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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,871 --> 00:00:06,972 THEME SONG: Here we go again. 2 00:00:06,974 --> 00:00:09,274 We're on a roll til we stop. 3 00:00:09,276 --> 00:00:11,010 And then we'll shop. 4 00:00:11,012 --> 00:00:16,582 So one, two, three, now, baby, here we go, go, go. 5 00:00:16,584 --> 00:00:17,916 Here we go. 6 00:00:17,918 --> 00:00:19,852 Here we go. 7 00:00:19,854 --> 00:00:23,222 On a mission undercover and we're in control. 8 00:00:23,224 --> 00:00:24,189 Here we go. 9 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:25,924 Here we go. 10 00:00:25,926 --> 00:00:29,395 We're totally spies so get on with the show. 11 00:00:29,397 --> 00:00:30,362 Here we go. 12 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:32,264 Here we go. 13 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:33,832 Here we go. 14 00:00:42,008 --> 00:00:46,011 -Ladies and gentlemen, never seen before outside of China, 15 00:00:46,013 --> 00:00:50,315 I give you the finest Ming Dynasty tapestries. 16 00:00:50,317 --> 00:00:53,986 [noises of awe] 17 00:00:53,988 --> 00:00:57,723 -This priceless artwork is protected by the most advanced 18 00:00:57,725 --> 00:00:59,925 security system in the world. 19 00:00:59,927 --> 00:01:03,762 If someone was to get too close-- 20 00:01:03,764 --> 00:01:05,931 [gasps of awe] 21 00:01:14,841 --> 00:01:16,008 -Ah! 22 00:01:20,980 --> 00:01:26,552 [school bell ringing] 23 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:27,486 CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Like, yuck! 24 00:01:27,488 --> 00:01:29,621 This is so not good. 25 00:01:29,623 --> 00:01:31,156 -I'm guessing you don't like your picture 26 00:01:31,158 --> 00:01:32,691 for the photo contest? 27 00:01:32,693 --> 00:01:34,593 -No, my picture's great. 28 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:36,295 But this development goop is like 29 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:37,896 Nightmare on Manicure Street. 30 00:01:37,898 --> 00:01:40,099 -I guess that's what they mean when they say you have to 31 00:01:40,101 --> 00:01:42,668 sacrifice for your art. 32 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:43,569 -Hey! 33 00:01:43,571 --> 00:01:44,303 Oops. 34 00:01:44,305 --> 00:01:48,440 Were you guys working in here? 35 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:49,541 -Nice one, Mandy. 36 00:01:49,543 --> 00:01:51,910 Now our photos are totally ruined. 37 00:01:51,912 --> 00:01:53,278 -What does it matter? 38 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,781 The judges weren't going to pick your amateur snapshots 39 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:58,117 over my professional prints anyway. 40 00:01:58,119 --> 00:01:59,618 -What makes you so sure? 41 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:02,054 -The fact that I'm a winner, Sam. 42 00:02:02,056 --> 00:02:03,622 And you three are losers. 43 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:04,590 But don't worry. 44 00:02:04,592 --> 00:02:05,757 It's not all bad. 45 00:02:05,759 --> 00:02:07,960 I'll still wave to you from the stage when they're 46 00:02:07,962 --> 00:02:10,362 awarding we first prize. 47 00:02:10,364 --> 00:02:12,564 Ta-ta! 48 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:13,799 [gasp] 49 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:16,568 -This is so unfair! 50 00:02:16,570 --> 00:02:18,270 She purposely ruined our work. 51 00:02:18,272 --> 00:02:20,839 Now she's going to win the content, no problem. 52 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:23,075 -Not if we do something to stop her. 53 00:02:23,077 --> 00:02:24,476 -Like what? 54 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:26,712 -Like show our damaged pictures to Principal Jenkins. 55 00:02:26,714 --> 00:02:28,647 I'll bet she'd be interested in our story. 56 00:02:30,950 --> 00:02:33,085 [shrieks] 57 00:02:37,557 --> 00:02:41,894 -Jerry, this is like way bad timing for a mission! 58 00:02:45,398 --> 00:02:46,865 -[groans] 59 00:02:46,867 --> 00:02:49,968 Whoever's working WOOHP-Away machine really needs to work 60 00:02:49,970 --> 00:02:51,904 on their aim. 61 00:02:51,906 --> 00:02:55,440 -This is security footage of the most recent of 62 00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:58,911 international art thefts-- the Ming Dynasty tapestries. 63 00:02:58,913 --> 00:03:00,546 -Why would someone want to steal a bunch 64 00:03:00,548 --> 00:03:01,914 of ugly throw rugs? 65 00:03:01,916 --> 00:03:05,083 -Each of those "ugly throw rugs" are over 1,000 years 66 00:03:05,085 --> 00:03:07,753 old, with an auction house value of $10 million. 67 00:03:07,755 --> 00:03:08,654 -OK. 68 00:03:08,656 --> 00:03:11,223 So they're fancy ugly throw rugs. 69 00:03:11,225 --> 00:03:14,226 -As documented by this tape, each theft has had a unique, 70 00:03:14,228 --> 00:03:15,561 magical flair. 71 00:03:15,563 --> 00:03:17,796 Somehow, the artwork just vanishes into thin 72 00:03:17,798 --> 00:03:19,298 air without a clue. 73 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:21,600 The international art world is up in arms over the thefts. 74 00:03:21,602 --> 00:03:24,269 Countries are starting to point fingers at each other. 