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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,328 --> 00:00:07,168 THEME SONG: Here we go again on the road to be stars, and 2 00:00:07,168 --> 00:00:08,607 then we'll shop. 3 00:00:09,088 --> 00:00:14,288 So one, two, three, now, baby, here we go. 4 00:00:14,288 --> 00:00:15,679 Here we go. 5 00:00:15,679 --> 00:00:19,088 Here we go on a mission undercover, 6 00:00:19,088 --> 00:00:20,527 and we're in control. 7 00:00:20,767 --> 00:00:21,999 Here we go. 8 00:00:21,999 --> 00:00:23,919 Here we go. 9 00:00:23,919 --> 00:00:26,560 Totally Spies so get on with the show. 10 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:27,487 Here we go. 11 00:00:27,487 --> 00:00:28,928 Here we go. 12 00:00:29,407 --> 00:00:30,848 Here we go. 13 00:00:49,088 --> 00:00:49,567 -[gasps] 14 00:00:49,567 --> 00:00:51,008 Agent Ace Rockson. 15 00:00:51,008 --> 00:00:54,847 I thought I had dispatched you in the Andes. 16 00:00:54,847 --> 00:00:56,287 -[chuckles] 17 00:00:56,287 --> 00:00:57,727 It'll take more than a radioactive avalanche to get 18 00:00:57,727 --> 00:00:59,647 rid of me, Vladimirina. 19 00:00:59,647 --> 00:01:02,607 Now, hand over the microfilm. 20 00:01:02,607 --> 00:01:06,447 -Take the stupid film, if that's all you care about. 21 00:01:06,447 --> 00:01:09,887 -Oh, that ain't all, baby. 22 00:01:09,887 --> 00:01:11,120 -And cut. 23 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:12,080 OK, people. 24 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:13,040 Take five. 25 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:14,479 OK! 26 00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:16,080 [interposing voices] 27 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,279 -[gasp] 28 00:01:24,768 --> 00:01:28,608 -You are so not on my diet, but you won't tell 29 00:01:28,608 --> 00:01:29,568 anybody, will you? 30 00:01:29,568 --> 00:01:33,568 [chomping] 31 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:53,439 -Sam! 32 00:01:53,439 --> 00:01:53,920 Alex! 33 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:56,800 Shoes, half off. 34 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:57,279 -Cool! 35 00:01:57,760 --> 00:01:58,239 [telephone ringing] 36 00:01:58,239 --> 00:01:58,720 -[gasps] 37 00:01:58,720 --> 00:01:59,680 Hello? 38 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:00,640 An audition? 39 00:02:01,119 --> 00:02:02,560 Larry, that's faboo. 40 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:04,480 OK, kisses. 41 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:05,440 My agent. 42 00:02:05,919 --> 00:02:06,879 -You have an agent? 43 00:02:06,879 --> 00:02:07,360 For what? 44 00:02:07,839 --> 00:02:09,280 -My acting career, silly. 45 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:12,160 I'm auditioning for a major level local commercial. 46 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:15,040 Say hello to the next Happy Burger spokesmodel. 47 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:16,047 -Not likely. 48 00:02:16,047 --> 00:02:19,440 My agent says that part is mine. 49 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:21,360 -As if, Mandy. 50 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:22,799 -Face it, Clover. 