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Hey.
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D'oh!
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Aw.
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And that's amore.
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Let the word go forth.
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With the kids
gone for the summer,
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we have snuggled
in every room in the house.
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Thank you, Kamp Krusty.
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Um, excuse me.
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Um, putting on a little
weight there, huh, Chief?
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Our freezer broke, Lou.
Any bacon we buy
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we have to eat it all
and right away.
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Uh, now, Simpson, we received
an anonymous call about a gong.
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Chief Wiggum, can't a man enjoy
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the company of his wife
in his own son's tree house?
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What, you didn't
see the sign?
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Hmm?
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That's just some nonsense
a kid wrote, Chief.
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That is what they said
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about the Declaration
of Independence, Lou.
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Uh, who said that?
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King Shut The Hell Up.
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Look, we're married.
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This is our home,
and our kids are fine.
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♪ Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty. ♪
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Death to tennis camp!
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I can't believe
it's been six weeks
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since we've seen the kids.
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Ooh, I wonder
if Bart has a mustache.
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Your kids are back.
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Except for the Johnsons', who
I need to speak to privately.
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I have
lemon-lime disease!
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The basketball teams
were skin versus bones.
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I'm tellin' ya,
it was a real rough camp.
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I see you're sucking
your thumb again.
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Kirk, you said
he'd stopped.
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Uh...
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Kirk, we discussed this.
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It's the only vice
I can afford!
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Oh, my poor, poor babies.
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Do you know what kids get
after a scary experience?
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Ice cream!
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No. Counseling.
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Aw.
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Kids, you've been through
a horrible experience,
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but there is good news at
the end of that pain-bow.
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A pot of goals. All right.
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How long you gonna
talk this way?
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Well, let's just say
I wish eyes were smiling.
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Now, kids,
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how bad could it have
really been?
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Hey, Doc, I'm fine.
But other kids in my generation,
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I love 'em,
but they're total wusses.
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Well, every night, they
showed us The Parent Trap.
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I mean, what kind of
parents break up twins
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and never tell them
the other exists?!
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Oh, that's Disney magic.
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Now, you all need
to decompress,
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so it is essential you do not
go right back to school.
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No school?
No school?
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On second thought, I'm fine.
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Look, I can sit
with my chair turned around,
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just like you.
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I knew one day
there'd be another.
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Go. Go with God.
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Bart, are you coming?
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Ooh, definitely
no school for you.
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Or church.
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Mrs. Simpson,
I would watch him very closely
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for the next couple
of days.
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Geez, I was thinking
about taking him shopping
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for school clothes.
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Why not just buy a suit
for his coffin.
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Oh. Oh, okay. Sorry.
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Uh, somebody
parked me in.
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Toyota Corolla.
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Well, it's got to be
one of you.
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Try the karate studio.
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I tried the damn
karate studio.
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All right, it's me.
I blocked you in.
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Okay? Sorry.
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Okay,
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time to fake me some PTSD.
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And maybe bloodshot eyes.
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Eh, too far.
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Oh, I don't
know, Homie.
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The kids seem upset.
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Oh, they'll be fine.
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Marge, children and summer
are natural enemies.
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Now, why don't we
mix things up?
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Tonight I'll be Penn
and you be Teller.
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Oh, okay!
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Uh! Teller doesn't talk.
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Ooh.
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Mom! Dad!
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I'm scared.
I can't sleep.
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I'm sorry, Homie.
Bart's ten.
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That could be the last tear
that ever comes out of him.
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He's sleeping here.
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Take a hike, homeboy.
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What the hey?
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Just giving him
his allowance.
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This pamphlet on trauma
they gave Bart is very alarming.
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Loss of appetite?
Thousand-yard stare.
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I'm not hungry.
Where are you looking?
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A thousand yards away.
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No school for you, young man.
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I'll set up the couch
as a bed.
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Can I put Homer's pillows
under my butt?
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Of course.
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You don't need pillows
under your butt.
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Your butt is pillows, genius.
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♪ The Itchy & Scratchy Show. ♪
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And now, Itchy
and Scratchy
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perform their
cutting-edge version
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of the "Sabre Dance."
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Mom, can I have
a jelly bean sandwich for lunch?
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Mm, how about
a fruit salad?
