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Got another one coming
down, Mike.
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Hang on a sec.
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Huh?
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Hey!
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Aah!
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I got those...
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Concert tickets you wanted.
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Oh, you're kidding?
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For Friday night?
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Stanley, this is great.
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Oh, yeah.
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What time should I pick you up?
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Well, see, here's the thing.
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My very best girlfriend
just came into town.
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She'd die to go to this,
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so could we get an
extra ticket for her?
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Ooh.
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They're out.
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They're sold out.
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That means there's no more.
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Oh.
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I can't let her sit
home all alone.
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Look, I'll tell you what.
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Why don't you just
go with your friend?
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Oh, Stanley,
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I couldn't do that.
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No. Come on.
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Stanley, you are the
nicest guy.
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Really, you are.
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Yeah?
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Charlie, isn't
Stanley the nicest guy?
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The best.
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Ohh.
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That was the most
sickening display
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I've ever seen.
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I disagree.
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I think I'm wearing her down.
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You know what you need?
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You need a little change of pace.
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Tonight I'm going to
take you on a love safari,
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deep into the darkest
heart of the urban jungle.
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Tell me more, bwana.
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The coco bongo club.
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Hottest new joint in town.
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Only the crème de
la crème need apply.
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So how do we get in?
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What, are you kidding?
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Leave it to me.
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Trust me.
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Buddy, this is going to be
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the perfect night on the town.
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[Thunder]
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Hold the phone.
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Killer at 3:00.
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Stand back...
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And observe.
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Excuse me.
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Where can I open a new account?
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New accounts, right here.
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You're lucky you caught me.
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Could you hold this, please?
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I will hold anything you want.
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Thank you.
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Can you help me?
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Ohh.
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So...
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What kind of account
do you have in mind?
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Well, I'm not sure exactly.
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You see, I'm just...
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terrible with things like that.
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That's an interesting
tie, mister...
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Ipkiss.
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Stanley Ipkiss.
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Tina Carlyle. Pleased to meet you.
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The pleasure's all mine.
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May I?
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May you what?
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I'm such a mess.
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Oh, of course.
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That's what they're there for.
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As I was saying about that tie,
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it kind of reminds
me of one of those,
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what do you call it?
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Inkblot tests.
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Rorschach test.
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Right.
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You know,
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it sort of looks like, um...
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A young woman riding bareback,
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sort of a...
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Lady godiva or something.
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Of course.
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What do you see,
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Mr. Ipkiss?
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Um...
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I--I--I
don't know.
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[Whistles]
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[Gags]
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Uh...
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Bright colors.
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It--it's a power tie.
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It's supposed to make you feel...
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Powerful.
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Does it work?
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Now, uh...
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How--how about that account, huh?
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Uh, we have, uh,
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several different plans--
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savings...
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Checking,
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savings and checking,
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Cds,
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savings and Cds,
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checking and Cds,
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savings, checking, and Cds,
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T-bills.
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Or we could just take
a ll your money and
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throw it in a big mattress
back there.
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Ha ha!
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[Camera lens focusing]
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Now, I have some forms
you'll have to fill out.
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[Banging]
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That's it, sweetheart.
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Now just a little bit to the right.
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Beautiful.
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Will you guys keep
it down back there?
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No problem.
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So what do you think?
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Well, it's not bad,
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but them motion detectors
are a pain in the ass.
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You can pull this off, right?
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Hey, you talking to the doctor.
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I do have one question.
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Which is...
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What does Niko have
to say about all this?
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Nothing.
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This ain't his grift, man.
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Get real, man.
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Everything is his grift.
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He owns you, he owns this club,
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he owns this whole stinking town.
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Things change.
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You mess with Niko,
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you end up taking a dirt nap.
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He's the only one who's napping.
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And I'm about to give him
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a serious wake-up call.
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But we need some cash,
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so first we take the bank,
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then we take Niko,
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and then, my friend,
school is out...
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And this whole city
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is our playground.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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[Horn honks]
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Uhh!
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Watch where you're going!
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[Honk honk]
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[Opera music plays]
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[Drill buzzes]
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Hang on! Hang on!
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Don't get your panties
in a twist, would ya?
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Hey, Burt, what the hell is this?
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Oh, I don't know. Uh...
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About 700 bucks, irv.
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Uh, now, uh...
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What can I do for you?
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I'm, uh, here for the civic.
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The brake drums are shot,
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and you need a new transmission.
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What?
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All I wanted was an oil change.
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Well, you're lucky you
caught these problems now
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before they cause serious trouble.
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Sign, uh, right here
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and press down hard.
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There's no price.
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There will be.
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I don't have a car.
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I have to have a car tonight.
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Irv! Yo!
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Bring around...
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The loaner.
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The loaner?
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The loaner?
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♪ Yeah, bartender
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♪ I got a lover, but
it's not what it seems ♪
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♪ she poured me a drink
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♪ you know what I mean
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♪ don't mix it up,
give me straight ♪
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[Tires screech]
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[Engine backfires]
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[Coughs]
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Eww! Eww!
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It's a classic.
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[Metal jangling]
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Hi.
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Charlie.
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Stanley.
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Gals, I want you to meet
my buddy Stanley Ipkiss,
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humongo in the banking business.
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Ha ha ha! Not really.
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What do you say we
get in this joint, huh?
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Yo, Bobby.
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How you doing, buddy?
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It's Charlie.
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Hey, Charlie, how ya doing?
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How are ya?
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Long time no see.
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Good to see you.
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O.K., then.
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Come on, gals.
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See y'all inside.
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Ooh.
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00:10:37,918 --> 00:10:38,851
Bobby?
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Uh, Charlie.
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Charlie!
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Charlie!
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It's a mistake.
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Hey, hey.
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Whoa!
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You crossed the rope.
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Never cross the rope.
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No, but my
friends are--
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lose him.
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Hey, come on now, guys.
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Watch it! I'm a bleeder!
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Put me down right now,
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or I'm never coming back here.
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Ohh!
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Thanks.
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Aw, jeez.
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Mr. Ipkiss.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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[Tires screech]
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You o.K.?
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Me?
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Oh...
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I'm great.
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Really good.
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I just never felt better, really.
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I--I'm
just, uh...
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Catching some air out here.
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Your car, sir.
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That's not my car.
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It matches the ticket.
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All right.
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I'll take it.
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But I am very angry!
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Do you believe this?
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You drive in in a Porsche...
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[Engine sputtering]
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[Engine backfires]
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[Engine rattles]
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[Engine dies]
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[Trying ignition]
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Oh...Gee!
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[Thud]
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Ow!
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Aah! [Hiss]
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Aah!
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Ugh!
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God!
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[Thunder]
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Hey!
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Hey, mister!
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Hold on!
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I know cpr.
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Hey, you!
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What are you doing down there?
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Uh...
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I'm...Just looking for...
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My mask!
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I got it!
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[Slosh slosh slosh]
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Ipkiss! Do you have any
idea what time it is?
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Actually, no.
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[Gasps]
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My new carpet!
285
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Well, this is coming right out
of your security deposit, Ipkiss.
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You know,
Mrs. Peenman--
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what?
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Nothing.
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00:15:26,522 --> 00:15:28,490
Well, that's what
you are, Ipkiss--
290
00:15:28,557 --> 00:15:30,625
a big nothing!
291
00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:35,964
Aren't you due back
at the laboratory
292
00:15:36,032 --> 00:15:38,133
to get your bolts tightened?
293
00:15:39,568 --> 00:15:41,503
I should have said that.
294
00:15:41,570 --> 00:15:43,038
[Slosh slosh]
295
00:15:47,527 --> 00:15:48,960
[Arf arf arf]
296
00:15:49,028 --> 00:15:49,961
Hey, you.
297
00:15:50,029 --> 00:15:51,463
Why, hello.
298
00:15:51,531 --> 00:15:54,466
You know you're not
supposed to jump up.
299
00:15:54,534 --> 00:15:56,735
It's against doggie ordinance.
300
00:16:05,528 --> 00:16:06,728
O.K.
301
00:16:08,498 --> 00:16:09,564
[Boing]
302
00:16:09,632 --> 00:16:11,466
[Wolf whistle]
303
00:16:11,534 --> 00:16:14,436
[Awoo]
304
00:16:14,504 --> 00:16:15,970
[Whistling]
305
00:16:16,038 --> 00:16:17,339
[Honk honk]
306
00:16:21,511 --> 00:16:22,944
What do you want?
307
00:16:23,012 --> 00:16:24,946
You want me to throw that?
308
00:16:25,014 --> 00:16:26,448
I'm very tired.
309
00:16:26,516 --> 00:16:28,417
O.K. I'll throw it one time.
310
00:16:28,484 --> 00:16:31,753
I ain't gonna throw it
with you attached to it.
311
00:16:31,821 --> 00:16:33,087
Ow.
312
00:16:35,425 --> 00:16:37,125
You ready?
313
00:16:37,193 --> 00:16:39,160
Git it!
314
00:16:39,228 --> 00:16:40,929
Ipkiss!
315
00:16:40,996 --> 00:16:42,731
Turn down those cartoons!
316
00:16:42,799 --> 00:16:45,467
All right, Mrs. Peenman!
317
00:16:45,535 --> 00:16:47,469
[Woman] I say don't bother.
318
00:16:47,537 --> 00:16:50,639
I kind of think that I...
319
00:16:50,707 --> 00:16:54,609
So, Dr. neuman, you're saying
that everybody wears a mask?
320
00:16:54,677 --> 00:16:56,211
That's correct, Wendy.
321
00:16:56,278 --> 00:16:59,448
We all wear masks,
metaphorically speaking.
322
00:16:59,515 --> 00:17:02,551
We suppress the ID,
our darkest desires,
323
00:17:02,618 --> 00:17:05,587
and adopt a more
socially acceptable image.
324
00:17:05,655 --> 00:17:06,905
The book is, of course,
325
00:17:06,972 --> 00:17:09,908
the masks we wear,
by Dr. Arthur Neuman.
326
00:17:09,975 --> 00:17:12,427
Thank you so much
for being with us.
327
00:17:12,495 --> 00:17:15,097
[Growling]
328
00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:17,132
What's the matter with you?
329
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,433
[Whimpering]
330
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:20,368
What is it?
331
00:17:20,436 --> 00:17:22,470
What are you looking for, huh?
332
00:17:22,538 --> 00:17:23,972
You like this thing?
333
00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:25,807
You like it?
334
00:17:27,043 --> 00:17:29,444
The masks we wear.
335
00:17:31,547 --> 00:17:33,481
That's correct, Wendy.
336
00:17:33,549 --> 00:17:35,483
We all wear masks...
337
00:17:35,551 --> 00:17:37,753
Metaphorically speaking.
338
00:17:45,561 --> 00:17:47,595
Yeah, right.
339
00:18:01,528 --> 00:18:02,727
Uh!
340
00:18:07,367 --> 00:18:10,602
[Moaning]
341
00:18:26,519 --> 00:18:29,555
Ssssmokin'!
342
00:18:31,524 --> 00:18:33,458
It's party time.
343
00:18:33,526 --> 00:18:34,959
P-a-r-t...
344
00:18:35,027 --> 00:18:35,960
Y?
345
00:18:36,028 --> 00:18:37,462
Because I...
346
00:18:37,530 --> 00:18:38,830
Gotta!
347
00:18:50,376 --> 00:18:51,610
Shh.
348
00:18:56,982 --> 00:18:59,451
[Giggling and ringing]
349
00:18:59,519 --> 00:19:02,221
[Ring] Ha ha ha ha ha!
350
00:19:05,991 --> 00:19:07,859
Hey.
351
00:19:09,462 --> 00:19:11,763
Ha ha ha ha ha!
352
00:19:15,034 --> 00:19:16,868
[Screeching]
353
00:19:19,105 --> 00:19:21,306
Ooh hoo hoo hoo hoo!
354
00:19:22,208 --> 00:19:24,576
Snooooze.
355
00:19:26,346 --> 00:19:27,713
Aah!
356
00:19:27,780 --> 00:19:30,582
Ahh ha ha ha ha!
357
00:19:38,958 --> 00:19:40,859
Ooh hoo hoo hoo ha!
358
00:19:43,996 --> 00:19:46,164
[Muffled] Uh-oh.
359
00:19:48,534 --> 00:19:51,436
Look, ma, I'm road kill!
360
00:19:51,504 --> 00:19:53,438
Ha ha ha!
361
00:19:58,043 --> 00:20:00,545
[Honk]
362
00:20:00,613 --> 00:20:01,913
[Honk honk honk]
363
00:20:01,981 --> 00:20:03,448
Get out of the road!
364
00:20:03,516 --> 00:20:05,350
I think he wants to communicate.
365
00:20:06,753 --> 00:20:08,119
[Honk honk]
366
00:20:08,187 --> 00:20:12,324
[Bah-hooooooo-yah]
367
00:20:23,586 --> 00:20:25,019
Heh heh heh heh.
368
00:20:25,088 --> 00:20:27,055
Hey, mister!
369
00:20:27,123 --> 00:20:29,091
You got the time?
370
00:20:29,158 --> 00:20:33,128
As a matter of fact, I do, cubby.
371
00:20:33,196 --> 00:20:34,629
You wanna take him?
372
00:20:34,697 --> 00:20:35,997
[Tick tick tick]
373
00:20:36,065 --> 00:20:37,132
Look at that!
374
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:40,001
It's exactly two seconds
before I honk your nose
375
00:20:40,069 --> 00:20:42,604
and pull your underwear
over your head.
376
00:20:42,671 --> 00:20:43,771
[Squeak]
377
00:20:44,974 --> 00:20:46,308
Oof!
378
00:20:48,144 --> 00:20:50,678
Come on!
379
00:20:50,746 --> 00:20:52,314
Take him! Come on!
380
00:20:56,285 --> 00:20:58,019
Step right up here!
381
00:20:58,087 --> 00:20:59,554
Don't be shy.
382
00:20:59,622 --> 00:21:03,191
Nobody likes a bashful leatherhead!
383
00:21:03,259 --> 00:21:04,359
Move it!
384
00:21:04,427 --> 00:21:06,995
For my first trick...
385
00:21:07,062 --> 00:21:10,265
I'm going to do
something for you, son.
386
00:21:12,935 --> 00:21:14,469
We have...A giraffe!
387
00:21:14,537 --> 00:21:17,839
There ya go, son. Now, get
outta here. You bother me.
388
00:21:17,906 --> 00:21:18,873
Thanks.
389
00:21:18,941 --> 00:21:19,907
Wow!
390
00:21:19,975 --> 00:21:21,109
Now...
391
00:21:22,411 --> 00:21:23,811
Sorry. Wrong pocket.
392
00:21:23,879 --> 00:21:25,247
[Woman] Ha ha ha.
393
00:21:25,314 --> 00:21:27,249
For you, son...
394
00:21:27,316 --> 00:21:29,351
A little body English.
395
00:21:33,088 --> 00:21:35,490
A French poodle.
396
00:21:35,558 --> 00:21:36,491
[Pop]
397
00:21:36,559 --> 00:21:37,492
Sorry, son.
398
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:41,062
The dog was rabid.
Had to put it down.
399
00:21:41,130 --> 00:21:43,031
And last but not least,
400
00:21:43,098 --> 00:21:45,300
my favorite!
401
00:21:55,611 --> 00:21:57,745
A tommy-gun!
402
00:22:08,057 --> 00:22:09,457
[Meow rooow]
403
00:22:09,525 --> 00:22:11,493
This is incredible.
404
00:22:11,561 --> 00:22:12,960
With these powers,
405
00:22:13,028 --> 00:22:15,129
I could be...
406
00:22:17,266 --> 00:22:19,467
A superhero!
407
00:22:19,535 --> 00:22:22,470
I could fight crime,
protect the innocent,
408
00:22:22,538 --> 00:22:25,006
work for world peace!
409
00:22:25,074 --> 00:22:26,841
But first...
410
00:22:31,414 --> 00:22:33,515
[Crash]
411
00:22:33,583 --> 00:22:35,517
Hold on to your lug nuts!
412
00:22:35,585 --> 00:22:40,121
It's time for an overhaul!
