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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,807 --> 00:00:05,248 THEME SONG: Here we go, we're getting on the 2 00:00:05,248 --> 00:00:07,168 road till we stop. 3 00:00:07,168 --> 00:00:08,607 And then we'll shop. 4 00:00:08,607 --> 00:00:14,528 So 1, 2, 3 now, baby, here we go. 5 00:00:14,528 --> 00:00:19,488 Here we go, here we go, on a mission undercover and we're 6 00:00:19,967 --> 00:00:20,448 in control. 7 00:00:20,927 --> 00:00:23,807 Here we go, here we go. 8 00:00:23,807 --> 00:00:26,479 We're totally spies, get on with the show. 9 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:31,247 Here we go, here we go, here we go. 10 00:01:16,528 --> 00:01:20,159 -So, the nitrogen compound generates the friction causing 11 00:01:20,159 --> 00:01:22,879 the disposal of unwanted organisms. 12 00:01:22,879 --> 00:01:23,999 -Wow. 13 00:01:23,999 --> 00:01:24,959 -Exactly. 14 00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:25,919 Water oscillating waste. 15 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:28,799 It's really great to be paired with someone so smart, Sam. 16 00:01:28,799 --> 00:01:30,207 -[sigh] 17 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:35,919 -[panting] 18 00:01:45,359 --> 00:01:46,127 [cheering] 19 00:01:46,127 --> 00:01:47,087 -Way to go, David! 20 00:01:47,087 --> 00:01:49,759 -Excellent hand off, Alex. 21 00:01:49,759 --> 00:01:53,039 -[sigh] 22 00:01:53,039 --> 00:01:54,959 -Oh, speak again, bright angel. 23 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:58,528 For thou art as glorious to this night, being o'er my head 24 00:01:58,528 --> 00:02:00,400 as a winged messenger of heaven. 25 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:02,799 -Oh, David, David. 26 00:02:02,799 --> 00:02:04,719 Wherefore art thou, David? 27 00:02:04,719 --> 00:02:07,520 Deny thy father and refuse thy name. 28 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:11,760 Or if that will not, be but sworn my love. 29 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:13,199 -That was great, Clover. 30 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:15,119 So full of emotion. 31 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:18,959 But the character's name is Romeo, not David. 32 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:21,279 Shall we go through it again? 33 00:02:21,279 --> 00:02:21,760 -[sigh] 34 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:23,199 Mm-hmm. 35 00:02:23,199 --> 00:02:24,159 -Guess what? 36 00:02:24,159 --> 00:02:27,039 I'm in love. 37 00:02:27,039 --> 00:02:29,440 He's new. 38 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:30,879 -He's gorgeous. 39 00:02:30,879 --> 00:02:31,839 -He's a genius. 40 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:35,087 -He's an awesome athlete. 41 00:02:35,087 --> 00:02:37,359 [laughter] 42 00:02:37,359 --> 00:02:39,279 -For a second I thought we were talking 43 00:02:39,279 --> 00:02:40,239 about the same guy. 44 00:02:40,239 --> 00:02:42,240 -Hi Alex, Clover, Sam. 45 00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:47,919 -Hi David. 46 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:53,679 -Wait, why are you two looking at my true love that way? 47 00:02:53,679 --> 00:02:54,639 -Your true love? 48 00:02:54,639 --> 00:02:56,559 David's the guy I was talking about. 49 00:02:56,559 --> 00:02:58,848 -Well I inspire him intellectually. 50 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:00,160 -Whatever. 51 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:03,039 We've practically held hands in track and field. 