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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:06,905 THEME SONG: Here we go. 2 00:00:06,907 --> 00:00:09,775 We're getting on the road til we stop. 3 00:00:09,777 --> 00:00:11,510 And then we'll shop. 4 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:16,982 So one, two, three, now, baby, here we go, go, go. 5 00:00:16,984 --> 00:00:18,350 Here we go. 6 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:20,052 Here we go. 7 00:00:20,054 --> 00:00:23,122 On a mission undercover and we're in control. 8 00:00:23,124 --> 00:00:24,656 Here we go. 9 00:00:24,658 --> 00:00:26,325 Here we go. 10 00:00:26,327 --> 00:00:29,762 We're totally spies so get on with the show. 11 00:00:29,764 --> 00:00:30,729 Here we go. 12 00:00:30,731 --> 00:00:32,264 Here we go. 13 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:33,599 Here we go. 14 00:00:48,248 --> 00:00:50,816 -If you just tuned in, we're coming to you live from 15 00:00:50,818 --> 00:00:54,720 Niagara Falls, where someone is turning this national 16 00:00:54,722 --> 00:00:57,523 landmark into some kind of dangerous water park. 17 00:00:57,525 --> 00:00:59,625 What kind of sick mind would do this? 18 00:01:12,305 --> 00:01:13,639 -Come on, Sammy. 19 00:01:13,641 --> 00:01:15,674 Why don't you blade with us? 20 00:01:15,676 --> 00:01:17,076 -Yeah. 21 00:01:17,078 --> 00:01:18,610 It doesn't matter that you're a lame roller blader. 22 00:01:18,612 --> 00:01:22,281 You can still at least try to have some fun. 23 00:01:22,283 --> 00:01:24,083 -Ladies, and I quote-- 24 00:01:24,085 --> 00:01:26,552 "Excess time spent in recreational activities could 25 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:30,989 be better spent exercising the mind." 26 00:01:30,991 --> 00:01:32,724 -I got a quote for you. 27 00:01:32,726 --> 00:01:34,093 Go fish. 28 00:01:36,229 --> 00:01:38,363 Huh? 29 00:01:38,365 --> 00:01:39,531 -Well, well. 30 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:41,333 Look what we have here. 31 00:01:41,335 --> 00:01:43,268 Skaters and violators. 32 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:44,837 You know the rules, girls. 33 00:01:44,839 --> 00:01:48,907 No roller-blading and no littering. 34 00:01:48,909 --> 00:01:50,142 -Littering? 35 00:01:50,144 --> 00:01:51,443 I was making a wish and ran out of pennies! 36 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:53,679 -Save it for someone who cares. 37 00:01:53,681 --> 00:01:57,616 Thankfully, a model citizen alerted me to this situation. 38 00:01:57,618 --> 00:01:59,218 -It's them, Mr. Officer. 39 00:01:59,220 --> 00:02:02,888 If you want, I can identify each criminal in a line-up. 40 00:02:04,891 --> 00:02:07,259 -The only thing criminal here is your nasty 41 00:02:07,261 --> 00:02:09,495 haircut and faux nails. 42 00:02:09,497 --> 00:02:11,029 You can't believe anything she says. 43 00:02:11,031 --> 00:02:13,198 She's a notorious rumor spreader. 44 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:14,366 -Believe me, sir. 45 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:16,401 I know these girls all to well. 46 00:02:16,403 --> 00:02:18,904 They're repeat offenders and shouldn't be 47 00:02:18,906 --> 00:02:21,306 free to roam the mall. 48 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:22,474 -Now, now. 49 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:25,344 This poor young lady was merely doing a good deed. 50 00:02:25,346 --> 00:02:26,478 Here. 51 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:29,448 Good for 20% of anything in the mall. 52 00:02:29,450 --> 00:02:32,818 I'll be back with reinforcements. 53 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:33,652 -Great. 54 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:35,287 I didn't even do anything wrong. 55 00:02:35,289 --> 00:02:36,555 -Oh, that's right. 56 00:02:36,557 --> 00:02:39,057 You didn't do anything, Miss-- 57 00:02:39,059 --> 00:02:40,792 Miss Sam No Fun. 58 00:02:40,794 --> 00:02:41,860 Sam No Fun. 59 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:42,861 -Cut it out! 60 00:02:42,863 --> 00:02:44,930 Stop it right now! 61 00:02:44,932 --> 00:02:51,036 [screaming] 62 00:02:56,776 --> 00:02:58,010 -Afternoon, ladies. 63 00:02:58,012 --> 00:02:59,811 -You wouldn't have a blow-dryer in your back 64 00:02:59,813 --> 00:03:01,413 pocket, would you, Jer? 65 00:03:01,415 --> 00:03:02,548 -Sorry. 66 00:03:02,550 --> 00:03:04,049 Only white, terrycloth beach towels. 67 00:03:04,051 --> 00:03:06,919 But you can take one home as a souvenir after your mission. 68 00:03:06,921 --> 00:03:09,454 -You'll have to teach me that sometime. 69 00:03:09,456 --> 00:03:12,324 -Sure thing, right after you get something to wrap. 70 00:03:12,326 --> 00:03:14,159 -Now, we've uncovered something 71 00:03:14,161 --> 00:03:15,661 quite bizarre and troubling. 72 00:03:15,663 --> 00:03:18,230 It seems various world leaders have been creating dangerous 73 00:03:18,232 --> 00:03:20,165 thrill rides in their respective countries. 74 00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:21,733 -Thrill rides? 75 00:03:21,735 --> 00:03:24,403 -In Germany, the chancellor instructed removal of the 76 00:03:24,405 --> 00:03:25,470 lines on the Autobahn. 77 00:03:25,472 --> 00:03:27,206 He also added ramps. 78 00:03:27,208 --> 00:03:29,007 Driving has become a reckless, road 79 00:03:29,009 --> 00:03:30,576 raging, bumper-car speedway. 