51 00:02:22,799 --> 00:02:25,200 I'm destined to be a superstar, and you're 52 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:29,200 destined to be you. 53 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:31,759 -[screams] 54 00:02:31,759 --> 00:02:34,448 -It's just a matter of time before I'm on the cover of 55 00:02:34,927 --> 00:02:35,408 "Entertainment 56 00:02:35,408 --> 00:02:36,447 Hourly." -[gasps]. 57 00:02:36,447 --> 00:02:38,367 Tad Bailey is missing? 58 00:02:40,927 --> 00:02:47,599 -[gasps] 59 00:02:47,599 --> 00:02:48,559 -Jerry, big trouble. 60 00:02:49,039 --> 00:02:49,519 -Total emergency. 61 00:02:49,999 --> 00:02:51,520 -You've got to WOOHP us now. 62 00:02:59,568 --> 00:03:02,288 -This is your total emergency? 63 00:03:02,767 --> 00:03:06,319 WOOHP was founded to stop international crises, not to 64 00:03:06,799 --> 00:03:08,719 hunt misplace heartthrobs. 65 00:03:08,719 --> 00:03:11,119 -But Tad Bailey's not just any old heartthrob. 66 00:03:11,119 --> 00:03:15,439 He's an international superstar, hence an 67 00:03:15,439 --> 00:03:18,048 international crisis. 68 00:03:18,048 --> 00:03:20,399 -Come on, Jerry. 69 00:03:20,399 --> 00:03:21,648 -Please? 70 00:03:23,487 --> 00:03:25,888 -Oh, very well. 71 00:03:25,888 --> 00:03:28,287 [screams] 72 00:03:28,287 --> 00:03:29,599 -There. 73 00:03:29,599 --> 00:03:30,959 I've arranged for three undercover positions on the 74 00:03:30,959 --> 00:03:33,679 set of this vapid soap opera. 75 00:03:33,679 --> 00:03:35,119 Alex will assist with wardrobe. 76 00:03:35,119 --> 00:03:37,039 Sam, you will be working as a caterer. 77 00:03:37,039 --> 00:03:41,279 And Clover will pose as an actress on the show. 78 00:03:41,279 --> 00:03:42,127 -[screams] 79 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:45,887 You got to me a part on "Days of Our Spies?" Jer, 80 00:03:45,887 --> 00:03:47,807 this is my big break. 81 00:03:47,807 --> 00:03:49,247 You should be my agent. 82 00:03:49,519 --> 00:03:50,288 Do I have a big part? 83 00:03:50,288 --> 00:03:52,079 Do I get to slap anybody? 84 00:03:52,368 --> 00:03:57,008 -You're playing Unimportant Bystander Number Three. 85 00:03:57,487 --> 00:03:58,207 -Big break? 86 00:03:58,207 --> 00:04:00,879 That doesn't sound like a bump. 87 00:04:00,879 --> 00:04:02,320 -OK Jer, we've got our cover. 88 00:04:02,799 --> 00:04:04,288 Now let's talk gadgets. 89 00:04:04,767 --> 00:04:05,727 -I think not. 90 00:04:05,727 --> 00:04:07,647 This mission is not official WOOHP business. 91 00:04:08,128 --> 00:04:10,800 I can't equip you with the usual expensive devices. 92 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:11,760 -Please? 93 00:04:13,919 --> 00:04:15,360 -All right, all right. 94 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:18,319 You can take the jet pack backpacks, the genetic scan 95 00:04:18,319 --> 00:04:20,239 hairbrush, and the tornado in a can of 96 00:04:20,239 --> 00:04:22,799 hairspray, but that's all. 97 00:04:22,799 --> 00:04:23,599 -Excuse me. 98 00:04:23,599 --> 00:04:24,559 What about a vehicle? 99 00:04:25,039 --> 00:04:25,999 If I'm going to be a superstar, I'll need a way 100 00:04:26,479 --> 00:04:27,280 fancy ride. 101 00:04:30,847 --> 00:04:35,039 -This fancy ride is all I can spare, the HEPCATT, Highly 102 00:04:35,039 --> 00:04:38,400 Experimental Prototype Car for Technology Testing. 103 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:39,808 We use it to try out new gadgets. 