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THEME SONG: Here we go, we're
getting on the road till we
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stop, and then we'll shop.
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So one, two, three, now baby,
here we go, go, go!
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Here we go!
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Here we go!
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On a mission, undercover,
and we're in control.
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Here we go!
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Here we go!
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Totally Spies, get
on with the show.
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Here we go!
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Here we go!
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Here we go!
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[tires screeching]
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-Why are we stopping?
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I need to get to the set!
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-What the--
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ahh!
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Ahhhhhh!
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[school bell ringing]
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-I wonder what all the
excitement's about?
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-Beats me.
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-Hello, clueless people.
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Our yearbooks came out today.
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-Hey, that's right!
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-Now, let's see.
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Where's the page that announces
to one and all that
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yours truly has been voted the
most popular at Beverly High?
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-Oh no!
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This is terrible!
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-What is it, Mandy?
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-Only the biggest disaster
ever to hit Beverly High!
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-It says that Sam's been
voted most popular!
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-Huh?
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-Uh!
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Well, there's obviously
been some mistake.
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Everyone knows that I am the
most popular girl in school.
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-Why would everyone
vote for me?
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-Duh!
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Because you're smart and funny
and totally cool, Sammy.
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-That's why we want to hang
out with you this weekend.
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-You do?
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-Of course.
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We just love surrounding
ourselves with popularity.
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Ciao!
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-(AGGRAVATED) Oooo!
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That's it!
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I am going to put a stop to
this madness right away.
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I demand a recount!
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-OK, this is officially weird.
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-I got these for you.
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-Oh, thanks, Arnold.
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You shouldn't have.
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-But you deserve them,
Miss Popular.
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-Hey, Sam, would you
sign our yearbooks?
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-Me, too!
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-And me!
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[shouting]
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-Uh, maybe later, guys.
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Right now I've got
stuff to do.
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Important stuff.
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Bye!
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-Ahhhh!
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-Sammy, this is the
janitor's closet.
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-Yeah. what important thing
could we possibly
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have to do in here?
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-Hide.
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-Sam, I realize that your new
found celeb status may be a
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bit overwhelming, but
trust me, you can't
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run from the limelight.
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You've got to embrace it!
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Now let's get back out there
and meet your fans.
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JERRY (OFFSCREEN):
Not so fast.
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-Ahhhhh!
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-For once I'm actually happy
to hear from Jerry!
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-Girls, I'm afraid I have
some terrible news.
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Julia Hastings and Dirk Johnson,
the world's top box
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office movie stars, have been
mysteriously abducted.
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[gasps]
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-OK, I take it back.
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-So how did it happen?
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-In broad daylight, actually,
which is particularly odd.
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-That is odd.
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I thought stars only
tanned indoors
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under artificial sunlight.
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-Do we have any suspects,
Jerry?
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-None at all.
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That's why W.O.O.H.P would
like you girls to go
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undercover and keep an eye
on Brock Williams.
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Since he's the third biggest box
office star, we suspect he
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may be the next target.
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-Wow!
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-No way!
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Brock Williams is totally
hunkalicious!
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-Yes.
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I'm glad you're enthusiastic,
but remember, this is a very
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high-profile person.
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Discretion is key.
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We don't want the media
finding out.
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-Relax, Jer, we're totally
professionals.
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[squeals]
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Oh my gosh!
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Those are so cute!
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-They're called rocket
fuel mules.
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-There called fabulous!
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And I call dibs.
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-Yes.
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We also have breath easy, go
anywhere air masks, hoop
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earring communicators, banana
clip boomerangs, and that old
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standby, the jet pack backpack,
filled with a few
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low key disguises.
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-Thanks, Jer, whatever.
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We'll take it from here.
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-OK, so why am I the
gardener again?
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-Because the maid outfit matches
my new shoes, and
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you're a terrible cook.
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-Gee, thanks.
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-You're welcome.
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Now let's do like Jer said and
keep our eyes on Brock.
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-Right!
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-Oh, man!
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This place is so sweet!
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-That's because it's Brock
Williams's bedroom.
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And, look!
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He has a waterbed!