52 00:03:03,039 --> 00:03:06,879 -Alex, Sam, look at you two competing over a guy. 53 00:03:06,879 --> 00:03:09,120 When he obviously likes me. 54 00:03:09,408 --> 00:03:10,639 -We'll see about that. 55 00:03:10,639 --> 00:03:11,599 -Yeah. 56 00:03:11,599 --> 00:03:13,519 All's fair in love and-- 57 00:03:13,519 --> 00:03:18,447 [screaming] 58 00:03:18,768 --> 00:03:20,207 -Girls, we have a rather peculiar 59 00:03:20,688 --> 00:03:21,648 situation on our hands. 60 00:03:21,648 --> 00:03:25,087 A single country is dominating the Winter Olympics. 61 00:03:25,087 --> 00:03:26,527 -Let me get this straight. 62 00:03:26,527 --> 00:03:29,807 You pulled us away from David because of some silly games? 63 00:03:29,807 --> 00:03:32,639 -The Olympics are not just games, Clover. 64 00:03:32,639 --> 00:03:33,887 Nor are they silly. 65 00:03:34,159 --> 00:03:35,119 -That's right. 66 00:03:35,119 --> 00:03:37,039 They're a wonderful international sporting event 67 00:03:37,039 --> 00:03:39,439 that celebrates the spirit of competition. 68 00:03:39,919 --> 00:03:41,359 Something David and I could appreciate. 69 00:03:41,839 --> 00:03:45,199 -Alex, when will you realize there is no competition? 70 00:03:45,199 --> 00:03:46,127 -Ugh. 71 00:03:46,127 --> 00:03:48,047 -Girls, focus. 72 00:03:48,047 --> 00:03:51,408 Here's the team dominating speed skating and ice hockey. 73 00:03:51,887 --> 00:03:53,328 And again in the biathlon. 74 00:03:53,328 --> 00:03:55,648 In fact, they've swept all the events thus far. 75 00:03:55,648 --> 00:03:57,487 -And the weird part is? 76 00:03:57,487 --> 00:04:00,767 -The odds of a single team winning every medal in every 77 00:04:00,767 --> 00:04:02,160 event are quite minuscule. 78 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:04,559 Not to mention the fact that the team excelling in winter 79 00:04:04,559 --> 00:04:07,327 sports is from tropical Zanzibar. 80 00:04:07,327 --> 00:04:11,087 -So someone's doing something, we just don't know who or 81 00:04:11,087 --> 00:04:11,568 what? 82 00:04:11,568 --> 00:04:12,928 -Exactly. 83 00:04:12,928 --> 00:04:15,727 Now please help yourself to the digit decoder credit card 84 00:04:15,727 --> 00:04:18,607 enhanced with a razor sharp swiping edge, bracelet 85 00:04:18,607 --> 00:04:21,968 handcuffs, heat sensor 6000 infrared motion detector 86 00:04:21,968 --> 00:04:26,768 sunglasses, just sticky enough gloves, and awful boots all 87 00:04:27,247 --> 00:04:30,287 weather fleece, ultra light. 88 00:04:30,768 --> 00:04:32,207 -Completely hideous. 89 00:04:32,207 --> 00:04:33,648 -Totally your style Sam. 90 00:04:33,648 --> 00:04:34,608 Hope David likes them. 91 00:04:34,927 --> 00:04:37,647 -This mission is too perfect. 92 00:04:37,647 --> 00:04:39,839 I'll go undercover as one of the athletes. 93 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:43,040 -Oh, so you can tell David you were in the Olympics? 94 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:44,000 Forget it. 95 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:45,439 -Yeah, forget it. 96 00:04:45,439 --> 00:04:47,840 Besides, I'm the only one here who has any business wearing a 97 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:49,327 form fitting microfiber. 98 00:04:51,199 --> 00:04:52,079 -Alex. 99 00:04:52,079 --> 00:04:52,559 -Thanks, Jer. 100 00:04:53,039 --> 00:04:54,479 I knew you'd see it my way. 101 00:04:54,479 --> 00:04:56,879 -You will go undercover as a reporter. 102 00:04:56,879 --> 00:04:59,759 Sam, you'll go undercover as a trainer, and Clover, you will 103 00:04:59,759 --> 00:05:01,679 be a bobsledder. 104 00:05:01,679 --> 00:05:02,687 -[gasp] 105 00:05:02,687 --> 00:05:04,607 But that's a burly person sport. 106 00:05:05,087 --> 00:05:05,567 I'm-- 107 00:05:05,567 --> 00:05:06,527 I'm dainty. 108 00:05:06,527 --> 00:05:07,487 -Don't be so modest, Clover. 