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Fruit?
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What's the matter?
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That's what they
served at camp.
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Fine. Fine, jelly beans.
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Marge, voulez vous rendezvous
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at the dog's bed?
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I can't move.
His head's on my arm.
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Can you give me a foot rub?
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Also, we both have
to sign this permission slip.
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Uh, maybe we should
just go to sleep.
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Oof! Can't sleep, can't snuggle.
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Gonna do the unthinkable.
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Homie, what do you mean?
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Gonna go to work early.
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Geez, there's a lot of spaces
when you get in early.
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Geez, there's a lot of
donuts when you get in early.
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Hot coffee?
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Whoever heard of such a thing?
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Hmm.
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I was supposed to read this
when I started the job,
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but I didn't want
the other workers
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to think of me as a nerd.
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What's he doing?
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He's reading.
Nerd.
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Hey, Homer,
settle a bet.
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Red beans and rice
or red beans on rice?
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Winner gets 3,000 bucks.
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Sorry, guys,
maybe another time.
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Homer Simpson don't
want to screw around.
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That's like Aquaman
moving to Phoenix.
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You know, Lenny, seeing
Homer acting responsible...
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Oh, Aquaman to Phoenix,
I just got that...
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Uh, makes me want
to buckle down and do my job.
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You know, vice president
of marketing.
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Hey, if you need me,
I'll be cold-calling people
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to see what they think
of electricity.
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Uh, Mr. Smithers,
I, uh, I noticed
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the plant's free subscription
to Nuclear Safety magazine
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was hitting the
six-month mark.
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They're gonna start charging
us the full newsstand price.
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And no one pays
those prices.
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Nice catch, Simpson.
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So I had the idea
to cancel it
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and sign up for another free
trial under a new e-mail.
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Wow. Wow!
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Simpson, something is
very different about you.
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I am
sexually frustrated.
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Tell me about it.
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Kamp Krusty! Kamp Krusty!
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Homie, listen.
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No ketchup!
No ketchup!
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Oh, no, not the
hamburger dream.
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Oh, my God,
I really am traumatized.
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I need help.
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Lis! Lis!
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Can it wait till morning?
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Sure.
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Lis! Lis!
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Thanks for waiting
till morning.
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No problemo.
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I had an actual nightmare
about Kamp Krusty.
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There was a body
in a red life vest!
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What else
do you remember?
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We were canoeing.
We were in a storm.
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It's coming back
to me, too!
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Whatever happened
must have been so horrible
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we repressed the memory.
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But don't tell, because
they'll make me miss school.
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Maybe you should
miss school.
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I have perfect attendance.
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You can't get that back!
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Okay, I'll bring your
carriage around.
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Uh-oh, looks like snow.
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Very funny, Bart.
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Stop it!
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Made you breakfast.
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I also made reservations
for Mother's Day.
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I know it's three months away,
but you can't book too early.
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Wow!
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Who's that guy?
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I don't know.
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Hmm.
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D'oh!
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Mr. Burns, I noticed no one ever
puts suggestions in the box.
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So I took the liberty
of making my own.
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Hmm.
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Yeah.
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Excellent. Simpson,
I'm giving you a raise.
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More money?
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But that's more
than I make now!
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You've done
so well, Simpson.
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I'm giving you
your own trap door button.
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Oh, thank you!
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Excuse me. Coming through.
Working out issues.
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Boom-shakalaka.
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I was at Kamp Krusty, too.
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You don't see me freaking out
every time I see...
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Red vest! Red vest!
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What does it mean?
What does it mean?
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It means, young lady,
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that you're about to go
to the head of the line.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. If everyone
has a cut-the-line pass,
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no one has a cut-the-line pass.
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Quit your whining!
I'm riding the ride!
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While you were pouting,
I did it again!
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Oh. Maggie's asleep,
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and the kids are still having
fun at the park with Grampa.
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We're alone.
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Marge, no!
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I've pledged my abstinence,
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like all the most successful
rock stars.
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Come on, mister.
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I'm too tired to
get my groove back.
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It's all on you!
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No means no. I looked it up
in the dictionary.
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No?! No?!
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You've never said "no."
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Hmm? Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Oh!
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Honey, I'm really sorry,
but I'm here for you every way.
