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Whoa, look out.
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Hey, where's our sailboat?
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Oh. It really tied the room together.
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Yes. That painting was great.
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Derivative, amateur seascape.
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Maybe another animated show stole it!
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We'll see about that!
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Or maybe I sold it on Craigslist.
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Both things are equally possible.
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This a TV show,
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or did I walk into a third
grade shoebox diorama?
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Did you steal my painting?
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Out of the mouths of babes.
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♪ We're in the cookies you hate to eat ♪
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♪ An unpleasant surprise
when you trick-or-treat... ♪
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Boo! Boo!
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Snacks should be bad for you!
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Ew, what smells like comic
books and loneliness?
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Oh, uh, certainly not this cool cat.
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Nope. That was spot-on.
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But today I don't care.
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- Look what I got!
- My painting!
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The pièce de résistance of
my memorabilia collection!
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Not since I was the winning bidder
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on a Ziploc full of Jonathan
Frakes' beard trimmings
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have I been so... Aw, dang it.
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Ooh! Gross! Raisin blood!
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Oh, I did it.
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Oh, (bleep).
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Bart and I haven't always
been the best of friends.
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Aah!
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And we're here to tell
you a story of a time
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when we really didn't get along.
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But we found our way!
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And we like each other better than ever!
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Way to spoil the ending, nerd-burger.
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Mmm, nerd-burger.
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It all began on the
hottest summer on record.
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Aah!
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After years of pollution
in Springfield Bay,
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I am honored to announce
that these waters
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are now safe to swim in.
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Huzzah for a cleaner Springfield!
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Er, uh, it's not cleaner.
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We just lowered the safety standards.
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Yay!
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Okay, who's up for a day at the beach?
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I got all the beach I want
with Anzio Beach Invasion.
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Pathetic! I was there, and
it was nothing like that.
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I surrender!
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I'll go in first so they
won't know it's a trap.
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Yoink. Yoink.
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Movado!
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Well, that is the most disgusting thing
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I've ever seen on a beach.
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Kind of sad, really.
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A booger?
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Real mature, guys, real mature.
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A booger!
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A human booger, indeed.
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Dolphin. Weak.
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Skull. Cliché.
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"I'd rather be fishing." Not true.
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The bone?
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That's exactly what I'm bad to.
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Hmm.
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I'll take it!
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Geronimo!
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It said "water-resistant."
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It resisted nothing!
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Whee...!
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Whoa! Dope hat!
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And check out my gnarly new tat!
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No fair! I'm bad to the bone!
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- Mmm!
- Okay, that's it.
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Marge, I'm watching sports!
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Really? What's the score?
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Uh, the, uh, Boobs are
beating the Butts.
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I don't think that's the
official terminology.
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Oh!
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Maybe you should watch
this sport instead.
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Hmm.
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Mm-mm-mm.
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What do you know?
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Checkmate. Ha!
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It's the only mate I haven't buried.
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Hey, Blobby Fischer, you're up.
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Do you even know the
names of the pieces?
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Of course. There's the King,
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Mrs. King, the Lightbulb Babies,
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the Mini Ashtray, Slit Face.
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And who could forget Dr. Horse?
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Want to put a 20 on it?
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Make it a 22.
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Checkmate.
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Another victim
of the Budapest Gambit.
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How can Dad play chess?
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He can't even remember the
rules to Chutes and Ladders.
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- I do so!
- You always think ladders go down.
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You can go down a ladder.
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Oh, God, not this again.
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- I go down ladders all the time.
- Homer, when did you learn to play chess?
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The truth is, my dad and I used to play.
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He won't stop doing it.
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That's jive, man.
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But I don't want to talk about it.
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Whoa! Sweet lid, Lisa.
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Well, I'm bad to the bone.
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I see no proof of that.
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Oh, yeah? Just look at this.
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Haw-haw! Bart's getting
beat up by a beach turkey!
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Hmm.
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Okay, a few ground rules.
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Everything I say, I want five of.
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Five Krusty Burgers...
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Got it.
Five Krusty Burgers.
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No! I thought I was clear.
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25 Krusty Burgers!
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125 Krusty Burgers?
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No! That's not what I... Fine.
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Can I really toss this
thing she's so crazy about?
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Damn right I can! I'm bad to the bone!
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Who the hell are you?
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I'm your guilt.
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I don't have any guilt.
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You do now.
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Don't worry, Bart. I'll protect you.
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I'm denial.
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Ay, caramba!
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My hat!