80 00:03:30,578 --> 00:03:33,478 In Malaysia, the Prime Minister has programmed that 81 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:39,051 the elevators of the Petronas Towers to drop 88 floors. 82 00:03:39,053 --> 00:03:41,653 Lastly, the Brazilian president ordered cables cut 83 00:03:41,655 --> 00:03:43,121 on the suspension bridge. 84 00:03:43,123 --> 00:03:45,724 Busloads of tourists were left dangling over crocodile 85 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:47,025 infested waters. 86 00:03:47,027 --> 00:03:49,595 -Why would world leaders convert safe national 87 00:03:49,597 --> 00:03:52,631 landmarks into major danger zones? 88 00:03:52,633 --> 00:03:54,866 -Frankly, that's what we need you to find out. 89 00:03:54,868 --> 00:03:57,469 the Emperor of Japan's wife is a former WOOHP agents. 90 00:03:57,471 --> 00:04:00,405 Through her, you can get direct access to her husband. 91 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:01,139 -Japan? 92 00:04:01,141 --> 00:04:03,208 That's like sushi central. 93 00:04:03,210 --> 00:04:03,942 Let's go. 94 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:05,911 -Uh, wait for the gadgets. 95 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:07,379 One digit decoder card. 96 00:04:07,381 --> 00:04:10,482 One can of Insta-freeze Back Off lip spray. 97 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:12,751 A pocket sized protecting lip spear. 98 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:14,453 The Just Sticky Enough glue gloves. 99 00:04:14,455 --> 00:04:18,123 The Mini Lint Vac Battery De-Charger, and CATS. 100 00:04:18,125 --> 00:04:18,991 -Cats? 101 00:04:18,993 --> 00:04:21,226 I'm more of a dog person. 102 00:04:21,228 --> 00:04:24,496 -It stands for Crystalline Airtight Trisect Shield. 103 00:04:24,498 --> 00:04:27,366 -As long as it's litter box trained. 104 00:04:27,368 --> 00:04:28,333 -Yes. 105 00:04:28,335 --> 00:04:29,501 Very amusing. 106 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:38,910 -Hey, do you guys think this bullet train has a 107 00:04:38,912 --> 00:04:40,879 sushi bar on it? 108 00:04:40,881 --> 00:04:42,347 Here, fishy fishy. 109 00:04:42,349 --> 00:04:45,851 -Let's just hope it takes us to the emperor's palace soon, 110 00:04:45,853 --> 00:04:47,052 like, to breathe again. 111 00:04:47,054 --> 00:04:50,122 -Can't you at least try to have fun, Sam? 112 00:04:50,124 --> 00:04:53,892 Where else can you experience a nice, smooth ride like this? 113 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:55,961 -During an earthquake? 114 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:59,898 [screams] 115 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:03,669 -Since when do public trains do loop-the-loops? 116 00:05:03,671 --> 00:05:07,072 -Can we just get out of here before I lose my sashimi? 117 00:05:07,074 --> 00:05:10,475 -This digit decoder card should do the trick. 118 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:11,610 [beeping] 119 00:05:11,612 --> 00:05:15,547 -I think we need a little more purchasing power. 120 00:05:15,549 --> 00:05:16,882 -Credit cards. 121 00:05:16,884 --> 00:05:18,984 Is there anything they can't do? 122 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:23,355 -Did we make it? 123 00:05:23,357 --> 00:05:24,456 -I think so. 124 00:05:24,458 --> 00:05:25,424 -Hey! 125 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:26,525 There's the Emperor's Palace. 126 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:31,596 -Huh? 127 00:05:31,598 --> 00:05:32,764 Who are the suits? 128 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:35,000 SAM (OFFSCREEN): Something tells me this isn't the 129 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:36,335 welcoming committee. 130 00:05:36,337 --> 00:05:38,904 -You are making one super-sized mistake, Mr. Scary 131 00:05:38,906 --> 00:05:40,305 Japanese Guard! 132 00:05:40,307 --> 00:05:43,041 I just learned a mean martial arts move in gym class. 133 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:52,551 [gasp] 134 00:05:52,553 --> 00:05:53,352 -Hold it. 135 00:05:53,354 --> 00:05:55,153 I'm Keiko, the emperor's wife. 136 00:05:55,155 --> 00:05:56,288 These are my guards. 137 00:05:56,290 --> 00:05:57,055 -Oopsie. 138 00:05:57,057 --> 00:05:58,390 -What do you know? 139 00:05:58,392 --> 00:06:01,093 This is the welcoming committee after all. 140 00:06:04,964 --> 00:06:06,765 KEIKO (OFFSCREEN): Jerry told me you'd be coming. 141 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:07,966 Come with me. 142 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:09,668 If you need anything, Mr. Katsu will be 143 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:12,537 happy to assist you. 144 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:13,805 -Uh, sorry, Katsu. 145 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:15,907 I never valet park the designer originals. 146 00:06:19,545 --> 00:06:21,880 -Hello, ladies. 147 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:24,316 -Hello, Mr. Emperor, Sir. 148 00:06:24,318 --> 00:06:25,550 Master of masters. 149 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:27,519 Ruler of the unworthy. 150 00:06:27,521 --> 00:06:29,388 -Goodbye, ladies. 151 00:06:29,390 --> 00:06:31,189 Goodbye. 152 00:06:31,191 --> 00:06:33,458 -OK, a man of few words? 