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Except physically.
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Also, spiritually
and emotionally.
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And I've never been good
at zipping up dresses.
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What are you saying?
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Men have accomplished
unbelievable things
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when they've denied
themselves whoopee.
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The pointy pyramids of Egypt,
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the Duomo, which I now know
is a thing.
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You don't name
a company "Microsoft"
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when you're getting some.
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Oh, boy.
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First the kids are screwed up,
and now our marriage is?
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We need therapy.
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I said "therapy,"
not "theremin."
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Honest mistake.
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Or was it?
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Welcome, Marge.
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Homer, no need
to take your pants off.
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It's not what you think.
I just had a big lunch.
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Just a series of questions
for now.
260
00:13:34,984 --> 00:13:36,150
Then the pants
come off.
261
00:13:36,152 --> 00:13:37,618
Now, let me be blunt.
262
00:13:37,620 --> 00:13:40,187
Are you happy with
your romantic life?
263
00:13:40,189 --> 00:13:43,190
My problem used to be
too much satisfaction.
264
00:13:43,192 --> 00:13:44,291
We hear that a lot.
265
00:13:44,293 --> 00:13:46,126
But I'm afraid
not so much lately.
266
00:13:46,128 --> 00:13:48,462
Do you self-gratify?
267
00:13:48,464 --> 00:13:51,432
Yes. I do everything
but masturbate.
268
00:13:51,434 --> 00:13:54,435
You know, this all started
with our poor kids traumatized
269
00:13:54,437 --> 00:13:56,470
by a budget
summer camp.
270
00:13:56,472 --> 00:13:59,173
So many perfect marriages
ruined by kids.
271
00:13:59,175 --> 00:14:01,275
We tell them it's
not their fault,
272
00:14:01,277 --> 00:14:03,844
when, of course, it's
always their fault.
273
00:14:03,846 --> 00:14:06,613
What you must do is return
your children to this camp
274
00:14:06,615 --> 00:14:08,315
and face down their demons.
275
00:14:08,317 --> 00:14:09,983
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
276
00:14:09,985 --> 00:14:12,820
There's so much more you can do
when you don't think about sex.
277
00:14:12,822 --> 00:14:14,888
That's why nuns
are so successful.
278
00:14:14,890 --> 00:14:17,024
You have to take the kids
back to that camp.
279
00:14:17,026 --> 00:14:18,559
Well, it beats
hanging out with them.
280
00:14:18,561 --> 00:14:22,029
Now, if you'll excuse us,
we have some deviants coming in.
281
00:14:22,031 --> 00:14:23,364
Hello? Anybody here?
282
00:14:23,366 --> 00:14:24,832
Yeah, I brought my lady.
283
00:14:24,834 --> 00:14:26,633
She used to be
the helicopter ride
284
00:14:26,635 --> 00:14:28,068
in front of the supermarket.
285
00:14:39,081 --> 00:14:40,647
Oh, uh, just finished.
286
00:14:40,649 --> 00:14:43,283
All right, deviant out.
287
00:14:44,420 --> 00:14:46,220
My kids are a mess.
288
00:14:46,222 --> 00:14:48,989
Homer's turned into the man
I've always wanted,
289
00:14:48,991 --> 00:14:50,758
which I don't really want.
290
00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:53,293
And for some reason, we're
going back to Kamp Krusty.
291
00:14:55,231 --> 00:14:56,231
Aw!
292
00:15:08,911 --> 00:15:11,078
What happened
to this place?
293
00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:12,913
People are wearing
terrycloth bathrobes
294
00:15:12,915 --> 00:15:14,214
like they're ancient Romans.
295
00:15:14,216 --> 00:15:15,549
Actually, more
like Macedonians.
296
00:15:15,551 --> 00:15:17,217
All right, come on,
deer and pig.
297
00:15:17,219 --> 00:15:19,586
It's time for you to mate
and then fight to the death.
298
00:15:22,594 --> 00:15:24,761
What happened
to this place?
299
00:15:24,763 --> 00:15:26,596
Oh, uh, Krusty
cut his losses
300
00:15:26,598 --> 00:15:29,933
by partnering with Caligula's
World Family Entertainment.
301
00:15:29,935 --> 00:15:33,202
They redid the whole place
as an adult spa.
