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a production of BANDAI VISUAL
- TOKYO FM - DENTSU - TV ASAHI
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and OFFICE KITANO
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He gambles?
God doesn't like that!
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I'll tell him...
See you later.
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May God shower you with blessings.
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Now what?
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starring Beat Takeshi
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Takeshi, I envy you.
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Killing all those yakuzas!
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So cool!
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What yakuzas?
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Pops, yakuzas like that
don't really exist.
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Relax. It's only a movie.
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Takeshi, your turn.
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Mahjong!
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1,
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2, 3, 4,
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5, 6,
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7, 8,
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9, 10,
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12, 13,
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14, 15.
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You missed one.
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You're so rich.
You could let one pass.
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I don't do this for the money.
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Mahjong is my passion.
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So open a mahjong parlor!
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Mr Takeshi!
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Can you cast Junior in a movie?
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You want to act?
It's a tough job!
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Gain weight, lose weight.
Dye your hair...
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Auditions are coming up.
We'll call you.
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I can play a yakuza.
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- You are one!
- Really?
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We have the guns.
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Some water, please.
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Water!
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Taxi drivers!
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How was it?
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What was that for?
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You owe me, bastard.
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- I paid you back.
- No you didn't.
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At least pay the interest!
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Always complaining about your job!
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You're no better than a pimp!
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Lost again.
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Taxi drivers have it easy.
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They sleep whenever they want.
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Then you should try it.
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I'm a bad driver.
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If you were good?
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Let's get moving!
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- Where to, sir?
- TV station! Where else?
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Idiot! He's sleeping!
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Back up!
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Interesting...
You're so nice to taxi drivers!
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- What was she doing?
- I don't know.
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Who are you talking about?
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A stalker.
She waits for him everywhere.
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- Went too far again?
- Not at all!
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Make the cicada sounds loud.
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Can you make the lights
real bright, too?
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No problem.
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- Is it difficult?
- No.
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Then do it.
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Tell me...
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Is this "Winner's Draw" any good?
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Hope they let mahjong losers in!
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Their soy noodle soups are famous.
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But the cook is a grouch.
When you order...
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Wait till I ask!
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Request pepper and...
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Tastes bad?
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I'll never go back.
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Imagine this...
Zomahoun as the cook!
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Tastes bad?
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They're just right.
Not too hard, not too soft.
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Seasoned just right.
Eat them as they are.
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Thanks for your work!
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She's been following me a while.
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I should accept her gift.
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Definitely not.
It can't be much of anything.
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You're so cold!
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End of the shoot today?
Here we go again...
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I get flowers.
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Money would be nicer!
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Sometimes there are caterpillars.
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They turn into creepy moths. Yuk!
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What kind of set is that?
What kind of producer are you?
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You never think about artistic value.
Budget is all you care about!
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I'm sorry.
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What's he doing?
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Evening, sir.
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- What's that?
- Welcome, Mr Takeshi!
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I told you to buy
the right-hand drive.
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What's the meaning of this?
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- Who's that car for?
- Akihiro Miwa.
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We re over budget, Miwa.
Restrain yourself.
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Ask the sponsor for more money.
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I will if the ratings go up.
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It's tough with your ratings.
It's not my fault.
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Demand, beg...
That's the producer's job.
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I'm counting on you...
Art! Think Art!
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I've had it!
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Pardon me?
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Must be a poltergeist...
Amazing!
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Something lurking around.
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More like a monster...
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Look behind you.
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What a freak!
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Last shooting day.
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Care to see the set?
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Hello, Mr Takeshi.
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This is our new kid.
He's a terrific dancer.
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Keep him in mind!
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Say hello!
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Hello.
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Cute kid.
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Please take a look.
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Taichi SAOTOME
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Give him a chance.
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Please. Just once.
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We'll see.
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Time to go.
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Goodbye.
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Hey! Come on!
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No.
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I'll just be in the way.
Better I stay behind.
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In the way at a TV studio?
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Don't worry.
I'll be a good girl.
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Whatever.
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Don't touch that cream.
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It's expensive.
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Not even the most expensive cream
could help your ugly face.
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What an asshole!
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Welcome to the set!
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Is that supposed to be Okinawa?
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Add sound effects, some lights...
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Just like Okinawa!
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Computer graphics?
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A great view in the background.
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You're ready?
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I'll get going.
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See you later.
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They styled you? Looks nice.
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Rest while we wait for Mr Takeshi.
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Nice move.
You made it up?
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That earlier one, how does it go?
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That last one? Like this...
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Not so good, huh?
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- Like that?
- That's it!
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Don't lie.
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No, that was good. You got it!
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- I'm no good.
- No! You really got it!
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I don't think so.
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- What are you rehearsing?
- Upcoming show.
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- Keep up the good work.
- Thanks.
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- And the video?
- You'll get one.
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Back to work.
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Takeshi darling, it's been ages!
How are you?
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Ask me out.
Dinner, maybe?
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You know I'm not like that.
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You need to dress right.
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More like a corporate type.
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Hey, old dog!
Playing a yakuza again?
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Come over here.
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You, girlie, move it.
You're in my way.
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Be polite.
She's with Mr Takeshi.
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Too bad!
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You can use this cream.
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You're a little too friendly.
For you, it's "Mr Takeshi" here.
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Problem with my yakuza roles?
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I'm sorry, Mr Takeshi.
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This guy is a fan.
Doesn't he look like you?
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Hard to say with that make-up.
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You saying I look like a clown?
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Takeshi darling!
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Arrogant prick...