109 00:05:07,839 --> 00:05:10,080 Your thighs are stronger than anyone's I know. 110 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:12,079 [pig squealing] 111 00:05:12,079 --> 00:05:13,279 -Cheerio, girls. 112 00:05:28,479 --> 00:05:30,399 -They look like normal athletes to me. 113 00:05:30,399 --> 00:05:32,319 -Oh, well then, case closed. 114 00:05:32,319 --> 00:05:34,239 Let's tell Jerry and go home. 115 00:05:34,239 --> 00:05:36,639 -Insults won't solve this case and the sooner we solve it, 116 00:05:37,119 --> 00:05:39,999 the sooner I can return to my true love. 117 00:05:39,999 --> 00:05:40,959 -Shopping? 118 00:05:42,768 --> 00:05:43,728 -That's it. 119 00:05:43,728 --> 00:05:46,127 I'm officially in need of some alone time. 120 00:05:46,127 --> 00:05:47,087 -Fine by me. 121 00:05:47,087 --> 00:05:48,447 -I second the motion. 122 00:05:51,279 --> 00:05:54,767 -I'm at the Zanzibar ski jump and everything appears normal. 123 00:05:54,767 --> 00:05:57,647 I need to look for something unusual, out of 124 00:05:57,647 --> 00:06:00,079 the ordinary, bizarre. 125 00:06:00,079 --> 00:06:01,519 [buzzing] 126 00:06:07,359 --> 00:06:08,799 [crowd gasping] 127 00:06:08,799 --> 00:06:10,048 -That'll do. 128 00:06:15,119 --> 00:06:17,919 -[gasp] 129 00:06:17,919 --> 00:06:18,719 -Huh? 130 00:06:18,719 --> 00:06:20,479 Whoa. 131 00:06:20,479 --> 00:06:21,919 -That was some jump. 132 00:06:22,399 --> 00:06:23,839 Mind if I get an interview? 133 00:06:23,839 --> 00:06:25,279 -Not at all. 134 00:06:25,279 --> 00:06:27,199 Man, I must have been going faster than I thought. 135 00:06:27,199 --> 00:06:29,119 -Either that or you've been pumping a little 136 00:06:29,119 --> 00:06:30,720 too much iron lately. 137 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:32,640 -Actually, I don't work out. 138 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:33,119 -Don't work out? 139 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:34,560 But how can that be? 140 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:35,999 You're an Olympic athlete. 141 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:37,440 -I just have really good coaching. 142 00:06:37,919 --> 00:06:39,360 I'd better get fitted for another uniform 143 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:40,799 before my next jump. 144 00:06:58,047 --> 00:07:00,480 -[gasp] 145 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:04,479 OK, nothing unusual here. 146 00:07:04,479 --> 00:07:06,559 [screams] 147 00:07:06,559 --> 00:07:08,639 Except maybe that. 148 00:07:08,639 --> 00:07:09,599 -Ow! 149 00:07:09,599 --> 00:07:12,159 Ow, ooh, cramp! 150 00:07:12,159 --> 00:07:13,119 Ugh. 151 00:07:15,519 --> 00:07:16,959 -Wow, you're incredible. 152 00:07:17,439 --> 00:07:18,879 You must practice a lot, huh? 153 00:07:18,879 --> 00:07:19,839 -Not really. 154 00:07:19,839 --> 00:07:21,919 -Then how did you get so good? 155 00:07:21,919 --> 00:07:23,359 -I have a great coach. 156 00:07:23,359 --> 00:07:26,239 In fact, he taught us this routine just yesterday and I 157 00:07:26,239 --> 00:07:27,679 was scared I wouldn't have it memorized. 158 00:07:27,679 --> 00:07:31,759 But he promised everything would be fine and it is. 159 00:07:32,047 --> 00:07:35,119 -Ooh, you're totally knotted up. 160 00:07:35,487 --> 00:07:35,887 [gasp] 161 00:07:35,887 --> 00:07:37,887 -What's wrong? 162 00:07:38,367 --> 00:07:38,847 -Nothing. 163 00:07:38,847 --> 00:07:40,287 Um, how do you feel now? 164 00:07:40,287 --> 00:07:41,727 -Much better. 165 00:07:42,207 --> 00:07:42,879 The kink's gone. 166 00:07:51,279 --> 00:07:55,279 -Right, like I belong in this husky crowd. 167 00:07:55,279 --> 00:07:57,279 -[sneezes] 168 00:07:57,279 --> 00:07:58,719 -Oh, that's attractive. 