp here and
start looking for clues.
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-Sounds like a plan.
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Where' Clover?
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(CALLING) Clover?
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-OK, I don't know who designed
this forest,
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but it needs an escalator.
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And could the woods
be any dirtier?
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-Don't worry, Clover.
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We brought plenty of
water to wash up.
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Right, Alex?
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-I--
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I thought you brought
the water.
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-Me?
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No.
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I'm the guide.
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The guide never brings
the water.
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ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Who
came up with that
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rule, the camping fairy?
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Well, why couldn't
Clover bring it?
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She brought everything else.
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CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): And more.
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SAM (OFFSCREEN): OK, stop.
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We'll find water tomorrow.
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It's no big deal.
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Let's just set up camp
and get a fire going
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before it gets cold.
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Who's got the matches?
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(SHIVERING) Anyone
got two stones?
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We could bang them together and
the sparks'd make fire.
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-I've got a pair of clogs.
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-Hey, I found some packages
of hot chocolate.
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-(SOBBING) I want to go home!
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ALEX (OFFSCREEN):
Well, we can't.
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We've got a mission.
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Look at it this way, Clover.
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What better way to prove to
David you're not high
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maintenance than by surviving
out here?
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-Oh, you're right!
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This is total proof.
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-What are you doing?
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-I'm gonna call him.
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-Hello?
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-David, hi, it's Clover.
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I just called to tell
you I'm totally
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camping in the mountains.
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And freezing to death,
I might add.
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Pretty extreme, huh?
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-Uh, Clover?
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I'm a little busy, and I
don't want to cramp up.
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-I knew you'd think so.
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So what do you say?
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Can I come along on your
climb this weekend
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if I'm still alive?
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-Sure.
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Whatever.
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Aaahhhh!
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-Score!
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You know, I think this whole
outdoor thing is starting to
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grow on me.
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Uh, where's the nearest plug?
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[hissing screech]
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-What was that?
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-Get your sunglasses.
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[infrared glasses beeping]
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-Maybe it was the wind?
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-Um, that doesn't sound
like the wind.
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-According to the glasses,
there's nothing out there.
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[hissing screech]
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[girls scream]
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CLOVER (OFFSCREEN):
What is that?
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SAM (OFFSCREEN): Everyone
just stay calm.
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Maybe it'll go away.
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[hissing screech]
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[girls scream]
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-We gotta get out
of this tent!
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Clover, Alex, grab on to me!
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[girls scream]
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[owl hoots]
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SAM (OFFSCREEN): What could
have done this?
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-Maybe we trespassed
on the home of a
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grumpy bunch of squirrels.
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-Or maybe the clean mountain
air is tweaking your brain.
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What the--
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hey, I think I found
something.
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-Weren't those missing
reporters with WQTV?
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SAM (OFFSCREEN): They must have
crashed trying to get
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away from something.
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Maybe the same something
that attacked us.
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MALE SPEAKER (ON VIDEO):
Get us out of here!
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PILOT (ON VIDEO): There's
something holding us down.
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It's all around us!
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-Viewfinder's smashed.
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I might know a way around
it, though.
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Let's get somewhere safe.
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All right, I've routed the
camera's playback into my
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com-powder.
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Keep your fingers crossed.
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REPORTER (ON VIDEO):
Get us out of here!
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PILOT (ON VIDEO): There's
something holding us down.
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It's all around us!
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WADE RIDGLEY (ON RECORDING):
Can anyone hear me?
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This is Wade Ridgley.
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-That's the reporter Jerry
was talking about.
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-Newsflash!
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Hottie.
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Recognize the path he's on?
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It's right in front of us.
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-Check it out.
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Footprints.
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SAM (OFFSCREEN): Huh.
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No other tracks leading away.
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The only other place he could
have gone would be--
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[foliage rustling]
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[gasp]
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-What is that?
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-I think it's a pinata.
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-It's a cocoon.
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-Don't poke it.
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00:10:21,599 --> 00:10:23,839
What if some face-hugging thingy
leaps out and eats your
268
00:10:23,839 --> 00:10:25,279
brain?
269
00:10:25,279 --> 00:10:27,438
-I'm just gonna knock it down
so we can get a closer look.
270
00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:32,767
GIRLS: Ew!
271
00:10:34,479 --> 00:10:36,879
-So that's what's going
on in this forest.
272
00:10:36,879 --> 00:10:39,279
Someone's growing men in pods.
