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Here we go we're getting on the road til we stop.

And then we'll shop.

So one, two, three now baby here we go, go, go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

On a mission undercover and we're in control.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Totally Spies, get on with the show.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

[gasping]

-I trust you found the formula to perform satisfactorily.

Ah, yes.

Very well then.

[music playing]

[music playing]

[alarm]

INTERCOM: Red alert.

Security breach in sector four.

-Bring in the team

from W.O.O.H.P.

-Clover?

-Sammy?

-Alex?

-(UNISON) Girlfriends!

-Wow, we've all been so busy studying lately, it's like,

it's like we haven't seen each other in ages.

-We are seriously in need of some quality together time.

-How about a group mani/pedi at our fav salon right after

school.

-(UNISON) Excellent!

[bell ringing]

-Nice going, loser.

-[gasp]

-[gasp]

On second though, it's really no biggie.

-(BRITISH ACCENT) I'm James.

Just transferred from London.

-Sam.

Nice to meet you.

-(BRITISH ACCENT) So can I take you out for a coffee

after school, Sam?

It's the least I can do for knocking you over.

-Sure.

I mean, if it will clear your guilty conscience.

-OK everyone, please take your seats.

-Who was that?

-His name is James.

-He's from England.

We're having coffee after school.

Oh no.

I totally forgot about our bonding mani/pedi.

-Don't worry about it.

-Yeah.

It's not every day you meet a cute boy with

an even cuter accent.

-I know.

Why don't we have a movie night instead?

I'll bring the flick.

Alex can supply the popcorn.

And Clover can bring the atmosphere.

-(UNISON) Deal.

-OK class.

It's time to announce the topic you've selected for your

upcoming history project.

-History project?

INTERCOM: Clover, Alex and Sam, please report to the

principal's office immediately.

-Principal's office?

I wonder what we did wrong.

-Well whatever it is, it's most likely Clover's fault.

-Hey!

I'm innocent this time.

I swear.

[screaming]

-Told you I didn't do anything.

-Afternoon, ladies.

-If I wasn't so psyched about missing that history project,

I'd be so ticked at you right now, Jer.

-Oh I wouldn't be too forgiving just get, Clover.

I've got a little project for you of my own.

I need you girls to find out who broke into this top secret

military base in Central America.

-A breaking and entering case?

Don't they have regular police for that kind of thing?

-It's not just any case, Sam.

The perpetrator attempted to steal a formula for

invisibility.

-Invisibility?

You're joking, right?

-Not at all.

-That is way cool Not to mention, it would totally come

in handy next time I have a zit.

-And now for the gadgets.

Today for your spying pleasure we have this

smudge scanner 2010.

The feline streamlined cat suit which allows you to move

with the stealth and dexterity of a cat.

The phase changer phaser which momentarily changes materials

from solids to liquids.

The eyelash curler catapult, self-explanatory.

And a pair of brand new, oh-so stylish HIGGS.

-HIGGS.

-HIGGS.

Heat Sensing Infrared Glamour Goggles.

HIGGS.

Now farewell my friends.

Or, as they say in Central America, adios amigas.

[screaming]

-According to my calculations, the base should be right

around here.

And all I see is that waterfall.

-Perfect.

We're lost in the middle of the oh-so humid oh-so hair

frizzing jungle, miles away from civilization, and miles

away from my hair diffuser.

-Well we don't have to be.

We could just ask one of these nice gentlemen for directions.

-Take them inside.

-(UNISON) Inside?

-Who are you?

And what are you doing here?

-We're the team from W.O.O.H.P. We're here to help.

Of course, if you don't ease up on the painful arm

grabbing, we're more than likely to change our minds.

-My deepest apologies.

-You see, it's been beefed up ever since the break-in.

-Apparently so.

-Why don't you show us the scene of the almost-crime?

-Well other than a slowly-vanishing carrot, I

don't see anything out of the ordinary.

-Maybe we aren't looking closely enough.

Bingo.

We have a smudge.

I'll scan it in and send it to Jerry for analysis.

-I'm sure he'll be waiting with bated breath.

-Indeed I will.

So other than the smudge, how is the investigation going?

-Do the words boring and uneventful

mean anything to you?

-I get the picture.

Why don't you girls come home and consider the

case closed for now?

-(UNISON) Cool!

-(BRITISH ACCENT) Sam!

