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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,405 --> 00:00:09,241 THEME SONG: Here we go again, on the road till we stop. 2 00:00:09,243 --> 00:00:11,143 And then we'll shop. 3 00:00:11,145 --> 00:00:13,512 So 1, 2, 3, now, baby. 4 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:16,782 Here we go! 5 00:00:16,784 --> 00:00:18,217 Here we go. 6 00:00:18,219 --> 00:00:21,553 Here we go on a mission undercover, 7 00:00:21,555 --> 00:00:23,422 and we're in control. 8 00:00:23,424 --> 00:00:24,390 Here we go. 9 00:00:24,392 --> 00:00:26,225 Here we go. 10 00:00:26,227 --> 00:00:29,128 We're totally spies, yeah, get on with the show. 11 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:30,529 Here we go. 12 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:31,964 Here we go. 13 00:00:31,966 --> 00:00:34,366 Here we go. 14 00:00:38,638 --> 00:00:48,680 [goats bleating] 15 00:00:48,682 --> 00:00:54,453 [goats bleating] 16 00:00:54,455 --> 00:01:01,126 [boom] 17 00:01:01,128 --> 00:01:04,430 [thundering hooves] 18 00:01:04,432 --> 00:01:06,365 [blaring alarm] 19 00:01:06,367 --> 00:01:10,602 [blast] 20 00:01:10,604 --> 00:01:12,104 [splash] 21 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:20,646 -New WOOHP state-of-the-art technology? 22 00:01:20,648 --> 00:01:22,147 Puh-lease! 23 00:01:22,149 --> 00:01:24,983 The Evapoblaster is nothing but a glorified hairdryer. 24 00:01:24,985 --> 00:01:25,984 -I agree! 25 00:01:25,986 --> 00:01:27,886 That mission was totally lame. 26 00:01:27,888 --> 00:01:29,521 I mean, avalanche patrol? 27 00:01:29,523 --> 00:01:30,389 What are we? 28 00:01:30,391 --> 00:01:32,024 Spies or forest rangers? 29 00:01:32,026 --> 00:01:33,158 -Neither. 30 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:33,892 Apparently, we're goat babysitters. 31 00:01:40,233 --> 00:01:43,602 [wind whistling] 32 00:01:50,210 --> 00:01:51,977 ALEX (OFFSCREEN): I thought this whole spy gig was 33 00:01:51,979 --> 00:01:53,712 supposed to be fun. 34 00:01:53,714 --> 00:01:55,280 So much for the days of exciting 35 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:57,516 missions in exotic places. 36 00:01:57,518 --> 00:01:59,751 -At least, we could be psyched about our big snowboarding 37 00:01:59,753 --> 00:02:01,720 trip this weekend. 38 00:02:01,722 --> 00:02:03,122 -Yeah! 39 00:02:03,124 --> 00:02:04,690 What do you say we forget about Jerry and his boring 40 00:02:04,692 --> 00:02:07,426 missions and focus on what is really important? 41 00:02:07,428 --> 00:02:08,694 -(IN UNISON) Wow! 42 00:02:21,574 --> 00:02:23,942 -Oh, it's fabulous! 43 00:02:23,944 --> 00:02:26,378 -Don't you think it's a bit tight for snowboarding? 44 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:28,180 -Uh! 45 00:02:28,182 --> 00:02:30,516 It's hardly any of your business! 46 00:02:30,518 --> 00:02:31,917 Now, bug off! 47 00:02:38,558 --> 00:02:47,499 [shrieks] 48 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:48,967 -Hm. 49 00:02:48,969 --> 00:02:50,335 JERRY (OFFSCREEN): Ahem. 50 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:52,271 [clicks tongue] 51 00:02:52,273 --> 00:02:53,505 -Pfft! 52 00:02:58,378 --> 00:03:01,313 [phone buzzes] 53 00:03:01,315 --> 00:03:02,548 -Alex here. 54 00:03:02,550 --> 00:03:04,082 -Alex, I've noticed your grades have slipped. 55 00:03:04,084 --> 00:03:06,585 So I've arranged for you to be tutored by our top WOOHP 56 00:03:06,587 --> 00:03:07,920 scholar every day after school. 57 00:03:07,922 --> 00:03:09,087 No need to thank me. 58 00:03:09,089 --> 00:03:11,123 I'm just happy to help where I can. 59 00:03:11,125 --> 00:03:12,524 [buzz] 60 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:13,725 -Ungh! 61 00:03:17,063 --> 00:03:18,564 SAMMY (OFFSCREEN): OK. 62 00:03:18,566 --> 00:03:21,200 Being a spy has just gone for mundane to ridiculous. 63 00:03:21,202 --> 00:03:22,801 We can't even get ready for our trip without 64 00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:24,369 Jerry bugging us! 65 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:25,504 -Tell me about it. 66 00:03:25,506 --> 00:03:27,139 That man is the absolutely worst! 67 00:03:27,141 --> 00:03:30,075 We should definitely give him a piece of our minds. 68 00:03:30,077 --> 00:03:31,276 -I totally agree. 69 00:03:31,278 --> 00:03:33,478 It's high time we put our feet down. 70 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:34,446 [buzz] 71 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:35,380 -(TOGETHER) Huh! 72 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:37,282 [buzzing] 73 00:03:37,284 --> 00:03:38,250 [zap] 74 00:03:38,252 --> 00:03:39,685 [girls shrieking] 75 00:03:39,687 --> 00:03:41,086 -Well, you know what they say? 76 00:03:41,088 --> 00:03:42,554 No time like the present. 77 00:03:47,193 --> 00:03:51,863 [girls shrieking] 78 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:52,331 -Huh! 79 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:54,132 Uh. 80 00:03:54,134 --> 00:03:55,968 Aah! 81 00:03:55,970 --> 00:03:56,702 OK, Jerry. 