75 00:03:24,271 --> 00:03:25,537 -So how can we help? 76 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:27,139 JERRY (OFFSCREEN): An upcoming millionaire's only art 77 00:03:27,141 --> 00:03:29,808 auction, hosted by Spain's royal family, is the thief's 78 00:03:29,810 --> 00:03:31,243 probable next target. 79 00:03:31,245 --> 00:03:34,146 Ladies, we need you to go undercover as wealthy art 80 00:03:34,148 --> 00:03:35,247 connoisseurs. 81 00:03:35,249 --> 00:03:37,082 -We're undercover millionaires? 82 00:03:37,084 --> 00:03:38,817 That is so cool. 83 00:03:38,819 --> 00:03:40,586 -Do we get to fly first class? 84 00:03:40,588 --> 00:03:41,787 -Mm, sort of. 85 00:03:54,367 --> 00:03:57,502 -Sorry about the bumpy ride, girls, but we had to get you 86 00:03:57,504 --> 00:03:58,870 to the auction in a hurry. 87 00:03:58,872 --> 00:04:01,440 And now for the gadgets. 88 00:04:01,442 --> 00:04:04,543 So for this mission, we've given you head band 89 00:04:04,545 --> 00:04:05,711 illuminators. 90 00:04:05,713 --> 00:04:08,747 Portable reporter recorders with CD throwing stars. 91 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:11,750 One hairpin high jumper extender pole. 92 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:13,752 Three pairs of suction cup gloves. 93 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:15,287 And bolas wrap-a-belts. 94 00:04:15,289 --> 00:04:19,424 -I'm almost afraid to ask, but how do we get from up here to 95 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:20,425 down there? 96 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:21,693 -Oh, well that's quite simple. 97 00:04:21,695 --> 00:04:24,329 We deploy a stage two reentry disengagement. 98 00:04:24,331 --> 00:04:27,165 -What's a stage two reentry disengagement? 99 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:29,101 -I'm glad you asked me. 100 00:04:29,103 --> 00:04:30,469 It's this. 101 00:04:32,372 --> 00:04:34,439 CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Next time, Alex, don't ask! 102 00:04:41,581 --> 00:04:44,316 Now this is what I call a garden party. 103 00:04:44,318 --> 00:04:46,351 SAM (OFFSCREEN): Remember, any one of these millionaire could 104 00:04:46,353 --> 00:04:48,620 be the thief, so stay alert. 105 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:51,323 After all, no one would suspect a rich art snob of 106 00:04:51,325 --> 00:04:53,292 stealing things he could just buy. 107 00:04:53,294 --> 00:04:56,061 -If we're making a list of potential rich, snobby, no 108 00:04:56,063 --> 00:04:58,463 goods, I'd like to add Mandy's name at the very top. 109 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:00,966 -Mandy will have to wait until the mission's over. 110 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:03,068 Right now it's spy time. 111 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:04,036 -Yes, darling. 112 00:05:04,038 --> 00:05:05,537 But of course. 113 00:05:05,539 --> 00:05:08,040 -The royal family welcomes you to the 17th 114 00:05:08,042 --> 00:05:09,741 Annual Autumn Auction. 115 00:05:09,743 --> 00:05:11,576 -Excuse me. 116 00:05:11,578 --> 00:05:12,311 Sorry. 117 00:05:12,313 --> 00:05:13,712 Scooting by. 118 00:05:13,714 --> 00:05:17,482 -First up for bids, Carlos Carmelita's famous vase of the 119 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:18,383 unknown soldier. 120 00:05:18,385 --> 00:05:20,719 We start the bidding at $500,000. 121 00:05:20,721 --> 00:05:21,620 Thank you. 122 00:05:21,622 --> 00:05:23,755 We have $500,000. 123 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:25,557 Do we have $600,000? 124 00:05:25,559 --> 00:05:27,159 Is there a bid of $700,000? 125 00:05:27,161 --> 00:05:28,193 -Whoa. 126 00:05:28,195 --> 00:05:30,862 Who is wearing that eau de way too strong? 127 00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:33,332 It's totally choking my sinuses. 128 00:05:33,334 --> 00:05:34,533 -Clover, pay attention. 129 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:36,468 The thief could strike at any time. 130 00:05:36,470 --> 00:05:38,737 -Still looking for $700,000. 131 00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:40,439 $600,000 going once. 132 00:05:40,441 --> 00:05:42,941 -All I'm saying is that it's hard to focus on work when I'm 133 00:05:42,943 --> 00:05:43,975 gagging on-- 134 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:45,344 gagging on-- a-a-achoo! 135 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:50,382 -We have $700,000! 136 00:05:50,384 --> 00:05:51,783 Will anyone bid $800,000? 137 00:05:51,785 --> 00:05:54,519 $700,000 going once. 138 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:56,521 Going twice. 139 00:05:56,523 --> 00:06:00,692 Sold to the young lady in the second row! 140 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:03,395 -I think our mission just went over budget. 141 00:06:03,397 --> 00:06:06,865 -And now the next item up for bids, Bernardo Vasco de Gama's 142 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:10,535 last creation, the famed Don Quixote statute. 143 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:13,472 We start the bidding of de Gama's only remaining marble 144 00:06:13,474 --> 00:06:15,107 work at $5 mil-- 145 00:06:15,109 --> 00:06:17,743 [gasps] 146 00:06:17,745 --> 00:06:20,278 -I'd say it's go time, girls. 147 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:28,286 -Freaky! 