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D'oh!
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Huh?
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D'oh!
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No parking spots?
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Lousy butt-kissers,
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coming in before noon,
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eating donuts that are rightfully mine.
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Oh, oh, oh!
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D'oh! Stupid Smart Car.
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D'oh! Spot-hogging S.U.V.
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D'oh! Inconvenient sinkhole.
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D'oh! Mandatory credit.
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D'oh! "Developed by"?
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What does that even mean?
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It's empty!
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Homer, no!
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That's Burns' spot.
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How could you miss that sign?
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Oof. The last guy that
parked there is now a...
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speed bump.
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Slow down!
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Guys, be cool.
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Burns'll never know.
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He's on vacation this week with
his weirdo hunting buddies.
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Fellow members of the Order of
the Knights of Saint Caucasian,
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we've got a lot of things
to kill today, so...
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release the sedated quail.
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How am I supposed to
hunt it if it can move?
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Try it now, Davy Crockett!
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Damn you, surface tension...
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Wait a minute.
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If I can park in Mr. Burns' space,
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I can live his whole life!
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Quickly now, before I think it through!
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Come on
along, and sing our Tiki song.
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And everyone
will take their turns.
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To
celebrate a man who's great.
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The wiki-wakka liki- lakka magic Mr.
Burns!
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♪ The wiki-wakka liki-lakka ♪
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♪ Mr. Burns ♪
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♪ The wiki-wakka liki-lakka ♪
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♪ Mr. Burns ♪
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♪ The wiki-wakka liki-lakka ♪
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♪ Mr. Burns ♪
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♪ The wiki-wakka liki-lakka ♪
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♪ Mr. Burns... ♪
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♪ Mr. Big Stuff ♪
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♪ Who do you think you are? ♪
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♪ Mr. Big Stuff ♪
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♪ You're never gonna get my love... ♪
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Simpson lines
up his hitty stick
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and gets ready to clobber
the dimpled round-o.
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He's calling the signals.
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Omaha! 35!
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Hut! Hut! Simpson!
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Incoming!
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There's a
lightbulb out on level P-2!
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Oh, good lord.
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The trapdoor is under renovation.
It's not safe!
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Mm-hmm.
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Mosaic!
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Congratulations.
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You're halfway down.
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What the...?
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Ow!
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I'm drowning in cement!
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- Uh, it's actually concrete.
- Woo hoo!
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Of which cement is an ingredient.
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No!
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Hmm?
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Perfect.
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Marge,
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you've thought of everything.
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Except for one nagging detail.
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Did I ever tell you about the
time I was in a big cast?
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It was the Shelbyville Players
production of Pippin.
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- Don't worry, Homie.
- I went from player
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to ticket taker in one performance!
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There's two ways of...
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You are in my seat.
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Fight! Fight! Fight!
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Asthma, glasses, asthma!
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Oh. There's too much violence
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in rearview mirrors these days.
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Hey, boy,
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want to sign your old man's cast?
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No problemo.
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What does it say?
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Don't worry about it.
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What did you write?
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Sorry. That's between me
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and everyone who sees it.
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- I need to know!
- Hmm.
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Begins with F and ends in C-K.
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Why you little!
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Tell me!
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Never!
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D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!
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Woo hoo! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!
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D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!
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Woo hoo! D'oh! D'oh!
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D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!
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D'oh...
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Woo hoo!
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Thanks, partner.
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We've balled up all the 13 gauge alpaca.
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Now maybe there's
something fun we can do?
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Sure is. A puzzle.
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"Foggy Day in Berlin."
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5,000 pieces.
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Hmm...
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Homer,
complete the puzzle!
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I'm a married man!
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Fine. If you need me,
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I'll be in your schpankenbank.
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Marge, I don't think we
should do this puzzle.
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I know. You can't pick up the pieces.
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That's why I've devised a grid system.
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Huh? I'll hold up a piece,
and you call out the number
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and letter of the
corresponding grid square.
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Uh... I don't know.
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Q 15?
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Sweetie, it's a side piece.
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Q 15's in the middle.
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Right. Q 15 is in the middle.
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Nothing more fun than rules.
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I'll make some tea to help you think.