273
00:10:39,279 --> 00:10:40,239
Hm.
274
00:10:40,239 --> 00:10:42,159
Not a bad idea, really.
275
00:10:42,159 --> 00:10:42,879
-Wait!
276
00:10:42,879 --> 00:10:43,758
It's Wade Ridgley.
277
00:10:47,087 --> 00:10:48,047
-Oh!
278
00:10:51,839 --> 00:10:53,279
What happened?
279
00:10:53,279 --> 00:10:54,719
Where am I?
280
00:10:54,719 --> 00:10:56,319
-You and your crew
were attacked.
281
00:10:56,319 --> 00:10:57,567
You're safe now.
282
00:10:57,567 --> 00:10:59,359
Who did this to you?
283
00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:00,159
WADE RIDGLEY (OFFSCREEN):
I don't know.
284
00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:01,599
But they were everywhere.
285
00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:03,759
And there was this sound.
286
00:11:06,479 --> 00:11:09,247
-Clover, help me get him up.
287
00:11:09,247 --> 00:11:12,687
[rustling]
288
00:11:12,687 --> 00:11:13,166
ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Aaahh!
289
00:11:13,647 --> 00:11:14,607
-Huh?
290
00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:17,199
Wait, did you hear something?
291
00:11:17,199 --> 00:11:19,439
ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Mmm, mmm!
292
00:11:19,439 --> 00:11:20,879
-Where's Alex?
293
00:11:20,879 --> 00:11:21,839
(CALLING) Alex!
294
00:11:21,839 --> 00:11:22,799
[screech]
295
00:11:22,799 --> 00:11:23,759
-That's the sound!
296
00:11:24,239 --> 00:11:26,799
That's the sound it makes
when it comes for you!
297
00:11:26,799 --> 00:11:27,887
-When what comes?
298
00:11:27,887 --> 00:11:29,327
[hissing]
299
00:11:29,327 --> 00:11:31,999
CLOVER (OFFSCREEN):
Oh my gosh, look!
300
00:11:31,999 --> 00:11:32,959
-It's the forest.
301
00:11:33,439 --> 00:11:34,607
It's alive!
302
00:11:34,607 --> 00:11:39,519
[hissing and screeching]
303
00:11:39,519 --> 00:11:41,247
-We've got to get out of here.
304
00:11:41,247 --> 00:11:42,207
-No, Alex!
305
00:11:42,207 --> 00:11:43,567
We have to find-- aaahhh!
306
00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:51,327
I can't believe we left Alex!
307
00:11:51,327 --> 00:11:53,247
-We'll find her, Clover.
308
00:11:53,247 --> 00:11:54,639
Don't worry.
309
00:11:54,639 --> 00:11:56,239
-There's something up ahead.
310
00:12:00,879 --> 00:12:03,759
-Um, maybe I've seen too many
horror movies, but an
311
00:12:03,759 --> 00:12:06,479
abandoned farmhouse is
usually a bad thing.
312
00:12:06,479 --> 00:12:07,439
[screech]
313
00:12:07,439 --> 00:12:10,927
-I don't think we
have a choice.
314
00:12:11,407 --> 00:12:12,367
-Unh!
315
00:12:20,527 --> 00:12:21,967
You girls have a radio
or something so we
316
00:12:21,967 --> 00:12:23,519
could call for help?
317
00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:28,639
-Sam, how is the mission?
318
00:12:28,639 --> 00:12:29,599
-Jerry!
319
00:12:29,599 --> 00:12:30,559
We're in trouble.
320
00:12:30,559 --> 00:12:31,999
It's the forest that's been
abducting people.
321
00:12:31,999 --> 00:12:33,599
You've got to get
us out of here.
322
00:12:33,599 --> 00:12:34,559
-Yes, yes, of course.
323
00:12:34,559 --> 00:12:35,199
I'll send a jet immediately.
324
00:12:35,567 --> 00:12:35,967
It may take some time.
325
00:12:36,447 --> 00:12:37,998
[girls scream]
326
00:12:38,319 --> 00:12:39,279
-We don't have time!
327
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:40,526
Hurry!
328
00:12:40,878 --> 00:12:41,647
WADE RIDGLEY (OFFSCREEN):
Seal the windows.
329
00:12:41,647 --> 00:12:44,239
We can't let them in!
330
00:12:44,239 --> 00:12:45,807
-Bedtime reading.
