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♪ Rock-a-bye baby ♪
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♪ In the treetop ♪
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♪ When the wind blows ♪
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♪ The cradle will rock ♪
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♪ When the bough breaks ♪
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♪ The cradle will fall ♪
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♪ And down will come baby ♪
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♪ Cradle and all. ♪
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Sweet dreams.
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♪ The whole Fox Network was
in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago ♪
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♪ They began a TV show ♪
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♪ Then Bart tried to sell his soul ♪
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♪ Lisa turned to vegetables,
Grampa started fighting bulls ♪
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- ♪ Springfield built a wall ♪
- ♪ The Who played on the top ♪
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♪ Carl, Lenny, Barney, Moe ♪
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♪ And a fat bald guy who hollers "d'oh" ♪
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♪ It all started with
The Simpsons, d'oh! ♪
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- ♪ I'm just a gigolo ♪
- ♪ Gigolo ♪
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- ♪ And everywhere I go ♪
- ♪ Gigolo ♪
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- ♪ People know the part ♪
- ♪ Gigolo, gigolo ♪
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- ♪ I'm playing ♪
- ♪ Gigolo, gigolo, gigolo ♪
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- ♪ Paid for every dance... ♪
- ♪ Gigolo... ♪
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Showtime.
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♪ Ooh, and they're sayin' ♪
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♪ Gigolo, gigolo, gigolo... ♪
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Your tea, Nana.
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Sweet darling boy.
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I know what you're thinking.
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This must be some kind of prank.
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Is there laxative in the punch bowl?
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Well, there is, but their
doctors prescribed that.
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I've changed.
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I've become pinchable.
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You look confused.
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Why don't I start from the beginning?
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♪ Grandpa, Grandma ♪
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♪ We love you ♪
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♪ We will show what school can do ♪
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♪ We cleaned our desk,
we learned this song ♪
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♪ Teachers beat us when you're gone ♪
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♪ Grandma, grandpa, you're the best ♪
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♪ Now you can be laid to rest. ♪
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Simpson. Those lyrics are
unapproved and not that funny.
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Come with me.
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Hey, Skinner.
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Sure, you're tough enough
to punish a little boy,
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but what about a Marine Corps veteran?
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Oh.
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay, Seymour.
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Note to my mom or detention?
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Which of your two lame weapons
are you gonna unleash on me?
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I have other weapons.
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I have no other weapons.
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Seymour, walk me to the bus stop.
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Mother, what are you doing here?
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I wanted to make sure you remember
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that I think your job is stupid.
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Simpson, I thought of your punishment.
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Bart here will walk you to the bus stop.
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That'll kill two birds with one stone.
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First time a worm ever killed a bird.
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Okay, Lenny, don't be nervous.
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This is the big one.
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Gotcha! Where am I?
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You walked in the core.
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Yeah, we better seal
this thing up tight.
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I'm playing Peekimon Get, see?
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That's a wild Rotata.
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That has got to be the stupidest
game I've ever heard of.
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Oh, yeah, you're right.
It's really a kids' game.
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And it's silly for me to...
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Quiet, I'm playing it.
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Quitting time.
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Three-day weekend.
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Haw-haw!
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♪ Bart's holding hands ♪
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♪ With an old lady ♪
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♪ Who seems kind of sweet ♪
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♪ And my grandmas are gone ♪
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♪ One's in jail, and
one's in dirt jail. ♪
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Back in a flash, Grandmama.
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Try not to win any beauty
pageants while I'm gone.
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Oh.
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Agnes!
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Oh, you just missed my
perfect little Martin.
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Eh, I saw him.
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He's beefing up, that's for sure.
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Don't you love Grandparents' Day?
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I get to meet all the little
boys Martin snitches on.
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Is that your grandson?
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Or is this just a... a pity walk?
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- He's not...
- A pity walker?
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I love my Gam-Gam.
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Ha. You hear that?