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To think we started out together!
He left us all behind.
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Wants me to call him Mr Takeshi now.
Arrogant prick!
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Hello!
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Hello, sir.
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Here's our wardrobe.
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Goodbye, everyone.
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Mr Takeshi, you work a lot.
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- You've been here forever.
- It's been 40 years.
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Red hot!
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Excuse me...
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Is Mr Takeshi here?
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He's dressing.
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My friend wants an autograph.
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That should be alright.
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Comedians?
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They're loud!
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Quiet!
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Have a good show!
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See you later.
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An autograph request...
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Mr Takeshi, he would like an autograph.
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Sure.
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Excuse me...
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Could you write "To Mr Kitano"?
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Same surname as mine?
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Thank you.
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He does look like me.
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I think he's hot.
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Really?
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Not him, silly! The other guy.
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Are you kidding?
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Stupid joke!
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That guy...
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The one who looks like me...
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What could his life be like?
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Odd jobs, probably.
Maybe in a convenience store.
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Running to auditions in between.
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Must be tough.
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Thanks for your work!
This is for you.
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Let's shoot it!
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Rolling!
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Quiet!
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This damned heat!
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That's Okinawa.
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The sound of cicadas
and blistering heat.
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Noisy bastards!
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Take that!
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We're over, too.
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Cut!
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Now, the close-up.
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It's so hot!
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That was great!
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Water! Right away!
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Those cicadas are loud.
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Kill the cicadas!
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Kill the lights!
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- It was great.
- The lights are still on.
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Kill those lights now!
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HELL HEAT
starring Beat Takeshi
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You never let me stay over.
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No, my place is a mess.
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Liar!
You're hiding another guy!
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That's not true!
My clothes are everywhere.
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Cheap old stuff.
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But I'll replace them
with expensive new clothes.
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How sweet!
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What are you looking at?
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- Where are you going?
- An audition.
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- For what?
- A movie.
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You're an actor?
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No way you'll get a part.
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Get out of here!
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I have a better chance
of being in a movie than him.
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Me, too.
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00:26:11,170 --> 00:26:12,898
We could co-star.
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Like "Gone With the Wind"!
Me, Clark Gable and you, Bruce Lee.
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Vivien Leigh!
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Whatever.
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Thanks for your work!
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I bought right-hand drive, too.
Which one today?
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Neither.
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00:26:53,308 --> 00:26:57,365
Remember "Roman Holiday"?
Gregory Punk and Audrey Heartburn.
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Don't be stupid!
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It's Gregory Peck and Audrey Hepburn.
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You're hopeless! Hopelessly stupid!
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Can't you see I was joking?
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It wasn't even funny.
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Then tell me to stop!
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You couldn't, even if I did.
Just like in bed.
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Nasty girl! Shame on you!
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What are you staring at?
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You think I like doing this?
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"Wait till I ask."
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"May I have some pepper?"
273
00:27:46,013 --> 00:27:48,774
"Think it tastes bad, asshole?
Get out!"
274
00:27:53,580 --> 00:27:54,375
Try it again...
275
00:27:54,546 --> 00:27:58,535
This time, louder.
Be more angry.
276
00:28:00,648 --> 00:28:02,113
"Noodle soup, please."
277
00:28:02,648 --> 00:28:04,876
"Wait till I ask."
278
00:28:05,915 --> 00:28:07,176
"May I have some pepper?"
279
00:28:07,814 --> 00:28:11,076
"Think it tastes bad, asshole?
Get out!"
280
00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:14,046
It lacked some emotion.
281
00:28:15,348 --> 00:28:17,177
That's fine. Thank you.
282
00:28:17,515 --> 00:28:19,504
Please wait outside.
283
00:28:24,483 --> 00:28:25,540
Mr Takagi is next.
284
00:28:31,683 --> 00:28:34,445
Excuse me...
I need the uniform back.
285
00:28:36,350 --> 00:28:38,407
Mr Takagi is next, please.
286
00:28:53,152 --> 00:28:55,243
Auditions are tough.
287
00:28:56,419 --> 00:28:59,078
I hardly ever land a role.
288
00:29:02,819 --> 00:29:04,217
- "Noodle soup, please."
- "Asshole...
289
00:29:04,387 --> 00:29:08,944
"Wait till I ask, asshole!"
290
00:29:09,654 --> 00:29:10,620
"Some pepper, please."
291
00:29:11,220 --> 00:29:12,914
"What now?"
292
00:29:13,754 --> 00:29:16,380
"Think it tastes bad, asshole?"
293
00:29:16,654 --> 00:29:17,915
"Get out!"
294
00:29:19,321 --> 00:29:22,378
Fine, thank you.
Please wait outside.
295
00:29:23,855 --> 00:29:25,253
Damn right, I will!
296
00:29:31,088 --> 00:29:32,918
He's a yakuza.
297
00:29:34,322 --> 00:29:36,686
We need a grouchy cook.
298
00:29:37,489 --> 00:29:39,115
Why was he called in?
299
00:29:39,523 --> 00:29:41,512
- I'm sorry.
- Be more careful.
300
00:29:43,857 --> 00:29:44,720
Mr Takeshige.
301
00:29:46,390 --> 00:29:51,187
How much longer?
What about Junior?
302
00:29:52,157 --> 00:29:54,020
OK, fine.
303
00:29:55,024 --> 00:29:56,251
Ready?
304
00:30:05,225 --> 00:30:06,748
Shall we begin?
305
00:30:07,592 --> 00:30:09,115
"Noodle soup, please."