331
00:12:51,359 --> 00:12:55,199
Sorry, but my stylist Herbert
gets jealous when anybody else
332
00:12:55,679 --> 00:12:57,919
touches my hair.
333
00:12:57,919 --> 00:12:58,639
Aaahh!
334
00:12:59,118 --> 00:12:59,439
Oh!
335
00:12:59,439 --> 00:13:00,239
Oh no!
336
00:13:00,239 --> 00:13:01,439
Help!
337
00:13:05,167 --> 00:13:07,039
-Hey, they're afraid of fire.
338
00:13:07,039 --> 00:13:10,559
I think we can beat them.
339
00:13:10,559 --> 00:13:11,999
Or maybe not.
340
00:13:11,999 --> 00:13:13,199
-What now?
341
00:13:13,199 --> 00:13:14,126
WADE RIDGLEY (ON RECORDING):
Basement!
342
00:13:21,087 --> 00:13:22,047
-What is all this?
343
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,247
-WOW, how cute.
344
00:13:29,247 --> 00:13:30,207
It's a little Christmas tree.
345
00:13:30,207 --> 00:13:32,447
I wonder why it's
behind glass.
346
00:13:32,447 --> 00:13:32,926
[hiss]
347
00:13:32,926 --> 00:13:33,407
-Aaaaghhh!
348
00:13:33,407 --> 00:13:34,367
-That sound.
349
00:13:34,367 --> 00:13:35,919
It's coming from the trees.
350
00:13:35,919 --> 00:13:36,319
-Yes.
351
00:13:36,319 --> 00:13:37,678
-Wha?
352
00:13:37,678 --> 00:13:39,679
-They're communicating
with each other.
353
00:13:39,679 --> 00:13:41,566
If I'm not mistaken,
they're hungry.
354
00:13:41,566 --> 00:13:43,967
Welcome to my living forest.
355
00:13:43,967 --> 00:13:46,366
My name is Professor
Rasputin Zero.
356
00:13:46,366 --> 00:13:47,326
-Zero?
357
00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:48,286
The conservationist?
358
00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:49,246
Hey, when we were investigating
the
359
00:13:49,727 --> 00:13:51,518
disappearances, we came
across that name.
360
00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:54,606
You were fighting to preserve
this forest.
361
00:13:54,927 --> 00:13:55,887
-I still am.
362
00:13:55,887 --> 00:13:58,767
-By turning it into bloodthirsty
Christmas trees?
363
00:13:58,767 --> 00:14:00,447
What's up with that, Scrooge?
364
00:14:00,447 --> 00:14:03,807
-I merely gave the trees the
ability to fight back with a
365
00:14:03,807 --> 00:14:06,126
bit of genetic engineering.
366
00:14:06,126 --> 00:14:08,367
The farmers and loggers of
this region have been
367
00:14:08,367 --> 00:14:11,967
destroying the forest for years,
and I thought it was
368
00:14:11,967 --> 00:14:13,887
time for a little payback.
369
00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:17,407
A little human snack to enjoy.
370
00:14:17,407 --> 00:14:19,327
-So that's why Wade was
in that cocoon.
371
00:14:19,327 --> 00:14:21,886
The trees were feeding
off him.
372
00:14:21,886 --> 00:14:22,846
-Yes.
373
00:14:23,327 --> 00:14:25,678
The human life force gives the
forest its strength and
374
00:14:25,678 --> 00:14:27,246
intelligence.
375
00:14:27,246 --> 00:14:30,126
-Listen, Freak Show, thanks
for the trip down Psycho
376
00:14:30,126 --> 00:14:33,167
Gardener Lane, but your trees
made a mistake when they
377
00:14:33,167 --> 00:14:34,127
grabbed our friend.
378
00:14:34,127 --> 00:14:36,927
We went Alex and the
others back.
379
00:14:36,927 --> 00:14:37,887
-[chuckles]
380
00:14:37,887 --> 00:14:39,327
I don't think so.
381
00:14:39,327 --> 00:14:44,559
[hissing]
382
00:14:44,878 --> 00:14:52,239
[all shouting]
383
00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:53,679
-They're cocooning us!
384
00:14:54,159 --> 00:14:55,278
RASPUTIN ZERO (OFFSCREEN): I
hope you're comfortable.
385
00:14:55,759 --> 00:14:58,639
It takes several days
to be digested.