153 00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:34,893 -Too few. 154 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:37,095 I get a feeling there's something he's not telling us. 155 00:06:37,097 --> 00:06:39,064 CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Well, then, what are we waiting for? 156 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:40,866 Let's get to the bottom of this. 157 00:06:47,273 --> 00:06:50,375 -An entire palace filled with neat stuff, and we're stuck in 158 00:06:50,377 --> 00:06:51,176 this bore-atorium. 159 00:06:51,178 --> 00:06:52,611 -Uh oh. 160 00:06:52,613 --> 00:06:53,745 Could be the emperor. 161 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,347 Get out your Just Sticky Enough gloves. 162 00:06:59,952 --> 00:07:02,554 -You're sure these gloves are sticky enough? 163 00:07:08,861 --> 00:07:11,163 -What's he doing with that battery? 164 00:07:11,165 --> 00:07:13,498 -It looks like he's charging himself. 165 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:17,469 -The repeated words, stiff hand gestures, the battery 166 00:07:17,471 --> 00:07:19,671 charger-- it's like he's some kind of 167 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:21,006 animatron or something. 168 00:07:21,008 --> 00:07:22,174 -Anima-what? 169 00:07:25,878 --> 00:07:26,812 -Uh-huh. 170 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:28,113 Just as I suspected. 171 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:29,815 The gloves weren't sticky enough. 172 00:07:29,817 --> 00:07:31,183 -Guards! 173 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:39,257 -Girls, in here! 174 00:07:39,259 --> 00:07:40,425 Quick! 175 00:07:43,029 --> 00:07:45,864 What was that all about? 176 00:07:45,866 --> 00:07:49,301 -I don't know how to say this, but we think the emperor has 177 00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:50,936 been replaced by an animatron. 178 00:07:50,938 --> 00:07:52,270 -Oh my. 179 00:07:52,272 --> 00:07:55,073 That would explain the emperor's bizarre behavior. 180 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:57,843 -Someone must have abducted the real emperor. 181 00:07:57,845 --> 00:07:59,511 -You girls must find my husband. 182 00:07:59,513 --> 00:08:00,946 He may be in great danger. 183 00:08:00,948 --> 00:08:03,014 -We'll do everything we can, Your Highness. 184 00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:06,384 -Whoever abducted the real emperor must be using a signal 185 00:08:06,386 --> 00:08:08,086 to control the animatronic emperor. 186 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:11,223 We just need a way to track the signal. 187 00:08:11,225 --> 00:08:11,923 -Wait-- 188 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:12,791 I've got it. 189 00:08:15,595 --> 00:08:16,828 -A compact? 190 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:18,730 -It's a gadget from my spy days. 191 00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:20,499 -That thing is anything but light. 192 00:08:20,501 --> 00:08:24,202 -A compact with a satellite dish-- a compactalite. 193 00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:26,838 -Regardless, it should track this signal. 194 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:31,877 You can borrow the family jet. 195 00:08:31,879 --> 00:08:33,211 It's very fast. 196 00:08:46,859 --> 00:08:49,361 [growling] 197 00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:50,095 -No! 198 00:08:50,097 --> 00:08:51,263 Not the shoes! 199 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:03,675 ALEX (OFFSCREEN): We've got to be getting close. 200 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:05,143 -Because the beeping's getting faster? 201 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:07,245 -Because I can't hold this thing anymore! 202 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:17,022 At least there aren't any long lines. 203 00:09:17,024 --> 00:09:19,457 [satellite beeping] 204 00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:21,192 -Check out these footprints. 205 00:09:21,194 --> 00:09:24,796 [satellite beeping] 206 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:29,267 That's The signal seems to be coming from beneath us. 207 00:09:33,005 --> 00:09:35,640 -Never did like merry go rounds. 208 00:09:35,642 --> 00:09:36,474 -OK. 209 00:09:36,476 --> 00:09:37,842 So which way is out? 210 00:09:37,844 --> 00:09:39,311 -Not that way. 211 00:09:39,313 --> 00:09:39,678 -Hi! 212 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:40,545 Um. 213 00:09:40,547 --> 00:09:43,415 We were just leaving. 214 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:45,917 -Sure you wouldn't rather just talk this out instead? 215 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:56,328 -Back off, robot breath! 216 00:09:56,330 --> 00:09:59,898 SAM (OFFSCREEN): One, two, three! 217 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:01,266 Cool! 218 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:08,039 -I've had it. 219 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:09,708 There aren't any emperors down here. 220 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:11,543 Just dirt and rats and-- 221 00:10:11,545 --> 00:10:15,246 [muffled voices] 222 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:16,615 -Irritable foreign men? 223 00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:20,085 -Locked. 224 00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:21,953 There's got to be a way in. 225 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:22,821 -Hmm. 226 00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:25,557 Let me try something. 