306
00:30:15,660 --> 00:30:16,920
Your line, Junior.
307
00:30:20,660 --> 00:30:22,126
"Wait till I ask."
308
00:30:23,193 --> 00:30:25,625
"Wait till I ask."
309
00:30:25,826 --> 00:30:26,917
"Some pepper, please."
310
00:30:27,093 --> 00:30:28,059
"Some pepper, please."
311
00:30:28,227 --> 00:30:31,058
But... That's my line.
312
00:30:32,994 --> 00:30:35,187
You messed up! Tell me mine!
313
00:30:35,361 --> 00:30:37,418
Let's start from the beginning.
314
00:30:38,328 --> 00:30:41,419
- "Noodle soup, please."
- "Wait till I ask."
315
00:30:41,662 --> 00:30:43,719
"Wait till I ask."
316
00:30:43,895 --> 00:30:44,918
"Some pepper, please."
317
00:30:45,162 --> 00:30:47,253
"Think it tastes bad, asshole?
Get out!"
318
00:30:47,529 --> 00:30:50,552
"Think it tastes bad, asshole?
Get out!"
319
00:30:50,729 --> 00:30:53,695
Excuse me. You won't be able to...
320
00:30:53,863 --> 00:30:57,556
I have to feed the lines to Junior.
Shut up!
321
00:30:59,697 --> 00:31:02,094
Fine. Let's start again.
322
00:31:02,764 --> 00:31:05,594
- "Noodle soup, please."
- "Wait till I ask."
323
00:31:05,764 --> 00:31:07,957
"Wait till I ask."
324
00:31:08,164 --> 00:31:08,959
"Some pepper, please."
325
00:31:09,164 --> 00:31:11,027
"Think it tastes bad, asshole?
Get out!"
326
00:31:11,197 --> 00:31:13,686
"Think it tastes bad, asshole?
Get out!"
327
00:31:13,865 --> 00:31:16,422
That's fine. Thank you.
328
00:31:16,731 --> 00:31:18,095
Please wait outside.
329
00:31:19,165 --> 00:31:20,858
Choose carefully.
330
00:31:23,832 --> 00:31:25,024
Next.
331
00:31:42,367 --> 00:31:43,264
Put this on.
332
00:31:52,834 --> 00:31:53,925
Problem?
333
00:31:54,669 --> 00:31:55,861
The button...
334
00:31:56,268 --> 00:31:58,894
The button seems to be stuck.
335
00:31:59,535 --> 00:32:01,433
What's taking so long?
336
00:32:05,169 --> 00:32:06,135
Let him go.
337
00:32:06,536 --> 00:32:08,627
He's not the grouchy cook type.
338
00:32:10,037 --> 00:32:11,969
Please wait outside.
339
00:32:59,674 --> 00:33:01,265
We're "The 300 Kilos".
340
00:33:24,743 --> 00:33:25,800
Hey, lady!
341
00:33:26,843 --> 00:33:29,434
The register... It's here.
342
00:33:33,743 --> 00:33:36,608
- You pay here.
- I have to give money?
343
00:33:38,844 --> 00:33:40,867
Then I don't want it.
344
00:33:42,045 --> 00:33:43,442
Not my fault.
345
00:33:45,678 --> 00:33:47,269
If I must give money...
346
00:33:50,545 --> 00:33:51,772
Then I'll take this.
347
00:33:54,745 --> 00:33:55,904
10 yen.
348
00:34:00,713 --> 00:34:01,610
Here's 10,000 yen.
349
00:34:02,579 --> 00:34:05,443
- Don't you have a smaller bill?
- Come on!
350
00:34:09,113 --> 00:34:10,443
10 yen...
351
00:34:11,013 --> 00:34:13,104
Count it right! No mistakes.
352
00:34:27,515 --> 00:34:30,380
9,000...
353
00:34:32,082 --> 00:34:33,776
990 yen.
354
00:34:35,082 --> 00:34:36,605
Thank you very much.
355
00:34:46,017 --> 00:34:47,277
I'll take another.
356
00:34:48,583 --> 00:34:49,640
10 yen.
357
00:34:53,551 --> 00:34:54,539
Here's 1,000.
358
00:34:55,551 --> 00:34:58,074
I just gave you change...
359
00:34:58,251 --> 00:35:01,241
What's the problem?
I collect coins.
360
00:35:14,420 --> 00:35:15,783
990 yen.
361
00:35:20,020 --> 00:35:20,986
Thanks.
362
00:35:44,889 --> 00:35:48,753
MAJONG PARLOR
363
00:35:55,389 --> 00:35:56,855
Welcome!
364
00:35:57,923 --> 00:35:59,821
Wait until someone leaves.
365
00:36:38,293 --> 00:36:41,487
Wake up!
You got the part.
366
00:36:45,261 --> 00:36:46,318
A player left.
367
00:37:29,165 --> 00:37:30,631
Still an actor?
368
00:37:31,799 --> 00:37:33,196
Must be tough.
369
00:37:35,565 --> 00:37:37,622
What do you do?
370
00:37:38,266 --> 00:37:39,856
Nothing much.
371
00:37:40,066 --> 00:37:43,294
Nothing?
Just like those guys.
372
00:37:43,466 --> 00:37:45,023
But I'm not important.
373
00:37:46,433 --> 00:37:47,660
Think they are?
374
00:37:56,068 --> 00:37:57,091
Welcome, Junior.
375
00:38:03,268 --> 00:38:04,791
Playing mahjong?
