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THEME SONG: Here we go, we're getting on the

road till we stop.

And then we'll shop.

So 1, 2, 3 now, baby, here we go.

Here we go, here we go, on a mission undercover and we're

in control.

Here we go, here we go.

We're totally spies, get on with the show.

Here we go, here we go, here we go.

-So, the nitrogen compound generates the friction causing

the disposal of unwanted organisms.

-Wow.

-Exactly.

Water oscillating waste.

It's really great to be paired with someone so smart, Sam.

-[sigh]

-[panting]

[cheering]

-Way to go, David!

-Excellent hand off, Alex.

-[sigh]

-Oh, speak again, bright angel.

For thou art as glorious to this night, being o'er my head

as a winged messenger of heaven.

-Oh, David, David.

Wherefore art thou, David?

Deny thy father and refuse thy name.

Or if that will not, be but sworn my love.

-That was great, Clover.

So full of emotion.

But the character's name is Romeo, not David.

Shall we go through it again?

-[sigh]

Mm-hmm.

-Guess what?

I'm in love.

He's new.

-He's gorgeous.

-He's a genius.

-He's an awesome athlete.

[laughter]

-For a second I thought we were talking

about the same guy.

-Hi Alex, Clover, Sam.

-Hi David.

-Wait, why are you two looking at my true love that way?

-Your true love?

David's the guy I was talking about.

-Well I inspire him intellectually.

-Whatever.

We've practically held hands in track and field.

-Alex, Sam, look at you two competing over a guy.

When he obviously likes me.

-We'll see about that.

-Yeah.

All's fair in love and--

[screaming]

-Girls, we have a rather peculiar

situation on our hands.

A single country is dominating the Winter Olympics.

-Let me get this straight.

You pulled us away from David because of some silly games?

-The Olympics are not just games, Clover.

Nor are they silly.

-That's right.

They're a wonderful international sporting event

that celebrates the spirit of competition.

Something David and I could appreciate.

-Alex, when will you realize there is no competition?

-Ugh.

-Girls, focus.

Here's the team dominating speed skating and ice hockey.

And again in the biathlon.

In fact, they've swept all the events thus far.

-And the weird part is?

-The odds of a single team winning every medal in every

event are quite minuscule.

Not to mention the fact that the team excelling in winter

sports is from tropical Zanzibar.

-So someone's doing something, we just don't know who or

what?

-Exactly.

Now please help yourself to the digit decoder credit card

enhanced with a razor sharp swiping edge, bracelet

handcuffs, heat sensor 6000 infrared motion detector

sunglasses, just sticky enough gloves, and awful boots all

weather fleece, ultra light.

-Completely hideous.

-Totally your style Sam.

Hope David likes them.

-This mission is too perfect.

I'll go undercover as one of the athletes.

-Oh, so you can tell David you were in the Olympics?

Forget it.

-Yeah, forget it.

Besides, I'm the only one here who has any business wearing a

form fitting microfiber.

-Alex.

-Thanks, Jer.

I knew you'd see it my way.

-You will go undercover as a reporter.

Sam, you'll go undercover as a trainer, and Clover, you will

be a bobsledder.

-[gasp]

But that's a burly person sport.

I'm--

I'm dainty.

-Don't be so modest, Clover.

Your thighs are stronger than anyone's I know.

[pig squealing]

-Cheerio, girls.

-They look like normal athletes to me.

-Oh, well then, case closed.

Let's tell Jerry and go home.

-Insults won't solve this case and the sooner we solve it,

the sooner I can return to my true love.

-Shopping?

-That's it.

I'm officially in need of some alone time.

-Fine by me.

-I second the motion.

-I'm at the Zanzibar ski jump and everything appears normal.

I need to look for something unusual, out of

the ordinary, bizarre.

[buzzing]

[crowd gasping]

-That'll do.

-[gasp]

-Huh?

Whoa.

-That was some jump.

Mind if I get an interview?

-Not at all.

Man, I must have been going faster than I thought.

-Either that or you've been pumping a little

too much iron lately.

-Actually, I don't work out.

-Don't work out?

But how can that be?

You're an Olympic athlete.

-I just have really good coaching.

I'd better get fitted for another uniform

before my next jump.

-[gasp]

OK, nothing unusual here.