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Gam-Gam.
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What's your pet name?
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Gram-Gram.
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That's the stupidest thing
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I've ever heard.
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I can't believe Martin left you alone
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in this cold hallway.
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Thanks, Peaches.
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You're a gift to this world.
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You deserve to be wrapped up, Gam-Gam.
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Gam-Gam-Gam.
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Gam-Gam-Gam.
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For you, Grandmama.
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A diorama of the sky from
the night you were born.
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Give me your sweater.
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But-but without it, I'm nippley.
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You hear that? Oh, no...
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Nippley.
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I always wanted a grandson.
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A cute little guy I could take
to the circus and the movies.
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Someone I could spoil rotten.
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I'm halfway there, ma'am.
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Well, this is my bus.
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Goes right by the candy store, eh?
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Don't take my mother, I need
her to make me French toast!
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Egg yolks scare me...
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Ooh, a Rattlesnitch.
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Got it.
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- Got it.
- Lo tango.
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Duffman has got it.
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Got it.
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- Got it.
- Got it.
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Got it.
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Got it.
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- Got it.
- Got it.
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Now that's a spicy Peekiball.
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Got it.
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And so... Aw, I didn't get it.
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Won't anyone help me?
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Got it, and no.
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Now Maggie, there's no
monster under your bed.
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Ooh, there is one on your face.
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Oh, man, there's like a million in here.
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Here's the phone, so you can see them.
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Nighty night.
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In the gospel according to Luke, uh...
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If you two don't mind.
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Look this game is, or at least was,
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bigger than Jesus, okay?
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Hmm, that's a pretty low bar these days.
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Ah, Skunk-a-san.
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Why can't I capture you?
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It's real!
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D'oh!
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Sprayed by a skunk.
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Homie, that game's too dangerous.
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The game was fine.
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Reality was dangerous.
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And could you move a
little to your left?
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There's a Stumble-Bee right behind you.
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Oh, is there any fad you
don't take too far?
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The aerobics ones.
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Mom, what Dad could use is a co-player,
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who makes sure he doesn't get hurt.
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Because the game is good for him.
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You can see that he's lost
weight from the walking.
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I'm using the factory holes on my belt.
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Oh, wow. Wow.
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Lisa, why are you interested?
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Because it's the greatest game ever.
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In this world, I can throw a ball.
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Hmm, okay.
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I'd prefer if you didn't
turn your skunk bath
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into a giant cocktail.
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Ugh. One damn rule after
another around here.
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Peekisaurus at the Kwik-E-Mart.
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Please come in.
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Enjoy your game from which
I do not make a dime.
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I'll be darned
if this little critter
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doesn't look like your god.
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And I'll be darned if this sad wino
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doesn't look like your god.
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Do unto Snickers as you would
have Snickers do unto you.
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Oh.
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Well.
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Such good manners.
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I went out to get you some sneakers.
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The kind that gang members wear.
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Heaven. But I
couldn't help thinking,
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why settle for one golden goose,
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when you can have a gaggle?
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Bessie, have I seen your
grandkids in church?
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No. I don't have any grandchildren.
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Here's my headshot.
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Oh...
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In fights with your
children, I take your side.
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And what's this?
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I have a loose tooth.
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Oh!
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It might've felt more like a lie
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if I had to say the word "grandmother."
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Fortunately, my ladies like
to be called anything but.
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Good morning, Momo.
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I love you, Geema.
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Momtom!
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Na-nee!
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Ugogo!
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Waipo.
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Hey, who wants a box
full of firecrackers?
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They won't light up the night like you.
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Aw.
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Man, nothing beats ladies in their 80s.
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Twice my age plus 60.
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Perfect.
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Ketchup? In my kitchen?
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Never!
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Bart?
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Hey, Mom. Want a pep-o-mint drop?
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Yes, but since when do you carry those?
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Oh, I got it all.
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Altoids, butterscotch candy,
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Jelly Bellies, and Turkish delight.