376
00:38:05,601 --> 00:38:06,498
Looks fun.
377
00:38:08,768 --> 00:38:10,132
Anyone leaving?
378
00:38:15,035 --> 00:38:15,932
Hey!
379
00:38:16,636 --> 00:38:19,295
That means you. Move it!
380
00:38:19,536 --> 00:38:20,627
But I'm winning!
381
00:38:20,869 --> 00:38:22,630
So what? Don't argue.
382
00:38:22,869 --> 00:38:23,892
Let me finish.
383
00:38:24,103 --> 00:38:26,797
Shut up! I said out!
384
00:38:42,371 --> 00:38:43,394
I'll finish.
385
00:38:49,272 --> 00:38:50,135
Mahjong!
386
00:38:51,405 --> 00:38:54,462
- I win.
- You didn't give us a chance!
387
00:38:58,039 --> 00:39:00,130
You win and run off. No fair!
388
00:39:00,373 --> 00:39:02,464
I won a normal day's wages.
389
00:39:02,707 --> 00:39:05,299
- What about us?
- Pops can replace me.
390
00:39:05,540 --> 00:39:06,904
Will you?
391
00:39:07,441 --> 00:39:08,304
Sure.
392
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:10,938
You owe me 20,000 yen.
393
00:39:16,708 --> 00:39:17,969
Let's play.
394
00:39:22,041 --> 00:39:23,837
Seems you're the only loser.
395
00:39:30,709 --> 00:39:35,233
WINNER'S DRAW
396
00:39:42,043 --> 00:39:42,906
Hi!
397
00:39:43,610 --> 00:39:45,405
Their noodle soups are great.
398
00:40:03,812 --> 00:40:04,903
Noodle soup, please.
399
00:40:07,379 --> 00:40:11,005
- Wait till I ask!
- Wait till I ask!
400
00:40:27,481 --> 00:40:29,310
- Here.
- Here.
401
00:40:47,782 --> 00:40:50,907
- Some pepper, please.
- Think it tastes bad?
402
00:40:51,083 --> 00:40:52,777
Think it tastes bad?
403
00:40:52,950 --> 00:40:55,347
"Think it tastes bad, asshole?"
404
00:40:55,717 --> 00:40:57,512
- Get out!
- Get out!
405
00:40:57,717 --> 00:40:58,808
"Get out!"
406
00:41:02,617 --> 00:41:04,276
Hey, pay up!
407
00:41:04,451 --> 00:41:06,246
Hey, pay up!
408
00:41:07,284 --> 00:41:08,477
How much?
409
00:41:08,818 --> 00:41:12,080
- Can't you read, moron?
- Can't you read, moron?
410
00:41:32,653 --> 00:41:33,744
How was mahjong?
411
00:41:35,620 --> 00:41:36,813
Lost again?
412
00:41:43,887 --> 00:41:46,115
- Miso noodle soup, please.
- Yes, sir.
413
00:41:46,288 --> 00:41:47,117
Yes, sir.
414
00:41:47,288 --> 00:41:48,311
Extra miso.
415
00:41:48,488 --> 00:41:49,681
As you like.
416
00:41:49,888 --> 00:41:51,184
As you like.
417
00:41:57,888 --> 00:41:59,320
Thanks for your work!
418
00:42:20,758 --> 00:42:22,155
How did it go?
419
00:42:22,925 --> 00:42:23,913
I didn't get it.
420
00:42:24,391 --> 00:42:25,322
No?
421
00:42:26,258 --> 00:42:27,155
He didn't get it.
422
00:42:27,825 --> 00:42:28,813
He didn't get it.
423
00:42:41,093 --> 00:42:45,958
That's how it goes.
He doesn't stand a chance.
424
00:42:46,094 --> 00:42:47,753
Right, Audrey Heartburn?
425
00:42:48,227 --> 00:42:49,852
Stop saying that!
426
00:42:50,227 --> 00:42:53,159
Speak for yourself, Gregory Punk!
427
00:42:53,327 --> 00:42:56,953
Again with the Gregory Punk!
More like Humphrey Avocado.
428
00:42:57,160 --> 00:43:01,287
Avocado? Why?
429
00:43:01,462 --> 00:43:04,257
You mean Humphrey Bogart?
430
00:43:40,298 --> 00:43:42,628
Don't we have it easy?
431
00:43:44,498 --> 00:43:47,624
I get out here.
You're on your own.
432
00:43:48,132 --> 00:43:49,029
Don't forget...
433
00:43:49,833 --> 00:43:51,458
Avoid that way.
434
00:44:01,767 --> 00:44:04,665
Give up acting. Drive a taxi.
435
00:44:05,433 --> 00:44:06,865
We have it easy.
436
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:29,163
- Where to?
- Straight ahead.
437
00:45:29,341 --> 00:45:31,170
- Straight ahead?
- Straight ahead.
438
00:45:40,743 --> 00:45:41,606
Gentlemen...
439
00:45:42,242 --> 00:45:44,834
You're too heavy.
You have to get out.
440
00:45:45,076 --> 00:45:47,837
Don't worry.
We take taxis all the time.
441
00:45:49,243 --> 00:45:50,539
But, listen...
442
00:45:52,777 --> 00:45:53,708
But...
443
00:45:56,944 --> 00:45:59,467
Stop! There's no room!
444
00:45:59,643 --> 00:46:00,700
- We'll fit.
- No. Sorry...
445
00:46:01,611 --> 00:46:03,600
- Please.
- There's no room!
446
00:46:03,778 --> 00:46:05,607
Give us a ride.