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Oh, I hate being immobile and numb.
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If only I was free to move.
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If only.
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It's never pleasant to see
this kind of activity, Lisa.
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Particularly on a cell phone
that is so much nicer
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than the one I own.
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All the fighting seems to start
with who sits where on the bus.
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Um, Lisa. You seem to have a
handle on the bus problem.
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Why don't you tackle it? But
don't think I won't help.
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I'm providing you with a sash.
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Skinner!
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You are asking a six-year-old girl
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to fix this school's problems.
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I'm eight.
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Oh, carry on.
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What do you mean, there's a legal issue
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with my trapdoor?
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And, uh, as you explain,
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please take two steps back.
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The old trapdoor was perfectly legal.
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It was grandfathered in
under the Reagan-era code.
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But once you start renovating it,
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it has to brought up
to modern standards.
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Mm. And it has to be
handicap accessible.
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A wheelchair would never fall
through the current opening.
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Oh! But
that's not a problem!
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I refuse to hire the handicapped.
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That's another issue.
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But for now, we have left ourselves open
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to a lawsuit by Homer Simpson.
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Fine. Smithers, go see
this Simpson character
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and trick him into signing
a waiver of liability.
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I'll discuss things with the foreman.
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Enrique,
mas grande la puerta!
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Look, Homie! We got
three pieces together.
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That's a good day's work!
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Why don't we do one of Maggie's puzzles?
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Cow goes in the cow-shaped hole, boom.
Next case.
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Hmm, I thought the one good thing
about you hurting yourself
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was that we could spend
more time together.
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You did?
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Didn't you?
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Oh yeah, sure, of course.
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Only a fool would admit otherwise.
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Mm....
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Mr. Smithers! Come in, come in.
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Oh! Well,
there's our tangle-foot!
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Already on the mend.
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Yeah, right.
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They say it'll be three months
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before I can scratch my ass.
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Six before I can really go at it.
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Listen, I-I don't want
to take up your time.
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I just need Homer's signature
on a couple of things.
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First, a get well card to himself.
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And what else does he need to sign?
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Oh, a...
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...waiver of liability.
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I know, I know.
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There are solid reasons to sue.
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But do you really want to fill your life
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with parasitic attorneys
with get-rich-quick schemes?
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Schemes? Rich? Quick?
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Parasitic? Woo hoo!
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How could I have forgotten to sue Mr.
Burns?
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That's how you get rich in America.
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Sue S. A! Sue S. A!
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Oh, Lord.
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Finally, a chance to use this.
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It was designed ironically,
but I would die for it.
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Are you home during the day
because you were injured
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at work, school, museum, church,
Iraq, elevator plummet,
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uneven sidewalk, hit by foul
ball, hit by fair ball,
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or Iditarod viewing party?
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The first one! The first one you said!
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Call me, Maxwell Flinch,
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at 555-555-5555.
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Five, five, five...
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Wait, what was the number
after the first three fives,
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but before the last six fives?
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Uh, Simpson, before
you do anything rash,
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Mr. Burns wanted you to
enjoy this get-well cake.
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- What's that writing on top?
- Oh!
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It's just, uh, strawberry boilerplate
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absolving us of liability.
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Now just bite here, here, here,
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nibble here, lick here...
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Uh, your wife needs to
eat this cupcake...
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Sir, you cannot bribe me with cake.
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Because I just ate several pies.
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Hello, Mr. Smithers.
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I see you haven't given up.
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Just enjoy the cake. As
long as you don't eat it
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in front of a notary
public, you're fine.
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I'm a notary public.
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You gave your ink pad to Maggie.
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I'll, um, I'll walk out with you.
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Don't go yet. You guys can help me
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brainstorm a pattern for my new quilt.
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Marge, I mean this in the nicest way:
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your idea of fun makes me
want to blow my brains out.
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Oh, Razzmatazz is perfect, Marge.
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It's-it's uh-- it's red,
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but not, uh, too red.
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You're right!
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Why don't you stick around
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and we'll discuss stitching
patterns over tea?
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I'd like that.
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And I'll take the cake back to the home
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and share it with the seniors.
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Typical.
