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- So where are you going?

11 Rue des Sycamores, Neuilly-sur-Seine

- "Neuilly" for short

- Looking for someone?

- I'm looking for Monsieur Paul Thomas

I might have known: the procession's starting. Are you his cousin?

His father is your father's brother? Monsieur Henri's also a brother?

- You know everything!

- Seventh floor on the left. I clean for Monsieur Paul; he's nice.

- You're Charles, I bet

- Let him approach. May he be welcome and make himself at home

Did he travel well? Is he happy? - Very happy

- Do you like the lavish surroundings? All these trophies? All these guns?

He's a good friend. His name is Jean, I believe, known as Clovis

because he has political ambitions like the famed King of the Franks

"No further, Frank!" our forbearers cried

I've lost the rhythm - Piss off forsooth

- Don't you start. We're not impressed are we?

- Rustic!

- Eat, drink and shut the hell up

Die Kuche. In French, the kitchen, where one toys with tasty dishes

I'll show you around

Up there, the loggia, with my bed

Some trophies... Uncle Henri's horns

- Where is he? - Flying between New York and Miami

- With a bird? - Two birds

Eat and shut the hell up

A little corridor with a door opening onto a nice, sober, tidy little room

Your room

- It's very nice

Uncle Henri doesn't stint himself

He has a place like this in every capital

- Mum says he's into shady deals

- Your mother does?

- You know what I think? Your dad and mine, they're the dopes

Say Paul... Who's that guy?

Out there? That's Clovis

But he must be at least thirty

More. He's a good sort

What does he do for a living? - Oh you'll see

A bit of this and that. He's very nice

I'm surprised your mother let you come

She wouldn't have if I hadn't been staying here

- You're all in order at the university; I've got you signed in

That's your bed

I'll get my case

- Yes, it�s Clovis

Ok, I�ll call him

It's Genevieve

So what?

It's your problem

Charles has arrived... my cousin

Yes, Clovis is here

She's coming round - Is she now?

Excuse me, but I�m often uncouth

I'm sorry but this girl is coming... she and I had a thing last winter

She's got problems, silly bitch

- I'm tired, think I�ll go to bed

How tactful. Don't you admire our friend's tact

Very much

- Aren't you tired too? - Not at all, I�m looking forward to this

- Did you understand? - You know I took English

- It means goodnight - You should do German instead of law

Dear mother. The journey here went very well

I had the compartment to myself, so I could stretch out on the seat

Don't worry, I took off my shoes and then put them on to go to the dining car

There was quite a good choice but I missed Marie's cooking

However the Escalope Saganaise wasn't at all bad

For you, I think

- There's no doubt about it now. I don't know what to do

The doctor confirmed it this morning

- Do your parents know? - I told them

- Clever girl

I didn't mention you, but daddy kept on at me, so...

And you a liberated woman?

Don't make fun of her

I'm not. So what did daddy say?

He walked out and left me to it

Don't worry, I can fix you up; a little bit of unpleasantness and that's it

-I don't want that -Do you have a choice?

It's best, you know

-Paris is wonderful, and Paul seems in his element here

Love, Charles

Rise and shine!

It's one of the treasures of the arsenal

-What's this? -A deadly weapon, when loaded

-It doesn't look like it -Never judge by appearances

Get up you sluggard; hurry and get dressed

I'm going to show you around

Paul took me to the Latin Quarter, to a sort of club called the Union

Piss off, I'm going to work!

-Leaving just as I arrive? -I'm off to the Elysee

-About Genevieve, it's all set -You're a real friend, Clovis

Come along; I'm introducing my cousin to the delights of our little bordello

Gilbert not about darling?

Behold and be amazed

Let us venture to the infernal regions

I'm pissed; pour me a drink and make me forget

True it's stupid. Pour

You are drunk, Philippe

-Stop him drinking -No, I was complimenting him

That looks like Francoise

Starting to wallow, are we?

-Problems with Francoise? _As you can see

I could give you some proverbial advice

-I know all the proverbs -You're drunk enough to ignore them

We haven't met, but we have now

You can help a grieving friend

I'm conceited but you'll like me, Ernestine

-I doubt it, but my name's Martine -Martine, how delightful

Like a bell sounding the cocktail hour

My grieving friend has been ditched by an equally delightful little creature

But your smile is going to make him all better again

Philippe, let me introduce Martine

Don't let him get you down; boys aren't everything

Good music, literature, the dance

and no matches

May I? I'm Paul's cousin Charles

I'm Vonvon

I'm going to finish the signs

He's busy, I see

Mind me watching?