227 00:10:25,559 --> 00:10:26,891 Now I get it. 228 00:10:26,893 --> 00:10:28,760 That martial arts move was for taking out doors, 229 00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:31,296 not Japanese guards. 230 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:32,764 -Whoa! 231 00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:34,032 There's got to be every world leader in the world here! 232 00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:36,368 -Oh, no, more bad guys? 233 00:10:36,370 --> 00:10:37,602 -Relax! 234 00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:38,637 We're the good spies. 235 00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:40,105 I've always wanted to say that. 236 00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:42,407 -Then you'd better untie us quickly, before that doctor 237 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:45,210 finishes his plan and makes us all mysteriously disappears. 238 00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:46,211 DR EISENSTEIN (OFFSCREEN): Sorry, girls, 239 00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:47,746 but the park is closed. 240 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:56,755 Hello, intruders. 241 00:10:58,758 --> 00:11:02,560 Welcome to my once secret laboratory. 242 00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:04,996 I am Dr. Eisenstein. 243 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,264 -Dr. Eisenstein? 244 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:07,766 DR EISENSTEIN (OFFSCREEN): Yeah, I know. 245 00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:11,102 With a name like Eisenstein, I knew I'd either have to be a 246 00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:13,738 genius or create a monster. 247 00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:16,141 I decided to do both. 248 00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:18,710 -So doc, why replace all the world's 249 00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:19,878 leaders with your robots? 250 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:22,347 To show off your hidden talent? 251 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:23,815 -Hardly. 252 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:25,750 I've been making animatrons since you were a little girl 253 00:11:25,752 --> 00:11:28,586 going to amusement parks just to have fun. 254 00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:31,589 -You mean Sam used to have fun? 255 00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:34,225 -Sam No Fun, Sam No Fun, Sam No Fun. 256 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:36,561 -My animatrons were the best. 257 00:11:36,563 --> 00:11:40,432 Then came this new invention-- video games! 258 00:11:40,434 --> 00:11:45,837 Now children would rather move around a plastic joystick than 259 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:48,339 see a lifelike swashbuckling pirate! 260 00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:49,874 [groans] 261 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:52,444 -So you thought you'd get back in the biz by kidnapping world 262 00:11:52,446 --> 00:11:55,046 leaders and replacing them with your machine men? 263 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,414 -No. 264 00:11:56,416 --> 00:12:00,051 I decided to get revenge by making my version of the 265 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,520 greatest rulers and programming them to build 266 00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:03,922 hazardous train rides. 267 00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:08,560 The world would be my personal amusement park until it 268 00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:11,162 inevitably destroys itself. 269 00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:11,963 -OK. 270 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:12,664 This guy puts the 271 00:12:12,666 --> 00:12:14,099 "reek" in "freak." -Yeah. 272 00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:17,936 That plan stinks even more than your average evil doctor 273 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:19,738 takes over the world plan. 274 00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:20,972 Look at me. 275 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:24,342 I've been having all the fun so far. 276 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:25,677 Don't worry, girls. 277 00:12:25,679 --> 00:12:29,147 I promise to make it up to you by letting you try my favorite 278 00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:30,315 ride in the park. 279 00:12:32,785 --> 00:12:36,054 Now allow me to explain how the ride works. 280 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:39,791 When the car you're in gets up to 15 rotations, the 281 00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:40,992 ride will blow up. 282 00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:44,395 In other words, after the explosion, my cotton candy 283 00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:48,967 will have more of a form than you girls. 284 00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:50,969 Oh, and remember to keep your hands and feet inside the 285 00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:51,936 vehicle at all times. 