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I'll keep Dad company.
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Thank you, Bart.
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Oh, I dropped it.
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Hey, wha-what did you put down my back?
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Could be a tarantula,
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could just be some yarn.
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I'll be at Milhouse's.
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What the hell?
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Oh, it's such a pleasure
to pour tea for someone
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and not have to help him chew it.
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We've made our choices.
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And the world doesn't understand them,
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but we do.
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Oh! Ew...
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Oh... Aw...
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You know Marge, somehow I feel that
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more than anyone, you understand
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those horrible words,
"What do you see in him?"
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I never said this,
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but did you ever think
we cling to these guys
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because we're afraid to
admit we were wrong?
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Do you really think that?
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Well, I've tried to use
it constructively.
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I try to have "the serenity
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"to accept the things I cannot change
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and the courage to change
the things I can."
265
00:11:55,574 --> 00:11:56,774
That's what they said to me
266
00:11:56,809 --> 00:11:59,076
at that Alcoholics Unanimous meeting!
267
00:12:00,446 --> 00:12:01,745
Attention, bus riders!
268
00:12:01,781 --> 00:12:04,281
My new seating plan avoids conflict
269
00:12:04,316 --> 00:12:07,151
through the use of complex
social algorithms.
270
00:12:07,186 --> 00:12:09,620
It teams up compatible seatmates
271
00:12:09,655 --> 00:12:11,889
and places Milhouse with no one.
272
00:12:11,924 --> 00:12:14,792
Yet somehow, I'm still a little scared.
273
00:12:14,827 --> 00:12:16,960
Otto, why are you sitting in back?
274
00:12:16,996 --> 00:12:18,962
Waiting for my assignment, chief.
275
00:12:18,998 --> 00:12:20,964
The driver's seat. You're the driver.
276
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,232
Still me?
277
00:12:22,268 --> 00:12:24,802
New management, same mistakes.
278
00:12:27,173 --> 00:12:30,441
It's so quiet. I've never been
able to hear my music before.
279
00:12:32,678 --> 00:12:34,478
Ooh, it sucks.
280
00:12:35,881 --> 00:12:37,481
This is just the beginning.
281
00:12:37,516 --> 00:12:38,982
Soon I'll have control over
282
00:12:39,018 --> 00:12:40,951
every aspect of their lives.
283
00:12:40,986 --> 00:12:45,322
And then I'll make them achieve
their un-dreamt dreams.
284
00:12:45,357 --> 00:12:47,624
Sherri next to Terri.
285
00:12:47,660 --> 00:12:49,126
Jimbo next to Dolph.
286
00:12:49,161 --> 00:12:50,694
No one next to Milhouse.
287
00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:52,529
Ralph next to his invisible friend.
288
00:12:52,565 --> 00:12:54,031
Kearney next to Nelson.
289
00:12:54,066 --> 00:12:55,799
Martin next to Wendell.
290
00:12:55,835 --> 00:12:57,734
Cosine next to Database.
291
00:13:01,173 --> 00:13:03,407
My first PG-13 fantasy.
292
00:13:03,442 --> 00:13:05,442
Since we haven't been
able to get a settlement,
293
00:13:05,478 --> 00:13:07,878
we'll have to start preparing
you for your deposition.
294
00:13:07,913 --> 00:13:10,681
Caroline here will stand in
for the opposing attorney.
295
00:13:10,716 --> 00:13:12,449
Good afternoon, Mr. Burns.
296
00:13:12,485 --> 00:13:14,818
Release the hounds.
297
00:13:14,854 --> 00:13:18,121
Uh, sir, you should try to
project a friendlier demeanor.
298
00:13:18,157 --> 00:13:20,123
Release the hounds.
299
00:13:20,159 --> 00:13:21,458
Please.
300
00:13:21,494 --> 00:13:23,460
Seriously, sir, it would really be wise
301
00:13:23,496 --> 00:13:25,028
not to mention the hounds.
302
00:13:25,064 --> 00:13:26,864
Oh, that's like telling
Three-Finger Brown
303
00:13:26,899 --> 00:13:28,966
he can't play for the Brooklyn Tip-Tops.
