Original subtitles

We're getting on the road til we stop.

And then we'll shop.

So one, two, three now, baby.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

On a mission undercover and we're in control.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Totally Spies get on with the show.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

[cries and shouts]

[alarm bell ringing]

-Fire!

Whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo!

Fire!

Fire!

[school bell ringing]

ALEX (OFFSCREEN): No way!

CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Way.

SAM (OFFSCREEN): So then what'd you do?

CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): The only thing I could.

SAM (OFFSCREEN): No way.

-Way!

-You're so cool.

[horn honking]

[gasps]

-Wow!

ALEX (OFFSCREEN): What is it, Clover?

-Hey, are you OK?

-I'm more than OK.

I'm in love.

-Ew, Caitlyn's brother?

-We really have to get her a blindfold.

CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Why hello, Rick.

So good to see you.

-Hey, Clover.

-How would you love to give me a ride home?

-I can't.

Gotta go to the mall.

Nice skirt.

Hey, where'd you get that?

[laughs]

RICK (OFFSCREEN): Gotta get my kid sister a

birthday present today.

-Uh!

CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Ugh!

Kid sister?

I bet his kid sister wouldn't wear something like this!

-My mom wouldn't wear something like that.

-Maybe you should just be yourself, Clover.

-Be myself?

Hello, Rick's a senior!

As in, he's used to sophisticated women!

-Yeah, but if a person doesn't like you for who you are--

-You guys, we're in the spy business.

Reinventing ourselves is what we do.

[gasps]

[shouts]

[shouts]

-Ugh!

-Girls, we have a worldwide problem on our hands.

Vital members of society have stopped doing their jobs.

They're interested in playing with toys.

[sirens and shouting]

[beeping]

[alarm ringing]

ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Toys?

-You're kidding, right?

-Unfortunately, I'm quite serious.

-Whoa!

-This chaos will turn into pandemonium unless we nip it

in the bud.

And so your mission is to go undercover as buyers.

-Finally a mission I can relate to!

-As we speak, there's a toy fair going on in Taiwan.

Perhaps you can find a clue there as to who's behind this

bizarre phenomenon.

I have assembled some gadgets for you.

[snaps fingers]

There's the Magnabelt.

-Huh?

-What?

-Yeah, that's a little too Elvis for me.

-The TAD, or Tracking Accessory Device.

It can be activated by your Compowders.

Infrared Heat Detector Glasses.

The Manicure Kit with Press-on Sticky Fingers

and Laser Nail File.

-Ooh, does it have cherry blossom red in it?

-And electric blue.

-Perfect.

Aah!

-And lastly, the Ejector Bead Bracelet.

-Whoo!

-Oh, careful with that one.

It's still in development.

By the way, I like your new look, Clover.

Very sophisticated.

My mother has a suit just like it.

[giggles]

-Huh?

[screams]

-Whoa!

Cool!

-Look at all the toys.

-How awesome!

-Cool!

-Childish.

-Did you see how wonderful the Vladimir Kosarev line was?

-You really have to see that Vladimir--

-Vladimir Kosarev is the most popular booth at the

convention.

-Guess we know where to start.

-Cool!

-I'd say we're definitely in the right place.

-Welcome to the Vladimir Kosarev booth, ladies.

-Thanks.

We hear your toys are all the rage.

-What my associate means to articulate is, is that we've

uh, observed a positive reaction to your toy line.

-Yeah.

They're all the rage.

-I've never heard of Vladimir Kosarev before.

Are his toys in stores yet?

-No.

We're a brand new company.

[beep]

[beep]

ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Really?

No one's had a chance to play with them?

SALESMAN (OFFSCREEN): This is our big debut.

[beep]

[beep]

-I see.

-Why don't you take some toys, ladies?

-Hey!

-What?

-Go on, open them.

You'll see their appeal instantly.

Really.

-Maybe later.

Right now we need to make a phone call.

JERRY (OFFSCREEN): Hello, ladies.

How's the toy fair?

-We're sending some samples your way, Jer.

They're from the Vladimir Kosarev Toy Company.

-Ow!

-The rep said the company's brand new.

But the packaging's ancient.

Like from the '70s.

-Not only that, all the toys in the WOOHP playback were

from their toy line.