447
00:46:05,778 --> 00:46:07,005
No room!
448
00:46:07,178 --> 00:46:09,007
Just once!
449
00:46:09,245 --> 00:46:11,676
- It's impossible!
- Come on...
450
00:46:12,745 --> 00:46:15,041
Just once!
451
00:46:20,846 --> 00:46:23,835
- Too heavy!
- Straight ahead!
452
00:46:23,979 --> 00:46:25,968
I can't drive straight ahead.
453
00:46:26,146 --> 00:46:27,976
You must get out!
454
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:32,771
The car is overloaded.
It's difficult to move.
455
00:46:33,247 --> 00:46:36,509
This is dangerous.
456
00:46:36,814 --> 00:46:41,008
That's enough.
You must get out.
457
00:46:48,749 --> 00:46:49,476
Go right!
458
00:46:51,949 --> 00:46:53,006
Go left!
459
00:46:53,249 --> 00:46:56,010
We made it!
460
00:46:57,683 --> 00:47:00,342
- Careful!
- I won't get through.
461
00:47:00,516 --> 00:47:02,209
- Sure you will.
- This is dangerous.
462
00:47:02,416 --> 00:47:03,609
- Change of course.
- He did it!
463
00:47:03,950 --> 00:47:08,645
- Go right!
- No, go left!
464
00:47:08,816 --> 00:47:10,975
- Straight ahead!
- I can't!
465
00:47:11,984 --> 00:47:12,881
He made it!
466
00:47:15,118 --> 00:47:15,845
He did it!
467
00:47:16,084 --> 00:47:17,380
This is dangerous!
468
00:47:19,485 --> 00:47:20,508
Someone's moving!
469
00:47:24,752 --> 00:47:28,185
- Did I run over him?
- Go left!
470
00:47:28,419 --> 00:47:32,784
I feel really sick. I have to stop.
471
00:47:32,952 --> 00:47:34,976
You can do it! It's OK.
472
00:47:35,586 --> 00:47:38,348
We made it!
473
00:47:42,587 --> 00:47:45,144
The car won't make it!
474
00:47:49,787 --> 00:47:51,549
Something's stuck!
475
00:48:17,256 --> 00:48:21,212
- Who do you wear that for?
- Don't start!
476
00:48:22,290 --> 00:48:23,347
Put this on for me. It's new.
477
00:48:23,523 --> 00:48:25,012
- No.
- Put it on!
478
00:48:25,257 --> 00:48:28,121
- Why should I?
- Because I say so.
479
00:48:28,257 --> 00:48:30,985
- No way.
- Yours is see-through, slut!
480
00:48:34,657 --> 00:48:36,885
Got an audition?
481
00:48:38,725 --> 00:48:40,748
Get the part,
482
00:48:40,859 --> 00:48:42,518
and I'll go out with you.
483
00:48:44,625 --> 00:48:47,682
Actually, I hate that asshole.
484
00:48:51,493 --> 00:48:52,686
Hope you get it!
485
00:49:01,761 --> 00:49:03,989
"One more word and you're dead!"
486
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:06,218
"One more word, you're dead!"
487
00:49:06,427 --> 00:49:08,893
"One more word and you're history!"
488
00:49:09,594 --> 00:49:11,822
"Another word and you're dead!"
489
00:49:11,994 --> 00:49:14,893
"Another word and you're history!"
490
00:49:17,595 --> 00:49:20,289
"Another word and you're dead!"
491
00:49:21,496 --> 00:49:22,825
That's all for today.
492
00:49:24,329 --> 00:49:25,989
But...
493
00:49:26,129 --> 00:49:27,686
There's one more left.
494
00:49:28,295 --> 00:49:30,228
Let him go.
495
00:49:31,096 --> 00:49:34,426
He dyed his hair like Takeshi.
We can't use him.
496
00:49:35,764 --> 00:49:37,662
Yakuzas don't look like that.
497
00:49:41,364 --> 00:49:43,693
Gentlemen, please wait outside.
498
00:49:44,930 --> 00:49:46,521
Let's take a break.
499
00:49:55,265 --> 00:49:56,855
Thanks for your work!
500
00:50:16,100 --> 00:50:21,226
- What are you doing?
- Give me that!
501
00:50:21,634 --> 00:50:22,691
Let go! I was reading.
502
00:50:22,934 --> 00:50:24,559
We're sorry.
503
00:50:28,701 --> 00:50:29,725
Takeshi darling!
504
00:50:47,536 --> 00:50:48,695
I finally found you.
505
00:50:50,270 --> 00:50:52,997
I feared we were destined
to never meet again.
506
00:50:55,004 --> 00:50:56,833
I don't want to be indiscreet, but...
507
00:50:57,771 --> 00:51:00,363
What time does your shift end?
508
00:51:01,937 --> 00:51:06,165
Just you and me...
A quiet drink after work.
509
00:51:07,204 --> 00:51:09,137
I'm busy.
510
00:51:09,772 --> 00:51:10,829
Really?
511
00:51:12,305 --> 00:51:13,703
What a shame!
512
00:51:15,506 --> 00:51:18,199
I'm going to be indiscreet again.
513
00:51:18,339 --> 00:51:20,135
I know this great curry restaurant.
514
00:51:20,973 --> 00:51:22,802
Like curry?
515
00:51:22,973 --> 00:51:24,836
I'm working now.
516
00:51:27,940 --> 00:51:29,633
An expression of my feelings...
517
00:51:33,007 --> 00:51:34,405
Please accept it.
