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THEME SONG: Here we go again.
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On the road till we stop.
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And then we'll shop.
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So one, two, three, now, baby.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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On a mission undercover
and we're in control.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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We're totally spies.
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Yeah, get on with the show.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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-Hey, Toby, put that
fantasy junk away.
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-Yeah?
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How about the reality of
getting the chores
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done before sun up?
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-Aw, but this is
the best part.
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The aliens are about to land.
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[loud noise]
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-What the--
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-Oh, my.
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-Whoa!
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-Run!
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[whirring sound]
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[music playing]
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DRIVING INSTRUCTOR (OFFSCREEN):
Left!
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Straighten out!
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[screaming]
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DRIVING INSTRUCTOR (OFFSCREEN):
Look out!
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-I seriously suggest you get
yourself a bus schedule, young
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lady, because at this rate,
there's no way you're going to
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pass your driving test.
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ALEX (OFFSCREEN): But
I've got to pass!
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Girls who drive attract
three times more boys
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than girls who don't.
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-Don't worry, Alex.
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We know you'll come through
in the clutch.
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-Please, don't say clutch.
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-Huh?
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[wailing]
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-You're the one taking
driver's ed, Alex.
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Where are the brakes?
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[grunting]
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-Is this WOOHP?
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I can't see anything.
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-I knew I should have bought
that glow in the dark tank top
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I saw at the mall.
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-Have I mentioned how much I
really don't like the dark.
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I'm not scared.
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It's just, you know-- you never
know what's going to--
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[yelping]
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-Hello, girls.
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-Jerry.
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[scoffs]
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You know what stress
does to my skin.
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-Sorry.
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Agent Morrison tripped over
the generator cable again.
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Now, take a look at these
satellite tapes from Italy,
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Russia, and France.
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[screaming]
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-WOOHP has reason to believe
the people in these videos
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were abducted by aliens.
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[laughing]
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SAM (OFFSCREEN): Aliens?
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You're kidding, right?
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-What'd you do?
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Bonk your head in the shower
this morning, Jer?
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-This is serious, spies.
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These abductions occurred
in the last two weeks.
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The first one was in this
Iowa cornfield.
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Your mission is to visit
the abduction site
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and look for clues.
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-I knew we couldn't be
alone in the galaxy!
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I knew there was life
on other planets.
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-Hey, Alex, you sound like
you're from another planet.
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-Yeah, Planet Whatever.
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-Now, then, your equipment
will include some old
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favorites-- jetpack backpacks,
hair pick lock picks, heat
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sensor 6,000 infrared motion
detector sunglasses, now with
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wireless internet connections
and digital camera functions,
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and some new items-- wrist
mounted [inaudible]
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XGs and CLALG.
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-Ew, need a glass
of water, Jerry?
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-That CLALG--
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C, L, A, L, G--
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combination laser and lip gloss,
in fruity, low cal
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bubble gum flavor.
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-If there are aliens out there,
we'll show them the
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best Earth has to offer.
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-Yay, Earth.
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-Goodbye and good
luck, ladies.
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[screaming]
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PILOT (OFFSCREEN): This is your
WOOHP pilot speaking.
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We're currently flying over the
Midwest at 37,000 feet.
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If you look out the bottom of
the plane, you'll see Iowa.
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-Bottom of the plane?
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[wailing]
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[screaming]
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-Looks like it doesn't matter
if she's driving a car or
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flying a jetpack.
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Alex still can't steer.
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SAM (OFFSCREEN): I hope
she sees that--
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[clang]
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---water tower.
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[groaning]
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[phone rinding]
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-Clover, Sam?
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Can you read me?
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-We're in the cornfield.
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It's like a maze.
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ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Oh, yeah.
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I can see you.
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Hello!
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The corn's being cut in
some kind of pattern.
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It looks like a giant sandal.
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I'm sending a picture of
this back to WOOHP.
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[screaming]
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-We're not coming back from this
mission with aliens, just
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some corn dust in our hair.
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-Um, just a tip.
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Don't try that move during
your driver's test.
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-Right.
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[rustling]
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[gasp]
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-Who's there?
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-I don't write this.
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-Me neither.
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[scary music playing]
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[grunting]
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-Oh, we didn't mean
to scare you.