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Hello?
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It's someone named Gertie.
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Is that a girl in your class?
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I know a lot of Gerties.
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Did it sound like she was
talking through her throat?
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Uh, I'll just give you the phone.
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Hello, sweetie, I didn't know
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if you wanted PlayStation or Xbox,
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so I got both.
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Maw-maw? I ordered so many toys,
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you get free shipping.
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Oh, so thoughtful.
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Interested? My card.
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Book now for Christmas.
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I was juggling 50 shades of gray.
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I've been watching you.
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I know exactly what you're up to.
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I'm not up to anything, lady.
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This is for you.
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Thanks for coming to my brother's wake.
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It's what I do.
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You are a cold little customer.
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Agreed. Now, are we done here?
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Because I've got birthday
checks to deposit.
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I've got birthdays like
Lindy's has pickles.
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Do you even know what that means?
Do you?
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What is this? Pick On
the Con Artist Day?
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I'll pay you $100 to pick
me up, four days in a row,
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from the Sunnyday Nursing Home.
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Sunnyday, that's on Fifth, right?
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Yes. Ask for Phoebe Pratt.
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Oh, my dear, you look
like Cybil Shepherd.
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I am Cybil Shepherd.
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Impossible, Cybil Shepherd
is notoriously difficult.
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Aah!
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Oh, my God, everyone,
it's Cybil Shepherd!
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So it turns out you can
buy Peeky creatures
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with real money.
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But the fun of the game is
catching them, not buying them.
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Lisa, I can think of
no better investment
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than invisible creatures that
are part of an over-hyped,
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passing fad.
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- Please?
- I'm in.
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You know, I'm really
starting to like you.
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00:11:48,845 --> 00:11:50,380
- Mmm.
- Mmm.
265
00:11:51,749 --> 00:11:53,183
I'm here for Phoebe.
266
00:11:53,216 --> 00:11:55,385
Weren't you just here for Eunice?
267
00:11:55,418 --> 00:11:57,153
Hey, a guy can have two grandmothers.
268
00:11:57,187 --> 00:11:58,389
Look it up.
269
00:11:58,422 --> 00:12:00,624
All right, you've served your purpose.
270
00:12:00,658 --> 00:12:01,993
Good-bye.
271
00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:03,827
A hundred bucks to walk you to the curb?
272
00:12:03,860 --> 00:12:05,996
Sunnyday is a secure facility.
273
00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:08,832
A family member must sign me out.
274
00:12:08,865 --> 00:12:11,501
Why are you there? You seem normal.
275
00:12:11,534 --> 00:12:13,703
Happy anniversary. Got it!
276
00:12:13,736 --> 00:12:16,673
My family fear I'll wander
off into some forest.
277
00:12:16,706 --> 00:12:18,174
So where are you going?
278
00:12:18,207 --> 00:12:19,543
Well, that forest over there.
279
00:12:19,576 --> 00:12:21,345
Mm, I better come with you.
280
00:12:21,378 --> 00:12:22,879
Those woods are full of bullies.
281
00:12:22,913 --> 00:12:24,548
So, did you get it?
282
00:12:24,581 --> 00:12:26,850
Yep, here's the orzo.
283
00:12:26,884 --> 00:12:29,519
You idiot, you were
supposed to get ouzo.
284
00:12:29,552 --> 00:12:32,023
Orzo is, like, thick, brown rice.
285
00:12:32,056 --> 00:12:33,490
You're like thick, brown rice.
286
00:12:39,363 --> 00:12:40,365
It's good stuff.
287
00:12:41,731 --> 00:12:43,900
So, Pheebs, tell me about yourself.
288
00:12:43,933 --> 00:12:45,403
I'm a nature photographer.
289
00:12:45,436 --> 00:12:48,873
Wow, two things that
won't exist in 20 years.
290
00:12:54,878 --> 00:12:57,547
Oh, you're quite good at taking
the piss out of someone.