148 00:06:28,288 --> 00:06:30,155 It like, completely disappeared! 149 00:06:30,157 --> 00:06:32,624 -500 pound statues don't just disappear. 150 00:06:32,626 --> 00:06:36,895 And I bet this powdery stuff is part of the explanation. 151 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:38,263 -Going somewhere? 152 00:06:46,472 --> 00:06:48,206 -Can't see a thing. 153 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:49,674 Switch to high beams. 154 00:06:54,046 --> 00:06:55,480 -Talk about musty. 155 00:06:55,482 --> 00:06:58,483 Someone needs to open up a window down here, big time. 156 00:07:04,123 --> 00:07:07,058 -You know, bad guy or not, he could have at least beeped. 157 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:15,834 -Art theft in progress. 158 00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:16,868 Official police business. 159 00:07:16,870 --> 00:07:19,604 Sort of. 160 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:20,205 -Hey! 161 00:07:20,207 --> 00:07:20,839 -Sorry! 162 00:07:20,841 --> 00:07:21,506 We'll be back soon! 163 00:07:21,508 --> 00:07:22,874 I think. 164 00:07:27,246 --> 00:07:28,613 Sorry! 165 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:30,715 -[inaudible] 166 00:07:30,717 --> 00:07:31,883 -Whoa! 167 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:41,793 -Woo-hoo! 168 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:48,767 -Oh! 169 00:07:48,769 --> 00:07:51,536 Wrong way. 170 00:07:51,538 --> 00:07:52,904 -Yippee-ki-yay! 171 00:08:13,559 --> 00:08:16,461 -The residue you found at both disappearance sites is an 172 00:08:16,463 --> 00:08:19,364 explosive compound used in magic tricks. 173 00:08:19,366 --> 00:08:21,500 -So maybe Alex wasn't in an accident? 174 00:08:21,502 --> 00:08:23,301 It was just some trick and she's OK? 175 00:08:23,303 --> 00:08:24,936 -All evidence points that way. 176 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:27,839 And as far as the parachute and tornado illusions go, it 177 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:30,609 appears they were tricks made famous by a world renowned 178 00:08:30,611 --> 00:08:32,577 magician, the Great Kandinsky. 179 00:08:32,579 --> 00:08:35,347 -Let's go and visit to this Kandinsky guy and see if he's 180 00:08:35,349 --> 00:08:38,149 got a few extra paintings hanging around his house. 181 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:39,885 -I'm afraid that won't be possible. 182 00:08:39,887 --> 00:08:43,054 He died some years back in a boating accident. 183 00:08:43,056 --> 00:08:44,456 -OK. 184 00:08:44,458 --> 00:08:46,958 Well, that definitely get filed in the not helpful file. 185 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,460 -Perhaps not. 186 00:08:48,462 --> 00:08:50,795 His grandson still keep the family castle open as a public 187 00:08:50,797 --> 00:08:52,264 shrine to his grandfather. 188 00:08:52,266 --> 00:08:54,966 He might be able shed some light on these thefts. 189 00:08:54,968 --> 00:08:56,434 -Sounds good to me. 190 00:08:56,436 --> 00:08:58,603 Any place would be better than this boring siesta-ville. 191 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:09,114 OK, maybe not any place. 192 00:09:16,022 --> 00:09:18,223 -Yes, can I help you? 193 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:19,324 -Hi. 194 00:09:19,326 --> 00:09:21,026 I'm Samantha Simpson, "Abra Kadabra" magazine? 195 00:09:21,028 --> 00:09:24,296 My colleague Clover and I are doing a retro piece on great 196 00:09:24,298 --> 00:09:25,730 magicians of the world. 197 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:27,766 Could we ask a few questions about your grandfather? 198 00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:30,769 -It would be so, so very helpful. 199 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:31,269 -Sure. 200 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:32,137 Come on in. 201 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:38,209 And these were probably his most famous stage illusions-- 202 00:09:38,211 --> 00:09:42,647 the spiked coffin and the gruesome guillotine. 203 00:09:42,649 --> 00:09:43,648 -Look at that. 204 00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:46,151 It slices and it dices. 205 00:09:46,153 --> 00:09:46,718 Huh? 206 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:47,919 Hey, cool watch. 207 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:50,121 -It's my grandfather's hypnotizing watch. 208 00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:52,591 They say he could put anybody in a trance 209 00:09:52,593 --> 00:09:53,992 with just one swing. 210 00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:56,394 CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Twizzle twazzle, twizzle twake. 211 00:09:56,396 --> 00:09:58,096 Time for this one to awake. 212 00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,998 -That's the spell to break the trance. 213 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,667 Kind of goofy, huh? 214 00:10:02,669 --> 00:10:04,302 -Yeah, kind of. 215 00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:08,139 -So anyway, our readership would die for the inside scoop 216 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:10,075 on a famous Kandinsky vision. 