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[theme music]

THEME SONG: Here we go we're getting on

the go 'till we stop.

And then we'll shop.

So 1, 2, 3, now baby, here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go on a mission undercover

and we're in control.

Here we go.

Here we go, we're Totally Spies so get on with the show.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

-Ah!

What the--

[screaming]

[screech]

-Please.

I can barely even stay awake reading poetry.

I can't believe I have to write a poem for lit class.

I mean, what the big deal about a

bunch of rhyming words?

-The big deal is that poetry is like the most romantic way

to express yourself.

It's the language of love.

-[gasp].

Speaking of love, there's a boy who talks my language.

-Clover.

Sometimes I get the impression that when David's around, you

completely ignore Sam and me.

-Hi David.

-Hey, Clover.

-So, did you write your poem--

-Hi David.

-So, like I was saying.

Did you write a poem yet for lit class?

-Oh yeah, I did.

But I'm kind of afraid to hand it in.

I'm just not sure if it's good enough.

I love poetry and all, but I'm so afraid of rejection.

-Really?

What a coincidence.

I love poetry and I'm totally afraid of rejection too.

-Then you must be afraid all the time.

-Hey.

Maybe after you write your poem, we could get together

and give each other constructive criticism.

Kinda like a study date.

-Did you sat d-d-date?

-See you Saturday night.

-Toodles, Mandy.

I'll let you know how our date turns out.

-Ugh.

Argh!

A poetry date?

Don't bother.

Sounds about as thrilling as watching nail polish dry.

-So, what were you saying, Alex?

-Just that every time David's around, you completely

ignore--

-Oh, that reminds me.

I better call my personal shopper and tell her to find

the perfect outfit for my date with David.

Argh!

Evil cell phone battery How can you betray me

at a time like this?

Come on.

-Huh?

-May I?

-He'll call you back.

-OK, now, how do you even use one of these things?

-Just put a quarter in the--

-Whoa!

-I don't have time to get WOOHPed right now.

I have an urgent call to make.

[screaming]

-Great.

Now I'll never learn how to use a payphone.

-Hello, girls.

-Hi, Jerry.

-Jer, can't you use other WOOHP agents?

I have a date with David in--

-No time, Clover.

I need you girls to investigate a series of

mysterious and violent abductions.

Fortunately, one intended victim managed to escape an

attack in his own home.

-And you want us to pay that person a visit.

-Correct.

Oh, and before I forget.

-You are cordially invited to the annual WOOHP company

picnic to be held at the Beijing Zoo.

-Sounds fun!

Ooh, I wonder if it's too tacky to wear a

leopard skin skirt.

-As long as it's fake, I don't think the leopards will mind.

-By the way, attendance to the picnic is mandatory.

[scream]

-In that care, I'll RSVP now.

-Me too.

-This totally reeks.

The picnic is the same day as my date with David.

-There, there.

Boys come and go, but WOOHP is forever.

Now, here are your gadgets.

Tortoise shell magnifying shades, faux snake skin

parachute purse, net blaster mascara brush, scanner watch,

and the Naugahyde biker chic lasso belt.

-Oh, this'll go great with my new pants.

According to WOOHP, the man is a zoologist named Jacob.

-Huh?

Ew.

Look at these nasty scratch marks.

Maybe Jacob should manicure his fingernails.

-Fingernails?

More like claws.

JACOB (OFFSCREEN): Who--

Who is it?

-We're here to investigate your attack.

[locks clicking]

-Uh, sorry about that.

After the attack, I just can't take any chances.

-Do you have any idea who would have

wanted to attack you?

-Well, I don't have any enemies to speak of.

Everyone likes me.

I'm usually the life of the party.

-Remind me to skip that party.

-One thing's for sure, though.

The person who attacked was cold and heartless.

He wore a fur coat made from a very rare South

American polar bear.

-Heartless and unfashionable.

Fur is so out.

-Do you mind if we come in and look around?

-Sure, no problem.

I'll make us some tea.

It's about the only thing that calms my nerves these days.

-So, did you tell David you have to call off the date yet?

-No, and I'm really dreading it.

I know how sensitive he is about rejection.

Oh well.

Here goes nothing.

Hi, David, it's Clover.

Listen, there's something I need to tell you.

-Hey Clover.

Check out this poem I wrote about our date.

-You wrote a poem about our date?

-Clover, Clover, you are perfection.

I can't wait for our date I hate rejection.

-Aw.

-So, let me hear one of your poems.

-Oh, uh.

You know what, David?

Um, I'm going through the canyon--

[crackling sounds]--

I'm losing you.

[crackling sounds]

-Huh?

-Could this day possibly get any worse?

[crash]

-Ah!

Help!

-He's gone.

Who--

or should I say what-- abducted him?

-Poor Jacob.

All that's left of him is his shoe.

-This might actually tell us something.

I'll check it out with the tortoise

shell magnifying shades.

Hey.

There's a blonde hair on it.