104 00:04:42,479 --> 00:04:45,839 Just be sure not to activate the on board Scram Jet. 105 00:04:46,128 --> 00:04:48,767 It's never been successfully tested. 106 00:04:48,767 --> 00:04:51,519 -So it's been tested unsuccessfully. 107 00:04:51,519 --> 00:04:57,567 -[scream] 108 00:04:57,839 --> 00:05:02,639 -Spy Command Central, Ace Rockson's secret headquarters. 109 00:05:02,639 --> 00:05:04,559 This is so cool. 110 00:05:04,559 --> 00:05:06,959 -We're not here for the tour, remember? 111 00:05:06,959 --> 00:05:08,399 I'll search for the production offices. 112 00:05:08,879 --> 00:05:10,319 Alex, talk to the crew. 113 00:05:10,319 --> 00:05:11,279 Maybe they have some leads. 114 00:05:11,279 --> 00:05:13,119 And Clover, see if you can-- 115 00:05:13,119 --> 00:05:13,599 -Hey! 116 00:05:14,079 --> 00:05:15,039 I can't do spy stuff. 117 00:05:15,039 --> 00:05:17,919 I've got lines to learn. 118 00:05:17,919 --> 00:05:18,687 Hey! 119 00:05:18,687 --> 00:05:21,088 I don't have any lines. 120 00:05:21,088 --> 00:05:22,527 -You do now. 121 00:05:22,527 --> 00:05:24,447 The girl we hired to play my new villain has just called in 122 00:05:24,447 --> 00:05:27,727 ugly, so you're going to play Sinestro's daughter. 123 00:05:27,727 --> 00:05:30,127 -[yelps] 124 00:05:30,607 --> 00:05:33,007 -My plan is proceeding on schedule. 125 00:05:33,007 --> 00:05:36,800 I, Sinestro, will freeze the world. 126 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:40,639 And with Agent Ace Rockson lost in outer space, no one 127 00:05:41,119 --> 00:05:41,599 can stop me. 128 00:05:41,599 --> 00:05:44,640 -You mean no one can stop us. 129 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:48,959 What's wrong, Sinestro? 130 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:51,839 Don't you recognize your own daughter? 131 00:05:51,839 --> 00:05:53,280 That's right. 132 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:56,208 It is I, Gwendolyn Moon, your one and only child. 133 00:05:56,208 --> 00:05:58,128 I just escaped from prison and-- 134 00:05:58,128 --> 00:06:00,367 -Marty, I'm thinking perhaps Sinestro 135 00:06:00,799 --> 00:06:01,679 should explain all this. 136 00:06:02,159 --> 00:06:05,519 I mean, she is my daughter, and with Tad gone, the 137 00:06:05,519 --> 00:06:08,607 audience will naturally want to see more of me. 138 00:06:08,607 --> 00:06:09,567 -Fine. 139 00:06:09,567 --> 00:06:11,487 Sinestro gets Gwendolyn's lines. 140 00:06:11,487 --> 00:06:12,367 And rolling. 141 00:06:12,367 --> 00:06:17,087 -[gasps] 142 00:06:17,567 --> 00:06:20,447 -So, any idea what happened to Tad? 143 00:06:20,927 --> 00:06:21,407 -Sorry, hon. 144 00:06:21,887 --> 00:06:23,088 I don't talk to the help. 145 00:06:23,407 --> 00:06:24,367 -Huh? 146 00:06:26,767 --> 00:06:28,047 -Learn anything? 147 00:06:28,047 --> 00:06:31,567 -I totally know who did it, Wilhelm LaRue, that no talent 148 00:06:31,567 --> 00:06:33,007 hack who plays Sinestro. 149 00:06:33,007 --> 00:06:36,367 He was asking for a bigger role now that Tad is missing. 150 00:06:36,367 --> 00:06:38,767 -So you think Wilhelm had him kidnapped? 151 00:06:38,767 --> 00:06:43,087 -Well, he does play a bad guy, and he hogs the camera. 152 00:06:43,087 --> 00:06:43,567 -Camera. 153 00:06:43,567 --> 00:06:45,007 Of course. 154 00:06:45,007 --> 00:06:46,927 I'll bet Tad's disappearance was caught on tape. 155 00:06:46,927 --> 00:06:49,407 -The show wasn't taping when it happened. 