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I'm Toby.
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This is Jed.
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-Talk about out of this world.
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-I'm Sam, and this is
Alex and Clover.
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We're c-- corn inspectors.
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We you here the night there
were all those lights?
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-We sure were.
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Our body Caleb got picked right
up into a spaceship.
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-We've been looking for
him ever since.
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-What did this spaceship
look like?
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-It looked like a kumquat.
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-No, more like a big
old rutabaga.
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-Oh, you've got hog
slop in your eyes.
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-Do you guys take snack
breaks out here?
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-No.
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The nearest burger place
is 40 miles away.
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-Then either there were other
humans here the night Caleb
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got snatched, or the aliens went
through the drive-through
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before getting down
to business.
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-Hasn't my hair suffered
enough?
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-Maybe the aliens
have come back.
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-Huh?
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-You girls better
check that out.
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I'm gonna stay here and, you
know, protect the corn?
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-Someone should protect
them from you.
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[giggles]
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-Who are you, and what
are you doing here?
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-We're relatives of the people
who disappeared.
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We're trying to figure
out what's going on.
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-Ah.
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Well, I'm Dr. Sagan Hawking.
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I'm an astronomer.
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-Cool!
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I'm a Virgo.
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-I'm studying the abductions,
as well.
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If we're facing an alien
invasion, I want to know just
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what we're up against.
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Anything you've learned
might be helpful.
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-Oh, we'd love to help.
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-Well, then hop in.
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I'll fly you to my little
workshop in the Rockies.
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[music playing]
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[door buzzing]
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-Awesome!
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Everything in this place has to
do with researching aliens.
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-Awesome?
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Or completely insane?
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You make the call.
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DR. HAWKING (OFFSCREEN):
This way, girls.
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-Hey, what does Gooper--
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-I'll, uh, take those.
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Thank you.
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Now, then, if you will direct
your attention to the table.
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The stars indicate where the
abductions have taken place.
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My theory is that aliens are
capturing members of different
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cultures and studying them so
they can decide where to start
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the full invasion.
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-Huh?
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-There are a lot of countries
they haven't hit yet.
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I sure hope they won't
visit Beverly Hills.
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-And my computers are predicting
the next abduction
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will take place right here, in
a bazaar in Saudi Arabia.
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-Oh, thanks for your
time, Doctor.
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-Wait!
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You promised you'd tell me what
you've learned, remember?
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-Oh.
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-We've learned the alien ship
may look like a kumquat--
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or a rutabaga.
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-I see.
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Well, I trust you'll contact
me if you find
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out anything else.
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And I'll do the same
for you, of course.
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-Time to sheik our booties
to Saudi Arabia.
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CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): This is
so my kind of mission--
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undercover in bargain city.
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-Hello?
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Focus.
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You never know what might
be around the next--
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ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Something
tells me they're not
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here for the sale.
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[gasp]
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[music playing]
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[gasp]
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[grunting]
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-Now, that's what I call
follow for a girl.
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[gasp]
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-Nice meeting you guys,
but I've gotta go.
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See ya!
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-Uh-oh.
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-I don't care how good
the deals are here.
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Next time, I shop online.
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[clang]
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-Nobody touches my hair!
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-I could swear I saw
that in a movie.
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-Just remember driver's ed.
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[honking]
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-Plan ahead when steering.
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Identify hazards.
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Signal turns.
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Never ever tailgate.
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-You all right, Alex?
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-Totally.
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But these guys knew we were
going to be here,
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like we were set up.
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[grunts]
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SAM (OFFSCREEN): Gooper again.
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And look at that burger bag--
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just like the one Clover
found back in Iowa.
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Something tells me Dr.
Hawking is connected.
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-Afternoon, ladies.
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-Hey, Jerry, does the name
Gooper mean anything to you?
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-Sorry, it doesn't.
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But I'll check on it.
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However, I do have some
information about that pattern
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you found in the cornfield.
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-Is it an alien message?
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-I'm not sure.
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But those shapes represent
numbers.
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They're latitude and longitude
coordinate for an isolated
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mesa in Mexico.
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You'll fly there in this new
WOOHP transport prototype.
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I'm sure you'll love it.