[screams]

Except maybe that.

-Ow!

Ow, ooh, cramp!

Ugh.

-Wow, you're incredible.

You must practice a lot, huh?

-Not really.

-Then how did you get so good?

-I have a great coach.

In fact, he taught us this routine just yesterday and I

was scared I wouldn't have it memorized.

But he promised everything would be fine and it is.

-Ooh, you're totally knotted up.

[gasp]

-What's wrong?

-Nothing.

Um, how do you feel now?

-Much better.

The kink's gone.

-Right, like I belong in this husky crowd.

-[sneezes]

-Oh, that's attractive.

Mental note, send Olympic team hankies.

-[groans]

-What is that?

Yuck!

Gross!

That is not your everyday sneeze.

-There you are.

We've been waiting for his replacement.

Let's go.

We're up.

-Oh, no.

No, no, there must be some misunderstanding.

I'm just here to observe.

Really?

I haven't done this before, and I'm just an intern.

-Coach wouldn't steer us wrong.

If you're here it's because he knows you're ready.

-No!

I swear!

[buzzing]

-[screaming]

OK!

Thanks for the ride, now let me off!

[cheering]

-Yeah, all right!

Hey, we beat the record by 7 seconds.

I told you coach knows what he's doing.

With his guidance we're unstoppable.

-Yay coach.

-Alex, Sam,

-Clover, Alex.

-Sam, Clover.

-Well, something weird is definitely going on.

But I don't think the athletes are cheating.

-I don't know.

Take a look at this.

-What is it?

-Something from a bobsledder's nose.

[screaming]

-Gross.

You must have been really undercover

for him not to notice.

-I didn't take it from his nose.

He sneezed it out.

-Ew.

-I'll send it to Jerry for analysis.

Other than this, all I got was that the bobsled team really

likes their coach.

-Yeah, the ski jumper said the same thing.

-So did Mira, the figure skater.

-Well this is one coach I'd like to meet.

-Good idea.

Let's see what we can find out about him first.

[laughter]

-[sneezes]

-Way to ruin our stealthy approach, Clover.

-It's not my fault I'm allergic to daffodils.

-Memento.

For David.

-[gasp]

Look at this.

It's amazing.

I mean, I brought six bags for the weekend and this guy fits

an entire lab in one bag.

-Why such complex charts on the athletes?

-It's all about their biology, chemistry, and DNA.

[phone ringing]

-Hey Jer, what do you have?

-Interesting development, girls.

The bug you sent is a synthetic microorganism that's

undetectable by testing.

Once inside the body, it releases not only performance

enhancing hormones, but it downloads knowledge as well.

-So no one need ever train again.

-Precisely.

-I guess that's how Mira knew her routine.

Ha!

I knew they were cheating.

-[screaming]

-What's the matter?

-[screaming]

-Jerry, there's a whole colony of those bugs.

Enough to engineer an entire Olympic

team of super athletes.

[gasp]

Gotta go.

Quick, hide in the closet.

-Huh?

-Mira.

-The figure skater?

-Yeah.

Only something's majorly wrong with her.

We got to do something.

And soon.

-Looks like she's shutting down.

-Grr.

-Shh.

-[laughter]

Yeah, I guess I haven't worked all the bugs

out of my bugs yet.

-[scoffs]

-Shh.

-Too much exposure eventually causes the opposite effect.

Aw.

It's almost sad to see my first guinea pig go.

-She's a human being, you cheater.

Guys, you were supposed to shush me!

-So much for hanging around here.

-[screaming]

-Just sticky enough?

More like too sticky.

-Get them!

Find out who they are.

-First floor, lingerie.

Aw.

[screaming]

-That could have gone better.

-What are we going to do now?

-Yee-haw!

-I knew Mira would never cheat on purpose.

We gotta fill Jerry in and get back to the hotel so we can

figure out how to help her.

-Not so fast.

[screaming]

-You think my interest in winter sports is just a

passing fancy?

I was a trained skier for the '68 Olympics.

You can't outrun me on the slopes.

-Bring it on, gramps.

-Yeah!

[screaming]

OK, that's embarrassing.

-[screaming]

Whoa!

Two out of three?

-Yeah, everyone laughed at me in '68 when I said I was going

to take home the gold for Zanzibar in the winter games.