82 00:03:56,704 --> 00:03:58,136 Enough is enough! 83 00:03:58,138 --> 00:03:59,538 -That's right. 84 00:03:59,540 --> 00:04:01,273 We're sick of you butting into our personal lives. 85 00:04:01,275 --> 00:04:02,541 -Yeah. 86 00:04:02,543 --> 00:04:04,743 And no more treating us like little girls. 87 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:07,546 Do I make myself kuh-- kuh-- 88 00:04:07,548 --> 00:04:09,581 clear? 89 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:10,749 -Crystal clear. 90 00:04:13,052 --> 00:04:14,319 Hello, girls. 91 00:04:14,321 --> 00:04:17,489 I'm Mac Smit, your new WOOHP guardian. 92 00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:18,824 -You're our new guardian? 93 00:04:18,826 --> 00:04:19,625 Wh-- 94 00:04:19,627 --> 00:04:21,093 What happened to Jerry? 95 00:04:21,095 --> 00:04:23,829 -Jerry decided, after 35 wonderful years with WOOHP, 96 00:04:23,831 --> 00:04:26,565 that it was time he worked on his golf game. 97 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:28,333 He is retired. 98 00:04:28,335 --> 00:04:29,167 -It's true, ladies. 99 00:04:29,169 --> 00:04:30,702 I have, indeed, retired. 100 00:04:30,704 --> 00:04:32,571 I am, however, confident that I've left you in 101 00:04:32,573 --> 00:04:33,872 very capable hands. 102 00:04:33,874 --> 00:04:36,341 Mac should prove to be a fine replacement. 103 00:04:36,343 --> 00:04:39,711 -So does this mean we're never going to see you again, Jer? 104 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:41,046 -Sorry, I can't help you. 105 00:04:41,048 --> 00:04:42,247 I'm retired. 106 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:48,654 -I can't believe Jerry retired. 107 00:04:48,656 --> 00:04:51,290 It seems like just yesterday he was invading our privacy 108 00:04:51,292 --> 00:04:53,558 and majorly getting on our nerves. 109 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:55,227 -Well, we'll have plenty of time to get 110 00:04:55,229 --> 00:04:56,695 acquainted later, girls. 111 00:04:56,697 --> 00:04:58,563 Right now, I need you to gather round because I have a 112 00:04:58,565 --> 00:05:00,499 really important mission for you. 113 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:02,067 -Great! 114 00:05:02,069 --> 00:05:03,969 This guy's going to be a pain in the butt, just like Jerry. 115 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:06,905 -And the first thing you'll need for this mission is an 116 00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:10,442 official WOOHP platinum credit card. 117 00:05:10,444 --> 00:05:13,512 -Did you just say "platinum credit card"? 118 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:14,913 -That's right. 119 00:05:14,915 --> 00:05:17,015 WOOHP gave me a couple of new cards this morning. 120 00:05:17,017 --> 00:05:18,917 Your first mission is to go shopping on the 121 00:05:18,919 --> 00:05:20,719 organization's dime. 122 00:05:20,721 --> 00:05:25,223 I know this fabulous new department store in Paris. 123 00:05:25,225 --> 00:05:26,958 -(TOGETHER) Paris? 124 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:29,227 -Buh, buh, but what about our gadgets? 125 00:05:29,229 --> 00:05:31,263 Jerry always gives us gadgets. 126 00:05:31,265 --> 00:05:32,798 -OK. 127 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:36,001 Here's the Parasol Crossbow, the Backpack Jetpack, the 128 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:39,805 Crime Scene Scanner Watch, the Tornado in a Can of Hairspray, 129 00:05:39,807 --> 00:05:43,508 and a tube of Immobilizing Stun Tan Lotion. 130 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:45,243 Have fun. 131 00:05:45,245 --> 00:05:46,445 [girls shriek] 132 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:55,454 -It's official. 133 00:05:55,456 --> 00:05:56,455 Mac's the best! 134 00:05:56,457 --> 00:05:58,990 The total, ultimate, coolest. 135 00:05:58,992 --> 00:06:00,692 -You can say that again. 136 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:03,228 But he's also so cool and smart. 137 00:06:03,230 --> 00:06:05,464 -I'm going to call Jerry to see what he might like for a 138 00:06:05,466 --> 00:06:06,865 retirement gift. 139 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:08,600 Hey, Jer, it's Alex. 140 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:10,802 Just wondering what you might like as a retirement-- 141 00:06:10,804 --> 00:06:12,270 -Sorry, I can't help you. 142 00:06:12,272 --> 00:06:14,639 I'm retired. 