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- sync and corrections by Mr. C -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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D'oh!
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- Simpson.
- Uh-oh. The boss.
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Do you know what you've done?
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You won the Count the Buttons
in the Button Jar Challenge.
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Thanks to him, you all get
the rest of the day off.
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Go home.
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Live your lives. Don't look back.
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Smithers, the bodies.
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I had a great day, and I really
want to celebrate with the boys.
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So don't wait up for me, my sweet,
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wonderful bartender, Moe.
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All right, but who's the boys?
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Marge's boobs. See ya.
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♪ I'm so happy ♪
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♪ Bursting with joy, my
day's been spectacular ♪
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♪ Improving my vernacular,
eating Cracker Jack-ular ♪
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♪ It's a perfect day so far... ♪
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Patty and Selma's car?! D'oh!
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Homie, stop dropping
rhymes and get dressed.
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We're going to the 38th
annual DMV Awards.
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Aw, there are too many award shows.
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People don't deserve so many awards.
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People suck. They should just
be grateful to be alive.
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Get your best coffin suit,
'cause you're goin'.
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You're at table one,
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next to the bathroom,
furthest from the bar.
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Patty and Selma are producing
the Surlys this year.
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Hamilton's gonna win everything.
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Fred Hamilton. Window six.
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He can make every person in the room
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feel like their number is the
furthest from being called.
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You know, Selma, James Bond
has a license to kill.
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Stop forcing banter!
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But a lot of people would
kill for these licenses.
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Heckle! Heckle!
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For Funniest Vanity Plate,
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the nominees are I Heart Heart Doctors,
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from the writing team of...
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A team?!
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- Beep-beep, beep-beep.
- Beep-beep, beep-beep.
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Objects may be sexier than they appear.
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That's it. I'm leaving.
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Take me! You'd slow me down!
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Lisa Simpson here,
covering the Surly Awards
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for Springfield Elementary
School Radio, WSES.
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Ooh, here comes an audience member now.
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One guy in the In Memoriam reel
was alive when it started!
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Don't forget your gift bag!
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It's just a coupon for a
dollar off at the car wash,
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but if you don't have one,
the lady at the car wash
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will give you one from out of a drawer!
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Homie, come back!
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You're the next presenter!
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The winner is me 'cause I'm leaving!
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Stomach filled with rage.
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Must quench with French fries.
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Five Krusty Burgers. No tomato.
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Sorry, sir. We no longer
serve Krusty Burgers.
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But it's your name! It's as
if Macy's didn't sell Mace!
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Our corporate parent in Kumamoto, Japan,
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has instituted the following fun
and nonnegotiable changes...
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Hey, hey! Try our Buttermilk
Sriracha Sandwich,
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Kobe Shiitake Ciabatta Explosion,
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and Hanoi Honey Barbecue
Banh Mi Pho-furter.
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Get 'em quick, before they're Sai-gone!
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Oh, I just want a one-pound burger
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that a snake couldn't
fit its mouth around.
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Sorry. We no longer
sell the Python Buster.
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Would you like some Kombucha
Kimchi Mini Tacos instead?
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Just give me a cup.
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That's beet aioli.
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No!
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People! Beware! The crap you love to eat
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has been replaced by food!
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Heavenly Father, I know you're
a friend of the eating man.
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You created Sunday so
we can have brunch.
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Please, O Lard, shower me
with your divine grease
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and deliver me some egg rolls.
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Or pizza or hot dogs. Whatever
I can eat while driving.
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For thine is the flower
and the gravy forever.
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A menu
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would be great.
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Thank you.
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Help you?
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Um, what's the healthiest
thing in this place?
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Chewie, we're home.
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Chewie is what I call my mouth.
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I really don't care what
you call your mouth.
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Ah.
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Just in time for breakfast.
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Hi, guys.
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So, Homie, I'm sure you
have a good explanation
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- for where you were.
- The best.
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I was eating hot dogs.
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Hot dogs?
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That is so stupid it must be the truth.
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I bet you're picturing me
as a hot dog right now.
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Absolutely not!
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And these weren't just any hot dogs...
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they were Deuce's Caboose chili dogs!
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We were worried sick!
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What do you think we are,
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man?
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Take that.
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Ow! No fair!
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She nut-butted me.
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Deuce's Caboose, eh?