518
00:51:40,307 --> 00:51:41,898
I'll go out the back.
519
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:44,246
Where's the toilet?
520
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:47,837
Out the back door.
521
00:53:09,449 --> 00:53:11,972
Have you seen a bald guy
covered in blood?
522
00:53:12,150 --> 00:53:13,047
Nope.
523
00:54:15,889 --> 00:54:17,116
Hope you get it!
524
00:54:20,555 --> 00:54:22,021
He fell for it!
525
00:54:22,222 --> 00:54:26,154
You told him I was an asshole!
How could you?
526
00:54:26,289 --> 00:54:27,448
I lied.
527
00:54:28,489 --> 00:54:31,354
You'll never get a part!
528
00:54:31,556 --> 00:54:34,114
He never has before!
529
00:54:34,290 --> 00:54:36,654
He'll come back disappointed again.
530
00:54:37,123 --> 00:54:38,749
I can't wait!
531
00:54:40,258 --> 00:54:41,416
Hope you get it!
532
00:54:53,392 --> 00:54:54,289
So?
533
00:54:55,292 --> 00:54:56,451
How did it go?
534
00:54:57,759 --> 00:55:00,316
- I got the part.
- No! Really?
535
00:55:00,492 --> 00:55:01,753
You got the part?
536
00:55:03,060 --> 00:55:06,958
I was right!
I knew you would get it!
537
00:55:07,126 --> 00:55:09,149
Hard work pays off!
538
00:55:09,393 --> 00:55:12,325
Learn from him!
The effort is what counts.
539
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:15,651
- He got his reward.
- Always be persistent.
540
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:18,749
Keep trying
and someone will notice.
541
00:55:18,927 --> 00:55:21,519
God smiles down on you.
542
00:55:23,461 --> 00:55:26,155
Don't be stupid!
"I got the part", my ass!
543
00:55:26,395 --> 00:55:28,486
- Whatever!
- Just a fluke!
544
00:55:28,661 --> 00:55:30,127
Must be some dumb character...
545
00:55:30,295 --> 00:55:33,819
The kind shot from a roof,
then falls into a river.
546
00:55:34,063 --> 00:55:36,995
Maybe horse-dragged or sword-slain.
547
00:55:37,163 --> 00:55:41,152
A role without lines
or his face won't be seen...
548
00:55:41,396 --> 00:55:43,624
Some extra that gets killed...
549
00:55:43,797 --> 00:55:47,354
What an idiot!
He's bragging about that?
550
00:55:49,730 --> 00:55:50,696
Let's get drunk.
551
00:55:51,064 --> 00:55:54,155
That really pisses me off.
Why him?
552
00:55:54,330 --> 00:55:55,694
Let's get drunk!
553
00:55:55,898 --> 00:55:57,830
Are you jealous?
554
00:55:58,065 --> 00:55:59,928
Jealous of what?
555
00:56:00,098 --> 00:56:03,030
Life is so easy for some people!
556
00:58:43,412 --> 00:58:44,469
Murderer!
557
00:58:46,446 --> 00:58:47,537
Murderer!
558
00:59:48,118 --> 00:59:50,380
Welcome! What would you like?
559
00:59:50,585 --> 00:59:52,778
Welcome! What would you like?
560
00:59:53,152 --> 00:59:54,981
Spaghetti Napolitan.
561
00:59:55,585 --> 00:59:57,949
- Yes, sir.
- Yes, sir.
562
01:00:03,686 --> 01:00:04,879
Got a fork?
563
01:00:05,519 --> 01:00:06,678
No, sir.
564
01:00:06,853 --> 01:00:07,876
No, sir.
565
01:00:30,589 --> 01:00:31,782
Some water, please.
566
01:00:33,756 --> 01:00:34,779
Water!
567
01:00:41,590 --> 01:00:42,487
Water!
568
01:00:43,690 --> 01:00:45,622
Some water, damn it!
569
01:00:50,458 --> 01:00:51,855
I'll kill you!
570
01:02:04,597 --> 01:02:05,688
What's your role?
571
01:02:06,264 --> 01:02:07,627
A yakuza hitman.
572
01:02:07,931 --> 01:02:09,329
Yakuza hitman?
573
01:02:10,098 --> 01:02:12,690
With a gun?
Bang bang, you're dead?
574
01:02:15,531 --> 01:02:17,690
I bought this to practice.
575
01:02:17,865 --> 01:02:22,355
You bought it? Cool!
576
01:02:22,699 --> 01:02:24,665
Show me how you hold it.
577
01:02:28,332 --> 01:02:30,855
Not like that.
578
01:02:31,100 --> 01:02:34,555
Use both hands
Like those American TV cops.
579
01:02:34,767 --> 01:02:36,027
Both hands. Use both hands!
580
01:02:40,334 --> 01:02:43,164
That's the way.
Now shoot!
581
01:02:46,501 --> 01:02:48,024
It's real...
582
01:03:33,839 --> 01:03:34,862
Mr Tanaka...
583
01:03:36,438 --> 01:03:37,529
Mr Tanaka...
584
01:03:41,706 --> 01:03:44,831
I'm from the Kyodo Daily.
Your bill is overdue...
585
01:03:45,006 --> 01:03:47,699
I don't have any cash.
586
01:03:47,940 --> 01:03:49,065
Come back tomorrow.
587
01:03:55,307 --> 01:03:58,740
Welcome. You'll have to wait
until someone leaves.
588
01:04:03,441 --> 01:04:05,202
You, get up.