156 00:06:49,407 --> 00:06:52,479 -Maybe the TV cameras weren't taping, but I betcha this 157 00:06:52,479 --> 00:06:54,160 little guy was. 158 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:57,040 -So all we have to do a search the surveillance database and 159 00:06:57,519 --> 00:06:58,000 then-- 160 00:06:58,479 --> 00:06:59,920 -Sit back and enjoy the show. 161 00:07:05,839 --> 00:07:07,248 -[yelling] 162 00:07:07,248 --> 00:07:08,127 -Whoa. 163 00:07:08,127 --> 00:07:09,567 Wilhelm has some fancy gizmos. 164 00:07:12,399 --> 00:07:14,799 -I'm not so sure it was Wilhelm. 165 00:07:14,799 --> 00:07:17,199 -Yeah, those gadgets were like something Jerry would 166 00:07:17,679 --> 00:07:19,999 give us, spy stuff. 167 00:07:19,999 --> 00:07:20,767 -[gasp] 168 00:07:20,767 --> 00:07:21,600 -Let's go! 169 00:07:26,847 --> 00:07:31,887 -According to the video, Tad was standing right here. 170 00:07:31,887 --> 00:07:33,439 -Look! 171 00:07:33,439 --> 00:07:35,167 Jelly from Tad's donut. 172 00:07:39,007 --> 00:07:39,967 -Good idea. 173 00:07:39,967 --> 00:07:41,887 We may need that as evidence. 174 00:07:42,127 --> 00:07:42,399 -Evidence? 175 00:07:42,399 --> 00:07:43,839 Try souvenir. 176 00:07:43,839 --> 00:07:47,199 This jelly touched Tad Bailey's lips. 177 00:07:47,199 --> 00:07:48,687 -Now this looks like evidence. 178 00:07:51,279 --> 00:07:53,679 -An electroshock stun dart. 179 00:07:53,679 --> 00:07:55,599 This is spy stuff. 180 00:07:55,599 --> 00:07:59,807 -Which means Tad was kidnapped by some sort of evil spy 181 00:07:59,807 --> 00:08:00,799 organization. 182 00:08:00,799 --> 00:08:02,719 -But how do we find them? 183 00:08:02,719 --> 00:08:03,679 -With this. 184 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:14,159 When the genetic scan hairbrush finds out who this 185 00:08:14,159 --> 00:08:18,399 belongs to, we'll find out who we're after. 186 00:08:18,399 --> 00:08:20,479 -Lenore Von Schram of Salzburg, Austria. 187 00:08:22,959 --> 00:08:24,767 She must be one of the evil spies. 188 00:08:24,767 --> 00:08:26,207 -Looks like we're going to Europe. 189 00:08:26,479 --> 00:08:27,247 -But what about the show? 190 00:08:27,247 --> 00:08:28,559 My big break? 191 00:08:32,447 --> 00:08:34,367 Not like I had any lines left anyway. 192 00:08:38,527 --> 00:08:39,487 -Ew! 193 00:08:39,487 --> 00:08:41,407 I think somebody spilled soda back here. 194 00:08:41,407 --> 00:08:45,247 -I cannot believe Jerry made us take this gross car all the 195 00:08:45,247 --> 00:08:46,207 way to Europe. 196 00:08:46,207 --> 00:08:57,119 -[scream] 197 00:08:57,599 --> 00:08:59,119 -Lenore's last known address. 198 00:08:59,119 --> 00:09:00,559 This must be the place. 199 00:09:01,039 --> 00:09:03,439 The Compowder's picking up a lot of electronic activity. 200 00:09:03,439 --> 00:09:05,839 -Well, it sure doesn't look like any evil spy 201 00:09:06,319 --> 00:09:07,279 headquarters. 202 00:09:07,279 --> 00:09:09,727 -That's just what they want us to think. 203 00:09:09,727 --> 00:09:10,207 Now come on. 204 00:09:10,687 --> 00:09:13,599 Let's take them by surprise. 205 00:09:13,599 --> 00:09:14,559 -All right. 206 00:09:14,559 --> 00:09:17,327 Everybody freeze! 207 00:09:17,327 --> 00:09:18,079 -Hello? 208 00:09:18,079 --> 00:09:19,839 -Huh? 209 00:09:20,319 --> 00:09:21,279 -Hi. 210 00:09:21,279 --> 00:09:24,639 Um, we're doing a survey of TV fans. 211 00:09:24,639 --> 00:09:26,127 -An important survey. 