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-Cool!
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[music playing]
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[wailing]
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[grunting]
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-Iowa, Colorado, Saudi
Arabia, Mexico--
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I mean, I wish we got frequent
flyer miles for all
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the places we go.
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-Tell me about it.
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If there were aliens, we could
go visit them on their planet.
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00:11:08,602 --> 00:11:19,344
[crickets and frogs chirping]
266
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,712
-Huh?
267
00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:29,320
-Aliens, for real!
268
00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:30,488
-Maybe.
269
00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:41,433
-Cover me.
270
00:11:41,435 --> 00:11:42,367
I'm checking this out.
271
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:43,435
-Cover her?
272
00:11:43,437 --> 00:11:46,171
Against the Starship
Enormoprise?
273
00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:47,839
-We can't let her go alone.
274
00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:48,606
Come on!
275
00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:49,474
-Got a plan yet?
276
00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:51,976
-I was hoping maybe you did.
277
00:11:51,978 --> 00:11:52,911
-Just a second.
278
00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:54,279
We're talking.
279
00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:02,220
-Well, here I am.
280
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,388
Now what?
281
00:12:07,927 --> 00:12:08,893
OK.
282
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,295
No presh, Alex.
283
00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:13,364
Just the first communication
between our two planets.
284
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:14,666
Um, hey!
285
00:12:14,668 --> 00:12:16,901
What's up?
286
00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,169
-Excuse me?
287
00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:20,105
-Did you just speak English?
288
00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:22,173
-Actually, I'm better
at French.
289
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:25,176
But I'm pretty good in English
and more than 25 other
290
00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:26,511
intergalactic dialogues.
291
00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:28,646
[screaming]
292
00:12:36,388 --> 00:12:39,491
-Why have you been
abducting people?
293
00:12:39,493 --> 00:12:40,558
-We've never done that.
294
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,427
It's the Goopers.
295
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,395
-You know about Gooper?
296
00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:46,397
-There was a distress message
carved by our friends in the
297
00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:49,000
wheat fields saying they'd been
captured by evil Goopers.
298
00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:52,003
We came as quickly as we could
to save them, but the Goopers
299
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:53,404
were waiting for us.
300
00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:56,241
-I'd better let my friends
know what's going on.
301
00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:56,941
Great.
302
00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,243
It's jammed.
303
00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:02,547
Clover and Sam, I'm trapped
in an alien ship.
304
00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:03,381
Hope you can track me.
305
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:04,482
Come quick.
306
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:05,817
Love, Alex.
307
00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:08,019
So tell me more about
the Goopers.
308
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,821
Are they evil aliens?
309
00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:10,955
DR. HAWKING (OFFSCREEN):
Not quite.
310
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:11,723
[gasps]
311
00:13:11,725 --> 00:13:12,857
ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Dr. Hawking.
312
00:13:12,859 --> 00:13:14,893
Have the Goopers captured
you, too?
313
00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:15,760
[chuckling]
314
00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:16,961
-Captured me?
315
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,596
They're working for me.
316
00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:21,933
And you, little spy,
are my prisoner.
317
00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:23,234
-But we told you, we're just--
318
00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:24,035
-Oh, that's right.
319
00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:25,770
Concerned relatives.
320
00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:27,105
Please.
321
00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:29,474
I saw you land your jetpacks
in that cornfield.
322
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:32,610
I made up that whole astronomer
story to find out
323
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,012
how much you knew.
324
00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:36,247
-So who are you?
325
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,149
-I am a leader of Gooper.
326
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,651
[screaming]
327
00:13:44,723 --> 00:13:45,456
-Whoa.
328
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,759
I had the freakiest dream.
329
00:13:47,761 --> 00:13:48,693
Me, too.
330
00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:50,295
Thank goodness it's over.
331
00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:52,530
[gasps]
332
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,599
-Don't be afraid.
333
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,467
We won't hurt you.
334
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:57,735
Finally,
335
00:13:57,737 --> 00:13:58,670
-Finally, someone who doesn't
want to hurt us.
336
00:13:58,672 --> 00:13:59,470
-W-- w-- wait.
337
00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:00,438
Wait, wait.
338
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,807
Did you just speak English?