589
01:04:05,508 --> 01:04:10,531
What are you talking about?
I'm playing!
590
01:04:10,975 --> 01:04:11,963
Get out!
591
01:04:12,609 --> 01:04:13,700
Are you crazy?
592
01:04:19,642 --> 01:04:20,573
You useless bum...
593
01:04:21,709 --> 01:04:22,675
Get a job!
594
01:04:23,776 --> 01:04:25,504
What's going on?
595
01:04:38,945 --> 01:04:42,207
I'm sorry!
I'll never cheat again!
596
01:04:43,045 --> 01:04:45,568
I have a wife and kids!
597
01:04:46,645 --> 01:04:49,236
Five kids!
598
01:04:49,712 --> 01:04:53,167
Take my money. Take it!
599
01:04:53,712 --> 01:04:56,474
Take my taxi, too.
You can have it.
600
01:04:56,645 --> 01:05:01,078
Forgive me. I'm sorry!
601
01:05:07,646 --> 01:05:09,203
Wait till I ask.
602
01:05:55,951 --> 01:05:58,713
Just helping with the body.
603
01:05:59,885 --> 01:06:03,079
Interested in the Kyodo Daily?
How about a month subscription?
604
01:06:03,785 --> 01:06:06,081
Don't need it. Go away.
605
01:06:38,788 --> 01:06:40,584
Hey... Come over here.
606
01:06:42,522 --> 01:06:44,317
Undress me.
607
01:06:51,623 --> 01:06:53,021
Take off my jeans.
608
01:06:59,557 --> 01:07:01,216
Hurry up.
609
01:07:03,724 --> 01:07:05,054
Hurry up.
610
01:07:05,357 --> 01:07:06,914
What are you doing?
611
01:07:10,158 --> 01:07:11,987
What's taking so long?
612
01:07:12,158 --> 01:07:14,090
The button is stuck.
613
01:07:14,291 --> 01:07:17,223
Excuse me!
Subscribe to the Kyodo Daily!
614
01:07:17,391 --> 01:07:19,187
I crashed the car!
615
01:07:19,359 --> 01:07:22,086
That's my girl, you bastard!
616
01:07:22,292 --> 01:07:24,053
Give me my gun!
617
01:08:09,296 --> 01:08:10,762
Where are you going?
618
01:08:32,031 --> 01:08:33,190
A robbery!
619
01:08:34,465 --> 01:08:36,193
A robbery!
620
01:08:47,800 --> 01:08:48,925
Call the police!
621
01:09:17,035 --> 01:09:18,092
The money!
622
01:09:35,871 --> 01:09:38,360
I'm not doing this for the money.
623
01:10:56,044 --> 01:10:57,010
Where's the key?
624
01:11:00,979 --> 01:11:04,911
2 million yen for the key.
625
01:11:05,079 --> 01:11:06,409
You have money.
626
01:11:13,013 --> 01:11:14,569
Give me some, too.
627
01:11:19,914 --> 01:11:22,402
One million isn't enough.
I want two.
628
01:11:24,348 --> 01:11:25,904
Count it right!
629
01:11:35,481 --> 01:11:37,448
Here's 10,000 yen...
630
01:11:38,649 --> 01:11:40,274
For a 10-yen pack of gum.
631
01:11:41,082 --> 01:11:42,207
Give me change.
632
01:12:29,219 --> 01:12:32,913
HELL HEAT
starring Beat Takeshi
633
01:12:49,889 --> 01:12:52,753
A used Porsche?
634
01:12:52,989 --> 01:12:55,182
How about a Rolls?
635
01:12:55,356 --> 01:12:58,789
You robbed a bank.
You have money!
636
01:12:59,156 --> 01:13:01,418
Only cheapskates buy used cars!
637
01:13:01,656 --> 01:13:02,917
That's my girl!
638
01:13:03,157 --> 01:13:04,417
Go on! Buy it!
639
01:13:04,656 --> 01:13:05,849
- Buy it!
- Cheapskate!
640
01:13:06,023 --> 01:13:07,886
That's my girl!
641
01:13:08,056 --> 01:13:09,522
That's my girl, bastard!
642
01:13:09,690 --> 01:13:12,087
It's one-of-a-kind. Buy it!
643
01:13:12,257 --> 01:13:13,553
You're so cheap.
644
01:13:13,724 --> 01:13:16,213
- That's my girl!
- Buy it!
645
01:13:23,358 --> 01:13:25,415
Idiot! Back up!
646
01:13:26,525 --> 01:13:28,116
That's my girl!
647
01:13:28,492 --> 01:13:29,583
Stop! Bastard!
648
01:13:31,492 --> 01:13:32,423
- Be careful!
- Watch out!
649
01:13:32,592 --> 01:13:33,250
Bastard!
650
01:13:39,659 --> 01:13:40,886
Bastard!
651
01:14:14,062 --> 01:14:16,620
Into the darkness,
652
01:14:16,763 --> 01:14:19,752
My mother disappeared with her lover
653
01:14:20,997 --> 01:14:25,929
Abandoned, I was tossed around
from one home to another
654
01:14:26,364 --> 01:14:31,956
Abused and humiliated,
I grew up swallowing my tears
655
01:14:33,931 --> 01:14:36,795
When I was little,
656
01:14:37,665 --> 01:14:40,688
An ugly duckling I was
657
01:14:41,765 --> 01:14:45,095
Without a friend
658
01:14:45,232 --> 01:14:47,754
l only had myself
659
01:14:49,032 --> 01:14:52,624
Weird was how they saw me
660
01:14:52,833 --> 01:14:55,924
Miserable was my life
661
01:14:57,167 --> 01:15:03,100
Crouching and sulking,
My life has been a living hell
662
01:15:03,567 --> 01:15:07,091
With resentment and hate
663
01:15:07,234 --> 01:15:11,893
l have survived until today
664
01:16:20,174 --> 01:16:22,107
We're off to a good start.