169 00:07:58,719 --> 00:08:02,079 Mental note, send Olympic team hankies. 170 00:08:02,079 --> 00:08:04,607 -[groans] 171 00:08:04,607 --> 00:08:05,919 -What is that? 172 00:08:08,047 --> 00:08:09,359 Yuck! 173 00:08:09,359 --> 00:08:10,319 Gross! 174 00:08:10,319 --> 00:08:13,407 That is not your everyday sneeze. 175 00:08:13,407 --> 00:08:14,367 -There you are. 176 00:08:14,367 --> 00:08:15,327 We've been waiting for his replacement. 177 00:08:15,327 --> 00:08:15,807 Let's go. 178 00:08:15,807 --> 00:08:16,287 We're up. 179 00:08:16,767 --> 00:08:17,727 -Oh, no. 180 00:08:17,727 --> 00:08:18,687 No, no, there must be some misunderstanding. 181 00:08:18,687 --> 00:08:21,087 I'm just here to observe. 182 00:08:21,567 --> 00:08:22,527 Really? 183 00:08:22,527 --> 00:08:24,527 I haven't done this before, and I'm just an intern. 184 00:08:24,527 --> 00:08:25,967 -Coach wouldn't steer us wrong. 185 00:08:26,447 --> 00:08:28,367 If you're here it's because he knows you're ready. 186 00:08:28,367 --> 00:08:28,847 -No! 187 00:08:28,847 --> 00:08:31,087 I swear! 188 00:08:31,407 --> 00:08:32,767 [buzzing] 189 00:08:39,167 --> 00:08:48,719 -[screaming] 190 00:08:48,719 --> 00:08:49,679 OK! 191 00:08:49,679 --> 00:08:51,999 Thanks for the ride, now let me off! 192 00:08:59,199 --> 00:09:00,719 [cheering] 193 00:09:03,519 --> 00:09:06,367 -Yeah, all right! 194 00:09:06,367 --> 00:09:08,287 Hey, we beat the record by 7 seconds. 195 00:09:08,287 --> 00:09:10,207 I told you coach knows what he's doing. 196 00:09:10,207 --> 00:09:12,607 With his guidance we're unstoppable. 197 00:09:13,087 --> 00:09:14,047 -Yay coach. 198 00:09:21,167 --> 00:09:21,647 -Alex, Sam, 199 00:09:22,127 --> 00:09:23,087 -Clover, Alex. 200 00:09:23,087 --> 00:09:24,687 -Sam, Clover. 201 00:09:24,687 --> 00:09:27,087 -Well, something weird is definitely going on. 202 00:09:27,087 --> 00:09:28,527 But I don't think the athletes are cheating. 203 00:09:29,007 --> 00:09:29,807 -I don't know. 204 00:09:29,807 --> 00:09:31,727 Take a look at this. 205 00:09:31,727 --> 00:09:32,639 -What is it? 206 00:09:32,639 --> 00:09:34,527 -Something from a bobsledder's nose. 207 00:09:34,527 --> 00:09:35,967 [screaming] 208 00:09:36,447 --> 00:09:36,927 -Gross. 209 00:09:37,407 --> 00:09:38,367 You must have been really undercover 210 00:09:38,847 --> 00:09:39,807 for him not to notice. 211 00:09:40,287 --> 00:09:41,727 -I didn't take it from his nose. 212 00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:43,487 He sneezed it out. 213 00:09:43,487 --> 00:09:44,479 -Ew. 214 00:09:44,479 --> 00:09:45,919 -I'll send it to Jerry for analysis. 215 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:48,799 Other than this, all I got was that the bobsled team really 216 00:09:48,799 --> 00:09:49,759 likes their coach. 217 00:09:49,759 --> 00:09:52,639 -Yeah, the ski jumper said the same thing. 218 00:09:53,119 --> 00:09:55,039 -So did Mira, the figure skater. 219 00:09:55,039 --> 00:09:56,559 -Well this is one coach I'd like to meet. 220 00:09:57,039 --> 00:09:57,999 -Good idea. 221 00:09:57,999 --> 00:09:59,759 Let's see what we can find out about him first. 222 00:09:59,759 --> 00:10:04,079 [laughter] 223 00:10:04,079 --> 00:10:05,519 -[sneezes] 224 00:10:05,519 --> 00:10:08,399 -Way to ruin our stealthy approach, Clover. 225 00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:10,639 -It's not my fault I'm allergic to daffodils. 226 00:10:17,999 --> 00:10:18,959 -Memento. 227 00:10:18,959 --> 00:10:20,319 For David. 228 00:10:31,967 --> 00:10:33,039 -[gasp] 229 00:10:33,039 --> 00:10:33,999 Look at this. 230 00:10:33,999 --> 00:10:34,959 It's amazing. 