Are you the cousin...Paul's cousin?

I hear you're hot stuff at bridge. You take my place after this hand

The rest are mine

-Shit, one down -It wasn't on

The heart finesse was a mistake

He had to have the king

I'm the king!

Do something to help me. This young lady says she has a class

-She's crazy -I have to go, really

-Yes, come on Martine -How dare the varlet?

Dost he take thee for his chattel?

Are you forgetting that you love me? -I'll be back before long

By your troth?

Take heart, fellow

Ah, women

-I thought you meant her for Philippe -Oh Philippe is me in a way

I think Philippe's sulking

I just mention it because I like to keep him happy

But don't let it bother you

It's all yours

Ok, I get it

How goes it, baby?

-You don't look like Paul -We're cousins, not twins

Like actors...cut out for different roles by your looks

-What system do you play? -Whatever you like

Blackwood, four trumps or no trumps? -Four no-trumps. You use forcing bids?

Not very well

It's a question of practice

-No bid -One spade

-Two hearts -Three clubs

Four spades

Not playing anymore? What scheme are you hatching?

Who's she?

Florence? She has something, despite the name

I can press your suit; fresh meat finds favour with the ladies

The Figaro in me is roused

Meet my cousin

You're the famous cousin?

Cousin, maybe, but I�m the famous one!

I must dash; I just came to see Vonvon

-See you soon? -Of course

Sorry about that

Why be sorry? I'm off

-Can I help you? -I'm just looking

-First editions? Latest arrivals? -I'm not a collector

-Thrillers? -I don't like them much

I'm delighted. What, then?

Balzac, maybe

-You're a provincial? -Does it show?

Not really, except in reading Balzac at your age

-What do the rest read? -Thrillers, that's all they want

I showed one Old Gorroit. He almost flung it at me

Yes, thrillers and sex stuff

For relaxation, they say

-You sound hopeless -With good reason

A lifetime isn't enough with all there is to read, yet they waste their time

You're right; ten years I�ve been reading and I love it

I tell them Dostoyevsky has all they want

but they can't be bothered

-You sound bitter -Why not, with no sale for Balzac?

I like you; choose yourself a Balzac on me

Thanks, but I can pay

I'll make it up on the pulps

The pleasure I'd get is worth more to me, anyway. Go on, make your choice

You've read Lost Illusions? Steal it then

Go on, I'm not looking

You'll bankrupt yourself

Don't worry about that

Your eyes are still full of wonders you've read

But it's an odd world we live in; you'll see

Maybe, but it is the world -If you can stand it

We were talking about books

You broke up the game

-Your brother? -No, cousin

Dear Mother. The great thing is that I don't have to take notes in class

Each week I buy duplicated copies of the lectures and study them at home

I find it much easier to work that way

Tomorrow I'm having a day off, though

Paul has invited some friends to "a little soiree", as he says

Wait a second

Shit, are we the first?

And shit to you too!

You can make your own introductions

Shutting me out?

Where's the bar?

That sniveling Philippe

-How are things? -She's dumped Andre; Auguste'll be next

I'm off

Let's sit down

-They make me sick -Not me

You'll learn

-Why so bitter Philippe? -I don't know

-There are other girls -The problem is, I love Francoise

Yes, but....from what Paul says...

She's a tart; I know

Some music?

Can we dance?

-Music, please, not Wagner -God preserve me from dolts

Francoise! I don't want to see her

-Who's that with her? -Rameau; I know him vaguely

You're Paul's cousin?

Have a drink, Rameau, old fellow

-No kiss for me? -By your leave, Rameau

-Rameau doesn't care -Unsociable, isn't he?

But fundamentally sound; that rude, rustic upbringing, you know

Piss off and get your drink

-What's got into you? -I just don't like him

-That's no reason -It is...I'm not very civilised

-I've been waiting for you -Paul told me

I've been waiting for you ever since... well for a long time

-I like sitting on staircases; do you? -I love it

What I said about waiting for you... that was true

Forgive this intrusion

You're very welcome

I told you before to keep out of my way

It's not healthy for you here. Run away and teach yourself to read

What's got into you?