143 00:06:14,641 --> 00:06:16,041 [radio static] 144 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:16,942 -Rude much! 145 00:06:16,944 --> 00:06:18,343 -Don't worry about it. 146 00:06:18,345 --> 00:06:19,478 -Yeah. 147 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:21,847 Jerry's loss is totally our gain! 148 00:06:21,849 --> 00:06:24,015 -Maybe I'll buy a gift for Mac. 149 00:06:24,017 --> 00:06:27,686 After all, a little generosity could go a long way. 150 00:06:27,688 --> 00:06:28,820 [beep] 151 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:29,388 -Wha-- pa. 152 00:06:29,390 --> 00:06:30,455 Uh! 153 00:06:30,457 --> 00:06:32,791 [whirring motor] 154 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:35,660 -Run for it! 155 00:06:35,662 --> 00:06:38,497 [crash] 156 00:06:38,499 --> 00:06:39,998 [whirring motor] 157 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,400 -Whoa! 158 00:06:41,402 --> 00:06:44,236 [beeps] 159 00:06:44,238 --> 00:06:45,604 -Oh, man, what a waste! 160 00:06:45,606 --> 00:06:47,205 Those were cashmere. 161 00:06:47,207 --> 00:06:50,976 -Time for a little retaliation. 162 00:06:50,978 --> 00:06:52,444 [blast] 163 00:06:52,446 --> 00:06:54,379 [whirring blades] 164 00:06:54,381 --> 00:06:56,681 [thunk] 165 00:06:56,683 --> 00:06:57,416 -Ugh! 166 00:06:57,418 --> 00:06:59,117 [glass shatters] 167 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:00,452 -OK. 168 00:07:00,454 --> 00:07:01,219 That's a little more purchasing power than I was 169 00:07:01,221 --> 00:07:02,788 looking for. 170 00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:03,655 -We better get back to WOOHP and tell Mac what happened. 171 00:07:10,630 --> 00:07:13,765 CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Nice suit. 172 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:14,699 -Whoa. 173 00:07:14,701 --> 00:07:16,067 Back so soon. 174 00:07:16,069 --> 00:07:17,502 -Yeah. 175 00:07:17,504 --> 00:07:19,304 We, uh, had a little problem with the credit card. 176 00:07:19,306 --> 00:07:21,973 Not that we didn't totally appreciate you giving it to 177 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:22,474 us. 178 00:07:22,476 --> 00:07:23,475 -What? 179 00:07:23,477 --> 00:07:25,076 Was it declined or something? 180 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:28,847 -No, it attacked us with its whirling saw blades of death. 181 00:07:28,849 --> 00:07:31,116 We barely made it out of the store alive. 182 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:32,651 -Um, for you. 183 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:35,454 Sorry, I didn't have time to get it gift-wrapped. 184 00:07:35,456 --> 00:07:38,824 -Aw, you, girls, can't be serious? 185 00:07:38,826 --> 00:07:40,692 -Unfortunately, we are serious. 186 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:44,095 And so is the $200,000 for damages you'll be receiving 187 00:07:44,097 --> 00:07:45,630 from the department store? 188 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:48,300 -Doesn't it even bother you that we were almost shredded 189 00:07:48,302 --> 00:07:49,835 by a killer credit card? 190 00:07:49,837 --> 00:07:52,370 -Alex, Mac is a seasoned agent. 191 00:07:52,372 --> 00:07:55,273 He's probably been in so many dangerous situations, stuff 192 00:07:55,275 --> 00:07:57,042 like this doesn't even faze him. 193 00:07:57,044 --> 00:07:59,010 -Girls, I apologize. 194 00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:01,079 You got to let me make this up to you. 195 00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:04,616 How about a cliff-diving adventure in Acapulco? 196 00:08:04,618 --> 00:08:06,485 -I think we've had enough international 197 00:08:06,487 --> 00:08:08,220 excitement for one day. 198 00:08:08,222 --> 00:08:10,689 -Well, then the least I can do is offer you a 199 00:08:10,691 --> 00:08:12,457 ride home in style. 200 00:08:12,459 --> 00:08:15,627 Take my brand-new Turbo Titan 3000 XT. 201 00:08:15,629 --> 00:08:17,028 Just bought it yesterday. 202 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:19,197 Still has that new car smell. 203 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:20,031 -(GIRLS TOGETHER) Wow! 204 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:20,966 -[giggles] 205 00:08:20,968 --> 00:08:23,134 Well, if you insist. 206 00:08:23,136 --> 00:08:30,976 [gunning car engine] 207 00:08:30,978 --> 00:08:32,878 -This is totally awesome! 208 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:36,248 I mean, could Mac possibly be any more money? 209 00:08:36,250 --> 00:08:37,215 He's got the brains. 210 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:38,617 He's kinda cute. 211 00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:40,085 And his car's the bomb! 212 00:08:40,087 --> 00:08:41,219 -Tell me about it. 213 00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:44,256 This car practically drives itself. 214 00:08:44,258 --> 00:08:45,624 [screeching tires] 215 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:46,992 -Ooh, sunglasses! 216 00:08:46,994 --> 00:08:48,326 -What do we need sunglasses for? 217 00:08:48,328 --> 00:08:50,562 It's nighttime. 218 00:08:50,564 --> 00:08:52,030 -It's not a question of function, Alex. 219 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,732 It's a question of fashion. 