413
00:22:48,598 --> 00:22:50,031
What's that?
414
00:22:50,099 --> 00:22:51,032
Aah!
415
00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:52,467
Ohh!
416
00:23:01,860 --> 00:23:02,894
Ohh.
417
00:23:02,962 --> 00:23:05,964
Ahh.
418
00:23:06,032 --> 00:23:07,398
Ohh.
419
00:23:25,517 --> 00:23:27,285
It was a dream.
420
00:23:27,352 --> 00:23:28,953
Ha ha ha.
421
00:23:29,021 --> 00:23:31,489
It was a dream.
422
00:23:32,558 --> 00:23:33,858
Ohh.
423
00:23:35,527 --> 00:23:37,962
I gotta lay off the cartoons.
424
00:23:38,030 --> 00:23:39,630
[Knock on door]
425
00:23:45,537 --> 00:23:47,706
Ipkiss? Stanley Ipkiss?
426
00:23:47,773 --> 00:23:48,840
Yes.
427
00:23:48,908 --> 00:23:50,474
Lieutenant Kellaway.
City precinct.
428
00:23:50,542 --> 00:23:53,945
Do you know anything about
the disturbance last night?
429
00:23:54,013 --> 00:23:56,681
Dis...turbance?
430
00:23:56,749 --> 00:23:58,482
Yeah. A prowler broke in
431
00:23:58,550 --> 00:23:59,984
and attacked Mrs. Peenman.
432
00:24:00,052 --> 00:24:01,519
Attacked?
433
00:24:01,587 --> 00:24:03,054
You didn't hear anything?
434
00:24:03,122 --> 00:24:05,924
She unloaded several
rounds of 20-odd buckshot
435
00:24:05,991 --> 00:24:07,625
5 feet from your door.
436
00:24:07,693 --> 00:24:09,861
Look at the floor! See that?
437
00:24:09,929 --> 00:24:12,430
He put that right in my floor,
438
00:24:12,497 --> 00:24:14,966
then he jumped out
the window, officer!
439
00:24:15,034 --> 00:24:17,435
This is...
440
00:24:17,502 --> 00:24:18,937
Impossible.
441
00:24:19,004 --> 00:24:20,438
Those pajamas are impossible.
442
00:24:20,505 --> 00:24:21,973
This actually happened.
443
00:24:22,041 --> 00:24:25,443
Uh, see, I have, uh...
444
00:24:25,510 --> 00:24:27,578
An inner ear problem.
445
00:24:29,014 --> 00:24:30,982
Sometimes I can't hear anything.
446
00:24:31,050 --> 00:24:32,450
That a fact?
447
00:24:32,517 --> 00:24:33,684
Eh?
448
00:24:34,686 --> 00:24:36,121
Here's my card.
449
00:24:36,188 --> 00:24:39,257
If you remember anything
unusual about last night,
450
00:24:39,324 --> 00:24:40,992
anything at all,
451
00:24:41,060 --> 00:24:42,493
call me.
452
00:24:42,561 --> 00:24:43,995
You betcha. Thank you.
453
00:24:44,063 --> 00:24:46,497
And, uh, good luck, uh...
454
00:24:46,565 --> 00:24:48,800
Crackin' the case.
455
00:25:01,947 --> 00:25:04,515
Oh, my God. I'm late!
456
00:25:05,584 --> 00:25:07,418
Keys. Keys.
457
00:25:07,486 --> 00:25:09,087
Where are the keys?
458
00:25:10,489 --> 00:25:11,589
Damn.
459
00:25:12,491 --> 00:25:13,424
Milo!
460
00:25:13,492 --> 00:25:14,893
Get the keys.
461
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:17,162
Get 'em. Find 'em.
462
00:25:19,498 --> 00:25:21,299
Get the keys!
463
00:25:25,537 --> 00:25:26,437
[Thud]
464
00:25:26,505 --> 00:25:27,972
Ow! Jeez.
465
00:25:29,008 --> 00:25:32,010
I am so late.
466
00:25:32,077 --> 00:25:33,411
[Arf]
467
00:25:33,478 --> 00:25:35,463
Good boy. Good boy!
468
00:25:35,531 --> 00:25:36,998
Come on, boy.
469
00:25:37,065 --> 00:25:38,500
Give them to me.
470
00:25:38,567 --> 00:25:40,168
Drop it.
471
00:26:07,979 --> 00:26:09,414
Easy. Watch the bump!
472
00:26:09,481 --> 00:26:11,416
I want a proctologist standing by.
473
00:26:11,483 --> 00:26:12,917
What?
474
00:26:12,984 --> 00:26:15,953
You heard me. The
best one you can find.
475
00:26:16,021 --> 00:26:17,422
I'm with the evening star.
476
00:26:17,489 --> 00:26:19,424
Can you tell me what happened?
477
00:26:19,491 --> 00:26:21,426
No, and you can quote me.
478
00:26:21,493 --> 00:26:23,428
It looks like a mob tactic.
479
00:26:23,495 --> 00:26:26,431
There it is, boys.
She broke the case.
480
00:26:26,498 --> 00:26:28,433
Get these rubbernecks out of here.
481
00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:29,967
Officer, please.
482
00:26:30,035 --> 00:26:32,303
Can you tell us, sir...
483
00:26:34,039 --> 00:26:35,440
Hey, Stan. Stan, Stan!
484
00:26:35,508 --> 00:26:36,941
Where were you last night?
485
00:26:37,009 --> 00:26:39,977
The girls and I were
looking all over for you.
486
00:26:40,046 --> 00:26:42,847
Did you happen to look
outside... In the gutter?
487
00:26:42,915 --> 00:26:44,449
You check the morning paper?
488
00:26:44,517 --> 00:26:47,485
Your girlfriend got
a great review.
489
00:26:47,553 --> 00:26:49,454
Ipkiss, you're 40 minutes late.
490
00:26:49,522 --> 00:26:51,423
That's the same as stealing.
491
00:26:51,490 --> 00:26:52,957
I'm sorry, Mr. dickey.
492
00:26:53,025 --> 00:26:56,194
It'll never happen
again. I've been a...Jerk.
493
00:26:56,262 --> 00:26:59,197
Well, if you weren't busy
oogling girlie pictures,
494
00:26:59,265 --> 00:27:02,167
you might actually get
some work done around here.
495
00:27:02,234 --> 00:27:05,103
Uh, sir, she's a prospective
client of Stanley's.
496
00:27:05,171 --> 00:27:06,938
Oh, really?
497
00:27:08,974 --> 00:27:10,408
Well...
498
00:27:10,476 --> 00:27:12,877
The next time she comes in,
499
00:27:12,945 --> 00:27:16,081
you be sure to send
her to my office.
500
00:27:16,148 --> 00:27:18,416
Oh ho. You betcha.
501
00:27:22,654 --> 00:27:25,590
Gee, I wish my
daddy owned a bank...
502
00:27:25,657 --> 00:27:28,926
Then I could be a
rich little creep, too.
503
00:27:28,994 --> 00:27:31,996
You think she'll ever
come back, Charlie?
504
00:27:32,064 --> 00:27:33,465
Oh, man. Forget her.
505
00:27:33,532 --> 00:27:34,966
Stanley, listen to me.
506
00:27:35,033 --> 00:27:38,336
A girl like that is always
looking for the b.B.D.--
507
00:27:38,404 --> 00:27:39,870
the bigger, better deal.
508
00:27:39,938 --> 00:27:42,474
You don't know that.
She's an artist.
509
00:27:42,541 --> 00:27:43,774
She's sensitive.
510
00:27:43,842 --> 00:27:46,711
Stanley, forget her. That girl
will tear out your heart,
511
00:27:46,778 --> 00:27:50,215
put it in a blender,
and hit "frapee."
512
00:27:50,282 --> 00:27:52,217
You don't need her, man.
513
00:27:52,284 --> 00:27:55,286
You need somebody a
little more down to earth,
514
00:27:55,354 --> 00:27:56,787
somebody with some integrity,
515
00:27:56,855 --> 00:27:57,955
somebody with...
516
00:27:58,023 --> 00:27:59,457
Red hair...
517
00:27:59,525 --> 00:28:01,726
And full pouting lips,
518
00:28:01,793 --> 00:28:04,929
a white blouse, a green
jacket, and a name tag.
519
00:28:04,997 --> 00:28:07,432
Boy, you really narrowed it down.
520
00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:10,001
Too bad she's already taken.
521
00:28:11,970 --> 00:28:14,905
Hel-lo there. May I
be of some assistance?
522
00:28:14,973 --> 00:28:16,441
Stanley Ipkiss?
523
00:28:18,210 --> 00:28:19,444
Oh. Hi.
524
00:28:19,512 --> 00:28:21,412
I'm Peggy Brandt from
the tribune.
525
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:23,414
Oh. Hi.
526
00:28:23,482 --> 00:28:25,416
Look, I canceled my subscription
527
00:28:25,484 --> 00:28:28,085
because they kept
stealing my paper from--
528
00:28:28,154 --> 00:28:29,420
oh, no, no.
529
00:28:29,488 --> 00:28:32,423
Actually, I just want to
ask you a few questions.
530
00:28:32,491 --> 00:28:33,824
Really? About what?
531
00:28:33,892 --> 00:28:35,826
Ripley auto finishing.
532
00:28:35,894 --> 00:28:38,963
You're a customer of
theirs, aren't you?
533
00:28:39,031 --> 00:28:39,964
Me?
534
00:28:40,032 --> 00:28:41,432
No.
535
00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:43,934
I don't even have a car.
536
00:28:44,002 --> 00:28:45,970
You know, 'cause they...
537
00:28:46,038 --> 00:28:47,539
Pollute.
538
00:28:47,606 --> 00:28:50,175
You don't own an '89 civic?
539
00:28:52,178 --> 00:28:54,479
Oh, that car. Yeah.
540
00:28:54,547 --> 00:28:56,481
Uh...Yeah.
541
00:28:56,549 --> 00:28:58,916
It's all coming back to me.
542
00:28:58,984 --> 00:29:01,452
Miss, uh, what is your name?
543
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:02,953
Peggy Brandt.
544
00:29:03,021 --> 00:29:04,822
Wait a minute.
545
00:29:04,890 --> 00:29:06,924
Peggy Brandt?
546
00:29:06,992 --> 00:29:08,493
Of ask Peggy?
547
00:29:08,561 --> 00:29:09,894
Yeah.
548
00:29:09,961 --> 00:29:11,396
That's right.
549
00:29:11,463 --> 00:29:14,465
You printed one of
my letters last year.
550
00:29:14,533 --> 00:29:16,867
Remember? Nice guys finish last.
551
00:29:16,935 --> 00:29:19,470
You're Mr. nice guy?
552
00:29:19,538 --> 00:29:20,672
Yes!
553
00:29:20,739 --> 00:29:21,939
Oh, Stanley.
554
00:29:22,007 --> 00:29:26,143
Do you realize how much mail
we got about that letter?
555
00:29:26,212 --> 00:29:28,913
There are hundreds
of women out there
556
00:29:28,980 --> 00:29:31,416
looking for a guy just like you.
557
00:29:31,483 --> 00:29:32,417
Really?
558
00:29:32,484 --> 00:29:33,818
Yeah!
559
00:29:33,885 --> 00:29:36,421
Do you know how hard it is
560
00:29:36,488 --> 00:29:39,424
to find a decent man in this town?
561
00:29:39,491 --> 00:29:42,594
Most of them think monogamy
is some kind of wood.
562
00:29:44,496 --> 00:29:45,430
So, uh...
563
00:29:45,497 --> 00:29:47,699
Why are you covering this story?
564
00:29:47,766 --> 00:29:49,734
Because dear Peggy pays dick.
565
00:29:49,801 --> 00:29:51,202
I'm starving to death.
566
00:29:51,270 --> 00:29:53,638
I'm looking to become
a real reporter.
567
00:29:53,706 --> 00:29:56,641
Look, Stanley, when
you were at Ripley auto,
568
00:29:56,709 --> 00:29:59,076
did you see anything suspicious?
569
00:29:59,144 --> 00:30:01,579
I won't make trouble for you.
570
00:30:01,647 --> 00:30:03,681
I just want the truth.
571
00:30:03,749 --> 00:30:06,451
God, I wish I knew the truth.
572
00:30:06,518 --> 00:30:09,454
You know? I really do.
573
00:30:09,521 --> 00:30:10,788
No.
574
00:30:10,856 --> 00:30:13,157
Well, if you think of anything,
575
00:30:13,225 --> 00:30:15,793
this is my number.
576
00:30:15,861 --> 00:30:20,131
This is my, you
know, personal number.
577
00:30:20,198 --> 00:30:22,467
You really think
hundreds of women
578
00:30:22,534 --> 00:30:24,835
are looking for a guy like me?
579
00:30:24,903 --> 00:30:26,471
Sure.
580
00:30:26,538 --> 00:30:28,473
I'm one of 'em.
581
00:30:30,909 --> 00:30:32,744
Bye.
582
00:30:36,148 --> 00:30:37,181
[Blip blip blip blip]
583
00:30:37,249 --> 00:30:39,650
[Computer's voice]
120 yards.
584
00:30:44,590 --> 00:30:46,390
Hello, Dorian.
585
00:30:49,595 --> 00:30:51,496
Thanks for dropping by.
586
00:30:51,563 --> 00:30:52,997
Yeah, well,
587
00:30:53,064 --> 00:30:55,500
next time why don't
you call, all right?
588
00:30:55,567 --> 00:30:58,369
Leave the delivery boys at home.
589
00:31:03,509 --> 00:31:05,643
Ha ha ha ha ha.
590
00:31:17,022 --> 00:31:19,990
The cops, uh...
591
00:31:20,058 --> 00:31:23,127
Tried to shut the
club down this morning.
592
00:31:24,229 --> 00:31:26,830
They say you've
been using the place
593
00:31:26,898 --> 00:31:28,899
to run your own small-time scams.
594
00:31:28,967 --> 00:31:30,968
I hear things like that,
595
00:31:31,036 --> 00:31:35,072
I start losing my concentration,
596
00:31:35,140 --> 00:31:37,841
and my game...
597
00:31:37,909 --> 00:31:40,545
It goes straight to hell.
598
00:31:42,548 --> 00:31:44,848
You could, too.
599
00:31:45,750 --> 00:31:47,251
Ah!
600
00:31:47,319 --> 00:31:49,387
205 yards.
601
00:31:49,454 --> 00:31:51,589
I'm fed up with you, Dorian.
602
00:31:51,657 --> 00:31:53,491
But...
603
00:31:53,559 --> 00:31:56,860
I'm going to
cut you a break--
604
00:31:56,928 --> 00:31:59,863
one week to get out of town.
605
00:31:59,931 --> 00:32:02,466
After that...
606
00:32:02,534 --> 00:32:04,034
I'll use your empty little skull
607
00:32:04,102 --> 00:32:07,238
to break in my new 9-iron.
608
00:32:23,522 --> 00:32:25,956
♪ See you lookin'
609
00:32:26,024 --> 00:32:27,958
♪ she's a work of art
610
00:32:28,026 --> 00:32:29,960
♪ but nothing can save you ♪
611
00:32:30,028 --> 00:32:32,597
♪ from your own heart
612
00:32:33,766 --> 00:32:34,699
♪ ba da ba da do
613
00:32:34,767 --> 00:32:35,700
♪ ba do ba do ba do
614
00:32:35,768 --> 00:32:36,701
Mr. Ipkiss.
615
00:32:36,769 --> 00:32:37,968
Hi.
616
00:32:45,043 --> 00:32:46,310
Hi.
617
00:32:47,445 --> 00:32:49,046
You o.K.?
618
00:32:49,114 --> 00:32:51,115
Your car, sir.
619
00:32:54,552 --> 00:32:57,021
I am now.
620
00:32:57,089 --> 00:33:00,925
♪ I'm just a ba-by
621
00:33:00,993 --> 00:33:04,962
♪ nobody ever helps me
622
00:33:05,030 --> 00:33:09,133
♪ somebody save me
623
00:33:09,201 --> 00:33:10,534
♪ I'm just a baby
624
00:33:10,602 --> 00:33:13,971
♪ when there's
business in love ♪
625
00:33:14,039 --> 00:33:15,306
♪ da da da do do da...