386
00:14:58,639 --> 00:15:02,479
You'll forgive me for not
staying to watch, but I have a
387
00:15:02,479 --> 00:15:04,478
forest to attend to.
388
00:15:04,478 --> 00:15:05,438
-It's useless!
389
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,358
The roots are too strong!
390
00:15:07,358 --> 00:15:08,799
-Great!
391
00:15:08,799 --> 00:15:10,719
Supposed to have a date with
David, but instead I'm gonna
392
00:15:10,719 --> 00:15:12,079
be turned into fertilizer?
393
00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:13,518
WADE RIDGLEY (ON RECORDING): If
there was only some way we
394
00:15:13,518 --> 00:15:15,438
could crack these pods open.
395
00:15:15,438 --> 00:15:16,398
SAM (OFFSCREEN): Clover!
396
00:15:16,879 --> 00:15:18,799
Your boomerang Buzzsaw
barrette.
397
00:15:18,799 --> 00:15:21,198
If you could throw it with your
free hand, it might knock
398
00:15:21,198 --> 00:15:22,318
a cocoon down.
399
00:15:22,318 --> 00:15:25,007
[BARRETTE WHISTLES
THROUGH AIR]
400
00:15:25,439 --> 00:15:26,399
[BARRETTE WHISTLES
THROUGH AIR]
401
00:15:26,399 --> 00:15:28,319
-Maybe I'll make that
date after all.
402
00:15:28,319 --> 00:15:29,759
SAM (OFFSCREEN): Hel-loooo!
403
00:15:29,759 --> 00:15:31,199
Will you forget about your
date and get us down?
404
00:15:35,039 --> 00:15:36,479
RASPUTIN ZERO (OFFSCREEN):
I've done it.
405
00:15:36,479 --> 00:15:39,598
No one can harm my forest now.
406
00:15:39,598 --> 00:15:41,039
Mmm.
407
00:15:41,039 --> 00:15:43,567
[hissing screech]
408
00:15:46,127 --> 00:15:47,678
RASPUTIN ZERO (OFFSCREEN):
Something's wrong!
409
00:15:47,678 --> 00:15:50,847
I altered the forest to protect
itself, not to attack
410
00:15:50,847 --> 00:15:51,966
innocent people.
411
00:15:52,238 --> 00:15:53,007
Mm?
412
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:54,927
You can't do this!
413
00:15:54,927 --> 00:15:56,847
I created you!
414
00:15:56,847 --> 00:15:58,286
Aaaghh!
415
00:15:58,286 --> 00:15:59,246
Nooooooooo!
416
00:16:05,406 --> 00:16:06,847
-The fire's working.
417
00:16:06,847 --> 00:16:07,886
RASPUTIN ZERO (OFFSCREEN):
Aauughhh!
418
00:16:07,886 --> 00:16:09,806
Hellllp!
419
00:16:10,287 --> 00:16:11,726
Let go!
420
00:16:11,726 --> 00:16:12,398
Someone!
421
00:16:12,398 --> 00:16:14,318
Can anyone hear me?
422
00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:16,478
CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Oh,
we can hear you.
423
00:16:18,958 --> 00:16:21,119
Doesn't mean we're going
to help you.
424
00:16:21,119 --> 00:16:22,079
RASPUTIN ZERO (OFFSCREEN):
Please!
425
00:16:22,079 --> 00:16:23,999
These roots are very tight.
426
00:16:23,999 --> 00:16:25,599
I chafe easily.
427
00:16:25,599 --> 00:16:27,598
-Where's our friend?
428
00:16:27,598 --> 00:16:29,599
-I'm not exactly--
429
00:16:29,599 --> 00:16:31,119
-Now, Pod Boy!
430
00:16:31,119 --> 00:16:34,318
-There's a tree in the
middle of the forest.
431
00:16:34,318 --> 00:16:35,166
The queen.
432
00:16:35,166 --> 00:16:37,086
It controls all the others.
433
00:16:37,086 --> 00:16:38,527
You'll find your friend there.
434
00:16:38,527 --> 00:16:40,286
[screech]
435
00:16:40,286 --> 00:16:41,246
-Go!
436
00:16:41,246 --> 00:16:42,206
Find your friend.
437
00:16:42,687 --> 00:16:44,207
I'll get Zero down and try
to keep these roots back.
438
00:16:44,686 --> 00:16:46,127
-Wade, that is so heroic.