231 00:10:35,439 --> 00:10:37,038 I mean, I brought six bags for the weekend and this guy fits 232 00:10:37,519 --> 00:10:39,839 an entire lab in one bag. 233 00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:42,719 -Why such complex charts on the athletes? 234 00:10:42,719 --> 00:10:46,719 -It's all about their biology, chemistry, and DNA. 235 00:10:47,199 --> 00:10:50,127 [phone ringing] 236 00:10:50,127 --> 00:10:51,999 -Hey Jer, what do you have? 237 00:10:51,999 --> 00:10:52,927 -Interesting development, girls. 238 00:10:53,406 --> 00:10:55,807 The bug you sent is a synthetic microorganism that's 239 00:10:56,286 --> 00:10:57,246 undetectable by testing. 240 00:10:57,727 --> 00:11:00,126 Once inside the body, it releases not only performance 241 00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:03,487 enhancing hormones, but it downloads knowledge as well. 242 00:11:03,487 --> 00:11:05,886 -So no one need ever train again. 243 00:11:06,319 --> 00:11:07,199 -Precisely. 244 00:11:07,199 --> 00:11:09,726 -I guess that's how Mira knew her routine. 245 00:11:09,726 --> 00:11:10,686 Ha! 246 00:11:10,686 --> 00:11:11,167 I knew they were cheating. 247 00:11:11,167 --> 00:11:12,287 -[screaming] 248 00:11:12,287 --> 00:11:13,807 -What's the matter? 249 00:11:18,239 --> 00:11:19,199 -[screaming] 250 00:11:19,199 --> 00:11:20,639 -Jerry, there's a whole colony of those bugs. 251 00:11:20,639 --> 00:11:22,559 Enough to engineer an entire Olympic 252 00:11:22,559 --> 00:11:24,927 team of super athletes. 253 00:11:25,247 --> 00:11:27,887 [gasp] 254 00:11:27,887 --> 00:11:29,327 Gotta go. 255 00:11:29,327 --> 00:11:31,279 Quick, hide in the closet. 256 00:11:35,359 --> 00:11:36,159 -Huh? 257 00:11:36,159 --> 00:11:36,767 -Mira. 258 00:11:36,767 --> 00:11:38,207 -The figure skater? 259 00:11:38,207 --> 00:11:39,167 -Yeah. 260 00:11:39,167 --> 00:11:41,567 Only something's majorly wrong with her. 261 00:11:42,047 --> 00:11:44,367 We got to do something. 262 00:11:44,367 --> 00:11:45,567 And soon. 263 00:11:48,527 --> 00:11:50,687 -Looks like she's shutting down. 264 00:11:50,687 --> 00:11:51,359 -Grr. 265 00:11:51,359 --> 00:11:51,807 -Shh. 266 00:11:51,807 --> 00:11:53,247 -[laughter] 267 00:11:53,727 --> 00:11:56,079 Yeah, I guess I haven't worked all the bugs 268 00:11:56,079 --> 00:11:57,887 out of my bugs yet. 269 00:11:58,159 --> 00:11:58,447 -[scoffs] 270 00:11:58,927 --> 00:11:59,967 -Shh. 271 00:12:00,447 --> 00:12:03,327 -Too much exposure eventually causes the opposite effect. 272 00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:04,767 Aw. 273 00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:07,647 It's almost sad to see my first guinea pig go. 274 00:12:07,647 --> 00:12:10,399 -She's a human being, you cheater. 275 00:12:10,399 --> 00:12:12,207 Guys, you were supposed to shush me! 276 00:12:12,207 --> 00:12:14,927 -So much for hanging around here. 277 00:12:14,927 --> 00:12:16,447 -[screaming] 278 00:12:19,966 --> 00:12:21,407 -Just sticky enough? 279 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:23,487 More like too sticky. 280 00:12:23,487 --> 00:12:24,447 -Get them! 281 00:12:24,447 --> 00:12:25,407 Find out who they are. 282 00:12:40,079 --> 00:12:42,527 -First floor, lingerie. 283 00:12:42,527 --> 00:12:44,959 Aw. 284 00:12:44,959 --> 00:12:45,919 [screaming] 285 00:12:45,919 --> 00:12:46,846 -That could have gone better. 286 00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:53,599 -What are we going to do now? 287 00:12:57,119 --> 00:12:58,079 -Yee-haw! 288 00:13:00,126 --> 00:13:02,527 -I knew Mira would never cheat on purpose. 289 00:13:02,527 --> 00:13:05,886 We gotta fill Jerry in and get back to the hotel so we can 290 00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:07,247 figure out how to help her. 291 00:13:10,927 --> 00:13:12,367 -Not so fast. 292 00:13:12,367 --> 00:13:15,887 [screaming] 293 00:13:15,887 --> 00:13:18,287 -You think my interest in winter sports is just a 294 00:13:18,287 --> 00:13:19,727 passing fancy? 