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We used to take you there
when you were a boy.
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I don't remember any of that.
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Well, you were young then,
and you're stupid now.
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Your mom and me dropped you off
there every Wednesday afternoon
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while we tuned up our marriage.
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Turn here.
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Oh, you just love to tell me what to do.
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We come here every week,
and you get lost.
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- Please stop fighting.
- Oh, you would just love it
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if we did that, wouldn't you?
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He'll take a small soda and
sit there for 50 minutes.
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Hey, kid, have a chili dog,
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on the house.
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If we split up, no one gets Homer!
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That's when I started
eating my emotions.
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Oh. You poor guy.
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Fat-man begins.
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Well, it taught me a great coping skill.
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Eating is to me what drinking is to me.
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I just wish I had
something aggravating in my life
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to make me hungry now.
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Hello!
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Uh, Homie, Patty and Selma
lost their jobs at the DMV,
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because they spent too
much on the award show.
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We went over the $43 budget.
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By $100,000.
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To save money, I said they
could live here for a while.
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And don't forget, we have
a baby and an iguana.
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And they both have
different sleep schedules.
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What they do have in common is diarrhea.
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And we forgot to bring diapers.
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Hey. You remember me as a kid, right?
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No, sir.
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But you called me your
"Little H-Dog," remember?
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Look, man, I'm getting up there.
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I can barely remember
the starting lineup
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of the 1961 Chicago Blackhawks.
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Uh, Bobby Hull; Al Arbour;
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Ed Litzenberger, captain;
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Stan Mikita; and... that's all.
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Also, Dollard St. Laurent.
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But not you.
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I'm sorry, sir.
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Okay, people,
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what have you got? We're being killed
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in the ratings by the
morning announcements.
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Attention,
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the bus that took 30
kids on a "field trip"
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was not from this school.
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If anyone's mom can go pick
up 30 students in Chinatown,
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it would be much appreciated.
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Why didn't we break that story?!
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Damn it, we're even being
beaten by Jimbo's podcast.
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Today on Left, Right & Center,
we'll discuss whether
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to punch someone in the
left, right, or center.
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Our special guest today
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is upside-down nerd,
Milhouse Van Houten.
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Thanks for having me back.
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Aren't we just supposed
to do the stories we want
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and not worry about ratings?
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That's kindergarten talk.
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This is professional fourth-grade radio.
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Meeting's over.
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I've got to put the balls back in.
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I'm the smartest ball in the bag.
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You could be replaced,
and it wouldn't be hard.
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A cinder block with a stretched-out belt
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would do the trick.
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No one's eating at my place.
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No one!
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I'm a self-hating chew.
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♪ Hot dog! ♪
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♪ Life is tasting pretty good ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ Hot dog ♪
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♪ 'Cause you love me like you should ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ So put some mustard on my roll ♪
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♪ 'Cause you're barking up my soul ♪
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♪ Hot dog ♪
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- ♪ I like to see you walk ♪
- ♪ Beef log ♪
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♪ I like to hear you talk ♪
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- ♪ Food blog ♪
- ♪ I really relish you ♪
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- What rhymes with relish?
- ♪ Who could embellish you? ♪
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♪ Hot dog ♪
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- ♪ Hot dog ♪
- ♪ Hot dog ♪
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♪ Hot dog ♪
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♪ Don't know what's inside of you ♪
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♪ Hot dog! ♪
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Ah. I still don't remember you, man.
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Here at Springfield Elementary,
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detention has many names.
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Purgatraz, The Skinner
Sheraton, Spitball Alley,
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The Bully Pen, 311 Worth,
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Little Devil's Island
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and Dead Man Chalking.
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And I am here with the legendary
Nurple Purpler Nelson Muntz.
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Yo. Nelson, let me get right to it.
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Haw-haw!
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Where did that come from?
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Um... wow. First of all, great question.
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I guess I just saw a jerk
doing something lame,
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and I wanted to make the
dope feel like a dingus.
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Well, Mr. Muntz, I just happen
to have one of those "dingi"
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right here.
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Milhouse, how does it feel
to get a full Nelson?
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The first haw isn't that bad.
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But the second one is devastating.
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Wow! Wow!
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Sorry, Lisa. Funding has run
out for our radio station.
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I'm, uh, gonna have to
take back your hat.