220 00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:54,733 [explosion] 221 00:08:54,735 --> 00:08:57,135 -Whoa! 222 00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:58,270 -Whoa! 223 00:08:58,272 --> 00:08:59,738 I guess this car really is "the bomb." 224 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:01,840 -I wonder what could have caused this? 225 00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:03,341 [clatter] 226 00:09:03,343 --> 00:09:05,777 -I think the question is "who" could have caused this? 227 00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:08,547 -Huh? 228 00:09:08,549 --> 00:09:12,183 [electronic beep] 229 00:09:12,185 --> 00:09:13,518 -Bingo! 230 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:14,786 -What is it? 231 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:16,354 -A fingerprint. 232 00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:19,858 A fingerprint that belongs to a criminal named Tim Scam. 233 00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:22,561 -Man, his rap sheet's longer than Clover's list of past 234 00:09:22,563 --> 00:09:23,828 boyfriends. 235 00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:25,163 -Well, almost. 236 00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:26,131 -Uh-oh. 237 00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:28,199 We should warn Mac. 238 00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:31,770 I mean, first the evil credit card and, now, this. 239 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:34,339 I think this Tim guy's after him. 240 00:09:34,341 --> 00:09:36,074 -Huh, there's no answer. 241 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:38,543 -Then, guess, we better get to WOOHP and warn him. 242 00:09:38,545 --> 00:09:40,779 -And how, exactly, are we going to do that? 243 00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:43,715 -Yeah, in case you forgot, our ride exploded. 244 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:45,016 CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Well, if we can't drive-- 245 00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:45,717 [whoosh] 246 00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:46,351 -Huh? 247 00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:47,118 -Let's fly! 248 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:48,153 -(TOGETHER) Yeah! 249 00:09:58,030 --> 00:10:00,165 [footsteps approaching] 250 00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:01,499 -Where could he be? 251 00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:02,767 -I don't know. 252 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,436 But we should, at least, leave him a note. 253 00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:05,937 -That says what? 254 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:08,306 Mac, FYI, in addition to turning your credit card into 255 00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:11,176 a whirling blade of death, some psycho also blew your car 256 00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:12,744 into a billion pieces of scrap metal. 257 00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:14,512 By the way, let's do lunch. 258 00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:16,915 [rustling paper] 259 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:18,149 -Huh! 260 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,821 -Check this out! 261 00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:25,357 A schematic drawing of the Evapoblaster and 262 00:10:25,359 --> 00:10:27,759 a file on Tim Scam. 263 00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:29,194 -That's weird. 264 00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:30,962 Why would Mac have those? 265 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:34,599 Unless he knows that Tim Scam is after him. 266 00:10:34,601 --> 00:10:36,034 -Wait a second. 267 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:38,036 This is a WOOHP employee file. 268 00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:39,304 -That's impossible. 269 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:40,372 That would mean that-- 270 00:10:40,374 --> 00:10:42,507 -Tim Scam used to work at WOOHP. 271 00:10:42,509 --> 00:10:45,176 According to these records, he was a WOOHP weapons technician 272 00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:46,711 20 years ago. 273 00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:49,614 But it says here he was fired for illegal use of WOOHP 274 00:10:49,616 --> 00:10:50,548 technology. 275 00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:51,916 -What a creep! 276 00:10:51,918 --> 00:10:53,485 -We better call Jerry. 277 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:54,986 I'm sure he remembers Tim Scam. 278 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,222 After all, he worked here for, like, 90 years. 279 00:10:57,224 --> 00:10:59,290 [beep] 280 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:00,759 -Jerry, you got to help us. 281 00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:01,626 There's a crazy-- 282 00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:02,360 -Sorry, I can't help you. 283 00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:04,195 I'm retired. 