295 00:13:19,727 --> 00:13:22,607 I was a trained skier for the '68 Olympics. 296 00:13:22,607 --> 00:13:24,078 You can't outrun me on the slopes. 297 00:13:24,078 --> 00:13:25,887 -Bring it on, gramps. 298 00:13:29,038 --> 00:13:31,758 -Yeah! 299 00:13:31,758 --> 00:13:35,167 [screaming] 300 00:13:35,167 --> 00:13:36,527 OK, that's embarrassing. 301 00:13:40,958 --> 00:13:50,046 -[screaming] 302 00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:51,327 Whoa! 303 00:13:56,447 --> 00:13:58,367 Two out of three? 304 00:13:58,367 --> 00:14:02,207 -Yeah, everyone laughed at me in '68 when I said I was going 305 00:14:02,207 --> 00:14:05,566 to take home the gold for Zanzibar in the winter games. 306 00:14:05,566 --> 00:14:07,919 OK, so I was a little optimistic back then. 307 00:14:07,919 --> 00:14:11,278 But now, thanks to the microchip bug, my super 308 00:14:11,278 --> 00:14:13,167 athletes are dominating. 309 00:14:13,167 --> 00:14:14,127 -At what cost? 310 00:14:14,127 --> 00:14:17,407 You're putting innocent lives at stake. 311 00:14:17,407 --> 00:14:18,798 -Everyone's a critic. 312 00:14:18,798 --> 00:14:21,486 If you want to see your friends again, you'll take 313 00:14:21,967 --> 00:14:24,206 Mira's place and win the gold. 314 00:14:24,206 --> 00:14:24,687 -Me? 315 00:14:25,166 --> 00:14:26,126 But I can't even skate. 316 00:14:26,607 --> 00:14:29,118 I mean, I know I have the grace of figure skater, but-- 317 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:31,438 -Haven't you been listening to my athletes? 318 00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:33,198 All you need is good coaching. 319 00:14:33,198 --> 00:14:37,119 I'll feed you all the information you need. 320 00:14:37,119 --> 00:14:38,079 -No thanks. 321 00:14:38,079 --> 00:14:41,119 I'm really not very hungry. 322 00:14:41,119 --> 00:14:42,239 -Not a problem. 323 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,199 -You'll need strength and agility as well. 324 00:14:53,999 --> 00:14:56,398 -My dogs are trained to continue until they get the 325 00:14:56,398 --> 00:14:57,358 command from me to stop. 326 00:14:57,358 --> 00:14:58,847 -And your point is? 327 00:14:59,326 --> 00:15:01,727 -If you don't win the competition, this is going to 328 00:15:01,727 --> 00:15:02,847 be a one way trip. 329 00:15:02,847 --> 00:15:05,519 You'll never see your little friends again. 330 00:15:05,967 --> 00:15:06,927 Mush! 331 00:15:06,927 --> 00:15:09,199 [dogs barking] 332 00:15:09,678 --> 00:15:11,167 [screaming] 333 00:15:16,687 --> 00:15:18,126 -Whoa! 334 00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:19,086 Stop! 335 00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:20,046 Halt! 336 00:15:20,046 --> 00:15:21,758 -Look, a fire hydrant! 337 00:15:21,758 --> 00:15:24,159 Man, they really are well trained. 338 00:15:24,159 --> 00:15:27,518 Now why can't the coach use that talent with the athletes 339 00:15:27,518 --> 00:15:30,446 instead of those creepy bug thingies? 340 00:15:30,446 --> 00:15:31,406 -Hmm. 341 00:15:31,406 --> 00:15:34,479 Alex, get the digit decoder credit card. 342 00:15:34,479 --> 00:15:36,879 It's in my pocket. 343 00:15:36,879 --> 00:15:39,279 -OK, but I don't understand how you can be thinking about 344 00:15:39,759 --> 00:15:41,199 shopping at a time like this. 345 00:15:41,678 --> 00:15:42,159 -I'm not. 346 00:15:42,638 --> 00:15:44,079 I'm trying to cut the rope. 347 00:15:44,079 --> 00:15:44,927 -Oh. 348 00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:50,799 [screaming] 349 00:15:57,919 --> 00:15:58,846 -Whoa! 350 00:16:02,399 --> 00:16:04,687 -That'll work. 351 00:16:04,687 --> 00:16:07,086 -Did you say something? 