OK, so I was a little optimistic back then.

But now, thanks to the microchip bug, my super

athletes are dominating.

-At what cost?

You're putting innocent lives at stake.

-Everyone's a critic.

If you want to see your friends again, you'll take

Mira's place and win the gold.

-Me?

But I can't even skate.

I mean, I know I have the grace of figure skater, but--

-Haven't you been listening to my athletes?

All you need is good coaching.

I'll feed you all the information you need.

-No thanks.

I'm really not very hungry.

-Not a problem.

-You'll need strength and agility as well.

-My dogs are trained to continue until they get the

command from me to stop.

-And your point is?

-If you don't win the competition, this is going to

be a one way trip.

You'll never see your little friends again.

Mush!

[dogs barking]

[screaming]

-Whoa!

Stop!

Halt!

-Look, a fire hydrant!

Man, they really are well trained.

Now why can't the coach use that talent with the athletes

instead of those creepy bug thingies?

-Hmm.

Alex, get the digit decoder credit card.

It's in my pocket.

-OK, but I don't understand how you can be thinking about

shopping at a time like this.

-I'm not.

I'm trying to cut the rope.

-Oh.

[screaming]

-Whoa!

-That'll work.

-Did you say something?

[screaming]

-[inaudible]

-Thanks, Alex.

You really are a good athlete.

Don't!

You'll crack the ice!

-Are you saying I'm fat?

-No.

Simple math.

We need to disperse our weight so the ice

doesn't crack again.

-Oh.

Right.

Good thinking, Sam.

-We have to hurry.

Clover's life depends on us.

And Mira's.

-I just hope we find an antidote in time.

Or some sort of bug zapper.

-Wait a minute.

Clover said the bobsledder sneezed his out.

We just have to make them sneeze.

-I'll get Mira.

You go to Clover.

-You know, these boots aren't so awful after all.

-Zanzibar is up next in the pairs figure skating

competition.

-Maybe I shouldn't have given you three bugs.

-You think?

Shouldn't I know the routine by now?

[cheering]

-No, seriously, I don't know what to do.

Just give me a hint.

I mean, you turn, skate forward, backward, flips,

slapshot, what?

-Coach wouldn't put you out here if you didn't

know what to do.

-Ow.

Cramp.

[cheering]

-Hello!

My arms are connected.

I don't know how to--

whoa!

Hey, wow, I do know how to do that.

[cheering]

-Mira?

-[groans]

-[sneezes]

Ah!

-[sneezes]

What-- what is that?

-Long story.

Are you feeling OK?

-Much better.

Who are you really?

-Longer story.

I'll tell you on the way to the competition.

-Wow.

-What's going on?

-[speaking foreign language]

-Stop skating so fast.

-I can't.

I'm too good.

-Where'd you learn to fight like that?

We could use you on our boxing team.

-If you like that one, you're going to love this.

-Yeah.

That was [inaudible].

-Yeah!

This way, Clover.

-Daffodils?

I--

I--

[sneezes]

I [sneezes]

am allergic to daffodils.

[sneezes]

-Didn't your mom ever teach you that cheaters only cheat

themselves?

-[sneezes]

-We should probably explain to the judges.

-No need.

Already taken care of.

-[sneezing]

[laughter]

-Thank you so much for helping me.

-It's what we do.

-It's so great that Mira and her partner won the gold fair

and square.

-Yeah.

No tricks.

The way it should be.

-Good sports all the way.

-Hi Clover, Sam, Alex.

-Hi, David.

-David, you can't keep us waiting forever.

We need to know which one of us you like.

-What do you mean?

I like all of you.

-No, no, no, no.

Which of us do you--

do you know, like, like?

-Oh.

-We want you to pick one of us.

-You don't just pick a girl like a product off a shelf.

-We don't mind.

Really, go ahead.

Tell them it's me.

-Clover, Alex, Sam, please.

You're all really great.

I can't possibly choose between you.

I'm sorry.

-Did you see that?

He was looking right at me.

-OK, this is crazy.

We said we weren't going to do this.

-Right.

Good sportsmanship and all that.

-And besides, he was staring into my eyes.

-Yeah right.

He was so checking me out.

-You're both delusional.

It's me he wants.

[laughter]