284 00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:05,363 [radio static] 285 00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:06,631 -Tres uncouth! 286 00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:09,134 I mean, uh, I don't care if he is retired. 287 00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:11,136 This is an emergency. 288 00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:12,237 -Wait a second. 289 00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:13,605 -Sorry, I can't help you. 290 00:11:13,607 --> 00:11:14,606 I'm retired. 291 00:11:14,608 --> 00:11:15,540 SAMMY (OFFSCREEN): I knew it! 292 00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:16,975 This isn't live. 293 00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:18,410 This is on a tape loop. 294 00:11:18,412 --> 00:11:19,678 -A tape loop? 295 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,513 Now, why would Jerry do that? 296 00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:22,380 -He wouldn't. 297 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:24,082 But someone else might. 298 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:25,183 -Someone like-- 299 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:25,984 ---Tim Scam! 300 00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:29,721 [blasts] 301 00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:31,756 -Hold it right there! 302 00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:32,724 -(TOGETHER) Huh! 303 00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:34,159 It's him! 304 00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:35,560 [blasts] 305 00:11:43,736 --> 00:11:46,171 -Maybe we could use something in here to give him the slip. 306 00:11:48,974 --> 00:11:51,376 -I get a ticket every time I drive my car. 307 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,978 How am I supposed to drive any of these crazy things? 308 00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:56,381 -How hard can this be to drive? 309 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:57,816 [engine whirring] 310 00:11:57,818 --> 00:11:58,783 -What the-- 311 00:11:58,785 --> 00:12:01,619 -Anti-gravity cycles! 312 00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:03,521 -No time for driving lessons! 313 00:12:08,294 --> 00:12:10,662 [machines roaring] 314 00:12:10,664 --> 00:12:13,998 [blasts] 315 00:12:22,608 --> 00:12:23,775 -Uh! 316 00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:26,478 As if my hair isn't brittle enough! 317 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:28,346 [motors whirring] 318 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:29,581 [monster roaring] 319 00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:42,093 -I never realized how creepy this place is. 320 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,895 I'm glad we work outside the office. 321 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:50,068 -I think we lost him. 322 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:51,269 [girls shriek] 323 00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:55,740 [blasts] 324 00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:56,241 -Uh! 325 00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:57,475 Hm! 326 00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:58,576 I guess, I don't need that wheel after all. 327 00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:00,044 [smash] 328 00:13:00,046 --> 00:13:01,479 -Ha-ah! 329 00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:02,447 Uh! 330 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,349 -Sammy! 331 00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:05,784 -Follow my lead! 332 00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:06,751 -Ha-ah! 333 00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:08,119 Ah! 334 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:12,490 [girls screaming] 335 00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:13,958 -Eww! 336 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,493 Where are we? 337 00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:16,327 -Shh. 338 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:17,629 [footsteps approaching] 339 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:22,367 [girls gasp] 340 00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:24,736 [metal creaks] 341 00:13:24,738 --> 00:13:26,638 -Ugh! 342 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:27,839 -(TOGETHER) Mac! 343 00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:35,713 -Alex! 344 00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:36,781 Clover! 345 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:41,753 That's strange. 