212 00:09:26,607 --> 00:09:28,319 -That's why we kicked your door in. 213 00:09:28,319 --> 00:09:31,679 -And it explains why we're wearing these high tech survey 214 00:09:31,679 --> 00:09:33,119 taker uniforms. 215 00:09:33,119 --> 00:09:34,559 -So, um, first question. 216 00:09:35,039 --> 00:09:37,327 Ever been to the "Days of Our Spies" set? 217 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:38,287 -Oh, yeah. 218 00:09:38,767 --> 00:09:42,799 I just got back from my super neato visit to Hollywood. 219 00:09:42,799 --> 00:09:45,679 I went on the most wonderful tour. 220 00:09:45,679 --> 00:09:49,039 They gave me this fancy backstage pass, and I had my 221 00:09:49,039 --> 00:09:51,439 picture made with Vladimirina. 222 00:09:51,439 --> 00:09:55,279 I wanted a picture with Ace Rockson, but he disappeared. 223 00:09:55,279 --> 00:09:58,047 I'm just worried sick about him. 224 00:09:58,047 --> 00:09:58,527 Sit, sit. 225 00:09:58,527 --> 00:09:59,967 Sit down. 226 00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:04,287 I'll fix some tea and some muesli bars, and we can look 227 00:10:04,287 --> 00:10:05,759 at my photos together. 228 00:10:05,759 --> 00:10:08,639 -Um, thanks, but maybe some other time? 229 00:10:08,639 --> 00:10:09,599 -Yeah. 230 00:10:10,079 --> 00:10:11,519 We've got lots more people to survey. 231 00:10:11,519 --> 00:10:13,167 Sorry to trouble you. 232 00:10:13,167 --> 00:10:14,127 -Oh, no trouble. 233 00:10:20,399 --> 00:10:21,759 No trouble at all. 234 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:30,607 Oh, Gwendolyn Moon was here, Sinestro's daughter. 235 00:10:30,607 --> 00:10:33,647 She's up to no good. 236 00:10:33,647 --> 00:10:36,527 But don't worry, Agent Rockson. 237 00:10:36,527 --> 00:10:38,447 Lenore will take care of everything. 238 00:10:44,127 --> 00:10:45,567 Oh now, now, please. 239 00:10:46,047 --> 00:10:47,007 We agreed. 240 00:10:47,007 --> 00:10:50,526 I had to kidnap you for your own good. 241 00:10:50,526 --> 00:10:52,927 You're always in such danger. 242 00:10:52,927 --> 00:10:56,527 I just know you'll be much safer here with me. 243 00:10:56,799 --> 00:10:58,047 -[muffled shouting] 244 00:10:58,047 --> 00:11:01,359 -And in time, I know you'll come to care for me just as 245 00:11:01,359 --> 00:11:04,127 much as I care for you. 246 00:11:04,127 --> 00:11:05,486 Who knows? 247 00:11:05,486 --> 00:11:09,279 Maybe someday I'll be Mrs. Ace Rockson. 248 00:11:09,279 --> 00:11:18,479 But first, I've got to get rid of Gwendolyn 249 00:11:18,479 --> 00:11:19,727 and her little friends. 250 00:11:30,319 --> 00:11:33,199 -I cannot believe I gave up my big break for this. 251 00:11:33,199 --> 00:11:35,598 I mean, that lady was so not guilty. 252 00:11:35,598 --> 00:11:36,558 -I know. 253 00:11:36,558 --> 00:11:37,999 The Compowder must be broken. 254 00:11:37,999 --> 00:11:40,799 It led us on a wild goose chase. 255 00:11:40,799 --> 00:11:43,087 Now how are we going to find the evil spies 256 00:11:43,087 --> 00:11:44,959 who kidnapped Tad? 257 00:11:44,959 --> 00:11:47,087 ALEX (OFFSCREEN): I think they just found us! 258 00:11:51,247 --> 00:11:57,647 [screaming] 259 00:11:57,647 --> 00:12:01,759 -I'm on Tad's show, and now that they've got him, they're 260 00:12:01,759 --> 00:12:02,526 coming after me. 261 00:12:02,526 --> 00:12:05,039 Do you know what this means? 