291
00:12:57,581 --> 00:12:59,115
Wait, that's okay to say?
292
00:12:59,148 --> 00:13:00,750
Taking the piss.
293
00:13:00,783 --> 00:13:02,720
Taking the piss. Taking the
piss, taking the piss.
294
00:13:02,753 --> 00:13:04,422
♪ Taking the piss. ♪
295
00:13:04,455 --> 00:13:06,357
Have you gotten that out of your system?
296
00:13:06,389 --> 00:13:08,393
I'll get up in the middle of
the night and say one more.
297
00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:11,095
Poor old buck.
298
00:13:11,128 --> 00:13:14,230
Probably the last spring he'll
make it up the mountain.
299
00:13:14,264 --> 00:13:15,899
Want me to throw a rock at it?
300
00:13:15,932 --> 00:13:17,400
No!
301
00:13:17,433 --> 00:13:19,903
He'll know when his time has come.
302
00:13:19,937 --> 00:13:21,239
We all do.
303
00:13:23,307 --> 00:13:25,576
Hey, I got to be me.
304
00:13:26,943 --> 00:13:28,578
Right, it's been four days.
305
00:13:28,611 --> 00:13:30,246
As we agreed.
306
00:13:30,279 --> 00:13:33,451
Um, I don't feel right
taking your money.
307
00:13:36,419 --> 00:13:38,154
I bequeath this to you.
308
00:13:38,187 --> 00:13:39,756
"Bequeath"?
309
00:13:39,789 --> 00:13:41,791
- What does that mean?
- Oh, look it up.
310
00:13:41,825 --> 00:13:43,261
Good-bye, Bart.
311
00:13:46,529 --> 00:13:48,398
Aah!
312
00:13:48,432 --> 00:13:51,601
I'm having brunch with my little
man and I need the bus pass.
313
00:13:51,634 --> 00:13:53,437
Mother, you know that
boy is a ne'er-do-well
314
00:13:53,470 --> 00:13:55,306
and possibly a scofflaw.
315
00:13:55,339 --> 00:13:58,876
Seymour, it's time you lived your life.
316
00:14:01,110 --> 00:14:02,746
I will live my life.
317
00:14:02,779 --> 00:14:05,615
And I'll start by leaving
my hair mussed up.
318
00:14:05,648 --> 00:14:07,118
And comb that hair.
319
00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:09,986
I'll finger-comb it, is what I'll do.
320
00:14:10,019 --> 00:14:11,321
Oh, bequeath...
321
00:14:11,355 --> 00:14:12,789
Bequeath, bequeath.
322
00:14:12,822 --> 00:14:14,457
I can't believe she's making me do this.
323
00:14:14,490 --> 00:14:15,659
I'm gonna look up a word.
324
00:14:15,692 --> 00:14:17,361
How do you look up a word?
325
00:14:18,828 --> 00:14:20,430
I'd like to look up a word.
326
00:14:20,464 --> 00:14:21,866
Give me your phone.
327
00:14:21,898 --> 00:14:23,567
- What's the word?
- "Bequeath."
328
00:14:25,668 --> 00:14:27,837
This means something you
give away when you die.
329
00:14:27,870 --> 00:14:29,139
She must be sick.
330
00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:30,441
How much do I owe you?
331
00:14:30,473 --> 00:14:31,974
Oh, no, it's...
332
00:14:32,009 --> 00:14:33,344
five dollars.
333
00:14:36,913 --> 00:14:39,649
I'm here to see Phoebe,
it's kind of a surprise.
334
00:14:39,682 --> 00:14:41,485
But she left this morning.
335
00:14:41,517 --> 00:14:42,951
She said you were waiting outside
336
00:14:42,985 --> 00:14:44,521
and I didn't bother to check.
337
00:14:44,554 --> 00:14:46,956
What kind of a nursing
home are you running here?
