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D'oh!
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- Mom, can I get the...
- No!
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- But it's only...
- No!
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Aah!
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Ooh...
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Yo, your car is ready!
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1986 Plymouth Junkerola.
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Pink Plymouth! Yo!
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Whoa! Baby is still in the back seat.
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Mine!
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Oh.
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Comedy can be so surprising.
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The Japanese Warrior
Monks' Guide to Tidying Up?
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Ooh, a bestseller!
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And no one goes to Heaven.
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Marge, you don't buy books at a car wash.
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Ooh, sushi!
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Okay, I read this whole
book while your father
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was hospitalized for food poisoning,
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and it changed my life.
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I want this house to
reach what the monks call
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the "state of
en-tidy-ment."
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En-tidy-ment? I thought
this family meeting
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was about reducing the carbon footprint
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- of my college fund.
- Done and done.
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Wait, wait. Why is it so easy?
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- Moving on.
- Oh, man!
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I thought your mother was
gonna tell us that Grampa died.
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Well, the meeting ain't over yet.
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The monks' philosophy is simple.
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Take every item you own and
ask: does it still bring me joy?
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If yes, then you keep it.
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If not, you thank it for its service
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- and throw it away.
- Boring!
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Does this beverage coaster give me joy?
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Not anymore.
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Not my "Oh, crap, I'm 50" coaster!
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You're not 50, and I
don't like the word "crap."
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And I worry you drink too much beer.
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But the rest of it's good, right?
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That's all there is to it.
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Marge, before you go
cuckoo with cleanliness
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and throw everything
out, think of the kids.
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The kids working in overseas
factories to make this crap.
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It's time for it to go.
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Coaster, thank you for your service.
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- Nyeh!
- No one ever thanked me
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when I was in the service.
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All I got was a pack of
cigarettes and a college education!
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Speaking of college education...
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- Meeting adjourned!
- Oh, man.
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Let's see.
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Car door handles, a telescope and a hose.
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Did this junk bring me joy?
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Why did I wear Mother's blouse today?
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Ha-ha-ho! Thank
you, Galileo.
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Good-bye, Businesswoman Malibu Stacy,
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Plus-Size Malibu Stacy,
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and Nongender-Normative Malibu Stacy.
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Your attempts to enter the 21st
century brought joy to no one.
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Are they worth anything?
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Oh, I'm afraid not, no.
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Take 'em.
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Aha!
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All right, because up until
now I've been such a great guy.
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You don't want to get
rid of this fake barf?
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Still gives me joy.
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This pencil sharpener shaped like a nose?
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That's what it is?
Now I like it even more!
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Is there anything
you want to get rid of?
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Hmm, let's see.
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Joy, joy, joy,
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joy, joy, joy, joy...
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Milhouse, get out of the way.
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Joy, joy, joy, joy, joy,
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and Lisa's only "B." Super joy.
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Huh! It's in phys ed!
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I don't want to alarm you,
but grade point average:
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3.999999999...
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Listen, Marge, you've had
me throw a lot of things away
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that I really loved.
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At long last, I'm Mr. Plow!
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I was thinking we might want to
save my 2014 Joke-A-Day calendar,
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'cause the calendar's
the same in the year 2031,
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and we're really gonna need
some laughs then after World War China.
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There is one thing of yours that's
not giving us much joy anymore.
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You know what's not giving
me joy is that Japanese book.
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- What'd you say?
- Nothing.
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What I'm talking about is... Plopper.
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Spider-Pig?
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♪ Spider-Pig,
Spider-Pig ♪
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♪ Does whatever ♪
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♪ A Spider-Pig does... ♪
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We've had him since you found him,
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but I'm the only one who takes care of him.
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How hard can it be to clean up after a pig?
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Look, I'm the only one who feeds him,
cleans him, and maintains his wallow.
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I am grateful beyond words.
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I bet you didn't even know
it was called a wallow.
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- I certainly did!
- Then tell me what it's called.
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What what was called?
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The word I just said.
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Marge, I don't know what the word is.
