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Bring up the couch.
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I'm a return!
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D'oh!
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Turn left.
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You're the driver.
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Watch it, ya jerk!
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Turn left. Don't look at me.
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Look at the road.
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Yes, dear.
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In 50 feet ago, U-turn
without signaling.
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Oh...
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Turn left, into Garbage Alley.
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Mmm.
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Uh, uh...
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Huh? What? Huh?
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What the hell do those mean?
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Can't stop, I have to hit one of them.
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Man or dog?
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Oh, it's a Snoopy's Choice.
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I guess your days
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of eating out of the
garbage are over, Gil.
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Hey...
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I was never here.
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I saw nothing.
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Now I do have to warn you, if Gil sues,
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he'll end up with everything you've got.
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But that's everything I got.
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Okay, kids, give me your
best worried looks.
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Ooh, that's good worry.
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And Maggie, when we visit Gil,
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you should think about your mom
and me disappearing forever
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any time we step behind a wall.
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Where am I?
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Where am I?
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No, seriously, where did I go?
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It's so dark in here.
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Maggie!
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Ol' Gil,
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there must be something
we can do for you.
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Hmm? Hmm?
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Ah, there sure is, you can
let me scratch your husband.
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Sure, but why?
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Because you're the lottery ticket
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I've been waiting for all my life!
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Bam!
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Zing! Before this goes any further,
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can you just take one look
at our darling daughters?
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Mr. Gunderson? They don't let
saxophones in the I.C.U.,
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so I'll just tell you the
song I wrote for you.
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B-flat, C, D-flat...
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If memory serves, you have a son.
...B-flat, C...
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Where's he at? ♪ Long G. ♪
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I'm here
to give Mr. Gunderson his shot.
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Boy, the "putting him in a coma" idea
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was just dinner table chatter.
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I did not sign off.
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You tapped your nose.
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I was scratching it.
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Well, I got to put something in a coma.
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Why, you little...
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Well, I'll see you in court. Zing!
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Ah, cha-cha-cha!
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Cha-cha-cha?
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That's hopeful.
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Cha-cha-ching!
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Oh.
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Your Honor, my client had
just turned his life around.
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His daughter recently
bought a washing machine
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and promised him the box to live in.
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Do you think they'll
send Dad away forever?
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Oh, no, sweetie.
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They just want all our money.
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Will they send us to
live with other families?
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Miss Simpson, from now on
you shall live with us,
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receiving musical instruction from Mr.
Adolphe Sax himself.
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Adolphe. A name that
will only be associated
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with beautiful music.
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We'll be free to
do whatever we want.
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A thousand bucks a kidney?
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Take them both.
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Hmm.
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Ay, caramba!
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Mr. Simpson,
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you deliberately ran your car
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into my paycheck... I-I mean, my client.
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No, "paycheck" is better.
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What possible defense could you have?
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I had no other choice.
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I didn't want to hit a dog.
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Aw...
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A dog? He saved a dog?
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He was gonna save a dog. Wow.
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People love dogs.
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This is our key to winning this case.
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You're on my side, right?
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I am.
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Now, go ahead, son.
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You tell us how you got your dog.
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It was Christmas, sir.
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We saved him and he saved us.
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Now we love the dog,
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and the dog gives us all
the love we could handle.
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Love.
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Aw...
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Could the stenographer
read that last part back
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with sentimental music?
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"The dog
gives us all the love
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we could handle. Love."
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Does the defendant ask this court
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to believe that in order
to avoid hitting a dog,
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it is acceptable to hit a human--
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my client?
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It's looking good, Homie.
According to our consultant,
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the toughest nut to crack
is juror number six.
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Aw, good doggy.
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Ladies and gentlemen, this
man is a human being,
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just like you or me.
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Surely his life has more value
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than some creature that scoots
its buttocks along the ground.
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Aw...
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Or-or gets its head stuck
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in an empty pickle jar.
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Aw!
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Or walks on a hot sidewalk
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in a way that suggests it's dancing!
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Aw!
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This is ridiculous. I'm
a human being here,
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not some dumb animal.
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- What?
- I never.
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Who are you calling dumb?
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The dogs who sniff for
bombs at the airport?
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The St. Bernards who save lives
on the slopes of St. Moritz?
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Or this one?