304
00:13:30,102 --> 00:13:31,401
Waylon,
305
00:13:31,437 --> 00:13:32,469
now I can see why
306
00:13:32,505 --> 00:13:35,506
so many women in movies
have gay friends.
307
00:13:35,541 --> 00:13:38,509
Like Princess Leia and C-3PO.
308
00:13:38,544 --> 00:13:40,844
Listen, I made this for you.
309
00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:42,379
Oh, my God.
310
00:13:42,414 --> 00:13:45,048
No one ever gives me a gift. Thank you.
311
00:13:45,084 --> 00:13:47,818
No one ever tells me thank you.
312
00:13:47,853 --> 00:13:50,153
I think you see my true self.
313
00:13:50,189 --> 00:13:53,557
The one I never pay attention to at all.
314
00:13:53,592 --> 00:13:55,993
Oh, my God. I want to kiss him.
315
00:13:56,028 --> 00:13:57,861
Oh, my God.
She wants to kiss me.
316
00:13:57,897 --> 00:13:59,062
- I'm a married woman.- She would
317
00:13:59,098 --> 00:14:00,931
look good with a mustache.
318
00:14:09,708 --> 00:14:11,074
Uh, I've got to go.
319
00:14:13,112 --> 00:14:16,079
Thank God I've got a
husband with benefits.
320
00:14:16,115 --> 00:14:18,415
Come here, you.
321
00:14:18,450 --> 00:14:19,983
Okay, but...
322
00:14:31,130 --> 00:14:33,931
Mmm... Smithers.
323
00:14:33,966 --> 00:14:36,066
Wait a sec.
324
00:14:36,101 --> 00:14:39,570
Marge is getting her emotional
needs fulfilled by another man,
325
00:14:39,605 --> 00:14:42,472
and now she needs me
for nothing but sex.
326
00:14:42,859 --> 00:14:45,367
I'm the luckiest husband in the world!
327
00:14:48,024 --> 00:14:51,272
You haven't gotten that
stupid signature yet?
328
00:14:51,297 --> 00:14:51,930
No.
329
00:14:52,055 --> 00:14:53,455
And I'm not sure I want to.
330
00:14:53,490 --> 00:14:55,223
You defy me?
331
00:14:55,259 --> 00:14:57,325
Smithers, pour me a glass of water.
332
00:15:01,064 --> 00:15:02,397
Now squeeze my chest.
333
00:15:04,134 --> 00:15:06,468
Now, either get that signature
or you're in charge
334
00:15:06,503 --> 00:15:08,937
of restarting our plant at Chernobyl.
335
00:15:08,972 --> 00:15:10,205
That was us?
336
00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:11,773
That doesn't leave this room.
337
00:15:11,809 --> 00:15:15,477
Well brother, prepare
to enjoy another day
338
00:15:15,512 --> 00:15:18,780
of calm, peaceful behavior
on the school bus.
339
00:15:18,816 --> 00:15:20,949
I got to warn you, a lot of kids
340
00:15:20,984 --> 00:15:22,951
are pretty unhappy with
the required seating.
341
00:15:24,421 --> 00:15:26,822
Well, they'll be happy
when I also organize
342
00:15:26,857 --> 00:15:29,324
cafeteria seating, who's
picked for teams,
343
00:15:29,359 --> 00:15:32,327
and I've divided the playground
into swingers and pushers.
344
00:15:32,362 --> 00:15:33,795
That's insane.
345
00:15:33,831 --> 00:15:36,164
You just bought yourself
a year of pushing.
346
00:15:47,678 --> 00:15:50,445
Order. Order. Maintain order.
347
00:15:50,481 --> 00:15:52,180
Tunnel.
348
00:16:08,665 --> 00:16:09,698
Whee!
349
00:16:15,572 --> 00:16:17,506
This message couldn't be clearer.
350
00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:19,207
The children need more
sauce on their spaghetti.
351
00:16:19,243 --> 00:16:20,475
Also, their spelling is atrocious.
352
00:16:24,081 --> 00:16:26,781
Well, at least I have me photos.
353
00:16:29,820 --> 00:16:31,820
I thought I had made things better.