286 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:54,439 You wouldn't want to get hurt. 287 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:57,442 [maniacal laugher] 288 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:58,810 -Sarcastic much? 289 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:08,052 -We're at the fifth rotation already! 290 00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:09,320 -Don't worry! 291 00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:11,523 I'm sure we'll figure a way out of this soon. 292 00:13:11,525 --> 00:13:12,457 Any second now! 293 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:13,391 [beeping] 294 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:14,726 The lip spear! 295 00:13:14,728 --> 00:13:16,094 If only I could reach it. 296 00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,796 ALEX (OFFSCREEN): 13, 13, [inaudible]! 297 00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:19,164 -Got it! 298 00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:30,308 ALEX (OFFSCREEN): 14! 299 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,576 -Oops. 300 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:32,977 Guess we forgot to keep our hands and feet inside the 301 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,379 vehicle at all times. 302 00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:37,248 ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Where'd all the world leaders go? 303 00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:41,953 -Load them up, boys. 304 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:44,956 This train is already late for a date-- 305 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:47,192 with a bridge, that is. 306 00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:50,562 Now, which robot did I program to drive? 307 00:13:50,564 --> 00:13:51,930 -Driving them into the river? 308 00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:54,199 Like, how mysterious is that? 309 00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:56,034 SAM (OFFSCREEN): We've got catch that trailer. 310 00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:56,768 -But how? 311 00:13:56,770 --> 00:13:58,303 [honking] 312 00:13:58,305 --> 00:13:59,070 -Ha! 313 00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:00,338 CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Shotgun. 314 00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:04,375 They're getting away. 315 00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:06,945 Don't we have a gadget we can use to catch up to them? 316 00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:07,846 -Gadget? 317 00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:09,480 We don't need no stinking gadget. 318 00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:17,422 -Are you sure this is such a good idea? 319 00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:18,590 -No. 320 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:24,495 -Aah! 321 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,030 [shouting] 322 00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:33,071 How does this thing work? 323 00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:34,606 -Like this. 324 00:14:34,608 --> 00:14:37,876 We did it! 325 00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:39,944 [speaking foreign languages] 326 00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:42,947 -OK, what's with world leaders and their drab, grey suits? 327 00:14:42,949 --> 00:14:44,282 Would it kill them to throw a little 328 00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:46,284 white into their wardrobes? 329 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:47,452 -Don't worry. 330 00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:49,153 We're going to return you all to your countries. 331 00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:51,322 -Now all we have to do is return the leaders and 332 00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:54,325 deactivate the animatrons before Eisenstein realizes 333 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:55,693 he's lost his trailer. 334 00:15:02,534 --> 00:15:03,001 -First stop-- 335 00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:04,435 Malaysia. 336 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:06,771 -But how are we going to find the Malaysian animatron? 337 00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:10,108 -He turned the Petronas Towers elevators into a deadly ride 338 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,676 on the WOOHP tape Jerry showed us. 339 00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:13,044 -Then that's where we're headed. 340 00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:22,820 -OK, so how exactly does one go about 341 00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:24,055 deactivating an animatron? 342 00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:26,858 -This Mini Lint Vac Battery De-Charger should suck the 343 00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:28,092 life out of him. 344 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,261 The problem is, how do we get close enough? 345 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,429 -Hmm. 346 00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:44,175 Now I can get as close as I went to 347 00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:45,977 that phony prime minister. 348 00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:47,078 -Uh oh. 349 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,112 Jerry forgot to charge the battery. 