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Yee haa!
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-Clover, we're supposed to be
investigating, remember?
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You know, looking for things
out of the ordinary.
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-Do these count?
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-Hey, put those back!
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-Girls, you might want
to check this out.
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-Hello, handsome.
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-Actually, I was talking
about him.
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-That must be the abductor.
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Come on, Spies, we've
got to stop him!
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-No time like the present.
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-Hi ya!
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I'll teach you to abduct very
important and very attractive
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celebrities!
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-What the--
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-Whoa!
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-Don't worry, Brock.
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Camo boy's stalking
days are over.
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-That's "Mr. Williams" to you.
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And your so-called stalker
is a highly respected
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photographer.
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I don't appreciate my hired
help attacking the media.
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-I'm not your hired help.
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I'm a domestic engineer.
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Besides, I was just trying
to protect you.
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-From what?
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Ending up on the cover
of some fabulous,
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high-profile magazine?
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-Oh, I wouldn't worry
about that.
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My camera's completely ruined.
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You'll be hearing
from my lawyer!
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-Look, I'm really sorry.
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-Yes, whatever.
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Just get back to work,
all of you.
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-You OK, Clover?
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-I'm fine.
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But [inaudible] is so over.
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-I don't blame you.
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Brock just went from
hunkalicious to jerkarific.
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[music playing]
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-Ahhhh!
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-Did you just hear that?
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-Loud and clear.
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Let's go!
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-Huh?
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-We've got to do something!
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-Quick, the breath easy,
go anywhere air masks!
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-They're getting away!
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-Not for long!
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-Hey, where'd they go?
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-Ahh!
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-Great.
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Now what do we do?
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-We borrow that.
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-Huh?
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Hey!
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-Don't worry, we'll return it!
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-Whoa!
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-Ahhhhh!
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-Abandon ski!
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-Oh well, at least
we have this.
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-What is it?
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-I'm not sure.
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I saw the abductor drop
it in the tunnel.
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-We better send it
to W.O.O.H.P.
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-That's a good idea.
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So what's the update, Spies?
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-Unfortunately, we just
lost Brock, Jer.
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-Oh, dear.
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Well, we better get you home.
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I'll send a chopper
toot sweet.
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-Good.
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I could use some rest.
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-Actually, I have another
assignment for you.
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Amber Stone, another big box
office star, is having a
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premiere tonight in Hollywood.
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One of you must pretend to be
Amber and bait our elusive
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villain so the other two can
move in and stop him.
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-Well, obviously I should
play the part of Amber.
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You know, being the most
dramatic one of the group.
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-Sorry, you're too tall.
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That's why W.O.O.H.P.
has chosen Alex as
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the celebrity decoy.
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-Alex!
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-Me?
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-We're pressing an Amber Stone
facial mask as we speak.
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Now in other celeb news, it
appears that Sam in her
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absence has been inundated
with fan mail.
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Seems you're quite the
overnight sensation.
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-Terrific.
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-Testing.
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Sam, are you there?
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-I'm here.
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Now remember, the bad guy used a
camera lens to abduct Brock.
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It could be any of the
paparazzi here.
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Keep your eyes peeled.
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-Oooo!
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Believe me, I'm keeping
my eyes peeled.
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-Here comes our starlet now.
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[fans shouting]
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-I just want to thank everyone
for supporting my new movie.
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This has been my most
challenging, rewarding role
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yet.
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-Oh!
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Overact much?
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That should be me down here.
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-I heard that, Clover.
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[dramatic music]
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-So far, no one's
taken the bait.
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-The kidnapper probably isn't
buying Alex's lame
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impersonation of Amber.
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-Ahhhh!
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-Guys, I don't want to be
a movie star anymore!
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Clover, you can play
Amber if you want!
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-Where's the beam coming from?
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-I can't tell.
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Keep an eye on Alex while
I figure it out.
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-Yaaaa!
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-Clover, it's coming from the
lens of the projector!
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-Ahhh!
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-Alex is hit!
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The ushers are taking her!
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-Why do all the cute ones
have to be bad guys?
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-Quick, grab him!
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-Heh heh.