-Let's run it through the scanner watch.

It's a hair from the same rare polar bear

Jacob was talking about.

-So it must've been the same person who attacked Jacob the

last time , because they're still wearing the same coat.

-Judging from the damage to that wall, I'd say it was the

bear itself.

-Hello.

We're in the middle of a city.

Last I knew, polar bears lived in the snow.

-Let's call Jerry to see if there are any polar bears in

captivity around here.

-Hello, girls.

-Hi, Jer.

Do you have any record of South American

polar bears in captivity?

-Let's see.

Oh, yes.

There was one, but it recently escaped.

And oddly, it was at the Beijing Zoo, the same place

we're having our company picnic.

Which reminds me, do you think we should serve potato salad

or ambrosia at the picnic?

[sigh]

-Neither.

Thanks Jer, gotta run.

-B-but I--

[music playing]

-I got it!

I got it.

If I tell David our date is off in a poem, he won't take

it so hard.

What rhymes with I'm dumping you?

-Uh, merci beaucoup?

-Will you forget about your poem?

We've gotta get to the bottom of this case.

-Ah, my new volunteers.

I'm glad you're here.

Three of my most reliable staff members haven't shown up

for work at all this week.

-That's weird.

All the people who are missing seem to be animal workers.

-We're glad to be able to help.

-Did you see that?

He offered me the bowl all by himself.

Good monkey.

-Actually, Sherman is a gorilla.

They're a lot smarter than we give them credit for.

Now, would you girls mind cleaning the polar bear and

condor cages?

Neither have been tended to since the animals went

missing last week.

-Maybe this is why the employees stopped

showing up for work.

There's no sign of forced entry or exit, and no

sign of foul play.

-Maybe it was an inside job.

[grunt]

-Here you go, Sherman.

This should go a lot further than a bunch of bananas.

-Hey!

What are you doing?

Huh?

Sherman, what the?

-Look!

Sherman got loose.

-Hold it right there.

Your cage is back that way.

-Did you see that?

He's like a track star.

-Let's see how he does against my lasso belt.

Gotcha.

-Don't be so quick to congratulate yourself.

I'm far too intelligent to fall prey to your foolish

little gadgets.

Ta-ta, ladies.

I'll see myself out.

-OK, that was really unexpected.

-Now who's the intelligent one?

-I do not have time for your shenanigans.

[roaring]

-Argh!

Put me down you crazy monkey!

-He's got Alex.

-How dare you?

I'm a person.

-OK, either I'm hallucinating, or that gorilla just drove off

in a car with Alex.

I hope he's a better driver than she is.

-This is crazy.

One second a man was holding this device to Sherman's head.

The next, Sherman was behaving with human dexterity.

-I wonder if this thing is responsible for the way

Sherman was acting.

-OK.

I wanna know who's responsible for that ape

slobbering all over me.

Ugh!

If he can drive, he can certainly pay the

dry cleaning bill.

-I better hurry back inside and make sure the rest of the

animals are secure.

-And we better contact the authorities about Alex.

-Sam.

I know you're really into recycling, but if you need a

tissue, just ask.

-Let's run this through the scanner watch.

Maybe we'll get a clue from Sherman's saliva.

-Look.

It says Sherman's DNA is half human, half simian.

-Weird.

Let's check it out with Jerry.

-Hello, girls.

What do you think of coleslaw as a side dish?

-I think we have more important

issues than side dishes.

A talking, driving gorilla just kidnapped Alex.

-Yeah.

We just sent you a very strange DNA sample.

-Well, I see what you mean by strange.

The human half of the DNA belongs to a zoologist, I

don't know who the gorilla half belongs to.

-Jer, do you have an address for the zoologist?

-I've just forwarded it to your Compowder.

And girls.

Need I remind you that I want Alex safely returned and all

of this figured out quickly?

-You need not remind us, Jerry.

-OK, let's pay a visit to the zoologist and see why his DNA

is in Sherman's spit.

-I hope Alex is OK.

You don't think Sherman would hurt her, do you?

Clover?

Hello.

-Sorry.

Talking with Jer about the picnic reminded me that I

still have to cancel on David.

-Just tell him you have to reschedule.

That way, he won't feel rejected, and you still get to

go out with him.

-Reschedule, of course.

And if I tell him in a rhyme, he probably won't mind.

-Hello, hello.

I hope you're not feeling low.

David here.

-Hi David.

It's Clover.

I have something important to tell you before

this call is over.

Sorry, but I can't keep our date, can I move it to next

Friday so I won't be late?

-Wow, you are a good poet.

Unfortunately, I can't make it next Friday.

I've got a date with Mandy that night.

-Ah!

Mandy?

-Ha ha ha.

-Never mind.

Saturday's just dandy.

-Huh?

-Argh!

-Jacob.

Am I glad to see you.

[growling]

-What did you do to them?

-Silence.

Now, what have you brought me here, Sherman?

-She and her spy friends tried to stop me from

escaping the zoo.

