Original subtitles

I keep hearing this melody in my ears�

Frosty the Snowman was a jolly, happy soul

With a corncob pipe and a button nose, and two eyes made out of coal

There must have been some magic in that old felt hat they found

For when they placed in on his head�

- Dude! - What?

Don't put the magic hat on the snowman.

- Why? - 'Cause if you do, he's gonna come to life.

Cool!

No it's not cool! My sister - in, in Minnesota -

put a hat on a snowman and it tried to kill her!

- Fuck him, let's do it anyway. - Yeah.

There must have been some magic in that old felt hat they found

For when they placed in on his head�

Oh my God! Frosty killed Kenny!

Dude, I told you not to put that fuckin' hat on Frosty's fuckin' head!

Now, didn't I?!

Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Rocket fucking Scientist!

What are we s'posed to do now?

I don't know what we're s'posed to�wait. I bet he can help us

Who?

Ho ho ho, ho.

Save us! Save us! Fuckin' save us! Save us!

Whoa-whoa. Now, tell me what happened, slowly.

Okay. We were just building a snowman�

and all of a sudden�it came to life�

I told him. I said, 'Don't put the magic hat�on the snowman'

and he did it anyways�and�and then he killed our friend, Kenny,

and now he's gonna kill everybody!

Did he look kind of like this?

- Yeah, kind of like that� - Mm-hm, exactly

You know, ah-I don't think that was the real Santa Claus.

Oh, no shit, Sherlock! You know, thanks to you

there's not gonna be any Christmas, and there's no one left to help us.

Oh, Christ!

Jesus!

Jesus, we beseech thee in this time of need�

OK. Fucking Frosty, he fuckin' killed�

Dude! This is Jesus! You don't say 'fuck' in front of Jesus!

is that so?

Go, Jesus!

Our Savior!

- That sucked. - I'm sure glad that's over with.

Yeah. But you know, I learned something today.

Yeah, don't put the magic hat on Frosty!

No. I learned about the true Spirit of Christmas.

Really?

Yeh. Christmas isn't about Frosty or Santa�

You're right. It's about Jesus.

- No, it's not even about Jesus, either. - Well, then, what's it all about?

Presents.

You see? Presents!

Hey, man. Let's go home. I know where my parents hide my presents!

- Cool! - Yeah!

�sooo heee waves goodbye, saying, 'Don't you cry,

I'll be back again someday.

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