217 00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:13,612 Like um, say, the secret behind the tornado or 218 00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:14,613 parachute illusion. 219 00:10:14,615 --> 00:10:16,314 -What kind of reporters are you? 220 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:17,716 -What? 221 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:19,851 -Any real magic enthusiast knows great magicians never 222 00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:21,019 reveal their tricks. 223 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:22,921 I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you two to leave. 224 00:10:26,058 --> 00:10:27,993 -Nice meeting you, too. 225 00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:29,361 -Brr. 226 00:10:29,363 --> 00:10:31,429 Could his wind chill factor have gotten any colder? 227 00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:32,631 -OK. 228 00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:34,666 It's even creepier out here than it was in there. 229 00:10:34,668 --> 00:10:35,634 -Totally. 230 00:10:35,636 --> 00:10:36,501 Let's get out of here ASAP. 231 00:10:39,605 --> 00:10:42,340 -Those are alligators down there! 232 00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:43,708 -Sammy, help me! 233 00:10:53,786 --> 00:10:54,586 -Quick! 234 00:10:54,588 --> 00:10:56,621 Hit the up button! 235 00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:57,355 -Oops. 236 00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:58,556 Wrong up button. 237 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,230 Clover, help! 238 00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:06,564 -OK. 239 00:11:06,566 --> 00:11:08,633 Could this bridge be like, any harder to cross? 240 00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:15,507 -Call me crazy, but I'm getting this strange feeling 241 00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:17,609 that someone at the castle doesn't 242 00:11:17,611 --> 00:11:18,877 want us hanging around. 243 00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:20,378 -I was catching that same vibe. 244 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:23,181 What do you say we do a little nighttime sneak in and see 245 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:26,184 what the not-so-great Kandinsky is trying to hide. 246 00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:33,491 OK, so the only way into the castle isn't 247 00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:34,893 actually a way anymore. 248 00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:35,860 -No prob. 249 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:39,230 One moat crosser coming up. 250 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:42,734 -Remind me to tell Jer we could use a little wider 251 00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:43,968 hairpin next time. 252 00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:46,337 -Looks like it's all locked up down here. 253 00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:47,772 Oh well. 254 00:11:47,774 --> 00:11:49,107 Guess we're just going to have to take the elevator up. 255 00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:50,175 -Elevator? 256 00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:52,811 [shrieking] 257 00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:53,845 -Ow! 258 00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:55,080 -Clover, you OK? 259 00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:57,615 -As OK as a girl can be, considering she just landed 260 00:11:57,617 --> 00:11:59,818 flat on her butt on some spooky Transylvanian castle 261 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:03,354 roof on a Friday date night while her best friend is still 262 00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:03,855 missing, OK? 263 00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:04,723 -Good point. 264 00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:06,091 Let's go investigate. 265 00:12:10,763 --> 00:12:13,364 -What exactly are we looking for again? 266 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,433 -Whatever Gregor doesn't want us to find. 267 00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:16,935 Try that door. 268 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:25,210 -Um, I'm thinking that means do not disturb. 269 00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:26,444 -I'm thinking you're right. 270 00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:28,279 Maybe there's another door we can try. 271 00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:42,127 [shrieking] 272 00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:43,394 -Note to Gregor-- 273 00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,797 dust your castle once in awhile. 274 00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:49,634 -One of us should probably see what's inside the trunk, huh? 275 00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:50,568 -Probably. 276 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:53,438 Rock, paper, scissors? 277 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,939 [sigh] 278 00:13:00,379 --> 00:13:01,713 -Hey! 279 00:13:01,715 --> 00:13:03,515 That's the outfit the motorcycle thief was wearing. 280 00:13:03,517 --> 00:13:05,250 -Gregor, you are so busted. 