626
00:33:15,374 --> 00:33:16,974
Tina, come on.
627
00:33:17,042 --> 00:33:19,643
[Whimpering]
628
00:33:19,711 --> 00:33:22,113
You can't.
629
00:33:23,048 --> 00:33:23,948
Ahh.
630
00:33:24,016 --> 00:33:24,982
Milo.
631
00:33:25,050 --> 00:33:26,951
Oh, go on.
632
00:33:27,019 --> 00:33:28,452
Oh.
633
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:31,389
I don't believe it.
634
00:33:51,676 --> 00:33:53,144
Stupid.
635
00:33:54,913 --> 00:33:56,647
She would
never--
636
00:34:22,507 --> 00:34:24,408
no way.
637
00:34:36,621 --> 00:34:38,356
[Arf arf]
638
00:34:53,038 --> 00:34:54,972
Hold on, sugar.
639
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:58,275
Daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight!
640
00:34:59,944 --> 00:35:02,013
Ha ha ha!
641
00:35:13,525 --> 00:35:15,426
Ooh!
642
00:35:15,494 --> 00:35:17,995
Sssomebody stop me!
643
00:35:21,066 --> 00:35:22,299
Uh-oh.
644
00:35:22,367 --> 00:35:26,270
Can't make the scene if
you don't have the green.
645
00:35:26,338 --> 00:35:28,539
I'd better make a little stop.
646
00:35:38,433 --> 00:35:39,867
How's it going, Freeze?
647
00:35:39,935 --> 00:35:41,702
Lookin' good here, my man.
648
00:35:41,770 --> 00:35:44,004
O.K. You boys are on your own now.
649
00:35:44,072 --> 00:35:46,039
I got to get downstairs
650
00:35:46,107 --> 00:35:47,508
and make sure I'm seen.
651
00:35:47,576 --> 00:35:48,642
Do it.
652
00:35:48,710 --> 00:35:50,778
The doctor is about to operate.
653
00:35:59,053 --> 00:36:00,654
[Drilling]
654
00:36:14,068 --> 00:36:15,235
Sorry, fellas.
655
00:36:15,303 --> 00:36:16,804
Waste not, want not.
656
00:36:27,816 --> 00:36:28,916
Cops!
657
00:36:38,059 --> 00:36:38,993
Come on, dude.
658
00:36:39,060 --> 00:36:40,494
You're not on the list,
659
00:36:40,562 --> 00:36:42,663
you're not in the club, all right?
660
00:36:42,731 --> 00:36:44,532
[Horn plays call to post]
661
00:36:57,512 --> 00:36:59,479
Whoa! Oh! Whoa!
662
00:36:59,548 --> 00:37:01,749
How do?
663
00:37:01,816 --> 00:37:03,483
Whoa! Ho ho ho.
664
00:37:04,819 --> 00:37:06,286
Uh...
665
00:37:06,354 --> 00:37:08,221
Are you on the list?
666
00:37:08,289 --> 00:37:09,790
Uh, nooooo....
667
00:37:09,858 --> 00:37:11,926
But I believe my friends are.
668
00:37:11,993 --> 00:37:13,460
Perhaps you
know them--
669
00:37:13,528 --> 00:37:15,462
Franklin, grant, and...
670
00:37:15,530 --> 00:37:16,597
Jackson.
671
00:37:24,405 --> 00:37:26,473
Stay back. Nobody's getting in.
672
00:37:30,011 --> 00:37:31,946
And we present to you
673
00:37:32,013 --> 00:37:34,982
the most beautiful
flower of the coco bongo,
674
00:37:35,050 --> 00:37:36,984
miss Tina Carlyle.
675
00:37:37,052 --> 00:37:39,419
[Applause]
676
00:37:50,531 --> 00:37:52,199
Beautiful.
677
00:37:53,868 --> 00:37:56,737
♪ Love makes me treat you
678
00:37:56,805 --> 00:37:58,939
♪ the way that I do
679
00:37:59,007 --> 00:38:00,340
♪ gee, baby
680
00:38:00,408 --> 00:38:02,710
♪ ain't I good to you?
681
00:38:03,878 --> 00:38:06,480
♪ There's nothing too good
682
00:38:06,547 --> 00:38:09,483
♪ for a boy, that's so true ♪
683
00:38:09,550 --> 00:38:11,018
♪ gee, baby
684
00:38:11,086 --> 00:38:13,687
♪ ain't I good to you?
685
00:38:13,755 --> 00:38:17,190
♪ I bought you a fur
coat for Christmas ♪
686
00:38:17,258 --> 00:38:19,960
♪ a diamond ring
687
00:38:20,028 --> 00:38:21,762
♪ Cadillac car
688
00:38:21,830 --> 00:38:24,932
♪ and everything
689
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,768
♪ love makes me treat you
690
00:38:27,836 --> 00:38:29,937
♪ the way that I do
691
00:38:30,005 --> 00:38:31,338
♪ gee, baby
692
00:38:31,405 --> 00:38:34,441
♪ ain't I good to you?
693
00:38:35,376 --> 00:38:36,510
♪ Love
694
00:38:36,577 --> 00:38:39,013
♪ makes me treat you
695
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:40,681
♪ the way that I do
696
00:38:40,749 --> 00:38:42,315
♪ gee, baby
697
00:38:42,383 --> 00:38:43,851
♪ ain't I good to you?
698
00:38:45,353 --> 00:38:48,321
♪ There's nothin' too good ♪
699
00:38:48,389 --> 00:38:51,191
♪ for a man, so true
700
00:38:51,259 --> 00:38:52,926
♪ gee, honey
701
00:38:52,994 --> 00:38:55,362
♪ ain't I good to you?
702
00:38:55,429 --> 00:38:57,031
♪ I know how to make
703
00:38:57,098 --> 00:38:58,966
♪ a good man happy
704
00:38:59,034 --> 00:39:01,301
♪ I treat you right
705
00:39:01,369 --> 00:39:02,903
♪ with lotsa love...
706
00:39:02,971 --> 00:39:05,405
What the hell are you doing here?
707
00:39:05,473 --> 00:39:08,608
We got trouble. You
better come upstairs.
708
00:39:08,677 --> 00:39:10,711
Come on. Let's go.
709
00:39:10,779 --> 00:39:12,179
♪ Gee, baby
710
00:39:12,246 --> 00:39:14,915
♪ ain't I good to you?
711
00:39:14,983 --> 00:39:16,817
Awoo!
712
00:39:16,885 --> 00:39:18,052
Arf, arf, arf!
713
00:39:18,119 --> 00:39:19,053
Woo, woo, woo!
714
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:21,155
♪ For what I gave to you
715
00:39:21,222 --> 00:39:27,828
♪ gee, baby, ain't
I good to you? ♪
716
00:39:27,896 --> 00:39:30,097
[Whistles]
717
00:39:45,764 --> 00:39:47,898
Let's rock this joint!
718
00:39:54,172 --> 00:39:55,438
Yeah! Uh-huh!
719
00:40:07,418 --> 00:40:10,254
[Playing swing]
720
00:40:28,472 --> 00:40:29,406
Hey! Hey! Hey!
721
00:40:29,473 --> 00:40:31,074
Pachuco! Pachuco!
722
00:40:31,142 --> 00:40:32,843
♪ From 4:00 to 3:00
723
00:40:32,911 --> 00:40:34,444
♪ the man's gunnin' for me ♪
724
00:40:34,512 --> 00:40:37,514
♪ I'm doin' winding
road tonight ♪
725
00:40:37,581 --> 00:40:38,481
Hey! Hey! Hey!
726
00:40:38,549 --> 00:40:39,983
♪ See them that cried
727
00:40:40,051 --> 00:40:41,484
♪ the cats living
down east side? ♪
728
00:40:41,552 --> 00:40:45,088
♪ may be just my
friends tonight ♪
729
00:41:00,939 --> 00:41:02,439
Smokin'!
730
00:41:03,908 --> 00:41:05,309
Aw, man.
731
00:41:05,376 --> 00:41:06,910
What happened?
732
00:41:10,048 --> 00:41:12,316
Somebody hit the joint
before we could.
733
00:41:13,852 --> 00:41:15,219
Here, doctor.
734
00:41:16,888 --> 00:41:20,157
Here you go, buddy. Suck on that.
735
00:41:24,562 --> 00:41:26,496
Son of a bitch!
736
00:41:26,564 --> 00:41:27,797
Hey! Hey! Hey!
737
00:41:27,866 --> 00:41:30,901
Eddie, who did this, man?
738
00:41:30,969 --> 00:41:32,269
Who?
739
00:41:33,571 --> 00:41:34,972
Him.
740
00:41:35,039 --> 00:41:36,573
Him!
That's--
741
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:38,141
that's the guy.
742
00:41:38,209 --> 00:41:40,477
That guy dancing with Tina?
743
00:41:40,544 --> 00:41:42,012
He's dead meat.
744
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:43,680
Come on.
745
00:42:12,810 --> 00:42:13,843
Aah!
746
00:42:13,912 --> 00:42:14,978
Hey! Hey! Hey!
747
00:42:15,046 --> 00:42:16,079
♪ Do it for me
748
00:42:16,147 --> 00:42:19,016
♪ I'm doin' winding
road tonight ♪
749
00:42:19,083 --> 00:42:20,217
Hey! Hey! Hey!
750
00:42:20,285 --> 00:42:21,518
♪ See them that cried
751
00:42:21,585 --> 00:42:24,154
♪ the cats living
down east side? ♪
752
00:42:24,222 --> 00:42:27,124
I want this place
cleared right now!
753
00:42:27,191 --> 00:42:28,926
Eeeeeee!
754
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:43,907
Hello.
755
00:42:43,975 --> 00:42:45,309
Club's closed. Move it!
756
00:42:45,376 --> 00:42:48,211
You think I'm joking?
Come on! Move it!
757
00:42:48,279 --> 00:42:50,981
Everyone. Let's go!
758
00:42:51,049 --> 00:42:52,515
Tina, get out of here.
759
00:42:52,583 --> 00:42:53,967
Come on. Party's over.
760
00:42:54,035 --> 00:42:54,968
Get lost!
761
00:42:55,036 --> 00:42:56,503
O.K., twinkle toes.
762
00:42:56,571 --> 00:42:59,540
I want to know
where my money is--
763
00:42:59,607 --> 00:43:00,774
right now!
764
00:43:00,841 --> 00:43:02,109
O.K.
765
00:43:06,347 --> 00:43:08,482
You've got 17.5% in t-bills
766
00:43:08,550 --> 00:43:10,384
amortized over the fiscal year,
767
00:43:10,452 --> 00:43:12,352
8% in stock and bonds.
768
00:43:12,420 --> 00:43:15,189
Carry the 9. Divide by
the gross national product.
769
00:43:15,256 --> 00:43:17,491
Fortunately, funeral
bouquets are deductible.
770
00:43:18,759 --> 00:43:20,461
Ice this deadbeat!
771
00:43:25,032 --> 00:43:26,433
Whoo!
772
00:43:26,501 --> 00:43:28,469
Shoot him!
773
00:43:29,370 --> 00:43:30,971
Toro!
774
00:43:31,038 --> 00:43:32,806
Hi hi hi hi hi.
775
00:43:32,873 --> 00:43:34,908
Thank you very much.
776
00:43:34,976 --> 00:43:36,343
Hoo. Hah.
777
00:43:40,014 --> 00:43:41,748
Ooh!
778
00:43:41,816 --> 00:43:44,485
Ya...Got me...Partner.
779
00:43:46,221 --> 00:43:47,654
Eee...Ah...Ooh.
780
00:43:47,722 --> 00:43:49,156
Ooh...Ah...Eee.
781
00:43:49,224 --> 00:43:51,358
Ah...Ugh...Ahh.
782
00:43:51,426 --> 00:43:52,526
Argh!
783
00:43:55,896 --> 00:43:57,964
Hold me close, red.
784
00:43:59,601 --> 00:44:01,268
It's gettin' dark.
785
00:44:02,470 --> 00:44:04,704
[Coughing]
786
00:44:06,007 --> 00:44:08,942
Tell aunty em to
let old yeller out.
787
00:44:09,010 --> 00:44:10,677
[Cough cough]
788
00:44:10,745 --> 00:44:12,045
Eew.
789
00:44:12,113 --> 00:44:13,931
[English accent] Tell tiny Tim
790
00:44:13,999 --> 00:44:16,466
I won't be coming
home this Christmas.
791
00:44:21,055 --> 00:44:23,256
Tell Scarlett I do give a damn.
792
00:44:24,926 --> 00:44:26,459
[Sniffling]
793
00:44:26,527 --> 00:44:27,494
[Pffft]
794
00:44:27,561 --> 00:44:28,729
Pardon me.
795
00:44:37,071 --> 00:44:38,705
Thank you!
796
00:44:40,574 --> 00:44:41,975
You love me.
797
00:44:42,043 --> 00:44:45,045
You really love me!
798
00:44:50,551 --> 00:44:52,318
You're not goin' anywhere.
799
00:44:55,056 --> 00:44:57,157
Whoo hoo hoo hoo!
800
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:01,227
Drop it, tyrrell!
801
00:45:04,532 --> 00:45:06,066
Hey, Kellaway.
802
00:45:06,134 --> 00:45:07,634
Drop it!
803
00:45:07,702 --> 00:45:09,469
All right.
804
00:45:09,537 --> 00:45:11,938
So you got a warrant this time,
805
00:45:12,006 --> 00:45:14,975
or you just stopped
by for a nightcap?
806
00:45:15,043 --> 00:45:17,778
What I got is probable cause.
807
00:45:17,845 --> 00:45:21,181
Couple of your boys were spotted
knocking over edge city bank.
808
00:45:21,248 --> 00:45:23,183
Easy. You're giving me a woody.
809
00:45:23,250 --> 00:45:25,852
One was wearing a green mask.
810
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:27,988
For once, Kellaway, you're right.
811
00:45:28,056 --> 00:45:29,956
Except it wasn't one of my boys.
812
00:45:30,024 --> 00:45:33,660
Maybe if you tried a little
actual police work...
813
00:45:33,728 --> 00:45:35,095
Cuff him.
814
00:45:35,163 --> 00:45:36,462
Hey, lieutenant.
A stiff upstairs--
815
00:45:36,530 --> 00:45:38,732
one of the guys from the heist.
816
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:41,634
Better call that high-priced
lawyer of yours, tyrrell.
817
00:45:41,703 --> 00:45:44,971
You and I are going downtown
for a little chat.
818
00:45:45,039 --> 00:45:47,007
Get him outta here!
819
00:45:58,552 --> 00:46:00,286
Ipkiss.
820
00:46:03,490 --> 00:46:05,942
[Knock on door]
821
00:46:06,010 --> 00:46:07,944
Ipkiss, I know you're in there.
822
00:46:08,012 --> 00:46:09,846
[Knock knock knock]
823
00:46:09,914 --> 00:46:11,915
[Knock knock knock]
824
00:46:11,983 --> 00:46:12,916
Police!
825
00:46:12,984 --> 00:46:14,350
[Knock knock knock]
826
00:46:14,418 --> 00:46:15,418
Oh!
827
00:46:15,486 --> 00:46:16,920
Open up.
828
00:46:16,988 --> 00:46:18,454
Oh, my God!
829
00:46:18,523 --> 00:46:20,924
[Knock knock knock]
830
00:46:20,992 --> 00:46:21,958
Uh...
831
00:46:22,026 --> 00:46:24,928
Ipkiss, I know you're in there!
832
00:46:26,030 --> 00:46:27,964
[Knock knock knock]
833
00:46:28,032 --> 00:46:29,432
[Growling]
834
00:46:29,500 --> 00:46:31,735
[Arf arf]
835
00:46:32,670 --> 00:46:33,703
Open up.
836
00:46:33,771 --> 00:46:36,706
Come on. I'm getting
blisters on my fingers.
837
00:46:36,774 --> 00:46:38,942
No...No!
838
00:46:39,010 --> 00:46:39,943
[Grr]
839
00:46:40,011 --> 00:46:41,477
No, no, no!
