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What? Cheap, lousy...
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Ah, there.
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Springfield... the city sleeps.
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But a storm is brewing
over the home of...
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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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Interesting fact, the
singers that sang that song
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are all dead.
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Enjoy the show.
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Hello, family!
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I'm 20 minutes away.
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Can I bring anyone a...?
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Mmm, pork chop.
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Flanders, you need a new mailbox!
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Are these from the gas station?
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Uh, Marge, please.
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They're from a supermarket
that sells gas.
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Were you at Moe's?
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Yeah, celebrating St. Patrick's Day.
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Ah, the Blarney Stone,
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Angela's Ashes, centuries of troubles.
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It's not St. Patrick's Day.
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Well, on the real day,
the price of green hats
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goes through the roof.
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I thought you'd be happy
I was saving money.
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Cheap hats? You ruined Sunday dinner
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for cheap hats?!
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That's not... You know, forget it.
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- That's it?
- Yeah, that's it.
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Thanks for the flowers.
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I'm sure they were nice,
but they're wilting now.
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Honey, when you were talking
about those flowers,
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was it a metaphor for anything?
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Was it?
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Honey? Metaphor?
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So I thought she'd be
furious, but nothing.
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She was as aloof as Steve Martin.
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Ahoy-hoy. This is Sector 7G, where...
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where, uh... What does go on here?
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Mostly we decide which of us should be
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on the lookout for you.
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Which was supposed to be you, Lenny.
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Coo-coo-coo...
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Yes, well, this is Nigel,
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an old boarding school chum,
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and, uh, this Piccadilly
Circus walkup is his wife.
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I have to go, luv.
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I've got to pick up a lip
tint at the chemist's.
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Farewell, darling. You
take the sun with you.
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You never told me about her.
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Well, you never told me about
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your handsome young man.
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Who, Smithers?
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He just works here.
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Smithers, I see you're one of those
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truly devoted people who make one forget
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love is an illusion.
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Eh, I'm just a man who enjoys his job.
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Uh, time for your pill, sir.
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Did you swallow the
cheese and not the pill?
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Nuh-uh.
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Show me.
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That's a good boss.
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Such devotion.
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My wife is in love
with her tennis coach,
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Rolando.
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Well, I believe in true love.
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Like the first time I saw profit.
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A day doesn't go by
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that I don't think of that ledger.
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Hey, Homie.
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That's our cue.
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Lenny, when you say "That's our cue,"
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then you're supposed to leave.
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Dear God, so many times
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I must have looked like a complete ass.
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Homer, this is the part of the marriage
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where the needle is on "E,"
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but we still have a little more gas.
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The brink of doom, where
I do my best work.
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And I want to break out of our rut,
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so I brought us a nice lunch.
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Oh, honey, you've given
me a big appetite.
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For what?
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Careful, Homer, she's expecting
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a non-food answer.
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- For... you?
- Oh...
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Well, I have to admit,
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that was suggested by the nose.
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Finally, some credit.
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Mmm...
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Wait, I want to know that
you're really gonna change.
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Marge, I get it. I truly get it.
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And to prove it, I'm eating a carrot.
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Oh...
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Mmm.
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Sir, do you need help with that tea bag?
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No, I can talk to Nigel by myself.
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Nigel, you were wrong
about the Crimean War,
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and you're wrong now.
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Love can endure.
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Oh, I could dissolve
that union as easily
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as the tea dissolves this sugar.
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Smithers, did you see him
heft that sugar cube?
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Did I.
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Monty, I can break up that couple,
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and I'd wager five million on it.
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- Dollars or pounds?
- Pounds.
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- Sterling or flesh?
- Sterling, this time.
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Oh, that money is as good as mine.
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Look at them spooning.
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Hmm.
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Excuse me there, Simpson.
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May I buy you a drink?
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Thanks, Alfred, but my marriage is
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in a very unusual condition... good...
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- And I want to get home.
- Now, now.
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I'm an old friend of your boss',
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and if you turn me down,
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it will not go down favorably.
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Will it go down unfavorably?
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Mm, it may.
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Very well, then.
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No texting your wife.
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I'll just tell her I'm
drinking with an English guy.
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What does that mean?
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He'd better just be around the corner.
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Oh.
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Oh!
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And everyone left the hot tub
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except for Ringo, Princess
Margaret, and me.
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Yeah, uh, listen, Dr. Doolittle,
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I like hearing you talk,
but I got to get home.