352 00:16:07,086 --> 00:16:08,079 [screaming] 353 00:16:15,807 --> 00:16:17,246 -[inaudible] 354 00:16:23,327 --> 00:16:24,766 -Thanks, Alex. 355 00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:27,438 You really are a good athlete. 356 00:16:27,438 --> 00:16:28,398 Don't! 357 00:16:28,398 --> 00:16:29,358 You'll crack the ice! 358 00:16:29,839 --> 00:16:30,799 -Are you saying I'm fat? 359 00:16:31,278 --> 00:16:31,759 -No. 360 00:16:31,759 --> 00:16:32,719 Simple math. 361 00:16:33,198 --> 00:16:35,118 We need to disperse our weight so the ice 362 00:16:35,118 --> 00:16:36,686 doesn't crack again. 363 00:16:36,686 --> 00:16:37,646 -Oh. 364 00:16:37,646 --> 00:16:38,127 Right. 365 00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:39,407 Good thinking, Sam. 366 00:16:39,886 --> 00:16:40,846 -We have to hurry. 367 00:16:40,846 --> 00:16:42,766 Clover's life depends on us. 368 00:16:42,766 --> 00:16:43,726 And Mira's. 369 00:16:44,207 --> 00:16:46,127 -I just hope we find an antidote in time. 370 00:16:46,127 --> 00:16:48,239 Or some sort of bug zapper. 371 00:16:48,239 --> 00:16:49,678 -Wait a minute. 372 00:16:49,678 --> 00:16:52,079 Clover said the bobsledder sneezed his out. 373 00:16:52,558 --> 00:16:55,119 We just have to make them sneeze. 374 00:16:55,119 --> 00:16:56,079 -I'll get Mira. 375 00:16:56,079 --> 00:16:57,487 You go to Clover. 376 00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:03,966 -You know, these boots aren't so awful after all. 377 00:17:09,199 --> 00:17:13,087 -Zanzibar is up next in the pairs figure skating 378 00:17:13,087 --> 00:17:15,167 competition. 379 00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:19,998 -Maybe I shouldn't have given you three bugs. 380 00:17:20,398 --> 00:17:21,166 -You think? 381 00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:23,567 Shouldn't I know the routine by now? 382 00:17:26,718 --> 00:17:27,726 [cheering] 383 00:17:28,207 --> 00:17:29,967 -No, seriously, I don't know what to do. 384 00:17:29,967 --> 00:17:31,327 Just give me a hint. 385 00:17:31,327 --> 00:17:33,246 I mean, you turn, skate forward, backward, flips, 386 00:17:33,246 --> 00:17:34,206 slapshot, what? 387 00:17:34,686 --> 00:17:35,646 -Coach wouldn't put you out here if you didn't 388 00:17:36,126 --> 00:17:37,518 know what to do. 389 00:17:37,518 --> 00:17:38,478 -Ow. 390 00:17:38,478 --> 00:17:39,919 Cramp. 391 00:17:42,126 --> 00:17:43,407 [cheering] 392 00:17:43,886 --> 00:17:44,367 -Hello! 393 00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:47,007 My arms are connected. 394 00:17:47,007 --> 00:17:49,519 I don't know how to-- 395 00:17:49,998 --> 00:17:52,207 whoa! 396 00:17:52,207 --> 00:17:55,247 Hey, wow, I do know how to do that. 397 00:17:55,726 --> 00:17:57,246 [cheering] 398 00:18:10,078 --> 00:18:12,367 -Mira? 399 00:18:12,367 --> 00:18:13,918 -[groans] 400 00:18:19,487 --> 00:18:27,279 -[sneezes] 401 00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:28,718 Ah! 402 00:18:31,886 --> 00:18:34,287 -[sneezes] 403 00:18:34,766 --> 00:18:36,686 What-- what is that? 404 00:18:36,686 --> 00:18:37,887 -Long story. 405 00:18:37,887 --> 00:18:38,799 Are you feeling OK? 406 00:18:39,278 --> 00:18:40,238 -Much better. 407 00:18:40,238 --> 00:18:41,679 Who are you really? 408 00:18:41,679 --> 00:18:42,639 -Longer story. 409 00:18:42,639 --> 00:18:44,159 I'll tell you on the way to the competition. 