262 00:12:08,367 --> 00:12:11,567 I'm famous, a superstar like Tad! 263 00:12:11,567 --> 00:12:13,007 -Oh please. 264 00:12:19,599 --> 00:12:21,039 -I can't get this up. 265 00:12:21,039 --> 00:12:22,479 We've got to lose them. 266 00:12:22,479 --> 00:12:23,439 -In this thing? 267 00:12:23,919 --> 00:12:26,319 My blow dryer has a bigger engine. 268 00:12:26,319 --> 00:12:28,398 -Then maybe it's time the scram jet had 269 00:12:28,398 --> 00:12:29,966 a successful test. 270 00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:32,238 -No! 271 00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:35,166 [screaming] 272 00:12:35,166 --> 00:12:36,686 ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Sorry! 273 00:12:45,278 --> 00:12:52,207 [evil laughter] 274 00:12:52,207 --> 00:12:55,567 -Evil spies aren't the only ones with fancy gizmos. 275 00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:56,527 -Come on. 276 00:12:56,527 --> 00:12:58,447 Let's find out who's in Clover's fan club. 277 00:13:14,719 --> 00:13:16,639 -Where'd it go? 278 00:13:16,639 --> 00:13:18,719 -Oh well, guess we're out of clues. 279 00:13:18,719 --> 00:13:22,639 I'll just have to go on being a famous TV star until-- 280 00:13:23,118 --> 00:13:25,038 [gasp]. 281 00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:26,767 -Huh? 282 00:13:26,767 --> 00:13:27,727 -Come on, Clover. 283 00:13:27,727 --> 00:13:28,687 It's show time. 284 00:13:37,166 --> 00:13:41,679 -This must be the evil spies' secret headquarters. 285 00:13:41,679 --> 00:13:45,198 -Why do I feel like I've been here before? 286 00:13:45,198 --> 00:13:46,366 -Look! 287 00:13:47,967 --> 00:13:48,879 -Lenore? 288 00:13:48,879 --> 00:14:02,447 -[gasp] 289 00:14:02,447 --> 00:14:09,647 -[evil laughter] 290 00:14:09,647 --> 00:14:10,127 -Hey! 291 00:14:10,127 --> 00:14:11,839 What's going on? 292 00:14:11,839 --> 00:14:14,687 -Wouldn't you like to know, Gwendolyn? 293 00:14:15,166 --> 00:14:16,126 -The show. 294 00:14:16,607 --> 00:14:18,046 That's why this place is familiar. 295 00:14:18,527 --> 00:14:21,886 It's an exact replica of Ace Rockson's headquarters. 296 00:14:21,886 --> 00:14:23,198 -And there's Agent Rockson. 297 00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:27,679 -[muffled speech] 298 00:14:27,679 --> 00:14:30,559 -Survey taker uniforms indeed. 299 00:14:30,559 --> 00:14:34,718 Don't you think I know spies when I see them? 300 00:14:34,718 --> 00:14:36,159 I will never let you and your minions 301 00:14:36,159 --> 00:14:39,039 harm Agent Ace Rockson. 302 00:14:39,039 --> 00:14:39,999 -OK, I'm not Gwendolyn. 303 00:14:40,478 --> 00:14:42,239 My name's Clover. 304 00:14:42,239 --> 00:14:45,119 -I think she thinks "Days of Our Spies" is real. 305 00:14:45,119 --> 00:14:49,439 -Sounds like somebody's a few pages short of script. 306 00:14:49,439 --> 00:14:52,527 -Jerry, we need help. 307 00:14:53,006 --> 00:14:56,367 -I'm sorry, Samantha, but I've given you all the help I can. 308 00:14:56,367 --> 00:14:57,806 -No, help, help. 309 00:14:57,806 --> 00:15:00,207 We're kind of tied up. 310 00:15:00,207 --> 00:15:02,127 -Yes, well, I'm tied up, too. 311 00:15:02,606 --> 00:15:05,486 I'm sorry, girls, but whatever new emergency has arisen on 312 00:15:05,486 --> 00:15:08,878 your soap opera, you'll just have to handle it yourselves. 