354
00:16:31,855 --> 00:16:35,323
Lisa, the bus is supposed to be crazy.
355
00:16:35,359 --> 00:16:37,626
It's the brief respite
between the twin nightmares
356
00:16:37,661 --> 00:16:39,027
of home and school.
357
00:16:39,062 --> 00:16:41,062
The one thing a know-it-all doesn't know
358
00:16:41,098 --> 00:16:43,865
is that everyone hates a know-it-all.
359
00:16:43,901 --> 00:16:45,700
Did we, uh, lose anyone?
360
00:16:45,736 --> 00:16:47,369
Just the police chief's son.
361
00:16:51,542 --> 00:16:53,475
I bit a rat.
362
00:16:55,012 --> 00:16:57,913
Marge, this is the last
time I'm coming by.
363
00:16:57,948 --> 00:16:59,514
Oh. Well, that's fine.
364
00:16:59,550 --> 00:17:02,384
I mean, I do have my knitting to get to.
365
00:17:03,554 --> 00:17:05,353
I'm going to a living hell
366
00:17:05,389 --> 00:17:06,755
followed by a certain death.
367
00:17:06,790 --> 00:17:08,490
Here's a picture to remember me by.
368
00:17:08,525 --> 00:17:11,359
Taken by my grandma from her deathbed.
369
00:17:11,395 --> 00:17:13,495
The last thing she saw.
370
00:17:14,865 --> 00:17:17,699
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
371
00:17:17,734 --> 00:17:19,034
Mmm.
372
00:17:19,069 --> 00:17:20,669
What's wrong, honey?
373
00:17:20,704 --> 00:17:24,072
Oh, I don't feel like I
have anyone to talk to.
374
00:17:24,107 --> 00:17:26,207
I appreciate that, and I'd like to talk.
375
00:17:26,243 --> 00:17:29,611
I'm just so drained after all
the time I spend with the kids.
376
00:17:29,646 --> 00:17:31,112
What time?
377
00:17:31,148 --> 00:17:33,248
I took you to that colonial village.
378
00:17:33,283 --> 00:17:35,250
That was a pub at the airport.
379
00:17:35,285 --> 00:17:38,019
I had an ale. You sat on a barrel.
That makes it colonial.
380
00:17:38,055 --> 00:17:40,188
Homer, I'm sorry, you
have to understand.
381
00:17:40,223 --> 00:17:44,125
Without Waylon to talk to,
I feel completely alone.
382
00:17:44,161 --> 00:17:45,894
I totally get it.
383
00:17:45,929 --> 00:17:47,529
One question: who's Waylon?
384
00:17:47,564 --> 00:17:48,897
Smithers.
385
00:17:48,932 --> 00:17:50,699
Totally get it.
386
00:17:50,734 --> 00:17:53,134
Oh, my wife really needs
something and to get it
387
00:17:53,170 --> 00:17:55,370
I may have to forego my settlement.
388
00:17:55,405 --> 00:17:57,973
Homer, you fell down a
trapdoor into a cement mixer.
389
00:17:58,008 --> 00:17:59,874
Don't you think I deserve
something for that?
390
00:17:59,910 --> 00:18:02,210
I'm just trying to do what's right.
391
00:18:02,245 --> 00:18:04,446
Then why did you file a lawsuit?
392
00:18:05,816 --> 00:18:06,781
I really think you should
393
00:18:06,817 --> 00:18:08,149
change the venue, sir.
394
00:18:08,185 --> 00:18:10,285
You can't win a case in this town.
395
00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:13,121
Oh, are they still mad about
me eating the town panda?
396
00:18:13,156 --> 00:18:14,522
Get over it.
397
00:18:16,193 --> 00:18:17,792
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
398
00:18:17,828 --> 00:18:21,262
I'm willing to sign anything
you want on one condition.
399
00:18:21,298 --> 00:18:23,064
Fine. What's your condition?
400
00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:25,900
You have to keep Mr. Smithers here.
401
00:18:25,936 --> 00:18:28,236
I see. And are you fool enough
402
00:18:28,271 --> 00:18:30,305
to believe a man's
handshake means anything?
403
00:18:30,340 --> 00:18:31,640
I am.