346 00:13:41,755 --> 00:13:44,823 Why would someone outfit the Evapoblaster with a missile 347 00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:46,624 guidance system? 348 00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:50,028 -We're so happy it's you and not that crazy Tim Scam. 349 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,162 -Yeah! 350 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:52,730 He's been chasing us all over WOOHP. 351 00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:54,666 And he's after you, too. 352 00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:55,967 -Hm. 353 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:58,837 By the way, do you girls still have your Stun 354 00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:00,338 Tan Lotion on you? 355 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,739 -Sure. 356 00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:06,311 So what are we going to do about Tim Scam? 357 00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:07,679 -Hey, did you know that your name 358 00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:11,749 backwards spells "Tim Scam"? 359 00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:14,085 -Whoa, that is a weird coincidence. 360 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:17,355 -You're Tim Scam! 361 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,157 [girls shriek] 362 00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:22,327 [blast] 363 00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:23,695 -Thank goodness, you're all right! 364 00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:28,166 I was so worried that Tim Scam got to you. 365 00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:30,535 [boink] 366 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:31,836 -[gasps] 367 00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:32,704 Whoa! 368 00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:34,205 [blast] 369 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,406 -Not so fast. 370 00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:42,480 [crackling] 371 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:43,448 -Uh! 372 00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:44,849 Call emergency. 373 00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:47,819 I need a deep-tissue massage right this second. 374 00:14:47,821 --> 00:14:49,254 -Make it two. 375 00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:52,757 Hey, where's that jerk, Mac Smit or Tim Scam or whatever 376 00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:53,825 his name is? 377 00:14:53,827 --> 00:14:55,093 -Forget about that jerk. 378 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:56,828 Where are we? 379 00:14:56,830 --> 00:14:58,029 -(TOGETHER) Huh? 380 00:15:03,335 --> 00:15:06,137 -Try to relax and enjoy the ride, girls. 381 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,072 -Why did you bring us out here? 382 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:10,041 -And what do you plan to do with that? 383 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:13,344 -Why, I'm going to use it to evaporate the entire Earth's 384 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:16,147 water from the safety of my spaceship. 385 00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:18,549 -I got to say, even for a complete psycho like you, 386 00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,585 that's still a really crazy idea. 387 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:21,586 -Thank you. 388 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:22,921 -We read your WOOHP file. 389 00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:25,456 We know all about your criminal past. 390 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:29,627 -They never did appreciate me for the genius that I am. 391 00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:32,397 [helicopter blades whirring] 392 00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:33,231 -Drop the money. 393 00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:34,399 We got you surrounded. 394 00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:36,701 -Aargh! 395 00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:37,101 No. 396 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,337 Ow! 397 00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:41,706 -I can't believe I actually thought you were cool. 398 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,141 You seem so smart. 399 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,009 But now, I see you're just another immature 400 00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:46,644 run-of-the-mill terrorist. 401 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,446 We're, like, so over! 402 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,081 -Yeah. 403 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,849 And you can just forget about your crazy little plan because 404 00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:53,651 you're going to have to deal with us first. 