338
00:14:46,990 --> 00:14:49,125
Oh, is it panic you want?
339
00:14:49,157 --> 00:14:51,827
Patient missing! Patient missing!
340
00:14:51,861 --> 00:14:53,363
What's with you, Judy?
341
00:14:53,396 --> 00:14:55,032
He knows my name.
342
00:14:58,521 --> 00:15:01,160
Those tracks were made
by tennis balls, Lou.
343
00:15:01,162 --> 00:15:03,131
Get me files on Pete Sampras
344
00:15:03,164 --> 00:15:05,133
and the Williams sisters.
345
00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:08,031
I realized she had me
pick her up four days in a row
346
00:15:08,055 --> 00:15:09,857
so the home's guard would be down
347
00:15:09,890 --> 00:15:11,392
and she could leave on her own.
348
00:15:11,425 --> 00:15:12,425
But why?
349
00:15:13,993 --> 00:15:16,162
He'll know when his time has come.
350
00:15:16,195 --> 00:15:17,565
We all do.
351
00:15:18,565 --> 00:15:20,200
Can't believe I missed that.
352
00:15:20,233 --> 00:15:21,634
Or this.
353
00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:24,804
Don't tell anyone, I plan to off myself.
354
00:15:27,574 --> 00:15:31,078
Okay, these Peekimon
cheats cost us 600 bucks.
355
00:15:31,111 --> 00:15:32,947
No one but you or I must know.
356
00:15:35,181 --> 00:15:38,551
I'm starting to suspect that
trophy was not real gold.
357
00:15:38,584 --> 00:15:40,420
Can we talk about something else?
358
00:15:40,454 --> 00:15:42,055
Absolutely.
359
00:15:42,089 --> 00:15:43,723
After you put your
fingerprints on this knife.
360
00:15:43,757 --> 00:15:44,992
Dad!
361
00:15:45,025 --> 00:15:46,260
It's a cake knife.
362
00:15:46,292 --> 00:15:47,760
I just had an extra piece.
363
00:15:47,794 --> 00:15:49,029
Two extra pieces.
364
00:15:49,061 --> 00:15:50,430
Okay, two extra cakes.
365
00:15:50,464 --> 00:15:52,098
But all cakes are pieces
of something bigger.
366
00:15:52,132 --> 00:15:53,700
Just touch the knife.
367
00:15:53,733 --> 00:15:57,003
Dad, why are you making
me hide things from Mom?
368
00:15:57,036 --> 00:15:58,036
You're right.
369
00:15:58,037 --> 00:15:59,239
That's my job.
370
00:15:59,272 --> 00:16:01,007
Well, it's my fault too.
371
00:16:01,041 --> 00:16:03,209
No, sweetie, no more secrets.
372
00:16:03,243 --> 00:16:04,944
From now on we're an open book.
373
00:16:04,978 --> 00:16:06,613
- Guys!
- How much did you hear?
374
00:16:06,646 --> 00:16:08,515
We may have to get rid of the boy.
375
00:16:08,547 --> 00:16:10,049
I don't know what you're talking about.
376
00:16:10,083 --> 00:16:12,719
- I need you to look for something.
- Forget it.
377
00:16:12,752 --> 00:16:16,122
I learned from Peekimon
that's a slippery slope.
378
00:16:16,156 --> 00:16:18,959
Especially that time I fell
down a slippery slope.
379
00:16:18,992 --> 00:16:20,694
Look, this isn't a stupid game.
380
00:16:20,727 --> 00:16:22,896
I'm looking for a lady
who may be in trouble.
381
00:16:22,929 --> 00:16:24,265
- Is it Patty?
- No.
382
00:16:24,297 --> 00:16:25,698
- Is it Selma?
- No!
383
00:16:25,732 --> 00:16:26,834
Let's roll.
384
00:16:28,234 --> 00:16:29,802
This is where we used to go.
385
00:16:29,835 --> 00:16:31,805
Bart, what were you up to?