840
00:46:41,546 --> 00:46:42,946
Stop it!
841
00:46:43,014 --> 00:46:44,447
I'm coming!
842
00:46:44,515 --> 00:46:45,982
O.K., I'm coming!
843
00:46:46,050 --> 00:46:47,884
I'll be right there.
844
00:46:50,187 --> 00:46:51,855
[Arf arf]
845
00:46:51,923 --> 00:46:53,890
Let's go! Ipkiss!
Move it!
846
00:46:53,958 --> 00:46:55,458
All right!
847
00:46:55,526 --> 00:46:58,361
[Unlocking bolts]
848
00:47:01,532 --> 00:47:02,966
Hi, lieutenant.
849
00:47:03,034 --> 00:47:05,802
Listen, this isn't the
best time right now--
850
00:47:05,870 --> 00:47:07,437
I just...
851
00:47:07,504 --> 00:47:09,739
Won't you come in?
852
00:47:11,475 --> 00:47:13,710
Where were you last night, Ipkiss?
853
00:47:13,778 --> 00:47:15,411
Here...Mostly.
854
00:47:15,479 --> 00:47:17,280
Is something wrong?
855
00:47:17,347 --> 00:47:20,283
What do you know about
this mask character?
856
00:47:20,350 --> 00:47:21,517
Mask?
857
00:47:21,586 --> 00:47:23,219
Don't insult my
intelligence, Ipkiss.
858
00:47:23,287 --> 00:47:24,754
He robs your bank,
859
00:47:24,822 --> 00:47:27,156
then I find this in the coco bongo.
860
00:47:27,224 --> 00:47:29,859
There can't be two idiots
with pajamas like these.
861
00:47:29,927 --> 00:47:32,128
Milo, no!
862
00:47:32,196 --> 00:47:34,497
May I see those
pajamas, Mr. Ipkiss?
863
00:47:36,533 --> 00:47:37,934
Those...Pajamas?
864
00:47:38,002 --> 00:47:39,469
Those--those,
uh,
865
00:47:39,536 --> 00:47:42,038
those pajamas were...
866
00:47:42,106 --> 00:47:43,740
Stolen.
867
00:47:43,808 --> 00:47:46,476
Somebody stole your pajamas?
868
00:47:47,377 --> 00:47:48,478
Yeah.
869
00:47:48,545 --> 00:47:50,313
[Growling]
870
00:47:51,782 --> 00:47:53,249
I mean, uh,
871
00:47:53,317 --> 00:47:54,718
what is, uh,
872
00:47:54,785 --> 00:47:56,686
what is this city coming to
873
00:47:56,754 --> 00:47:59,723
when--when, uh, when
a man's pajama drawer
874
00:47:59,790 --> 00:48:01,925
is no longer safe?
875
00:48:05,997 --> 00:48:07,897
Wow, look at that guy.
876
00:48:07,965 --> 00:48:09,899
Nobody's that fast at my bank.
877
00:48:09,967 --> 00:48:11,534
I'll say.
878
00:48:11,602 --> 00:48:12,902
Ahh.
879
00:48:12,970 --> 00:48:14,403
I don't know, boss,
880
00:48:14,471 --> 00:48:16,706
that's one hell of a rubber mask.
881
00:48:16,774 --> 00:48:18,074
What about lab reports?
882
00:48:18,142 --> 00:48:20,877
We got some fingerprints
on some of the currency,
883
00:48:20,945 --> 00:48:22,378
but nothing matches tyrrell's men.
884
00:48:22,446 --> 00:48:24,347
This guy beat him to the punch.
885
00:48:24,414 --> 00:48:25,949
Get the bank employee files
886
00:48:26,017 --> 00:48:29,185
and run down the prints
of a Stanley Ipkiss.
887
00:48:29,253 --> 00:48:31,788
You figure it was an inside job?
888
00:48:31,856 --> 00:48:35,491
All I need is prints to lock
this whack job up till doomsday.
889
00:48:37,011 --> 00:48:38,445
50 grand.
890
00:48:38,512 --> 00:48:39,980
50 grand to the man
891
00:48:40,048 --> 00:48:43,283
who finds that
green-faced son of a bitch
892
00:48:43,350 --> 00:48:44,718
before the cops do.
893
00:48:44,786 --> 00:48:47,487
I want you to get the word out
894
00:48:47,555 --> 00:48:50,457
to every street hustler, to
every lowlife in this town.
895
00:48:50,524 --> 00:48:51,959
You understand?
896
00:48:52,026 --> 00:48:54,260
I want him here tomorrow... Alive.
897
00:48:55,563 --> 00:48:57,330
You're still here?
898
00:48:57,398 --> 00:48:59,032
Come on, let's go!
899
00:49:03,471 --> 00:49:05,438
What are you lookin' at?
900
00:49:05,506 --> 00:49:06,907
You.
901
00:49:06,975 --> 00:49:08,441
You're losing it, Dorian.
902
00:49:08,509 --> 00:49:09,910
Uh-uh.
903
00:49:09,978 --> 00:49:11,945
I'm not losing anything...
904
00:49:12,013 --> 00:49:14,815
Except maybe some extra
baggage around here.
905
00:49:14,882 --> 00:49:16,416
What does that mean?
906
00:49:16,484 --> 00:49:19,452
You weren't putting
up much of a fight
907
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:22,122
when that freak show
tried to kiss you.
908
00:49:22,189 --> 00:49:23,624
Did it look like
909
00:49:23,691 --> 00:49:26,159
I had much of a choice?
910
00:49:26,227 --> 00:49:27,794
Maybe you did...
911
00:49:29,998 --> 00:49:31,431
Maybe you didn't.
912
00:49:31,499 --> 00:49:33,466
Who knows, right?
913
00:49:33,534 --> 00:49:36,202
I'll tell you one thing.
914
00:49:36,270 --> 00:49:40,807
It's going to be payback
for anybody who crosses me.
915
00:49:49,016 --> 00:49:49,982
Ipkiss!
916
00:49:50,050 --> 00:49:51,451
We have a crisis here,
917
00:49:51,519 --> 00:49:53,953
and you stroll in an hour late?
918
00:49:54,021 --> 00:49:56,956
If I have to put up with
your slovenly behavior--
919
00:49:57,024 --> 00:49:58,458
back off, monkey boy...
920
00:49:58,526 --> 00:49:59,959
Before I tell daddy
921
00:50:00,027 --> 00:50:03,463
you're running this place like
it's your own personal piggy bank.
922
00:50:03,531 --> 00:50:05,965
Or maybe we should call the IRS?
923
00:50:06,033 --> 00:50:10,570
See if we can arrange a little
vacation for you at club fed!
924
00:50:11,972 --> 00:50:13,807
That'll be all, Ipkiss.
925
00:50:16,544 --> 00:50:17,644
[Deep exhalation]
926
00:50:17,712 --> 00:50:19,011
Genius.
927
00:50:19,079 --> 00:50:20,480
That was genius.
928
00:50:20,548 --> 00:50:21,981
Buddy, I have chills.
929
00:50:22,049 --> 00:50:26,653
God! What side of whose
bed did you wake up on, man?
930
00:50:26,721 --> 00:50:28,154
I'm not sure.
931
00:50:28,222 --> 00:50:30,690
I haven't exactly
been myself lately.
932
00:50:30,758 --> 00:50:33,493
Well, you don't look
real fabulous, Stan.
933
00:50:33,561 --> 00:50:34,527
Really?
934
00:50:34,595 --> 00:50:35,995
Do I look bad?
935
00:50:36,063 --> 00:50:37,497
Ah! Not to worry.
936
00:50:37,565 --> 00:50:40,500
This will put the color
back in your cheeks.
937
00:50:40,568 --> 00:50:43,035
Two tickets to the charity ball
938
00:50:43,103 --> 00:50:46,005
at the coco bongo club
this Saturday night.
939
00:50:46,073 --> 00:50:47,507
Everybody will be there.
940
00:50:47,575 --> 00:50:49,542
Want to be my date?
941
00:50:49,610 --> 00:50:51,177
Ah,
Charlie, I--
942
00:50:55,916 --> 00:50:57,350
wait just a minute.
943
00:50:57,418 --> 00:50:59,886
Tina, what are you doing here?
944
00:50:59,953 --> 00:51:01,888
I wanted to thank you, but, um...
945
00:51:01,955 --> 00:51:05,925
I'm not sure I'll have much
to open an account with.
946
00:51:05,993 --> 00:51:09,396
What about the club? I
thought you were doing great.
947
00:51:09,463 --> 00:51:10,930
Look, it's not your problem.
948
00:51:10,998 --> 00:51:12,265
I'll be o.K.
949
00:51:12,332 --> 00:51:13,900
Tina, come here.
950
00:51:17,405 --> 00:51:21,508
You didn't stop by
just to see me, did you?
951
00:51:24,077 --> 00:51:26,212
It's o.K. Tell me.
952
00:51:28,582 --> 00:51:31,418
The guy they say
robbed this place...
953
00:51:31,485 --> 00:51:32,419
The mask.
954
00:51:32,486 --> 00:51:35,388
I think he was at
the club last night.
955
00:51:35,456 --> 00:51:36,523
Really?
956
00:51:36,590 --> 00:51:38,157
They say he's pretty...
957
00:51:39,427 --> 00:51:40,660
Weird-looking.
958
00:51:43,096 --> 00:51:44,497
Yeah, but...
959
00:51:44,565 --> 00:51:47,333
You ought to see him dance.
960
00:51:49,069 --> 00:51:50,503
So did, um,
961
00:51:50,571 --> 00:51:53,072
anyone find out who he is?
962
00:51:53,140 --> 00:51:55,274
Why, are you interested?
963
00:51:56,610 --> 00:51:58,678
Just curious, I guess.
964
00:52:00,581 --> 00:52:01,548
Well...
965
00:52:01,615 --> 00:52:03,616
I better be going.
966
00:52:04,552 --> 00:52:06,619
Thanks for everything, Stanley.
967
00:52:08,422 --> 00:52:11,190
You'd like to see him
again, wouldn't you?
968
00:52:13,561 --> 00:52:14,794
I, um...
969
00:52:16,063 --> 00:52:17,764
Wouldn't mind.
970
00:52:17,832 --> 00:52:20,467
I know him, you know.
971
00:52:20,534 --> 00:52:22,234
You do?
972
00:52:22,302 --> 00:52:25,271
We're old college
buddies, him and me.
973
00:52:25,339 --> 00:52:27,740
Yeah, it's funny you should mention
974
00:52:27,808 --> 00:52:30,409
the way he dances because, uh...
975
00:52:33,547 --> 00:52:37,016
I taught him a couple
of dance moves myself.
976
00:52:37,084 --> 00:52:40,487
Do you think you could
have him meet me tonight?
977
00:52:40,554 --> 00:52:42,989
I might be able to
work something out.
978
00:52:43,056 --> 00:52:44,524
How about at landfill park?
979
00:52:44,592 --> 00:52:45,859
O.K., at sunset?
980
00:52:45,926 --> 00:52:46,860
Perfect.
981
00:52:46,927 --> 00:52:47,994
Super.
982
00:52:49,096 --> 00:52:52,164
Thanks, Stanley. You
really are a nice guy.
983
00:52:59,122 --> 00:53:01,691
This is an interesting
piece, Mr. Ipkiss.
984
00:53:01,759 --> 00:53:04,694
Looks like fourth or
fifth century Scandinavian.
985
00:53:04,762 --> 00:53:07,697
Possibly a representation
of a norse night God.
986
00:53:07,765 --> 00:53:09,231
Maybe loki.
987
00:53:11,769 --> 00:53:13,202
Loki?
988
00:53:13,270 --> 00:53:15,472
Who's loki?
989
00:53:15,539 --> 00:53:17,474
The norse God of mischief.
990
00:53:17,541 --> 00:53:20,009
Supposedly he caused
so much trouble
991
00:53:20,077 --> 00:53:23,045
that odin banished him
from Valhalla forever.
992
00:53:24,281 --> 00:53:27,784
Then he could've banished
him into that mask.
993
00:53:27,852 --> 00:53:30,453
I'm talking about
mythology, Mr. Ipkiss.
994
00:53:30,521 --> 00:53:32,956
This is a piece of wood.
995
00:53:33,023 --> 00:53:35,525
But your book!
996
00:53:35,593 --> 00:53:38,995
My book is about masks
as metaphor, Mr. Ipkiss.
997
00:53:39,062 --> 00:53:41,998
A metaphor. Not to
be taken literally.
998
00:53:42,065 --> 00:53:44,266
You're suffering
from mild delusion.
999
00:53:45,836 --> 00:53:46,936
Ohh!
1000
00:53:47,004 --> 00:53:48,571
All right.
1001
00:53:51,642 --> 00:53:54,577
I'm going to prove it to you.
1002
00:53:54,645 --> 00:53:58,014
But I am not responsible
for the consequences.
1003
00:53:58,081 --> 00:54:02,719
Just sit back and enjoy
the ride, Mr. expert.
1004
00:54:02,786 --> 00:54:06,122
You don't scare me, Mr.
Ipkiss. Go right ahead.
1005
00:54:06,189 --> 00:54:08,290
See ya.
1006
00:54:12,496 --> 00:54:13,930
Coo-yaah!
1007
00:54:16,333 --> 00:54:18,935
Whoooo!
1008
00:54:19,003 --> 00:54:21,070
[Moaning]
1009
00:54:21,138 --> 00:54:23,105
Whoo-hoo!
1010
00:54:23,173 --> 00:54:25,775
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
1011
00:54:25,843 --> 00:54:27,143
Yee-yee!
1012
00:54:28,846 --> 00:54:32,782
Ee-ee-ee-ee-ee!
1013
00:54:33,851 --> 00:54:36,619
O.K.! You said loki
was a night God.
1014
00:54:36,687 --> 00:54:38,955
Maybe it only works at night.
1015
00:54:39,023 --> 00:54:41,791
Mr. Ipkiss, I feel
I should warn you
1016
00:54:41,859 --> 00:54:44,794
that I don't work with
really sick people.
1017
00:54:44,862 --> 00:54:47,697
There are private institutions
for things like that.
1018
00:54:47,765 --> 00:54:49,032
However, if you like,
1019
00:54:49,099 --> 00:54:51,768
I can arrange for a
safe environment tonight.
1020
00:54:51,835 --> 00:54:53,469
No.
1021
00:54:55,372 --> 00:54:57,740
I've got to see Tina.
1022
00:54:57,808 --> 00:54:59,742
But what do I do?
1023
00:54:59,810 --> 00:55:00,777
I mean,
1024
00:55:00,844 --> 00:55:02,779
do I go as myself...
1025
00:55:02,846 --> 00:55:05,181
Or the mask?
1026
00:55:05,248 --> 00:55:07,149
If I tell you,
1027
00:55:07,217 --> 00:55:10,820
you promise to leave
my office right now?
1028
00:55:10,888 --> 00:55:12,789
Uh-huh.
1029
00:55:12,856 --> 00:55:14,256
All right.
1030
00:55:14,324 --> 00:55:15,925
Mr. Ipkiss...
1031
00:55:17,327 --> 00:55:21,097
Go as yourself and as the mask...
1032
00:55:21,164 --> 00:55:26,035
Because they are both one
and the same beautiful person.
1033
00:55:26,103 --> 00:55:29,371
[Police radio] Got the cross-check
on the fingerprints for you.
1034
00:55:29,439 --> 00:55:30,773
It's Ipkiss, all right.
1035
00:55:30,841 --> 00:55:32,274
I'm looking at him.
1036
00:55:32,342 --> 00:55:34,777
Just keep the s.W.A.T.
Team standing by.
1037
00:55:34,845 --> 00:55:37,313
If he's half as bad as advertised,
1038
00:55:37,380 --> 00:55:39,315
we'll have a full dance card.
1039
00:55:39,382 --> 00:55:40,817
You have the pickle relish?
1040
00:55:40,884 --> 00:55:41,784
Doyle, get in.
1041
00:55:41,852 --> 00:55:43,252
But I ordered onion rings.
1042
00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:44,386
Doyle!