-That should make you welcome -A modest bottle

-You're very gallant -And eager to prove it

The Count's a bit of a rogue...

...but exceptionally generous

I can afford to be

An Italian friend, Count Arcangelo Minerva

-Delighted to make your acquaintance -Welcome to our festivities

-Not bad, eh? -Delightful

Ah, Paris...

Who's he?

Times are hard

An Italian friend here on business, but also seeking a little relaxation

Taking care of the after-dinner entertainment is my job

Age bows before beauty

What's your cut?

Your sandwiches won't keep me going, dear

Here's Genevieve

I hope I'm welcome

You know I'm fond of you

It was a false alarm, you know

You've both been very kind; pride yourselves on being true friends

How about a drink, old pal?

Has anyone asked if you modeled for Correggio?

-Who's Correggio? -A friend of mine

Pretty little tadpole

Mozart finishes...

...and now, Wagner!

Oh mother mine, where art thou?

I am a poor soldier, alone...

...all alone, bereft of friends...

...or comrades

Where are they?

All are dead. All is dead

I am heavy-hearted. I weep. I wail

Help me!

Mama...

No one hears...

I am still alone

One day, though, the war ends

And spring returns again

The birds sing. The sun shines

Music can be heard

And love is born

No knight-errantry, please; It's dangerous

Behave, Philippe!

-Let's go -Should we?

Stop making scenes, Philippe; I'm free to do as I like

-You make me sick -You go to hell

You can all go to hell! What are you staring at me for?

I hope you all die like dogs!

Absolutely crazy!

Too many problems, and not enough character to handle them

What's so funny?

Nothing. I was thinking about Philippe and what you said

Because I'm not sure about myself, whether I've the capacity...

...to be what I'd like to be

See, I�m even talking like a book

Not at all

What do you think of me? That I'm the teacher's pet?

-I wasn't in your class -Luckily, or I'd have no chance

You don't know what I am

A boy doted on and made a fuss of by his mother

That leaves its mark

At least it's better than the stigma of drink; like Clovis

But Clovis faces life with a strength I lack

Not that I'm weak, but...

Am I a fool? Look at me

Do I have a stupid face? Do I say stupid things in a stupid way?

I do, don't I?

You've a lovely voice, Charles

You're not joking?

But Paul's much nicer...

I meant what I said

Say something, so I can say the same to you

No, you say something, anything

I don't know what to say....I never do

Say anything, recite your lecture notes

There's something I'm dying to say, but I'd cut my tongue out first

I daren't tell you

No, it would just provide an occasion to plumb new depths of stupidity

But Charles, that's every woman's wish. Recite it to me

Never

Are you really so dumb?

On that point, absolutely

I can hear Paul saying: "So we write poems in secret, do we?"

Paul isn't here. Tell me your poem

I'll think it for you, without saying anything

-Is it good? -Very good Charles

My collected works, a bit rustic in inspiration

In love or not, I'm still a country boy

Have you been in love often?

Two or three times. You?

With this Rameau?

Of course not, He's just a friend

I'm not much for "just friends"

I love you Florence. I find this Rameau repellent

You love me? This is very sudden

I know, but...that's how I am

What's worse is that it stays with me a long time

My mother didn't want me to come to Paris; she knows me

Paul managed to persuade her, but she said:

"The first girl that comes along will get her hooks into you"

She sees all women as wicked

She kept a jealous eye on me. I had no defenses, she used to say

She'd be jealous of you ,too; she already was when I left

Would you like to go for a drive? Will you wait while I get the car keys?

-Can you drive? -Mother taught me

Paul, it's your cousin

Can I borrow the car keys?

Silly geese! I want a woman and I'll get one

The man's mad

I'll get one

You lied to me; you promised me girls

I want girls

Just one, for God's sake

When they won't, they won't, Arcangelo

You want girls, but I want money

Rich bastards!

Paul, give me the car keys

Ah, that's a great idea. Listen to me, you lot

How about going for a drive? Come on, it'll be fun

You're finished, Arcangelo

To the cars!

I'll get the keys to the Italian's Nash

I need to powder my nose

I'll take you, Florence

Come on Charles, there's room in my Nash

Left behind? Come with me for a change

I'm going to drive like the devil. My car will do 120, 130...

