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THEME SONG: Here we go again on the road to be stars, and

then we'll shop.

So one, two, three, now, baby, here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go on a mission undercover,

and we're in control.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Totally Spies so get on with the show.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

-[gasps]

Agent Ace Rockson.

I thought I had dispatched you in the Andes.

-[chuckles]

It'll take more than a radioactive avalanche to get

rid of me, Vladimirina.

Now, hand over the microfilm.

-Take the stupid film, if that's all you care about.

-Oh, that ain't all, baby.

-And cut.

OK, people.

Take five.

OK!

[interposing voices]

-[gasp]

-You are so not on my diet, but you won't tell

anybody, will you?

[chomping]

-Sam!

Alex!

Shoes, half off.

-Cool!

[telephone ringing]

-[gasps]

Hello?

An audition?

Larry, that's faboo.

OK, kisses.

My agent.

-You have an agent?

For what?

-My acting career, silly.

I'm auditioning for a major level local commercial.

Say hello to the next Happy Burger spokesmodel.

-Not likely.

My agent says that part is mine.

-As if, Mandy.

-Face it, Clover.

I'm destined to be a superstar, and you're

destined to be you.

-[screams]

-It's just a matter of time before I'm on the cover of

"Entertainment

Hourly." -[gasps].

Tad Bailey is missing?

-[gasps]

-Jerry, big trouble.

-Total emergency.

-You've got to WOOHP us now.

-This is your total emergency?

WOOHP was founded to stop international crises, not to

hunt misplace heartthrobs.

-But Tad Bailey's not just any old heartthrob.

He's an international superstar, hence an

international crisis.

-Come on, Jerry.

-Please?

-Oh, very well.

[screams]

-There.

I've arranged for three undercover positions on the

set of this vapid soap opera.

Alex will assist with wardrobe.

Sam, you will be working as a caterer.

And Clover will pose as an actress on the show.

-[screams]

You got to me a part on "Days of Our Spies?" Jer,

this is my big break.

You should be my agent.

Do I have a big part?

Do I get to slap anybody?

-You're playing Unimportant Bystander Number Three.

-Big break?

That doesn't sound like a bump.

-OK Jer, we've got our cover.

Now let's talk gadgets.

-I think not.

This mission is not official WOOHP business.

I can't equip you with the usual expensive devices.

-Please?

-All right, all right.

You can take the jet pack backpacks, the genetic scan

hairbrush, and the tornado in a can of

hairspray, but that's all.

-Excuse me.

What about a vehicle?

If I'm going to be a superstar, I'll need a way

fancy ride.

-This fancy ride is all I can spare, the HEPCATT, Highly

Experimental Prototype Car for Technology Testing.

We use it to try out new gadgets.

Just be sure not to activate the on board Scram Jet.

It's never been successfully tested.

-So it's been tested unsuccessfully.

-[scream]

-Spy Command Central, Ace Rockson's secret headquarters.

This is so cool.

-We're not here for the tour, remember?

I'll search for the production offices.

Alex, talk to the crew.

Maybe they have some leads.

And Clover, see if you can--

-Hey!

I can't do spy stuff.

I've got lines to learn.

Hey!

I don't have any lines.

-You do now.

The girl we hired to play my new villain has just called in

ugly, so you're going to play Sinestro's daughter.

-[yelps]

-My plan is proceeding on schedule.

I, Sinestro, will freeze the world.

And with Agent Ace Rockson lost in outer space, no one

can stop me.

-You mean no one can stop us.

What's wrong, Sinestro?

Don't you recognize your own daughter?

That's right.

It is I, Gwendolyn Moon, your one and only child.

I just escaped from prison and--

-Marty, I'm thinking perhaps Sinestro

should explain all this.

I mean, she is my daughter, and with Tad gone, the

audience will naturally want to see more of me.

-Fine.

Sinestro gets Gwendolyn's lines.

And rolling.

-[gasps]

-So, any idea what happened to Tad?

-Sorry, hon.

I don't talk to the help.

-Huh?

-Learn anything?

-I totally know who did it, Wilhelm LaRue, that no talent

hack who plays Sinestro.