281 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:11,356 You know, kind of had my fill of magic stuff for one night. 282 00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:12,056 ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Cover? 283 00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:13,825 Is that you? 284 00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:14,759 -Alex! 285 00:13:14,761 --> 00:13:15,894 -She's alive! 286 00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:18,596 CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Hold on, Alex! 287 00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:19,964 Hi-yah! 288 00:13:22,768 --> 00:13:25,170 -Maybe we should use these instead? 289 00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:30,275 -Whew. 290 00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:32,177 About time you got here. 291 00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:33,611 -What happened to you? 292 00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:34,279 -Duh. 293 00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:35,346 The thief kidnapped me. 294 00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:38,183 -That's not all he kidnapped. 295 00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:40,451 -The stolen artwork! 296 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:41,686 -Well. 297 00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:44,355 if it isn't the magazine reporters. 298 00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:45,857 -Magazine reporters? 299 00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:52,163 -Quick! 300 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:52,897 See if there's another way out. 301 00:13:58,237 --> 00:14:00,638 -Who's this guy? 302 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:01,206 -Duh. 303 00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:02,574 He's the thief. 304 00:14:02,576 --> 00:14:03,241 -The thief? 305 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:04,776 No, Gregor's the thief. 306 00:14:04,778 --> 00:14:06,110 -Who's Gregor? 307 00:14:06,112 --> 00:14:10,348 -Gregor is my grandson. 308 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,316 -Grandfather! 309 00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:12,650 You're alive! 310 00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:13,585 -Yes, dear boy. 311 00:14:13,587 --> 00:14:17,188 The Great Kandinsky lives! 312 00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:26,831 -Why are you doing this, Grandfather? 313 00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:29,534 -They know too much, dear boy. 314 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,903 They've already interfered with my plans once. 315 00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,338 -Translation-- 316 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:35,840 we, the good girls, tried to stop Grandpa, the bad guy, 317 00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:38,376 from stealing famous, not to mention expensive art. 318 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,345 -Which is why he tried to feed us to the 319 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:41,880 alligators in the moat. 320 00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:43,014 -Alligators? 321 00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,282 Stealing art? 322 00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:45,750 What are they talking about? 323 00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:48,820 -Me trying to take back what was stolen from me, Gregor. 324 00:14:48,822 --> 00:14:52,891 You see, I was the best in the world until someone revealed 325 00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:54,292 my secrets. 326 00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:57,962 I disappeared rather be ruined, but now I'm back to 327 00:14:57,964 --> 00:15:01,432 show the world who's the greatest magician of all time. 328 00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:05,803 Join me, and we shall be the Great Kandinskies! 329 00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:06,371 -This is crazy. 330 00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,573 Let the girls go. 331 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,808 -As you wish. 332 00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:13,845 Take this and unlock them. 333 00:15:13,847 --> 00:15:18,816 Now, will you join me, Gregor? 334 00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:20,818 -Yes, Grandfather. 335 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,186 -Farewell, ladies. 336 00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:24,689 We're off to make a jet and its priceless contents 337 00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:28,326 mysteriously disappear out of the sky. 338 00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:29,861 -And in English, that means? 339 00:15:29,863 --> 00:15:33,598 -The famed King Tut exhibit is on a plane bound for New York 340 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:34,732 as we speak. 341 00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:37,568 The Great Kandinskies are going to intercept it. 342 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:40,004 -Yes, Grandfather. 