...180 kilometres an hour, if I�m on form

My head goes through!

We'll head for the motorway, by way of the Bois

-Where's first gear? -Who cares?

Which idiot left the lights on?

He's well gone

Terrorize him

Get up! Gestapo!

What's the matter? Having nightmares?

I dozed off

Had you going, didn't I?

-Where have you been? -All over, with the girls

-They made a scene in a night club -You went to La Goulee?

I'd better go. Is the metro running yet?

You're a bit late for the first train

Paul...you scared me

He seems strange...I don't get it

Don't get what?

I don't know. I think you really scared him

Marc's Jewish, so it shook him up a bit

Poor guy, it must have been a real shock

You think so? No, it just sobered him up a bit

He won't sober up that easily

That cretin might have hurt somebody

Just as well there's no ammo

No? Come and see

Take offa da dress lady, or Arcangelo he gonna blowa da top!

Have you got Florence's phone number?

I forgot to ask her for it

Has she a phone? She's never at home

Sorry...have to go. We'd better try to get an hour or two's sleep

Permit me to sympathise. That's the best thing for it

Your humble servant

You find me greatly embarrassed

No, I insist. I behaved very badly

I was too drunk, and I apologise

A little merry, perhaps; the life and soul of the party

All this was my doing

I don�t know how to apologise... all these lovely things in pieces

Do you have my friend Delbecque's address?

-Delbecque...Clovis? -Yes, I would like to thank him

He moves around a lot; I don't have his new address

Never mind, I'll find him. We know a bar...

Well, with renewed apologies, I'll say goodbye

The tenants have been complaining about the noise

Good for them

Forgive us; your charming city is to blame

What a nice man. A foreigner?

Yes, Italian, and not as nice as you think

My goodness, look at this. Were you fighting?

It was Babylon, Madame

And your lovely Italian was mainly responsible

Where am I going to start? And people complaining too!

They were all cordially invited

The phone off the hook too

Sleep well?

The phone was off the hook?

-Someone might have called me -They'll call back

Were you at this orgy too, Charles?

He dipped a toe in

Feel alright?

-Some Alka-Seltzer, or something? -No I'll be OK

Be nice and put on some coffee, Charles

-I'm not nice -You tell him, Charles

Shame on you, setting cousin against cousin like that

I'm hungry too

Don't just sit by the phone. Make coffee

Do me a favour Paul; piss off

The poor boy is in a bad mood

Not the very best

Florence? It's me....yes, Charles

I was worried...

Anyway, it's nice of you to call

So you do have a phone

Listen...can I see you?

You say when

I've a class this afternoon

No, Florence, I have to go

I have to put in an appearance, or...

All right, let's do that; then we can walk back together

When is your class?

Three o'clock

I'll be out around five. Is that all right?

Thanks for calling

You don't need to sleep

-Who were you calling? -Charles

The kid?

I'm meeting him at three

It's unbelievable

It's wonderful; I'm meeting Florence at five

He isn't here, he's gone out. He went off to his class

But we were supposed to go together

No, you were to meet him at five

-Well, come in and have a drink -The thing is...I haven't much time

Oh come on, you've two hours

What's this business with Charles?

-What are you playing at?-Just playing

Well, at least you're frank

What do you get out of it?

With Charles? It's not possible

He's my cousin, and I'm very fond of him, but after all...

After all what?

You know him

-Yes...so? -You don't get it?

Talking about art, fine

But in bed...

You don't get it; he doesn't think about that

-About what? -Bed

-So what do you get out of it? -Bed isn't everything

Come off it

Paul, I want to love him

Let's try to be serious. How old are you?

Twenty

Now consider this: you want to love him; suppose you make it

He, for his part, adores you

What happens?

You start living together, at your place, so that I won't be in your way

He'll be studying hard

You'll keep house...

...or get someone in to do it for you, while you stay in bed all day reading

...books he chooses for you

Saturday night, a movie

Sunday afternoon, I'll invite you out for a drink, but he'll have work to do

You'll want to stay in with him, but I know you

In spite of ourselves, you'll get your martyred look. I'll laugh up my sleeve

Besides which, there's his mother

What will she say?