386
00:16:31,838 --> 00:16:33,373
Being the perfect grandson.
387
00:16:33,406 --> 00:16:34,742
For our grandma?
388
00:16:34,775 --> 00:16:36,310
No, for everybody but her.
389
00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:38,212
Now please, we got to find Phoebe.
390
00:16:38,244 --> 00:16:40,947
Well, we'll need the help of...
391
00:16:40,981 --> 00:16:43,784
experienced Peekimon searchers.
392
00:16:43,816 --> 00:16:45,218
Hmm.
393
00:16:45,252 --> 00:16:46,920
This is who we're looking for.
394
00:16:46,953 --> 00:16:48,756
Oh, you're no fun.
395
00:16:48,789 --> 00:16:50,658
What's her Peeki-name?
396
00:16:50,690 --> 00:16:52,993
Um... Dame Judi Dentures.
397
00:16:54,328 --> 00:16:55,929
And her point value?
398
00:16:55,962 --> 00:16:57,431
I don't know, a zillion?
399
00:16:59,198 --> 00:17:00,368
Okay, let's do it.
400
00:17:03,669 --> 00:17:06,606
♪ I want to be the very best ♪
401
00:17:06,639 --> 00:17:10,576
♪ This is my new career ♪
402
00:17:10,609 --> 00:17:13,246
♪ And then take
a long, long rest ♪
403
00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:16,950
♪ And celebrate with beer ♪
404
00:17:16,983 --> 00:17:20,354
♪ I will travel across the land ♪
405
00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:22,690
♪ Catching beasts who've done no crime ♪
406
00:17:24,124 --> 00:17:26,593
♪ Playing games made in Japan ♪
407
00:17:26,626 --> 00:17:28,896
♪ I love to waste my time ♪
408
00:17:30,329 --> 00:17:33,166
♪ This is fun for everyone ♪
409
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,002
♪ Even babies play the game ♪
410
00:17:36,636 --> 00:17:37,838
♪ Maggie cannot ♪
411
00:17:37,870 --> 00:17:39,772
♪ Say a word ♪
412
00:17:39,806 --> 00:17:42,376
♪ But watch her stab
and kill and maim. ♪
413
00:17:45,579 --> 00:17:47,281
I found something.
414
00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:51,685
Peekimon searchers, huh?
415
00:17:51,717 --> 00:17:53,219
Well, that's the stupidest
thing I've ever...
416
00:17:53,252 --> 00:17:54,487
Found her!
417
00:17:54,521 --> 00:17:55,755
Oh, my God.
418
00:18:00,694 --> 00:18:02,162
Hello.
419
00:18:02,194 --> 00:18:04,697
Oh, I-I seem to have fallen asleep...
420
00:18:04,731 --> 00:18:05,999
in this forest...
421
00:18:06,031 --> 00:18:08,534
with apparently excellent Wi-Fi.
422
00:18:08,568 --> 00:18:11,839
Uh, yes, all the trees
are cell phone towers.
423
00:18:11,871 --> 00:18:13,706
What are you doing out here?
424
00:18:13,740 --> 00:18:17,077
Oh... I'll-I'll admit I-I
had some dark thoughts
425
00:18:17,109 --> 00:18:19,746
and I used you to escape from the home.
426
00:18:19,780 --> 00:18:23,416
But once I got out here by
myself, completely free,
427
00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:26,253
I realized there's so much to live for.
428
00:18:26,285 --> 00:18:28,688
And... I want my camera back.
429
00:18:28,722 --> 00:18:31,157
Can we still hike sometimes?
430
00:18:31,191 --> 00:18:32,559
Yes, and we could go inside
431
00:18:32,591 --> 00:18:34,395
that mill house you love so much.
432
00:18:34,427 --> 00:18:36,562
Milhouse is not a place, it's a nerd.
433
00:18:36,596 --> 00:18:37,931
Oh, well, there you go.