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Let's not wallow in this all day.
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Please, just promise you'll
find him a new place to live.
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Aw,
ha-ha-ha.
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That's a Christmas card!
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The music of our lives.
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If you don't find a home for that pig,
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- I'm going to withhold...
- No, whatever you're going to withhold...
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anything but that!
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I'll find him a home!
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Boy, I really don't want
to get rid of the pig.
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Can you talk to your mother?
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- We have a pig?
- Oh, it's hopeless.
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You know, I love this animal,
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so I'm gonna be very
selective with his new owner.
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Okay. World's best pig,
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Non-smoker only.
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By which I mean he can't
end up in your smoker.
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Wow, I've already got a taker.
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Well, I'm sure he's a nice, reputable guy.
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Hello there.
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Are you here for my pig?
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I might be. I have to make sure the bacon
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- is worth the takin'.
- You better not eat him!
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I have to talk to him
every night on the phone.
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- We have a code word.
- Um, is it "oink"?
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Damn it! I'm not giving him to you!
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You make guys with a
windowless van look bad!
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Need a ride?
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Sure.
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Hey, how you doing?
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So, what do you do?
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Oh my God!
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A decluttered life is a happy life.
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A decluttered life is a happy life.
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A decluttered life is a h...
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Joyce Carol Oates!
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Oh, no!
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I threw out my autograph book!
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Are you nuts? You had Dean Cain!
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I know I had Dean Cain!
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Dad, maybe she'll sign a menu.
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Books and checks... that's all I sign.
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What are you doin'?
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You keep-a that unsliced
prosciutto outside my restaurant!
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Wait. How come he can bring a dog in,
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but my pig has to stay
outside, like a common snowman?
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Because that-a dog is a therapy animal.
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He's-a licensed to help
calm those with anxiety.
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Don't lick my face...
the makeup's lead-based.
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But for calming down, I
prefer my mama's methods.
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Shut up!
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She don't even-a work here.
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So if I get that anxiety diagnosis,
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Plopper could follow me anywhere.
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He could live in my office!
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Hey, what are the symptoms of anxiety?
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Oh, no, don't try that, Dad.
You might get into trouble.
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Just the thought of it is making me sweat.
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And my heart is palpitating.
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Lisa, honey, Daddy will help you,
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right after you tell me
the symptoms of anxiety.
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You're... looking at them!
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Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.
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- It's okay.
- It's... I know.
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- I'm better now.
- It's gonna be okay.
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- It's okay. I'm better now.
- All right, calm down.
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Ooh. Heart's racing like a rabbit.
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I have to sit down.
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Oh, isn't that-a sweet?
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All the little children
have-a the adult anxiety now.
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Uh, yeah, I'm really anxious, Doc.
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I'm not sleeping at night,
I'm not sleeping at work...
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Okay, okay, I get it.
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Here's your prescription
for medicinal marijuana.
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I don't want weed!
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I'd like a letter for a therapy animal
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of the pig persuasion.
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Oh, you fakers disgust me!
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Get out! You're harshing my clinic.
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How many opioids would you like?
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I don't want any!
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Oh, come on, you've got to be
dependent on something.
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I just want a prescription
for a therapy pig.
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Fine. Plus five opioids.
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Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco.
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And one for the doctor.
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Ah, ha.
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Gee, I didn't realize
you had gone this far.
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A great musician only needs her instrument.
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And underwear... 'cause
this dress is mighty short.
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Time for a riff of joy.
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Uh? Holding this, I feel only
hours of tedious practice.
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Where is the joy?
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That was beautiful, honey!
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No, it wasn't.
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I finally feel about my sax...
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the way you all do.
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Okay, Plopper, I'm going
to the little pigs' room.
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Can you cover for me?
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Good, good. Not that many mistakes at all.
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Okay, is that Homer or a
pig that looks just like him?
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Sounds like Homer, but
smells like truffles.
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Toss in a bag of chips.
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Yep, that's Homer.
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- Who's Homer?
- The pig behind the desk.