He was asking for a bigger role now that Tad is missing.

-So you think Wilhelm had him kidnapped?

-Well, he does play a bad guy, and he hogs the camera.

-Camera.

Of course.

I'll bet Tad's disappearance was caught on tape.

-The show wasn't taping when it happened.

-Maybe the TV cameras weren't taping, but I betcha this

little guy was.

-So all we have to do a search the surveillance database and

then--

-Sit back and enjoy the show.

-[yelling]

-Whoa.

Wilhelm has some fancy gizmos.

-I'm not so sure it was Wilhelm.

-Yeah, those gadgets were like something Jerry would

give us, spy stuff.

-[gasp]

-Let's go!

-According to the video, Tad was standing right here.

-Look!

Jelly from Tad's donut.

-Good idea.

We may need that as evidence.

-Evidence?

Try souvenir.

This jelly touched Tad Bailey's lips.

-Now this looks like evidence.

-An electroshock stun dart.

This is spy stuff.

-Which means Tad was kidnapped by some sort of evil spy

organization.

-But how do we find them?

-With this.

When the genetic scan hairbrush finds out who this

belongs to, we'll find out who we're after.

-Lenore Von Schram of Salzburg, Austria.

She must be one of the evil spies.

-Looks like we're going to Europe.

-But what about the show?

My big break?

Not like I had any lines left anyway.

-Ew!

I think somebody spilled soda back here.

-I cannot believe Jerry made us take this gross car all the

way to Europe.

-[scream]

-Lenore's last known address.

This must be the place.

The Compowder's picking up a lot of electronic activity.

-Well, it sure doesn't look like any evil spy

headquarters.

-That's just what they want us to think.

Now come on.

Let's take them by surprise.

-All right.

Everybody freeze!

-Hello?

-Huh?

-Hi.

Um, we're doing a survey of TV fans.

-An important survey.

-That's why we kicked your door in.

-And it explains why we're wearing these high tech survey

taker uniforms.

-So, um, first question.

Ever been to the "Days of Our Spies" set?

-Oh, yeah.

I just got back from my super neato visit to Hollywood.

I went on the most wonderful tour.

They gave me this fancy backstage pass, and I had my

picture made with Vladimirina.

I wanted a picture with Ace Rockson, but he disappeared.

I'm just worried sick about him.

Sit, sit.

Sit down.

I'll fix some tea and some muesli bars, and we can look

at my photos together.

-Um, thanks, but maybe some other time?

-Yeah.

We've got lots more people to survey.

Sorry to trouble you.

-Oh, no trouble.

No trouble at all.

Oh, Gwendolyn Moon was here, Sinestro's daughter.

She's up to no good.

But don't worry, Agent Rockson.

Lenore will take care of everything.

Oh now, now, please.

We agreed.

I had to kidnap you for your own good.

You're always in such danger.

I just know you'll be much safer here with me.

-[muffled shouting]

-And in time, I know you'll come to care for me just as

much as I care for you.

Who knows?

Maybe someday I'll be Mrs. Ace Rockson.

But first, I've got to get rid of Gwendolyn

and her little friends.

-I cannot believe I gave up my big break for this.

I mean, that lady was so not guilty.

-I know.

The Compowder must be broken.

It led us on a wild goose chase.

Now how are we going to find the evil spies

who kidnapped Tad?

ALEX (OFFSCREEN): I think they just found us!

[screaming]

-I'm on Tad's show, and now that they've got him, they're

coming after me.

Do you know what this means?

I'm famous, a superstar like Tad!

-Oh please.

-I can't get this up.

We've got to lose them.

-In this thing?

My blow dryer has a bigger engine.

-Then maybe it's time the scram jet had

a successful test.

-No!

[screaming]

ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Sorry!

[evil laughter]

-Evil spies aren't the only ones with fancy gizmos.

-Come on.

Let's find out who's in Clover's fan club.

-Where'd it go?

-Oh well, guess we're out of clues.

I'll just have to go on being a famous TV star until--

[gasp].

-Huh?

-Come on, Clover.

It's show time.

-This must be the evil spies' secret headquarters.

-Why do I feel like I've been here before?