-Good work, girls.

I'll let you know what we find out.

-Let's go over the mission while we're waiting to hear

from Jerry.

-Better yet, let's go over how I'm going to impress Rick

while we're stuck in stupid Taiwan.

-Taiwan's not stupid, Clover.

It's exotic and interesting.

-Good angle!

Why didn't I think of that?

[phone ringing]

-Hi Rick, it's Clover.

Oh, nothing much.

I'm just calling from exotic and interesting Taiwan.

[phone ringing]

-Huh?

That was fast.

Huh?

Jerry says there's no record of a Vladimir Kosarev Company

anywhere.

-Well, somebody has to be making these toys.

[whoosh]

-Sam?

Are you OK?

-[giggles].

-[gasps].

[splat]

-[laughs].

-Rick, I'm gonna have to call you back.

This is so sixth grade.

-Yeah Sammy, cut it out!

-Make me.

-Ooh!

-Leave me alone!

Nooo!

Noo!

-Do something, Clover!

Make her stop acting like a, like a kid!

-What do I look like?

Her mother?

-Well, in that outfit.

-Ugh.

You behave young lady, or you're going to your room!

-Huh?

[sighs].

ALEX (OFFSCREEN): We better tell Jerry what's going on.

[beep]

-Hi, Jerry?

-Oh look everyone, it's Clover.

Red rover, red rover, send Clover over!

[laughs].

-Aah!

-Oh no!

Not Jerry too!

-We have to figure out what's up with these toys before

Jerry and Sam and everyone else are

stuck like this forever.

[gong]

[honking]

-It's just the same old stuff we saw when

we were here before.

-The Bark-a-Roo!

-Shh!

-Ooh, ooh!

Megatronic Action Hero!

-Shh!

-The Beauty Queen!

Yeah!

-Shh!

-[gasps]

It's Mommy's Doll.

They have Mommy's Doll.

-Hey, my mom had one of those too.

The Little Ann.

She said it was the hottest thing when she was a kid.

-Why?

It doesn't even light up.

-Let's see who manufactured this baby.

The Little Ann.

[bang]

-[gasps].

-Hey!

-Run!

-Trespassers are headed for the alley.

Get rid of them.

Permanently.

-[gasps].

-Aah!

[engines revving]

-I don't suppose that's the welcoming committee.

[tires squealing]

[honking]

[sirens]

-Jerry was right.

Chaos is turning into pandemonium!

[tires squealing]

-Time for a manicure!

-Do you really think there's time? 'Cause that electric

blue is awesome.

[zoom]

-Press-on sticky fingers.

-Right.

-Whee!

[tires squealing]

[engines revving]

[ringtone]

-Uh!

Ooh, oh!

That must be the info on the Little Ann doll.

Says it was manufactured by the Little Ann Toy Company in

Russia in '74.

They stopped production a few years later.

-Didn't you say the packaging on the Vladimir Kosarev line

was from the '70s?

See who owned the Little Ann Toy Company.

-Vladimir Kosarev!

Of course, they're one and the same.

He's still using his old factory to

make these new toys.

-Guess we know where we're headed.

[beeps and buzzes]

[dog barking]

-A lot of security for a toy factory.

-We need to get inside.

-Oh look!

-[gasps].

-I want one!

-Shh!

Yeah!

-[giggles].

-What's that?

Aah!

Sam stop!

Sam!

-Simon didn't say.

-Simon says stop, Sam!

[siren]

MALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): Intruder alert!

Intrude alert!

[siren]

-Who put these here?

They're for the next shipment.

Rodney, help me get these inside.

-Huh?

-[gasps].

-Hey, there's a malfunction in this doll.

-Trash it.

-[gasps].

-Oh, grab another two for the next shipment.

-Huh!

Uh!

-[screams].

-Aw, yeah!

[beeping]

-The TAD says Sam's in here.

-This is almost as big as your closet!

[whoosh]

-Sam quick, get out of there!

-Simon says get out of there now, Sam!

-[laughing].

-Ugh!

Ugh!

-Aah!

[whoosh]

[screams]

-That was fun!

What else can we play?

-[sighs].

-I wonder why they don't close the boxes?

-I'll go ask!

-[gasps].

-I have a better idea.

Let's play I Spy.