350 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,314 How techno-lame. 351 00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:51,482 -Doesn't he know it's like a cell phone? 352 00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:53,251 No juice, no use. 353 00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:54,252 SAM (OFFSCREEN): That's it. 354 00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:55,053 -What's it? 355 00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:56,254 -Your cell phone. 356 00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:57,956 We can use the power from that. 357 00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,123 Here, give it to me. 358 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:02,560 -What if I get a really important call? 359 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:03,294 -Here you go. 360 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,429 Now be careful. 361 00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:05,997 It might be slightly more powerful. 362 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,168 CLOVER (OFFSCREEN, USING A FAKE VOICE): Excuse me, Mr. 363 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,903 Prime Minister, sir. 364 00:16:11,905 --> 00:16:13,004 -Yes, soldier? 365 00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:16,374 -Uh, are my medals on correctly? 366 00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:18,643 -[pained yelps] 367 00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:24,315 -Back off, you creep! 368 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,851 [screaming] 369 00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:30,855 -Get out of the way! 370 00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:33,257 He's gonna blow! 371 00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:34,859 -That's one down. 372 00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:36,260 Now let's take care of the rest of the world. 373 00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:45,470 -Where to next? 374 00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:46,871 The land down under? 375 00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:49,440 -I don't know about under, but we'll be going down if 376 00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,409 Eisenstein has anything to say about it. 377 00:16:54,913 --> 00:16:57,215 -We've got to protect the world leaders. 378 00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:58,750 I'll put us on autopilot. 379 00:16:58,752 --> 00:16:59,584 -Look out, man. 380 00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:00,385 -What are they doing? 381 00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:01,019 -Help me, please! 382 00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:01,853 [interposing voices] 383 00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:02,987 -Everyone stay calm. 384 00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:04,989 We've got the situation under control. 385 00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:06,591 -Hello, ladies. 386 00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:09,260 So nice to see you again. 387 00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:10,628 -Please. 388 00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,797 We've taken down your little henchmen robots before. 389 00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:14,565 -Hmm, yeah, that's true. 390 00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:17,468 Perhaps this time they should have some support. 391 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,840 -On second thought, everybody panic! 392 00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:25,176 -Eliminate them all! 393 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:29,047 -Maybe if we just hide back here they'll all go away. 394 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:37,789 CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): That'll teach you to 395 00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:40,158 mess with my hair! 396 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,593 -We've got to get the leaders out of here! 397 00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:56,107 -Sucks, don't it? 398 00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:57,475 -Spread out! 399 00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:04,315 Huh? 400 00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:05,650 [scream] 401 00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:06,484 -Hello? 402 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:07,919 You heard your boss. 403 00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,287 Eliminate me. 404 00:18:12,491 --> 00:18:17,462 I hope you're equipped with built-in parachutes. 405 00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:18,329 -Quick. 406 00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:19,931 Everyone into the tube. 407 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,099 [interposing voices] 408 00:18:25,471 --> 00:18:27,939 -Time to let the CATS out of the bag. 409 00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,874 DR EISENSTEIN (OFFSCREEN): [grunting] 410 00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:30,475 Help! 411 00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:31,742 Help me! 412 00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:32,810 Help! 413 00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:35,012 -We really should help him out. 414 00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:35,947 -All right. 