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What?! Jeff and Becky broke up!
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Just before the story of the year!
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What's wrong, sweetie?
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They took away my radio station,
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which was the only source
of news in a 50-foot area.
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You could come with me
to the hot dog stand
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and do the word search
on the kids' menu.
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Do they have diagonals?
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Diagonals! That's where
"race car" was hiding.
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Oh, no, the hot dog stand is closed!
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The place I forgot for 30 years is gone!
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There's always a weak link.
There's always a weak link!
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We should help that man. He's choking.
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I remember when you used to
help me when I was choking.
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Why don't you ask the
girl at the hiking store?
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I gave her my number because
I was ordering boots.
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Don't let it be forgot
that on this shining spot
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was a place I really ate a lot.
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I don't see how you can blame
a man of 97 for retiring.
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- I thought we were the same age.
- So did I.
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Well, I hope you didn't
sell it to some clown.
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Here's a check.
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Welcome to the Krusty Burger family.
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And since we're family, we don't talk!
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Next problem.
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Oh! What else are you gonna change?
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We're gonna keep everything that
makes Deuce's Caboose great.
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Like the hot dogs and the caboose?
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No. God, no. We're already
talking to C-list actors
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about playing the owner in commercials.
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We're trying to find a
cheap Garrett Morris.
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Hot dogs, come with me
if you want to live!
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Somebody, stop them!
254
00:14:52,798 --> 00:14:55,098
That better be a monkey's
tail I'm feeling.
255
00:14:55,134 --> 00:14:57,100
Uh, chimps have no tails.
256
00:14:57,136 --> 00:14:59,503
Chimps have no tails?!
257
00:14:59,538 --> 00:15:01,004
Dad, what are we doing?!
258
00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:03,440
I'm saving a precious childhood memory!
259
00:15:03,475 --> 00:15:05,442
You realize this will
be my childhood memory,
260
00:15:05,477 --> 00:15:07,310
and maybe not so precious?
261
00:15:07,346 --> 00:15:09,312
That's a problem for grownup Lisa.
262
00:15:09,348 --> 00:15:10,781
All right, then.
263
00:15:17,990 --> 00:15:21,425
I certainly hope that isn't
your father's hot dog caboose.
264
00:15:21,460 --> 00:15:23,860
I have no end game!
265
00:15:23,896 --> 00:15:26,530
Oh, Lord! He's on the news so much,
266
00:15:26,565 --> 00:15:29,132
he has his own theme music now.
267
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♪ Go, Homer, go! ♪
268
00:15:30,736 --> 00:15:33,203
♪ Never know what he's gonna do! ♪
269
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Kent Brockman with you.
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You're watching Channel
6 Super Team Coverage
271
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of Chili Dog Day Afternoon
Weiner on a Roll.
272
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Indeed.
273
00:15:41,814 --> 00:15:45,182
Basically, I'm just watching
it like the rest of you.
274
00:15:45,217 --> 00:15:48,351
I guess you'd like some kind
of commentary or perspective.
275
00:15:48,387 --> 00:15:50,721
I don't have any, but I'd
like you to remember
276
00:15:50,756 --> 00:15:53,290
you're watching Channel 6...
the one that doesn't cut away
277
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when somebody dies.
278
00:15:56,595 --> 00:16:00,297
Chief Wiggum, maybe I can
defuse the situation.
279
00:16:00,332 --> 00:16:02,065
De-fuse. Huh.
280
00:16:02,101 --> 00:16:04,067
Well, there's a first
time for everything.
281
00:16:04,103 --> 00:16:05,569
Can you hand me your mic?
282
00:16:05,604 --> 00:16:07,204
Every police regulation says "no,"
283
00:16:07,239 --> 00:16:08,872
but do you know what says "yes"?
284
00:16:08,907 --> 00:16:10,373
What? Your eyes.
285
00:16:10,409 --> 00:16:11,942
Aw.
286
00:16:13,679 --> 00:16:16,813
This is Lisa Simpson,
a name you can trust,
287
00:16:16,849 --> 00:16:20,717
and I'm with Homer Simpson, a
man who just stole a caboose.
288
00:16:20,753 --> 00:16:23,019
My father is on quick-sided quest
289
00:16:23,055 --> 00:16:25,722
to save a greasy spoon
from being licked.