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Now, I have a brief
instruction for the jury:
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"There's more sanctity
in a dog's loyalty
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than there is in all your human laws."
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, how...
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Not guilty.
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Case dismissed.
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We won! It's all because of you, boy.
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Mwah. CROWD: Aw...
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Aw, I have never been more glad
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that I didn't hit you with my car,
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secretly bury you, get
another greyhound,
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paint it your exact coloring,
then realize it's a girl,
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stick on a fake wang, and
pretend that she's you
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for however long dogs live.
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Aw...
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Take us to the dog park!
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I know I've been through a lot,
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but I always believed people
cared about a human being
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more than a dog.
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Hold it, I forgot
my phone charger.
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Oh, wait, this isn't mine.
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It's now official: a
Springfield jury has decided
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that the life of this
greyhound is more valuable
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than the life of this
Greyhound station inhabitant.
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Look at me, I'm a big man. A big man!
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Anybody got a quarter?
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Got to be a quarter, not
two dimes and a nickel.
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That ain't worth jack.
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What's your take on all
this, Anger Watkins?
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I'm angrier than a beehive
in a paint mixer.
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This is the craziest legal decision
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ever made outside of Arizona.
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What's next? Cats get credit cards?
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Let a snail race in the Indy 500?
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Like that
stupid movie Turbo?
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I tried to inhale nitrous
oxide to get fast.
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I ended up naked behind
an appliance store!
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Lies!
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Lies! Lies!
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Oh, you're gonna get
ten walks a day, boy.
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You can
even bite the mailman.
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There he is.
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America's number one doggy daddy.
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Would you care to do the honors?
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Would I!
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Uh, that's what I asked.
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Would you?
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You're the greatest man
I know one thing about!
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Look at all those voters.
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What is our current position on dogs?
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We currently have a city employee
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who rounds them up and
puts them to sleep.
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What? I can't believe such a jerk
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would even be elected dog catcher.
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From this point forth,
this town will be known
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as the dog-loving capital of the world.
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That'll put Springfield on the map.
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Yeah, why aren't we on the map?
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I don't know. I made, like,
20 calls to Rand McNally.
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They don't even know
what state we're in.
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Thanks to these hastily-passed
untested pandering laws,
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Springfield is now the most
dog-friendly city in America.
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Er, uh, arf.
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♪ ♪
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Is there anything here the
dogs haven't gotten into?
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Just the dog food.
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Why are you shutting me down?
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You made a dog wait for a teeth cleaning
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while you saved a racehorse's life?
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And you call yourself
a veterinarian. Ha.
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And you know what we found inside?
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Dogs in cages.
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That's no way to treat
man's best friend.
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Lock him up.
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In a cage.
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Like a dog.
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Don't you understand?
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Dogs are born to follow and obey.
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The moment the pack realizes
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that humans are no longer their masters,
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thousands of years of
domestication will fall away.
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They'll revert to their
wild wolf nature.
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Well, then I guess you'll be happy
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being nice and safe in jail.
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Oh, yes, please! Take me there now.
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You're all doomed!
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Doomed.
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Santa's Little Helper didn't
come home last night.
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If you were a dog these
days, would you come home?
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It's like doggy heaven
out there, only real.
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Doggy heaven isn't real?
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No! No, it's real!
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The dogs all have harps and wings.
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How do they play harps if
they don't have fingers?
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Um... dogs have fingers in heaven.
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How do you know so
much about dog heaven?
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I died for five minutes and
was sent there by mistake.
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Now leave me alone.
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Hmm...
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Ooh! Come on, girl.
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Ow! Ow, ow. Just get him by the collar.
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You can do it. Come on, don't bite me.
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Come on. Pull. Come on.
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Dad, we don't have time for this.
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Quiet. I'm doing something important.
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There you go. Yes, that's it!
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Well, well, well,
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look what the cat dragged in.
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- Worth it.
- Totally worth it.
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I know.
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Kirk, Taquito is digging up my dahlias.
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- Stop him.
- Mm.
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Sorry.
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Please don't hurt me.
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I'm exposing my belly.
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See? Exposing. Exposing!
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See ya later, Moe!
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Huh? My car's not starting.
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Oh, I see the problem.
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Out of gas.
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Well, probably safer to walk anyway.
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Yep, nothing safer than walking.
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This is so healthy.