415 00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:37,148 -Ready to give up your practice, doc? 416 00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:41,752 You're an animatron. 417 00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:45,123 -But if he's an animatron, then someone had to build him. 418 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:48,826 Unless he built himself, but I don't see how. 419 00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:50,361 My head hurts. 420 00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:54,098 -The real life Dr. Eisenstein crated me in his image before 421 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:54,866 he passed on. 422 00:18:54,868 --> 00:18:57,101 It was his way of being im-- 423 00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:57,835 -Immature? 424 00:18:57,837 --> 00:18:59,003 -Immortal. 425 00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:03,174 But unfortunately, he programmed me to self-destruct 426 00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:06,844 if I ever gave out that information. 427 00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,179 (SLOWLY) Well, girls. 428 00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:11,082 It was fun while it lasted. 429 00:19:11,084 --> 00:19:14,118 -OK, that was like, totally unexpected. 430 00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:19,690 -Look! 431 00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:23,094 This must control the animatrons. 432 00:19:23,096 --> 00:19:26,664 -Hopefully, that's the of Dr. Eisenstein's robots forever. 433 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,267 -Let's get inside the plane and get these leaders home. 434 00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:34,305 -Hello, anybody home? 435 00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:37,842 -Oh, thank you so much for saving my husband. 436 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:40,244 -Yes, excellent work, girls. 437 00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:41,979 -It was our pleasure. 438 00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:43,080 -Yeah. 439 00:19:43,082 --> 00:19:45,550 It was the least we could do for a WOOHP spy. 440 00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:47,818 -You girls should take a vacation after that 441 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:48,619 assignment. 442 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:49,954 Why bother? 443 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:52,456 We've been every place in the world in the last 24 hours. 444 00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:53,858 -Every place except home. 445 00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:00,698 TV: This week on 446 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:06,504 "Troy's Bayou." [snoring] 447 00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:08,806 -What gives, you lame-os? 448 00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,741 Let's go to the roller blade park! 449 00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:13,844 -You want to go to the roller blade park? 450 00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:15,012 -Yeah. 451 00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:16,080 All that talk about thrill rides got me 452 00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:18,716 psyched up to have fun. 453 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:19,617 -Go away. 454 00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:20,952 I'm wiped. 455 00:20:20,954 --> 00:20:22,286 -Drained. 456 00:20:22,288 --> 00:20:22,820 [sigh] 457 00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:24,355 -You're right. 458 00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:28,025 We should stay home, blob out, and order some yummy take out. 459 00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:30,228 -Love it. 460 00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:31,195 -Hello? 461 00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:32,663 Yes! 462 00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:35,399 I'd like to order egg rolls, shrimp fried rice, and some 463 00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:37,802 Clover and Alex No Fun. 464 00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:39,270 -Oh no. 465 00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:40,137 SAM (OFFSCREEN): Clover and Alex No Fun. 466 00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:41,405 Clover and Alex No Fun. 467 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:42,840 Hey, this is fun. 468 00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:44,075 Clover and Alex No Fun. 469 00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:45,376 Aw, Clover and Alex got tired. 470 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:47,178 Clover and Alex No fun, ha ha ha ha. 471 00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:48,980 Eat my dust! 472 00:20:49,948 --> 00:21:00,057 (theme music) 473 00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:19,043 (theme music) 36585

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