313 00:15:12,639 --> 00:15:14,879 -OK, that was just rude. 314 00:15:14,879 --> 00:15:16,799 -It's not use calling Sinestro for help. 315 00:15:16,799 --> 00:15:18,767 You'll be destroyed before-- 316 00:15:18,767 --> 00:15:20,958 -Stop! 317 00:15:20,958 --> 00:15:24,319 Please, "Days of Our Spies" is just a TV show. 318 00:15:24,319 --> 00:15:27,199 It's not real, OK? 319 00:15:27,199 --> 00:15:30,079 I place Ace Rockson on TV. 320 00:15:30,079 --> 00:15:32,878 I'm an actor, not a secret agent. 321 00:15:32,878 --> 00:15:33,519 -Oh. 322 00:15:33,519 --> 00:15:34,479 [tuts]. 323 00:15:34,479 --> 00:15:36,399 Oh, I am so sorry. 324 00:15:36,399 --> 00:15:38,879 So, so sorry for you, Ace. 325 00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:44,879 I don't know how, but that nasty Gwendolyn has 326 00:15:44,879 --> 00:15:46,799 brainwashed you. 327 00:15:46,799 --> 00:15:48,238 CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): The name is Clover! 328 00:15:48,719 --> 00:15:49,679 -Don't worry, Ace, dear. 329 00:15:53,007 --> 00:15:56,847 A few hours in my anti-brainwashing helmet, and 330 00:15:56,847 --> 00:16:00,206 you'll soon remember just how much you love me. 331 00:16:00,206 --> 00:16:05,199 And as for you three, my fish are ready for 332 00:16:05,199 --> 00:16:07,119 an afternoon snack. 333 00:16:07,119 --> 00:16:15,999 -[gasp] 334 00:16:15,999 --> 00:16:19,358 -I know the piranhas weren't in your original spy command, 335 00:16:19,358 --> 00:16:21,759 but I felt the place needed a woman's touch. 336 00:16:22,238 --> 00:16:25,039 -You can't do this to us, to me! 337 00:16:26,959 --> 00:16:29,839 -I'm not doing this to you, Gwendolyn. 338 00:16:29,839 --> 00:16:32,079 Your punishment is much worse. 339 00:16:36,367 --> 00:16:40,686 This laser will slowly slice you in half, so 340 00:16:40,686 --> 00:16:42,606 it may sting a little. 341 00:16:45,886 --> 00:16:49,247 Sorry I can't stay and watch, but Ace and I have a future to 342 00:16:49,726 --> 00:16:54,047 think about, and we can't have our wedding until I get rid of 343 00:16:54,526 --> 00:16:57,166 Ace's biggest enemy, Sinestro. 344 00:17:07,839 --> 00:17:10,207 -Crazy Lenore's going to wipe out Wilhelm. 345 00:17:10,638 --> 00:17:11,119 -Wilhelm? 346 00:17:11,119 --> 00:17:11,598 What about me? 347 00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:12,558 I can't die now. 348 00:17:12,558 --> 00:17:15,646 I just got famous. 349 00:17:15,646 --> 00:17:17,087 -You're not famous, OK, Clover? 350 00:17:17,087 --> 00:17:20,927 So take off those stupid mirrored sunglasses. 351 00:17:20,927 --> 00:17:24,719 -Clover, deflect the beam with your glasses. 352 00:17:24,719 --> 00:17:25,679 -Have you lost it? 353 00:17:25,679 --> 00:17:28,159 These shades are way expensive. 354 00:17:28,159 --> 00:17:29,359 -Clover! 355 00:17:46,926 --> 00:17:49,806 -I love a spotlight as much as the next girl, but there's 356 00:17:49,806 --> 00:17:51,326 limits, you know. 357 00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:59,487 Tad Bailey, it is such an honor to be working with you. 358 00:17:59,487 --> 00:17:59,966 -Oh my gosh. 359 00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:01,407 Tad, are you OK? 360 00:18:01,886 --> 00:18:02,846 -I need a mirror. 361 00:18:02,846 --> 00:18:04,766 Did that helmet mess up my hair? 362 00:18:04,766 --> 00:18:06,207 -It's fine. 363 00:18:11,998 --> 00:18:12,958 -Now come on. 364 00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:14,878 We've got to save Wilhelm. 