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To a less secure man, being mistaken
for a pig would be a wakeup call.
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This is great. All I had
to do was say I'm crazy
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on my permanent record, and
I get to bring a pig to work.
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- Yeah, they are pretty lax here.
- That's right.
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I got turned down by McDonald's, but, here,
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they paid me the whole year I was in jail.
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You said you were getting rid of him.
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Marge, I'll take him to work and to Moe's.
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He'll be like me... you'll barely see him.
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Fine.
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This is so hard for me to say,
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but my saxophone no longer gives me joy.
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I am giving it away.
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Aw, that is really, really sad.
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Wow, you understand how I feel.
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Yes, because I feel about my pig
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the way you used to feel
about your honk-a-ma-flute.
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Okay, back to what really matters.
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So, I get the ball and I pivot to first...
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Ooh! Oh... Oh, my God!
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- I'm so sorry, Dad!
- Accidents happen.
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Wow, Homie. Spilled gravy
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is one of your top three
strangulation triggers.
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I could never strangle a boy...
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in front of the pig.
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Huh. I think he really has
become a support animal for you.
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He's totally changed the
way I look at animals.
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Pass the pork chops.
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Everybody's looking at us.
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It's like bringing Elizabeth
Taylor to the Oscars.
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Can I pet your pig?
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Of course! You can all pet him!
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- Kiss both ends.
- Homie, those kids' hands
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are covered in barbeque sauce.
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I know someone who's gonna
get a sink bath tonight.
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No! Get away from him!
255
00:13:10,700 --> 00:13:12,554
- I'll spray you!
- Dad, no!
256
00:13:12,589 --> 00:13:14,249
That's a snake from the petting zoo!
257
00:13:25,433 --> 00:13:27,906
Oh, my God!
258
00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:29,401
Oh, my God!
259
00:13:29,437 --> 00:13:31,891
I can't breathe. Chest pounding.
260
00:13:31,931 --> 00:13:34,740
- What's happening to me?!
- You're having an anxiety attack.
261
00:13:34,775 --> 00:13:36,562
There really is such a thing?!
262
00:13:37,711 --> 00:13:41,209
Oh, the dogs contused his baby back ribs.
263
00:13:41,244 --> 00:13:44,856
Of course, there is the luau option.
264
00:13:44,928 --> 00:13:48,653
I will not subject him to something
that has three vowels in a row.
265
00:13:48,688 --> 00:13:51,204
Uh, sir, I'm kind of
worried about a lawsuit.
266
00:13:51,239 --> 00:13:54,258
Our Lloyd's of London
policy excludes the hounds.
267
00:13:54,293 --> 00:13:56,326
Ooh! Damn that Lloyd. He's borne a grudge
268
00:13:56,381 --> 00:13:58,799
ever since I took his girl
to see Lunardi's balloon.
269
00:13:58,834 --> 00:14:00,024
What are you talking about?
270
00:14:00,059 --> 00:14:02,074
I'm not sure myself.
271
00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:04,147
But don't worry, I'll have
your swine taken care of
272
00:14:04,182 --> 00:14:07,379
right here in the finest
sanatorium money can buy.
273
00:14:07,415 --> 00:14:09,348
- _
- What the...
274
00:14:09,383 --> 00:14:11,883
Maybe he should go to an animal hospital.
275
00:14:11,945 --> 00:14:14,104
Oh, we'll take good care of Spider-Pig.
276
00:14:14,166 --> 00:14:16,113
You know his secret identity?
277
00:14:16,148 --> 00:14:18,096
Mm-hmm. And your son is El Barto.
278
00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:20,192
These things are very easy to figure out.
279
00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:22,595
We'll take good care of him!
280
00:14:22,630 --> 00:14:24,317
I'm worried, Marge.
281
00:14:24,352 --> 00:14:26,202
His tail is all curly.
282
00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:27,791
It's always been curly.
283
00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:30,126
No, you're thinking of
Bart when he was a baby.
284
00:14:30,197 --> 00:14:32,149
But this is no time to argue.