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Thanks to this walk,
I'll live a lot longer.
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Hey, here come some of
my four-footed friends.
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I guess you want to meet
the guy who's responsible
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for making all your lives better.
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Okay, wait a minute. Let me guess.
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Collie, dachshund, Tibetan Mastiff,
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otterhound, Swedish Vallhund,
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Finnish Spitz, Norwegian Lundehund,
266
00:12:41,922 --> 00:12:45,159
Catahoula Leopard Dog,
Lagotto Romagnolo,
267
00:12:45,192 --> 00:12:46,727
and three wolves!
268
00:12:48,763 --> 00:12:50,932
Stand back! Back!
269
00:12:52,367 --> 00:12:53,335
Ow!
270
00:12:53,368 --> 00:12:54,736
Oh!
271
00:12:54,768 --> 00:12:56,070
You don't scare me.
272
00:12:56,104 --> 00:12:57,973
Your bark is worse than your bite.
273
00:12:59,541 --> 00:13:01,475
Oh, those horrible barks!
274
00:13:06,748 --> 00:13:09,017
Dr. Budgie warned them.
275
00:13:09,050 --> 00:13:10,585
Dr. Budgie warned all of them.
276
00:13:10,618 --> 00:13:12,588
But did they listen to Dr. Budgie?
277
00:13:12,620 --> 00:13:15,022
All right, that's it.
I'm comin' in there!
278
00:13:15,056 --> 00:13:16,858
Oh, for cryin' out...
279
00:13:16,891 --> 00:13:18,860
Maybe if I turn sideways.
280
00:13:18,893 --> 00:13:21,263
Lou, get the bar butter!
281
00:13:21,296 --> 00:13:25,367
This is what happens when you
buy European prison cells.
282
00:13:27,902 --> 00:13:30,739
Kids,
lower the Purge armor!
283
00:13:30,772 --> 00:13:32,574
We don't have any Purge armor.
284
00:13:32,607 --> 00:13:35,243
Oh, right. I always mean to buy
it the day after the Purge,
285
00:13:35,277 --> 00:13:37,079
- when it's cheaper.
- What happened?
286
00:13:37,112 --> 00:13:38,580
The dogs have gone savage!
287
00:13:38,613 --> 00:13:40,215
They've taken over the town!
288
00:13:41,248 --> 00:13:42,216
No, boy.
289
00:13:42,249 --> 00:13:44,051
Resist the call of the wild.
290
00:13:44,085 --> 00:13:46,287
Like I did when they assigned
that book for summer reading.
291
00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:48,456
Somebody help! Stop him!
292
00:13:52,460 --> 00:13:53,594
D'oh!
293
00:13:53,628 --> 00:13:56,397
Oh, we've lost him to the pack.
294
00:13:56,431 --> 00:13:58,099
No, he's a good dog.
295
00:13:58,133 --> 00:13:59,901
He'd never turn against us.
296
00:13:59,934 --> 00:14:02,771
Hmm, he's ripping the stuffing
out of your car seats.
297
00:14:02,803 --> 00:14:04,071
Oh, yeah?!
298
00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:05,273
You think you're so smart?!
299
00:14:05,306 --> 00:14:08,409
Okay! I'm eating your dog food!
300
00:14:08,442 --> 00:14:10,111
This is on you!
301
00:14:10,144 --> 00:14:12,246
Mmm. Oh, yeah.
302
00:14:18,049 --> 00:14:20,584
Hmm. Not one student showed up to school
303
00:14:20,618 --> 00:14:23,588
just because a pack of
ferocious, masterless dogs
304
00:14:23,621 --> 00:14:25,356
are roaming the playground.
305
00:14:25,389 --> 00:14:27,192
Ow! Damn it!
306
00:14:27,224 --> 00:14:30,195
I thought we sent Willie out
there to deal with them.
307
00:14:30,228 --> 00:14:33,531
I did. But he, uh, hasn't returned.
308
00:14:33,564 --> 00:14:36,534
I've finally been accepted
for who I truly am.
309
00:14:45,576 --> 00:14:47,546
How come I don't get a dog-proof suit?
310
00:14:47,578 --> 00:14:49,547
Because I smell like lamb, Lou.
311
00:14:49,579 --> 00:14:52,216
Very well. You were right
and we were wrong.