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Sunny?
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Uh, no.
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Uh-uh.
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Oh.
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No.
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Nope.
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Not even close.
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Do you have any more yellow hats?
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You mean like the one you
looked really good in?
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- Yes.
- No.
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Oh...
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You're still here?
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No offense, but you look worse.
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Your lack of remorse just makes me grow.
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Now you're gettin' it.
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Ha! Joke's on you...
I like gross things.
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Hmm.
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Again! Again!
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And that leads to mate
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in three!
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I've got to say, it's so exciting
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to find out something new about you.
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Hey, I'm full of surprises.
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Ooh. Name another.
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Actually, that's it.
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Tell me something I
don't know about you.
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Okay.
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Sometimes when I sweep, I
make little sweeping noises
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with my mouth.
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Oh, here comes the dustpan.
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I can't find Sunny anywhere.
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Sunny? No! We got to find Sunny!
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Where... Wait.
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The baby's name is Maggie.
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Hey, beach bums. Man,
did I crash last night.
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Always sleep well after
riding the waves.
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Ah...
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Have you seen your sister's hat?
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Oh, did-did she have a hat?
I-I don't remember any hat.
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Her name was Sunny, and I loved her more
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than any girl ever loved a hat!
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Even Madeline
from the Madeline books?
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She only wore that because
it was part of her uniform.
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Ask Pepito.
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Mmm.
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Hey, hey, hey, I do not like to
see that going on in my bar.
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Lenny, knight takes queen.
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Barney, mate in four.
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Homer! You're playing like
Polugaevsky at Mar del Plata.
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Yeah, Homer, you're some
kind of a idiot savant.
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Hey, I don't come here to be insulted.
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Homer, we're just saying
youse got a special skill,
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like a smokin' monkey or a
urinal cake with an ad on it.
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Don't tell me you're not
flattered by those analogies.
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You guys think you're so hot.
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I could fit in a piece
of carry-on luggage.
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Oh-ho, I'd like to see that.
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Oh, no. I'm alone with my thoughts.
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No. No, no, no. The healthiest
thing is for me to let myself out.
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Oh, sure thing, pal.
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Here you go.
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So, Homer, how did you
get so good at chess?
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I played against my dad.
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Uh, was that fun?
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It was, until I learned the
pieces weren't licorice.
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We played every day after
my mother left us,
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and he won every time.
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And every time he won, he
laughed that horrible laugh.
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Aw, Mona.
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So I found a professor
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who lived nearby,
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a master of the game, kind, patient,
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devoted to me.
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I went every day.
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You are ready now.
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Thanks for the lessons, Professor.
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You remind me of my son.
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- Oh. Where is he now?
- He's...
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right over there.
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He just doesn't like chess.
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I went back to play my dad.
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We had a beautiful thing here,
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and you had to ruin it by getting good!
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No more chess in this house!
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But, Dad, it's our thing.
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Well, we'll find another thing.
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You listen to the radiator
hiss while I drink whiskey
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under this naked lightbulb.
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It was a sad life, but
I wasn't affected.
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♪ They fight and fight and fight ♪
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♪ Fight, fight, fight,
fight, fight, fight ♪
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♪ The Itchy & Scratchy Show. ♪
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I brought you more lasagna, cousin.
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Mmm.
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You know these cartoons are made
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by exploiting Korean children?
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You ruin everything.
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Bart? What is it?
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Um, listen, I have... I
have to tell you something.
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I-I was jealous, and I-I
threw your hat away.
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Oh, that went a lot
better than I thought.
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- Why did you do it?
- I don't know.
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The important thing is you
got to forgive me right now.
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I feel kind of guilty.
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Then I hope your guilt will grow...
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and grow...
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and grow.
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And no matter how much you
try to pretty it up...
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it'll still be the most hideous
thing you could imagine!
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Nerds! Get 'em!
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A cupcake? Please.
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No.
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Mm-mm.
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So what?
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I'm truly sorry, Bart,
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but it's a wound nothing can heal.
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A bunny and a hammer?
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Well, my mom did say bring home dinner.
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Homer, listen, hey,
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I got something very scary to tell you.
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Now, I was on this
alt-suicide subreddit,
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you know, just-just checking in,
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and I found out why you
are so good at chess.
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Go on.
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Chess represents your
desire to kill your father.
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What the...? That's ridiculous!
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Now, I'm here to bowl!
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You'll end up in the gutter!
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Oh, my head!
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Oh! I'll sue!