He won't dare write to her because he can't lie

He used to lecture me when we were kids

Don't get me wrong, though; he's a good sort, a really nice guy

Let's try to be clear about this, Florence

He's pretty good looking, much tougher than he looks

He's far from a fool; he has, I must insist, an admirable mind

But you're just not suited to each other

That's what you won't see

I'm telling you this for your own good; you'd be desperately unhappy

Leave me alone

You'd be unfaithful

The other one!

-I've an empty stomach -Come in and have a drink

You here?

She came looking for Charles

What for?

-She wants to love him -Really, that's unbelievable

So, I was telling her

Can't you just see it? You'd die of boredom after three days of housework

That's not for you to decide

Has he convinced you?

You don't understand

You fool

You sleep with half the neighbourhood...

...then fall for a virgin...

What you're doing is morally reprehensible

You're passing yourself off as something you're not

Screw him or leave him alone

You bastards

You hear that, Paul?

We're very fond of you, Florence darling. We want to help you

-Don't we Paul? -Absolutely

We really do

Sleep with him if you want, but don't play games

No marriage talk

I'm serious

That's the problem

Look at yourself

Can you make him happy?

Feel your skin...I'm a connoisseur

Leave me alone

That's the skin of a cock-teaser

I know

That thrills you, doesn't it?

You're made for caresses, not higher feelings

Listen to him

It's good advise

She's listening all right

-Aren't you, Florence? -I've two hours to waste

I won't need them for my evidence

Contact with Charles' skin must seem pretty unnatural, don't you think?

Frankly, how do you feel about Charles' skin?

Leave me alone

Wrong number

Try mine

Or Paul's?

No, Clovis...

Go on, try it

Let her touch your skin

Feels good, doesn't it?

Paul's skin is responsive

It's something else again

Paul's the one to save you from Charles, Florence

Love one another , my lambs

-Waiting for someone -Have you seen Florence?

-Any news of Philippe?-He's OK, more or less

-Did something happen to him? -Haven't you heard?

He broke his legs jumping from a window

Because of Francoise

That's sad news

She led him on a hell of a dance

Twenty past five... I'll wait a little longer

-See you at the cafe? -I hope not

Here he is

Don't worry

I waited two hours for you, Florence

What happened?

I mistook the time

-It doesn't matter -It does; I hate letting people down

You're forgiven

Listen to me, Charles...

What is it?

You won't be pleased

It's difficult...You tell him Flo

I think he understands

I don't

While waiting...

This is hard...

Florence and I are together now

Together?

Living together

This is true, Florence?

Don't be angry...I'm your friend

Of course not; I'll wait my turn

And you'll get it

I was afraid you'd be upset, feel we were stringing you along

We're fond of you

Did you hear about Philippe, Florence?

-I brought these back -Why? They're yours

I can't accept them

You stole them, remember? How are things?

-Not so good -Tell me about it

-A girl ditched me? -Is that all?

Easy for you to say. Actually I hardly knew her

It hurts

Ah, youth; if that was the worst of our problems...

Work hard, and you'll soon forget her

-It's not that simple -I had my share of adventures, you know

Easy come, easy go

Today, I could buy ten girls like that

Work hard, and you'll see

When your cousin and all his pals fail their exams, you'll be sitting pretty

Be positive; I'm here if you need to talk

You're very kind

Get back to work; no free novel today

Thanks anyway

These heartaches...To work now; don't waste a moment

Dinner's ready...about time too

I'm starving, I'm starving

I burned myself

-What's this? -Tomatoes Provencal

This is living, eh?

Three cheers for the cook

Isn't life wonderful?

Why bother studying when tomatoes toil not, but ripen in the sun?

I'm following the advice of a friend... the bookseller you met

He doesn't fancy your chances in the exams

I should hope not! But don't you worry about me

If I do fail, I won't cast a jaundiced eye

To each his own method

Dear Mother, I've been thinking about all you've done for me

I'm going to pay you back a hundredfold, you'll see

By the time I next see you, I'll be a brilliant graduate

We can't have this

Studying's all very well, but...

He's going to pass

Have a drink

Florence wants to dance, but my feet hurt

-Dance with me, Charles -No, really

Not very gallant, is he?

I'm not much of a dancer anyway

Florence would love to teach you. It's a now or never opportunity

No, I've got too much work to-do

-What about me? -To each his own method

Let him be

Not much fun, is he?

Don't forget to go to bed

Hot, isn't it?