285
00:14:32,227 --> 00:14:36,290
He'll be fine. This place seems
even nicer than the Mayo Clinic.
286
00:14:36,368 --> 00:14:38,777
Mayo Clinic, eh?
287
00:14:38,813 --> 00:14:42,781
Should we slice him diagonally
or just cut off the crust?
288
00:14:42,817 --> 00:14:45,266
- Who cares? It's hopeless.
- You fools.
289
00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:48,499
I'll save him like I've
saved a million lunches!
290
00:14:54,595 --> 00:14:58,130
It gets harder every time.
291
00:14:58,165 --> 00:15:00,165
Mmm.
292
00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:03,124
You were imagining a clinic
full of mayonnaise doctors,
293
00:15:03,209 --> 00:15:05,796
- weren't you?
- Some were just interns.
294
00:15:05,831 --> 00:15:08,060
Whoa!
295
00:15:08,146 --> 00:15:09,406
What happened to your stuff?
296
00:15:09,469 --> 00:15:11,935
Gave it all away. Nothing brings me joy.
297
00:15:11,971 --> 00:15:14,127
Lis, for what it's worth, there was a time
298
00:15:14,198 --> 00:15:16,857
- I thought my life was horrible, too.
- Really?
299
00:15:16,911 --> 00:15:19,164
Basically, it was when you were born.
300
00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:21,676
Thanks. I'm all cheered up.
301
00:15:21,746 --> 00:15:23,147
But I got over it.
302
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,589
And your older, smarter
brother is going to help you.
303
00:15:25,644 --> 00:15:27,135
Let's put our heads together.
304
00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:31,611
Wow. This actually is making me smarter.
305
00:15:32,769 --> 00:15:35,096
And next week, we will have the MRT,
306
00:15:35,131 --> 00:15:36,815
Mandatory Required Test.
307
00:15:36,893 --> 00:15:41,732
Students must bring two
pencils and a quiet lunch.
308
00:15:41,801 --> 00:15:44,472
This is WJZZ, Springfield Elementary's
309
00:15:44,550 --> 00:15:46,183
pirate jazz station.
310
00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:49,390
Good Lord, how is he
overpowering my P.A. system?
311
00:15:49,453 --> 00:15:51,507
We are preempting these
lame-o school announcements
312
00:15:51,546 --> 00:15:54,153
with an original composition
from Lisa Simpson.
313
00:15:54,223 --> 00:15:56,128
Warning, this may cancel math.
314
00:16:08,260 --> 00:16:11,429
It sounds like how paste tastes.
315
00:16:13,299 --> 00:16:15,365
You did it, Bart!
316
00:16:15,401 --> 00:16:17,492
You brought back my joy.
317
00:16:17,571 --> 00:16:19,659
Hey!
318
00:16:19,713 --> 00:16:22,276
I wouldn't have done it if I
knew there was a hug at the end.
319
00:16:22,311 --> 00:16:25,084
Hold that thought.
320
00:16:25,119 --> 00:16:27,526
School is canceled for the rest of the day.
321
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:29,880
I do have a lot of errands to run.
322
00:16:32,318 --> 00:16:34,718
There. Good as new.
323
00:16:34,754 --> 00:16:36,286
I also took the liberty of putting
324
00:16:36,322 --> 00:16:39,690
a pop-up thermometer in him, just in case.
325
00:16:39,725 --> 00:16:43,291
Excellent. Now, Doctor,
the matter of your bill...
326
00:16:43,326 --> 00:16:45,449
It's on me. I always enjoy the chance
327
00:16:45,503 --> 00:16:47,788
to get my hands inside a pig.
328
00:16:47,859 --> 00:16:49,566
Good day.
329
00:16:53,606 --> 00:16:55,388
Oh, my God.
330
00:16:55,423 --> 00:16:57,255
This reminds me of a golden moment
331
00:16:57,302 --> 00:16:59,474
with my beloved, ruthless papa.
332
00:17:07,586 --> 00:17:10,888
Yale wins! And only three killed!