404
00:18:31,675 --> 00:18:33,008
Well, put 'er there.
405
00:18:33,043 --> 00:18:34,609
Homer, no!
406
00:18:34,645 --> 00:18:37,312
Why doesn't anyone ever
think of the lawyer?
407
00:18:37,347 --> 00:18:40,115
Aw, if I do a slip 'n' fall
on the courthouse steps,
408
00:18:40,150 --> 00:18:41,616
would that help?
409
00:18:41,652 --> 00:18:43,318
It might.
410
00:18:46,523 --> 00:18:48,790
See you Thursday.
411
00:18:48,825 --> 00:18:50,992
And I'll see you Thursday night.
412
00:18:51,028 --> 00:18:52,761
Oh.
413
00:18:52,796 --> 00:18:55,964
And I'll see you early Friday morning.
414
00:18:55,999 --> 00:18:57,565
Mm-hmm.
415
00:18:57,601 --> 00:18:58,967
Mm-hmm.
416
00:18:59,002 --> 00:19:01,369
Oh, these slippery stairs.
417
00:19:02,973 --> 00:19:04,439
Homie!
418
00:19:04,474 --> 00:19:05,707
Marge, no!
419
00:19:11,982 --> 00:19:13,281
Marge,
420
00:19:13,316 --> 00:19:16,051
I know Smithers was
good at talking to you.
421
00:19:16,086 --> 00:19:17,819
And I want to talk to you too.
422
00:19:17,854 --> 00:19:19,287
Oh.
423
00:19:19,322 --> 00:19:21,923
Just don't expect me
to be great at first.
424
00:19:24,661 --> 00:19:27,862
Oh, honey, no one's
great their first time.
425
00:19:27,898 --> 00:19:29,698
It's like baking.
426
00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:32,200
Uh, okay, well, uh...
427
00:19:32,235 --> 00:19:33,468
I like you.
428
00:19:33,503 --> 00:19:35,837
And I adore you.
429
00:19:35,872 --> 00:19:38,473
You sacrificed yourself
for my happiness.
430
00:19:38,508 --> 00:19:40,508
There is nothing that makes a woman
431
00:19:40,544 --> 00:19:42,877
feel more cherished and secure.
432
00:19:42,913 --> 00:19:44,713
Thank you, my darling.
433
00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:47,649
Marge, this is going great.
434
00:19:47,684 --> 00:19:50,552
Now don't you worry,
I made you both soup.
435
00:19:50,587 --> 00:19:53,488
Ooh-hoo, it's pipin' hot.
436
00:19:53,523 --> 00:19:55,056
Two hours in the microwave.
437
00:19:56,549 --> 00:20:00,071
_
438
00:20:01,111 --> 00:20:06,248
Who knows what the "D.C." stands
for in Washington, D.C.? Anyone?
439
00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:07,339
Anyone?
440
00:20:07,382 --> 00:20:08,481
Mustn't be a know-it-all.
441
00:20:08,516 --> 00:20:10,249
Never again. Not worth it.
442
00:20:10,285 --> 00:20:12,418
D.C. Anyone?
443
00:20:12,454 --> 00:20:15,154
Daddy's kitchen?
444
00:20:15,190 --> 00:20:16,656
Not quite. Anyone else?
445
00:20:16,691 --> 00:20:18,324
No? Okay.
446
00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:22,028
Children, "D.C." stands for
"District of the Capitol."
447
00:20:22,063 --> 00:20:23,663
No it doesn't!
448
00:20:23,698 --> 00:20:25,598
The answer is "District of Columbia."
449
00:20:25,633 --> 00:20:27,867
And Miss Hoover, I don't
want to be a smarty pants,
450
00:20:27,902 --> 00:20:30,269
but the previous answer was Texas.
451
00:20:30,305 --> 00:20:32,305
Before that, 1848.
452
00:20:32,340 --> 00:20:33,973
Before that, Seward's Folly.
453
00:20:34,008 --> 00:20:35,942
And your dentist appointment
is not tomorrow,
454
00:20:35,977 --> 00:20:38,010
it's the day after. Thank you.
455
00:20:38,046 --> 00:20:40,012
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