439
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:49,486
You know, if we make it through
all this, maybe you
440
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,406
and I could--
441
00:16:51,406 --> 00:16:52,847
-Come on!
442
00:16:55,727 --> 00:16:57,727
Are you sure we're going
to the right way?
443
00:16:57,727 --> 00:16:59,519
-According to these coordinates,
we're headed
444
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,207
straight for--
445
00:17:00,207 --> 00:17:01,567
[gasp]
446
00:17:01,567 --> 00:17:02,527
-Sam?
447
00:17:02,527 --> 00:17:03,487
What is--
448
00:17:03,487 --> 00:17:03,966
[gasp]
449
00:17:03,966 --> 00:17:05,486
Oh my gosh!
450
00:17:05,967 --> 00:17:08,126
-That is one buff tree.
451
00:17:08,607 --> 00:17:11,006
CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Yeah, and
Alex is in one of those pods!
452
00:17:11,006 --> 00:17:17,406
[chittering]
453
00:17:17,678 --> 00:17:24,638
[hissing screech]
454
00:17:24,638 --> 00:17:26,558
[girls scream]
455
00:17:30,798 --> 00:17:32,607
[screech]
456
00:17:32,607 --> 00:17:34,046
-Clover, what are you doing?
457
00:17:34,527 --> 00:17:38,126
CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Just keep
the queen's attention!
458
00:17:38,126 --> 00:17:39,567
OK, maintain.
459
00:17:40,046 --> 00:17:41,006
If lumberjacks can do
460
00:17:41,006 --> 00:17:45,327
this, so can I. [hissing]
461
00:17:45,327 --> 00:17:46,287
-Uh, uh, hey, you!
462
00:17:46,718 --> 00:17:47,599
You-- you think you're tough?
463
00:17:48,078 --> 00:17:50,687
I've seen ferns that look
more dangerous, heh.
464
00:17:50,687 --> 00:17:52,126
-All right, Queenie.
465
00:17:52,126 --> 00:17:53,406
Time for a little pruning.
466
00:17:58,127 --> 00:17:59,166
[screech]
467
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:00,478
-Oh no.
468
00:18:00,478 --> 00:18:02,767
Not good!
469
00:18:02,767 --> 00:18:05,518
CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): [scream]
470
00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:06,767
-[gasp]
471
00:18:09,246 --> 00:18:11,166
-I know that perfume.
472
00:18:11,166 --> 00:18:13,727
It's gasoline!
473
00:18:13,727 --> 00:18:16,686
Aaaaghh!
474
00:18:16,686 --> 00:18:17,646
Whooooaaa!
475
00:18:21,998 --> 00:18:22,798
Nice catch!
476
00:18:23,279 --> 00:18:25,678
Sam, we need to get
out of here.
477
00:18:25,678 --> 00:18:26,927
There's gasoline all over!
478
00:18:36,207 --> 00:18:39,966
[scream]
479
00:18:39,966 --> 00:18:41,886
-The queen's too
strong, Clover!
480
00:18:41,886 --> 00:18:44,926
I don't think we're
gonna make it.
481
00:18:44,926 --> 00:18:48,126
-Remember what you said about
getting fire from a spark?
482
00:18:50,846 --> 00:18:54,686
Let's show the queen how
spies accessorize.
483
00:18:54,686 --> 00:18:57,087
[BARRETTES WHISTLE
THROUGH AIR]
484
00:18:57,087 --> 00:18:57,839
[ching!]
485
00:18:58,158 --> 00:19:01,006
[boom]
486
00:19:01,006 --> 00:19:05,327
[hissing]
487
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:26,287
CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Alex,
you're all right!
488
00:19:26,287 --> 00:19:27,726
Do you remember anything?
489
00:19:27,726 --> 00:19:28,686
-No.
490
00:19:28,686 --> 00:19:30,606
But I do have a bizarre
urge to be watered.
491
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:32,126
[com-powder beeps]
492
00:19:32,126 --> 00:19:33,086
JERRY (ON COM): Oh, there
you are, girls.
493
00:19:33,086 --> 00:19:34,479
You'll be happy to know
WOOHP agents will
494
00:19:34,479 --> 00:19:35,887
be there any moment.
495
00:19:35,887 --> 00:19:37,278
They've already have apprehended
Professor Zero.
496
00:19:37,278 --> 00:19:38,526
-What about Wade?
497
00:19:38,526 --> 00:19:39,966
-He's fine.