343 00:15:40,006 --> 00:15:41,572 -Hypnotizing your grandkid? 344 00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:42,440 Puh-lease. 345 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,443 That is like so '80s. 346 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:48,146 -So, anybody got any ideas how to get out of this mess? 347 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:50,548 -That pendulum is so sharp it could probably 348 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:51,883 slice through anything. 349 00:15:51,885 --> 00:15:54,852 -Uh, thanks for the gory visuals, Sam. 350 00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:57,355 -No, I mean like slice through chains. 351 00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:59,857 Clover, can you reach my hairpin gadget with your head? 352 00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:01,392 -Yeah, I guess. 353 00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:02,527 -Good! 354 00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:04,028 When I say three, activate it and follow my head. 355 00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:08,066 One, two, three! 356 00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:08,833 Quick! 357 00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:10,368 Everybody, lift your chains! 358 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:13,037 Now roll before it swings back! 359 00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:16,808 -Note to self, rolling off tables onto floors is not good 360 00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:18,209 for the butt. 361 00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:20,044 -Jerry, we need a plane-- 362 00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:21,412 fast! 363 00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:26,985 -How long til we see the Tut plane? 364 00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:27,919 I'd say just-- 365 00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:29,921 [sonic boom] 366 00:16:29,923 --> 00:16:31,356 -We're going to have to do a mid-air jump. 367 00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:32,790 -Mid-air jump? 368 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:35,526 As in, go outside our plane and leap hundreds of feet? 369 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:36,461 -No, silly. 370 00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:37,829 We'll have a rope ladder. 371 00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:45,837 It'll only be like 50 feet. 372 00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:49,240 -Any chance we can just follow the plane until it lands? 373 00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:52,076 -Too much time for Kandinsky to do his dirty work! 374 00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:53,644 Suction cup gloves in place? 375 00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:54,579 -Check. 376 00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:55,313 -OK. 377 00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:57,048 I'll go first. 378 00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:58,383 Whoa! 379 00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:01,219 Oof! 380 00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:03,187 Didn't exactly stick the landing. 381 00:17:05,991 --> 00:17:06,591 -Youngest first. 382 00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:07,325 You go. 383 00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:09,260 -No, oldest first-- you. 384 00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:11,129 -How about rock, paper, scissors? 385 00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:15,900 [screaming] 386 00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:18,036 -I hope this Tut guy appreciates what 387 00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:19,404 we're doing for him. 388 00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:26,277 -Pee-yew. 389 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:29,547 These artifacts smell like old socks. 390 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,482 -Shh, someone's coming. 391 00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:33,451 -The victor go the spoils. 392 00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:37,188 The Kandinsky name will go down in history. 393 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:38,890 -Yes, Grandfather. 394 00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:41,025 -Uh, not so fast, gramps. 395 00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:43,995 -Your magic act is over, Kandinsky. 396 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,266 ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Direct hit! 397 00:17:52,204 --> 00:17:55,073 -Now you see him-- now you don't. 398 00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:56,607 -How did he? 399 00:18:00,779 --> 00:18:02,146 -Hey! 400 00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:16,260 -Eek! 401 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,763 Really, really don't like this guy. 402 00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:32,844 -Time to take your law bow, magic man. 403 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,080 -No. 404 00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:38,483 It's time for you three to be crushed. 