290
00:16:25,758 --> 00:16:28,725
I have to save that
caboose full of hot dogs,
291
00:16:28,761 --> 00:16:31,261
which is what my father called me.
292
00:16:35,801 --> 00:16:40,170
This aggression shall not
stand, so let us ride!
293
00:16:40,205 --> 00:16:43,373
Say, Colonel, which army were you in?
294
00:16:43,408 --> 00:16:45,342
Never you mind which army I was in
295
00:16:45,377 --> 00:16:47,377
and which courthouse we surrendered at.
296
00:16:47,412 --> 00:16:49,112
I said let's ride!
297
00:16:52,551 --> 00:16:54,084
I guess that's it...
298
00:16:54,119 --> 00:16:56,620
the one freeway chase
that ends in failure.
299
00:16:56,655 --> 00:16:58,588
No, it has not!
300
00:16:58,624 --> 00:17:00,957
We shall overeat!
301
00:17:30,088 --> 00:17:32,155
Yay!
302
00:17:32,191 --> 00:17:33,623
D'oh!
303
00:17:36,195 --> 00:17:38,328
I'm sorry, Dad. It's over.
304
00:17:38,363 --> 00:17:40,797
No, it's not!
305
00:17:45,671 --> 00:17:47,337
Krusty, run regular!
306
00:17:47,372 --> 00:17:50,140
I forgot how!
307
00:17:57,683 --> 00:18:00,617
So that's what it's for.
308
00:18:00,652 --> 00:18:04,321
No! I can't let my Little H-Dog die!
309
00:18:04,356 --> 00:18:06,523
You do remember me!
310
00:18:06,558 --> 00:18:09,793
I never forgot you! How could I?
311
00:18:10,529 --> 00:18:11,828
You were such a sweet,
312
00:18:11,864 --> 00:18:15,098
sad little boy, and I failed you.
313
00:18:15,133 --> 00:18:17,300
- No, you didn't.
- Yes, I did!
314
00:18:17,336 --> 00:18:20,270
You needed a father, and
all I could give you
315
00:18:20,305 --> 00:18:23,340
was steamed tubes filled
with chicken asses.
316
00:18:23,375 --> 00:18:26,142
But I love those chicken asses!
317
00:18:26,178 --> 00:18:28,511
I love... you.
318
00:18:31,350 --> 00:18:34,718
Your chili dogs didn't get me
through my childhood. You did!
319
00:18:34,753 --> 00:18:38,688
Suddenly this hot dog-covered
locomotive seems like a joke!
320
00:18:38,724 --> 00:18:40,523
Take my hand, son.
321
00:18:40,559 --> 00:18:43,026
It's strong from turning a can opener.
322
00:18:43,061 --> 00:18:44,794
Your chili was store-bought?!
323
00:18:44,830 --> 00:18:46,696
I didn't say I paid for it.
324
00:18:57,576 --> 00:19:00,310
- Mmm! - Oh, yeah!
- Ooh!
325
00:19:00,345 --> 00:19:02,145
- Oh!
- Ooh, yeah, baby!
326
00:19:02,180 --> 00:19:03,713
You're a hero, Dad!
327
00:19:03,749 --> 00:19:06,349
They're calling you Public
Elephant Number One!
328
00:19:06,385 --> 00:19:07,751
Well, I guess that's better than
329
00:19:07,786 --> 00:19:09,419
"Local Man Cut Out of Dressing Room."
330
00:19:09,789 --> 00:19:12,690
It sure is, Dad. It sure is.
331
00:19:14,359 --> 00:19:16,159
Chief, why are you letting him leave?
332
00:19:16,194 --> 00:19:18,828
He just committed a
series of serious crimes.
333
00:19:18,864 --> 00:19:21,898
Forget it, Lou. It's Chili Town.
334
00:19:44,279 --> 00:19:47,871
Gentlemen, I'm-a so tired
of all the bad-a blood
335
00:19:47,873 --> 00:19:49,185
between our companies.
336
00:19:49,367 --> 00:19:52,240
Can't we have a peace... of pizza?
337
00:19:52,242 --> 00:19:53,908
What are you doing?
338
00:19:53,944 --> 00:19:55,076
You fools!
339
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:56,978
I'm a real person in here!
340
00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:05,053
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