434
00:18:37,964 --> 00:18:39,832
So that's it.
435
00:18:39,866 --> 00:18:43,270
I learned playing with women's
hearts is a dangerous game.
436
00:18:43,302 --> 00:18:45,138
And it's wrong to take
advantage of the elderly.
437
00:18:48,641 --> 00:18:50,042
And Grampa?
438
00:18:50,076 --> 00:18:53,247
I'm sorry I embarrassed
you on Grandparents' Day.
439
00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:56,483
Geez! I thought my stories were long.
440
00:19:00,887 --> 00:19:04,023
- Homer?
- Uh... what?
441
00:19:04,057 --> 00:19:06,593
I know about the $600.
442
00:19:06,626 --> 00:19:07,860
You're right, Marge.
443
00:19:07,894 --> 00:19:09,096
We spent too much.
444
00:19:09,128 --> 00:19:10,363
Bart was a gigolo.
445
00:19:10,396 --> 00:19:11,598
What are you gonna do?
446
00:19:11,630 --> 00:19:13,065
Be mad at the world?
447
00:19:13,098 --> 00:19:14,935
Maybe you could say something
448
00:19:14,967 --> 00:19:16,469
to make me feel better.
449
00:19:16,502 --> 00:19:18,038
The kids are fine.
450
00:19:18,070 --> 00:19:20,607
The game is a fad, and in no time at all
451
00:19:20,639 --> 00:19:23,142
you'll be worried about something else.
452
00:19:23,175 --> 00:19:26,112
Huh, I do feel better.
453
00:19:26,146 --> 00:19:29,215
Hmm, you know, the last
couple of pies I baked
454
00:19:29,249 --> 00:19:30,617
haven't been great.
455
00:19:30,649 --> 00:19:32,185
There you go.
456
00:19:42,407 --> 00:19:44,877
I like your hair. Finger-combed?
457
00:19:44,908 --> 00:19:47,850
Yes, because I decide how my hair looks.
458
00:19:47,852 --> 00:19:48,867
Seymour!
459
00:19:48,969 --> 00:19:51,438
Just wanted to tell you
I'm here with a real man.
460
00:19:51,471 --> 00:19:54,708
My silhouette's replacing
yours on the stairs.
461
00:19:56,410 --> 00:19:58,412
So enjoy your meal, son.
462
00:19:58,444 --> 00:19:59,712
I'm buying dessert.
463
00:19:59,745 --> 00:20:01,214
Oh, that's so nice.
464
00:20:01,248 --> 00:20:02,449
For you,
465
00:20:02,481 --> 00:20:04,050
not that son-snatcher.
466
00:20:07,234 --> 00:20:10,234
- sync and corrections by Mr. C -
- www.addic7ed.com -
467
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:17,397
♪ I want to be the very best ♪
468
00:20:17,431 --> 00:20:20,968
♪ This is my new career ♪
469
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,737
♪ I want to give
this game a rest ♪
470
00:20:23,770 --> 00:20:27,708
♪ I've been playing since last year ♪
471
00:20:27,741 --> 00:20:30,711
♪ I play
it on my little boat ♪
472
00:20:30,743 --> 00:20:32,478
♪ Sitting in a cove ♪
473
00:20:32,511 --> 00:20:34,248
Yar.
474
00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:37,150
♪ I ran my bus right off a cliff ♪
475
00:20:37,183 --> 00:20:40,887
♪ Was playing while I drove ♪
476
00:20:40,921 --> 00:20:42,256
♪ This fad was hot ♪
477
00:20:42,289 --> 00:20:43,958
♪ And then was not ♪
478
00:20:43,991 --> 00:20:47,493
♪ These things come and go ♪
479
00:20:47,527 --> 00:20:50,564
♪ All I know is once again ♪
480
00:20:50,597 --> 00:20:52,599
♪ I wasted lots of dough. ♪
481
00:20:54,768 --> 00:20:56,103
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