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THEME SONG: Here we go, we're getting on the road till we

stop, and then we'll shop.

So 1, 2, 3 now, baby, here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

On a mission, undercover, and we're in control.

Here we go.

Here we go.

We're "Totally Spies," so get on with the show.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

[intercom initiated]

-Yeah, everything looks good on the east wing.

Over and out.

Hey, who's there?

Huh?

Agh!

Ah, code red!

Code red!

Agh!

[school bell ringing]

-Is it me?

Or is today, like, the most perfect day ever?

The sun's shining, cute boys are abundant.

[sigh]

-I give it a 10.

Ew!

Uh, no way!

Oh, I so can't believe it!

-Can't believe what?

-That's Robby Guthrey.

ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Who?

-Robby Guthrey, as in my grade school nemesis.

Girls, our perfect day has just been

ruined by a dark cloud.

-I think he's kind of cute.

-Cute?

Alex, the guy is a total loser.

Agh!

He tormented me for years.

He was always doing mean things to me, like pulling my

pigtails, and putting kick me signs on my back, and shoving

worms in my lunchbox.

-Well, get over it, already.

Grade school was like a really long time ago.

-Yeah, Clover, people change.

-Oh, please!

I am sure he's the same old jerk I knew in third grade.

As a matter of fact, I'm going over there right now to give

him a piece of my mind.

-This should be good.

-Robby Guthrey.

-Clover?

Clover, is it really you?

-The one and only.

And PS, you can stop drooling any time!

-Sorry, uh, it's just, you look a lot cuter than you did

in grade school.

-Whatever!

-I'm serious.

As a matter of fact, why don't you let me take

you out this weekend?

We can catch a movie and get reacquainted.

-I don't know.

-Come on.

It's the least I could do for being such a jerk to you when

we were kids.

-I don't know.

OK.

Let's do it.

-Great!

I'll call you.

Ah, ha.

Ah, ha.

Ah, ha, ha!

-So what happened?

-I'm going on a date with Robby.

-OK.

That was unexpected.

-Way to let go of the past, Clover.

-Uh, yeah.

Are you kidding?

I'm only going out with that creep so I

can get back at him.

I'm going to give Robby a taste of his own medicine.

Now, how shall I do it?

-Whoa!

-This better be important, because I've got some serious

revenge plotting to do!

-Ugh!

-Oh, it's important, all right.

Someone's destroying energy plants around the globe.

-Wow, creepy.

-Indeed.

Not only have we lost the Hoover Dam, we've lost several

electrical and nuclear power plants, as well.

-Actually, the creepy thing I was talking about, was the

fact that you were eavesdropping on our

conversation.

-People will soon be without heat and electricity.

It's sure to be chaos in the streets.

And I wasn't eavesdropping.

I just happened to overhear.

-So who do you think is behind this, Jer?

-We don't have any leads yet.

But we'd better come up with something quick, because the

effects of this crisis are quite disturbing.

The next expected target is the South American pipeline.

That's where your mission will begin, spies.

-Then, what are we waiting for?

Load us up.

-Of course.

Today, you'll be utilizing the WHOOP turbo submarine, the

expendable cable bungee belt, now in a more stylish faux

snakeskin, Heat Sensor 6,000 infrared motion detector

sunglasses, and a tube of high gloss moisturizing lip stalk.

-You mean lip "stick."

-No, I mean lip stalk.

A lipstick with a built-in tracking devise.

-Excellent!

-Now, prepare for departure.

-Agh!

-According to the radar, the pipeline should be close by.

Ugh!

-I'm thinking we just found it.

-Either that, or we've just collided with the world's

largest sea snake.

-Ugh, looks pretty boring to me.

-Still, we'd better get a closer look.

And keep your eyes open for anything out of the ordinary.

-Ew!

Does that qualify?

CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Gross!

What is that thing?

-Looks like some kind of spider.

-Then I say we catch it.

Ugh!

-It's not a spider, it's a bomb!

Somebody's trying to blow up the pipeline.

-Looks like they're about to succeed.

-Not if I can help it.

-Wait!

If you hit the pipeline you'll pollute the entire Pacific

Ocean with oil.

-Right.

Hadn't thought of that.

-Well, if we can't squash him, then we'd better relocate the

little creep.

-Oops!

-Looks like she's gonna blow, girls.

Brace yourselves!

-OK.

That was unexpected.

-Wow!

That was totally amazing!

-Yeah, we can't thank you enough.

-By the way, who are you guys?

-I'm Pam.

This is Alice and Crimson.

We're spies from WHOOP, the World Organization of Human

Protection.

-I can't believe it's really you!

This is just too good to be true!

-So let me get this straight.

You used to have our jobs?

-Until we were captured by the villain on our last mission.

-Edison.

-He held us prisoner on a remote crater

island for seven years.

-Judging by those outfits, I'd have

guessed it was even longer.