312
00:14:52,249 --> 00:14:55,719
Yes. Um, can you remove the shackles?
313
00:14:55,752 --> 00:14:57,222
Don't push your luck.
314
00:14:57,254 --> 00:14:59,923
These dogs, they walk
around all high and mighty,
315
00:14:59,956 --> 00:15:02,259
no regard for anyone else on the planet.
316
00:15:02,293 --> 00:15:04,095
I mean, that's humans' job!
317
00:15:04,127 --> 00:15:06,930
Repeal the stupid new laws!
318
00:15:06,964 --> 00:15:08,900
Yes. Repeal the dog--
319
00:15:08,933 --> 00:15:11,269
and child labor-- laws!
320
00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:13,904
Fine, just the dog ones.
321
00:15:13,938 --> 00:15:15,473
I say "status," you say...
322
00:15:15,506 --> 00:15:16,473
Quo!
323
00:15:16,507 --> 00:15:17,909
So passed!
324
00:15:17,941 --> 00:15:21,145
Well, everything's back to normal again.
325
00:15:21,179 --> 00:15:23,714
It's a pity no one told the dogs that.
326
00:15:23,747 --> 00:15:25,583
- Huh?
- Wha?!
327
00:15:25,616 --> 00:15:28,419
You fools have surrendered
your position as alpha dogs.
328
00:15:28,451 --> 00:15:30,788
Until you reassert human dominance,
329
00:15:30,821 --> 00:15:34,958
it is you who will be calling
these savage canines master.
330
00:15:34,992 --> 00:15:38,930
Who among you is brave enough
to tame this slobbering horde?
331
00:15:42,166 --> 00:15:44,935
Well, I guess it's up to ol' Gil.
332
00:15:44,969 --> 00:15:46,670
Gil? Why are you helping these people
333
00:15:46,704 --> 00:15:48,272
who think so little of you?
334
00:15:48,305 --> 00:15:49,940
That's why I'm doin' it!
335
00:15:49,973 --> 00:15:52,844
To show everyone I'm
not the town failure.
336
00:15:52,877 --> 00:15:55,280
I thought I was the town failure!
337
00:15:55,313 --> 00:15:57,182
You're not even that.
338
00:15:57,214 --> 00:15:58,416
Aw!
339
00:15:58,449 --> 00:15:59,950
So who will come with me?!
340
00:15:59,983 --> 00:16:01,618
None of us!
341
00:16:01,651 --> 00:16:02,954
One more time!
342
00:16:02,987 --> 00:16:04,155
Nobody!
343
00:16:04,188 --> 00:16:05,990
I can't hear you!
344
00:16:06,022 --> 00:16:07,526
Yes, you can!
345
00:16:08,559 --> 00:16:10,195
Standing next to me
346
00:16:10,228 --> 00:16:12,197
is the man whose life we all agreed
347
00:16:12,229 --> 00:16:14,199
was worth less than a dog.
348
00:16:14,232 --> 00:16:18,368
I say we stand behind him
as he redeems himself!
349
00:16:18,401 --> 00:16:20,037
Even though he did nothing wrong.
350
00:16:20,070 --> 00:16:22,507
Gil, Gil, Gil, Gil,
351
00:16:22,540 --> 00:16:25,142
Gil, Gil, Gil, Gil, Gil,
352
00:16:25,175 --> 00:16:27,545
Gil, Gil!
353
00:16:30,180 --> 00:16:32,016
We've got to get Santa's
Little Helper back.
354
00:16:32,049 --> 00:16:34,651
It's too dangerous!
355
00:16:34,685 --> 00:16:36,320
You kids ain't goin' nowhere!
356
00:16:36,353 --> 00:16:37,589
I got this.
357
00:16:41,425 --> 00:16:43,394
Fine. But we can't go out alone.
358
00:16:43,426 --> 00:16:46,897
We need someone who knows
how to fend off angry dogs.
359
00:16:49,267 --> 00:16:50,901
Here, boy! Come on, boy!
360
00:16:50,935 --> 00:16:53,003
Oh, where can he be?
361
00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:12,055
Grampa, I called to make
sure the kids are okay.
362
00:17:12,089 --> 00:17:14,559
They're not okay! The boy's got sass,
363
00:17:14,591 --> 00:17:16,895
and the girl thinks
she's Queen of the May.