-Look!

-Lenore?

-[gasp]

-[evil laughter]

-Hey!

What's going on?

-Wouldn't you like to know, Gwendolyn?

-The show.

That's why this place is familiar.

It's an exact replica of Ace Rockson's headquarters.

-And there's Agent Rockson.

-[muffled speech]

-Survey taker uniforms indeed.

Don't you think I know spies when I see them?

I will never let you and your minions

harm Agent Ace Rockson.

-OK, I'm not Gwendolyn.

My name's Clover.

-I think she thinks "Days of Our Spies" is real.

-Sounds like somebody's a few pages short of script.

-Jerry, we need help.

-I'm sorry, Samantha, but I've given you all the help I can.

-No, help, help.

We're kind of tied up.

-Yes, well, I'm tied up, too.

I'm sorry, girls, but whatever new emergency has arisen on

your soap opera, you'll just have to handle it yourselves.

-OK, that was just rude.

-It's not use calling Sinestro for help.

You'll be destroyed before--

-Stop!

Please, "Days of Our Spies" is just a TV show.

It's not real, OK?

I place Ace Rockson on TV.

I'm an actor, not a secret agent.

-Oh.

[tuts].

Oh, I am so sorry.

So, so sorry for you, Ace.

I don't know how, but that nasty Gwendolyn has

brainwashed you.

CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): The name is Clover!

-Don't worry, Ace, dear.

A few hours in my anti-brainwashing helmet, and

you'll soon remember just how much you love me.

And as for you three, my fish are ready for

an afternoon snack.

-[gasp]

-I know the piranhas weren't in your original spy command,

but I felt the place needed a woman's touch.

-You can't do this to us, to me!

-I'm not doing this to you, Gwendolyn.

Your punishment is much worse.

This laser will slowly slice you in half, so

it may sting a little.

Sorry I can't stay and watch, but Ace and I have a future to

think about, and we can't have our wedding until I get rid of

Ace's biggest enemy, Sinestro.

-Crazy Lenore's going to wipe out Wilhelm.

-Wilhelm?

What about me?

I can't die now.

I just got famous.

-You're not famous, OK, Clover?

So take off those stupid mirrored sunglasses.

-Clover, deflect the beam with your glasses.

-Have you lost it?

These shades are way expensive.

-Clover!

-I love a spotlight as much as the next girl, but there's

limits, you know.

Tad Bailey, it is such an honor to be working with you.

-Oh my gosh.

Tad, are you OK?

-I need a mirror.

Did that helmet mess up my hair?

-It's fine.

-Now come on.

We've got to save Wilhelm.

-Save?

As in, hero stuff?

No way!

My stuntman handles all that.

Now seriously, I need a mirror.

-Face facts, Vladimirina.

Your precious Ace is lost in space.

You must love me now.

-Never, Sinestro.

What's with the noise?

-Vladimirina, I should have known you were a double agent.

-Yo, what am I here?

Method actor?

-Um, what is going on?

-What's going on?

What's going on is that you are freezing the world,

Sinestro, and I'm here to stop you.

-She's crazy!

-Wilhelm!

Run!

-Gwendolyn!

How come you're still alive?

-Um, I don't know.

How come you're totally whacko?

-[whimpering]

LENORE (OFFSCREEN): This one is for Ace.

-Lenore's got Wilhelm cornered.

Come on!

-[scream]

-Hairspray.

Mind if I spritz?

-A tornado in a can of hairspray.

Tad!

Don't!

-[scream]

-Show's over, Lenore.

-My valuable, valuable hair.

-So since Tad's bald and Wilhelm quit, maybe Gwendolyn

needs a bigger role.

-Out!

-So they wrote you off the show, huh?

-Yeah.

Gwendolyn Moon disappears in a freak waffle iron accident.

-At least you're still auditioning for that

commercial, right?

-Mandy got the part.

She's the next Happy Burger spokesmodel.

-Sorry, Clover.

You must be so bummed.

-Well, I was but--

-Huh?

-But they have to take it down.

I look ridiculous.

Well, I don't know.

You're my agent.

Make it happen!

-Now that's entertainment.