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Thirty four
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Thirty five
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Thirty seven?
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Nooo!
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Oh I have to go all the way around again
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I had the locker dream again
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Oh honey
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That's four nights in a row
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Stupid recurring dreams
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why can't brains come up with something new?
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That's why they're losing viewers to Netflix
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Maybe i should talk to a therapist
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Sweety our insurance won't pay
anymore sessions
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your father used them all up on
grief counceling
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after the Hallowen candy ran out
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I've come to accept that we were
very lucky to have it
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while we did
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But I knew a cheap place where
you can see the therapist of tomorrow
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Today
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Behold
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Springfield community college
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Where the students practice on you
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I only pay the student dentist $12
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for this brand new crown
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See?
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I don't think it's supposed to come out
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That's why I pay the student paralegal
to sue him
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I lost
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Oh Yarr!
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Yarrrr!
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TV must be a circle
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Give him the full flea dip
and deluxe under-warming
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I am not a dog
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and i've been worm-free for two weeks
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You better muzzle him
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He's a biter
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My name is Annette
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and a therapist-in-training
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I am also a mother-to-be
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So I know there's nothing more beautiful
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than a child's feelings
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You sound so caring and professional
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when do I give you the $7?
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There's a shoe box by the door
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So what does my locker dream mean?
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Am I stressed about school?
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I mean schools are full of lockers
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Hey, who's the almost therapist here?
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You know
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I think you might benefit from art therapy
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Draw in these empty panels
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to tell the story of a typical day
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in the life of you
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Sophia Barnum
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Huh?
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Once again
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Learn the patient's name
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Sorry professor
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Lisa Simpson
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Excellent, continue
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Your light's still on
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Art therapy
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Okay, draw a typical day
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Horrible
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it looks like it was drawn
by an eight-year-old
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Oh boy I can't wait to take you
to the park
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the other owners would be so jealous
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you're not my owner
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Uh, I kinda am
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I am hearing a lot of feelings in here
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You're hearing them because
i am not drawing them
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Oh sweety
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Drawing is tricky
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but you just need to start with
something simple
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like people
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those are people
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It's easy honey
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Add some eyelashes here
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some crosshatching to show shadow
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vary the line width here to
accent the outline
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And voila!
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That's great
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Now in the next panel
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I want her to be looking out the window
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wondering if she'll ever get out
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from under the wait of her own expectations
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Well, I could make the eyebrows
come down in a V
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that says it all
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Hey, mom
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why if I told you the things I was feeling
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and you drew them?
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Okay
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But I am warning you
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I am not good at drawing turtle feet
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so if there's any turtle in this
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they're gonna be wearing sneakers
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deal
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It starts with story of a regular day
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Gosh, I forgot how hard school can be
for a sensitive kid
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it's miserable
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but you captured my feelings perfectly
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Annette, wait till you see my art therapy
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you're gonna love it too
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please try to pretend i am not here
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Okay Steven
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Hey
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where'd it go?
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Best marriage counceling ever
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but we still need to discuss your
addiction to unboxing videos
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Do not make me choose between
you and unboxing
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Manga
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It's been a week and i still can't find
my therapy comic
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I'd be just mortified if even one person
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saw my private thoughts of...
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Oh mom
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can i have permission to swear?
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Okay as long as it's a tier one
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Damn it
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that didnt work
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Can i go to tear two?
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I am afraid not
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Damn it
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And with that seal cut
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we're completed the unboxing of the
outer shipping plastic
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Indeed we have
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You published my private art therapy
as a comic book?
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Uhm, it's actually a graphic novel
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the distinctions are threefold
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- Shut up
- Okay then
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Uhm, in my defense
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my wife did it
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Kumiko, how could you?