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I can't afford the copay!
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Won't someone reset us!
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Well, at least I'm safe.
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00:14:54,903 --> 00:14:57,003
I'm in luck! It's still here!
266
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:00,940
My hat!
267
00:15:00,975 --> 00:15:04,203
Aah! My car! And my house.
268
00:15:11,361 --> 00:15:13,164
Homer, before you give up,
269
00:15:13,323 --> 00:15:17,165
I Skyped someone who knows
a little bit about chess.
270
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,400
Oh, I don't think any chess master
271
00:15:19,436 --> 00:15:22,838
or even international master
could understand how I feel.
272
00:15:23,070 --> 00:15:25,971
I'm world chess champion Magnus Carlsen.
273
00:15:25,999 --> 00:15:28,800
I understand Norwegian!
274
00:15:28,835 --> 00:15:31,569
When I heard a fellow chess
player had a mental problem,
275
00:15:31,605 --> 00:15:32,904
I Skyped at once.
276
00:15:32,939 --> 00:15:34,539
I'm not a chess player anymore.
277
00:15:34,574 --> 00:15:37,075
From now on, I'm only playing Stratego!
278
00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:39,644
I cannot play Stratego...
I'm scared of the bomb.
279
00:15:39,679 --> 00:15:41,246
Yeah, tell me about it.
280
00:15:41,281 --> 00:15:43,681
Homer, I'm afraid you
cannot run away from chess.
281
00:15:43,717 --> 00:15:45,383
The reason I got into chess
282
00:15:45,419 --> 00:15:47,552
was because it didn't involve running.
283
00:15:47,587 --> 00:15:50,155
I share your disdain for exercise.
284
00:15:50,190 --> 00:15:52,357
Now I will say something
with all the emotion
285
00:15:52,392 --> 00:15:54,759
a Norwegian can muster.
286
00:15:57,664 --> 00:15:59,631
To find your true feelings,
287
00:15:59,666 --> 00:16:02,500
you must finish your final
chess match with your father.
288
00:16:02,536 --> 00:16:04,669
I'm sorry, you cut out for a second.
289
00:16:04,704 --> 00:16:05,737
Did you gasp?
290
00:16:05,772 --> 00:16:07,005
Then you will nod.
291
00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:09,207
Then you will eat a piece of cheese
292
00:16:09,242 --> 00:16:10,775
while the wife doesn't look.
293
00:16:10,811 --> 00:16:13,511
Then you will undo the top
button of your pants.
294
00:16:13,547 --> 00:16:15,480
I'm always three moves ahead.
295
00:16:17,818 --> 00:16:19,017
D'oh!
296
00:16:19,052 --> 00:16:21,886
Okay, I don't have to move the cube.
297
00:16:21,922 --> 00:16:24,022
I just have to get the hat out.
298
00:16:24,057 --> 00:16:25,557
Ga-der!
299
00:16:25,592 --> 00:16:27,525
I never thought I'd sink this low,
300
00:16:27,561 --> 00:16:29,427
but I need help from God.
301
00:16:29,463 --> 00:16:32,464
Let our faith lift up this cube, Lord.
302
00:16:32,499 --> 00:16:34,666
- - Huh?
303
00:16:35,702 --> 00:16:36,668
Aw.
304
00:16:36,703 --> 00:16:39,137
Thanks for nothing.
305
00:16:46,246 --> 00:16:48,379
Huh? The soda ate right
through the metal!
306
00:16:48,415 --> 00:16:50,448
I'm just glad I'm not a car.
307
00:16:51,852 --> 00:16:54,319
Ah. I just have to get more.
308
00:16:57,290 --> 00:16:59,057
Hit it, boys!
309
00:17:03,163 --> 00:17:04,729
And... evil thoughts.
310
00:17:11,304 --> 00:17:13,771
Boys, are you performing miracles?
311
00:17:13,807 --> 00:17:16,174
Jesus is performing them through us.
312
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:17,876
Well, all right, then.
313
00:17:20,547 --> 00:17:23,314
I'm here to play chess,
we're gonna play chess,
314
00:17:23,350 --> 00:17:26,084
- and not another word!
- I play chess?
315
00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:48,439
An excellent move by Homer.
316
00:17:50,210 --> 00:17:52,544
A stout defense by Grampa.
317
00:17:54,414 --> 00:17:56,848
Doesn't anyone want to
watch the Super Bowl?
318
00:17:56,883 --> 00:17:58,816
Get lost!