405 00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:54,686 -OK. 406 00:15:54,688 --> 00:15:56,020 You're dealt with. 407 00:15:56,022 --> 00:15:58,022 Oh, and while you're out there, tell 408 00:15:58,024 --> 00:16:00,191 Jerry I said hello. 409 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,993 [blast] 410 00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:03,194 -(TOGETHER) Whoa! 411 00:16:05,397 --> 00:16:07,398 Aaah! 412 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,499 Aaah! 413 00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:28,619 -Finally, my weapons can be put to good use. 414 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:36,227 [laser blast] 415 00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:42,433 [alarms blaring] 416 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:44,302 [laser blast] 417 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:52,477 -Huh? 418 00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:55,313 [blasts] 419 00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:56,714 -Oh, no. 420 00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:57,882 He already started. 421 00:16:57,884 --> 00:16:59,584 -We got to stop him. 422 00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:03,254 -What do you think Scam meant by "Tell Jerry I said hello"? 423 00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:13,831 -(GIRLS TOGETHER) Huh! 424 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,099 Jerry! 425 00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:16,601 -Now, it all makes sense. 426 00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:19,203 Tim Scam blasted Jerry out here so he could take Jerry's 427 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,272 place and gain access to WOOHP. 428 00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:24,275 -We've got to get to Jerry before he runs out of oxygen. 429 00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:26,744 -But how are we supposed to get over to him? 430 00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,579 -Wait, I've got it. 431 00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,214 -Great idea! 432 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:31,549 What's your idea? 433 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,017 -I'm going to use the Tornado in a Can to 434 00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:36,587 give us a little kick. 435 00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:39,824 -(TOGETHER) Oh, whoa! 436 00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:41,192 -Oops, ha-ha. 437 00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:43,861 I guess I had the can turned the wrong way. 438 00:17:47,199 --> 00:17:48,633 [girls heave sigh of relief] 439 00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:50,068 [zapping] 440 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:53,604 [machine whirring] 441 00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:54,539 CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): We did it! 442 00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:56,641 We hooked up to Jerry's pad. 443 00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:58,409 -Now, take us back to the mother ship. 444 00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:02,613 [blasts] 445 00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:04,082 -[laughs hysterically] 446 00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,349 Hey! 447 00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:12,590 -It's a good thing there's no gravity out here, or Jerry 448 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:13,825 would be out of luck. 449 00:18:13,827 --> 00:18:19,330 -[breathing heavily] 450 00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:20,765 -Come on, Jerry. 451 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,767 You've got, at least, a couple more years in you. 452 00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:33,344 -[inhales sharply] 453 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:34,245 Huh. 454 00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:35,780 [girls heave sigh of relief] 455 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,448 -Jerry's going to be just fine. 456 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:38,716 Come on. 457 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,459 -Where can he be? 458 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,595 -Judging by that floating ocean out there, I'd say he 459 00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:51,596 can't be far. 460 00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:56,434 [rolling surf] 461 00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:58,536 -We've got to find the Evapoblaster and send that 462 00:18:58,538 --> 00:18:59,370 water back to Earth. 