-We looked everywhere for you girls.

And when we didn't hear from you after a few years, we

assumed you were--

well, you know.

-Well, we're back now, Jerry.

And everything's going to be just like old times.

-I was hoping you'd say that.

-Whatever happened to Edison?

-We were able to escape, but we weren't

able to capture him.

Unfortunately, he could be anywhere.

-And how did you end up at the pipeline, exactly?

[alarm sounding]

-Hey!

-Spies, we've got another emergency.

This time it's a hydroelectric plant.

-We're all over it, Jer.

-Actually, this would be a terrific opportunity to

re-assimilate Pam and her crew.

Why don't you all go on the mission together?

-OK.

-Sure, whatever.

-We'll check out the hydro infuser sector.

You girls take the lower level.

-They sure seem to know their way around here.

[alarm sounding]

[phone ringing]

-Hello?

-Hey, Clover.

So I was thinking maybe we could catch that new monster

movie on Saturday night.

What's all that noise?

-Oh, I'm at a salon under the hairdryer.

A monster movie sounds great.

Um, I'll meet you at the mall around 8:00-ish.

Later.

-I'm picking up something.

-So am I, Saturday night.

Uh, he.

Sorry.

-I hate spiders.

Why can't it be a ladybug, or a butterfly bomb instead?

-Wow, isn't this place so cool?

-No!

We lost the bomb.

-Oops, sorry.

-There it is!

-Oh!

Ooh!

Help!

[screams]

-I'm afraid the outlook isn't good.

We haven't been able to detect any trace of the girls.

-If there's anything we've learned over the years, it's

that this job has a way of weeding out the weak.

-Guess that just leaves our unit now.

-I know you girls did all you could to save them.

Now that they're gone, you're my number one team again.

[grunts]

-I don't know about you guys, but I feel like I just went

through the spin cycle.

-I can't believe we're still alive.

-No thanks to the old spies.

-But it was just an accident.

-Or made to look like an accident.

Let's get back to WHOOP.

JERRY (OFFSCREEN): Ahem.

It was my pleasure to have known Sam, Clover and Alex.

No, that's not right.

I was fortunate enough to have known Sam, Clover and Alex--

-Don't people generally write eulogies after someone bites

the big one?

-Girls!

You're alive!

-And ready to get back on this case.

-Actually, I have wonderful news.

You're officially retired.

My original spies have taken your place.

-Huh?

-I don't want to be retired!

I never even got a chance to have a midlife crisis.

-It's a done deal.

Now you'll get a chance to enjoy your lives

like regular teens.

And the world is in the cable hands of

Pam, Alice and Crimson.

-There's something real fishy about those girls.

-Whatever are you talking about?

-Think about it.

Why did they just reappear at the pipeline?

And why did they know their way around the

hydroelectric plant?

-I think I understand what's happening here.

-You do?

-Oh, yes.

Obviously, you girls are jealous of my original spies.

Who can blame you?

They're wonderful.

But I trust those girls unconditionally.

Might I suggest an acclimating back to civilian life seminar?

-Us, jealous?

As if!

-Those girls are dirty.

I wouldn't be surprised if they were

planting bombs as we speak.

-Actually, they're in Eastern Europe aiding civilians in the

rebuilding of their destroyed power plants.

I gave them their gadgets and they left a

couple of hours ago.

Those girls never pass up a humanitarian mission.

-On second thought, I think we would like to take that

seminar, Jer.

Mind if we hop a WHOOP jet?

My car's in the shop.

-Not a problem.

CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Sammy, tell me again why we're going

to some lame seminar while those spy wannabes are

stealing our jobs?

-Yeah.

I was wondering the same thing.

-Get real!

We're not going to any seminar.

I have a hunch those spies aren't on a

humanitarian mission.

I just hope Jerry's gadgets included lip stalk.

Bingo!

-Good thinking.

-Looks like our girls are on Crater Island

in the Arabian Sea.

-Isn't that where they said they were held captive all

these years?

-Yeah.

Which is odd, considering the island has been barren since a

volcano erupted there 10 years ago.

-Let's check if out.

-Rebuilding power plants, my foot!

Look at this place.

It's barren.

-Totally.

This island is just a big useless piece of rock.

[screams]

-OK, so maybe this island isn't so bad, after all.

-Yeah, the kind of place I wouldn't mind being held

prisoner for say, seven years or so?

-Someone's coming!

-Ugh, you gotta love this 24/7 sunshine!

-Oh, yeah.

Nothing like a little R&R after wiping

out a few power plants.

-He, he.

Enjoy yourselves, girls.

Thanks to your hard work we'll soon be sole proprietors of

the world's energy supply.

-And not even those loser junior spies could stop us.

If you ask me, WHOOP's talent pool is really slipping.

-Why those--

Ugh!

-Easy Clover.

[gasps]

-Oop!

Oh, we've got company.

-Let's get out of here.