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I have acted shamefully
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I must commit furry cosplay
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There's nothing sexier about shame
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Except in my native Japan, where it's
our whole thing
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Mr and Mrs Book guy
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You have no right to do this
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these are my daughter's feelings
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and my doodles
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I shall burn them on a prye
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and disperse them to the seven winds
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That's all I ask
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One Sad Girl please
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Sad Girl the best
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It's tragically delicious
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Wait
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Maybe this isn't so bad
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My Lulus
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Uh, there she is
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Ask for her autograph
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You ask her, man
I am freaking out
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Wow Lisa
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Our cartoon book seems
to have really captured the...
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what's word i am looking for?
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Zeitgeist
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Uh Hey Mel
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Say hi to Barbara for me
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I am not your messenger boy
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What's so great about graphic novels?
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They're just comic books with no
super heroes
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and no cool sound effects
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like "Thwam"
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"Ack, ack, ack, ack, ack"
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And "Fwwwip"
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Snag!
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Lisa, Kumiko called
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She's sold out all copies and
wants us to make a sequel
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That's like a prequel but in the future
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what do you say sweetie?
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Do you have more sad in you?
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I've got scads of sad
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Okay
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Now draw me overhearing
the other girls talking about
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how're they not gonna invite me
to a birthday party
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Like this?
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Fantastic
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Now let's take a little break
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and you know what that means
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Hot Sharpie!
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Hot Sharpie!
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Hot Sharpie!
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You almost got me
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How come we never bond like that?
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I don't know
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You never make the first move
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Okay
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There's something I always wanted to do
with you
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Hey those guys stole our fishing poles
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And my skipping stones
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Welcome to Chicks with Pix
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A panel discussion with
women writers and artists
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I am your moderator
Roz Chast
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You may know my New Yorker Cartoons
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that are both funy ha-ha
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and funy aha
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Silence
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Joining me today
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are Alison Bechdel
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Marjane Satapri
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and the creators of Sad Girl
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Lisa Simpsons
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we love you Lisa
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And Marge Simpson
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We're wasting time
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Marjane, as the author of the Persepolis,
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and someone who grew up
in a repressive regime
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What advice would you offer to young women
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Always remember
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Nothing gives more valuable than
your own unique voice
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Also
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When they promise you a tote bag
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from doing a panel
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make sure it's not about a reusable
grocery bag
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Look at this!
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Alison Bechdel
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Recently, a lot of people have been
talking about the Bechdel test
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Exactly what kind of drinking game is that?
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Actually,
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It's just an observation I made about
how movies and TV
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rarely show two women talking about
something other than a man
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That's so interesting
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I'll have to tell my husband about that
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Boo!
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Okay
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We have five minutes before
we have to clear the room
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for the "White Men in Comics" panel
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I have a question for Lisa
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I have a question for Lisa with
a follow up for Lisa
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I want to talk about myself
for a few minutes
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then at the end, pretend it was all
a question for Lisa
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Does anyone have any question
for my mom?
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She does draw every panel
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Ya I have a question for Marge
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How lucky are you to work with Lisa?
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Lisa!
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Lisa wins
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Marge fails
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Honey
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I was thinking
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What if we did a chapter from
the mom's point of view
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I took a stab at writing it up
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Give it a read
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In front of you?
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Uhm...Okay
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What are you laughing at?
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You left out a word here?
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So it just says "I lonely"
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So should I start drawing it?
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Well, there's a lot of great stuff here
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Really?
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Because that's what I was going for
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But I am not sure this is a Sad Girl thing
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Maybe it's a separate book and...
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I could write the foreword
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Oh I get it
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This isn't the real collaboration at all
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You agree with those girls fanboys
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You think it's all about you
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Hey, you can't blame me if people
wanna focus on my contribution
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I can and I do
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I hate to say it mom,
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but maybe we should take a break
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Good idea
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Hot Sharpie
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No, I mean maybe
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we should take a real break
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You mean?
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That's right
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I wanna see other illustrators
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Ladies there's someone here to see you
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My name is Guthrie Frenel
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Visionary theatrical director
and impish genius
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And i want to make Sad Girl into
a smash broadway show
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I think he came in through the window
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Oh tubby you're delight
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00:13:20,864 --> 00:13:23,627
You wanna make Sad Girl into
a stage musical?