You made it!

I was beginning to think had been taken hostage.

-Hostage?

-(BRITISH ACCENT) Yeah You were in the

principal's office forever.

-Ah.

-(BRITISH ACCENT) So anyway, I was thinking maybe we could

work on our history project together.

Like make a model of the White House or something.

-Sure.

Sounds great.

-(BRITISH ACCENT) Great.

[phone ringing]

ANSWERING MACHINE: Hi, it's Sam.

You know what to do.

[beep]

-Hi Sammy, it's Alex.

Are you coming over?

Call us.

-Clover here.

Just seeing where you are, Sam.

ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Hello!

The popcorn's getting cold.

[beep]

[music playing]

[music playing]

-Hello?

-Sammy, where are you?

It doesn't take four hours to pick out a movie.

-Oh, actually, I kind of forgot all about it.

-OK.

I guess we'll have to watch TV instead.

See you in a few minutes.

-Can't.

I'm going to a late movie with James.

-I guess you're not so concerned with us spending

quality time together after all.

SAM (OFFSCREEN): Of course I am.

You guys are my best friends.

-So that means you're still going to go running with us in

the park tomorrow?

SAM (OFFSCREEN): I will be there.

I promise.

[music playing]

-She should have been here by now, Alex.

-But Sammy would never miss out on our ritual Thursday

night shopping spree.

It's like a very important tradition.

-Hey girlfriend!

Ready for some shoppage?

-Let me guess.

You can't go because you're going out with James again?

-So what if I am?

I mean, it's not like it's might fault I have a really

cool boyfriend and you don't.

-Boyfriend?

Please, Sammy.

Like you barely even know this guy.

-Yeah, you're totally rushing into things.

-Fine then.

If that's the way you feel then maybe we shouldn't be

friends anymore.

-(UNISON) Fine.

-(BRITISH ACCENT) Huh?

-James!

You're early.

-(BRITISH ACCENT) Yeah.

I couldn't wait to see you, sweetie.

So, what was all the yelling about?

-You, actually.

Apparently Alex and Clover don't approve of our

relationship.

-(BRITISH ACCENT) Well if they don't approve,

then who needs them?

-My feelings exactly.

So where are we going on our date?

-(BRITISH ACCENT) It's a surprise.

-I so can't believe the way she's acting.

It's like she's possessed or something.

-Yeah, possessed by a mean, snotty jerk.

Hey, you don't think Mandy has anything to do with this, do

you?

-Probably not.

Oh well.

At least we have our various small

purchases to cheer us up.

-Uh, Clover, what's the rush?

-It isn't me.

It's the car.

I can't control it.

It's like it has a mind of its own.

-I'm thinking it's time to bail.

[screaming]

-Maybe we can escape through the trunk.

Quick, get me a nail file.

-What?

-Never mind.

-Huh.

-James, this jet is the bomb.

Where did you get it?

-(BRITISH ACCENT) It's my father's.

He's in the military.

-And he doesn't mind that you borrowed it?

-(BRITISH ACCENT) Well he doesn't exactly know that he

borrowed it.

Now hold on tight.

We're coming in for our landing.

-This is where our surprise date is?

James, what's going on here?

-(BRITISH ACCENT) The truth is I brought you here because I

need your help.

You see, I know that you're a spy working on the

invisibility case.

-[gasp]

-(BRITISH ACCENT) The invisibility formula is my

father's invention.

Only, he intends to use it for evil.

So when I heard that you were on the case, I posed as an

exchange student in your school to seek you out.

-So you lied to me?

-(BRITISH ACCENT) Only because I tried to get the formula

once myself and failed.

Sam, this doesn't change the fact that I love you.

And if you love me you'll help me destroy the formula.

-I, I don't know.

-(BRITISH ACCENT) I need you, Sam.

And so does the rest of the world.

We need you to help stop my father.

With this formula, well who knows what he

could be capable of.

-OK.

Let's do it.

-Oh my.

What's happened to you?

-Someone just tried to turn us into road kill.

-Where's Sam?

She wasn't hurt, was she?

-Hardly.

She's out with her new boyfriend.

-Apparently she doesn't have time to hang out with her

friends, or be a spy these days.

-Girls, I've just received the analysis on

the smudge you sent.

Hm, very interesting.

The smudge is actually a face print.

Does this mean anything to you?

-(UNISON) James!