1043
00:55:55,065 --> 00:55:56,599
[Sigh]
1044
00:56:06,977 --> 00:56:08,244
No.
1045
00:56:08,311 --> 00:56:09,445
No.
1046
00:56:09,513 --> 00:56:10,412
Stanley.
1047
00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:12,749
What are you doing here?
1048
00:56:12,816 --> 00:56:14,250
Tina, hi.
1049
00:56:14,317 --> 00:56:16,753
Uh...I--I just
wanted to come by
1050
00:56:16,820 --> 00:56:20,289
and make sure that you
two got together all right.
1051
00:56:20,357 --> 00:56:21,290
That's nice.
1052
00:56:21,358 --> 00:56:24,293
You know, I hardly
ever stop by here.
1053
00:56:24,361 --> 00:56:26,262
Kind of hard to believe
1054
00:56:26,329 --> 00:56:28,631
it was just a garbage heap.
1055
00:56:28,699 --> 00:56:30,767
Yeah, it's, uh...
1056
00:56:30,834 --> 00:56:32,468
It's, uh, it's...
1057
00:56:32,536 --> 00:56:33,803
Really beautiful
1058
00:56:33,871 --> 00:56:35,772
right around sunset.
1059
00:56:35,839 --> 00:56:37,506
The methane emissions really
1060
00:56:37,574 --> 00:56:39,175
pick up the colors.
1061
00:56:40,110 --> 00:56:41,510
All those...
1062
00:56:41,578 --> 00:56:43,946
Pinks and Greens.
1063
00:56:48,218 --> 00:56:50,119
Uhh...
1064
00:56:50,187 --> 00:56:53,723
My friend'll be along
any minute. I better go.
1065
00:56:55,559 --> 00:56:57,359
Stanley, wait.
1066
00:56:57,427 --> 00:56:58,360
Stanley?
1067
00:56:58,428 --> 00:56:59,762
Stanley!
1068
00:56:59,830 --> 00:57:02,598
[Whoomp sssss]
1069
00:57:02,666 --> 00:57:03,599
[Gasp]
1070
00:57:03,667 --> 00:57:04,767
Hello, chèrie.
1071
00:57:04,835 --> 00:57:06,235
We meet again.
1072
00:57:06,303 --> 00:57:07,770
Is it fate?
1073
00:57:07,838 --> 00:57:09,739
Is it meant to be?
1074
00:57:09,807 --> 00:57:11,874
Is it written in the stars
1075
00:57:11,942 --> 00:57:14,410
that we are destined to fraternize?
1076
00:57:14,477 --> 00:57:16,913
I'd like to think so!
1077
00:57:16,980 --> 00:57:19,082
Ha ha ha!
1078
00:57:20,984 --> 00:57:22,418
Kiss me, my dear,
1079
00:57:22,485 --> 00:57:24,921
and I will reveal my croissant.
1080
00:57:24,988 --> 00:57:26,923
I will spread your paté.
1081
00:57:26,990 --> 00:57:31,794
I will dip my ladle
in your vichyssoise!
1082
00:57:31,862 --> 00:57:33,763
Aw!
1083
00:57:35,498 --> 00:57:37,466
[Very high voice] She is so coy.
1084
00:57:37,534 --> 00:57:39,602
[Deep voice] I love it!
1085
00:57:43,540 --> 00:57:45,307
Eh-eh-eh-eh.
1086
00:57:45,375 --> 00:57:46,642
Our love
1087
00:57:46,710 --> 00:57:49,278
is like a red, red rose,
1088
00:57:49,346 --> 00:57:51,781
and I am a little thorny.
1089
00:57:51,849 --> 00:57:53,082
Je t'adore.
1090
00:57:53,150 --> 00:57:54,383
Je t'adore.
1091
00:57:54,451 --> 00:57:56,552
Shut the window, I don't care!
1092
00:57:56,620 --> 00:57:59,021
Ah ha ha ha ha!
1093
00:57:59,089 --> 00:58:01,357
This is Kellaway.
I need backup. Now.
1094
00:58:02,492 --> 00:58:03,392
Cigarette?
1095
00:58:03,460 --> 00:58:04,560
No?
1096
00:58:15,839 --> 00:58:16,939
Now,
1097
00:58:17,007 --> 00:58:18,574
like Napoleon...
1098
00:58:18,642 --> 00:58:21,577
I will divide and conquer.
1099
00:58:22,545 --> 00:58:23,479
[Guns cock]
1100
00:58:23,546 --> 00:58:25,214
Ipkiss, police!
1101
00:58:26,349 --> 00:58:27,416
Merde!
1102
00:58:27,484 --> 00:58:28,918
Freeze!
1103
00:58:33,257 --> 00:58:34,824
Put your hands up.
1104
00:58:34,892 --> 00:58:36,893
[Muffled] But you
told me to freeze.
1105
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:39,728
All right, all right. Unfreeze.
1106
00:58:40,998 --> 00:58:43,332
You're under arrest.
1107
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:45,768
No! It wasn't me.
1108
00:58:45,836 --> 00:58:48,671
It was the one-armed man.
1109
00:58:48,738 --> 00:58:51,340
All right, I confess.
1110
00:58:51,408 --> 00:58:55,644
I did it, you hear? And
I'm glad, glad, I tell ya!
1111
00:58:55,712 --> 00:58:58,580
What are they gonna
do to me, sarge?
1112
00:58:58,648 --> 00:59:00,549
What are they gonna do?
1113
00:59:00,617 --> 00:59:03,519
Sorry, son. That's
not my department.
1114
00:59:03,586 --> 00:59:04,887
Search him.
1115
00:59:06,656 --> 00:59:07,589
Ow!
1116
00:59:07,657 --> 00:59:10,726
Where's a camcorder
when you need one?
1117
00:59:10,794 --> 00:59:11,894
[Snort snort]
1118
00:59:14,231 --> 00:59:16,765
Looks like it's
gonna be a long night.
1119
00:59:16,834 --> 00:59:18,734
My wife's gonna kill me.
1120
00:59:18,802 --> 00:59:20,236
What is it, Murray?
1121
00:59:20,304 --> 00:59:23,272
Cops got your pal
Ipkiss at landfill park.
1122
00:59:23,340 --> 00:59:25,741
I'll cover it. I need this story.
1123
00:59:25,809 --> 00:59:27,910
You can go home to Claire.
1124
00:59:27,978 --> 00:59:29,778
I don't know,
Peggy. Ramsey said--
1125
00:59:29,847 --> 00:59:31,747
I'll take care of Ramsey.
1126
00:59:31,815 --> 00:59:34,183
Thanks a million. I owe you one.
1127
00:59:34,251 --> 00:59:35,718
Really big sunglasses.
1128
00:59:35,785 --> 00:59:36,752
[A-ooga squeak]
1129
00:59:36,820 --> 00:59:38,420
Bike horn.
1130
00:59:38,488 --> 00:59:40,089
Small-mouth bass.
1131
00:59:40,157 --> 00:59:41,157
Wow! Rolling pin.
1132
00:59:41,225 --> 00:59:42,124
[Snap]
1133
00:59:42,192 --> 00:59:43,259
Ah-ah-ah!
1134
00:59:43,327 --> 00:59:44,793
Gaaa!
1135
00:59:44,862 --> 00:59:45,828
Mousetrap.
1136
00:59:45,896 --> 00:59:47,496
Rubber chicken.
1137
00:59:47,564 --> 00:59:48,998
Little to the left.
1138
00:59:49,066 --> 00:59:50,666
That's it. Ohh.
1139
00:59:50,734 --> 00:59:52,735
Funny eyeball glasses.
1140
00:59:52,802 --> 00:59:55,271
I've never seen those
before in my life.
1141
00:59:55,339 --> 00:59:56,239
Bazooka.
1142
00:59:56,306 --> 00:59:57,439
I have a permit for that.
1143
00:59:57,507 --> 00:59:58,841
Picture of Kellaway's wife.
1144
00:59:58,909 --> 00:59:59,976
What?
1145
01:00:00,043 --> 01:00:01,110
Uh-oh.
1146
01:00:02,679 --> 01:00:03,612
Margaret!
1147
01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:04,747
You son of a bitch!
1148
01:00:04,814 --> 01:00:07,783
Jeez, I figured you
had a sense of humor.
1149
01:00:07,851 --> 01:00:08,851
After all...
1150
01:00:08,919 --> 01:00:10,353
You married her!
1151
01:00:10,420 --> 01:00:12,321
Aah!
1152
01:00:12,389 --> 01:00:15,258
That's got to
hurt. Eh-eh-eh.
1153
01:00:15,325 --> 01:00:16,592
Get him!
1154
01:00:16,659 --> 01:00:18,227
Doyle!
1155
01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:39,415
Aah!
1156
01:00:39,482 --> 01:00:40,917
It's all over, Ipkiss!
1157
01:00:40,984 --> 01:00:43,019
Put your hands over your head,
1158
01:00:43,086 --> 01:00:44,653
or we'll open fire.
1159
01:00:45,855 --> 01:00:47,556
Ehhhh.
1160
01:00:48,558 --> 01:00:49,792
Hit it.
1161
01:00:54,348 --> 01:00:56,949
[Rumba plays]
1162
01:01:10,664 --> 01:01:12,598
♪ They call me Cuba Pete ♪
1163
01:01:12,666 --> 01:01:14,433
♪ I'm the king
of a rumba beat ♪
1164
01:01:14,501 --> 01:01:16,201
♪ when I play the maracas ♪
1165
01:01:16,269 --> 01:01:18,203
♪ I go chic-chicky-boom,
chic-chicky-boom ♪
1166
01:01:19,339 --> 01:01:20,873
♪ yes, sir, I'm Cuban Pete ♪
1167
01:01:20,940 --> 01:01:23,041
♪ I'm the crazy
man in the street ♪
1168
01:01:23,109 --> 01:01:24,910
♪ when I start to
dance, everything goes ♪
1169
01:01:24,978 --> 01:01:27,413
♪ chic-chicky-boom,
chic-chicky-boom ♪
1170
01:01:27,481 --> 01:01:30,416
♪ the señoritas, they
singin' and they swing ♪
1171
01:01:30,484 --> 01:01:31,784
♪ with their rumberos ♪
1172
01:01:31,852 --> 01:01:33,919
♪ it's very nice
1173
01:01:33,987 --> 01:01:36,021
♪ so full of spice
1174
01:01:36,089 --> 01:01:38,891
♪ and when they dancin'
they bring a happy ring ♪
1175
01:01:38,958 --> 01:01:40,325
♪ to their vaqueros ♪
1176
01:01:40,394 --> 01:01:42,461
♪ singin' that song
1177
01:01:42,529 --> 01:01:44,963
♪ all the day long
1178
01:01:45,031 --> 01:01:46,932
hoo!
1179
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:48,634
♪ Ooh, if you like the beat ♪
1180
01:01:48,702 --> 01:01:50,536
♪ take a lesson
from Cuban Pete ♪
1181
01:01:50,604 --> 01:01:51,704
♪ and dance to
1182
01:01:51,772 --> 01:01:53,105
♪ chic-chicky-boom,
chic-chicky-boom ♪
1183
01:01:53,172 --> 01:01:54,573
♪ chic-chicky-boom
1184
01:01:54,641 --> 01:01:57,476
♪ he's a really modest guy ♪
1185
01:01:57,544 --> 01:01:59,578
♪ although he's
the hottest guy ♪
1186
01:01:59,646 --> 01:02:01,514
♪ in Havana
1187
01:02:01,581 --> 01:02:03,582
♪ in Havana
1188
01:02:03,650 --> 01:02:05,718
♪ sí, señorita, I know ♪
1189
01:02:05,786 --> 01:02:08,353
♪ that you will like
a chicky-boom-chic ♪
1190
01:02:08,422 --> 01:02:09,855
♪ it's very nice
1191
01:02:09,923 --> 01:02:11,657
♪ so full of spice
1192
01:02:11,725 --> 01:02:13,893
♪ when I place my
hand on your hip ♪
1193
01:02:13,960 --> 01:02:16,562
♪ and if you will just
give me your hand ♪
1194
01:02:16,630 --> 01:02:18,764
♪ then we shall try
1195
01:02:18,832 --> 01:02:20,065
♪ just you and I
1196
01:02:20,133 --> 01:02:21,366
ai-yi-yi-yi!
Olé!
1197
01:02:21,435 --> 01:02:22,735
He's not bad.
1198
01:02:22,803 --> 01:02:24,637
Shut up and help me down.
1199
01:02:24,704 --> 01:02:25,871
♪ And I'll teach you to
1200
01:02:25,939 --> 01:02:27,440
♪ chic-chicky-boom,
chic-chicky-boom ♪
1201
01:02:27,507 --> 01:02:29,642
♪ chic-chicky-boom
brrrr!
1202
01:02:29,709 --> 01:02:31,376
[Rhythm changes to conga]
1203
01:02:34,681 --> 01:02:36,749
Hey! Brrrr! Aha!
1204
01:02:37,751 --> 01:02:39,284
Ai-yi-yi!
1205
01:02:39,352 --> 01:02:40,419
Hey!
1206
01:02:43,222 --> 01:02:44,156
Hey!
1207
01:02:44,223 --> 01:02:47,526
[Scatting]
1208
01:02:48,862 --> 01:02:50,262
You start dancing,
1209
01:02:50,330 --> 01:02:52,397
I'll blow your brains out.
1210
01:02:56,803 --> 01:02:58,604
Give me that thing.
1211
01:02:58,672 --> 01:03:00,873
Diddy-daddy-wow!
See ya.
1212
01:03:00,941 --> 01:03:02,842
There he is! Let's get him!
1213
01:03:02,909 --> 01:03:03,943
Snap out of it!
1214
01:03:04,010 --> 01:03:05,110
This dance is over!
1215
01:03:05,178 --> 01:03:07,346
Eh-eh-eh.
1216
01:03:09,048 --> 01:03:10,148
Aah!
1217
01:03:10,216 --> 01:03:11,650
[Kiss]
1218
01:03:11,718 --> 01:03:13,352
Ahh!
1219
01:03:13,419 --> 01:03:15,821
He's down the alley! Follow me!
1220
01:03:15,889 --> 01:03:17,623
Come on! Grab your gun!
1221
01:03:26,533 --> 01:03:33,138
Aaaaahhh!
1222
01:03:33,206 --> 01:03:35,941
[Panting]
1223
01:03:36,009 --> 01:03:37,309
Stanley!
1224
01:03:37,377 --> 01:03:38,577
[Honk honk]
1225
01:03:38,645 --> 01:03:40,278
Stanley, get in!
1226
01:03:40,346 --> 01:03:41,279
[Gasp]
1227
01:03:41,347 --> 01:03:42,748
There he is!
1228
01:03:44,718 --> 01:03:45,684
Halt!
1229
01:03:45,752 --> 01:03:46,886
Or I'll shoot!
1230
01:03:46,953 --> 01:03:48,787
[Gunfire]
1231
01:03:48,855 --> 01:03:50,155
Shoot! Shoot!
1232
01:03:51,424 --> 01:03:52,992
Seat belts.
1233
01:03:57,497 --> 01:03:59,097
I missed him.
1234
01:04:00,199 --> 01:04:01,299
Come on!
1235
01:04:01,367 --> 01:04:02,935
We all missed him.
1236
01:04:08,825 --> 01:04:09,925
I saw it.
1237
01:04:11,328 --> 01:04:13,295
I saw everything.
1238
01:04:13,363 --> 01:04:15,931
What's happening to you, Stanley?
1239
01:04:18,835 --> 01:04:20,269
It's crazy.
1240
01:04:22,038 --> 01:04:24,273
[Sigh]
1241
01:04:25,342 --> 01:04:27,276
I'm losing control.
1242
01:04:27,344 --> 01:04:30,312
When I put that mask on,
1243
01:04:30,380 --> 01:04:32,314
I can do anything,
1244
01:04:32,382 --> 01:04:35,618
be anything.
1245
01:04:38,355 --> 01:04:40,289
That's wrecking my mind.
1246
01:04:40,357 --> 01:04:41,823
My life is wrecked.
1247
01:04:41,891 --> 01:04:43,292
Wrecked.
1248
01:04:44,227 --> 01:04:45,294
Wrecked!