-Yeah!

-[sighs]

Like we don't do that every day.

-Me first, me first!

I spy with my little eye something that is big.

-A computer.

-You're good.

-Ugh!

-I bet that beam has something to do with

everyone acting like kids.

-We just have to figure out what the computer chip is and

reprogram it.

-I can't log on.

-Password's usually obvious, 'cause they think no one'll go

for the obvious.

Like uh, toys.

[buzz]

-Huh?

OK.

Little Ann?

[buzz]

ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Obviously, he doesn't know the rule!

-Now what?

[bang]

-Huh?

-Works for me.

At least it'll slow 'em down while we--

GUARD (OFFSCREEN): We have intruders!

-[gasp].

ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Take that!

[crashing]

ALEX (OFFSCREEN): [shouting].

-Last one out is a rotten egg!

[gunfire]

-Ugh!

-[gasps].

Yes

-(RUSSIAN ACCENT) Hello there.

-What are you thinking?

-Revenge, of course.

Children who once adored my Little Ann have grown up and

forgotten the joy, the simplicity.

They're only interested in high tech gizmos and silly

electronic toys!

-Uh dude, I think she was talking about the outfit.

-Totally.

Now about this whole revenge thing.

It won't bring back the Little Ann.

-Of course it will.

Adults across the world will be forced to remember the joy

of the Little Ann as soon as I regress them to the children

they once were.

-Oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please!

Can I go with you, please?

-Now why can't you have an attitude like that?

Hop aboard, my little elf.

-No!

Sam, Simon says no!

[whirring]

-You'll never get away with this!

Hmm?

-On second thought, maybe he will.

-Once those beams hit us, we're doomed to life of

immaturity.

Rick will never know the joy of me!

-Hey!

It's not my fault!

-Push me!

[whoosh]

-Huh?

Where'd they go?

Aah!

Ugh!

[crash]

-[laughing].

-(SING SONG) Hey, little boy.

I'll give you a lollipop if you untie me.

-Well, OK.

-No sign of Vladimir's sleigh.

-[gasps].

The TAD!

-Sam's just ahead of us.

-[gasps].

-He's thrown her overboard!

-We gotta catch her!

Hang on for hyper speed!

[engine rumbling]

[blast]

ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Ugh!

[screaming]

[engine shuts down]

-He tricked us!

It's just a doll.

-Look!

[gasps].

[people screaming]

-Kosarev's dolls aren't turning

people into kids anymore.

Now he's using them as an evil army!

-We're too late!

-Maybe not.

What does Vladimir care about most in the world?

-Bell bottoms?

-The Little Ann.

His pride and joy.

We've got to beat him at his own game.

-Ooh!

I don't get it.

-The old switcheroo!

-Don't you mean Bark-a-Roo?

-Try to stay with me.

We put the computer chip from the Bark-a-Roo

into the Little Ann.

It's so obvious, he'll never suspect a thing.

-Yeah!

[zip]

[bang]

-I'm on!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

[smash]

-Ow!

-[gasps].

Hey!

Don't be mean!

Ugh!

-Grr!

-Ugh!

Ugh!

[cocks gun]

-[gasps].

My Little Ann!

-This is the last one, Vlady.

If you throw me over, she goes too.

-Yuh!

My Little Ann.

What do you want to do today, Little Ann?

-Vladimir, you have to go back to the factory

and make things right.

-I don't want to.

I want to play.

-You do it right now, mister!

Or you're grounded!

-(SING-SONG) Vladimir's in trouble.

-Mmm, all right.

[school bell ringing]

SAM (OFFSCREEN): No way!

ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Way!

-Clover, did I really act like a kid?

-Only slightly more than usual.

Ohh!

Hi, Rick.

I have two tickets to the opera.

Would you care to join me?

-Opera?

Clover, what happened?

You look like my mom now.

-Hey Rick!

Are we still going to the street fair tonight?

-Sure, Mandy.

-[giggles].

Nice outfit.

PTA meeting?

[laughs].

-Argh!

[steam whistle]

-Excuse me, Professor?

Could you tell me where the administration office is?

[growls]

[thunder]

[growls]

-Aah!

[crying].

-Being mature is so overrated.

-[giggles].

-[sighs].

[theme music]

[theme music]