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[sirens and helicopter]
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[beeping]
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-What happened?
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I feel like I just slept
in a cement mixer.
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-Not quite.
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It appears Marco Lumiere
used his experimental
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camera lens on you.
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-Marco Whomiere?
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-Marco Lumiere, a frustrated
experimental filmmaker who
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invented a camera lens which has
the ability to freeze its
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subjects in place.
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He lives on a secluded island
off the coast of South Africa.
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-It's a good bet that's where
he's taking Alex.
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-I've arranged for your
quick transport.
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Good luck, girls.
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-Just when you thought
W.O.O.H.P. technology couldn't
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get any worse.
267
00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:35,120
-I guess it's a good thing Alex
was abducted or there'd
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be even less room in here.
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-Oh, finally some leg room.
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Now, let's find Lumiere.
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-I think we already have.
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[gasps]
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00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,449
-That's him!
274
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,384
And there's Alex
and her stars.
275
00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:09,521
-You're all probably very
curious as to why you've been
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assembled here.
277
00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:12,223
-Not really, pal.
278
00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:14,526
We just want to get the
heck out of here.
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00:13:14,528 --> 00:13:17,695
My agent's probably worried
sick about me.
280
00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:18,763
-Aw, too bad.
281
00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:20,298
Well, I'm going to
tell you anyway.
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In the past, Hollywood
has been very
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dismissive of my work.
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00:13:24,538 --> 00:13:29,274
Now I plan on making a film they
won't be able to ignore,
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a film starring all of you.
286
00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:34,779
-I wouldn't star in your stupid
movie if you offered me
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top billing and all the
money in the world.
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-(LAUGHING) Trust me, this is
an offer you can't refuse.
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00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:44,722
-And if we do refuse?
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00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:46,157
-You have no choice.
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00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:49,594
This island is a giant movie
set, rigged with traps and
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explosives.
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And of course, cameras to
catch all the carnage.
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-Who knows?
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00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:01,773
If somehow you manage to
survive my blockbuster
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masterpiece, I might even
shoot a sequel.
297
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:09,614
-First Alex gets to play the
role clearly meant for me.
298
00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:11,382
Now she gets to be in a movie?
299
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,685
When do I get my big break?
300
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,186
-Earth to Clover.
301
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:18,556
Alex has been abducted and is
being forced to play a role.
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00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:21,259
-What's your point?
303
00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:23,261
-We've got to stop this
nut before he starts
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00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:24,629
shooting the movie.
305
00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:27,031
You distract the thugs while
I round up the actors.
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One, two--
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LUMIERE (OFFSCREEN): Action!
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[screaming]
309
00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:40,745
-Guess I'm back to just
playing myself.
310
00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:42,080
-Ahh!
311
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:43,248
Incoming!
312
00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:53,191
-Looks like I have an
imposter on my set.
313
00:14:58,197 --> 00:14:59,297
-Wait a second.
314
00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:00,732
You're not Amber!
315
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:01,699
-My name is Alex.
316
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:02,834
I'm here to save you.
317
00:15:02,836 --> 00:15:06,070
-Well, you can start
any time now.
318
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:07,005
[screaming]
319
00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,373
-Follow me!
320
00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:14,312
-Let's stay in here until
things die down.
321
00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:15,980
-Could you please not say
322
00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:20,752
the word "die?" [rumbling]
323
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:25,189
[screaming]
324
00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:26,424
-Nice work.
325
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,792
Keep it up!
326
00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:35,767
-This looks safe.
327
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,302
Let's hide in the saloon.
328
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,407
[horses neighing]
329
00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:43,574
-Look out!
330
00:15:47,579 --> 00:15:49,147
-Let's get out of here!
331
00:15:52,384 --> 00:15:54,852
-Who are these girls?
332
00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:56,020
They're not movie stars!
333
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,861
-Y'all come back and visit
real soon now.
334
00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:06,597
-Could you please keep a
lid on the one liners?
335
00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:07,966
-(LAUGHING) Sorry.
336
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:14,605
-Got to lose these losers!
337
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:16,774
-There's our ticket out!