365 00:18:14,878 --> 00:18:15,838 -Save? 366 00:18:15,838 --> 00:18:16,798 As in, hero stuff? 367 00:18:17,279 --> 00:18:17,758 No way! 368 00:18:18,239 --> 00:18:19,006 My stuntman handles all that. 369 00:18:19,006 --> 00:18:21,886 Now seriously, I need a mirror. 370 00:18:25,726 --> 00:18:28,127 -Face facts, Vladimirina. 371 00:18:28,127 --> 00:18:31,486 Your precious Ace is lost in space. 372 00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:34,158 You must love me now. 373 00:18:34,158 --> 00:18:36,558 -Never, Sinestro. 374 00:18:36,558 --> 00:18:37,966 What's with the noise? 375 00:18:42,606 --> 00:18:46,958 -Vladimirina, I should have known you were a double agent. 376 00:18:46,958 --> 00:18:48,399 -Yo, what am I here? 377 00:18:48,399 --> 00:18:49,359 Method actor? 378 00:18:49,359 --> 00:18:51,327 -Um, what is going on? 379 00:18:51,327 --> 00:18:52,766 -What's going on? 380 00:18:52,766 --> 00:18:56,127 What's going on is that you are freezing the world, 381 00:18:56,606 --> 00:18:59,967 Sinestro, and I'm here to stop you. 382 00:19:00,446 --> 00:19:01,679 -She's crazy! 383 00:19:07,087 --> 00:19:07,326 -Wilhelm! 384 00:19:07,326 --> 00:19:08,478 Run! 385 00:19:12,799 --> 00:19:13,278 -Gwendolyn! 386 00:19:13,726 --> 00:19:14,686 How come you're still alive? 387 00:19:14,686 --> 00:19:15,646 -Um, I don't know. 388 00:19:16,127 --> 00:19:17,087 How come you're totally whacko? 389 00:19:45,999 --> 00:19:47,438 -[whimpering] 390 00:19:47,919 --> 00:19:49,839 LENORE (OFFSCREEN): This one is for Ace. 391 00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:54,606 -Lenore's got Wilhelm cornered. 392 00:19:54,878 --> 00:19:55,838 Come on! 393 00:19:59,678 --> 00:20:08,238 -[scream] 394 00:20:08,238 --> 00:20:09,198 -Hairspray. 395 00:20:09,198 --> 00:20:11,967 Mind if I spritz? 396 00:20:12,446 --> 00:20:15,199 -A tornado in a can of hairspray. 397 00:20:15,199 --> 00:20:16,159 Tad! 398 00:20:16,159 --> 00:20:19,006 Don't! 399 00:20:19,006 --> 00:20:33,758 -[scream] 400 00:20:33,758 --> 00:20:35,086 -Show's over, Lenore. 401 00:20:42,606 --> 00:20:46,158 -My valuable, valuable hair. 402 00:20:46,158 --> 00:20:49,518 -So since Tad's bald and Wilhelm quit, maybe Gwendolyn 403 00:20:49,518 --> 00:20:52,239 needs a bigger role. 404 00:20:52,239 --> 00:20:53,678 -Out! 405 00:20:59,919 --> 00:21:02,158 -So they wrote you off the show, huh? 406 00:21:02,638 --> 00:21:03,598 -Yeah. 407 00:21:03,598 --> 00:21:06,478 Gwendolyn Moon disappears in a freak waffle iron accident. 408 00:21:06,478 --> 00:21:08,398 -At least you're still auditioning for that 409 00:21:08,846 --> 00:21:09,726 commercial, right? 410 00:21:10,206 --> 00:21:11,166 -Mandy got the part. 411 00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:14,798 She's the next Happy Burger spokesmodel. 412 00:21:14,798 --> 00:21:15,758 -Sorry, Clover. 413 00:21:15,758 --> 00:21:18,159 You must be so bummed. 414 00:21:18,159 --> 00:21:20,238 -Well, I was but-- 415 00:21:20,238 --> 00:21:22,638 -Huh? 416 00:21:22,638 --> 00:21:24,078 -But they have to take it down. 417 00:21:24,078 --> 00:21:25,998 I look ridiculous. 418 00:21:25,998 --> 00:21:27,438 Well, I don't know. 419 00:21:27,438 --> 00:21:28,159 You're my agent. 420 00:21:28,446 --> 00:21:29,406 Make it happen! 421 00:21:29,406 --> 00:21:30,639 -Now that's entertainment. 28050

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