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So, been married long?
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Knocked her up right after high school.
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I can't listen to that story
without getting weepy.
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Hey, hey, that's my talking bar rag!
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Let go of that!
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You doing all right there, Raggy?
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Yeah, that's good.
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So, Homer, the only woman
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you've ever been with is your wife.
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How shall I put this?
You thumped one melon
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and left the store satisfied.
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If you knew anything
about me, you would know
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I would never, ever shop
in the produce section.
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Homer, have you ever thought
there might have been
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other melons... bigger,
smaller, more exciting?
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Oh, the women I could have had.
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You drew me in fifth grade,
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and I've never gotten over you.
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I like a man who pours me on everything.
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Oh...
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I think it's time I
went home to my wife.
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I fear my seed landed on barren soil.
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Oh, yeah, he's crazy about that Midge.
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Eh, she's got it all. Hair
that goes on forever...
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Moe, I always wondered something.
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Who are you talking about
when you say "Midge"?
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Why, Marge, of course.
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What the...
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Wait'll Midge hears about this!
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Hmm, this might be worked
from another angle.
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So, Moe, you find Homer's
wife attractive?
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Yeah. She barely knows I exist.
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Which is the only thing
I got going for me.
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Well, how would you
like me to set you up
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in a more elegant establishment?
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More elegant than this?
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Aah!
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This may just be the bonk on
the head talking, but sure.
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Oh.
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Marge, I know I'm late,
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but I'm really sorry.
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"Sorry" and "Congratulations, Graduate."
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They had a two-for-one sale.
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- Now, I'm late because...
- Don't bother.
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- But there's a really good...
- It's too late.
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- But you're gonna laugh when you...
- No.
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I just have to accept that
you're never going to change.
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No, no, don't give up.
I've changed before.
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I lost my hair and got fat.
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Good night.
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Oh, good night.
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- How was your night?
- The usual.
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So, it's Saturday morning.
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What do you want to do today?
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- Nothing.
- Hey, Homer,
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I got an extra ticket for the ball game.
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Box seats.
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He'll take it.
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Marge, no.
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Flanders ruins baseball.
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He adds the word "Lord" to the end of
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"Take Me Out to the Ball Game."
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♪ Take me out to the ball game, Lord ♪
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♪ Take me out with the crowd, Lord ♪
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♪ Buy us some water ♪
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♪ And that's just fine ♪
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♪ All I drink is communion wine ♪
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♪ For it's pray, pray,
pray to our Jesus ♪
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♪ If we don't win, it's His will ♪
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♪ 'Cause He's one, two,
three Gods in one ♪
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♪ At the baseball church ♪
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♪ We're at church. ♪
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D'oh.
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Hi, hon, I'm near Moe's,
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but I can come right home.
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I haven't even put a coin in the meter.
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Just what I needed to hear.
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Oh... Oh, damn it.
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Aw, maybe now I can finish my novel.
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I just wish I hadn't left it in there.
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Yeah, well, don't worry,
you still got old Moe.
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Moe 2.0. It's a whole new me.
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I even bought one of those new gizmos
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that everyone's using.
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Why'd you close the bar?
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Well, I've been set up in
a high-end establishment
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by a well-heeled backer.
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Really, you should see
the heels on this guy.
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MoHo House?
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Yes, MoHo House, the vaguely
British, invitation-only club
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that celebrities who
don't want publicity
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can be sure to be seen at.
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I'm going there now. Don't tell anyone.
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Tonight is the grand opening
for the town's hottest
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new destination, run by
the man most in demand
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for Springfield's haunted
houses, Moe Szyslak.
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Oh, sorry, force of habit.
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How you doing?
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Good to see you, Mr. Mayor.
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Bumblebee Man, ¿cómo está?
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Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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No can do, Mr. "Movie Star."
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Your last picture...
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was a bomb.
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The trailer gave away too much,
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like, uh, the fact that it was terrible.
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I deserve a good time.
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I can have a good time.
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The heck with Homer.
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Thanks for the lift, Homer.
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I really don't think you're
taking this seriously enough.
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What are you up to, Nigel?
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Oh, just stacking the deck in my favor,
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as sporting men are wont to do.
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A posh club, beautiful
single men and women,
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irresistible temptations
to my unsuspecting quarry.
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Good luck breaking them apart.
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- See you.
- Hmm.
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I can have fun by myself.
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Would you care to spill a drink on me
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and use it as an excuse to meet me?