302
00:15:33,204 --> 00:15:36,105
Uh-oh. Did I leave
my sash on?
303
00:15:36,107 --> 00:15:38,608
Why don't you kids go in here,
and we'll find someone
304
00:15:38,610 --> 00:15:40,743
who can prove to you
that what you think happened
305
00:15:40,745 --> 00:15:42,211
didn't happen.
306
00:15:42,213 --> 00:15:44,213
So, what do we do now,
get naked?
307
00:15:44,215 --> 00:15:46,783
Ha-ha! I'm joking.
Unless you want to.
308
00:15:46,785 --> 00:15:50,219
In which case,
I've never been more serious.
309
00:15:50,221 --> 00:15:52,588
So, um, uh,
which is it?
310
00:15:52,590 --> 00:15:54,223
Don't want to.
311
00:15:54,225 --> 00:15:56,059
Ah, good thing I was joking.
312
00:15:58,396 --> 00:16:01,597
♪ Who stole the cookie
from the cookie jar? ♪
313
00:16:01,599 --> 00:16:04,267
♪ Tyler stole the cookie from
the cookie jar ♪
314
00:16:04,269 --> 00:16:05,601
♪ What, me? ♪
315
00:16:05,603 --> 00:16:07,103
♪ Yeah, you ♪
316
00:16:07,105 --> 00:16:08,571
♪ Couldn't be ♪
317
00:16:08,573 --> 00:16:09,772
♪ Then who? ♪
318
00:16:09,774 --> 00:16:13,276
♪ Courtney stole the cookie
from the cookie jar... ♪
319
00:16:13,278 --> 00:16:15,445
I've heard enough.
Let's go, Courtney.
320
00:16:15,447 --> 00:16:17,080
You, too, Tyler.
321
00:16:17,082 --> 00:16:20,450
Hey, Bart, Bart, now's our
chance to break out of here.
322
00:16:20,452 --> 00:16:23,619
But I'm four loops away
from finishing my potholder.
323
00:16:23,621 --> 00:16:24,621
Now!
324
00:16:24,622 --> 00:16:26,089
Ugh!
325
00:16:28,526 --> 00:16:30,660
Marge, you know, it used
to be I'd be tempted
326
00:16:30,662 --> 00:16:32,628
by every one
of these places.
327
00:16:32,630 --> 00:16:34,797
Now I just want to know
where the business center is.
328
00:16:34,799 --> 00:16:36,299
It's over there.
329
00:16:36,301 --> 00:16:38,435
You can print up all the free
boarding passes you want.
330
00:16:38,436 --> 00:16:40,303
Oh!
331
00:16:40,305 --> 00:16:43,106
We didn't even fly here.
332
00:16:44,776 --> 00:16:47,010
Oh. Oh.
333
00:16:52,317 --> 00:16:54,684
Bart, I've seen
that shed before!
334
00:16:54,686 --> 00:16:56,652
Hey, I know your
life is boring,
335
00:16:56,654 --> 00:16:58,888
but you don't have
to advertise it.
336
00:17:06,798 --> 00:17:07,830
I'm remembering now.
337
00:17:07,832 --> 00:17:09,699
We were trying
to escape by canoe.
338
00:17:09,701 --> 00:17:13,469
Come back! Everyone needs
to watch the musical!
339
00:17:13,471 --> 00:17:16,873
We've rehearsed
for three hours!
340
00:17:19,044 --> 00:17:21,044
But there was
another kid with us.
341
00:17:21,046 --> 00:17:22,578
You're right!
342
00:17:22,580 --> 00:17:23,846
His name was Charlie.
343
00:17:23,848 --> 00:17:25,081
I forgot
344
00:17:25,083 --> 00:17:27,683
because I was high
on poster paint fumes.
345
00:17:27,685 --> 00:17:30,219
Quiet!
We tipped over in the rapids.
346
00:17:36,928 --> 00:17:39,662
Oh, my God!
Charlie didn't come back up!
347
00:17:39,664 --> 00:17:41,864
Hey, hey!
Look who's back!
348
00:17:41,866 --> 00:17:43,599
Kamp Krusty alumni!
349
00:17:43,601 --> 00:17:47,070
We have reason to believe that
someone was killed in this camp!