410 00:18:50,559 --> 00:18:51,679 -Wow. 411 00:18:58,126 --> 00:18:59,086 -What's going on? 412 00:18:59,086 --> 00:19:06,479 -[speaking foreign language] 413 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:07,806 -Stop skating so fast. 414 00:19:07,806 --> 00:19:08,766 -I can't. 415 00:19:08,766 --> 00:19:10,238 I'm too good. 416 00:19:25,246 --> 00:19:27,166 -Where'd you learn to fight like that? 417 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,086 We could use you on our boxing team. 418 00:19:29,086 --> 00:19:31,358 -If you like that one, you're going to love this. 419 00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:43,358 -Yeah. 420 00:19:43,358 --> 00:19:44,798 That was [inaudible]. 421 00:19:47,759 --> 00:19:49,198 -Yeah! 422 00:19:49,679 --> 00:19:51,118 This way, Clover. 423 00:19:51,118 --> 00:19:52,559 -Daffodils? 424 00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:53,406 I-- 425 00:19:53,406 --> 00:19:54,239 I-- 426 00:19:54,606 --> 00:19:55,518 [sneezes] 427 00:19:55,999 --> 00:19:57,438 I [sneezes] 428 00:19:57,438 --> 00:19:59,839 am allergic to daffodils. 429 00:20:00,318 --> 00:20:05,118 [sneezes] 430 00:20:05,118 --> 00:20:07,998 -Didn't your mom ever teach you that cheaters only cheat 431 00:20:08,479 --> 00:20:10,447 themselves? 432 00:20:10,926 --> 00:20:11,886 -[sneezes] 433 00:20:11,886 --> 00:20:13,806 -We should probably explain to the judges. 434 00:20:14,287 --> 00:20:14,766 -No need. 435 00:20:15,199 --> 00:20:16,559 Already taken care of. 436 00:20:16,559 --> 00:20:17,038 -[sneezing] 437 00:20:17,327 --> 00:20:18,079 [laughter] 438 00:20:18,558 --> 00:20:20,366 -Thank you so much for helping me. 439 00:20:20,366 --> 00:20:21,806 -It's what we do. 440 00:20:26,078 --> 00:20:29,438 -It's so great that Mira and her partner won the gold fair 441 00:20:29,438 --> 00:20:29,918 and square. 442 00:20:29,918 --> 00:20:30,398 -Yeah. 443 00:20:30,398 --> 00:20:31,358 No tricks. 444 00:20:31,358 --> 00:20:32,318 The way it should be. 445 00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:34,206 -Good sports all the way. 446 00:20:34,206 --> 00:20:36,158 -Hi Clover, Sam, Alex. 447 00:20:36,158 --> 00:20:38,447 -Hi, David. 448 00:20:38,447 --> 00:20:40,606 -David, you can't keep us waiting forever. 449 00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:42,526 We need to know which one of us you like. 450 00:20:42,526 --> 00:20:43,486 -What do you mean? 451 00:20:43,486 --> 00:20:44,446 I like all of you. 452 00:20:44,446 --> 00:20:45,406 -No, no, no, no. 453 00:20:45,406 --> 00:20:47,087 Which of us do you-- 454 00:20:47,087 --> 00:20:48,766 do you know, like, like? 455 00:20:49,246 --> 00:20:49,726 -Oh. 456 00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:51,758 -We want you to pick one of us. 457 00:20:52,239 --> 00:20:55,119 -You don't just pick a girl like a product off a shelf. 458 00:20:55,119 --> 00:20:56,079 -We don't mind. 459 00:20:56,079 --> 00:20:56,479 Really, go ahead. 460 00:20:56,479 --> 00:20:57,806 Tell them it's me. 461 00:20:57,806 --> 00:21:00,206 -Clover, Alex, Sam, please. 462 00:21:00,206 --> 00:21:01,646 You're all really great. 463 00:21:01,646 --> 00:21:03,518 I can't possibly choose between you. 464 00:21:03,998 --> 00:21:04,958 I'm sorry. 465 00:21:06,958 --> 00:21:08,878 -Did you see that? 466 00:21:08,878 --> 00:21:12,238 He was looking right at me. 467 00:21:12,718 --> 00:21:13,678 -OK, this is crazy. 468 00:21:13,678 --> 00:21:15,598 We said we weren't going to do this. 469 00:21:16,078 --> 00:21:16,558 -Right. 470 00:21:17,038 --> 00:21:18,878 Good sportsmanship and all that. 471 00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:21,886 -And besides, he was staring into my eyes. 472 00:21:25,166 --> 00:21:26,126 -Yeah right. 473 00:21:26,447 --> 00:21:27,726 He was so checking me out. 474 00:21:27,726 --> 00:21:28,686 -You're both delusional. 475 00:21:29,167 --> 00:21:30,606 It's me he wants. 476 00:21:30,606 --> 00:21:32,047 [laughter] 30683

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