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Oh see there charlie you are angry

things must go on you know I don't want

to hear I don't want to know I need your

advice really I hear maybe something

serious I don't know now can't we

discuss it like civilized people okay

I met Gordon at the vegetable stand

seems dreadfully uncoordinated and

terribly awkward when he tipped his hat

to me he knocked over a whole row of

cabbages and then when he bent down to

pick them up he knocked over more

doesn't hmm I think it may be an

equilibrium problem now if it's but if

it's purely emotional well I think I can

be of some help but if it's his inner

ear now this is the question that I want

to ask you uh do you think I should send

him to a clinic Sarah I don't care if

you pickle him and send him to the moon

I mean he means nothing to me

and if you think I'm thrilled to hear

about him then you're very much mistaken

see that jar you are angry I have a few

days left in November Sarah and I don't

want to devote them to a discussion

about my successor and I'm sick and

tired of your casual evasion and your

determination

Happy Thanksgiving

thank you I'm sorry I know I don't you

were gonna say something but it wasn't

important I I want to thank you all of

you for all the wonderful gifts and I

just wondered

make sure I thanked you again yeah oh

you'll find that cookbook very

enlightening Carol vegetables can be

prepared in many delicious ways well I

can almost drive on it right Sarah

right you never saw a skinny gorilla

where is he that's just terrible hey

mister almost the whole dinner Carol

let's go pack up the Ginza Sarah I think

we should have dessert now don't you

this thing looks hardly edible but uh I

think he deserves a chance he'll be back

he loves you and you love him

look there's any time you close that

book of yours there's no time you

grabbed whatever happiness you can get

let him stay he knows he doesn't care

but I care I love him a lot so I never

meant for that to happen but I do

and because I do I'd I don't want him

around when it comes I don't want them

to see that I don't I don't want him to

be part of it I don't want him to

remember even one tiny little piece of

and that's why I hope he never comes

back so I I I hope he keeps on running

never never turret oh because I am

afraid that if he comes back these last

few days in November I'm afraid I will

never let him leave me again why did he

go why why because I told him about

Gordon I told Charlie about Gordon

because I wanted him to run you know I

wanted who was good candidate for

December a distinct possibility

Alonzo Alonzo just someone to keep me

company purely clinical it was like

Richard all right he's not Charlie no

nobody's Charlie I'm afraid that it's a

terrible failure I haven't been able to

get any good pumpkins since the end in

attack I'm afraid I did flopped as a

matter of fact I think if it fell all

the way through and not at all it looks

delicious

oh you're very kind well Alonzo would

you to do the honors

uh yeah no knife I'm sorry I'll get it

what

it's a seven sided box but I guess we're

supposed to read it

and the one Happy Thanksgiving Sara -

sorry I couldn't be with you for the

festivities

number three must you leave so soon

Alonso number four and you too clever

for five and you too Carol six in the

shame that you must all leave signed the

Phantom Charlie number seven

well I'm a bit tired oh no please you

don't have to go to just Charlie's we're

being silly Oh Clem that's alright I'll

get the coats please you're just you

have not even had your dessert it's ok

well we really should go Sarah thank you

it was wonderful really very nice

welcome bye Sarah from New York's famous

Plaza Hotel a recently stolen plunger Oh

charlie

from maltese irregular much of a

shockingly chic Canobie cap 1500 yards

of bicycle tape and at $1 a foot Wow

and now the two most requested answers

in the New York driving test may I have

the envelope please thank you the legal

speed limit in a deer crossing zone is

15 miles per hour how fast you go in a

falling rock so as fast as you can for

the man in your life a generous bottle

of main floor by Bloomingdale's

and from stigmas delicatessen and

grocery shopping a 1/2 quart container

of sour crap tweeted it from your

neighborhood A&P a year's supply of rye

quiz for pigeons

with a weight problem Birds prefer them

15 to 4 so they say and from the

hardware store to the Stars

a pair of striped overalls with a loop

as an expression of my undying love a

tattoo sir a tattoo

painted on by myself in available light

come sit down a poet a poem by Charles

Blake entitled sweet November I promised

you Sara so here it is maybe good maybe

bad probably bad the one thing's for

sure from beginning to end it do rhyme

sweet November they say you're wintry

and gray and yet this love that you

bring is sweeter than spring and warmer

than may come December when our November

is through we'll face the winter and

smile for you know that I'll be staying

with you when we remember November

sunshine we won't mind December's rain

for us it will be like sweet November

again

thousand November Sara for as long as

they last let's tack them up all around

the room but we'll cover the walls with

them we'll pull the days of one by one

and as we finish one month we'll go on

to another from now on Sara sweet is

Sara every month will be November

and wherever you look in your family

life you're going to see them sweet and

endless and you're gonna say me too

because as we agreed November is my

month all your November's are mine

I'll never leave you

do you phantom Charlie what a marvelous

Thanksgiving our grand the way you

arrived like me the u.s. Calvary your

poem was very lovely as where all your

gifts I only worried for those thousand

people with the thousand calendars who

will never have a November at all I'm

pleased with you Sarah

dearest Sarah with Thanksgiving over we

must prepare for the holidays ahead we

must get our Christmas shopping

immediately out of the way so that by

Christmas morning all our presents can

have been exchanged for the proper sizes

I love you Sarah diva

wherever I go from here you will be the

sole occupant of my heart and if it gets

crowded in there the arteries will just

have to go I've explained it to them

they understand I will never leave you

Charlie you're Charlie now as our

November runs out I see that you are no

longer a box 6 sided and down

or rather you are one of my greatest

triumphs Sarah dear Sarah I will never

leave you I will never leave you I will

never leave you Charlie