350
00:17:47,072 --> 00:17:49,605
Whoa! What happened to hello?
351
00:17:51,176 --> 00:17:54,243
Hard to concentrate with waves
gently lapping on the shore.
352
00:17:58,083 --> 00:18:00,716
Ooh! Marge, are you sure
you want to do this?
353
00:18:00,718 --> 00:18:04,454
Mm, I think I still
want the old you.
354
00:18:06,724 --> 00:18:08,758
Everyone, down below the belt!
Move, move, move!
355
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:11,761
Don't leave anything up here!
We will not be back!
356
00:18:27,879 --> 00:18:30,413
Play something to
put him in the mood!
357
00:18:36,254 --> 00:18:37,753
Faster!
358
00:18:45,730 --> 00:18:47,597
These children
would like to report
359
00:18:47,599 --> 00:18:50,600
a traumatic incident
on the property.
360
00:18:51,769 --> 00:18:53,436
Poor Charlie.
361
00:18:53,438 --> 00:18:55,438
Charlie?
Did he have a red vest?
362
00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:56,639
Yes!
Yes!
363
00:18:56,641 --> 00:18:58,307
Can you kids
keep a secret?
364
00:18:58,309 --> 00:18:59,609
I can, but Lisa can't.
365
00:18:59,611 --> 00:19:01,711
I told you that
in confidence!
366
00:19:06,618 --> 00:19:08,618
Charlie! You're alive!
367
00:19:08,620 --> 00:19:10,987
And a man, I might add...
A very short man.
368
00:19:10,989 --> 00:19:12,688
They like to be called
"little people."
369
00:19:12,690 --> 00:19:14,724
Eh, not that much.
370
00:19:16,528 --> 00:19:19,662
I was working undercover as
a spy for Departures magazine.
371
00:19:19,664 --> 00:19:21,430
They are everywhere.
372
00:19:21,432 --> 00:19:23,766
Anyway, when the canoe flipped,
I made my getaway.
373
00:19:23,768 --> 00:19:25,601
But you didn't have
your life vest.
374
00:19:25,603 --> 00:19:27,603
I'm a grown-up! I can swim!
375
00:19:27,605 --> 00:19:29,338
And vote!
376
00:19:33,144 --> 00:19:34,677
Oh, my God!
377
00:19:34,679 --> 00:19:36,279
It's a miracle.
378
00:19:36,281 --> 00:19:38,614
Whoa, I guess I really
was traumatized.
379
00:19:38,616 --> 00:19:40,683
And now I'm glad
everything's all right.
380
00:19:48,493 --> 00:19:50,359
So many stars.
381
00:19:50,361 --> 00:19:53,296
Ever wonder how many worlds
are out there, Homie?
382
00:19:53,298 --> 00:19:55,831
Pizza. Want pizza.
383
00:19:55,833 --> 00:19:57,200
And you.
384
00:19:57,202 --> 00:19:59,368
That's my man.
385
00:20:03,241 --> 00:20:07,243
For the fifth time today,
I am not a diving platform!
386
00:20:10,915 --> 00:20:12,448
Next on Fox...
387
00:20:21,659 --> 00:20:24,660
Oh, baby, baby.
388
00:20:24,662 --> 00:20:29,665
Tonight's the nightwe're not gonna get it on.
389
00:20:29,667 --> 00:20:33,669
And when I say never,
I mean forever.
390
00:20:33,671 --> 00:20:37,673
At my insistence,
I will keep you at a distance.
391
00:20:37,675 --> 00:20:39,609
Because...
392
00:20:39,611 --> 00:20:43,613
♪ My darling, you ♪
393
00:20:43,615 --> 00:20:47,717
♪ Have had enough
of my love, babe ♪
394
00:20:47,719 --> 00:20:52,555
♪ Mm, baby, don't get upset ♪
395
00:20:52,557 --> 00:20:56,592
♪ But your needs
will not be met ♪
396
00:20:56,594 --> 00:21:01,731
♪ Mm, it's like the more
you want, the less I give ♪
397
00:21:01,733 --> 00:21:03,699
♪ Baby, that's no lie. ♪
398
00:21:03,701 --> 00:21:05,368
Oh, yeah.
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