-Where have you been hiding? -I'm working

You're blocking the sun

Bake away, then

Had breakfast? I'll make coffee

Tea? Chocolate?

-What will you have, Flo? -The same as my beloved Charles

You'll get coffee

Have you a cigarette?

You look pale. Why are you working so hard? You'll kill yourself

Got a light?

Right, Back to work...

-No breakfast? -Tell Paul I'll have it in my room

Stay...

You'll tell him?

It's ready

Don't stop, I'm just going for a shower

It's just me, going for a shower

It's scalding!

Let's have a bit of cold

Not too much...God, women are stupid

I'll be as red as a lobster

God, you're so stupid

You're not, I suppose!

Pack up and go if you object!

I'll do that!

Paul...what's a sycophant?

What are you talking about?

Where's Florence?

She didn't even prepare breakfast

I've sad news to impart, my friend

We were happy together, the three of us

Now it's over

She's still a good friend

I'm fond of her

You also, probably

I most regret the Tomatoes Provencal

-They were really good -I didn't like them

You loved them

No, I ate them just to please her

It's sad, though, isn't it?

-What will you do now? -God only knows

Hard work, that's the thing. Girls like that are ten a penny

The exams are in four days remember, and you haven't done much

Do you feel well prepared?

Go to it

No fear

I've sat exams before, and may again, I fear

I see such matters as only relatively important

Anyway, I bet that I have a way to counter lack of preparation

I'm no champion at bridge, of course...

But I can finesse with the best of them

You've four days

Three; I sit mine a day before you

I'll blaze the trail

It's incredible

Let's celebrate

Look at me carefully; don't you notice something different?

I've passed

I foxed them completely

Great about Paul, isn't it?

Eat, drink, smash everything!

I failed...but Paul makes up for that

-When do you sit? -Tomorrow

Drink up, there!

A miracle is a cause for celebration

-I'm proud of you -So am I

-Where are you going? -To work

Don't overdo it. Am I not living proof of the futility of work?

Have a rest

Tomorrow. I'll be free then

Things come easy to you, but sadly I'm the slow type

I must admit to being very moved

Events unique in life call for special celebration...

...equally unique

You success is such an event. So, thanks to my famed munificence...

...a surprise

No, not the Italian again!

The Great Matton!

Uncle Henri shot those trunks!

You'll die of exposure!

Ladies and gentlemen

First I'll break the chains...

...proving that nothing can withstand me

This is how the Sultan of Turkey chained his prisoners

...before having them hurled into the Bosporus

He won't make it

You're working?

-You're not very polite -I'm busy

I just came to say hello

-What's that? -Law

I know. But what, exactly?

-Is it interesting? -It's just work

You seem a bit down

I'm as happy as a bird in a cage

Must you work?

I've no choice

You could relax a bit

I hate that lot

Stay then; sit over there

I'd rather be near you. Stop for a moment

Don't you realise my exam is tomorrow morning?

Go away and leave me alone

I'm not Paul. I have to revise

I promised my mother I'd pass, and I care about her

All you care about is screwing

Oh sorry

Go away. You're stopping me working

Go away

What went wrong? You worked so hard

Nothing, I'm just tired

Church closed 19.30-06.15

-You look glum -I am

-Woman trouble? -In a way

The same one?

Yes, but that's not all; I failed

Did you work?

Yes I worked

It's not the end

Well, you'll just have to try again

It'll be easier next time

Don't lose heart, get back to work right away...and no women!

I haven't seen you around here for days

Found a new love?

Actually, what you had your eye on all along...

...was me

I don't want him to wake

Don't let him wake

I have one chance in six

You have five chances in six

My God, what a state

Been out on the tiles, have you?

-Celebrating your triumph, I trust -No, Paul, I failed

-I don't believe it...the bastards! What happened?

I don't know.... I got muddled. Fell into their traps

I was in a state

Don't worry. I know you, you'll find happiness; you�re learning about life

-Nothing to reproach yourself with -You think not?

I envy the happiness ahead for you

I've lost everything

Don't be silly; a girl, an exam, a bit of time...

If that were all...

Oh, I see...your mother

No, I don't mean my mother

The Great Matton was fun, though, wasn't he?

I was working

Clovis comes up with some great surprises

That Italian...Signor Arcangelo Whatsit...remember?

Paul, don't!