-Ugh!

-Who says you can't teach an old spy new tricks?

ALEX (OFFSCREEN): I can't believe you traitors have the

nerve to call yourselves WHOOP spies.

-Really!

Where's your pride?

-It's not quite so simple, ladies.

You see, when I first met the spies, many years ago, they

were wasting their time fighting for

the cause of good.

I then liberated them with my behavior modifying electronics

spinal splints.

Now, they are helping me pursue much worthier causes.

-Ew!

And I thought belly button piercings looked painful.

-Why do I suspect you goals aren't all that worthy?

-Hm, you be the judge.

Half the world's power plants are now inoperable.

Soon, they'll all be reduced to rubble.

[gasps]

-Destruction for the sake of destruction?

It doesn't make any sense.

-To the contrary.

It makes dollars and cents.

When I extort the nations of the world for the

use of solar power.

-Ouch.

I thought Jerry's puns were bad.

-Duh, the sun is free, Einstein.

-Uh, correction, the sun was free.

And it's Edison.

With my orbital override machine, I can control the

Earth's rotation and sell sunlight by the hour to the

highest bidder.

Hah!

Oh, time to go to my ocean platform

and start the auction.

-So long girls, and, uh, no hard feelings.

CRIMSON (OFFSCREEN): Yeah, don't hate us because we're

the better spies.

SAM (OFFSCREEN): Don't worry!

We've got plenty of other reasons to hate you.

-Well, this should be easy to get out of.

Usually the bad guys leave us in a hopeless predicament.

[screams]

-If I can just reach my com-powder.

[beep]

-Hello, ladies.

So very lovely to hear from you.

-Jerry, you've got to help us.

-Wait a second, you're not the real spies.

-Huh?

-This line is only to be used by legitimate WHOOP agents.

-Rude, much?

[screams]

-Ooh ah!

-Thanks, Clover.

-How'd you do that?

-Icy Fresh Liquid Nitrogen Breath Spray.

Good thing I always carry a backup gadget.

-Hah!

-Come on, let's go save the world.

EDISON (OFFSCREEN): I think that's quite enough sunlight

for Russia.

-But they paid for two hours and it's only been an hour.

Prices have just gone up.

Besides, I wouldn't mind a little sun for myself.

-Hey, what is that?

-I'm not sure.

Agh!

-Ugh!

-I hope you don't mind if we drop in, but it seems this is

the only place on the planet to get a good tan.

-Ugh!

It's you brats again.

What's the matter?

Looking for someone to change your diapers?

-Hiya!

-Ugh, ooh!

[grunts]

-Hiya!

[grunts]

-Hah!

-Eliminate those girls, once and for all!

[grunts]

-Whoa!

Ugh!

-This orbit machine is really starting

through off my schedule.

-Check out this nifty gadget Jerry gave me.

-Whoa!

Nifty?

Man, you really were on that island a long

time, weren't you?

Agh!

[gasps]

-Ooh!

Agh!

-Ugh!

-You kids have it so easy with all those great gadgets.

In my day, we had to make due with our brains and our brawn.

-When was that?

The Stone Age?

-Ugh!

[gasp]

-You girls about ready to give up?

-Not before we re-introduce you to and old friend.

-Huh?

-Quick, get that creature off of my

machine before it explodes!

[beeping]

-Whoa!

-Bah!

[grunts]

-Let us out of here.

-No problem.

We'll let you out in just a sec.

-W--

what happened?

[gasps]

-Why are we on an oil rig in the middle of the ocean?

-I feel like, so gnarly.

-Trust us, you're doing a lot better now, than you have been

for the past seven years.

-Oh, hey!

Edison's getting away.

-Not so fast.

-Argh!

-Isn't there any way I can convince you girls to stay

with WHOOP?

-Sorry, Jerry.

We've had enough WHOOP adventures for one lifetime.

-Besides, we decided we wanted to help rebuild the world's

energy plants.

We can't help but feel a little responsible.

-Um, hurry up and fix the plant in Beverly Hills by

Saturday night, because I have a totally hot date.

Oop!

-Thanks for helping us out, and for all the

cool fashion tips.

Hope you're not angry about the nasty things

we said about you.

Well, we weren't really ourselves.

-Don't worry about it.

We understand.

-Yeah, we forgive you.

Now, Jerry, on the other hand--

-So you're serious?

You deciding to give Robby the benefit of the doubt?

-That's right.

I'm giving up my plans for revenge.

If there's one thing I've learned this week, it's that

people can definitely change.

-I'm so proud of you, Clover.

-Clover, you made it!

-Hey, Robby.

I'll catch you girls later.

-Have a seat.

-Don't mind if I do.

[whoopee cushion sounds]

[gasp]

[robby laughing]

-That's disgusting!

-Ah, ha, ha!

I can't believe it!

I can still get the best of you after all these years.

-We'll just see about that!

-Way to go!

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