1249
01:04:46,530 --> 01:04:49,798
Look, I don't know what's
happening to you, Stanley,
1250
01:04:49,866 --> 01:04:52,468
but I do know this.
1251
01:04:54,371 --> 01:04:57,806
That letter that
you sent my column?
1252
01:04:57,874 --> 01:05:00,742
That was from a guy
with more guts...
1253
01:05:00,810 --> 01:05:02,744
And more heart...
1254
01:05:02,812 --> 01:05:07,283
Than any of the creeps
that I've met in this city.
1255
01:05:07,350 --> 01:05:09,285
Whatever that mask is,
1256
01:05:09,352 --> 01:05:11,787
you don't need it.
1257
01:05:11,854 --> 01:05:13,589
You...
1258
01:05:14,824 --> 01:05:16,258
Stanley Ipkiss...
1259
01:05:17,327 --> 01:05:20,429
Are already all
you'll ever need to be.
1260
01:05:24,367 --> 01:05:26,268
Gosh, peg.
1261
01:05:28,338 --> 01:05:30,573
Do you really mean that?
1262
01:05:31,841 --> 01:05:33,775
Actually...
1263
01:05:33,843 --> 01:05:35,411
No.
1264
01:05:35,478 --> 01:05:37,079
What?
1265
01:05:38,181 --> 01:05:39,781
What took you so long?
1266
01:05:39,849 --> 01:05:42,017
I've been vamping
for 20 minutes.
1267
01:05:42,085 --> 01:05:44,019
Is this him?
1268
01:05:44,087 --> 01:05:46,054
You got the 50 thou?
1269
01:05:46,122 --> 01:05:48,224
Give her the money.
1270
01:05:52,395 --> 01:05:53,696
Right.
1271
01:05:53,763 --> 01:05:55,698
When he puts on the mask,
1272
01:05:55,765 --> 01:05:57,899
he turns into that
green thingamajig.
1273
01:05:57,967 --> 01:05:59,235
Peggy.
1274
01:05:59,302 --> 01:06:01,303
What are you doing?
1275
01:06:01,371 --> 01:06:03,805
Sorry, Stanley. You
really are a great guy.
1276
01:06:03,873 --> 01:06:06,308
I just can't lose my condo.
1277
01:06:06,376 --> 01:06:09,811
You know how hard it
is to find an apartment.
1278
01:06:13,850 --> 01:06:16,352
You said you wouldn't
hurt him.
1279
01:06:19,322 --> 01:06:20,822
I lied.
1280
01:06:28,465 --> 01:06:30,165
Stanley!
1281
01:06:31,834 --> 01:06:33,469
Hey. Hey!
1282
01:06:33,536 --> 01:06:34,470
Hey!
1283
01:06:34,537 --> 01:06:37,839
Ohh! Uhh! Uhh!
1284
01:06:37,907 --> 01:06:39,908
Uhh! Whaa!
1285
01:06:39,976 --> 01:06:41,109
Tell me,
1286
01:06:41,177 --> 01:06:43,044
how does this mask work?
1287
01:06:43,112 --> 01:06:44,780
I don't know.
1288
01:06:44,847 --> 01:06:46,315
You just...
1289
01:06:46,383 --> 01:06:48,317
Put it on.
1290
01:07:00,297 --> 01:07:02,230
Boss...
1291
01:07:02,299 --> 01:07:04,800
You better be careful, huh?
1292
01:07:08,672 --> 01:07:10,238
Aah!
1293
01:07:22,819 --> 01:07:23,985
[Shuddering sigh]
1294
01:07:24,053 --> 01:07:26,922
[Deep bass voice] What a rush!
1295
01:07:28,157 --> 01:07:29,425
Whoa, boss.
1296
01:07:30,827 --> 01:07:32,060
You o.K.?
1297
01:07:32,128 --> 01:07:35,163
Better than ever, you idiots.
1298
01:07:36,633 --> 01:07:39,234
What do we do with Ipkiss?
1299
01:07:40,837 --> 01:07:43,605
The police are
looking for the mask.
1300
01:07:43,673 --> 01:07:46,709
So we'll give them the mask.
1301
01:07:46,776 --> 01:07:49,945
Ha ha ha ha ha!
1302
01:07:54,917 --> 01:07:56,184
Aah! Uh!
1303
01:07:56,252 --> 01:07:59,221
The money better be here, Ipkiss,
1304
01:07:59,288 --> 01:08:01,990
or you can Ipkiss your ass goodbye.
1305
01:08:03,426 --> 01:08:05,327
[Arf]
1306
01:08:07,797 --> 01:08:09,898
Hey, Orlando.
1307
01:08:13,903 --> 01:08:15,804
[Grrrr]
1308
01:08:17,874 --> 01:08:19,140
[Whimpering]
1309
01:08:22,545 --> 01:08:25,213
[Whimpering]
1310
01:08:27,817 --> 01:08:29,752
[Whimpering]
1311
01:08:29,819 --> 01:08:31,086
[Grrr]
1312
01:08:33,189 --> 01:08:34,423
[Grrr]
1313
01:08:45,668 --> 01:08:47,269
[Muffled cry]
1314
01:08:47,336 --> 01:08:48,270
[Engine starts]
1315
01:08:48,337 --> 01:08:49,271
[Muffled cry]
1316
01:08:49,338 --> 01:08:50,439
Go!
1317
01:08:53,175 --> 01:08:55,110
[Tires screech]
1318
01:09:01,117 --> 01:09:03,018
I still can't believe it.
1319
01:09:03,086 --> 01:09:05,221
Hardened cops dancing in the street
1320
01:09:05,288 --> 01:09:08,056
and broadcast all
over the 11:00 news.
1321
01:09:08,125 --> 01:09:10,058
S.W.A.T. Team got
an offer for Vegas.
1322
01:09:10,127 --> 01:09:13,729
I'm history. The captain will
have my badge for breakfast,
1323
01:09:13,796 --> 01:09:15,598
with a little pension on top.
1324
01:09:15,665 --> 01:09:18,567
Come on, lieutenant.
It's not all your fault.
1325
01:09:18,635 --> 01:09:20,102
Something will turn up.
1326
01:09:20,170 --> 01:09:22,338
Sure. Stanley Ipkiss will
fall right into my lap.
1327
01:09:22,405 --> 01:09:24,039
[Brakes squeal]
1328
01:09:24,107 --> 01:09:25,841
Hey!
1329
01:09:27,076 --> 01:09:27,976
Uhh!
1330
01:09:28,044 --> 01:09:29,011
[Grunting and groaning]
1331
01:09:29,078 --> 01:09:31,413
Get him off of me!
1332
01:09:33,350 --> 01:09:34,250
Aah!
1333
01:09:34,317 --> 01:09:35,751
Ipkiss!
1334
01:09:35,818 --> 01:09:36,752
Wait!
1335
01:09:36,819 --> 01:09:38,720
I can explain everything.
1336
01:09:38,788 --> 01:09:41,257
Oh, yeah. You can
explain everything?
1337
01:09:41,324 --> 01:09:42,791
Explain this.
1338
01:09:42,859 --> 01:09:43,759
Umm...
1339
01:09:43,826 --> 01:09:45,261
Get him up. Let's go.
1340
01:09:45,328 --> 01:09:47,696
We got a cell for you, pal.
1341
01:09:54,704 --> 01:09:56,438
[Cellblock door slams]
1342
01:09:58,275 --> 01:09:59,375
[Arf]
1343
01:10:01,778 --> 01:10:03,212
[Arf arf]
1344
01:10:04,614 --> 01:10:05,714
[Arf]
1345
01:10:05,782 --> 01:10:07,416
Milo.
1346
01:10:07,484 --> 01:10:08,450
[Arf]
1347
01:10:08,518 --> 01:10:10,118
[Whimpering]
1348
01:10:10,187 --> 01:10:12,688
You better forget about me, buddy.
1349
01:10:12,755 --> 01:10:15,090
Find yourself a new place to live.
1350
01:10:15,158 --> 01:10:19,995
Looks like I'm going to be
in here for a long, long time.
1351
01:10:21,331 --> 01:10:22,565
[Whimpering]
1352
01:10:23,833 --> 01:10:25,901
[Whimpering]
1353
01:10:33,076 --> 01:10:35,961
Hey, you with the face.
1354
01:10:36,029 --> 01:10:37,595
You got a visitor.
1355
01:10:40,499 --> 01:10:41,900
Tina.
1356
01:10:43,202 --> 01:10:45,304
Hello, Stanley.
1357
01:10:45,371 --> 01:10:47,739
What are you doing here?
1358
01:10:47,807 --> 01:10:49,441
Is it true?
1359
01:10:50,843 --> 01:10:52,744
You're the mask.
1360
01:10:52,812 --> 01:10:54,246
Yeah, but don't tell anybody.
1361
01:10:54,314 --> 01:10:58,216
If I get a good lawyer
and strike up a deal,
1362
01:10:58,284 --> 01:11:01,386
I can be out of here
in about 10,000 years.
1363
01:11:01,454 --> 01:11:03,688
You're taking a chance
coming here.
1364
01:11:03,756 --> 01:11:06,291
Your boyfriend might
be a little upset.
1365
01:11:06,359 --> 01:11:09,294
He's going to the
charity ball tonight.
1366
01:11:09,362 --> 01:11:11,997
He's going to do
something terrible.
1367
01:11:12,065 --> 01:11:13,031
Like
what--
1368
01:11:13,099 --> 01:11:14,399
the lambada?
1369
01:11:14,467 --> 01:11:15,867
Stanley, this is serious.
1370
01:11:15,935 --> 01:11:18,636
There's got to be
a way to stop him.
1371
01:11:18,704 --> 01:11:21,539
How does it work?
1372
01:11:21,607 --> 01:11:23,741
I don't know.
1373
01:11:23,809 --> 01:11:26,378
It-it's like, uh...
1374
01:11:26,446 --> 01:11:29,848
It's like it brings your
innermost desires to life.
1375
01:11:29,915 --> 01:11:33,551
If deep down inside, you're...
1376
01:11:33,619 --> 01:11:36,688
A little repressed and
a hopeless romantic,
1377
01:11:36,755 --> 01:11:41,659
you become some sort of
a love-crazy wild man.
1378
01:11:41,727 --> 01:11:43,728
And if you're somebody
like Dorian?
1379
01:11:43,796 --> 01:11:46,131
Then we're all in big trouble.
1380
01:11:46,199 --> 01:11:49,767
And if I were you, I'd
get out of town fast.
1381
01:11:52,472 --> 01:11:53,838
Thanks.
1382
01:11:53,906 --> 01:11:55,874
For what?
1383
01:11:55,941 --> 01:11:57,609
Lots of things.
1384
01:12:01,847 --> 01:12:04,483
For sharing a sunset with me,
1385
01:12:04,550 --> 01:12:06,485
for being the only guy
1386
01:12:06,552 --> 01:12:08,453
who treated me like a person
1387
01:12:08,521 --> 01:12:11,089
and not some sort of party favor.
1388
01:12:14,293 --> 01:12:17,062
For being any kind of romantic,
1389
01:12:17,130 --> 01:12:19,131
even a hopeless one.
1390
01:12:24,537 --> 01:12:26,471
You're welcome.
1391
01:12:26,539 --> 01:12:29,508
You know that night at the club?
1392
01:12:29,575 --> 01:12:32,144
I knew I'd found someone special.
1393
01:12:34,647 --> 01:12:35,580
The mask.
1394
01:12:35,648 --> 01:12:37,782
No.
1395
01:12:37,850 --> 01:12:40,752
It was the guy inside the mask,
1396
01:12:40,819 --> 01:12:43,455
who was you all along.
1397
01:12:43,523 --> 01:12:45,157
You...
1398
01:12:45,224 --> 01:12:46,624
Stanley...
1399
01:12:46,692 --> 01:12:48,326
Ip...
1400
01:12:48,394 --> 01:12:49,661
Kiss.
1401
01:12:49,728 --> 01:12:52,297
O.K., lady, time's up!
1402
01:12:52,365 --> 01:12:55,800
Could I have just one more minute?
1403
01:12:57,736 --> 01:12:59,171
I've got to disappear
1404
01:12:59,238 --> 01:13:00,672
for a while now, Stanley.
1405
01:13:00,739 --> 01:13:02,640
I don't know where I'm going,
1406
01:13:02,708 --> 01:13:05,777
but I'll let you
know as soon as I can.
1407
01:13:39,878 --> 01:13:41,379
Aah!
1408
01:13:47,153 --> 01:13:48,753
Aah!
1409
01:13:48,821 --> 01:13:51,189
Somebody help me!
1410
01:13:52,158 --> 01:13:53,592
Oh. Oh, no.
1411
01:13:53,659 --> 01:13:54,859
No.
1412
01:13:54,927 --> 01:13:56,528
Guard!
1413
01:13:56,596 --> 01:13:57,695
Guard!
1414
01:13:57,763 --> 01:14:00,965
There's a woman being
chased through the alleyway!
1415
01:14:01,033 --> 01:14:03,034
Come on! She needs help.
1416
01:14:03,102 --> 01:14:05,703
Yeah, yeah, sure. Keep it down.
1417
01:14:05,771 --> 01:14:06,704
Come on!
1418
01:14:06,772 --> 01:14:08,607
Serve and protect, man!
1419
01:14:20,019 --> 01:14:21,119
Milo.
1420
01:14:24,190 --> 01:14:25,290
Milo.
1421
01:14:28,961 --> 01:14:31,496
Milo, good boy. Come on.
1422
01:14:33,566 --> 01:14:35,733
Jump up. Can you jump up?
1423
01:14:35,801 --> 01:14:37,335
[Whimpering]
1424
01:14:37,403 --> 01:14:40,905
Remember how I taught you
not to jump up on people?
1425
01:14:40,973 --> 01:14:42,574
Forget that. Come on.
1426
01:14:44,743 --> 01:14:46,545
Get up here.
1427
01:14:47,480 --> 01:14:48,913
Get up here.
1428
01:14:48,981 --> 01:14:49,914
That's it.
1429
01:14:49,982 --> 01:14:51,416
You can do it.
1430
01:14:51,484 --> 01:14:52,417
Come on!
1431
01:14:52,485 --> 01:14:54,018
Come on.
1432
01:14:54,086 --> 01:14:54,986
Come on.
1433
01:14:55,054 --> 01:14:56,087
Milo.
1434
01:14:56,155 --> 01:14:57,855
Put some effort into it!
1435
01:15:14,707 --> 01:15:16,208
Baby, there you are.
1436
01:15:16,275 --> 01:15:19,211
I was beginning to
get worried about you.
1437
01:15:19,278 --> 01:15:20,745
Nice talk with the cops?
1438
01:15:20,813 --> 01:15:23,348
I just went to see
what Ipkiss told them.
1439
01:15:23,416 --> 01:15:25,350
That's right, you and Stanley.
1440
01:15:25,418 --> 01:15:27,586
You two are getting awfully close.
1441
01:15:27,653 --> 01:15:30,589
Maybe you helped him
out with the bank job.
1442
01:15:30,656 --> 01:15:31,789
That's ridiculous.
1443
01:15:31,857 --> 01:15:33,525
Oh, is it?
1444
01:15:33,593 --> 01:15:37,362
Look what I found in her car.
1445
01:15:37,430 --> 01:15:40,432
You planning a little
trip without me, baby?
1446
01:15:40,499 --> 01:15:41,533
No.
1447
01:15:41,601 --> 01:15:43,134
No?
1448
01:15:43,202 --> 01:15:45,637
Boys, I want you...
1449
01:15:47,106 --> 01:15:50,875
To pick her out
something pretty to wear.
1450
01:15:50,943 --> 01:15:52,877
We're going to a party tonight,
1451
01:15:52,945 --> 01:15:56,414
and we're going to have one
hell of a time, aren't we?
1452
01:15:56,482 --> 01:15:57,382
Yeah.
1453
01:15:57,450 --> 01:15:58,383
Yes.
1454
01:15:58,451 --> 01:16:01,486
Get out of my sight.
1455
01:16:01,554 --> 01:16:02,487
Jump up.