339
00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:03,341
Freaky.
340
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,510
-Cool, but yeah.
341
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:06,144
Freaky.
342
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:07,512
-It's Alex.
343
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,247
ALEX (OFFSCREEN): I'm trapped
in an alien ship.
344
00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:10,181
Hope you can track me.
345
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:10,849
Come quick.
346
00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:12,016
Love, Alex.
347
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,418
-She's trapped on that ship.
348
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:16,354
-The Goopers got her, just
like they got our friend.
349
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,488
Why would they do this?
350
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:19,457
We would never hurt anyone.
351
00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:20,925
-Goopers, huh?
352
00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:22,994
Sounds like we've all got a
reason to get to that big
353
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,329
spaceship.
354
00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:25,597
-Yeah, but how are the four of
us going to follow Alex with
355
00:14:25,599 --> 00:14:27,799
just two jetpack backpacks?
356
00:14:27,801 --> 00:14:30,101
-Leave that to us.
357
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:31,069
-All right.
358
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:33,004
Just what is Gooper anyway?
359
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:35,073
-Global Organization
Of Pilfering
360
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:37,041
Extraterrestrial Resources.
361
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:40,211
I tracked this ship over Iowa,
then jammed its equipment.
362
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:43,915
Now, this ship and its
crew work for me.
363
00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:46,251
And thanks to the distress
message we left in that
364
00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:50,188
cornfield, I have two ships
to aid in my plan.
365
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:51,222
-What plan?
366
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,957
-To create fear.
367
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:56,327
And when Earth is completely
terrified of an invasion, I'll
368
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:58,796
force the aliens to make
their demands.
369
00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:01,866
The abductions will only stop
if the world's governments
370
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:03,468
hand over all their wealth.
371
00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:06,604
-What happens to people you've
already abducted?
372
00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:07,772
-Oh, yes.
373
00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:09,574
That is a situation.
374
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:12,010
I guess they'll have
to be disposed of.
375
00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:15,546
In fact, you'll be the first
to test my Obliterator.
376
00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:17,949
Uh, report to me when
you're finished.
377
00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:19,684
I'll be in the control room.
378
00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:27,759
-Wow.
379
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:30,295
You gave our Sky Skimmer
a major upgrade.
380
00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:33,998
And it has tracking equipment
so we can find our friends.
381
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,501
-Like, how do you know
how to do all this?
382
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:40,038
-Back on our home planet, we're
an elite team of spies.
383
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,406
Let's go.
384
00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:49,147
-Dress me up in veils, huh?
385
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:51,115
Well, look who's laughing now?
386
00:15:55,087 --> 00:15:56,054
-That would be me.
387
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:56,554
[gasps]
388
00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:58,723
[yelling]
389
00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:00,725
-That won't stop them for long.
390
00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:02,894
Come on!
391
00:16:02,896 --> 00:16:04,262
Get 'em!
392
00:16:09,168 --> 00:16:11,069
ALIEN SPY (OFFSCREEN): How
will we get inside?
393
00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:13,137
-We'll just walk through
the door.
394
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,039
-What door?
395
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:15,974
-Aha.
396
00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:17,875
-That door.
397
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:19,043
-Oh.
398
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:28,219
ALEX (OFFSCREEN): That must
be the Obliterator.
399
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:29,887
CALEB (OFFSCREEN):
No, let me go!
400
00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:30,855
Help!
401
00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:32,690
Help!
402
00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:33,825
-Look!
403
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:35,893
That must be Caleb,
the guy who was
404
00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:37,295
abducted from the cornfield.
405
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:39,263
ALIEN SPY (OFFSCREEN): They're
going to use it on those
406
00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:40,131
people.
407
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,265
-Not if we can help it.
408
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:43,568
But how can the two of us
stop all those Goons?
409
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:45,203
GOON (OFFSCREEN): Not
to mention us.
410
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:47,105
There's nowhere to run.
411
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:48,006
-OK.
412
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:49,574
I'm ready to be rescued now.
413
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:57,582
Are we glad to see you.
414
00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:59,283
Dr. Hawking's behind all this.
415
00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:00,718
I'd tell you more,
but it looks like
416
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:01,786
we still have company.