333
00:17:10,923 --> 00:17:13,351
From this day hence,
this beautiful creature
334
00:17:13,414 --> 00:17:15,986
will be my faithful companion.
335
00:17:16,057 --> 00:17:18,394
I-I thought I was your faithful companion.
336
00:17:18,429 --> 00:17:21,357
A man can have two faithful companions.
337
00:17:21,392 --> 00:17:23,600
But one is always his favorite.
338
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:37,386
You've stolen my therapy animal.
339
00:17:37,456 --> 00:17:40,535
Now I have to control my own emotions.
340
00:17:40,590 --> 00:17:42,653
Well, he's still too ill to travel.
341
00:17:55,501 --> 00:17:57,647
Now what's wrong?
342
00:17:57,682 --> 00:18:00,993
My joy's returned, but my sax is gone.
343
00:18:01,063 --> 00:18:03,349
I just want my passion back.
344
00:18:03,404 --> 00:18:05,946
Come with me. Is it related?
345
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:06,924
Yes.
346
00:18:08,747 --> 00:18:10,677
The Japanese may have tidiness,
347
00:18:10,712 --> 00:18:14,065
but, in America, we have storage lockers,
348
00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:16,385
our only growth industry.
349
00:18:16,474 --> 00:18:17,341
Look.
350
00:18:18,632 --> 00:18:21,241
Oh, my God! You kept all our stuff!
351
00:18:21,303 --> 00:18:23,417
Well, I couldn't throw anything out.
352
00:18:23,452 --> 00:18:26,697
I wanted to be tidy,
but I could only shift.
353
00:18:26,732 --> 00:18:29,340
Hello, old friend!
354
00:18:33,839 --> 00:18:36,176
Hey! Could you keep it down?
355
00:18:36,238 --> 00:18:38,613
Some of us are trying to
throw a wedding in here!
356
00:18:38,648 --> 00:18:41,011
Go ahead, Reverend.
Start at "Dearly beloved."
357
00:18:57,229 --> 00:19:00,352
Plopper, meet me at the side door,
358
00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:03,900
the one on the east wing by the greenhouse.
359
00:19:03,978 --> 00:19:07,608
Take the elevator to Floor 2-R.
360
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,113
Not 2. 2-R.
361
00:19:10,148 --> 00:19:11,899
That'll put you in the map room.
362
00:19:11,961 --> 00:19:13,801
Take the second set of stairs.
363
00:19:13,872 --> 00:19:16,713
Repeat, second set of stairs...
364
00:19:18,083 --> 00:19:20,117
Well, finally.
365
00:19:21,654 --> 00:19:22,352
Ah!
366
00:19:23,389 --> 00:19:24,721
Heel!
367
00:19:26,425 --> 00:19:29,626
I, uh, know what it's like
to have true love thwarted.
368
00:19:29,662 --> 00:19:32,679
Just take your pig and go
369
00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:34,547
before the old man realizes what's what.
370
00:19:34,582 --> 00:19:36,767
- What's what?
- Go!
371
00:19:36,802 --> 00:19:42,406
- ♪ And I... ♪
- _
372
00:19:42,441 --> 00:19:46,810
- ♪ Will always love you ♪
- _
373
00:19:46,845 --> 00:19:51,213
- ♪ I will always ♪
- _
374
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:53,417
♪ Love you ♪
375
00:19:53,452 --> 00:19:58,422
♪ I will always ♪
376
00:19:58,476 --> 00:20:00,911
♪ Love you ♪
377
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:05,135
♪ I will always ♪
378
00:20:05,213 --> 00:20:10,477
♪ Love you... ♪
379
00:20:10,531 --> 00:20:12,654
Marge, he brings me joy.
380
00:20:12,740 --> 00:20:15,485
And to keep him, I'll give up beer.
381
00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:16,923
- Deal.
- Uh-oh.
382
00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:35,043
_
383
00:20:35,336 --> 00:20:38,110
Fruit?! What a nightmare!
384
00:20:40,875 --> 00:20:45,875
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