1456
01:16:02,555 --> 01:16:04,256
Get up. Come on.
1457
01:16:04,323 --> 01:16:06,124
[Arr]
1458
01:16:06,191 --> 01:16:07,592
Come on, Milo.
1459
01:16:07,660 --> 01:16:08,993
Jump, please.
1460
01:16:09,061 --> 01:16:11,429
Do it for daddy.
1461
01:16:11,497 --> 01:16:12,597
[Arf]
1462
01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:16,268
That's it.
1463
01:16:16,335 --> 01:16:18,102
Oh!
1464
01:16:18,170 --> 01:16:21,105
I can't believe you did that.
1465
01:16:21,173 --> 01:16:22,607
Oh, good boy.
1466
01:16:22,675 --> 01:16:24,442
Good boy.
1467
01:16:26,245 --> 01:16:28,146
Good boy. O.K...
1468
01:16:28,213 --> 01:16:30,014
See that man over there?
1469
01:16:30,082 --> 01:16:31,683
He's got keys.
1470
01:16:31,751 --> 01:16:32,717
Yeah.
1471
01:16:32,785 --> 01:16:35,219
Go get those keys.
1472
01:16:35,288 --> 01:16:36,655
Go get 'em.
1473
01:16:36,722 --> 01:16:39,357
Get the keys. Go get 'em.
1474
01:16:40,426 --> 01:16:41,326
That's it.
1475
01:16:41,394 --> 01:16:42,327
Yeah.
1476
01:16:42,395 --> 01:16:43,895
O.K., get the keys.
1477
01:16:46,832 --> 01:16:48,032
Oh!
1478
01:16:48,100 --> 01:16:49,601
No, not...
1479
01:16:49,669 --> 01:16:52,036
Not the cheese, the keys.
1480
01:16:53,739 --> 01:16:55,440
Put the cheese down.
1481
01:16:57,543 --> 01:16:59,043
And get the keys.
1482
01:16:59,111 --> 01:17:00,011
Go on.
1483
01:17:00,078 --> 01:17:01,680
Over there. Over there.
1484
01:17:05,384 --> 01:17:07,652
[Snoring]
1485
01:17:08,587 --> 01:17:10,488
Shh.
1486
01:17:15,728 --> 01:17:16,795
Yeah!
1487
01:17:16,862 --> 01:17:18,330
Oh.
1488
01:17:18,397 --> 01:17:19,597
Come on.
1489
01:17:19,665 --> 01:17:20,565
Come here.
1490
01:17:20,633 --> 01:17:21,599
Good boy.
1491
01:17:21,667 --> 01:17:23,067
That's a good boy.
1492
01:17:23,135 --> 01:17:24,068
Good boy.
1493
01:17:24,136 --> 01:17:26,070
No. Give it. Give it.
1494
01:17:26,138 --> 01:17:27,572
Give me the keys.
1495
01:17:27,640 --> 01:17:28,573
[Grr]
1496
01:17:28,641 --> 01:17:30,107
Come on. Come on.
1497
01:17:30,175 --> 01:17:31,309
Drop it.
1498
01:17:31,377 --> 01:17:33,478
It's sundown.
1499
01:17:33,546 --> 01:17:35,213
It's almost time.
1500
01:17:35,280 --> 01:17:36,214
Oh...
1501
01:17:36,281 --> 01:17:40,117
I wouldn't do that, darling.
1502
01:17:42,154 --> 01:17:45,156
Wouldn't want to start the
celebration early, would you?
1503
01:17:55,568 --> 01:17:57,001
[Snoring]
1504
01:18:16,489 --> 01:18:17,589
Oh!
1505
01:18:19,024 --> 01:18:20,224
[Arf]
1506
01:18:26,899 --> 01:18:28,767
Milo.
1507
01:18:28,834 --> 01:18:29,834
Aah! Aah!
1508
01:18:29,902 --> 01:18:30,802
Hold it!
1509
01:18:30,870 --> 01:18:32,804
I'm warning you, I'm...
1510
01:18:32,872 --> 01:18:35,106
Seriously stressed out here.
1511
01:18:35,173 --> 01:18:36,374
Easy, Ipkiss.
1512
01:18:36,442 --> 01:18:38,309
Come on.
1513
01:18:38,377 --> 01:18:39,811
Don't be an idiot.
1514
01:18:39,879 --> 01:18:42,313
You're in the middle
of a police station.
1515
01:18:42,381 --> 01:18:45,717
There's no way you're
walking out of here like this.
1516
01:18:45,785 --> 01:18:47,385
You know, you're right.
1517
01:18:50,055 --> 01:18:51,489
You're absolutely right.
1518
01:18:51,557 --> 01:18:54,225
What the hell are you doing?
1519
01:18:54,293 --> 01:18:57,695
You're going to take
me out as your prisoner.
1520
01:18:57,763 --> 01:18:59,196
Put it on.
1521
01:18:59,264 --> 01:19:00,732
Put it on!
1522
01:19:00,800 --> 01:19:01,766
Ow.
1523
01:19:01,834 --> 01:19:02,734
Come on.
1524
01:19:02,802 --> 01:19:05,637
I'm really very sorry about this.
1525
01:19:05,704 --> 01:19:07,171
Milo.
1526
01:19:09,207 --> 01:19:11,643
Got the wrong guy, I tell you.
1527
01:19:11,710 --> 01:19:14,278
It's a bum rap. I got my rights.
1528
01:19:14,346 --> 01:19:16,380
Hey, lieutenant. Where
you taking Ipkiss?
1529
01:19:16,449 --> 01:19:19,617
Ixnay. He's otgay an ungay. Ow!
1530
01:19:19,685 --> 01:19:22,620
Oh, I get it. Pig Latin, right?
1531
01:19:22,688 --> 01:19:26,023
Eesay ouyay aterlay.
1532
01:19:26,091 --> 01:19:28,025
Come on!
1533
01:19:34,683 --> 01:19:38,586
Why don't you just sit
back and relax, o.K.?
1534
01:19:40,255 --> 01:19:43,324
I've got to change for the party.
1535
01:19:52,935 --> 01:19:55,637
[Music plays]
1536
01:20:14,289 --> 01:20:15,790
Need a pack of cigarettes.
1537
01:20:15,858 --> 01:20:16,758
Which brand?
1538
01:20:16,826 --> 01:20:18,526
Doesn't matter. I don't smoke,
1539
01:20:18,594 --> 01:20:21,496
but for you, I would
shoot the surgeon general.
1540
01:20:21,564 --> 01:20:24,432
May we have a word with you?
1541
01:20:24,500 --> 01:20:25,900
I always have time
1542
01:20:25,968 --> 01:20:29,103
for the press and my
loyal constituents.
1543
01:20:49,792 --> 01:20:51,860
Aah! Aah!
1544
01:21:03,038 --> 01:21:04,639
[Horn honks]
1545
01:21:04,707 --> 01:21:06,608
Let me out of these cuffs.
1546
01:21:06,675 --> 01:21:08,109
You're driving like a maniac.
1547
01:21:08,176 --> 01:21:10,244
We're already late for the ball.
1548
01:21:10,312 --> 01:21:12,947
Alice and the white rabbit
will be really disappointed.
1549
01:21:13,015 --> 01:21:14,716
Now you're being cynical.
1550
01:21:16,919 --> 01:21:18,686
Who the hell are you?
1551
01:21:18,754 --> 01:21:21,689
I'm just an ex-employee
1552
01:21:21,757 --> 01:21:24,358
who's come for his back pay...
1553
01:21:24,426 --> 01:21:26,895
Or should I say payback?
1554
01:21:26,962 --> 01:21:29,063
Dorian?
1555
01:21:29,131 --> 01:21:30,398
Uhh!
1556
01:21:30,465 --> 01:21:32,366
Kill him.
1557
01:21:51,219 --> 01:21:52,654
Come on.
1558
01:22:07,236 --> 01:22:08,937
Aah!
1559
01:22:09,005 --> 01:22:11,072
Ha ha ha.
1560
01:22:14,410 --> 01:22:15,977
Ladies and gentlemen,
1561
01:22:16,045 --> 01:22:18,212
I will be your host
1562
01:22:18,280 --> 01:22:20,381
for the remainder of
the evening.
1563
01:22:29,191 --> 01:22:30,858
[Whimpers]
1564
01:22:30,927 --> 01:22:32,860
Get your dog away from me.
1565
01:22:32,929 --> 01:22:33,929
[Spits]
1566
01:22:33,996 --> 01:22:37,299
I'm sorry. He seems
to be attracted to you.
1567
01:22:37,366 --> 01:22:40,035
Where is everybody?
Something's not kosher here.
1568
01:22:40,102 --> 01:22:41,002
Exactly!
1569
01:22:41,070 --> 01:22:42,003
Watch it!
1570
01:22:42,071 --> 01:22:45,340
Sorry. I'm going to
have to lock you in.
1571
01:22:45,408 --> 01:22:46,808
Use the radio.
1572
01:22:46,875 --> 01:22:47,809
What?
1573
01:22:47,876 --> 01:22:51,579
You know, call for
backup or something.
1574
01:22:51,647 --> 01:22:53,315
Milo...
1575
01:22:53,382 --> 01:22:54,782
This could be dangerous.
1576
01:22:54,850 --> 01:22:57,986
You stay here and be
a good boy.
1577
01:22:58,054 --> 01:23:00,989
Daddy's going to have
to go kick some ass.
1578
01:23:01,057 --> 01:23:02,157
[Grr]
1579
01:23:03,459 --> 01:23:04,525
[Whimpers]
1580
01:23:04,593 --> 01:23:07,162
He's a dead man.
1581
01:23:07,229 --> 01:23:08,696
Down! Get down!
1582
01:23:08,764 --> 01:23:10,065
Move it!
1583
01:23:10,132 --> 01:23:11,566
Line them over here!
1584
01:23:11,633 --> 01:23:13,935
Easy. I got the point.
1585
01:23:14,003 --> 01:23:15,736
[Whistles]
1586
01:23:19,175 --> 01:23:20,241
[Whap]
1587
01:23:22,111 --> 01:23:23,811
Aah! Aah!
1588
01:23:25,147 --> 01:23:26,581
Blow it.
1589
01:23:34,590 --> 01:23:35,523
Bastard!
1590
01:23:35,591 --> 01:23:36,524
Aah!
1591
01:23:36,592 --> 01:23:38,026
What's the matter,
darling?
1592
01:23:38,094 --> 01:23:40,495
This is your big
production number,
1593
01:23:40,562 --> 01:23:45,666
and you know it's important
to go out with a big bang.
1594
01:23:51,407 --> 01:23:52,474
Charlie.
1595
01:23:54,576 --> 01:23:56,144
What are you doing here?
1596
01:23:56,212 --> 01:23:57,578
Look, take this gun.
1597
01:23:57,646 --> 01:24:00,382
Start sneaking people
out the back.
1598
01:24:03,819 --> 01:24:04,752
Step back.
1599
01:24:04,820 --> 01:24:07,088
Don't you know who
you're talking to?
1600
01:24:07,156 --> 01:24:09,624
A dead man if you
don't step back.
1601
01:24:09,691 --> 01:24:12,627
[Woman] Don't you have
respect for law and order?
1602
01:24:12,694 --> 01:24:15,263
It's all set, Dorian.
1603
01:24:15,331 --> 01:24:16,731
Excellent.
1604
01:24:18,367 --> 01:24:20,402
This party's over...
1605
01:24:20,469 --> 01:24:22,537
In 10 minutes.
1606
01:24:24,340 --> 01:24:26,274
This is the moment of truth,
1607
01:24:26,342 --> 01:24:28,910
when a man shows what
he's really made of.
1608
01:24:30,212 --> 01:24:31,179
Crap.
1609
01:24:31,247 --> 01:24:32,813
Drop it, Ipkiss.
1610
01:24:34,716 --> 01:24:35,917
Uhh.
1611
01:24:45,561 --> 01:24:47,228
Smart dog.
1612
01:24:53,335 --> 01:24:57,004
Hey, boss, look who
decided to crash the party.
1613
01:24:57,072 --> 01:24:57,939
Hi, Dorian.
1614
01:24:58,006 --> 01:24:59,473
How's it going?
1615
01:24:59,541 --> 01:25:01,308
Bring him up here!
1616
01:25:01,376 --> 01:25:02,409
Dorian! Dorian,
1617
01:25:02,477 --> 01:25:04,712
wait! No!
1618
01:25:04,780 --> 01:25:08,116
There's no time for last requests.
1619
01:25:08,183 --> 01:25:11,119
But all I wanted was a kiss.
1620
01:25:11,186 --> 01:25:13,454
A kiss?
1621
01:25:13,521 --> 01:25:17,591
Just one last kiss.
1622
01:25:17,659 --> 01:25:19,560
I can't shut this off.
1623
01:25:19,628 --> 01:25:23,064
There's always time...
1624
01:25:24,800 --> 01:25:27,401
For one last kiss.
1625
01:25:29,772 --> 01:25:30,872
Oh!
1626
01:25:32,207 --> 01:25:34,842
From the real Dorian,
1627
01:25:34,910 --> 01:25:37,245
the one I used to love.
1628
01:25:38,613 --> 01:25:41,548
Nobody ever kissed me
like Dorian tyrrell.
1629
01:25:41,616 --> 01:25:45,820
This place is going to
blow in a couple of minutes!
1630
01:25:45,888 --> 01:25:48,489
Just wait!
1631
01:25:52,427 --> 01:25:54,195
I have decided...
1632
01:26:02,737 --> 01:26:05,339
To give her one last thrill.
1633
01:26:07,409 --> 01:26:08,642
[Ticking]
1634
01:26:15,918 --> 01:26:17,685
Get it!
1635
01:26:17,752 --> 01:26:21,189
Aah!
1636
01:26:21,256 --> 01:26:22,924
[Crash]
1637
01:26:34,703 --> 01:26:36,271
Run, Milo!
1638
01:26:36,338 --> 01:26:38,306
I got
him--oh!
1639
01:26:39,708 --> 01:26:42,076
Stanley, hurry!
1640
01:26:42,144 --> 01:26:43,577
Don't worry, Tina.
1641
01:26:43,645 --> 01:26:45,479
It's all over now.
1642
01:26:49,285 --> 01:26:50,718
Stanley!
1643
01:26:56,825 --> 01:26:57,959
Gotcha.
1644
01:27:03,232 --> 01:27:04,932
Aah!
1645
01:27:10,038 --> 01:27:12,073
I'm going to take you apart.
1646
01:27:12,140 --> 01:27:16,510
I hope you can enjoy the
victory with one friggin' eye!
1647
01:27:20,382 --> 01:27:23,150
Aah!
1648
01:27:24,619 --> 01:27:26,020
No!
1649
01:27:26,088 --> 01:27:27,154
God!
1650
01:27:29,591 --> 01:27:30,892
[Grr]
1651
01:27:33,661 --> 01:27:35,363
Good doggy.
1652
01:27:35,430 --> 01:27:37,098
Shh. Good doggy.
1653
01:27:56,351 --> 01:27:57,351
I'm winning.
1654
01:28:01,356 --> 01:28:03,357
Stanley!
1655
01:28:05,961 --> 01:28:07,929
Ha ha ha ha.
1656
01:28:10,432 --> 01:28:11,933
[Tina] Stanley!
1657
01:28:14,536 --> 01:28:19,873
Uhh!
1658
01:28:23,045 --> 01:28:24,445
Yes!
1659
01:28:26,114 --> 01:28:28,816
Aah!
1660
01:28:32,220 --> 01:28:33,554
Milo!
1661
01:28:35,991 --> 01:28:37,491
Oh, my God.
1662
01:28:37,559 --> 01:28:40,294
This is going to be a new breed.
1663
01:28:40,362 --> 01:28:41,628
Easy, boy.
1664
01:28:45,733 --> 01:28:47,001
Good boy.
1665
01:28:47,069 --> 01:28:48,769
[Arf]
1666
01:29:17,732 --> 01:29:19,800
Did you miss me?
1667
01:29:27,109 --> 01:29:28,642
I guess not!
1668
01:29:35,484 --> 01:29:38,886
Now, you have to ask
yourself one question,
1669
01:29:38,953 --> 01:29:41,422
"do I feel lucky?"