417
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:04,455
-Now, it's our turn
to help you.
418
00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:11,262
-Neat toy.
419
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:12,363
Where'd you get it?
420
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:15,066
-From our spy supervisor,
Jay Ri.
421
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:15,733
-Jerry?
422
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:18,703
-No, Jay Ri.
423
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:19,937
CALEB (OFFSCREEN): Help!
424
00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,305
-Up and over, girls.
425
00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:34,252
-You guys free the aliens.
426
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:36,554
I'm going for that big,
nasty thingamajig.
427
00:17:41,927 --> 00:17:43,061
-Let's see.
428
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:44,495
Pulse magnitude, strength
indicator.
429
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:51,002
Here it is.
430
00:17:51,004 --> 00:17:52,136
-Merci beaucoup.
431
00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:54,105
-You speak French, too?
432
00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:55,540
-Yeah, and more than 25 another
433
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:57,708
intergalactic dialects.
434
00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:59,210
-Merci beaucoup.
435
00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:03,648
-Why don't these things come
with an off switch?
436
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:04,816
You again?
437
00:18:07,886 --> 00:18:13,057
Sorry, I just had my hair cut.
438
00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:16,494
-Dr. Hawking's in the
control room.
439
00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:23,201
[music playing]
440
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:26,070
CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Don't
touch another button!
441
00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:27,438
-Get them.
442
00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:34,679
[struggling]
443
00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:36,581
-Give it up, Doctor.
444
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:38,182
-Hurry up, girls.
445
00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:39,016
She just programmed--
446
00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:40,051
-Stay back!
447
00:18:40,053 --> 00:18:42,587
Or I'll crash this ship
into Mexico City.
448
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:45,089
If I can't have this technology,
no one can.
449
00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:47,191
-Well, you definitely
can't have it.
450
00:18:47,193 --> 00:18:49,660
[struggling]
451
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,929
[wailing]
452
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:53,030
-We're going down.
453
00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:54,732
-Tell us something
we don't know.
454
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:56,634
Steer us clear of the city.
455
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:57,235
-Me?
456
00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:57,935
Steer?
457
00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,103
-There's no one else!
458
00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:00,404
Alex!
459
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:01,606
-Wait a minute.
460
00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:03,641
Uh, these controls look
kind of familiar.
461
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,610
It's almost exactly like
the car from my
462
00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:07,211
driver's ed class, I think.
463
00:19:07,213 --> 00:19:09,147
-Then start driving.
464
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:11,015
-Maybe if I do this.
465
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:13,551
[screaming]
466
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,655
-I can't keep her up anymore.
467
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,023
I've got to set her down.
468
00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:21,459
There's just enough
room there.
469
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,394
I'm gonna park it like a pro.
470
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:25,930
[wailing]
471
00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:35,840
-Excuse me, driving
is hard enough.
472
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,175
-You got it?
473
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:42,813
-Please, return your seats to
their upright positions.
474
00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:44,815
We have landed.
475
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:47,919
I sure hope I'll pass my driving
test after that.
476
00:19:50,489 --> 00:19:52,523
-If you ever need your
corn inspected,
477
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,325
um, here's my number.
478
00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:55,793
ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Bye, guys.
479
00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:57,128
Have a safe flight.
480
00:19:57,130 --> 00:19:58,496
-Merci beaucoup!
481
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,669
-Maybe someday we can visit
them on their planet.
482
00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:05,903
-Maybe.
483
00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:07,205
But right now, you've
got a test to take.
484
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:20,718
-I've never seen a student
make such quick progress.
485
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,686
How did you do it, Alex?
486
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:23,788
-I practiced on a giant
alien spaceship.
487
00:20:26,758 --> 00:20:28,893
-So, where do you want
to drive first.
488
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,428
-Definitely the mall.
489
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:33,364
I want to see if I can attract
three times as many boys, now
490
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,466
that I can drive.
491
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:36,934
[crash]
492
00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:41,305
[sobbing]
493
00:20:41,307 --> 00:20:43,207
[laughing]
494
00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:44,642
-Oh, man.
495
00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:47,712
I guess I still need practice
with the parking brake.
496
00:20:48,947 --> 00:20:59,056
[theme music]
497
00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:18,042
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