665
01:16:22,340 --> 01:16:26,103
Our next song is about
parents loving their children...
666
01:16:26,275 --> 01:16:27,968
...Children loving parents.
667
01:16:28,175 --> 01:16:31,608
A love for rich and poor alike.
668
01:16:32,074 --> 01:16:34,870
An unconditional love
immortalized in...
669
01:16:35,009 --> 01:16:36,599
"Heavy Laborer's Song"!
670
01:16:36,775 --> 01:16:39,071
Sing it for us, Miwa!
671
01:16:53,410 --> 01:16:59,366
I hear it even now
the Heavy Laborer's Song
672
01:16:59,877 --> 01:17:05,310
I hear it even now
That beloved lullaby
673
01:17:06,045 --> 01:17:10,943
At the construction site,
During lunch break
674
01:17:11,245 --> 01:17:16,974
Smoking a cigarette,
I close my eyes
675
01:17:17,179 --> 01:17:23,113
Music fills the air
I hear that song
676
01:17:23,280 --> 01:17:28,611
The song
of the heavy laborer at work
677
01:17:29,213 --> 01:17:35,443
The song
of the poor heavy laborers
678
01:17:36,914 --> 01:17:43,314
This is for my dear husband:
Heave Ho!
679
01:17:44,515 --> 01:17:49,447
This is for my dear wife:
Heave Ho!
680
01:17:50,715 --> 01:17:57,376
This is for my dear children:
Heave Ho!
681
01:17:58,683 --> 01:18:08,572
One more for luck:
Heave Ho!
682
01:24:25,384 --> 01:24:32,112
Let's meet in our dreams
683
01:24:43,385 --> 01:24:45,011
Damn!
684
01:24:46,552 --> 01:24:47,848
Bitch!
685
01:24:52,320 --> 01:24:54,843
You're a pain in the ass!
686
01:30:49,619 --> 01:30:52,813
Where have you been?
687
01:30:53,319 --> 01:30:54,750
Hi!
688
01:30:54,952 --> 01:30:56,509
What do you mean "Hi", slut?
689
01:30:56,685 --> 01:30:59,652
Sorry!
I don't know how I got here!
690
01:30:59,820 --> 01:31:01,046
You're too much!
691
01:31:04,120 --> 01:31:06,382
Ready? Go!
692
01:31:11,120 --> 01:31:13,348
I'm taking the money.
693
01:32:07,158 --> 01:32:08,715
Charge!
694
01:33:10,531 --> 01:33:11,894
Charge!
695
01:34:28,338 --> 01:34:29,769
Mr Kitano...
696
01:36:24,982 --> 01:36:28,414
Please give him a chance.
697
01:36:30,216 --> 01:36:34,911
His name is Taichi.
Just once. Give him a chance.
698
01:36:36,316 --> 01:36:38,078
Please give him a chance.
699
01:36:38,316 --> 01:36:45,079
I'd really appreciate it.
Just once...
700
01:36:50,351 --> 01:36:52,510
Where's the toilet?
701
01:36:54,351 --> 01:36:56,010
Out the back door.
702
01:38:20,159 --> 01:38:21,056
Cut!
703
01:38:26,059 --> 01:38:27,218
This way, please.
704
01:38:30,493 --> 01:38:31,255
Thank you.
705
01:38:31,493 --> 01:38:32,584
Good work.
706
01:41:10,341 --> 01:41:12,398
To Mr Clown
707
01:43:30,820 --> 01:43:33,752
Sorry. I must have pricked you.
708
01:44:18,158 --> 01:44:19,215
Now what?
709
01:44:39,327 --> 01:44:43,555
Written, Edited and Directed by:
Takeshi KITANO
710
01:44:44,827 --> 01:44:48,782
Produced by: Masayuki MORl
and Takio YOSHIDA
711
01:44:50,161 --> 01:44:51,717
Cinematography: Katsumi YANAGlJIMA
712
01:44:51,860 --> 01:44:53,451
Lighting: Hitoshi TAKAYA
713
01:44:53,594 --> 01:44:55,116
Production Design: Norihiro ISODA
714
01:44:55,594 --> 01:44:57,253
Sound Design: Senji HORIUCHI
715
01:44:57,394 --> 01:44:59,088
Editing: Yoshinori OTA
716
01:44:59,228 --> 01:45:00,887
Line Producer: Shinji KOMIYA
717
01:45:01,329 --> 01:45:05,284
Costume Design: Yohji YAMAMOTO
718
01:45:07,996 --> 01:45:10,121
Starring:
719
01:45:11,263 --> 01:45:13,422
Beat Takeshi
720
01:45:14,563 --> 01:45:16,722
Kotomi KYONO
721
01:45:17,863 --> 01:45:20,022
Kayoko KISHIMOTO
722
01:45:21,164 --> 01:45:23,289
Ren OHSUGI
723
01:45:24,431 --> 01:45:26,590
Susumu TERAJIMA
724
01:45:27,731 --> 01:45:29,890
and Akihiro MIWA
725
01:45:32,764 --> 01:45:37,424
Adaptation: Jeanette AMANO
and Richard LORMAND
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