319
00:18:00,187 --> 00:18:01,953
Homer has the win in hand.
320
00:18:01,988 --> 00:18:03,955
He merely needs to take Grampa's knight.
321
00:18:03,990 --> 00:18:05,657
Oh, he's gonna be a new man.
322
00:18:05,692 --> 00:18:08,016
A new man, you hear me?
323
00:18:08,018 --> 00:18:10,128
Can I go? It's, like, 4:00 a.m. for me.
324
00:18:10,482 --> 00:18:11,548
Sure. Fine.
325
00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:12,730
Uh, who is that guy?
326
00:18:12,766 --> 00:18:15,620
Magnus Carlsen... my cousin.
327
00:18:25,579 --> 00:18:28,646
Isn't a father more
important than a victory?
328
00:18:28,682 --> 00:18:31,115
I've never really known either.
329
00:18:34,588 --> 00:18:36,721
You resign?!
330
00:18:36,756 --> 00:18:38,923
Dad, Dad, it seems I love you.
331
00:18:38,959 --> 00:18:41,226
Can't you say it seems you love me, too?
332
00:18:41,261 --> 00:18:42,327
Aw...
333
00:18:42,362 --> 00:18:43,661
my son loves me.
334
00:18:43,697 --> 00:18:45,597
Now I can die in peace.
335
00:18:45,632 --> 00:18:46,331
Really?
336
00:18:46,366 --> 00:18:47,799
Hold your horses!
337
00:18:49,402 --> 00:18:51,369
Lisa! Stupid Lisa!
338
00:18:51,404 --> 00:18:53,404
I've got something to show you!
339
00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:54,872
I found Sunny!
340
00:18:54,908 --> 00:18:56,674
I don't want the hat anymore.
341
00:18:56,710 --> 00:18:59,510
What? You really don't have
any choice in the matter.
342
00:18:59,546 --> 00:19:01,179
Here! I told you,
343
00:19:01,214 --> 00:19:03,047
the wound won't heal.
344
00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:06,451
Your best bet is to forget me
and start fresh with Maggie.
345
00:19:06,486 --> 00:19:09,720
She likes raisins, Bart.
Give her raisins.
346
00:19:22,636 --> 00:19:25,536
He's trying to be nice.
347
00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:29,407
Now what's your problem?
348
00:19:29,442 --> 00:19:31,776
Oh, shut up! I forgive you!
349
00:19:31,811 --> 00:19:33,044
You forgive me?
350
00:19:34,147 --> 00:19:37,649
Yes. In the right hat,
anything is possible.
351
00:19:39,986 --> 00:19:43,655
Why does everyone feel
so good when I leave?!
352
00:19:49,362 --> 00:19:52,330
Ooh-hoo-hoo! This will come in handy.
353
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,633
What's going on here?
354
00:19:55,669 --> 00:19:57,168
Bart and I are friends again.
355
00:19:57,203 --> 00:19:59,771
I do some
of my best fathering
356
00:19:59,806 --> 00:20:01,606
when I'm not around.
357
00:20:01,641 --> 00:20:04,909
- Hey, who are you?
- Oh, you'll find out.
358
00:20:04,944 --> 00:20:06,911
Listen, pal,
359
00:20:06,946 --> 00:20:10,281
I have plenty of demons. Get in line.
360
00:20:10,317 --> 00:20:12,034
- How you doing?
- Drunk!
361
00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:13,602
Hey, I thought you were sloth.
362
00:20:13,824 --> 00:20:15,557
Sloths can be drunk.
363
00:20:17,455 --> 00:20:20,134
So we learned Bart has a conscience.
364
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:21,102
Haw-haw!
365
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:22,770
You have a conscience!
366
00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:24,438
Closed set!
367
00:20:24,474 --> 00:20:26,440
My mom's dating your gaffer.
368
00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:28,242
Jack! Is that true?
369
00:20:28,277 --> 00:20:30,111
I'm... not proud of it.
370
00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:34,648
You seemed pretty proud when
you ate all our ramen noodles.
371
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:43,279
Listen, I got to know. Do you
chess guys get groupies?
372
00:20:43,281 --> 00:20:45,307
Homer, I wish you could stop.
373
00:20:45,309 --> 00:20:46,578
These Skypes aren't free.
374
00:20:46,629 --> 00:20:47,705
Yes, they are.
375
00:20:47,707 --> 00:20:49,002
I still don't want to talk to you.
376
00:20:49,174 --> 00:20:51,143
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