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Can I eat the cherry first?
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Don't take too long.
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I might; I asked for extra cherries.
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They don't charge for extra cherries.
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Monty, what say we make this
wager something meaningful?
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Like what?
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How about my entire fortune
262
00:11:50,727 --> 00:11:52,662
against your boy Friday?
263
00:11:53,663 --> 00:11:55,330
Smithers?
264
00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,567
Oh.
265
00:11:58,568 --> 00:12:00,702
Well, I can't possibly lose. You're on.
266
00:12:00,703 --> 00:12:03,306
Mr. Burns, you can't use
me as a gambling chip.
267
00:12:03,307 --> 00:12:05,173
Check your contract.
268
00:12:05,174 --> 00:12:07,075
I'll be darned.
269
00:12:07,076 --> 00:12:08,978
It also says I'm permitted
to mold your hair
270
00:12:08,979 --> 00:12:10,812
into whimsical shapes.
271
00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:11,880
Smithers want a cracker?
272
00:12:11,881 --> 00:12:14,015
Got to get a better lawyer.
273
00:12:14,016 --> 00:12:16,651
Ooh, those fingers.
274
00:12:17,855 --> 00:12:19,589
The chimp yes, the clown no.
275
00:12:19,590 --> 00:12:20,889
Don't tell me,
276
00:12:20,890 --> 00:12:22,758
it's because I'm Jewish.
277
00:12:22,759 --> 00:12:23,859
No, it's 'cause you're a has-been
278
00:12:23,860 --> 00:12:25,228
nobody likes, all right?
279
00:12:25,229 --> 00:12:27,230
Please tell me it's because I'm Jewish.
280
00:12:28,532 --> 00:12:29,599
Moe, good to see you.
281
00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:31,334
Oh, good to see you, Midge.
282
00:12:31,335 --> 00:12:33,603
Boy, who knew you'd look so
great in a strapless dress?
283
00:12:33,604 --> 00:12:34,836
Well, thank you.
284
00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:38,206
Methinks I see my opportunity.
285
00:12:38,207 --> 00:12:40,075
Why are you telling me?
286
00:12:40,076 --> 00:12:41,862
I always considered us friends.
287
00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:45,514
So, let... Uh, what's your name there?
288
00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,849
Brant... Brant here
pour something for you.
289
00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:50,686
We got loads of microbrew
with crazy names,
290
00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:54,289
like, uh, Hops-along
Cassidy and Michelob.
291
00:12:54,290 --> 00:12:56,358
So, uh, where's Homer?
292
00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:58,360
We're not spending as
much time together.
293
00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:00,263
Whoa, this night, when I opened up
294
00:13:00,264 --> 00:13:03,865
a fabulous new bar,
just got interesting.
295
00:13:05,134 --> 00:13:06,786
Hey, Stogie, how about
a little "Moonglow"?
296
00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:09,305
Not the real moon.
297
00:13:09,306 --> 00:13:11,106
Oh, you mean the drug.
298
00:13:11,107 --> 00:13:12,407
No, the song.
299
00:13:14,912 --> 00:13:19,047
"Moonglow," that's my favorite song.
300
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:21,651
Yeah, you came into my
bar seven years ago
301
00:13:21,652 --> 00:13:23,418
and you played it on the jukebox.
302
00:13:23,419 --> 00:13:25,754
I remember things like that.
303
00:13:25,755 --> 00:13:27,589
So, you want to dance?
304
00:13:27,590 --> 00:13:30,977
I actually do it a lot, but, uh,
nobody sees behind the bar.
305
00:13:34,012 --> 00:13:36,682
I guess one dance couldn't hurt.
306
00:13:39,785 --> 00:13:41,570
So, can you start Monday?
307
00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:43,438
Oh, you won't break up the Simpsons.
308
00:13:43,439 --> 00:13:47,309
I'm not used to getting my arms
all the way around someone.
309
00:13:47,310 --> 00:13:50,412
Oh, God, I can't work for a
man I'm not in love with.
310
00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,498
I've got to fix this now.
311
00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:56,252
Simpson, you need to patch
things up with your wife now.
312
00:13:56,253 --> 00:13:58,521
We're fine. Excuse me, bartender?
313
00:13:58,522 --> 00:14:01,324
I ordered three dozen wings
and I only count 35.
314
00:14:01,325 --> 00:14:02,473
Listen to me,
315
00:14:02,474 --> 00:14:04,326
this was gonna be a birthday
present for my mother,
316
00:14:04,327 --> 00:14:06,294
but I want you to give it to Marge.