284
00:13:23,827 --> 00:13:26,208
If I may borrow a phrase from my father
285
00:13:26,408 --> 00:13:27,236
Who-hoo!
286
00:13:27,436 --> 00:13:28,873
This is all very exciting
287
00:13:28,973 --> 00:13:30,584
but before we go any further
288
00:13:30,784 --> 00:13:32,985
And I ask this just for clarification
289
00:13:33,185 --> 00:13:34,385
What's your deal weirdo?
290
00:13:34,485 --> 00:13:35,236
Dad!
291
00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:38,723
Guthrie Frenel is a visionary director
and an impish genius
292
00:13:38,923 --> 00:13:40,617
He did a version of Waiting for Godot
293
00:13:40,817 --> 00:13:42,865
where Godot appears in the first scene
294
00:13:43,065 --> 00:13:44,086
What?
295
00:13:44,213 --> 00:13:47,272
And that was nothing compare to
my vision for Sad Girl
296
00:13:47,472 --> 00:13:49,634
I want to do something new and amazing
297
00:13:49,734 --> 00:13:51,530
Like my All-dog version of cats
298
00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:53,447
But I need something from you
299
00:13:53,547 --> 00:13:54,280
Anything
300
00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:55,534
I need your passion
301
00:13:55,934 --> 00:13:56,908
I need your joy
302
00:13:57,008 --> 00:13:59,883
Are we all together for this
three-person toboggan
303
00:14:00,083 --> 00:14:02,050
ride down mounth Collabor-manjaro
304
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:03,281
Well,
305
00:14:03,381 --> 00:14:06,095
Lisa and I did just have a little spat
306
00:14:06,295 --> 00:14:09,916
Yeah but conflict is part of the
creative process right?
307
00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:11,654
Not in my experience
308
00:14:11,854 --> 00:14:12,351
So..,
309
00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:13,369
Are you in?
310
00:14:13,569 --> 00:14:16,049
- Yes
- Absolutely
311
00:14:17,843 --> 00:14:19,546
Oh, this is gona take hours
312
00:14:22,604 --> 00:14:25,001
Bart, there's one thing I know about
Broadway shows
313
00:14:25,201 --> 00:14:26,599
They always make money
314
00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:29,121
So I am already looking forward
to quitting my job
315
00:14:29,321 --> 00:14:30,472
Can I quit school?
316
00:14:30,672 --> 00:14:33,134
I would be a pretty lousy dad
if I said no
317
00:14:34,932 --> 00:14:36,821
It's our duty as artists
318
00:14:37,021 --> 00:14:39,857
to rip up the contract between
audience and performers
319
00:14:40,057 --> 00:14:42,143
Cell phones would be turned on
320
00:14:42,343 --> 00:14:44,489
Candy would be unwrapped during the show
321
00:14:44,689 --> 00:14:47,065
We'll hire performance artists
to make the line
322
00:14:47,265 --> 00:14:49,171
for the ladies room extra long
323
00:14:51,772 --> 00:14:55,774
Uhm, how close are we gonna stick
to the story from my graphic novel
324
00:14:55,974 --> 00:14:56,664
Oh yes
325
00:14:56,864 --> 00:14:57,389
Story
326
00:14:57,489 --> 00:14:59,486
All the gimmicky in stagecraft in the world
327
00:14:59,686 --> 00:15:02,905
aint worth a thinker's damn without
compelling human story
328
00:15:03,105 --> 00:15:03,711
at the center
329
00:15:03,911 --> 00:15:04,594
Your story
330
00:15:04,794 --> 00:15:07,090
The unique expression of
your heart and soul
331
00:15:07,577 --> 00:15:11,235
Will be neatly summed up in the
narrator's first speech
332
00:15:12,101 --> 00:15:13,318