498
00:19:39,966 --> 00:19:42,286
One his way home safely to
his wife and children.
499
00:19:42,286 --> 00:19:43,727
-Wife and--
500
00:19:43,727 --> 00:19:44,206
aww.
501
00:19:44,687 --> 00:19:45,166
Oh, well.
502
00:19:45,647 --> 00:19:46,559
[giggling]
503
00:19:47,007 --> 00:19:48,446
JERRY (ON COM): So how
did you spies enjoy
504
00:19:48,446 --> 00:19:49,246
your time in the wild?
505
00:19:49,566 --> 00:19:50,526
I hope it wasn't too rough.
506
00:19:51,006 --> 00:19:53,406
-Well, we were nearly thrown
from a cliff, crushed by a
507
00:19:53,406 --> 00:19:55,806
helicopter, and digested
by killer trees.
508
00:19:55,806 --> 00:19:57,726
Piece of cake, Jer.
509
00:19:57,726 --> 00:19:59,166
-Oh, excellent.
510
00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:00,606
Because it looks like the WOOHP
jets are going to be
511
00:20:00,606 --> 00:20:02,046
pretty full getting the missing
people to safety.
512
00:20:02,046 --> 00:20:04,766
You spies are going to have
to hike down on your own.
513
00:20:04,766 --> 00:20:09,087
-I wonder if they got that
escalator built yet.
514
00:20:09,087 --> 00:20:11,486
[computer chirps]
515
00:20:11,486 --> 00:20:14,366
[school bell rings]
516
00:20:14,366 --> 00:20:15,886
CLOVER (OFFSCREEN):
Where is David?
517
00:20:15,886 --> 00:20:18,287
He's going to freak when he
finds out I can make our
518
00:20:18,687 --> 00:20:19,647
climbing date.
519
00:20:19,647 --> 00:20:22,958
-You're not still thinking about
telling him, you know,
520
00:20:22,958 --> 00:20:23,726
who we are?
521
00:20:24,206 --> 00:20:25,166
CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): No need.
522
00:20:25,166 --> 00:20:27,086
After the way I handled the
tree queen, I've totally
523
00:20:27,086 --> 00:20:29,966
proved I'm as extreme
as he is.
524
00:20:29,966 --> 00:20:32,879
[gasp]
525
00:20:32,879 --> 00:20:33,839
There he is.
526
00:20:34,318 --> 00:20:35,359
Wish me luck.
527
00:20:40,046 --> 00:20:41,486
[giggling]
528
00:20:41,486 --> 00:20:45,326
David, I am so sorry about what
happened on the phone,
529
00:20:45,326 --> 00:20:46,718
but if it's not to late, I--
530
00:20:50,078 --> 00:20:50,558
what happened?
531
00:20:51,038 --> 00:20:51,998
-Street luge accident.
532
00:20:51,998 --> 00:20:53,438
It was awful.
533
00:20:53,438 --> 00:20:56,366
MANDY (OFFSCREEN): Here's
your breakfast, David.
534
00:20:56,846 --> 00:20:58,286
I blended up your favorites--
535
00:20:58,286 --> 00:21:00,367
eggs, sausage, and grits.
536
00:21:00,846 --> 00:21:02,287
-Mandy's just been
the greatest.
537
00:21:02,287 --> 00:21:03,726
Like my own personal nurse.
538
00:21:04,207 --> 00:21:05,646
She's exactly what
I need right now,
539
00:21:05,646 --> 00:21:07,566
somebody calm and gentle.
540
00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:08,878
Not extreme at all.
541
00:21:08,878 --> 00:21:10,286
-Wh-wwha?
542
00:21:12,126 --> 00:21:12,606
-Come on, David.
543
00:21:12,606 --> 00:21:14,046
Let's get you to class.
544
00:21:14,526 --> 00:21:18,607
And later, after aquatherapy,
I'll give you a nice rubdown.
545
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:19,998
[thunderclap]
546
00:21:20,286 --> 00:21:23,359
-[snarl]
547
00:21:23,359 --> 00:21:24,238
-Sorry, Clover.
548
00:21:24,238 --> 00:21:26,638
Looks like David found
an extreme sport
549
00:21:26,638 --> 00:21:28,078
even you can't handle--
550
00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:28,558
Mandy.
551
00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:29,998
SAM AND ALEX: Ewww.
552
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:32,878
[laughter]
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