317
00:14:06,295 --> 00:14:07,930
Okay, what's the gag?
318
00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:10,465
You have to reconcile with your wife.
319
00:14:10,466 --> 00:14:12,467
Mm, there's always a catch.
320
00:14:12,468 --> 00:14:15,670
I've seen a whole different
side of you tonight, Moe.
321
00:14:15,671 --> 00:14:18,340
Whoa, she's waving me home
322
00:14:18,341 --> 00:14:19,841
like a third-base coach.
323
00:14:19,842 --> 00:14:21,643
But could I really do that to Homer?
324
00:14:21,644 --> 00:14:23,479
Damn it, I need time to think here.
325
00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:26,181
Sorry, this is great, but I got
to go stick plastic ribbons
326
00:14:26,182 --> 00:14:27,517
onto toothpicks.
327
00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:28,702
That don't just happen.
328
00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:34,289
If Moe can change, why can't my husband?
329
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:38,226
Well, um, seems to me the reason
your husband won't change
330
00:14:38,227 --> 00:14:40,362
is 'cause he knows he's got
a great thing with you.
331
00:14:40,363 --> 00:14:41,964
If he suddenly treated you different,
332
00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:43,361
that should worry you.
333
00:14:43,362 --> 00:14:44,899
I mean, duh, I guess.
334
00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:46,534
You know? Duh?
335
00:14:46,535 --> 00:14:48,136
- Hey, Marge.
- Homie!
336
00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:49,422
I got you something.
337
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:53,408
What the...?
338
00:14:53,409 --> 00:14:55,253
That's not from you.
339
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:59,298
Can't you at least open it so
I can find out what it is?
340
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:04,458
Marge, I got the best gift
I ever got you in my life.
341
00:15:04,459 --> 00:15:05,771
Huh?
342
00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:08,837
Okay, that's not great.
343
00:15:08,838 --> 00:15:11,144
And why, if you were trying to be close,
344
00:15:11,145 --> 00:15:13,712
would you spend the whole
evening away from me?
345
00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:16,716
Hey, you've taken me off
the market since I was 18,
346
00:15:16,717 --> 00:15:18,817
which I immediately regret saying.
347
00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:20,485
Look, I'm on my knees.
348
00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:22,171
Why aren't you forgiving me?
349
00:15:23,305 --> 00:15:24,941
I'll follow you.
350
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:27,293
Ow, hairbrush.
351
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:28,126
Ow, alphabet blocks.
352
00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:29,261
Ow, dog toy!
353
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,096
Wasn't even a card for me.
354
00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:36,935
I hope you kids haven't lost
any respect for your old man.
355
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,271
Uh, can't lose what you don't have.
356
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,090
Thanks, boy.
357
00:15:43,292 --> 00:15:44,276
Ow! Oh!
358
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:50,449
Something wrong, boss man?
359
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,652
When you finally get a shot
at what you always wanted,
360
00:15:52,653 --> 00:15:53,986
do you really want it?
361
00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:56,355
Frankly, that's a white person problem.
362
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,323
Wow, I never had one of those before.
363
00:15:58,324 --> 00:15:59,826
Hey, what you playing there?
364
00:15:59,827 --> 00:16:02,861
Oh, just a little something
I've been messing around with
365
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:06,798
that may or may not be a
commentary on your situation.
366
00:16:09,837 --> 00:16:12,638
♪ It was hopeless and new ♪
367
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,841
♪ New from the start ♪
368
00:16:14,842 --> 00:16:16,842
♪ Her hair was blue ♪
369
00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:20,345
♪ As blue as my heart ♪
370
00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:22,648
♪ Her husband was fat ♪
371
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:26,019
♪ And not very smart ♪
372
00:16:26,020 --> 00:16:29,956
♪ So I'm writing this song
to tell you it's wrong ♪
373
00:16:29,957 --> 00:16:33,692
♪ To love ♪
374
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:39,398
♪ An elephant's wife ♪
375
00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:41,385
♪ It's wrong, baby. ♪
376
00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:47,707
Homer don't treat her right.
377
00:16:47,708 --> 00:16:48,975
She should be loved.
378
00:16:48,976 --> 00:16:51,410
Loved like Barney loves my bar.
379
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:54,746
He's thinking of me, I know it.
380
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:57,233
This is going in my new novel.