463 00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:00,438 [girls exclaim surprise] 464 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:04,509 -I got your Evapoblaster right here. 465 00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:05,409 [blast] 466 00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:05,943 -Ah! 467 00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:06,410 -Oh! 468 00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:08,212 Uh-huh! 469 00:19:08,214 --> 00:19:09,380 -Terrific! 470 00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:11,315 The one day I forget my moisturizer. 471 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:12,583 [blast] 472 00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:13,751 -Hey! 473 00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:18,656 What is this? 474 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,057 Ngarrh! 475 00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:21,425 Let me out of here! 476 00:19:24,196 --> 00:19:26,330 -(GIRLS TOGETHER) Jerry! 477 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:27,598 -Don't you remember? 478 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:31,302 I think this was your best weapon ever. 479 00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:33,638 You look like you could use some liquid refreshment. 480 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:34,772 [clicking] 481 00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:38,209 [laser blast] 482 00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:40,044 [girls shriek] 483 00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:40,978 -Ahh. 484 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,813 -Ahh. 485 00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:44,715 -Hah! 486 00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:47,952 Thanks so much for saving us, Jerry. 487 00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,353 -Yeah. 488 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:51,122 I almost feel bad for calling you a boring old goat. 489 00:19:51,124 --> 00:19:53,191 -You called me a what? 490 00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:54,425 -No time to explain. 491 00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:57,094 We got to get that water back to Earth. 492 00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:58,362 -Let me out of here! 493 00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:06,103 SAMMY (OFFSCREEN): So we missed our snowboarding trip. 494 00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:07,838 But, at least, we saved the world! 495 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,373 -And we saved Jerry. 496 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,108 -I never thought I'd admit it. 497 00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:13,244 But I was really starting to miss that old go-- 498 00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:14,545 I mean, [chuckles] 499 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,314 mature guy. 500 00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:17,782 -Good evening, ladies. 501 00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:19,817 I just wanted to stop by and officially thank you for 502 00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:20,818 saving my life. 503 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,420 -Don't sweat it. 504 00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:24,589 After all, you saved our lives, too. 505 00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:27,558 -Still I did want to properly show my appreciation. 506 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,294 And so I'm sending you all a surprise 507 00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:32,163 ski trip to St. Moritz. 508 00:20:32,165 --> 00:20:32,964 -Wow! 509 00:20:32,966 --> 00:20:33,831 Thanks! 510 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:34,565 -Great! 511 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:35,933 -Cool! 512 00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:38,069 -But, first, I have a mission for you, girls. 513 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:41,339 I need you to train the entire WOOHP canine division. 514 00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:43,507 That is, of course, after you do your homework and clean 515 00:20:43,509 --> 00:20:44,775 your rooms. 516 00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:46,210 And I've got some filing I need to have done. 517 00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:46,811 -(TOGETHER) No! 518 00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:47,378 Not again! 519 00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:49,447 Jerry! 520 00:20:49,948 --> 00:21:00,057 [theme music] 521 00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:19,043 [theme music] 38044

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