Once that's out of the way
333
00:15:13,418 --> 00:15:17,583
we can explore the dazzling visual
buffet of Marge Simpson
334
00:15:17,783 --> 00:15:19,173
Now feast
335
00:15:20,517 --> 00:15:22,436
Pass the wonderment please
336
00:15:22,536 --> 00:15:24,436
but save room for the Tonys
337
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,304
Oh my God
338
00:15:26,504 --> 00:15:28,360
It's just how I drew it
339
00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:29,823
It's your artistic vision
340
00:15:30,023 --> 00:15:30,888
writ large
341
00:15:31,088 --> 00:15:33,028
Or should I say
Writ Marge
342
00:15:33,228 --> 00:15:34,230
You should
343
00:15:34,430 --> 00:15:35,531
You really shouldn't
344
00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:41,531
It's all in my style
345
00:15:44,398 --> 00:15:44,924
Mom
346
00:15:45,124 --> 00:15:49,208
He's ignoring my story and making
this all about your drawings
347
00:15:49,408 --> 00:15:50,509
I know
348
00:15:51,523 --> 00:15:52,840
I am sorry Lisa
349
00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:56,835
But I can't help it if he wants to
focus on the visual part...
350
00:15:57,035 --> 00:15:59,914
Oh my God it's Bart and Grandpa
351
00:16:00,114 --> 00:16:02,129
But they aren't even in my book
352
00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:04,173
And where am I?
Where Sad Girl?
353
00:16:04,373 --> 00:16:07,894
Sad Girl will be represented by
voiceless red light
354
00:16:08,094 --> 00:16:10,018
projected into an empy seat in the balcony
355
00:16:10,218 --> 00:16:11,393
Bold, no?
356
00:16:11,593 --> 00:16:13,784
But how would they know
it is supposed to be me?
357
00:16:13,984 --> 00:16:15,378
Storytelling
358
00:16:18,579 --> 00:16:21,583
That impish genius is really
cheesing me off
359
00:16:21,783 --> 00:16:24,691
All he's kept from Sad Girl
is mom's drawings
360
00:16:24,891 --> 00:16:26,860
when it's supposed to be about
my writing
361
00:16:27,060 --> 00:16:28,206
And my feelings
362
00:16:28,406 --> 00:16:30,640
Oh I am so sick of children's feelings
363
00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:34,185
Feed me, burb me, don't
sleep for sixty years
364
00:16:34,385 --> 00:16:36,123
You're forgeting the boundary between
365
00:16:36,323 --> 00:16:37,548
Patient and therapist
366
00:16:37,748 --> 00:16:40,168
And you're forgeting that you did this to me
367
00:16:41,985 --> 00:16:43,498
Let me tell you something Lisa
368
00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:45,148
When you give birth to something
369
00:16:45,269 --> 00:16:47,307
you have no control of what it turns into
370
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,772
All you can do is surrender to the nightmare
371
00:16:51,543 --> 00:16:52,892
Sorry, I am just so happy
372
00:16:58,199 --> 00:16:59,936
Never do this
373
00:17:01,135 --> 00:17:02,327
Here they are
374
00:17:02,527 --> 00:17:05,990
The official Sad Girl the theater
experience T-shirt
375
00:17:06,190 --> 00:17:10,653
$45 in the lobby of which
we keep $1.35
376
00:17:10,853 --> 00:17:13,831
Oh baby we can use that money
to buy a sail boat
377
00:17:14,031 --> 00:17:15,921
with a double-ended spinnaker pole
378
00:17:17,935 --> 00:17:18,979
Looks good
379
00:17:19,179 --> 00:17:19,870
I like it
380
00:17:20,070 --> 00:17:21,155
I like everything
381
00:17:21,355 --> 00:17:21,812
Really?