381
00:16:59,869 --> 00:17:01,054
My mind's made up.
382
00:17:01,055 --> 00:17:03,522
There's only one thing I can do.
383
00:17:09,211 --> 00:17:12,030
Whoa, that's a conflicted look.
384
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,332
Are you a cashier or a psychiatrist?
385
00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:17,036
I was a psychiatrist.
386
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:20,623
Then I lost my license for
prescribing too few meds.
387
00:17:31,034 --> 00:17:33,452
You came. I wasn't sure you would.
388
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:36,121
♪ He wasn't sure you would ♪
389
00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:37,956
Let's go somewhere more private.
390
00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:42,378
♪ There's cameras everywhere. ♪
391
00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:45,230
I needed to see you.
392
00:17:46,632 --> 00:17:48,533
You're supposed to be my friend, Moe!
393
00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:51,036
How could you meet my
wife behind my back?
394
00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:53,371
I did it because I'm your friend, Homer.
395
00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:55,374
And that's why I invited you here.
396
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:57,909
To tell you that if you don't
treat this woman right,
397
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,244
someone's gonna take her away.
398
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,946
Now, it won't be me,
399
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:03,748
but you don't leave the lid
off a pickle jar like her.
400
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,050
Right, Midge?
401
00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:06,585
First of all, it's Marge.
402
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,154
No, I know, I-I don't know
what my deal is with that.
403
00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:10,989
But you're right about everything else.
404
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:12,757
Marge, I treasure you.
405
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:16,280
And to prove it, here's
something I drew last night.
406
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:38,350
Okay, we haven't
achieved all our dreams,
407
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:41,086
but the day I met you, I had them.
408
00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:42,420
I love you.
409
00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:44,089
I love you, too.
410
00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:45,924
- Mmm.
- Mmm.
411
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:47,692
Maybe some day I'll find happiness,
412
00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:49,046
but not today.
413
00:18:50,446 --> 00:18:52,330
Ugh.
414
00:18:52,331 --> 00:18:53,950
Mm-mm-mm.
415
00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:56,385
A very touching scene.
416
00:18:59,788 --> 00:19:01,706
Pleasure doing business with you.
417
00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:03,842
Uh, sir, who are you talking to?
418
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:06,112
Why, Nigel here.
419
00:19:06,113 --> 00:19:08,814
Sir, you're imagining people again.
420
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:11,384
Well, then who gave me this check?
421
00:19:11,385 --> 00:19:13,952
That's a coupon for free frozen yogurt.
422
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:15,305
Bah!
423
00:19:18,173 --> 00:19:21,193
Where is he going, and why
is my check torn to shreds?
424
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:23,562
You don't have to pay
him, he'll be fine.
425
00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:26,031
Use me in a wager, will he?
426
00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:27,666
- Mmm!
- Mmm.
427
00:19:36,659 --> 00:19:39,287
Wait a minute, this
place was just built.
428
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:44,125
♪ It must have been MoHo ♪
429
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:50,514
♪ For Homer and Marge ♪
430
00:19:50,515 --> 00:19:54,719
♪ They got back their mojo ♪
431
00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:59,123
♪ And now they're living large ♪
432
00:19:59,124 --> 00:20:02,344
♪ Still I hear you saying ♪
433
00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:07,149
♪ What happens to Moe? ♪
434
00:20:08,850 --> 00:20:13,637
♪ He'll go back to his hellhole ♪
435
00:20:13,638 --> 00:20:18,142
♪ That's the ending of the show ♪
436
00:20:18,143 --> 00:20:20,162
♪ Except for the tag. ♪
437
00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:24,131
Okay, sir, we've revised my contract,
438
00:20:24,132 --> 00:20:25,766
so you can no longer
proffer me in a wager,
439
00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:27,301
throw me in a volcano,
440
00:20:27,302 --> 00:20:28,769
use me as a chew toy for your tiger...
441
00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:30,705
Sabu will be disappointed.
442
00:20:30,706 --> 00:20:32,341
Use me as a human Christmas ornament,
443
00:20:32,342 --> 00:20:34,275
or jack-o'-lantern, lit.
444
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:36,844
But I still agree to be
mummified with you if you pass.
445
00:20:36,845 --> 00:20:38,257
Excellent.
446
00:20:38,258 --> 00:20:41,177
Sync and corrections by btsix
www.addic7ed.com
447
00:20:41,233 --> 00:20:43,202
Mm, it's good to be back.
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