364
00:17:16,927 --> 00:17:19,563
You leave 'em with me and
I'll straighten 'em out!
365
00:17:19,597 --> 00:17:21,232
I did leave them with you.
366
00:17:21,264 --> 00:17:23,200
Why the hell would you do that?!
367
00:17:23,233 --> 00:17:25,570
- Here, boy.
- Here, boy. Here, boy.
368
00:17:31,242 --> 00:17:33,445
It's the alpha.
369
00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:38,081
I know that dog.
370
00:17:38,115 --> 00:17:39,717
It's the one Milhouse got
371
00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:42,253
when he didn't wet the bed for a week.
372
00:17:49,627 --> 00:17:51,896
We're about to die at
the hands of a dog!
373
00:17:51,928 --> 00:17:53,598
Paws. Dogs have paws.
374
00:17:53,630 --> 00:17:55,934
Just remember the last thing you
did in life was correct me.
375
00:17:55,966 --> 00:17:58,069
Oh, that actually makes me feel better.
376
00:17:58,101 --> 00:18:00,504
♪ ♪
377
00:18:05,108 --> 00:18:07,744
This has gone on long enough!
378
00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:10,448
You sit!
379
00:18:14,685 --> 00:18:18,523
I'm sorry!
380
00:18:19,790 --> 00:18:22,760
Mom, you've become the alpha dog!
381
00:18:22,792 --> 00:18:25,596
Dogs are nice. I love dogs.
382
00:18:25,628 --> 00:18:27,831
Because, in dogs, we
see the things we wish
383
00:18:27,865 --> 00:18:30,101
we saw more of in people:
384
00:18:30,134 --> 00:18:33,304
lifelong friendship, unwavering loyalty,
385
00:18:33,337 --> 00:18:36,607
and a willingness to
eat anything you cook.
386
00:18:36,639 --> 00:18:37,941
You rang?
387
00:18:37,974 --> 00:18:40,144
Ol' Gil's here to save the day!
388
00:18:40,176 --> 00:18:42,146
Where are those out of control pooches?
389
00:18:42,178 --> 00:18:44,648
Sorry, ol' Gil, you're too late.
390
00:18:44,682 --> 00:18:47,118
But-but I was supposed to redeem myself
391
00:18:47,150 --> 00:18:49,152
and finally earn the town's respect.
392
00:18:49,185 --> 00:18:50,954
Uh, good job, Gil.
393
00:18:50,987 --> 00:18:54,658
You had to stop at the Automat
for an egg salad sandwich.
394
00:18:54,692 --> 00:18:56,861
Well, at least you still
have the sandwich.
395
00:18:56,894 --> 00:18:58,730
Uh... Aw...
396
00:19:00,063 --> 00:19:01,865
Baz, you belong with the Flanders.
397
00:19:01,898 --> 00:19:02,966
Okily-dokily.
398
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,702
Dalmatian, fire department.
399
00:19:06,904 --> 00:19:08,506
Mr. Burns, the hounds.
400
00:19:08,539 --> 00:19:10,008
Excellent.
401
00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:11,475
Uh, since you were gone,
402
00:19:11,509 --> 00:19:13,144
all I had to release were the June bugs.
403
00:19:16,513 --> 00:19:17,848
Willie, Skinner.
404
00:19:17,881 --> 00:19:19,883
Aw, good boy.
405
00:19:23,020 --> 00:19:27,291
♪ Oh, you're my best friend ♪
406
00:19:27,323 --> 00:19:28,993
♪ ♪
407
00:19:29,025 --> 00:19:32,662
♪ Ooh, you make me live now, honey ♪
408
00:19:32,695 --> 00:19:33,997
♪ Ooh, you make me live... ♪
409
00:19:34,031 --> 00:19:35,867
You'll have your day.
410
00:19:38,203 --> 00:19:41,508
It's gonna be hard to cheer
myself up after this day.
411
00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:44,276
Hey, little fella!
412
00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:45,979
You had a bad night, too, huh?
413
00:19:46,011 --> 00:19:49,114
Come on out. I won't hurt ya.
414
00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:53,319
You just licked
away a very bad day.
415
00:19:53,353 --> 00:19:54,954
_
416
00:19:54,987 --> 00:19:56,723
Attaboy!
417
00:20:43,169 --> 00:20:45,172
Shh!
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