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Oh

well today we're taking test three the

one in the middle mark yes what how fast

you go and a falling rock so come on

please how fast Oh circle the one that

you think is the right one correspond

and so on how fast do you go when a deer

is crossing oh I don't want to hit a

deer madam I must ask you to stop

interrupting back there you in the third

seat yes bring your test paper up here

actually I've finished yes

you're setting a poor example what did

you do that you don't think I was

cheating fortunately we're prepared for

the likes of you we have four different

examinations we'll have to come back for

the next session one o'clock you don't

mean now look I'm a businessman I have a

dad it will be all you're disturbing the

honest people

dick we please this is mr. Blake diggers

look I got hung up here now I did not

fail the test I was caught cheating

never mind now listen to me closely I

want you to start that two o'clock

meeting without me yeah and tell Mason

to order those new cartons with lots of

extra wax because of the new shipping

regulation okay now it's your 45 I want

you to pull McLaglen and set up a

meeting for 5:30 okay now tell him to

bring the stock samples as well as the

booked wait you got it check now check

the Chicago about the link now if

there's any spoilage Paul Anderson

listen because I'll see about three

o'clock okay bye look I'm really bad

very sorry go hit a deer I probably will

because she didn't give me the answer

listen if it's any consolation to you

everybody cheats you just have to get

caught madam please don't feel you have

to dog my footsteps the rest of my life

well you always get upset by little

things

there's no face round here I can get

some food I have a one o'clock in a song

yes

I know I know a great place and I will

take you there myself just point the

direction no please please allow me it's

the least I can do cup comes how do you

like yours

sauerkraut must mustard or above just

master please one word just mustard one

with sauerkraut and mustard and put his

sauerkraut on mine we're entitled hey no

no no please please don't do that please

be my guest

afterwards the least I can do nonsense

I'll be good

we can sit over here uh don't let me

keep you

no it's all right uh this is on my way

home

really I live right across that bridge

Rockland Heights oh that's very nice is

that your real accent or do you affect

that because you're pompous it's my own

pompous accent may I assume you're

English if you like and you want to

drive in America is that it good

thinking well

we drive on the right side in this

country I've been in America for three

years oh well then you should know that

I dunno hmm I already Drive my license

expired don't feed the pigeons I beg

your pardon

I said don't feed the pigeons your role

do you know what I carry I always carry

my crisps pigeons prefer rye crisps

five-to-one they are tasty and they are

crunchy and they are very low in caloric

content do you know what I will move

down to the other end of the bench and

then we'll both feed the pigeons and

then we'll pens and we'll see you gives

the most pigeons alright alright excuse

me

I'll look there you have mustard on your

sleep ISIL fingers were very knee but

you eat like a Russian I'm lucky it's

mustard or stains no no no no please

you're plenty of time it's not it's not

1 o'clock yet

ah I'm Sara Deever 23 years old in April

I'm Charles Blake what do you do I have

my own company ah good good what do you

do

we manufacture boxes oh no I'm sorry but

I mean that's got to be the silliest

thing I ever heard all box all boxes who

the saying all boxes have six sides

seriously how long can you stay in

business if all you do is manufacture

the same old six-sided boxes a long time

ah well suppose somebody comes along and

manufactures seven sided boxes for the

same price that you are manufacturing

six-sided boxes aha

what happens then they all clapping

etobi

to hire the handicapped ship do you hire

the handicapped well I don't go out of

my wait what I mean is that I have many

employees and I like to think that at

least one of them is seriously

handicapped ok

do you have any tattoos none that

occurred to me offhand

none of och I eagles grabbing lightning

or snakes open um

battleship no I'm not big enough for a

battleship the best I could hope for

would be a gunboat none of arrows

piercing hearts with your mother's name

written on it or maybe your wives I'm

not married and I don't have any tattoos

it's very nice very neat do you see do

you see that that's wrong positive

pigeons buffer right crisps 5 2 1 oh say

do you need an apartment I I'm showing a

little dandy tomorrow at noon thank you

I have a very nice above well I think I

think you will like this one it has a

fire price I love fireplaces

I don't need an apartment I think the

least you could do is come have a look

here is the address please just don't

have such a close mind

I don't need an apartment it's a very

nice neighborhood

very few burglaries and there has not

been a rape there for seven years maybe

things will pick up in the spring there

must be a fire no it's my watch well

it's time for my test

well you certainly you don't have miss

that do you I didn't want to miss it the

first time ah

well it's it's been interesting Thank

You Charles I think you've been very

interesting too come on piggy

come on come on Pidgey Pidgey come on

good bye bye and don't let them catch

you cheating they can be very hard on

you there you know there you are come on

come on come on come on now by February

that prototype carbon for International

Mills should be here any change in that

I'm still not present yesterday a cooler

Factory and double-check it for me buddy

hi alright I guess that's it thank you

gentlemen thank you sir niggas on

the on that cereal come channel I like

to see the crest either all their former

room I like maroon good good good

great of visibility personnel do we hire

the handicapped I arranged for the

maintenance of all utilities the

electricity the plumbing etc I also

visit the premises once a month by

appointment to collect the rent and to

see to it that you are in no way to

facing the property they're in and when

I first came here from Indianapolis I

took a 3-year lease on a silly little

West Side apartment which I grew to hate

almost immediately excuse me what mrs.

Furman loved it I still hold the lease I

still paid the rent but mrs. Furman

quite naturally pays me more than I pay

the landlord in a short time I had two

other such apartments that are handled

in the same way do you have any idea how

many apartments I have today 396 no

eight eight eight such apartments

scattered all over the city

I can fix any clogged drain better than

any plumber well that's sweet I use

coffee grounds expresso and that's my

secret yes and it again as a matter of

actual fact I do all that handiwork I I

get five dollars to call and I do

television sets for six hours plus parts

oh I always carry bicycle tape it's very

impressive aren't you impressed by

bicycle tape of me oh I'm bowled over by

a band-aid

oh do you see this yep it's a stick with

a bubble in it yes

it tells when things aren't level it's

very good for when I am not sure what to

do see I just uh I hold it up and I look

I let that bubble I let it move around

like that and then it practically

supervise people

Oh oh there you are

what what is it the loop

listen expert when you have striped over

holes and a loop on the side like that

that's it that's the whole show that's

an expert and master handyman you know

what you can hang in that loop anything

a hammer a chisel a ruler a stick it

simply does not matter as long as you

have a loop that's it you know I think

you'll have a loop one day do you really

do you think that I'm sure you'll work

your way up you'll start with drains

then sewers and oh I gotta go the Bell

Tolls for me listen Beth can I see you

sometime dinner dancing a night out on

the town yes but it cannot be anything

on it the can no that's absolutely out

of the question

nothing romantic do you know well how

about how about tomorrow night we can go

to the signposts of the 70s exhibition

revolutionary ideas and developments

that will be commonplace on the earth

the moon and the other planets within

our lifetime 8:30 p.m. Nichols hall Oh

fine oh I'll meet you there