-We were trying to save you.

A city street is no place for a monk--

g-gorilla.

-Pipe down, missy.

It appears my plan is coming together quite nicely.

I must congratulate you, Sherman, on a job well done.

-Thank you, sir.

Without your selfless dedication, I would still be

living like an animal.

-This place looks like it's seen better days.

-Something about this veterinary hospital smells

fishy to me.

-Check out those paw prints.

-What kind of animal walks on only two paws instead of four?

-Another locked door.

I guess the only way to go is up.

-Grab hold.

-Mental note to self.

Never climb through a chimney wearing

dry clean only clothes.

-Sam!

Clover!

The talking animals put us in here, and they did something

weird to Jacob and the others.

-Don't worry.

We'll get you guys out in a jiff.

-Not so fast, ladies.

[growling]

-Hey, paws off, you creeps.

-Get comfortable, girls.

This is your new home from now on.

-I don't know what you think you're doing, pal, but I

wouldn't count on us being in here for long.

-I am not your pal.

My name is Dr. Fox, and what I think I'm doing is empowering

animals to rise up against the humans who've kept them in

cages for so long.

-Um, excuse, am I the only one who thinks its a tad ironic

that this wacko's name is Dr. Fox?

-Is it your DNA mixed with Sherman's?

-Credit my ingenious DNA transformer, which allows

animals to assimilate their DNA with mine, thus increasing

their brain power.

Now I'll transfer my DNA into this ordinary lab mouse.

-Who you calling ordinary?

-Impressive, is it not?

It also works in reverse.

That is to say, I can administer

animal DNA to humans.

-So you turned Jacob and the others into animals.

That's just cruel.

-Now, go forth and carry out our mission.

-There's a new mission now, Dr. Fox.

To put all humans in cages.

But not before turning all of you into animals.

-Wait.

This isn't fair.

I liberated you!

Argh!

-That's bizarre and creepy.

-And yet, somehow it's an improvement.

-Come, my brothers.

Time to free our friends and embark on total domination of

the human race!

Turn them all into animals.

-Apparently, the animals' aggression is a side effect

Fox didn't count on.

-Hey, easy does it, you brute.

-Quiet!

it'll all be over with soon.

-We've got to get out of here and do something before Clover

gets turned into who-know's-what!

-There's our ticket out.

We just have to get him over here.

-Ha.

Try this.

-Good boy.

-Hey, Lion King.

Kiya!

[screaming]

-Thanks so much, you guys.

I don't know what I would have done if I--

[barking]

-Aw.

Looks like you were administered a

little canine DNA.

-What am I gonna do now?

I have a date with David coming up.

[panting]

-We'll deal with it later.

Right now, we have to stop those animals.

-Thank you, Sherman.

It's great to finally be liberated.

-Don't mention it.

Power to the animals!

-Oh no.

We're too late!

-Adam's in trouble.

Hold on!

We better seal off the parking lot before the animals escape

into the city.

-Help!

All of my animals are turned on me.

They put the zoo staff into cages.

I'm glad to see you too, Clover.

-Maybe that wasn't my best idea ever.

-Oh dear, oh no!

-OK, spread out and round them up.

-Round them up how?

-With our gadgets.

Don't even think about it, Clover.

-Last I hear, you were king of the jungle,

not king of the city.

Whoa!

-You're lucky I'm a fellow animal, or I'd make a purse

and matching boots out of you.

Ah!

Guys!

A little help?

-Don't worry.

I think I can reverse the effects of the DNA transformer

with the unit from the zoo.

Oh no.

Argh.

Nice job, Sam.

-Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Let's clean these streets up.

-Way to go, guys.

You're driving all the animals back to the zoo.

-Hey, it's working.

-All except one, that is.

-Let me go, you monk--

-Don't call me a monkey!

Humans' days are over.

The animals will rule the Earth!

-Alex, catch!

-I hate to put a damper on your plans, but

take this, Mr. Monkey.

It worked.

[screaming]

-Alex, use your faux snakeskin parachute purse.

-Close one.

-Way to accessorize, Alex.

-Now let's return the rest of the animals to normal.

[barking]

-And you too, Clover.

JERRY (OFFSCREEN): Congratulations, girls, on

another job well done.

-The whole experience made us realize how unhappy the

animals were in their cages.

I'm glad they decided to turn the zoo into a nature reserve.

-Now everyone is happy.

-Everyone except Clover, that is.

-I guess I have no choice.

I have to call David and finally cancel our date.

-Hello.

-Hi, David.

It's Clover.

Listen, I have some bad news.

-So do I. I don't know how to tell you this, Clover, but I

have to cancel our date.

-You do?

-Yeah.

I forgot that I volunteered to work at the Beverly Hills

Animal Shelter today.

Sorry.

-I can't believe it I feel so--

so rejected.

-Well, got to go.

The animals are waiting.

-David?

Wait.

Don't go!

I can't take this kind of rejection!

David!