405 00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:41,285 Abra kadabra! 406 00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:42,253 -Whoa! 407 00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:43,287 Sticky situation here, Sam. 408 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,255 Any ideas? 409 00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:47,091 -It's a very sticky situation. 410 00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:48,493 Suction gloves, girls. 411 00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:49,694 Grab something now! 412 00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,702 -Let him go, Clover! 413 00:18:57,704 --> 00:18:58,636 He's bad news! 414 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,171 -Only when he's hypnotized. 415 00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:03,040 Otherwise, he's kind of cute. 416 00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:04,375 -Now you see him. 417 00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:05,543 Now you don't. 418 00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:06,711 -No! 419 00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:17,722 -Twizzle twazzle, twizzle twake. 420 00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:19,790 Time for this one to awake. 421 00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,259 Hey, come on. 422 00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:22,393 I said awake. 423 00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:24,896 -Maybe you got to snap your fingers. 424 00:19:24,898 --> 00:19:25,429 -Uh. 425 00:19:25,431 --> 00:19:26,864 -Ooh, good tip. 426 00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:27,732 -Whoa. 427 00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:30,001 How did I wind up here, with you? 428 00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,569 -Just lucky, I guess. 429 00:19:37,743 --> 00:19:40,144 -Eew, nice display, girls. 430 00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:42,413 A picture's worth 1,000 words. 431 00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:45,750 Too bad you couldn't even complete a sentence. 432 00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:47,218 -Unfair much? 433 00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:50,054 We're out saving the world, and here at our own school the 434 00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:52,156 worst villain of all wrecks our photos and 435 00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:53,691 gets away with it? 436 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,927 -There's nothing we can do, Alex. 437 00:19:55,929 --> 00:19:57,328 -No way. 438 00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:59,664 When those judges come by, I'm telling about the whole 439 00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:00,531 darkroom thing. 440 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,133 -But we can't prove it. 441 00:20:02,135 --> 00:20:03,668 -I'll think of something. 442 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:07,939 -Hmm. 443 00:20:07,941 --> 00:20:10,508 Are those pictures light damaged? 444 00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,810 -Yes, and the reason they are is-- 445 00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:14,679 -Tremendously unique presentation-- 446 00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:17,815 exposing flaws as opposed to hiding the.m I think we have 447 00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:18,516 our winners. 448 00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:19,650 -We won? 449 00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:21,485 -But how could they? 450 00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:24,255 My work was supervised by the internationally famous 451 00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:26,023 photographer, Danny Liebovitz. 452 00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:28,659 -A technically marvelous photographer, but 453 00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:29,627 commonplace-- 454 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:32,530 much like your photo. 455 00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:36,734 -First prize to Alex, Clover, and Sam, whose outside-the-box 456 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,170 photo development shows a creativity 457 00:20:39,172 --> 00:20:40,504 that must be awarded. 458 00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:42,707 -This is so unfair! 459 00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:44,041 I demand a recount! 460 00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:45,810 I mean-- come on, how about a tie? 461 00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:47,144 Pretty please? 462 00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:49,814 I'll pay you! 463 00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:59,924 (theme music) 464 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:18,909 (theme music) 35587

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