338
00:16:22,414 --> 00:16:25,083
[screaming]
339
00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:29,253
-This is exactly why I
use a stunt double!
340
00:16:40,232 --> 00:16:42,767
-Those girls are good.
341
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:45,970
Looks like I found some fresh,
young talent to exploit.
342
00:17:00,085 --> 00:17:01,252
-Whoa!
343
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,561
-Oh no!
344
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:11,729
Do something!
345
00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:21,506
-This is really eerie,
but at least we
346
00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:22,874
lose Lumiere's cronies.
347
00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:29,013
-Wait a second.
348
00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:30,581
It's just a mechanized prop.
349
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:33,284
There's nothing to
be afraid of.
350
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,057
-Phew!
351
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:42,393
Props are getting so convincing
these days.
352
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,294
-Uh oh!
353
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:46,164
Some of his friends!
354
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:47,465
-Run!
355
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:48,833
Look out!
356
00:18:00,612 --> 00:18:03,448
-Never underestimate the power
of a good accessory.
357
00:18:08,554 --> 00:18:09,287
-Grab hold.
358
00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:10,922
I have a plan.
359
00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:20,531
-Looks like we're
in the clear.
360
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:24,001
-And I thought those
soldiers were bad!
361
00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:26,871
-Yeah, these guys look
twice as mean.
362
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:29,107
-Except for the part where
they're wearing revealing
363
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:30,341
miniskirts.
364
00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:32,543
-Normally when I'm surrounded
by a mob of crazed men,
365
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:33,978
they're trying to get
my autograph.
366
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:39,050
-Something tells me these
guys aren't fans.
367
00:18:39,052 --> 00:18:40,585
-What's going on!
368
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:51,262
-Ah!
369
00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:53,531
-Not so fast, Lumiere!
370
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:56,100
-No!
371
00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:57,268
-That is a wrap!
372
00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:06,410
-Excellent work, girls.
373
00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:07,645
-Yeah.
374
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,814
Thanks to you, we can get back
to being stars instead of
375
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,349
seeing stars.
376
00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:14,318
-If you ever want to consider a
career in movies, give us a
377
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,820
call.
378
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,889
-Oh, now that you mention it, as
a child, I always did fancy
379
00:19:17,891 --> 00:19:19,724
the thought of myself
on the big screen.
380
00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:21,726
Perhaps I'll take you
up on that offer.
381
00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:25,129
-Oh, too bad they don't make
silent movies anymore, Jer.
382
00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:31,869
[laughter]
383
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:33,237
-Ahhhh!
384
00:19:45,617 --> 00:19:50,688
-I don't know about you, but I
am so glad to finally be home.
385
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:51,489
-Totally.
386
00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:53,591
I've had it with celebrities.
387
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,660
[shouting]
388
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:57,962
-I think you've just enough
time to make it to the
389
00:19:57,964 --> 00:19:58,829
janitor's closet.
390
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:00,464
You know, if you run.
391
00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:01,766
-Attention, everyone.
392
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:05,036
I have a very important
announcement to make.
393
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:08,539
After recounting the official
ballots, I have found that
394
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,908
there was an error in
the tabulation.
395
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:18,416
As I suspected, I am the most
popular girl in school!
396
00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:18,883
-Wait!
397
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:19,717
Slow down!
398
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,052
I was just kidding!
399
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:23,154
Do not touch the Mandy.
400
00:20:23,156 --> 00:20:24,355
Ahhh!
401
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:26,424
-Think we should tell her about
the janitor's closet?
402
00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:29,427
-No way.
403
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:31,229
-Hey, where's Alex?
404
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:32,330
-I don't know.
405
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:33,764
Maybe she's out sick
or something.
406
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,032
-Weird.
407
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:36,534
I mean, you'd think she'd at
least have called one of us.
408
00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:39,670
[beeping]
409
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:41,439
-Help!
410
00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:42,773
Ahhh!
411
00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:44,275
-Alex?
412
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:46,277
-Don't bother.
413
00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:48,479
No one can help you now.
414
00:20:51,183 --> 00:21:01,292
(theme music)
415
00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:20,278
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