1670
01:29:41,490 --> 01:29:42,789
Well...
1671
01:29:45,193 --> 01:29:46,827
Do ya...
1672
01:29:46,895 --> 01:29:48,229
punks?
1673
01:29:57,272 --> 01:29:58,572
Eh-eh-eh!
1674
01:30:00,575 --> 01:30:01,808
Stanley!
1675
01:30:13,821 --> 01:30:15,189
Ahh.
1676
01:30:15,257 --> 01:30:16,957
[Boom]
1677
01:30:19,661 --> 01:30:22,863
[Belches]
1678
01:30:22,931 --> 01:30:26,434
[Italian accent]
That's a spicy meatball.
1679
01:30:33,175 --> 01:30:35,742
How do?
1680
01:30:36,945 --> 01:30:38,045
[Arf]
1681
01:30:40,882 --> 01:30:44,552
This guy's incorrigible.
1682
01:30:53,428 --> 01:30:56,130
Aah!
1683
01:31:12,347 --> 01:31:14,781
You were good, kid, real good,
1684
01:31:14,849 --> 01:31:16,783
but as long as I'm around,
1685
01:31:16,851 --> 01:31:19,286
you'll always be second
best, see?
1686
01:31:38,840 --> 01:31:40,441
Police! Hands up!
1687
01:31:42,377 --> 01:31:45,179
Officers, arrest those men.
1688
01:31:45,247 --> 01:31:48,449
I always wanted to say that.
1689
01:31:50,685 --> 01:31:52,019
Come on.
1690
01:31:52,086 --> 01:31:54,821
Give me that gun.
1691
01:32:00,362 --> 01:32:02,296
They stole all my jewelry.
1692
01:32:02,364 --> 01:32:03,764
Take me down to headquarters.
1693
01:32:03,831 --> 01:32:05,366
Stop that man!
1694
01:32:05,433 --> 01:32:07,468
Ipkiss!
1695
01:32:07,536 --> 01:32:09,970
I've got you now, Ipkiss.
1696
01:32:10,038 --> 01:32:12,105
Watch it, chunky.
1697
01:32:12,174 --> 01:32:13,374
Mayor
Tilton--
1698
01:32:13,441 --> 01:32:15,176
what the hell's wrong with you?
1699
01:32:15,243 --> 01:32:16,943
That man is the mask.
1700
01:32:17,011 --> 01:32:19,446
No, Dorian tyrrell was the mask.
1701
01:32:19,514 --> 01:32:22,449
This young man here
just saved our lives.
1702
01:32:22,517 --> 01:32:24,485
With a little help
from his friends.
1703
01:32:24,553 --> 01:32:25,819
You're a real hero.
1704
01:32:25,887 --> 01:32:27,221
Doyle!
1705
01:32:27,289 --> 01:32:29,056
Well, it's nothing...
1706
01:32:29,123 --> 01:32:32,426
Any American with balls of steel
1707
01:32:32,494 --> 01:32:34,461
wouldn't do for his community.
1708
01:32:34,529 --> 01:32:36,897
Milo, come on!
1709
01:32:37,865 --> 01:32:39,032
Hey, wait.
1710
01:32:39,100 --> 01:32:41,085
That dog.
You see that--
1711
01:32:41,152 --> 01:32:42,553
leave the dog alone.
1712
01:32:42,621 --> 01:32:46,757
I want to see you in my office
first thing tomorrow morning.
1713
01:32:46,825 --> 01:32:48,225
Yes, your honor.
1714
01:32:48,293 --> 01:32:50,194
That doesn't sound good at all.
1715
01:32:50,261 --> 01:32:51,696
No, it doesn't sound good.
1716
01:32:51,763 --> 01:32:53,731
What would sound good to you?
1717
01:32:53,799 --> 01:32:54,732
Breakfast.
1718
01:32:54,800 --> 01:32:55,866
Shut up!
1719
01:33:03,391 --> 01:33:05,492
[Music plays]
1720
01:33:15,437 --> 01:33:18,172
You sure you know what
you're doing, buddy?
1721
01:33:19,875 --> 01:33:21,341
I'm sure.
1722
01:33:21,409 --> 01:33:24,378
Then do what you got to do.
1723
01:33:36,825 --> 01:33:39,760
Sure you're not going
to miss this guy?
1724
01:33:39,828 --> 01:33:42,930
When he's gone, all
that's left is me.
1725
01:34:20,068 --> 01:34:21,168
Milo!
1726
01:34:26,141 --> 01:34:29,076
Smokin'!
1727
01:34:39,621 --> 01:34:41,922
♪ Know
1728
01:34:41,990 --> 01:34:43,157
♪ don't you wanna know?
1729
01:34:43,224 --> 01:34:44,158
♪ Don't you wanna know?
1730
01:34:44,225 --> 01:34:47,094
♪ I know you wanna know
1731
01:34:47,162 --> 01:34:49,596
♪ who's that man?
1732
01:34:49,665 --> 01:34:51,465
♪ Know
1733
01:34:51,533 --> 01:34:53,367
♪ a-don't you wanna know?
1734
01:34:53,434 --> 01:34:54,368
♪ Don't you wanna know?
1735
01:34:54,435 --> 01:34:57,237
♪ Don't you wanna know?
1736
01:34:57,305 --> 01:34:59,206
♪ Who's that man?
1737
01:34:59,274 --> 01:35:01,208
♪ He's got a different little style
1738
01:35:01,276 --> 01:35:02,309
♪ than all the men today
1739
01:35:02,377 --> 01:35:04,145
♪ he does his
thing with a swing ♪
1740
01:35:04,212 --> 01:35:05,512
♪ and everything you see him do
1741
01:35:05,580 --> 01:35:07,048
♪ is done a different way ♪
1742
01:35:07,115 --> 01:35:08,983
♪ you never ever
seen him before ♪
1743
01:35:09,051 --> 01:35:12,119
♪ he's not your ordinary
slick uptown-type lover ♪
1744
01:35:12,187 --> 01:35:14,955
♪ don't think twice, 'cause
you'll never find another ♪
1745
01:35:15,023 --> 01:35:17,024
♪ because the man
behind the mask ♪
1746
01:35:17,092 --> 01:35:18,492
♪ you never ever
seen him before ♪
1747
01:35:18,560 --> 01:35:19,860
♪ never never seen him before ♪
1748
01:35:19,928 --> 01:35:21,228
♪ know
1749
01:35:21,296 --> 01:35:22,262
♪ who's that man?
1750
01:35:22,330 --> 01:35:23,764
♪ Don't you wanna know?
1751
01:35:23,832 --> 01:35:27,034
♪ I know you wanna know, yeah ♪
1752
01:35:27,102 --> 01:35:29,704
♪ who's that man?
1753
01:35:29,771 --> 01:35:31,972
♪ Know
1754
01:35:32,040 --> 01:35:34,608
♪ don't you wanna know?
Don't you wanna know? ♪
1755
01:35:34,676 --> 01:35:37,078
♪ know
1756
01:35:37,145 --> 01:35:38,913
♪ who's that man?
1757
01:35:38,980 --> 01:35:40,748
♪ He's got the flavor
1758
01:35:40,816 --> 01:35:42,083
♪ to do his thing
1759
01:35:42,150 --> 01:35:44,585
♪ he's got something
everybody wish they had ♪
1760
01:35:44,652 --> 01:35:46,921
♪ and something tells me you
don't want to make him mad ♪
1761
01:35:46,988 --> 01:35:49,056
♪ no, you don't, no, you
don't, no, you don't ♪
1762
01:35:49,124 --> 01:35:51,992
♪ he's not your ordinary
slick uptown-type lover ♪
1763
01:35:52,060 --> 01:35:54,995
♪ don't think twice, 'cause
you'll never find another ♪
1764
01:35:55,063 --> 01:35:57,164
♪ because the man
behind the mask ♪
1765
01:35:57,232 --> 01:35:58,599
♪ you never ever
seen him before ♪
1766
01:35:58,666 --> 01:35:59,867
♪ you never never
seen him before ♪
1767
01:35:59,935 --> 01:36:01,335
♪ know
1768
01:36:01,402 --> 01:36:02,302
♪ know
1769
01:36:02,370 --> 01:36:04,004
♪ don't you wanna know?
1770
01:36:04,072 --> 01:36:05,039
♪ I know you want to know ♪
1771
01:36:05,107 --> 01:36:06,473
♪ know
1772
01:36:06,541 --> 01:36:07,441
♪ know
1773
01:36:07,508 --> 01:36:09,944
♪ who's that man?
1774
01:36:10,011 --> 01:36:12,546
♪ Know
1775
01:36:12,614 --> 01:36:14,148
♪ don't you wanna know?
Don't you wanna know? ♪
1776
01:36:14,216 --> 01:36:15,449
♪ don't you wanna know? ♪
1777
01:36:15,516 --> 01:36:16,416
♪ know
1778
01:36:16,484 --> 01:36:17,818
♪ who's that man?
1779
01:36:17,886 --> 01:36:19,787
♪ Who's that man?
1780
01:36:19,855 --> 01:36:21,421
♪ Who's that man?
1781
01:36:21,489 --> 01:36:23,758
♪ Skip-bip-bip-
doo-doo ♪
1782
01:36:23,825 --> 01:36:24,892
♪
skip-doo-doo
1783
01:36:24,960 --> 01:36:27,594
♪ who's that man?
1784
01:36:29,164 --> 01:36:30,064
♪ Know
1785
01:36:30,132 --> 01:36:32,266
♪ who's that man?
1786
01:36:32,333 --> 01:36:33,400
♪ Oh, yeah
1787
01:36:34,870 --> 01:36:37,404
♪ who's that man?
1788
01:36:37,472 --> 01:36:40,241
♪ Skip-doo,
dip-doo ♪
1789
01:37:00,428 --> 01:37:03,597
♪ somebody was
spreadin' rumors ♪
1790
01:37:05,834 --> 01:37:09,203
♪ about better days a-comin' ♪
1791
01:37:11,506 --> 01:37:14,441
♪ fly was a-hummin'
1792
01:37:14,509 --> 01:37:17,111
♪ as if I knew
1793
01:37:17,179 --> 01:37:19,780
♪ one in the same
1794
01:37:19,848 --> 01:37:23,217
♪ but I just
whispered your name ♪
1795
01:37:32,660 --> 01:37:35,662
♪ somebody was
saying somethin' ♪
1796
01:37:37,799 --> 01:37:41,335
♪ about there being
an end to tyranny ♪
1797
01:37:44,172 --> 01:37:46,773
♪ but when they asked me
1798
01:37:46,842 --> 01:37:49,343
♪ what would I do
1799
01:37:49,410 --> 01:37:52,146
♪ if that day came
1800
01:37:52,214 --> 01:37:56,150
♪ I only whispered your name ♪
1801
01:38:05,160 --> 01:38:07,895
♪ every wimp got
their own opinion ♪
1802
01:38:07,963 --> 01:38:10,831
♪ and protects
their own dominion ♪
1803
01:38:10,899 --> 01:38:13,300
♪ no doubt, for
them, it's true ♪
1804
01:38:13,368 --> 01:38:15,936
♪ but I tell them
what I really believe ♪
1805
01:38:16,004 --> 01:38:19,874
♪ my only worry is
protecting you, yeah ♪
1806
01:38:19,941 --> 01:38:24,644
♪ I just whisper
1807
01:38:24,712 --> 01:38:28,849
♪ your name
1808
01:38:38,526 --> 01:38:41,195
♪ anybody in the town
want to bounce around? ♪
1809
01:38:41,263 --> 01:38:43,230
♪ bounce around
1810
01:38:43,298 --> 01:38:46,566
♪ just come with me,
and we'll do it, do it ♪
1811
01:38:46,634 --> 01:38:47,935
♪ we'll do it
1812
01:38:48,003 --> 01:38:50,537
♪ if you really want to
do it up caddie style ♪
1813
01:38:50,605 --> 01:38:52,672
♪ bounce around
1814
01:38:52,740 --> 01:38:56,176
♪ just come with me,
and we'll do it, do it ♪
1815
01:38:56,244 --> 01:38:57,477
♪ we'll do it
1816
01:38:57,545 --> 01:39:00,647
♪ I know a club
1817
01:39:00,715 --> 01:39:02,082
♪ in the town
1818
01:39:02,150 --> 01:39:06,253
♪ that's going on
Thursday night at 10:00 ♪
1819
01:39:07,389 --> 01:39:09,656
♪ but 12:00
1820
01:39:09,724 --> 01:39:11,491
♪ is not too late
1821
01:39:11,559 --> 01:39:16,897
♪ I own the place, so
bring your friends ♪
1822
01:39:16,965 --> 01:39:20,901
♪ the night for you
will never change ♪
1823
01:39:20,969 --> 01:39:25,639
♪ we'll do it till
the break of dawn ♪
1824
01:39:25,706 --> 01:39:28,675
♪ you bounce around
1825
01:39:28,743 --> 01:39:31,312
♪ in the town
1826
01:39:31,379 --> 01:39:33,847
♪ anywhere
1827
01:39:33,915 --> 01:39:35,249
♪ I just want to love you ♪
1828
01:39:35,317 --> 01:39:37,517
♪ anybody in the town
want to bounce around? ♪
1829
01:39:37,585 --> 01:39:39,353
♪ bounce around
1830
01:39:39,421 --> 01:39:41,188
♪ just come with
me, and we'll do it ♪
1831
01:39:41,256 --> 01:39:44,024
♪ and we'll do it
1832
01:39:44,092 --> 01:39:46,961
♪ if you really want to
do it up caddie style ♪
1833
01:39:47,028 --> 01:39:48,762
♪ bounce around
1834
01:39:48,830 --> 01:39:51,031
♪ just come with
me, and we'll do it ♪
1835
01:39:51,099 --> 01:39:53,600
♪ and we'll do it together ♪
1836
01:39:53,668 --> 01:39:56,136
♪ anybody in the town
want to bounce around? ♪
1837
01:39:56,204 --> 01:39:58,172
♪ bounce around
1838
01:39:58,239 --> 01:40:00,107
♪ just come with
me, and we'll do it ♪
1839
01:40:00,175 --> 01:40:02,943
♪ and we'll do it together ♪
1840
01:40:03,011 --> 01:40:05,679
♪ if you really want to
do it up caddie style ♪
1841
01:40:05,746 --> 01:40:07,714
♪ bounce around
1842
01:40:07,782 --> 01:40:09,616
♪ just come with
me, and we'll do it ♪
1843
01:40:09,684 --> 01:40:13,653
♪ and we'll do it
together, yeah ♪
1844
01:40:14,755 --> 01:40:16,190
♪ oh, yeah
1845
01:40:17,125 --> 01:40:18,592
♪ oh, yeah
1846
01:40:19,527 --> 01:40:21,428
♪ all right
1847
01:40:21,496 --> 01:40:23,563
♪ send me searching for you ♪
1848
01:40:23,631 --> 01:40:25,265
♪ oh, yeah
1849
01:40:25,333 --> 01:40:26,900
♪ all right
1850
01:40:28,503 --> 01:40:31,105
♪ California style
1851
01:40:31,172 --> 01:40:33,907
♪ anybody in the town
want to bounce around? ♪
1852
01:40:33,975 --> 01:40:36,076
♪ bounce around
1853
01:40:36,144 --> 01:40:39,146
♪ just come with
me, and we'll do it ♪
1854
01:40:39,214 --> 01:40:40,647
♪ ohh-ohh
1855
01:40:40,715 --> 01:40:43,350
♪ if you really want to
do it up caddie style ♪
1856
01:40:43,418 --> 01:40:45,252
♪ bounce around
1857
01:40:45,320 --> 01:40:47,821
♪ just come with
me, and we'll do it ♪
1858
01:40:47,889 --> 01:40:50,057
♪ let's do it, do it
1859
01:40:50,125 --> 01:40:52,692
♪ anybody in the town
want to bounce around? ♪
1860
01:40:52,760 --> 01:40:56,497
♪ bounce around
1861
01:40:57,832 --> 01:41:02,636
♪♪ ya-ha-ha-ha-ha ♪
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