382
00:17:21,912 --> 00:17:24,305
You seemed a little cheesed off earlier
383
00:17:24,505 --> 00:17:25,756
A mother notices
384
00:17:25,956 --> 00:17:26,777
Mom,
385
00:17:26,977 --> 00:17:28,742
Sad Girl was like our baby
386
00:17:28,942 --> 00:17:31,570
and you can't control
what your kid turns into
387
00:17:31,770 --> 00:17:33,740
If it becomes a succesful show,
388
00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:35,574
that would be good for our family
389
00:17:35,674 --> 00:17:38,730
Now if you'll excuse me,
I am gonna sit on the swing alone
390
00:17:38,930 --> 00:17:40,439
Oh okay
391
00:17:41,107 --> 00:17:42,329
Hello coast guard
392
00:17:42,526 --> 00:17:45,371
get ready to search for my body
in about a month
393
00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:53,516
So, you're okay with this?
394
00:17:53,716 --> 00:17:56,581
Sure, it's an honor to have something
based on your life
395
00:17:56,781 --> 00:17:59,026
even if it's nothing like your life at all
396
00:18:02,044 --> 00:18:04,765
Sad Girl
397
00:18:20,811 --> 00:18:22,794
What the hell does any of this mean?
398
00:18:22,994 --> 00:18:23,465
What?
399
00:18:23,565 --> 00:18:24,280
You don't get this?
400
00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:27,388
It's so stimulating and I love it
401
00:18:29,189 --> 00:18:30,564
What is that?
402
00:18:30,778 --> 00:18:31,377
D'oh!
403
00:18:52,403 --> 00:18:53,570
Uh Guthrie
404
00:18:53,770 --> 00:18:56,800
Is it possible we strayed a skoosh too far
405
00:18:56,900 --> 00:18:58,528
from what Lisa's book is about?
406
00:18:58,728 --> 00:19:01,468
Marge this isn't "You're A Good Man,
Charlie Brown"
407
00:19:01,568 --> 00:19:04,201
Or even my production of "You're A Good Man
Charlie Brown"
408
00:19:04,401 --> 00:19:06,065
set in a doomed Soviet submarine
409
00:19:06,265 --> 00:19:07,962
This is avant-garde theater
410
00:19:08,162 --> 00:19:09,738
and it is electric
411
00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:14,144
Okay I guess
412
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,613
Oh Lisa
413
00:19:25,813 --> 00:19:27,463
I am so sorry
414
00:19:30,353 --> 00:19:30,938
There honey
415
00:19:31,138 --> 00:19:32,794
Now you're back in our show
416
00:19:35,255 --> 00:19:35,739
What the?
417
00:19:35,939 --> 00:19:38,078
That's not one of my brain babies
418
00:19:50,794 --> 00:19:52,526
Which one of us is me
419
00:20:00,928 --> 00:20:03,035
Run for your cultural lives
420
00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:06,450
I am haunted my visions of Milhouse
421
00:20:06,650 --> 00:20:07,650
Nooo
422
00:20:17,413 --> 00:20:18,830
And now to read the reviews
423
00:20:19,287 --> 00:20:21,234
"Greatest"
I like where this is going
424
00:20:21,434 --> 00:20:23,853
"Disaster in Theater History"
425
00:20:24,053 --> 00:20:25,422
Oh, those sons of Bs
426
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,033
Honey
427
00:20:28,233 --> 00:20:31,580
I am sorry I let Guthrie make the play
all about my drawings
428
00:20:32,173 --> 00:20:33,614
and also terrible
429
00:20:33,814 --> 00:20:37,445
And I am sorry I wasn't more open
to your creative input
430
00:20:37,645 --> 00:20:39,537
I blame both of you for this disaster
431
00:20:39,737 --> 00:20:40,626
More wine!
432
00:20:40,826 --> 00:20:43,662
I've got another project for us
to collaborate on
433
00:20:43,862 --> 00:20:45,587
Getting your dad in a cab
434
00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:46,981
Hello coast guard
435
00:20:47,140 --> 00:20:48,943
I am gonna live
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