-Guess now we have a pretty good idea who

messed with my car.

-We've got to find Sam.

-I've traced Sam's com [inaudible]

to the military base in Central America.

-We've got to get there right away.

But how?

Ask a stupid question.

[buzzing]

-(BRITISH ACCENT) Careful, sweetie.

The floor is pressure sensitive.

One wrong step and security will be all over us.

-Don't worry.

This feline streamline cat suit should do the trick.

Ha.

Toss me the phase changer phaser.

Got it.

Clover, Alex, stop it.

You're acting crazy.

-Did you help James break in and steal the

invisibility formula?

-It's not like that.

James's father plans to use the formula for evil We stole

it so we could destroy it.

-Yeah right.

And Clover's hair is really that blonde.

-Uh!

Sam, James is a criminal.

He nearly did us in today.

-I can't believe you guys are still so jealous.

Look, we will prove to you we're on a mission.

We'll destroy the formula.

-(BRITISH ACCENT) Actually Sam, your

little friends are right.

I did try to get rid of them today.

I guess I should have tried harder.

-What are you talking about?

You're not a criminal.

You're my boyfriend.

-(BRITISH ACCENT) I was just using you.

Truth is I'd never date someone so pathetic.

Anyway, now that you've helped me steal this I'll be the

ultimate criminal.

And my first crime will be to kidnap the President and hold

him for ransom.

Thanks to our little White House project I know the

building like the back of my hand.

Bottoms up!

Oh, and Sam.

Thanks for the memories, sweetie.

-[gasp]

[laughter]

-Quick, he's getting away.

-Where'd he go?

[screaming]

-I can't believe how stupid I was to believe him.

I'm so sorry.

You guys must totally hate me.

-It doesn't matter that you were a total,

unbearable jerk, Sammy.

-Yeah.

We still love you no matter how lame you acted.

-I would love to get back at that weasel.

-Then let's get out of this net and get to

Washington DC asap.

-I'll have us out of here in a jiff.

-How many of those things do you have?

[screaming]

-That's one of the military base choppers.

James must be inside already.

-How are we going to get over this fence without alerting

the Secret Service?

-All aboard the eyelash curler catapult.

-Now how are we going to find James?

He could be anywhere.

-Our best bet is to find the President.

-Sh.

Someone's coming.

Close one.

Hey, look!

That's weird.

The footprints just stopped.

It's James!

-Huh?

Security breach in the West Wing.

-Where'd he go?

-(BRITISH ACCENT) Out of my way.

-Not so fast.

-Sorry, but we're the good guys.

Split up.

We've got to find him before he gets to the President.

Get back here!

There you are you little--

[alarm]

-Which way did he go?

-I don't know.

-If only I had some kind of heat-sensing infrared goggles,

then I'd be able to find James.

Hey wait, I do.

Oh no.

Where's the President?

-(BRITISH ACCENT) Right here with me.

-[gasping]

-Let him go, James.

You'll never make it out of here.

-We'll just see about that.

Open wide, Mr. President.

-No!

-Who are you, girls, and why did you break

into the White House?

-We told you, we're from W.O.O.H.P. We're trying to

stop a kidnapping attempt on the president.

-More like trying to kidnap the President yourselves.

Now tell us where your other accomplice is.

-She's probably chasing James, Sam's

evil invisible boyfriend.

-That's evil invisible ex-boyfriend.

RADIO: The President is missing.

The President is missing.

-Don't let these two out of your sight.

-(BRITISH ACCENT) Get into the chopper.

-[groan]

-Shall we?

-After you.

-That will teach you to mess with my Sammy.

Oopsie.

JAMES (OFFSCREEN): Is that the best you can do?

-Not even close, pal.

JAMES (OFFSCREEN): Looks like we're going down.

-Hold him while I administer the serum.

-Thanks for saving the president, girls.

Oh, and sorry about the handcuffs.

Now who's pathetic, sweetie?

Take him away, boys.

Now I've got this other mission I need you to get on

right away.

-Uh, sorry Jer.

We plan on disappearing for the weekend.

-Yeah.

We'll catch you later.

-Here's to never letting anything get in the way of our

friendship again.

-Especially not a boy.

-From now it's all about togetherness.

-(UNISON) Deal.

-Oops, sorry, my fault.

-Hey, where are you going?

Hello?

Oh well.

So much for togetherness.

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